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what Taco Bell does to a mf

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f i c m a s t e r l i s t

p o l i c i e s (please read before making requests!)

b a d s a m a r i t a n The Best of You, Honey, Belongs to Me Blackthorn Cover Myself in the Ashes of You Dumb Ways To Die Enough of You to Dull the Pain (18+) Hellbent Looking For A Godsend Hit Me With Your Best Shot I Got This Feeling On A Summer Day (18+) I'm Gooey in the Middle Baby Let Me Bake In His Eyes A Flaming Glow Intrigued and Afraid Keep You Like An Oath (18+) Killing Me Softly My Baby Shot Me Down (18+) Not Much Between Despair and Ecstasy (18+) Only Touch That Gets Me Melting (18+) Run Rabbit Run (18+) Say My Name Send a Thousand Kings Away Shia Surprise Something Good to Celebrate Stop, Look and Listen, It's Halloween! Taste of a Poison Paradise Trust in Me, Just in Me With Your Scars and Your Lonely Heart Your Body's a Secret Girl and You're About to Spill It (18+)

t h e b o y s Watch That Butcher Burn

b r o a d c h u r c h Always Leave Me With a Hungry Heart Am I Doing This Right? An Art to Life's Distractions Beating Like A Kick Drum Catch & Release Girls Like Girls Like Boys Do It's Been a Long, Long Time Love's Perfect Ache Now and Again We Try to Just Stay Alive Regale You With A Gourd-geous Tale Say You'll Remember Me Say You'll Remember Me (Denali's Version) Tell Me It's A Nightmare

d o c t o r w h o Cuddle, Meet Puddle Cute Things Don't Blink (Part 1) Don't Turn Your Back (Part 2) Don't Look Away (Part 3) Dreams See Us Through (Part 4) Hate the Feeling of Falling Have a Holly Jolly Christmas Horrible Things Isn't That Wizard It's How I'm Made Let Me Come Home Little Creepy House On the Brave Shit The Origin of (Love Bug) Species What Beautiful Things I'll Wear When the Crypt Doors Creak You Know That I Would Jump Too

d u c k t a l e s Tales of Daring

g o o d o m e n s All I Want For Christmas Aziraphale's Favorite Author Dance on a Tightrope of Weird Free as My Hair His Love is All in Me How the Wine Plays Tricks on My Tongue Lockdown Blues Making Biscuits My Heart's a Stereo Naked in That Garden (18+) Out There Making DuckTales Pickin' Up the Pieces of the Mess You Made Road to Hell Something Meaty For The Main Course Step Too Far Tongue Tied Your Love is Holy (18+)

f a l l o f t h e h o u s e o f u s h e r Tomorrow I Shall Be Fetterless (18+)

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h a u n t i n g o f b l y m a n o r ???

j u r a s s i c p a r k / w o r l d Best Behavior The Future Ex Mrs. Malcolm

p r o d i g a l s o n But Then My Stupid Phone Beeps Never Fallen From Quite This High Office Supplies Rude Boy They are the Hunters, We are the Foxes Trigger Happy With a Sense of Poise (18+)

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[strawb3rrystar]

Scaramouche NSFW/ABC

Pairing(s): AFAB! Scaramouche x GN! Reader

Warnings: Scarapussy brain rot basically, Other smut things

Word count: 1k

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) 

Scaramouche is pretty clueless when it comes to aftercare, so he most likely leaves you to clean up yourself. But, if you ask him nicely he might make you some tea for your sore throat.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's) 

His favorite body part on himself would be his hips, only because he loves the way you grab onto them. He gets flustered seeing the bruises and nail marks you make from desperately grabbing onto him.

Scarmouche's favorite body part on you would be your lips. Holy shit, does he get lost in them. Cute little pecks can turn into hour-long makeout sessions because of him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum) 

Scaramouche is extremely sensitive, like everywhere. So, he's a squirter, there's no denying it. His cum actually tastes quite good, so don't be afraid to eat him out for hours until he's shaking from overstimulation.

D = Dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 

Scaramouche wants to be teased in public. He thinks about you stuffing a vibrator in his cunt and turning it on in public. Watching him squirm and try to act normal in front of people.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?) 

Though Scaramouche has lived for hundreds of years, he has absolutely no fucking idea what he's doing. The first time you suggested sex to him, he flat-out denied you all together. But, eventually, he lets you touch him. When you do he's a whiny whimpering mess and cums in just a few minutes.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) 

His favorite position is any that he can kiss your lips in. Scara loves making out with you all the time and this obsession doesn't stop during sex.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.) 

Scaramouche, being humorous? Actually, he does pop a few jokes here and there. Souly to piss you off.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) 

A personal headcanon of mine is Scaramouche doesn't grow hair. Like, at all. So, he doesn't have pubes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect) 

Scaramouche is very rarely romantic in your relationship. Except for this one time when he decorated the room in rose petals and candles for your birthday.

"Happy birthday, dear"

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) 

Scara masturbates once or twice a week. Whenever you're busy or out on an expedition, he loves to finger his cunt, moaning out your name. He especially loves to touch himself as you're coming home from work, that way you can walk in on him when you get home.

K = Kinks (one or more of their kinks) 

Brat taming. Both ways, he loves to tame and degrade you. But, he's also quite the bratty sub, so...

(Also, he's into edging)

L = Location (favorite place to do the do) 

Literally anywhere. In your home, sure! The Fatui meeting hall, sure! In the changing room when clothes shopping, sure! He does not care, at all.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) 

You. Just your existents. He could take one look at you and already feel his underwear dampening.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn-offs)

Do not bring up/call him a puppet. It makes him extremely upset.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) 

Loves, loves, loves to receive. He loves the way your tongue feels on his sensitive clit. Your fingers curl while sucking on it. Scara never fails to squirt on your face.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) 

Scaramouche is fast, really fast. He loves to just get straight into it.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Do you not like my kisses all over your body?"

"Stop it, I want none of that teasing shit."

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) 

Loves quickies, can't get enough of them. Wants to have one every day.

R = Risk (do they experiment? Do they take risks? etc.) 

Scara loves the intense rush of almost being caught while having sex with you.

"Shhh, you're being too loud"

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Scaramouche can last 3 or 4 rounds. His stamina is infinite, but he gets overstimulated extremely fast. Which can quickly turn into pain over pleasure.

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On their partner or themselves?) 

He has a whole box full of toys, for you and himself. His favorite toy to use is an egg-shaped vibrator. He loves when you watch him squirm on the lowest setting, desperate for more pleasure.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Scaramouche is a tease and teases you 24/7.

"Ha! Such an impatient slut"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) 

He's a whimperer boys! He'll whimper and mewl while you stimulate him, with no shame.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) 

He is 10000% a switch. Scara will be dominant and degrading, but if you give him a good slap to the ass, he'll immediately bottom out.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under the clothes) 

These two posts by enilehtnorevol and nekojinny >>>>

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) 

Scaramouche's libido is crazy, but not insane. So, expect to have sex 4-5 times a week.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward) 

He passes out almost immediately after feeling the warmth from your skin on his. Scara loves to cuddle against your soft, plush skin.

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[sparkedblaze]

Hi here's all my favorite things about Livesies as I watch it

92sies

This is fsfs gonna be part 1 of 2 or 3

T/W violence, cursing, ets

The Overture. It plays all these semi-familiar tunes from 92sies with a little funky freshness to it and I love it sm

THE FUCKING PROJECTIONS AHAHHHHH

CRUTCHIE BEING THE ONLY OTHER NEWSIE (BESIDES ALBERT) WITH A BACKWARDS HAT

"I ain't been walkin' so good" 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

"Doyawannabustyaothalegtoo?!" "Uh.. no I wanna go down."

"Ya seein' stars alright."

