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optimisticlucio · 4 months

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How much French do you know

hon hon baguette eiffel tower

#none #i know zero french whatsoever #i know a french guy if that helps #asks

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dove-da-birb · 8 months

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*scrolling through tumblr* [I'm not drawing the zebra print that's on my shirt each time]

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*sees halloween rook*

*simp/crisis mode engaged*

Bonus internal reaction;

I have no fucking gems *internal québécois français screaming*

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fluffs-n-stuffs · 5 months

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I am not immune to holiday alt Prof. Sycamore pokemas 😔🫵💖💖💖

/don't hmu on how my pulls are going I'm going through it rn SDKFSDKFSDNFS

#fluff speaks !!!#all I wanted was this silly french man in his snazzy new winter coat and bam 11k gems gone SDFSKJDFNSDJFSDNS #y'all help me manifest him to come home for christmas I might actually explode otherwise /lh /lh #he was so sillyyyyyyy in the new holiday event it was so cuteeeee #god he's no joke a core memory for me when it comes to pokemonSDKJFSNDFSN IT'S SO FUNNY LIKE #quick storytime I got gifted Pokemon X back when it first came out (along with a special XY 3DSXL which is one of my fave possessions hehe)#and when I first saw this dude pop up on the intro screen I honestly didn't think much of it - I was like yeah sure another prof but french #BUT THEN fast forward a bit and I'm browsing between channels WHEN I SPOT HIM in the XY anipoke at the time playing on cartoon network #(not XYZ this was before that skdjfnsdfs and it was already english dubbed hence it being on ctn)#and I was like oh wait yeah I know this guy I recognize him #AND IT WAS - AN EPISODE FOCUSING ON HIM A LOT? I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE BUT IT WAS EARLY IN THE SEASON I THINK #but oh my god I got such a huge crush on him specifically because of that anime appearanceSDKJFHSDHFSNDFS #NOT EVEN BECAUSE OF THE ACTUAL GAME BECAUSE BACK THEN I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKEMON (REAL)#but yeah that was just something silly to share #pokemas bringing me back to those years fr #I still think it's really funny how pokemon has always been sprinkled throughout my life but it's only now that I really get into it skjdfs #pokemon #pokemon masters #pokemon masters ex #pmex #professor sycamore #sycamore pokemon #pokemon xy #augustine sycamore #doodle

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vietbluecoeur · 3 months

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My Nosferatu character Liêm, who’s just a funky lil’ man with some funky scary hands.

Current era + pre-Embrace (circa 1930s).

#my art #vampire the masquerade #vtm #vtm oc #vtm art #vtm nosferatu #tw mild body horror #because big teefs!!!#i love this guy very much and he has quickly become super dear to me #coming up with his backstory was also the funniest thing ever #I went in thinking that I just wanted to make a cool side character who’d guest in some friends’ vtm campaign and maybe help their pcs out #and i did that but also he is very mild commentary on the impact of french colonization upon vietnam #also he’s a goth and a club bouncer. fun stuff like that you know LOOOOL

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miraculousstories · 7 months

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Hey I just realized something

So at the beginning of the show, they’re 14. First year of high school.

(We know this because A they said it was marinettes 14th birthday in the befana episode, and B because Mari was 13 in the dark humor flashback)

We know a year passes canonically in the show because in the New York special they say it’s summer. (although a few episodes into s5 they say Adrien has been there for 9 months?? One school year??)

so THEN we know another year has passed, since in s5 the school year ends.

but then it suggests the characters are going off to college, or high school, or… something? The teachers are having the students choose their careers so they can choose the right school- but is said school college? People choose their own college?? So then high school maybe- but I highly doubt they’re in middle school for the show-

am I missing something? Is the French school system different or is this just mlb messing with us

#miraculous ladybug #ml ladybug #adrien agreste #miraculous #miraculous marinette #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #I tried looking up the French school system #It’s not that different from the American one #Help guys I’m confused #Oh yeah tags are a thing #Umm you know what forget tags

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digital999placebo · 2 years

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“Siamo fermi in mezzo al traffico sotto il sole; ed abbiamo la Ferrari, Versace e Armani.”

i got carried away with the first request....sorry lmao! anon asked for spain, but uh heres lovino n an antonio posing for a magazine cover (in the 90s maybe?). first n only time you’ll see antonio clean shaven, n first n only time you’ll see him modelling.

