#hey SJ :p

[cosmic-muses]

muahahhahahahahahahh im EVIL and a HATER and i wont beware !!! your WHIMSY is no match for me, kid!!!

It's okay I still love you (platonically) anon even if you're a hater <333

#hey SJ :p #<- (73% certain of this guess) #if not well still hello!!

[findthebae]

hey! im scott/sj and im a scott pilgrim fictive im looking for canon mates or just people who want to be mutuals im 22 bodily and would prefer to talk to adults :P interact with this post and ill get back to you

! ! !

#canon calls #scott pilgrim fictive #scott pilgrim kin

[findinyourkin]

hey! im scott/sj and im a scott pilgrim fictive im looking for canon mates or just people who want to be mutuals im 22 bodily and would prefer to talk to adults :P interact with this post and ill get back to you

!!!!!!!!

#canon calls #scott fictive #scott pilgrim fictive #fictive

[ukfrislandembassy]

Frislandic Phonology and Orthography

Right, let's begin this series on what Frislandic looks like now. We'll start with rhe bit which will hopefully make the examples in the followonf sections at least pronouncable: the phonology and orthography. The next post will be historical and dialectal notes which will hopefully make what I'll describe below more transparent.

If I was asked to give a 'phoneme inventory' (ugh) of (standard) Frislandic, I'd basicallt have to provide you with the table below. The orthographyk follows these conventions for the most part, with a couple of exceptions that will be noted when they are relevant.

/p t t͡s k/ <b d z g>

/pʰ tʰ kʰ/ <p t k>

/ʰp ʰt ʰk/ <pp tt kk>

/f ɬ s ɕ/ <f ll s sj>

/β ð l r j/ <v ð l r j>

/m n ŋ/ <m n ng>

/i y u/ <i u o>

/e ə o/ <e e o>

/æ ɑ/ <æ a>

/iə̯ uə̯ əi̯ əu̯/ <ie uo ij w>

/æi̯ ɑi̯ ei̯ oi̯ øy̯ æu̯ ɑu̯ eu̯ ou̯ iu̯/ <æj aj ej oj uj æv av ev ov iv>

/i̯əu̯ u̯əi̯/ <iev uoj>

In terms of phonetic detail the consonants notated here as alveolar tend to be more denti-alveolar, with the exception of /s r/ which tend instead towards more of a retracted alveolar, though rarely a true retroflex. Additionally the affricate /t͡s/ is for some speakers a palatalised /t͡sʲ/.

But that's not the whole story, of course, because an inventory never is. Not all of these sounds are created equal and some have wildly different distributions. Indeed, for historical reasons it's generally better to speak of contrasts in phonotactic environments (not that I really have the space or time to go througy this in full but hey).

First of all, /f/ and /o/ are loan phones plain and simple. They are not found in native vocabulary and the latter isn't found even in early Irish or Norse loans due to back vowel raising. Words for modern life such as fon /fon/ 'phone' and fan /fɑn/ 'flag' are typical examples.

Secondly, of the consonants found in native forms, only /p t t͡s k tʰ kʰ ɬ s ɕ m n/ are found root-initially in citation forms. Additionally, /pʰ ʰp/ don't occur root-finally except in a small number of loans such as sjip /ɕipʰ/ 'ship', pijp /pʰəi̯pʰ/ '(tobacco) pipe' and kopp /kʰuʰp/ 'cup'; otherwise in native roots they are only found root-medially in frozen compounds, e.g. tepeð /ˈtʰepʰeð/ 'waterfall' boppesj /ˈpuʰpəɕ/ 'hoe, adze', dæppo /ˈtæʰpu/ 'birch tree' and sorpo /ˈsurpʰu/ 'ash tree'.