Their accents and over acting are amazing

A big life in a small town SUCKS Jackson Kelly

Heh heh

*waves hand in front of Crutchie's eyes*

CRUTCHIE ACTUALLY CLOSING HIS EYES AND HIS LIL SMILE WHILE HE'S IMAGINING SANTA FE

DID I MENTION THE PROJECTIONS

yA RIDe it inStyLE FEACHA ME RIDIN IN STILE

"WORK THE LAND CHASE THE SUN SWIM THE W H O L E R I O G R A N D E JUST FOR FUUUUN"

"WATCH ME STAND😄 Watch me run 😀 🙁"

"hey HEY"

THE IDEA THAT THE PROLOGUE IS ACTUALLY A PROLOGUE I THINK IT'S @raggedy-albert 'S HC

RACETRACK MOTHERFUCKING HIGGINS

ALBERT FUCKING DASILVA

"A leg of lamb 🥰"

R A L B E R T

FINCH

BEN COOK SKY FLAHERTY IAIN YOUNG JOSH BURRAGE

MUSH'S HOP LOOKING FOR HIS HAT

MIKE AND IKE TRADING HATS

CRUTCHIE SHINING HIS CRUTCH

BUTTONS' HAND MOVEMENT ON 'FISHES'

JACK NUDGING SMALLS ON 'FISHES'

IAIN YOUNG'S LIL RAT BOY FACE

'Step aside Romeo nothin more concerns u here'

Poisonally

Kath's sass

Darcy pretending he's straight

"I'M CRUSHED"

"Gonna rain?" "Uuuuhhhhhh..... No rain oh-ho partlycloudyclearbyevenin"

"BLIND" "AND MUTE" "AND DEAD"

Jack taking Finch's slingshot

Flip

Tommy's lil hops

"I LIKES LIVIN CHANCEY"

ELMER AND BUTTONS TAKING OFF THEIR HATS WHEN THE NUNS SHOW UP

"I dunno Sister, but it's bound to rain soon'a o' lat'a!"😃

BEN COOK

ANTHONY ZAS

NICK MASSON

JOSH BURRAGE

SKY FLAHERTY

IAIN YOUNG

CHAZ WOLCOTT

AND ALL THE OTHERS WHO I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAMES OF THE ACTORS

Everyone hopping to give their cups back

"I DO TOOOOO SO IT MUST ME TRUUUUUE WHAT A SWITCH, SOON WE'LL ALL BE RICH DON'T KNOW A BETTER WAY TO MAKE A NEWSIES DAYYY"

Their entire lil dancey dance right here

Elmer offended at being whacked with hat

"GOTAFEELINBOUTAHEADLINEISMELLSMEAHEADLINEPAPESAREGONNASELLLIKEWEWASGIVINEMAWAYBETCHADINNERITSADOOZYBOUTAPISTOLPACKINFLOOZYDONTKNOWANYBETTERWAYTOMAKEANEWSIESDAYIWASSTAKINOUTTHECIRCUSANDTHENSOMEONESAIDTHATCONEYSREALLYHOTBUTWHENIGOTTHERETHEREWASSPOTWITHALLHISCRONIESYOIMGONNATAKEWHATLITTLEDOUGHIGOTANDPLAYTHEPONIESWEATLEASTDESERVESAHEADLINEFORTHEHOURSTHATTHEYWORKUSJEEZIBETIFIJUSTSTAYEDALITTLELONGERATTHECIRCUS"

Finch finger guns

Jack taking Finch's hat

Smalls diving under Finch's leg

Finch's face right before they say 'yeah!'

Whatever Al's face is doing ever

*disappointment*

Romeo waving like the little bean he is

"WATCH IT"

"It's honest woik"

"AINCHA FADDA ONE O THA STRIKAS"

Albert and Racer

Ralbert

Whack whack

The Delanceys running into each other

Morris hopping from steps

Everyone getting their bags

ALBERT PUT YOUR FUCKING HAT ON

Big smiles everyone, we just finished the first big number Race: :O

Davey trying to slow Les

"I'll call ya sweetheart if you spot me 50 papes"

"I'M NEW TOO"

Albert, to Jojo: Yo check this shit out. Watch what I'm about to do to this bitch "YOU HAVE A VERRRRY INTERESTING FACE. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTIN' INTO MOVIN' PITCHAS?!"

"BUY A TICKET THEY LET ANYONE IN"

*Does not pay*

Everyone's face when they laugh at Jack making fun of Oscar

"The faymus Jack Kelly"

Ben Cook's dumbass socks

Jack's "holy fuck he can do math" face

Specs laughing at Jack's reaction to Les knowing math

"That's disgusting"

W i b b l e

Specs never using stairs properly

Albert riding in on Pulitzer's desk

FOOTBALL? *whack* VIOLENT? *whack*

"Guess what? He got elected." *runs*

Nunzio.

My roommate and I accidentally mashing cut and slit like twice and so now we say slut instead of either

"-like an army that's marching to war." I mean... He wasn't wrong

Has anyone noticed how similar Hannah and Kath look?

BIG STEP BIG STEP BIG STEP

"buy a pape from a poor orphan boy" *cough cough*

"BORN TO THE BREED"

"THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCHOOL" "This kid"

Racetrack hawkin in the background and bolting when Snyder comes

"Doesn't everyone?"

ALL THE CONTINUITY ERRORS IN MEDDA'S THEATER. THE BOYS GOING FROM NEWSIES TO FAKE MUSTACHE MEN AND BACK

LOVEY DOVEY BABY PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

Jack saying pocket with the same intensity that Draco Malfoy says Potter

MEDDA FUCKING LARKIN

"The only thing I own is the mortgage"

"ARE YOU BLIND SHE GOT NO CLOTHES ON"

The look Jack and Davey share when Medda says she knows the governor

"YOU PICTURED THAT?!"

"Take it easy, it's a bunch of trees."

"Jeez! I never knew no one with a aptitude!"

"I AM?! HOW 'M I DOIN'?!"

'I'm better than you' the song

Jack's lil figure 8 dance with just his head

"And prayers from the Pope"

Devin Lewis as Jack for like two scenes.

"AND. MY. BANK."

Watching Jack recognize Katherine

"Why don't you go find out?" 👀

"You want I should lock the door"

"Doin what?"

It's hard to like a whole lot about the scenes where they're flirting bc Kath is so outwardly uncomfy with it

And also they're both simps for Jacobses

*two finger point*

"sOrry mIss mEddA"

Jack's hesitation before he starts singing

"Girls are nice, once or twice, til I find someone new" You bisexual pining bitch

Does anyone know who does the actual sketch?

T H E P R O J E C T I O N

"-and you lie like a rug!"

"What are you doing?!"

"Hey-hey quiet down there's a show goin' on!"

"Shhhhhhhhh"

"Everr"

HAT TIP AND SMIRK AS JACK IS CLIMBING DOWN

MIKE AND IKE GIVING OFF THE MAJOREST SIBLING EVERGY

"Sirens is like lullabies to me."

DELANCEY DEVASTATION AT "they've got a mother" THEY'RE SO TRASH AND HURT I LOVE THEM

"He traded her for a box o' cigars!" "HEY THEY WAS CORONAS"

"Ain't we the hoi polloi!"

"Ask me after they put up the headline"

"Is that news?" "ITISTOME"

Romeo. R O M E O

"I ain't payin' no sixty."

DEUS SPECS MACHINA

BAMBAM "C'mere fellas"

Henry's pose as he says "AIN'T WE GOT NO RIGHTS?!"

IK THAT EVERYONE SAYS TOMMY LOOKS DOWN BC HE'S CONFUSED WHEN JACK SAYS 'WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON' BC HE'S WEARING A SHIRT YADDA YADDA BUT HE'S NOT THAT'S HIS UNDERSHIRT. SO HE'S CONFUSED BC HIS SHIRT IS ALREADY OFF. BACK IN THOSE TIMES BEING IN JUST YOUR UNDERSHIRT, YOU MAY AS WELL HAVE NO SHIRT. THX FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK

LES SHOVING PEOPLE

Crutchie desperately trying to hop to keep up

Jojo and Elmer.

"Hey Jack you still thinkin?" "Sure he is. Can't ya smell smoke?"

(I'm out of character limits so this is part 1)

#my favorite things about newsies #my favorite livesies things #newsies #livesies

[fishtankwater]

Good morning! could u do kazuichi nsfw alphabet :) gn or fem reader plsss and pref top reader have a nice day :D

OH THANK FUCK I FINALLY GOT A REQUEST

I was getting so bored waiting on one 😭

Uh anyway Tysm to this anon

AND HOLY SHIT I HAVE RSV. I AHVE A BABY VIRUS. A BABY VIRUS. SOBBING

Anyway my bad for ranting

Kazuichi souda x GN!Reader

CW- nsfw shit that’s it idk what to put here anymore 😭🤛🏻

Currently listening- Dumb Dick

A-Aftercare

Bro…Kaz would give so many kisses and praise the SHIT out of you. But if you degraded him he would need praise cuz let’s be honest he would think it’s true and probs cry

Also he’ll probably struggle to know what you want and ask 2663825372 questions. PLEASE shower with him after he wants it. Do it. You know you want to

B-Body part

Him- his muscles 💀

I forget he’s muscular sometimes it’s genuinely so weird to think abt. But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SQUEEZE HIS BICEPS he loves it sm.

