#hipswitch

[sincerelywhistler]

BASTARDS VS ZOMBIES

Hipswitch wishes you a happy Ep. 2 premier day!

It might be too late to save the horse, but… about that cowboy… ;)

#goodboyaudios #oh this series is just too fun #m4m cowboys and zombies and sci-fi goodness #gba #gba bastards vs zombies #bastards vs zombies #gba Hipswitch #hipswitch #yuurivoice #sincerelywhistler #gba bvz

[venustragedy]

"Well obviously you tin can baked bean dumb fuck" 😂

Not only do we get GBA but also Yuurivoice, Redacted Audio, and EscapedAudios!!!!! I fucking can't!!🥰

#good boy audios #bounty hunter #yuurivoice #hipswitch #demon #albus #redacted audio #doctor #mahatma #attila #escapedaudios #jess prodman #sfwaudio #🌟

[capitalisticveins]

Funny ass moments between GBA, Yuuri, and Escaped on the BvZ premiere cuz wtf was THAT😭

there will be a part 2 bc oh my GOD they were fucking hilarious in the chat

#favorite moment was in the beginning on the premiere where everyone was simping for Hipswitch #then GBA came down from the clouds to inform everyone hes watching chat #and I got fucking terrified 😭 #gba #good boy audios #bastards vs zombies #gba bastards vs zombies

[jacks347]

Albus will never let the BW family meet the BvZ family, not because of any real reason (other than the fact that he doesn't want to taint the good family that he's built with the blood and apathy of the mercenary one but that's a different post-) but because he knows Faith would not take any of Attila's shit and would backhand his bitch ass into next week (because he is WEAK) and he really doesn't want to have to have the responsibility of keeping them apart from each other so they don't rip each other apart.

#asmr roleplay #good boy audios #bastard warrior #bastards vs zombies #faith will throw hands #albus physically has to remove her #devlin is just in the corner comparing enhancements with hipswitch #devlins having a great time #gba bastard warrior #gba albus #gba faithful #gba devlin #gba hipswitch

[sparklez-mz-soulz]

Karmor and Hipswitch fanart

#fanart #art #digital arwork #asmr rp #goodboyaudios #good boy audios fanart #gba #hipswitch fanart #gba hipswitch #gba karmor #gba listener #bastard warrior fanart #gba bastards vs zombies #gba bvz #bastard warrior

[skylar-l]

I showed my sister Hipswitch and all she said “he looks gay” she had no context, just this picture and then she pointed to Albus and said “Is he, also gay? He looks kinda gay” It was funny to me for some reason

#gba bastard vs zombies #gba bvsz #gba hipswitch #good boy audios #gba albus #gba bvz

[no-see-um-incorrect]

If partner is ever able to speak here’s my predictions on what their first words will be 

“HIPSWITCH!!” Preferably seeing him after some danger stuffs goes down 

“Fuck you” I have no reasoning for this one

“he’s mine” …..i’m a Simp 

“don’t fucking touch him” in the context of him protecting Dr. Mahatma/Attila 

“albus….?” or alternatively  “hipswitch….?” I wanna say this would be in the context of them coming into consciousness after being knocked out (or presumed dead)

“just kiss me.” I’m a Simp PT2

And for our final one

“get the fuck out of my head” I don’t know if I have to explain 

 

#gba bastards vs zombies #gba hipswitch #gba albus #gba mahatma #gba attila

[bathtubpersonthing]

If the newest episode of BvZ doesn't have Karmor and Faith sipping tea in the corner while 'Da Boyz 🥶🥶🔥🔥🤬🤬' are fighting zombies, I will cry.

#good boy audios #gba #gba albus #gba faithful #gba bvz #gba mahatma #gba hipswitch

[starlitangels]

Dr Mahatma: Do you know any form of sign language?

Me: *literally got a Bachelor’s Degree in American Sign Language, literally fluent* Mmmmmhmmmmm

Dr Mahatma: No? Okay!