With regards to the vowels, the /ə/ has a distinct status relative to the other vowels, in that it is only found in unstressed syllables, although in this position it does contrast with the other vowels. It does appear to behave largely as an epenthetic device to break up inpermissible clusters, in that there are a large number of words that alternate between syncopated and unsyncopated forms, e.g. nukkel /ˈnyʰkəl/ 'anchovies' vs. nukklen /ˈnyʰkklən/ 'anchovy' or ober /ˈupər/ 'job' vs. obreð /ˈuprəð/ 'at work'. However, it is also found in root-final open syllables where there is no such motivation, e.g. nalle /ˈnɑɬə/ 'militia' or uone /ˈuə̯nə/ 'tree spirits, fairy folk'. Here we can find minimal pairs of /ə/ with /e/, whuch are not normally distinguished orthographically: nalle /ˈnɑɬe/ 'of the militia', uone /ˈuə̯ne/ 'fairy-like, of the fairies'.

Phonotactics are generally (C)V(C)(C), of which valid CC clusters consist of a nasal, liquid or voiceless fricative followed by a plain stop or affricate e.g. bond /punt/ 'eel', belz /pelt͡s/ 'monster, beast', gost /kust/ 'shade, shadow', bollk /puɬk/ 'tower'. Note in the latter two cases the second member of the cluster is written as if it were an aspirated stop, due to morphological alternations between the plain and pre-aspirated stops, e.g. gerott /kəˈruʰt/ 'shadows', bolokk /puˈluʰk/ 'towers', by analogy with e.g. tærg /tʰærk/ 'heart' → detræg /təˈtʰræg/ 'hearts'.

As you might notice prosody consists of stress. This is predictable diachronically but not synchronically. In general the root is always stressed, but which syllable of the root is stressed depends on the root, as frozen compounds vary in this regard e.g. bittang /ˈpiʰtɑŋ/ 'winter' vs. kaðtang /kʰɑðˈtʰɑŋ/ 'spring'. Additionally, in some nouns there is a shift of stress rightwards in the plural, often accompanied by vowel quality shifts e.g. gorot /ˈkurutʰ/ 'prayer' → geruot /kəˈruə̯tʰ/ 'prayers'. In a couple of houns stress is the only signifier of plurality e.g. sjirivs /ˈɕiriu̯s/ 'letter, missive' → sjirivs /ɕiˈriu̯s/ 'letters, missives' Otherwise however stress is lacking in functional load.

In terms of phonological alternations there isn't much to say, because there's little that is fully regular and it would probably be better to discuss the alternations which do exist when tackling the morphology itself. Unaspirated stops do tend to be voiced intervocalically but this isn't contrastive. Additionally native speakers tend to epenthesise more schwas than are typically represented orthographically, both ij native and borrowed words, e.g. bænll /pæn[ə]ɬ/ 'walking stick', kernkres /ˈkʰer[ə]ŋkʰrəs/ 'orphan' or glas /k[ə]ˈlɑs/ 'glass'.

There is a morphologically conditioned but fairly pervasive process of lenition which results in the following alternations:

/p t t͡s k ɬ s ɕ m/ → /β ð j ∅ l r j β/

However, the actual outcome of these frequently is obscured by the quality of the following vowel. For example, here is the possessive paradigm for muot /muə̯tʰ/ 'paternal grandmother': m'uot /muə̯tʰ/ 'my...', k'uot /kʰuə̯tʰ/ 'thy...', bemuot /pəˈmuə̯tʰ/ 'our...', kumuot /kʰyˈmuə̯tʰ/ 'your...', 'uot /uə̯tʰ/ 'their...', where there is lenition in the singular and third person plural but not in the first and second person plural, and the lenited form of muot is therefore uot and not !vuot as might be expected a priori. Even more irregularities can be seen in forms such as zitt /t͡siʰt/ 'chin, jaw', which has a first person singular possessed form of either m'ijtt /məi̯ʰt/ or even m'isjt /miɕt/ depending on the speaker.

There is also a minor process of pre-aspiration that occurs with the reflexive possessive prefix o- /u/ which produces the following alternations /p t t͡s k/ → /ʰp ʰt s ʰk/, e.g. oppodet /uˈʰputətʰ/ 'own father-in-law', osær /uˈsær/ 'own arms'.