You- let’s be honest. The titties if u have em if not you chest in general

That whole vicinity is just chefs kiss to him If you have tits he will put his hands up ur shirt and squeeze them while cuddling and he’d probs calm them his “best friends” 💀

C- Cum

The first time he came as a kid he probably got scared cuz he didn’t know what it was and called his dad and was like “HELPPP” 😭. Ok I’m sorry for bullying him

His cum is probably sweet with a salty aftertaste if that makes sense and he cums a small amount so uh savor it while you can 😘

D-Dirty secret

Bro has so many pics of you naked in his camera roll he also records your moans/whimpers while y’all fuck tbh

AND HE SAVES EVERY VIDEO OF YOU HE CAN FIND he will become a professional stalker the second y’all become intimate or start dating

E-Experience

Unpopular opinion but I think he has a decent amount of experience like— not with women with the men AND HE WILL STILL DENY TAHT HE IS BISEXUAL “no I only did it because I was bored” AHHAHAHSHSHSJSHSJ

F-Favorite position

Please ride him. Please. Do it

OR SUCK HIM OFF IN THE SHOWER SUDHEHDHDBDJHE

“D-darlin-A-ah!”

STOP I CANT BRWTAHE

G- Goof Off

Depends what mood he’s in like sometimes he’ll be chillin laid back not caring how he acts and sometimes he’ll be stressed and just want to love you n shit

H- Hair

Def dyed his pubes pink LMAO

but there’s little to nonexistent hair

J-Jack off

Always thinks of you when it happens cuz he’s too embarrassed to ask for your help (poor baby)

L- Location

Anywhere anytime you ask he provides 💀

He prefers the bed to shower tho tbh

M-Motivation

Anything you do lol

But specifically seeing ur thighs, ass, or seeing you change or the thought of you showering like you being naked he has a urge to come in there with you tbh

N-Nuhuh

No hurting you bedsides a lil biting and maybe spanking. He also doesn’t wanna degrade you like he loves you and has no reason to think otherwise. Also other than overstim and biting he doesn’t wanna be hurt like bro 😔

O- Oral

Giver 💪🏻

Bro…the only time he will EVER overstim u is during oral like 😍 he loves your taste he can’t help it

When receiving he will buck his hips squirm whimper and cry tbh like out of happiness like it feels so good he can’t help it

P- Pace

Slow and steady wins the race

Bro will edge himself he doesn’t wanna go fast n hurt you to rush for it to be over he lovessss making love to you

Q- Quickies

“NOT HAPPENING!” -kazuichi souda

R-Risk

YES bro if your ok with it he will do it

He loves having public sex sm

S-Stamina

As long as you want him to go he will go

Wanna go for 5 hours? Ok bet he may not have much stamina that’s why he loves riding or cowgirl

T-Toy

Nope nada nee

HE wants to pleasure YOU not some toy

U-Unfair

No he would never but when you tease him he gets so shocked like jaw dropped to the floor but he loves it it’s like OSNHECSHSGHEHBRHEJHEH

V-Volume

WHIMPER-ER

Bro when he does moan he will moan so loudly too like are you trying to get the neighbors to call the cops on us??

W- Wild card

He gets jealous of gundham and pulls you aside to fuck the shit out of you like one of the only times he ever told you is when he’s jealous

X-X-Ray

I watched a video on yt that gives headcannon dog their dick size and tbh it seems kind of accurate his was 5 inches which I think it would maybe like that or 6 inch anywhere between 5-6 inches tbh (6inch= 15.24 centimeters 5inch= 12.7 centimeters for my non American people)

Y-Yearning

He’s horny 24/7/365 ok shut up

Z-ZZZZZZZ

He will be tired but try to stay awake to eat drink take a shower and then he’s out 😘

#kazuichi souda #sdr2 kazuichi #kazuichi x reader #danganronpa #ns/fw

[pink-bear]

NSFW Alphabet: Rantaro Amami

Pretty boy...what secrets do you hold...

Stuff under the cut. Character is depicted as 18+

THIS IS 18+ ONLY! MINORS DNI!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He likes to bathe after sex, and will happily invite his partner to join him if they are close enough. He makes sure to take care around tender parts, not wanting to hurt them.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands and arms, considering how decorated they are. They can tell many stories both in and out of the bedroom, and he especially loves to paint his nails all pretty 💅

As for his partner, it honestly all depends on the person. Regardless of how they look, he always finds something attractive about them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Cums an average amount, and it tastes…pretty much how you would expect it to lol

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves being pegged more than actually getting fucked by a real cock. Partly because pegging can lead to more fantastically shaped dicks, but he also just loves the image of his partner all harnessed up and about to bend him over. Plus he isn’t the biggest fan of having cum inside him, and he doesn’t have to worry about that with pegging.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s had a few partners of both sexes, so he’s pretty knowledgeable. Even with his first time he was a natural, going completely by instincts, and leaving both himself and his partner satisfied.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

He likes doing it sideways, in front of a mirror if possible! He loves watching his cock (or his partner’s) get in nice and deep~

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s not super goofy, but he doesn’t mind a little giggling and silliness if the mood is right.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He usually keeps is very well groomed, or may even shave it for special occasions. And oddly enough, the carpet matches the drapes, albeit slightly darker.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

With flings it’s very straightforward, not having a lot of tenderness and be more about the pleasure. With long time partners he is much more attentive and affectionate.

When he’s taking someone’s virginity (something he’s done several times) he is extremely soft and gentle. You’re in the best of hands with him.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t do it too often, since he’s always on the move, but every so often he’ll settle down and do some nice self care. He likes hearing the rain and crickets outside his tent…a peaceful fap :)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He loves dirty talking, and is quite skilled at it. He’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear, reaching around to play with your nethers in a deliciously low voice…it is quite effective.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

While bedrooms/hotel rooms are nice, Rantaro really enjoys doing it in a tent out in the wilderness away from the hustle and bustle of city life.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly the mood will just randomly strike him, and he’ll start to flirt/get all touchy with his partner until they escalate and make it to the bedroom (or right there on the couch, that’s good too).

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing unhygienic, as always.

He doesn’t like it when his partner scratches his back. One time his partner got a little too overzealous and really scratched his back raw. Not only was it painful, it was rather unsightly, and he had to wear a shirt for the rest of the trip-

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Holy shit does this guy know how to suck cock. I mean he’s a pro at eating pussy too, but MAN does this man suck dick like a champ. He has no gag reflex, and has been able to deepthroat every cock he’s come across without issue.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends what the mood is, but he’s pretty consistent with his pacing and roughness.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are fun! And sometimes that’s all he has time for with how busy he is.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

A little bit of risk can be fun, but he doesn’t like taking stupid ones. If it’s too busy or likely that someone would walk in on them, he’ll politely decline.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has pretty good stamina overall, and can go three or sometimes more rounds on a good day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He very much enjoys using toys. His favourite combination is a magic wand (for himself and/or his partner) and prostate massager.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

While it isn’t unbearable, he does enjoy a bit of teasing. Once his partner voices their displeasure, he’ll apologize with a chuckle and get back to work.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

More on the quiet side when it comes to moans, but he is very talkative. Lots of dirty talk and words of encouragement.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Along with his several ear piercings, Rantaro has his bellybutton, nipples, tongue and cock pierced (specifically a Jacob’s latter)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Like everything else about him, his dick is very nice to look at. Average length, uncut, smooth, curves slightly upwards and has a nice pair o balls to go with it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not the highest, but still pretty healthy. If he has a stable partner it’s more frequent.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Once he’s all cleaned up, he’s ready for bed. Cuddles are a perfect way to end the night.

