#hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower

[the-bearer-of-bad-ideas]

me and my friend were talking abt something and then this happened i dont even know man just take it lmao

#ghost and pals #hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower #communications

[zefly]

#käärijä #ruoska #erika vikman #hon hon hon #baguette #eiffel tower #saucisson

[kadythethief]

#legoart #legostagram #french #france #eiffel tower #the tower #tower of pisa #hon hon hon #baguette #stt1

[sinful-lanterns]

Hai, I'm hoping you have a nice day! :3c also, oh golly gee, I'm picturing sweet, sweet Hamel shyly admitting that her dick is nothing special, if anything it's average on good day and you are nodding in understanding. She's lithe, other than her thighs that are pure muscle, smh, dancers are something else, and pretty slim so her having a cute, smallish cock is given.

She's half sitting and half lying on the bed, propped up on her elbows just to see you kneeling before her. Tracing these muscled thighs teasingly and with reverence but slowly, oh so slowly becoming mortified as the bulge grew bigger and bigger🍆💦.

You quickly reached towards her, pulling down her clothes to free her aching need and... hon hon hon! Baguette au fromage! An 🇫🇷Eiffel Tower🇫🇷 is standing proudly between her legs, her tip leaking a bit of precum💦💦💦😏.

And in this moment you understood that she's ethier selling herself, hehe, short👌 or doesn't understand that the thing swinging between her legs is quite literally the biggest dick you have ever seen.

Good luck swallowing all that soldier🙋🏻‍♀️.

I'm also voting that we, as a community, should decide that out of all sinners Hamel is the biggest.

EIFFEL TOWER— HAMEL HUGE 😨

What’s funny is that before seeing your guys’ thirsts, I always saw Hamel as being on the average side, but now I see the light of Hamel being HUMONGULONGULUS. Poor woman is so humble and shy, she thinks of herself as average (or even below average), but when she starts getting aroused by you, HOLY SHIT THE MONSTER THAT GROWS IN THAT TENT. 🥵

It’s so intimidating and quite literally maybe the biggest dick you’ve ever seen. How does she manage to tuck that thing in? You have no idea, but you have bigger things to worry about as you have to figure out how to fit her in your mouth or pussy…

The French references are killing me but I can’t resist. Her baguette although big, would be the most delicious thing you’ve ever put in your mouth. Do cream filled baguettes exist? If so, Hamel is eager to fill you with her “cream” as it’s already leaking out <3

#⛓️ interrogation complete #hamel smut #ptn hamel smut #ptn smut #this is like #one of the most downbad things #I’ve ever responded to #but I’d love to taste hamel’s baguette

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

“Hello, I am Canada. I am America’s hat. I like to pretend that I am better than the United States of America even though we are 90% the same and just as evil. Inexplicably, we have white french nationalists who want to form a new country instead of simply moving to France, where they have good food and an Eiffel tower.”

« Bonjour, je suis Canada. Je suis le chapeau de l'Amérique. J'aime prétendre que je suis meilleur que les États-Unis d'Amérique, même si nous sommes à 90 % les mêmes et tout aussi mauvais. Inexplicablement, nous avons des nationalistes français blancs qui veulent former un nouveau pays au lieu de simplement déménager en France, où ils ont de la bonne nourriture et une tour Eiffel. Hon hon hon baguette.

[queennerd81793]

OH NO is there going to be a resurgence of the "Hon Hon Baguette Eiffel Tower" jokes again? Lol!

#pokemon legends za

[askthedealmaker-idv]

(( hon hon baguette eiffel tower ))

. . . . .

the dealmaker raised a brow as he leaned back within his chair slightly. with how often the shop would traveled and reopened in far too many places to recall as well as how long it’s been around, he was nothing short of quick to adapt - it was a valuable trait to have, the risk of losing another customer over something so menial would be far from desirable after all. raising his hand, specter snapped and the words on the scroll quickly faded and were replaced - and a polite smile could be seen on his face.

oui, cher client?

. . . . .

#(a granted wish. ask answered) #identity v askblog #idv askblog #identity v victor grantz #idv victor grantz #identity v postman #idv postman #identity v #idv #identity v specter #( French jumpscare. ) #( don’t make him speak more please Google translate is all I have /lh )

[hxnniquinn]

Ah mademoiselle....

You are so-a beautiful, not even the sunrise embracing le eiffel tower can compare! Your soul is-a warm as a freshly cooked baguette... hon hee hon hon...

⚘️

sdfghjkl; hon hee hon hon

#asks

[optimisticlucio]

How much French do you know

hon hon baguette eiffel tower

#none #i know zero french whatsoever #i know a french guy if that helps #asks

[regularragdoll]

now that 15.ai is up and runnin i will now make silly things

#tf2 #tf2 spy #15.ai #audio #meem #im getting deja vu but thats probably because im not the only one to make a joke based off his frenchness #hon hon hon eiffel tower croissants baguettes

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Hello! Do you by any chance remember where you got those transparent dice with the bats in them? Or the ones with the pumpkins? Or any of those halloween ones tbh 😅

The bats are Kraken Dice, the pumpkin ones and stacked skulls are Q Workshop, and the pink skulls are Black Oak Workshop :D

#battlecrazed asks #hon-hon-baguette-eiffel-tower

[tcpdog]

we’ve come full circle

#were it up to archer he wouldn't have learned how to speak the Language of Love™ #because ew #and it sounds funny as hell #bUT since he travels the world #and has to make connections w/ people including in kalos #he has to know how to speak hon hon oui oui baguette eiffel tower #which reminds me of the like. 2 weeks i wrote prof sycamore HBDSDGSDHGF

[violints-a-blog]

bonjour

#oui oui hon hon baguette eiffel tower #translation: im in PARIS #its rainy and gray and gross and ive been on a bus for the last 2 hours #and im running on 2 hours of sleep #BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS IM IN PARIS #* mobile : out.

[averruncusho]

Je suis Christ

#ooooh #i just learned je suis means ‘i am’ in french #cool shit #french jesus #hon hon baguette eiffel tower #i can speak french too! #funnily my econs teacher told my korean friend he knew korean #and just said ‘sayo sayo? nissan? kimchi?’ #which is a generalisation but tbh korean does sound like ‘sayo sayo’ #should i go for a run? #it’s 12:04 and i’ve already spent 4 hours on basketball today #i also told myself i wanted to write something too... #hmmm #i no longer want to write for the sake of writing #i now want to write so that the people who like my writing can read it #i just wanna show you my world

[edgebugart]

Hello how long until your monster dating game is done and can I pay you like $20 for it?

Wow!! Thank you for the interest!!

I’m a one-person operation--I’m doing all the art and programming and writing all on my own, so it’s going to be a while, and it’s hard to give an accurate ETA on the finished game. That said--I know I can get it done! I’ve already got a lot of the required functionality working.

I’m working on a Patreon as we speak, this whole thing has gotten way more attention already than I ever expected!! This is my silly pet project and I’m so grateful and jazzed that people are excited for it! 8D

#hon-hon-baguette-eiffel-tower

[mr-up-on-a-downer]

Why don't you rename to mr-poopy-head-of-a-downer huh ?

nothing in your coward frog baguette mime conquered by the Germans twice head ass country could stop me from dropping you off the Eiffel tower you hon hon son of a bitch. En garde cuck.