Vowels and semivowels interact in fun ways. In particular the four diphthongs /əi̯ əu̯ iə̯ uə̯/ <ij w ie uo> when combined with the glides /j/ <j> and /β/ <v> give /əi̯ øy̯ ei̯ u̯əi̯/ <ij uj ej uoj> and /iu̯ əu̯ i̯əu̯ ou̯/ <iv w iev ov> respectively. These diphthing simplifications have effects on nominal morphology e.g. sw /səu̯/ 'woman/women', genitive suj /søy̯/ being ambiguous for singular vs. plural , and also is the historical explanation for the plural of sjirivs being marked by stress only (on which more in a subsequent post).

Finally there is a process of umlaut, where a low vowel is fronted in certain morphological contexts. Thus /ɑ/ shifts to /æ/ which itself shifts to /e/ or /iə̯/. This is found mostly with verbs in e.g. imperatives and indirect past e.g. kajn /kʰɑi̯n/ 'die' → kæjnæ! /ˈkʰæi̯næ/ 'die! (sg.)', kæjnið /ˈkʰæi̯nið/ 'is said to have died' or kæb /kʰæp/ 'hear' → kebæ /ˈkʰepæ/ 'listen!'.

#frislandic #conlang

[kincalling]

hey! im scott/sj and im a scott pilgrim fictive im looking for canon mates or just people who want to be mutuals im 22 bodily and would prefer to talk to adults :P interact with this post and ill get back to you

🐛

#Scott pilgrim kin #canon calls

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#posts of babel

[tranny-alcchemy]

Hey SJ!

I wanted to take a moment to reach out and let you know how truly grateful I am to have met you. Despite the occasional teasing and banter, the time we've spent together has been incredibly meaningful to me. You've become an integral part of my everyday life, and I honestly can't imagine it without you.

Seeing your posts pop up on my Tumblr feed brings a smile to my face every time. Your cool and laid-back vibes have a way of making time fly by whenever we chat. It's a genuine pleasure to hangout with you.

I wanted to mention that I'm proud of you and all that you've achieved, especially as you pursue your dreams in college. I have no doubt that you'll excel and make the most of every opportunity that comes your way. So, keep pushing forward and know that I'm rooting for you all the way! I don't mean to put any more pressure on you, though. I want you to enjoy your time out there for better or for the worst. Though I'm pretty sure you'll kick ass. Who knows, it might be nice being back out there in a school setting again. Just remember while you're out there. Take your time, review notes, n absorb the stuff you're learning. Try to fret with deadlines, take your time with your work, and give it your best. You don't have to be perfect. I just don't want you to overwork yourself. Remember to take breaks n chat with people on here or talk to your beastie. Make a good work n life balance. College is something that you should be able to enjoy too!

Thanks for being an awesome friend. Take care, and here's to a bright and fulfilling future for you!

You don't have to post this. I just wanted to send something nice. You're p fucking cool.

[ram-de]

joy

I'm happy.

That's it. That's the post. I wrote it first before I forget and before my mind is overtaken by other thoughts like worries and nervousness. I'm happy.

Met few of my high school friends who attended the same uni as mine. One of them finished defending his thesis, so... He's the first of the four of us! I think he's the coolest tbh. Cool. Very. We used to share a class in middle high. And even back then I thought of him as a very cool person. Smart and all. And now he's about to graduate...

Time is funny. With just how fast it seemed is. Until now, we haven't really talked or stayed in touch. Not me, but the other three probably do. I was a worrywart, an anxiety disaster and I stopped using Instagram since I'm too sad to see everything. I felt like I'm left behind. Coz I am. I felt small, and an afterthought. So I don't bother, though now I am indeed left behind. So, basically it's my fault I shut myself out.

But putting that aside. I'm happy. I was less anxious since I made sure to think of no expectations. I wished I could talk more, and be funny and like be someone who could be present in conversation. And I can spend hours wishing how I wanted not to be so awkward as a person. But at the end of the day, I think I walked a step. And I'm happy about that.