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Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

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#rantaro amami #danganronpa smut #danganronpa #smut #headcanons #danganronpa lemon #do not tag as kin #lemon

[guardioland]

Pep Guardiola NSFW headcannon

It’s midnight and thoughts are running wild so here’s something I conjured up from the depths of my gutter brain…..

18+ MINORs DNI

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He would be so so caring, completely different from how he was like during the sex itself. He would take care of you and make sure you are okay

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tbh I think he likes his own body shape, and the fact that he can look extremely good in whatever outfit he wears. I think he’s also a ass man more than a tits man but ok that’s just my vibes about him

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Inside you 100%. Man lowkey would have a breeding kink and would want to see his cum dripping right out of you

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Gotten semi-hard halfway during a game before and had to will it to go away

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

oh just look at this man….good looks + seemingly party boy from barcelona.. bound to have gotten loads on girls back in the days

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

On the desk inside his office is one for sure. Or while he’s seated down on his office chair and you ride him in the seat. But on long days he likes to lie flat down and let you do all the work…..

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s one hell of a passionate guy so probably no jokes during the sex itself and pep being pep would be solely focused on the task at hand

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I would say neatly trimmed, something like his beard

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I have this theory that he’s a sweetheart outside of bed but once in bed he’s an absolute freak and can be rough as fuck

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Managing barca bayern and city isn’t the most stress free job and would probably have had to rub one out during the pl/ucl away games day where he is away from his partner and feeling stressed about the game. But he defo prefers the sex but when push comes to shove and he really needs to relive stress, he would jerk off but without porn

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Other than the above mentioned breeding kink, I think the whole world kinda knows that he’s into exhibitionism… (have yall seen the way he rubbed his balls on the touchline oh my god sent me to hell for real). For sure into some form of bondage and would want you to call him sir in bed etc … bascially hes a freak and vanilla sex isn’t his thing. Also possibly into spanking and seeing u in a collar with his name on it (holy shit)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He probably fucked a whole lot of times in his office (but isit his favourite? not sure) but for sure he would like to do it in a bed where there’s a bedframe above him (IYKYK HAHAHAH)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His passion is football and winning so he gets all worked up and horny after a good game and would seek a good fuck. Or if the game doesn’t go the way he wants it to then he’ll use sex as a way to relieve his anger (aka back to the rough sex again)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Yea he wouldn’t use sex toys

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

100% loves getting his dick sucked…..under the table while he plans his tactics defo gets him off real quick…

would eat you out occasionally knowing how good his beard would feel against you soooooooooooo

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Oh he’s a control freak … just like how he’s on the pitch wanting his tactics to be perfect and wanting nothing to be out of line, sex would be exactly the same …. And u know how his style of football is fast short passes and lots of possession… yea same for sex I guess rough fast and possessive

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s a busy man so he probably doesn’t mind

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Once again he’s into exhibitionism so he’s not adverse to taking risks…fucking you in places that yall might potentially get caught/seen would be exciting to him

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Obviously used to be able to last much longer in his youth but age is a thing BUT still could go for a decent amount of time

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No absolutely no toys….pep has a HUGE ego and would like to think that he alone can give the greatest pleasure and no toys are required at all….(ok continuation in the wildcard section)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Think time is pretty precious for him so he doesn’t like to drag things out and want to just get to the point

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Oh he 100% would dirty talk in Spanish/catalan no doubt about that,,, and I think he would make occasional grunts and “fucks” … and everytime he swears he would throw his head back

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Ok I would like to think that he can sometimes a selfish lover like depending on his mood. So he would sometimes (many times idk) only care about deriving pleasure for himself (aka fucking you without foreplay, getting u to only suck him off and then leaving for the match)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I would say average length and girth although man for sure knows how to use it well

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s a freak…I bet sex is always on his mind one way or another…remember that press conference where he says “I prefer the sex” oh my god……

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards

Quite quickly I assume as he would also be tired from the long day of either training/ a match day

#pep guardiola #manchester city #football #headcannon #a to z #pep guardiola fanfic #pep guardiola smut #fanfic

[pampulonad]

AGHSNAHANWAGAANAHSNA IM SO NORMAL ABOUT YOUR REPLY TO MY ASK,, @^@""""""""""""

also.. yesterday I spent 4. hours hard (/gender neutral) as fuuuuuuc b/c I ate ice cream + applesauce + fiber gummies + multiple glasses of water + fuit gummi (later in) and it made my belly SO. FUCKING. BIG AND ROOOOUND HOLY SHIT I FELT SO SO SO SEXY,,, I took SOOOOO many pictures of myself in tight clothes, different angles and some mirror pics, and I took some like progression photos ? and I am o b s e s s e d with swiping through them and seeing my belly bloat up bigger and bigger and oh my godddd. my belly was just fucking BULGING and felt sooo HEAVY and FULL and in the pics you can see the band of my lower belly puff up bigger and bigger and,,

hHHH I fucking groped and fondled and grabbed at my teenie littl belly roll and hips and thighs and ass for HOURS and I felt so fucking hot holy shittt I am actually in love with my own body bro I cannot lie ;; I've been trying passively lol to put a little weight on for the past few years, since (a) processing that I was underweight and (b) accepting that I am more attracted to big squishy bodies, b/c I realized I wanted a bigger squishier body

but yeah my tummy is still so so smol but I love it SOOOOOOOOO SO MUCH and I kept moaning that I have the sexiest tummy alive and moaning about my yummy roll(s) and squish and @~@"""""""" moaning that I'm so in love with my body as I made love to it and !!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ pleasure and self-intimacy (emotional and physical and sexual and mental and textual and medical and) ftw-

oghF and I haven't even gotten to how sloshy i was,, and later on that band of my lower belly got sooo gurgly~ and I recorded its grumbles and t-o-u-c-h-e-d-m-y-s-e-l-f to the playback and nngh..

and yeah this all took place over 5-6 hours @_@""

mMphhhhhhfUCK I am HORNIEE all over again for how fucking full I felt and how fucking sexy I was and the audio I captured and holy fuckkk I forgor to mention I recorded myself c-u-m-m-i-n-g for the first time (have never captured that before) and it is m e s m e r i z i n g ,, ? ?? I've never actually seen or heard what I'm like when I c-u-m and umhh.. to put it simply itttt VALIDATES the data is collected for 4 hours leading up to it so to summarize the results: in conclusion i am SOOOOOOOOO fucking sexyy,,,, I literally g-o-t off AGAIN to the video of me c-u-m-m-i-n-g in which I ram my fingers into my stomach to make my belly slosh all heavy and =@~@=""" in sync with myself just 30 minutes after..

but umhhh yea I wanted to share,,,, @~@""" I am still thinking about it and sweating profusely-

,.. ps I had some post c-o-i-t-a-l dysphoria afterward that I just distracted from eventually, but y'all got any advice or resources for handling that post-nut clarity? for me i know it's goin to involve some self acceptance, this is my kink and this is what I g-e-t-o-f-f to... i did some soothing affirmative self-talk that it's okay this is what I like and it's okay for me to love myself like this but. yeah if you or anyone has some words of wisdom I'd. take them

~ 💚💛

being comfortable with and loving your body? we love that here. i can confidently say that even with my intense voice dysphoria i still really find myself flushing hard at audios of myself when i jack off.

it’s poetic in a way to know how you sound during such an intimate moment because once you’re able to think and hear it for yourself, it feels so. idk? sexy???? mesmerizing as you put it

also for the last part: if you’re talking like “oh god i got off to this thing” i mostly just go “what the hell. everyone’s got weird shit they get off to and it ain’t right to be shaming others so why shame myself? bit of a double standard buddy” and then move on to whatever i want to do.

i don’t really bathe in the afterglow because my brain is quick to get distracted. the best i can say for handling it is that you are your own worst critic… just fuck yourself safely LOL

#anon saplings #sprite anon! #stomach kink #belly kink

[blakeswritingimagines]

Kink list with Solomon

Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He wasn't use to it at all but after some time being with you he'll understand your needs and help the best he can (holding you, praising you, snacks or drinks) didn't like it at first but learned to care for you.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His fucking hands. holy SHIT like whenever you’re giving him head he pulls you away from his cock and he just sticks his fingers in your mouth, like he thinks you’re so fucking attractive sucking on his fingers, then he’ll let you go back to his dick.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Absolutely obsessed with cumming on your face and chest, something about it gets him going again.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He really wants to trying exhibition/voyeurism but with him only watching you and giving you orders he doesn't know if he wants anybody apart of it yet.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

A couple of one night stands but nothing ever actually serious until you do, Pretty much knows what he likes.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Likes to hit it from behind, likes how animalistic and primal it feels and just loves tightly holding your hips.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's not really goofy per say but when he's trying to fuck you in public he chuckle with you or if your freaking out that someone could catch you he'll laugh.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Due to his own personal likes he's decently groomed and will do the up keep and yes it matches his hair color.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

If it's a special occasion or you ask it of him he'll head on deliver it to you on a sliver platter but on his own time once in a red moon he'll purposely choose a more easy-going time with you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

When single every once in a while however upon meeting you he'll jerk it to the thought of something you did or wore and normally at his desk or on his bed.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Honestly I think he'd be super into shibari and learns how to make the prettiest ropes, loves seeing you tied up like that and at his mercy

Consensual voyeurism/mutual masturbation watching you get off if he's in the room or not he loves it.