#Good Boy Audios #GBA BvZ #Dr Mahatma is an adorable bean #up until he went bananas #(or rather Attila showed up) #and I love Albus and Hipswitch’s relationship dynamic already

[grim-has-issues]

“thats what i wanted to say. i know you wouldn’t forgive me, but still; it would have been better than nothing. but then: we died.”

gotcha

#oh my goodness me #ate so hard people died #there is a famine #how is it so good #good boy audios #asmr roleplay #goodboyaudios #gba albus #audio rp #yuurivoice #gba bastards vs zombies #gba hipswitch

[piffany666]

Ok I'm gonna need someone to help me make a BvZ playlist and FAST or I might just go nuts

All I've got so far is:

I NEED MORE SUGGESTIONS! PLEASE

#goodboyaudios #good boy audios #goodboyaudiosplaylist #goodboyaudiosbastardsvszombies #gba bastards vs zombies #gba bvz #gba albus #gba hipswitch #gbaatila #gbapartner/welp #gbabvz #Spotify

[venustragedy]

My three favs collabing on another amazing GBA story!!!?!?!?! I cant 🥰

Viewer Discretion.

#good boy audios #bounty hunter #yuurivoice #hipswitch #demon #albus #redacted audio #doctor #mahatma #attila #sfwaudio #🌟

[capitalisticveins]

I was relistening to BvZ part 2 to catch some stuff the VAs said in chat and when we got to Karmor sleeping on Hipswitch I actually did fall asleep for like 3 hours💀

#Hipswitch sleep aid when #gba #good boy audios #gba hipswitch #gba bastards vs zombies

[jacks347]

(Is this stupid enough to be considered a crack fic?? Idk, we're going with it)

To say Hipswitch was surprised to see a woman sitting in his base next to Albus would be an overstatement.

Now, to say he was surprised to see said woman be so...dressed while sipping a cup of tea, that was accurate.

He'd never seen the demon bring back anyone who wore so many layers. Hell, now that he was really thinking about it, he hadn't really seen Albus bring back anyone at all. From the headscarf covering her hair to the skirt that brushed at her ankles and all the fabric and layerage of jewelry in-between, Hipswitch was getting warm just watching her.

The woman turned, smiling politely at him. She was rather pretty, warm brown skin with dark green eyes. Not necessarily someone he'd consider Albus’s type but everyone had their exceptions. "Hello there. You must be Hipswitch." Her voice was quiet and flowed like honey. She reminded Hipswitch of the ladies of the church in town, always speaking softly with inviting smiles. Definitely not Albus’s usual type. What, had he really gotten that bored?

"That I am. And who might you be?" Hipswitch took a seat across from the odd duo, eyes darting between the two in bewilderment. Albus huffed out a laugh, wrapping an arm around the woman's shoulders. "This is Faith. She a, ah, friend of mine." The woman, Faith, rolled her eyes with a small chuckle. "Mm, sure, friend. Let's go with that." She hummed as she took a sip of her tea.

Hipswitch nodded slowly, still going back and forth between them. It was very strange but he couldn't say he didn't appreciate the change. Hell, he welcomed it. Faith was polite, she was far more dressed than he expected, and she seemed very sweet. It almost brought a tear to Hipswitch's eye. "Well it's very nice to meet you. I've gotta say Albus, she's certainly a might better for you than the others from the whore house."

There was an audible beat of silence before it was broken by both a roar of laughter from Albus and a rather impressive spit take from Faith who was now coughing like mad as she tried to regain her composure while Albus was nearly doubled over in hysterics. Hipswitch was left rather confused, not exactly understanding why what he said had caused such a visceral reaction. "Did I say something wrong?"

The statement only made Albus laugh harder as Faith finally recovered, her cheeks flaming red and her face a heavy mask of embarrassment before kicking Albus in the shin. "Stop laughing! I've never been so mortified in all my life." She dropped her face into her hands, shaking her head before pulling herself back up. "How do I put this lightly..." Faith mumbled as Albus’s laughter finally petered off. "Oh Switchy, Faith is a sister paladin." He corrected, making Hipswitch raise an eyebrow in confusion. "A what?"

"A nun." Came a surprised voice, making Hipswitch jump as he turned to find the source of it. "Hey Doc, how long have you been standing there? Almost gave me a heart attack. And how do you know that?" The doctor leaned against the doorframe, staring at Hipswitch with a wide-eyed expression between shock and horror. "When Albus came on I decided to do some research on the medical practices of New Tennessee. Maybe there would be something there to help better treat Albus if I needed to. And well, most of the information was from or about the sister paladins. They're the main form of healthcare, they're essentially priestesses who learn medicine to take of the knight paladins. But they're known to treat anyone who comes to their temples." The realization slowly dawned on Hipswitch, his eyes widening as it did. No wonder she reminded him so much of the women of the church, she was one of them! Oh he fucked up. He fucked up bad.