Maybe it's true that I'm so harsh on myself. Coz most of the time, people are kind. If there's one thing, I kind of want to attach a note and maybe just write something. I'm more confident pouring my thoughts and feelings over written text than verbal communication. I stutter and got shy a lot. But alas. Hopefully I could do some bouquets when they graduate? Would they... Would they want that? And am I allowed to do that? Coz I don't talk often through the years and it could be awkward...

That's for me to worry later. For now, I just wish I could. And if by then I grew a tree of courage that bore fruit for me to pick, then... Hopefully I'm brave enough to reach that.

It's just. Damn. What am I saying... I'm just grateful, I don't know what to say but it's warm and tingly and though I'm distant. Meeting them is a reminder that I used to spend some time with them. I look up to them. I adore them, ish, kinda. Maybe in a different timeline I could be more livelier, and maybe I could talk more. But I am what I am, and I'm here, aren't I?

I am getting sentimental. See? I went pass this. And the day isn't that bad with me around people. I missed being able to talk to people. Just about anything.

And now I'm at a park in the city. Hey.

---

Everything written below is all after I attended *The thing*

There's no expectations to be anyone but me. No expectations at all. So, face it, self. It's fine. It's going to be fine. They're good people. There's no expectation, just show up...

Grhhh.... Me and my reading comprehension and my assumption and ALL... Here is me, panicking. Fuck it I'll keysmash my nervousness HDHSBDBXUDBJEJSNSJSJS SJS+ZUEVEHHZJSJSJ VHGVSBSBSHAJKAHSHSHS

*** 10 minutes after ***

Okay. I think time heals all, including nervousness. Except this time, it's not healing but rather postponement! Because the other peeps are late. And here's the anxious me thinking they're probably talking on their own and discussing the new time and all. I don't know. Remember.

No expectations. What I'm doing is nothing, so it's okay. It's just gesture, that's all. Nothing important. Nothing... But what if I'm truly the one being left out from the convo? Or maybe they're already met up somewhere and they... Felt awkward around me so they don't want to spend time waiting with me to talk or stuff. Ugh... I'm reaching.

No expectations. Just breathe.

*** 20 minutes later ***

Fuck it's getting real. Ugh... Just walk... Just walk.... Whatever happens, no expectations. Don't. Don't run away. It's going to be okay.

I don't know that, but I know time passes and although it may seem like forever, it's not.

***

Even so, I felt so nervous and anxious and my heart beats. But it's fine. I promise. It's going to be. Ok.

#sunnyrams #ramblingrams

[35mmallie]

Hey y’all i’ll be displaying a piece in a group photo showcase tomorrow at @cukui / @jtownartwalk alongside a buuunch of sj’s best photographers 😳🫵🏽 come thru and hangout w us! …This is my first time displaying a piece in like 5 years so i’m sooo excited (at San Jose, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CiSiE3NL6Nc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mztmichele]

Hey na hey…ta’day it’s officially your bday!!! Wishing my beautiful middle daughter, I'Reka, a happy, happy birthday!!! GOD has definitely blessed me with some jewels! And this jewel is one of the most sweetest and kindhearted human beings ever!!! May God allow you see many more to come & may your day be one of the best and blessed days ever! Love you to infinity and beyond Rekaboo!!!! ❤️💕🎉🎈🎂🥳 (at Somewhere in Sj) https://www.instagram.com/p/CePAvU_v8T0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bitofthisandthat]

if the bird waifu is offering to show her boobs nows the time to show them

“I NEVER offered anything like that to the general public, you idiot!”

“I hate everyone so much.”

#hey nony nonny #asks #CRACK O' CLOCK #V: I KNOW YOU’LL UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I FIGHT LIKE A GIRL || SJ & DT17 (GABBY & LOLA) #{ I mean...it's tied to this verse I hope you mean XD } #{ I'd tag this as DD but let's face it it's just making fun of her so suffer fools :P } #🗡️GABBY MCSTABBERSON 🗡️

[dc41896]

That Was Unexpected..

✨Pairing✨: Chris EvansxBlack Reader

Summary🪄: A little prank causes your boyfriend to dig himself into a pretty deep hole

⚠️: Chris being a meatball, fluff💕!