Okay loves fucking you in public and covering your mouth to keep you quite while he absolutely destroys you.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

His room, empty class room, in public, somewhere in Lord Diavolo's castle.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Certain kinda touches he'll give you (his hand on your lower back, wiping off your lower lip).

Listening to you beg and nearly cry for him to touch you.

You trying to make him jealous just gives him all the more reason to go harder on you pretty baby.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Daddy kink, he personally doesn't like it he's more of a sir or master kinda man but if you really like it he'll let you moan it under him.

Scat and oddly enough food play.

Him being the sub or without power while yes you can be on top but you'll never be in charge of him.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Will go down on you and do A damn good job of course but mostly prefers you going down on him especially if your under his desk or under a table where nobody can see you.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He's very in the moment so typically fast and rough he can't help but love how you feel around him but of course if the moment calls for it he can be super sweet and slow.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

After a enough time in devildom and talking to Asmodeus he soon enough learns all the amazing options he has to fuck you in public not just your guys dorm room and will take every chance you give him.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

This is Solomon...of course he wants to take risks however the most risky thing so far was playing around with each other during a movie night with the demon bros.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

I'd like to think 5 rounds some up against the wall, the bed, his desk, in the shower.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes things much like rope, ribbons, candles, wands, vibes, everything and more under the non existing sun.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's relentless on teasing you and gets a sick pleasure at reducing you to a whimpering and crying mess either with him doing too much or not enough.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's not extremely loud or anything but he will groan, curse, and softly growl under his breath if he's not talking dirty in your ear.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He wants to make a few sex tapes with you especially when you both have to go back home and don't live near each other but he's also thought about making a sex account with you.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

7 and a half inches no more no less and he knows what he's doing.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Pretty well controlled and will/has used his magic to make it lower considering he wasn't interested or with anyone before he didn't see a point for it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Will take care of you but after that and if your good he'll hold you in his arms and close his eyes unless you tell him that you need something he's not moving.

#obey me shall we date #obey me #otome game #obey me solomon #kink list

[salemsimss]

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Casper: Where did you find this again?

Shi: In the woods somewhere.

Johnny: And you brought it back with you...?

Shi: Yeah. I wanna see if these things are legit.

Johnny: You're joking?

Shi: No, why would I be?

Johnny: This thing could be cursed, for all we know!

Casper: Hmm, I don't sense any bad energy from it.

Johnny: Please tell me you're not on his side...

Casper: I'm not on anyone's side!

Shi: So are we using this thing or not?

Johnny: No.

Shi: Aww, come on! Don't be such a pussy.

Johnny: Me valuing my life is not being a pussy, thank you very much.

Casper: Ouija Boards aren't necessarily dangerous if you follow the rules. I know a few people who used one and they're fine.

Johnny: Cas...

Casper: Have you heard of the history behind one? We have something similar back at home, so when I heard that you guys have a Ouija board, I had to look into it! A lot of spiritual people use Ouja boards as a form of divination, where they seek information from spiritual forces. Other people will use it to contact the dead, which are usually their loved ones. Either way, if you're looking for answers...

Johnny: I still don't think this is a good idea...

Casper: As long as you handle the board with respect, you'll be fine. Just be cautious, respectful and use common sense.

Johnny: And if things go wrong...?

Shi: Then we will say "Goodbye" and end the session.

Casper: If you want, I can do a little cleansing ritual after.

Johnny: Okay, fine. Let's do it.

Shi: We should probably start off with some warm up questions.

Casper: Okay... Is anyone here?

[Planchette moves]

Casper: Yes!

Johnny: Holy shit...

Shi: Ask another question.

Casper: Okay, okay. Did you ever live on Earth as a human?

The Board: YES

Casper: Do you feel like communicating?

The Board: YES

Johnny: You guys aren't moving this yourselves, are you?

Casper: No...

Shi: I was gonna ask the same thing...

Casper: How old are you?

The Board: 1-9

Casper: Nineteen...

Shi: Shit, that's young.

Casper: Where are you?

The Board: H-E-R-E

Johnny: I've just got chills down my spine.

Shi: I wonder who it is...

Casper: Who are you?

The Board: F-R-I-E-N-D

Shi: [Gasps] Oh, fuck!

Johnny: This is starting to get weird...

Casper: Do you need a minute to breathe?

Shi: Ask them how they died.

Johnny: Is that even appropriate to ask?

The Board: S-U-I-

Casper: Guys, it's moving!

The Board: C-I-D-E

Shi: Suicide.

Johnny: What the hell?

Casper: I didn't even- Are you both fucking with me?

Shi and Johnny: No!

Shi: Wait, wait, wait. They said they were a friend, right? So they probably knew one of us.

Johnny: Ask them if they knew any of us while they were still alive.

Casper: [Takes deep breath] Okay. Are you someone any of us knew while you were alive?

The Board: YES

Shi: Holy shit! Ask them who?

Casper: Is there anyone you miss? Who?

The Board: J-O-

Johnny: There's no fucking way-

The Board: H-

Shi: It could just be some trickster spirit! You never know with these things.

The Board: N-

Johnny: Is that supposed to make me feel better?

The Board: N-

Shi: I don't know...

The Board: Y

Casper: Johnny...

Johnny: I feel sick...

Casper: Do you want to stop?

Shi: We can ask one more question and then stop, maybe.

Casper: Johnny?

Johnny: Just as a question...

Casper: Do you have a message for him?

The Board: K-E-E-P-G-O-I-N-G-

Shi: Keep going?

The Board: B-U-

Johnny: It's still moving.

The Board: T-T-

Johnny gulps.

The Board: E-R-

Casper: Johnny?

The Board: F-L-

Shi: Shit, I think he's starting to panic.

The Board: Y

Casper: Butterfly? Butter-oh...

Shi: What?

Johnny: One of you has to be moving the planchette.

Casper: We're not...

Shi: Yo, you okay? You look like you're about to be sick.

Casper: I think we should stop-

Johnny: What's your name?

The Board: S-C-O-T-T-

Johnny: No, no, no-

The Board: W-H-

Johnny: This can't be...

The Board: A-L-E-N

Shi: Who's Scott?

Casper: Johnny...?

Shi: Oh...

#ss:changes #changes: chapter 5 #casper otero #johnny zest #scott whalen #shi toue #the sims 4 #the sims 4 story #the sims 4 storytelling #ts4 #ts4 story #ts4 storytelling #tw: suicide mention #almost forgot to post this

[nempthis]

Life Update 2023 summary

First of all, last year was complete shit and it's a torture to remember it again right now but for the sake of this blog well, I'm gonna endure it.

J A N U A R Y

- I got accepted at this BPO company that I've been talking about. I worked there for a month until I got sick and was terminated afterwards. Your girl was unemployed for months.

F E B R U A R Y

- After I recovered from being sick, Gek and I went to Pasacao beach for the first time and spent quality time together.

- Also DJ from high school suddenly hit me up but I just ignored it.

- started my online business, sold some pre-loved clothes and Carbonara. It was fun but really challenging

M A R C H

- Van my best friend went for a trip to Europe for 3 months so Gek, Mak and I had to stay together in one apartment without my dad knowing about it. I had to make up a lot of excuses for my dad cuz he's not gonna approve that I was living with 2 men.