"So, in case you missed it in that grand fucking speech, you just called a nun a hooker directly to her face." Albus clarified, though he really didn't need to. Faith sighed, the initial embarrassment fading into a kind of indignant rage. "Can I slap him?" Albus snorted a laugh, flashing a sly grin at Hipswitch. "Oo, watch out there Switchy. She's got a mean backhand and I'm almost willing to let her do it. You kind of deserve it." Hipswitch wished he could disappear. "I-I am so sorry ma'am! I would never think of implying you would be that kind of woman, I just assumed-" He spluttered an embarrassed apology, making Albus burst into another round of hysterical laughter as Faith cut him off with a shake of her head. "Don't apologize, I know you didn't mean it. You worked with what you knew, I can't blame you for that. Though I do still want to slap you. And you do kind of deserve it."

Faith got to her feet stiffly, fixing the layers of her outfit and narrowing her eyes at a still laughing Albus. "I think I've seen enough of Maya for one day. I've got to pick Kerano up from school." She leaned down to poke a finger into the warrior's chest. "Don't make me come back out here to check up on you. Had me worried sick for nothing." Albus’s laughter faded as he lightly smacked her hand away. "Gods, yes, I know. I won't, I promise." She nodded with a satisfied huff before turning to the doctor. "I'm glad I could help with your research, you know how to reach me if you have any more questions." "Of course! Thank you again, Sister. It's been very insightful having you here. I should go continue to look over those notes." He turned and headed back into his office as Faith turned to Hipswitch. "And you." Hipswitch gulped, expecting the worst. Maybe that slap Albus had warned him about. "Maybe actually talk to someone before assuming they're some kind of common hooker. I take my faith very seriously and even if I didn't, I'd be far outside of his price range." She smiled warmly before turning on her heel and heading for the door. "See you again boys!"

Albus’s head dropped back onto the couch with a snort. "Outside my price range, she's crazy." He muttered. Hipswitch quietly got up and moved closer to punch Albus in the chest, making the demon wheeze out a breath as his head snapped up to glare at him. "Fucking hell, what was that for?" "For not warning me! I made a damn fool of myself in front of a nun because of you!" "Well, she's not really a nun, she's a priestess." "Regardless! She's a woman of faith and I disrespected her in the worst way possible!" Albus waved his concerns off. "Ah don't sweat it. Give it a week, she'll be laughing over it. It was damn funny." "You're actually the worst, you know that?" "Oh I am well aware Switchy. You're not the first to notice." Hipswitch could only roll his eyes. Why did he have to care about this idiot so much? "Okay but tell me one thing." "Whatcha got Switchy?" "Have you actually slept with her?" "Would you be jealous if I said yes?" "Albus..." Albus chuckled lowly, shaking his head. "Sorry Switchy, this is one time I don't kiss and tell. That's up to you to figure out." He confessed with a shrug. "Out of all the escapades you've rambled on about, this is the one you keep quiet about?" "Faith is different, okay? She...she deserves to not have her story told. So I won't." He defended. Hipswitch sighed in defeat, stepping back. "I'll never understand how your head works." "Good, I don't either. So looks like we'll both be confused."

(...idfk how to end this so this is what you get. Yes I made this entire thing because there is a non-zero chance that Hipswitch would assume Faith is a hooker the first time he met her and that was so damn funny to me)

#its 3am #can you tell #im very tired #but this had to be done #before it drove me insane #so here we are #im going to bed now #goodnight #i think too much #asmr roleplay #good boy audios #gba bastards vs zombies #gba bastard warrior #gba albus #gba faithful #gba hipswitch #gba mahatma #fanfic #fanfic writing #crack fic #fluff

[sparklez-mz-soulz]

Some Fanart for Bastard Warrior 2!

#fanart #art #good boy audios fanart #good boy audios #albus gba #gba albus #gba #gba fanart #gba hipswitch #hipswitch fanart #gba bastard warrior #gba bastards vs zombies #bastard warrior #bastard warrior fanart

[skylar-l]

Bvz characters talking to whelp/partner

#good boy audios #gba bastard vs zombies #gba albus #gba hipswitch #gba bvsz