A/N: Hey guys, I hope you like this short imagine! (Don’t really know how I feel about the ending but 🤷🏽‍♀️) This is just something quick and fluffy I wanted to write based off this post I saw on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CTZ4vpqFH0w/?utm_medium=copy_link

scottevansgram sent a post

scottevansgram: You should do this just to see what Chris says

scottevansgram: And please let me know if he says something corny like this lol

y/IG/n: Lol and I’ll do you one better😏

Switching your phone to its camera, it’s strategically angled so only your face is seen as to not make your boyfriend suspicious of what you were doing. Not that he’d see it since his attention was solely on the Patriots game playing on the screen. He probably would’ve forgotten you were beside him if not for your calves lying across his lap.

You press record just in time to catch his frustration at the last play making you roll your eyes at the phone propped up by your thighs.

“We can’t keep makin’ dumb mistakes like that if we wanna go to the Super Bowl,” he states. Thick Boston accent very much active before taking a drink of his beer.

“Hey, I think I’m gonna sleep on the couch tonight,” you casually announce picking a piece of lint off your shirt. Well, really his but he hardly ever wore it.

You now had his attention though meeting his eyes shining the lightest of greens from the peaking sunlight, as his hand gently grazed over your shin. “Why? You don’t feel good?”

“No I’m fine, I just want to sleep on the couch.”

“Oh okay, we can have a little camp out in here then. Make a fort and watch movies,” he smiles leaning over just enough to sweetly kiss your knee.

“That sounds fun, but I was kinda expecting to sleep by myself,” you reply. His furrowed eyebrows and puppy like eyes aiming right at your heart.

“…did I do something?”

Now, you could’ve ended it there. Easing his worries by explaining how it was just a joke and you wanted to see how he’d react.

Where would the fun be in that though?

“Did you do something?,” you counter making it sound as innocent as you could.

“No,” he quickly answers before his hand nervously scratches the back of his neck. One of the common tells that he was lying. “Well-,”

“Well? Christopher what did you do?”

“Nothing..technically. I might’ve damaged your favorite jersey though.”

“The same jersey my dad bought me at my first ever NFL game?! Seriously Chris?!”

The joke was the last thing on your mind now as you quickly sat up.

“I’m sorry! I was separating the laundry and-and Dodge was there right? And I was kiddin’ around like ‘got a new treat for you’ since we have our little rivalry, but of course he didn’t do anything ‘cause he’s a good boy-,”

“Unlike his father,” you quip making him slightly hang his head.

“Okay I deserve that. So then the doorbell rang and he ran off but the jersey got caught on his nail and made a hole. I tried to sew it but then the thread got tangled and I promise I was gentle trying to untangle it, but when I got the thread apart it also made the hole bigger.” You can only shake your head as you move to stand up, but are instead kept in place with his hands still on your lower legs.

“I got you a new one though! But I guess ya probably already know that..,” he lowly adds with head down in shame for not telling you sooner.

“I didn’t until now.”

“W-what?”

“I didn’t know about the jersey until you just told me. Earlier, that was just a joke from a video Scott sent me,” you explain watching his skin transition from a light pink to faint red and mouth form into a small “o”.

“I just wanted to see how you’d react. I wasn’t expecting a confession.”

Head falling to your shoulder, a giggle slips past your lips at his mixture of a groan and chuckle. Only he would be the one to find himself in a situation like this.

“I’m so gonna kill Scott when I see him.”

“Might not want to say that too loud,” you reply holding up your still recording phone now focused on his face as his laughter grows.

“Well I guess that works in my favor too since you can’t say anything about hurting me now can you sweetheart?,” he grins pecking your lips.

“Mm debatable. I can always delete the evidence honey,” you wink before rejoining your lips with his.