- Holy Week? not sure but we got rat infestation here for the first time and ticks from Boris too.

A P R I L

- I started applying for a job and was scheduled for an interview like 2 jobs reached out to me (ADNU and Jollibee) but I didn't show up cuz I got cold feet. (not sure if this was in april, I might be tripping)

- Can't remember shit from this month

- Also started dieting and fasting this month onwards because of you know...

M A Y

- I got hired for a job!!! I went to work on my first day and I didn't feel like working there so after my lunch break, I didn't go back.

- also this might happen in april? I'm tripping again.

- Damn, the apartment got chaotic and awkward because my bff cheated on her man when she was in Europe and I was kinda involved with the drama. That shit was messy, had to deal with it until the both of them moved out.

J U N E

- my bff went back from Europe and she talked with her man and they were fine again but I was left on red notice still and it hasn't been the same for months to come

- I got a job again at this start up company that my bff and I both applied for but spoiler alert, I didn't last long either

J U L Y

- because... I got bullied in this company and my bff told me I was just overreacting but it was so obvious that these fuckers were coming at me. Long story short I lasted for 2 weeks there but I still got paid. Fuck those assholes and C U R S E T H E M.

- took so long to get my period and I was anxious!!! Didn't do it with Gek or anyone but shit was scary when my period was late. Longest cycle ever and it actually affected my performance when I was still working.

A U G U S T

- just unemployed. I barely remember what happened the month.

- probably stayed home ALL THE TIME.

S E P T E M B E R

- Peñafrancia festival just got sad because I had no friends to spend it with unlike the previous year when I used to ride the Vikings with them, this year just hit different.

- Bff and her man finally moved out so my man and I started living together, just the 2 of us.

- Stressed because how the fuck am I gonna pay the rent and bills in my apartment if I was unemployed? but I got it so I am fucking broke right now as we speak.

- Bf resigned from his job to become a delivery man and his schedule was flexible so we spent a lot of time together.

O C T O B E R

- worst fucking month of the year ever

- got a new job again but I lasted for 2 weeks only because I fucked shit up and this experience was probably the worst fucking one cuz literally it broke the remaining spirit I had and paralyzed me to go back in the field again.

- Don't wanna talk about it anymore just FUCK. THIS. MONTH.

N O V E M B E R

- 24th birthday?!?!?! wtf I am old and unemployed again

- still recovering from that hell of experience 💀

- also fuck everyone in that workplace especially Mae Ann fucking fat bitch and Jo soggy tits cunt 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

D E C E M B E R

- Sad Christmas but I bought a round cake and it was the best decision I made the entire year.

- the remaining days of the year were blank and sad and boring. Barely even remember shit

- lol I went shopping for my self-care thing as a gift for myself this Christmas cuz I've had enough bullshit for the entire fucking year.

- and I also binge-watched HxH the entire month on Muse Asia because it was playing on loop so I guess it was a good end of this awful year.

Glad that was over.

That's it. That was my entire year. I got severely sick at the beginning of the year, got unemployed a number of times, got caught up in a drama, relationship with my friends isn't the same anymore, traumatized as fuck and still here. Fuck 2023 and some of the people I met this year. Officially the worst year of my life.

Damn, who would have thought that 2023 was gonna be hell for me? at least the previous year was sort of okay but 2023? NOPE.

[dirtyoldroshi]

20 Twitter mutuals Horny Edition

I figured I'd hornypost about my mutuals on birb app simply because I tend to be horny,, a lot. This is a random order with no numbers so no one can snitch on me

A: The tentacles might be popular with some, but I'll pass.

B: Do not know you well, so no comment

C: Your alter ego is mah buddy! No horny! In RL I know you are taken, so I respecc silently

D Since your partner will likely see this, truth is all I know is a voice. so no thirst.

E. Considering what I now know, no wonder you were a ladies' man back in the day. I do not blame you one bit,

F. Yep, I would subscribe to your OF if i was not so abysmally poor.

G. From the few pics I have seen, you seem quite attractive , though I do not consider myself a potential partner. (I do take spice from all genders though if I know you.. ijs

H. Holy Fuck! I seriously doubt I am your type, but gah-dayum! Curvier than an overly ostentatious 17th century letter writer more thiccer than a snickers. I am glad you do not overly tease in the selfies you post.

I. Yips are a no go. sorry friend

J. Once you spoke of getting a breast job done, if you ever do I want to see them before they are altered and let your husband have exclusive rights to the new ones. I can say this because there is zero chance the showing will happen,

K. All i will say is holy shit I wish I could lewd your avatar.

L. You have stated no lewd and I will honor your wishes

M. You are quite nice looking, Don't let brain goblins convince you otherwise. Roshi likes seeing hooters and owls as well.

N. I wish the affairs of your heart would have gone better for you. You deserve to be happy in that respect

O. The seemingly more serious twin, I felt like I annoyed her somehow. I have no proof of it though. I miss ya.

P. She doesn't know I am weak to eyeglasses. I have quite a bit of thirst for her as I have seen some selfies of her. She states she is aroace so I have no real shot. Even at that I keep my emotions comfy warm toward her. I do genuinely like her.

Q, I only know her from others, no lewdness,

R. I think of her more as a younger sibling. No lewd

S. An artistic hobby mutual

T. Have not seen her face, but the hidden face selfies look nice.

I'm done.

I now await my judgement day.

[asfdhgsdkjhgb]

hello fellow tubbo lore enthusiasts how are we feeling

#im watching the vod rn lol #(all of this is /rp!!!) #revivebur always having to be a block above tubbo... #it just doesnt sit right with me tbh #also ADJKASDHLAKSJDHD HAPPY HANDS they are calling the burger van paradise (pair'o'dice?) i love that very much #n i was legit thinking earlier in the stream about like does revivebur really still think that hes the cause of the crater? n then #tubbo my beloved got to tell him abt new lmanburg #hold on im using these tags to liveblog now and i just- #THE WAY MY HAND FLEW TO MY MOUTH SO QUICK ''i couldve saved you'' ''but you didnt.'' #also yooo tubbo canonical trust issues its not just me projecting anymore asfjghafhgafjkgskfjaf #also holy shit addressing his like... immense trauma? #''tubbo do you know how fucking strong you are'' bruh im getting second hand anger for tubbo at this point #*insert the one tweet abt not wanting to have to be strong* #NOOOO THE VOICE WAIVERING im gonna cry dude #also id like to note that any time revivebur asks if they know each other... no ones mentioned the marriage. mmmm pain #MMMMMM AND RANBOO CHECKING UP ON HIM. PAIN #god revivebur really is gonna be the cause of a divorce huh #also ranboo please i relate to the trusting too easily thing but obviously your husband doesnt trust this man at all #p l e a s e t a k e h i s s i d e n o t w i l b u r s o m g #my emotional support fictional couple is falling apart and i do not trust mr wilbur ''meow meow'' soot whatsoever #mcyt #dream smp #wilbur soot #tubbo #ranboo

[inkyquince]

Always hated the term work husband but...

content warning. cucking, cheating, general backstabbing your spouse. Distant spouses, m a r r i e d t o l e i g h t o n, age gap, saucy photo taking, free use pc for bailey.

Married to Remy but work husband Avery likes to take you out for long dinners to discuss the business in the first half but whispering in your ear with his hand on your thigh in the latter half. Books a hotel room while you're on the phone to Remy that it's too dark and you'll stay in town that night.

Or even the reverse. Married to Avery whose married to his job so you spend more and more time at your own job, helping out at the riding school until you get your own work husband in Remy. Stablehands giggle that it's not the dogs spooking the horses up in the hayloft.

Also, just saying, flirty Wren complimenting his boss' spouse and cheekily inviting them to his card games, just because when Remy ain't at the ranch, then he's at his farm, and when he's not at either, his face down sleeping. Wren is gonna get shot for ogling you and smugly leading you to your shared room with Remy just to make your bed a bit messy, but yknow, if he's not dying hard, he's not dying.

This will be a punch to the balls, but husband Leighton (Ew. I'd fuck him, wouldn't marry him) and work husband Daryl. The club owner didn't even start all of this because your husband was their abuser, and most probably yours too by the age gap, but you're so sweet and nice and wanted to invest in his club. Also punching perverts does make Daryl flustered. You're just too nice, too soft, too good for that piece of shit and before too long Daryl needs you over to take up some of his duties, just so he can see you more and hear your laugh and feel your lips curve upwards against his when he bumps into you in the stock room and has to give into his urges. Leighton doesn't notice your absence for a while not gonna lie.

