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Ben: *screams*
Sean: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Charlie: Should we do something?
Andre: No, I want to see who wins.
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Hecate: Would you punch me for two thousand knuts?
Rowan: Noooo, I'd never hurt you!
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Sean: Would you punch me-
Talbott, squaring up: I'm glad you asked.
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Dumbledore: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Hecate: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Kit: I got distracted by Fawkes about halfway through.
Sean: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Charlie: What are you implying about my baking skills?
Jae: That they're non-existent.
Charlie: ...I didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you are being right now.
Jae: And I didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies so I guess we're all learning.
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Alanza: Well, has Merula been wrong before?
Ismelda: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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Diego: What's it called when you're, like, bisexual, but for language?
Talbott: ...BILINGUAL?!
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Kit: What are you doing?
Ben, laying on the floor: I’m slowly and painfully suffering in my stupid, miserable existence.
Jae, eating popcorn: I’m supervising.
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Merula: Hope you get run over.
Tonks: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get on your broom and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.
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Skye: I swear that everything was carefully calculated!
Murphy: You almost DIED!
Skye: I never said i was good at maths!
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Liz: Dolphins and I - let's just say there's some bad blood
Bryn: There's bad blood between you personally and all dolphins?
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Sean, staring at Percy: um… you want a butterbeer?
Charlie: hE’S ELEVEN!
Sean: I DONT KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT????
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pockykierra · 22 days
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HADES 2 SPOILERS KINDA BUT-
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oooooh my god OOOOOH my god oh my god OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MY god oh my
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meggannn · 2 days
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mild hades 2 spoilers
zagreus's friends receiving nectar: aw thanks zag! i can't wait to drink it like someone normally drinks nectar :)
melinoë's friends receiving nectar: aw thanks mel! can't wait to toss this out to the fucking wildebeests
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mynqzo · 1 year
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hecate (my wife)
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polaraffect · 3 days
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oh god they made chaos in hades ii so fucking hot oh my god oh my g
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fallowfrog · 1 year
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death... to kronos.
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hydr0phius-art · 4 months
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Be honest, do you think this man would survive at Miss Cackles Academy for Young Witches?
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We are assuming that he just got yeeted from the ISD Chimaera to Cackles and was like "yeah, I might as well chill here for a bit while they figure out how to get rid of me."
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usurperss · 1 year
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I need her
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marascomics · 9 months
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This loveseat has such a cute design, too bad it’s being covered up by a couple of lesbians🤨
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friedaaaaaaargh · 5 months
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Hecate Hardbroom - The Worst Witch (2017-2020)
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Melisha Tweedy - Chicken Run (2000) / Dawn of the Nugget (2023)
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Frieda Petrenko - Holby City (1999-2022)
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Appreciation for three iconic characters, all with black hair, and an iconic bun.
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Sean: Time to get clever. Or, failing that, violent.
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Penny, shortly before the 2nd vault adventure: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. 
Rowan: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. 
Bill: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? 
Penny: Ominous positivity.
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Merula: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Kit: But your way is sheer force, just with a 'please' at the end!
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Jae: Come on, you can’t make everyone like you. You're not Chiara.
Ben: Not everyone likes Chiara...
Jae: What do you mean?!?
Jae: WHO DOESN'T LIKE CHIARA
Ben: Nobody I just-
Jae: I NEED NAMES
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Dark Wizard to Sean, Kit, and Jae: I’ve cornered you here because I crave the deadliest game... 
Jae, nodding: Knife Monopoly. 
Dark Wizard: 
Dark Wizard: I was actually going to hunt you lot for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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Ben: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you.
Hecate: First of all, calm down.
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Hecate: Can you keep a secret? 
Rubin: Do you know anything about my life? 
Hecate: No, I don't. Good point.
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Random person, pointing at Sean: Is that man bothering you?
Talbott: Yeah, but he's my boyfriend so I kinda signed up for this.
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 Bryn: Alright, so I got this box and we're gonna put everything we love in it.
Jae: *raises hand*
Bryn: No, we're not putting Chiara in the box.
Jae: *lowers hand*
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ptnbunnie · 1 year
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I’ll be waiting for you
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Why don’t you just stay with me 🥺🥺
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antimonys-stuff · 19 days
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rewatched the reveal trailer and damn hecate being a boss was actually quite obvious huh. the animation at the start is literally melinoe and hecate sparring
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chthonic-cassandra · 12 days
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Everything I write keeps turning out to actually be about tangled threads of tension and intimacy between survivors/co-victims with overlapping yet distinct experiences of violence which is a) not something of which I can find a lot of other nuanced fictional treatments and b) maybe something that it makes sense would be difficult for me to write.
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terrovaniadorm · 1 year
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POV you got sorted into Terrovania
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Time to daydream about a tww self insert so I can be hecate hardbroom’s girlfriend <3 nobody talk to me for at least three hours
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