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#chrisxblackreader #chrisxwoc #chrisxreader #chris evans

[agentredfort]

What are some of your headcanons of the weird spy fam?

the coding squad are all extreme workaholics and when they’re deep in a project they tend to hyperfixate on it so hard that they literally forget about everything and anything else.

i also love the idea of them becoming A Lot More Friendly post-BAYD. like obv Ruby and Froghorn are still gonna be clashing horns like crazy but now it’s less ‘I Want To Literally Murder You In A Dark Alleyway Let’s Go’ and more like vitriolic best buds.

froghorn chugs down coffee to keep himself running. one time ruby’s like ‘god i’m so tired and i have like six tests tomorrow how am i even gonna DO this’ and he’s like ‘here try some of this’ and offers his death brew of a coffee blend to which blacker immediately yells ‘NO’ at the top of his lungs and practically sprints across the room to prevent it from happening because ruby is TINY and her body cannot handle that much pure caffeine

and speaking of which coding squad is autistic squad i do not make the rules. 

ruby knows a lot of people in spectrum because she spends a lot of time wandering around where she shouldn’t be. this means that sometimes she ends up helping them out with stuff, and it also means that a lot of people owe her favors. these favors always end up being stuff like ‘okay so you’re my alibi, and you can NOT tell hitch i was back here’

dumb office games, all the time. like Travelling Lemon, in which one person hides an ordinary, plain lemon in plain sight and another person has to find it and rehide it without anyone noticing. this is harder than it sounds. it is also just as stupidly competitive as it sounds

lb: why does this month’s budget have nearly $400 allocated to ‘’’beanbag necessities’’’ blacker: we’re having an office sleepover next week lb: hmm blacker: you’re invited if you want to come lb: HM!

ruby, blacker and froghorn all have dreadful habits of talking to themselves when they think they’re alone. when anyone walks in on them holding Animated Detailed Conversations with themselves they are all inevitably like [LOUD CAT HISS] [jumps a mile in the air] - you know how it is

kekoa can benchpress ruby. the sequence of events leading to them finding this out are very complicated but ruby is fucking DELIGHTED every time she does it

one time the Coding Squad goes out for lunch or something in downtown Twinford and they’re having a p good time chatting and eating and then one of Ruby’s school friends (del, prolly) shows up like ‘hey ruby! :D oh hey who are these people?’

Ruby: They're my, uh. Ruby, mentally blanking: dads Blacker, at the same time: uncles

Del: are you lying to me, Redfort? Ruby: WHAT NO Froghorn, at the same time: absolutely Del: Uh huh

you’d assume that would be the end of that except it keeps happening because everybody lives in twinford and it’s kind of inevitable that they’d end up meeting each other in non-work environments and well they’re her friends ruby isn’t just NOT going to stop and say hi 

she and Kip Holbrook are out investigating a thing, Mouse is there, Ruby forgets that friends exist but instead she’s like UHHH HE’S MY ADOPTED BROTHER. kekoa is now her long-suffering aunt. SJ is absolutely delighted to be her cousin. the lies keep spreading and they never end. 

everyone knows that hitch is basically her adoptive dad by now tho that was never in question

it comes to a head when ruby bumps into LB in the park at one point and is making awkward smalltalk and elliot rolls up and goes ‘oh hey you must be another one of ruby’s extended family we don’t know about’ and ruby’s just about got the hang of this at last. she’s completely prepared to go all ‘listen we don’t even LOOK alike maybe we just know each other! maybe she’s just mom’s friend from work or something!’ 

but LB immediately, without even so much as missing a beat, goes, ‘yes, it’s always lovely to see my favorite niece. she never calls as much as she should’

eventually they end up having a mock family reunion. it’s mainly just to make fun of ruby for how bad she is at lying about completely mundane things. 

it’s actually very nice. lb makes cupcakes. 

#weird spy family #ruby redfort #Anonymous

[the-nysh]

...and now I am mildly POd because if we assume that Ochako is gonna be Deku's inescapable, inevitable heterosexual love interest, her relationship to Deku pales and stagnates in comparison to Bakugou's. Like so many other shonen authors, Hori is unaware of his talent for writing gay romance.