I won't even think about the reverse, if anyone cucked Daryl for Leighton, I'll sue.

Not really work husband but another kick to the Leighton nuts, Mason offering to teach you how to swim and having internal meltdowns because Holy Shit I'm Going To Get Fired For This, while he has you up against the swimming pool edge.

Niki runs you ragged between setting up shoots with his models, with weddings and events needed their photographer, not to mention the quiet photoshoots that stretch into the evening for just the two of you. Of course Niki will have his nuts twisted right off if Quinn ever found those very risque photos of his spouse.

Speaking about Quinn, B a i l e y. Mans obviously has Quinn in his pocket, so why can't he borrow his spouse for a fuck or two when he's particularly stressed. Sends you back home with a red handprint on your ass and cum running down your thighs. AGAIN, not work husband but definitely forcibly-loaned-out-by-your-husband.

I've met Quinn once in game and I want him fucking miserable.

Anyway, I should get back to cohesive writing, huh?

Edit: IM A FOOL

I FORGOT

THE ONLY BOY

WREN

Have Included him now but I HAVE LET EVERYONE DOWN

also I do like the thought that Eden cucks them all... Because yknow. It's Eden.

#quince shut up and work on your wips challenge #nsft #i just #i have no idea why my brain rot has breached and made this #its terrible #anyway #degrees of lewdity #tw cheating #tw cucking #quinn the mayor #bailey the caretaker #niki the photographer #remy the farmer #avery the businessperson #leighton the headmaster #daryl the club owner #mason the swim teacher #wren the smuggler

[sailorhyunjinz]

SKZ SHORT REACTION TO YOU ALWAYS CRYING , WHINING , AND RUBBING YOUR FACE INTO THEM DURING SEX 😭🥺🥺 CUTE FDDFFGG

It just always feels so good and overwhelming to have fat cock inside of your tiny pussy 🥺

Also ilysm <33 hry ?

-🐈

KITTEN! how are youuu~? i’m doing just fine, thank you for asking ^^

also... wish i could relate but do i get dick? no, none. ASHAHSHSA

OK QUICK REACTION (aka cherry word vomits) LEGO

warnings; dom!skz x gn!reader, dacryphilia, explicit sexual scenes, slight impact play, moaning, sex (well no fucking shit), orgasm,,, uh what more,,

before starting lemme just say this; as a collective THEY LOVE IT, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM LOVES IT but sure... some more than others 

Bangchan

nah mate you got him whipped 

W H I P P E D

just imagine holding him close and rubbing your face against his muscles while he’s just going at it OH LORD-

he already likes being in control

and when you show that you are weak in the presence of this dominant aura it just boosts that aura tenfolds.

i dont think he’d go as far as to see you cry but like tear up yk?

but BRUH HE LOSES HIS SHIT WHEN YOU’RE CLINGY

your toes curling as you try to move away from his touch, him already beginning on your fourth orgasm that night

you try to hold on to anything which is most likely his broad shoulders (oop drooling a bit)

DUDE HAS THEM GUNS TO BE ABLE TO MANHANDLE YOU WITH EASE

which he does... a lot 

but he would always ask if you felt comfortable and would remind you to use the safeword because caring dom shit 

whine his name and BYE- he cums

would ask you to say it louder

“let everyone hear how good im making my baby feel”

Minho

SKSKASK all of you guys are going to say that i’m stereotyping minho

BUT IT MUST BE SAID

he likes it to a certain extent

if you belong to the more extremely squirmy people chances are he would get kinda annoyed having to hold you down LMAO

THATS NOT TO SAY THAT HE DOESNT LOVE SEEING YOU WRECKED

nononono honey... this man is corruption kink in human form

crying >>>>> moaning

WELL THATS MY GUESS

he’d be all cocky about it

“only i can make you feel like that baby?” 

WAIT LISTEN TO THIS

he has a whole ass folder on his phone that’s just pictures of you being completely wrecked 

he uses them to jerk off 110%

it can really be any kind of pictures but his favorite is the one where you have both cum and tears running down your face

somebody take the internet away from me 

Changbin

awh binnie baby likes it v v much 

it let’s him know how much you are enjoying it which is more important then getting his own pleasure

oof service top binnie?? ok stop cherry dont LMAO

weak for your whining 100%

especially if it’s all like,, high pitched and cute I CANT-

ngl it gets him even hornier 

you’re feeding his horny monster by holding onto him, scratching his back and leaving all kinds of marks. 

just gonna say it; he likes seeing you desperate

“binnie~ i need you inside of m-me..”

say that and HE A GONER

BECAUSE HE LIKES SEEING OTHERS WANT HIM (i know all your secrets dont even try to hide it you smug hot mf)

because of his buff arms he would have no problem pinning you down if you squirmed around too much 

his sturdy arms in contrast with your quivering body OH GAWD

“you want me? beg then” 

and you can’t simply ask 

you need to whine it

IT DOESNT HAVE TO SOUND CUTE

just desperate ;)))

Hyunjin

the whole fucking rubbing your face and hair against him; in love

it doesnt even have to be against him

against the bed or against a pillow is enough to keep him going

your hair all disheveled when you look at him :((

“do i fuck you that good, baby?” he cooed at you, your head burried in a multitude of pillows. you nod, your hair in your face as your whole body jerks forward from his powerful thrust

we all know that this boy is vocal 

so you would have to be EVEN LOUDER to get him off

which you were

god you know the dance lives??

when he’s all sweaty and is heaving for air?

head empty. only that

yeah... he would like a clingy s/o

because then he can go around and be proud of himself that he made you cry in bed LMAO

he wouldnt tell it to anyone, seeing it more as a personal achievement HASHASH

a sucker of you being squirmy

gives him more reason to use force when pinning you down 

showing himself off a lil...

blushing mess if you compliment him on his muscles tho... 

Jisung

you know that video where felix bites a banana with the peel still on and jisung goes all “SPIT IT OUT YOU FUCK” 

yeah thats what happens when you start crying from how hard he’s going

he thinks he fucked up real bad

no dude you just hitting it too good (HASHASH bye im yeeting myself off a cliff)

crying in bed makes him scared but do you know what really gets him?

whining

A LOT OF IT

he loves how they go from small murmurs to full out long whines that are all uneven

some incoherent words mixed into them together with his name

he also loves how they sound mixed with his moans and growls

i feel like he’s very moved by sound

the mf that would record your moans no cap

i feel like he would be the one to rub his head against you??

yk missonary (wow cherry has nothing else to come with LMAO) he drops his head when he’s close to cumming, shaking his head slightly against your shoulder, his soft hair tickling you

he would be the one tearing up when he’s close

BECAUSE you feel too good wrapped around his aching dick :((

can we really blame him? 

Felix

OOOOH MY GOD 

OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD

he loves it

more than he should

all of it; the crying, the rubbing against him, the whining, the hair in your face LIkE OOF

why? because it gives him a sense of being in control 

he has you under his control which IS RARE FOR HIM

OK he subs for you a lot and then he does the same thing, probably even more than you do

yk the whole rubbing his hair against your chest as he’s whining at the top of his lungs

BUT HE REDEEMS THAT WHEN HE DOMS

which is perfect because then its a give and take situation

happy sexy times

where the both of you are enjoying it waaay to much

WAIT THIS

imagine him pounding you in missionary right.... and both of you cry!?!?!

two overwhelmed babies :(((

Seungmin

Puppyboy is all for it 

let me just say,,, he has a corruption kink SAHSSAHS 

OK I KNOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE LIKE

“cherry he’s so neat and tidy, how could he possibly have a corruption kink?”

THATS WHY. BECAUSE HE LOVES SEEING YOU ALL TIDY AT DAYTIME

but god forbid nighttime because then you are nothing but a drooling and crying mess, holding onto him for dear life as he mercilessly pounds into you 

i swear this dude is all about drastic changes like duality is in his DNA

and i feel like he likes people that have that same charm??!?