Hoho...you can feel it too. :’) When Hori claims he’s not that good at writing romance (ahem, involving the girl characters perhaps)...but ended up with one of the greatest angsty slow burns to grace SJ, by ‘accident’...or is it? Hori admitted in an interview how much he was frustrated by Kishimoto’s handling of Naruto + Sasuke’s rivalry, so you can take that as Hori fueled to write his relationship between Deku and Kacchan to be even better. And look what he’s done now~

What he’s left and...hasn’t done with Uraraka in comparison feels frustratingly soulless to me. (To be honest, it’s always felt like completing a shonen checklist pushed by Hori’s Monji editor to conform to the typical mainstream SJ standards...and Hori’s writing is always stronger when he’s allowed to just write what he wants instead. Thank goodness Monji’s not the editor anymore.) I want Uraraka to rise and take her rightful place as the series’ heroine maybe she faces Machia?, but at this rate...there’s no way she can fairly compete at the same level (unless Hori does something bold with her) or breach the gap/realm of deeper understanding/connection going on between Deku and Kacchan.

We even see that in the latest chapter: she still interprets the actions between them on a surface level (calling Kacchan a jerk for their training game), and doesn’t fully understand Deku’s motivations to really see how/why he does things (Deku wanted Kacchan to help him train seriously). Aka she doesn’t mentally sync with Deku in the same way Kacchan does, but she still supports Deku well as a fellow respectful friend/classmate however, no doubt about that! But what is she currently doing during the Shiggy battle while her supposed ‘crush/love interest’ is barrelling headfirst towards danger? She’s not even there to witness it (she held back while even Todo still followed), while Kacchan is the one completely panicking (with flashbacks fleshing out his feelings) fearing for Deku’s life instead. Hori, who’s the actual most important person to Deku here!? Moreover, she’s had to have others (Aoyama, Mina) interpret/mislead/point out her feelings for her, instead of figuring them out for herself (which in comparison, Kacchan is slowly realizing those things on his own). Another anon puts their all parallels in an elegant/amusing way:

ochako mistakes her admiration (also envy/jealousy) for deku as a crush...(while) midoriya mistook his crush on bakugou for admiration

...All the while Kacchan’s actively working out his feelings for Deku. :P With such close, tied narrative importance/relevance to the main plot, even. Don’t forget the parallel Toga warnings on Uraraka’s side too. And now heh, if Hori runs with all of that further, now wouldn’t that be a flavorful, spiteful twist against the typical SJ standards! (Hori didn’t like how Kishimoto wrote his, after all...)

Realistically though, the most any of us reasonably expect for Deku and Kacchan’s canon relationship is a rekindled, healthy endgame friendship as successful hero partners. (Rewarding after all their baseline groundwork planned since ch1. No wait, predetermined since their cooperation depicted in their beta designs.) Anything else is just the welcome icing on the cake to be further enriched/explored in fanfictions. But hey, Hori can still always surprise us, and his constant deliveries so far keep us satisfyingly fed and make it fun~

#bnha #uraraka #bkdk #hori pls #manga spoilers #many fans i've seen were shocked to even GET this amount of confirmation from kacchan's side #like WOW hori...he's not messing around with heroes rising and what he wants from his manga #delivering in b&w precisely what's always been suspected #but he'd have to do a LOT more work to convincingly bring uraraka up to that same level #that he's already long established between deku and kacchan #Anonymous #replies

[sanjapan]

COVID-19 Update Hey San Japan,   The time has come. I have the unenviable responsibility of announcing the postponement of San Japan until Labor Day 2021. This decision does not come lightly. It is the result of months of discussion and works with our partners, vendors, and venues. Many sleepless nights have been spent pouring over research and strategy. We feel this is the best way forward to ensure the health and safety of everyone involved. This has been a crazy year. My goal, since joining San Japan over a decade ago, has always been to help create a safe place for fans to celebrate their passions. I am incredibly proud of our work in creating a community of fandoms that continues to grow year after year. Event and community organizers around the world know that the world has changed, and now we must change with it. Our team will be spending the next 14 months learning, growing, and working to ensure that San Japan 2021 is a safe, equal, and open environment that shows the best of the community. We have started a rollover or refund process for anyone who has bought tickets or space. I beg for your patience as we work with the team to get things processed and closed out. A full list of rollover and refund actions are available below. In closing, thank you to the SJ staff and team for your hard work. Thank you to the venues for understanding. A major thanks to Visit San Antonio for being an advocate for special events and organizers in our city. And most of all, thank you to the attendees and participants. We know that our fandom is resilient, strong, and scrappy. We will bounce back from this and be better than ever. Yours in Community, David Ramirez San Japan Convention Chairman Cosigned by the San Japan Board Tanya, Miguel, Angelica, Mark, and Jon #sanjapan2020 #sanjapan13 #sanjapan (at San Japan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBy12GHDv6s/?igshid=11loldivpa6b