IMAGINE THIS RIGHT;

you’re riding him, tired and fucked out of your mind, eventually leaning down to his chest and nuzzling your face in the crook of his neck, crying from overstimulation

AND THIS MF lifts you up slightly and starts thrusting up into you 

thats it. 

i love him AHSHASH

Jeongin

it would take a while for him to get used to you crying in bed 

first time it happened he got scared, stopped and hugged you, apologizing like a thousand times

you all like “...it was just getting good?”

he doesn’t understand shit at first???

“b-but why are you crying then? tell me the truth y/n”

“but i am?” 

after you explained that it just happens to you he’d nod and continue

after a while... he starts liking it

and if you one time don’t cry he’d be confused again, this time saying;

“did you not l-like it?” 

“dork, of course i did” you say ruffling his hair and he feels relieved hearing you say that 

ah cutie :(((

ALSO the whining and the squirming; total sucker for that LMAO 

OK IMMA SLEEP NOW holy shit my back is scoliosis central rn and im so damn nervous for my exam tomorrow AAAAAAH fuck fuck fuck 

ANYHOW HOPE THIS WAS FUN READING <333

#stray kids smut #skz smut #straykids smut #skzsmut #stray kids reactions #straykidssmut #kpopsmut #stray kids imagines #straykids x reader #stray kids x you #stray kids x stay #stray kids x y/n #stray kids x gender neutral reader #bangchan smut #changbin smut #lee know smut #hyunjin smut #han smut #felix smut #seungmin smut #i.n smut

[i-killed-a-prostutute]

Miya twins nsfw alphabet~

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Atsumu:

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He's not the worst but he could definitely be better. It takes a little asking to get him to get you things.

B: Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes your pussy. *I'm sorry 😖* He likes how it feels, how it reacts to him, and he thinks it cute. He does love other parts of you and that is not the only reason he's dating you but it's his favorite. He likes his dick and face.

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He will fill you up with it. He thinks it's so hot when you are covered and filled with his cum.

D: Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to share you with his brother but since he already told you no 3 ways with other guys he doesn't want to seem like a hypocrite or you end up liking his brother more then him.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Alot. He likes to think he's a sex god lmao. Pretty cocky so if you say he didn't do a good job, good luck if he gets his hands on you again.

F: Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Does face sitting count? Please just sit on this man's face. He likes to 69 too so please.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's not above cracking a few dumb jokes but can snap to serious in and instant...its kinda scary sometimes.

H: Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Clean shaven, he just thinks it makes his cock prettier.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He's pretty romantic but can flip back and forth in the drop of a hat.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Nah, he has you. Will do it if you're not in the mood but will grumble to himself.

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Please let him fuck or finger you in public. He likes the idea of someone catching you, so fucking hot. Basically the type of guy to invite friends over and fuck you in the kitchen while they sit in the livingroom.

L: Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere any time bb 😜.

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He likes when he playfully slaps your butt and if you moan, holy shit it's so hot. Likes when you wear his jersey but his highschool one. 'Keep your sticky fingers off' his current jersey -direct quote

N: NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Refuses to have a 3 way with another guy, has to be another girl or no deal. Don't distract him while he's at practice or planning things for games he gets mad. Had to learn that the hard way 👉🏻👈🏻

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes. This man will tongue fuck you for hours. Also please suck his dick any kind of dick sucking he likes but he loves to face fuck you most of all.

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He's good at both and can keep it slow and romantic or fast and rough whatever you want bb 😘.

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He's a big fan of quickies. One of his favorite encounters with you is when he just got home after a week or so and a long ass flight and you ended up doing it right there in the entryway.

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's willing to try most things at least once, but he knows his limits.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Hours on end, you get tired before him. They literally say his stamina is 5/5 so good luck 🥵.

T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He owns a few himself and he's totally down to use them on you and himself. He likes when you pick out new ones together.

U: Unfair (how much they like to tease)

So, so unfair he is a dick when it comes to teasing it's almost none stop. He likes to edge you and cum all over you.

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not too loud, not too quiet just like goldilocks once said 'it's just right'. Tells you how good you're making him feel and isn't afraid to moan your name.

W: Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He's made out with a guy on a dare. Was so drunk he and his team all thought it was funny but he regretted it the next morning.

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those

pants, picture or words)

He's average girth and length just like Osuma. Only difference is he curves left.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It's on the higher end. He likes sex and he likes having sex with you. Quickies, all night, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner lol.

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He likes to tire you out sometimes so he can focus on work. So if he has something important to do he's going to fuck you until you pass out, sometimes this does backfire and you both just pass out lol.

Osuma:

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Osuma is much better at after care. He may not express it but he's worried he pushed you too far or maybe even hurt you. He always makes sure you're alright and gets you anything you need/want.

B: Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's allowed to pick one? He didn't know people had preferences. Uh….face?

On himself he loves his hands because he played volleyball with them and now gets to use them to make food all the time 😊.

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He doesn't really like it. He doesn't like the taste, smell, or texture of yours and his. He just doesn't like it. His loads are big tho so be ready to be stuffed.

D: Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to fuck you in the restaurant, he doesnt like public sex but he wants to do it while its closed and if you like public sex you can pretend there are people lol.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Eh 🤷🏻‍♀️. Hes dabbled with girls kissing, touching, sex but he's actually only gone all the way with 2 girls so you may have to help him along.

F: Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He likes when there's a pillow under your hips so he can kneel and not lay on top of you. He thinks he's heavy.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's pretty damn serious so if you're feeling a little awkward or nervous he won't do much to ease it. He does constantly ask if you're ok tho so that's...a plus?

H: Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Clean cut but not shaven, he tried to shave once and cut himself so he refuses to do it now. Its black of course but the happy trail is literally perfect 🤤.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He thinks he's being romantic but you can see he's kinda nervous and holding back, once he knows you're comfortable he's pretty rough. He likes to nip and bite but he doesn't like breaking the skin. Will leave bruises.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Some times but since you guys are dating he's more satisfied with sex so he'll only do it if it's been a while since you've done it.

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He likes biting and dabbles in bondage but nothing to intense hand cuffs, a tie, one of your scarfs, stuff like that.

L: Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Mainly in the apartment he's cool with anywhere. The only place outside of that is in the closed restaurant.

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He likes when you cook for him, and he likes the 'uh no all I could find was this apron *wink wink*'. He also likes when you come sit between his legs to get your hair braided/done.

N: NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He likes biting but doesn't want to actually hurt you so he does not break skin. He also doesn't like being the one tied up, he doesn't like feeling out of control. Also doesn't like oral but it's a bounder that has to be talked threw ⬇️.

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Nah he doesn't like giving or receiving, if you beg sure he'll give or receive but that's your birthday/Christmas present. Sorry :/

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He's another boy whose nervous in the beginning but holy fuck it's like you decided to roll around in the sack with an angry wolf. If he hurts you he'll stop instantly and apologize.

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Yeah he has pinned you against the walls after you were teasing him in the restaurant. You were lucky he didn't just pin you face down on the counter, but there were still customers.

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks counter.)

He's willing to try a few things but he likes what you guys normally do. He's pretty good at switching it up so it never gets boring and every now and then he'll throw in something new to catch you off guard.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Three to four rounds, he loves to turn you into a mewling mess so if you need another round to melt he can probably tough it out but will be extremely tired.

T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Toys...nah. He does own one of those triangle sex pillow things. He can bend you over it, use it to prop up your hips, he can lean on it while you bounce on his dick, he loves it.

U: Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't really do it unless it's a session where you're tied up. 'Your so helpless I could do whatever I want~'. 'Come on I can't hear you, tell me what you want Y/N'.

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He groans and moans, it's a little quieter than you want it but it's cute. Lick up his neck and he'll let out a little whimper.

W: Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He's died some of his pubes before. He wanted to fuck with someone and make them think he actually had natural grey/silver hair. *Like the scene in fruits basket lol*

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Mid sized the exact same size as Atsumu, but Osuma's curves right.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His is an actually average sex drive. He can take breaks and be fine and he can match yours pretty easily unless it's really low.

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Osuma could stay up for hours after the deed is done so if you go for a round or two in the morning he'll be fine until you go to sleep that night, might be kinda cranky but he'll survive.

#Miya twins X reader #Osuma X reader #haikyuu!! #haikyuu X reader #Atsumu X reader #Osuma Miya X reader #Atsumu Miya X reader