#sanjapan2020 #sanjapan13 #sanjapan

[phantasmofimagination]

Sanders Sides AU. #1

 I was sitting at my computer when an AU idea thing popped in my head, so I decided to post it. Here you go.  Very loosely inspired by ‘Alice in Wonderland’.

    When Patton ran out of blueberries he knew he was in trouble. He would have to go into the forest to get some. And he knew that the dark sky clouds across the horizon would mean trouble. But Ms.Fussle wanted a blueberry pie, and by fiddlesticks, she was going to get her pie. 

    Virgil was in deep trouble. He had been wandering around the forest to check the area for threats and thieves and had gotten lost. Not only that, but his compass watch had gone missing. He was already behind schedule and now... He was so late. The King was surely going to have his head. 

    Dimitri was beyond livid. He had been taking a nice long walk through the forest to calm down the migraine the pressure from the overhead storm had caused and while he was walking, a damn squirrel stole his hat from right off his head! And It was his favorite hat too...     Logan sighed. He just wanted some peace and quiet. One of the Royal guards had gone to check for threats in the nearby forest and the King would not stop ranting and raving about it. He tried to get him to listen, but as usual, he would not listen to him. For now, he would just have to bite his tongue until his highness stopped throwing his fit.     Remus was ecstatic! His friend Lord Squirly squeaker-ton had gotten him a bowler hat to decorate! He hadn’t had a hat to decorate in months! He was practically vibrating with how happy he was. He grabbed his morningstar and threw it over his shoulder. It was time to find some dead things to decorate with.

    Roman was going to have that knights head! He had wandered in the forest    -against orders mind you-   because he was paranoid about some thieves and bandits being too close to the Castle! Did that Knight honestly think he couldn’t take care of a few ruffians? He was going to have a few words with him when he got back.

 OR Virgil is a paranoid Knight that got lost in the forest,

 Patton is a young baker who just wants to make a pie,

 Logan is the Royal Adviser who just wants to be listened to,

 Dimitri is a mage normal young man who wants his hat back, 

Remus is a hat maker that lives in the forest that no one will hire because of his Disturbing Creative ideas for hats,

and King Roman just really wants to go to his room and write down poems. And put a Dark and Stormy Knight in his place.

{{Hello Everyone, I’m not sure if I should write this as a full story yet, but if anyone wants to use this, or any elements from it you are welcome too! Just make sure to tag/credit me.}} {{Don’t forget to be the You, that You want to be! Have a great Night/Day everyone!}}  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here is the list of songs that I listened to while writing/making this: - Her name is Alice by Shinedown.

- Cheshire Kitten (We’re all mad here) by SJ Tucker. - Tea Party by Kerli - Castle (The Huntsman: Winter’s War Version.) by Halsey - Just Like Fire by P!nk - Welcome to Wonderland by Anson Seabra  - Putting a Spin on Hey There Delilah by Egg (mylifeisayolk)

#sanderssidesau #iwasbored #thiswasfuntothinkabout #i hope this is okay! #patton sanders #logan sanders #deceit sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #magic? #Remus is chaos and I love it. #kingdom au #king roman #knight virgil #baker patton #Royal Adviser Logan #tired logan #i own nothing but the idea #Songs that I listen to while writing #Mad hatter inspired Remus #feel free to use the idea! #this is what i do instead of homework #should i continue? #first post #i have no idea how to tag #roman sanders