THANK u anon for requesting n giving me an excuse to draw this man lol <3

#i gave up on the matador outfit i am so sorry..... they r so detailed n my hand hurts #anyway the shoot looks nice but it was chaos behind the scenes #lovino telling antonio to focus n puff out his chest n as soon as he hears the photogtapher adjust the camera he turns into business mode--#strikes a pose and then back to scolding antonio #antonio thought it was fun but its more like a one time thing for him he wouldnt b able to stand the socialite lifestyle #he has his little house n a cat n his friends n hes satisfied with that #hetalia #hws spain #hws romano #historical hetalia #KINDA IG LMAO #spamano #999art #anyway my fav part of that music video in the link (the song is so good check it ouy) is the guy just putting tomato sauce on pizza #i only know italin through my knowledge on french (whcih helps 0) so like idk what he says idk the lyrics #i just choose the lyrics that sounded epic when he sung it #i be doing my laundry like 'ed abbiamo la ferrari versace et armani'#n i like armani bc they make good jeans like amazing jeans like they always fit perfectly god himself made armani sizes #hws south italy

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coquelicoq · 1 year

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oh no this reality dating show is really sweet actually. this was not supposed to happen. crap. crap. i didn't sign up for this!

#dammit! they're all flawed people in whom i am rapidly becoming invested! how dare they make me care about their contrived #relationship problems!!!#i was supposed to feel soooo above it all but now i want to see them grow up happy and healthy :(((((((#FUCK! SHIT! MERDE ALORS!#on the one hand the premise of the show is genius and perfectly tailored to avoid the main things i don't like about reality dating shows #on the other hand i just find it so ridiculous that anyone would go on this show that i can't take these people seriously #or i THOUGHT i couldn't! but now i don't know!!!#and they're all so young so that's helping me cut them some slack #one couple is 24 and has been together 5 years and i'm like oh babes. of course you're doing this. good for you. live a little #television #my posts #also just heard a guy use 'dont'. hand to god #the donts are out there. i'm not making this up!!#granted he didn't really say much of a word there...it was like d[rest of word is swallowed]#but it had to be dont just based on the syntax and the fact that it definitely wasn't duquel #anyway the show is called the ultimatum france #probably that is not the french title lol #i think it's probably l'ultimatum: on se marie ou c'est fini #anyway this was NOT how i planned to spend my evening. peeved at my sister and these complex humans and the world in general rn #how dare you how dare they &c &c

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galadrail · 4 months

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Okay but I have just finished spider-man 2 and i'm definitely not fine like men why are they so gay and angst ? And you can't just look at me in the eyes and tell me that not gay like.. Yes it is totally gay bro don't say other things your wrong

Anyway I'm still depressed but I have finished all of the spiderman insomniac games at 100% so we're gonna say I'm fine

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pendraegon · 1 year

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#physically. physically im fine let's get that out of the way.#but mentally...not doing too hot. im just. so so so sad all the time and like there's this fierce emptiness that's back and it's like a #chasm....it's nowhere near as bad as it used to be in My Worst Years but it's not even been 3 weeks into the semester and i don't know. i #feel drained and lonely and like a small woodland creature that's been shot and is now scuttling about to find a warm damp dirty nook #in the forest floor to die in you know..............#i spoke w my mother and she was like 'cheer up it's saturday you can go to that french place you like! dress up nicely and go eat something #good and then go to the gardens or that bookshop!!' and not even THAT sounded appealing to me..#i did go on a 3 hr walk just bc i thought seeing some nature and the forest and blue skies and the little stream and ponds would help but..#idk i still cant tell if grad school is for me or it's just that i really despise my program..#): anyways. tumblr's my little online diary as it has been for the past decade..#hope all of u guys are doing better than me! see you on the upside.

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vaguekiwi · 1 year

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I have NEVER in MY LIFE been so distressed to not know spanish

tagging @authoressofdarkness because context

#starker #guys we're sleeping on steampunk #grace talks #I bet the fics really good too 😭 what if I just try my best #I know some French would that help

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arthur-r · 7 months

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falling asleep worked i did it for three hours. now what i’m still tired i just also wasted the day and looked stupid to my roommate….

#like im glad i slept but also. same problems as before #although my french teacher emailed me back said i should go to office hours. which is a proper response to my email #wikipedia guy texted me back with details like an hour after i texted but also like two or three hours ago #gonna settle the score by bringing a $20 bill tomorrow then i won’t feel so weird and guilty #but no i feel so fucking stupid and gross for like. i was crying so close to my roommate so i had to fall asleep #or else i’d be standing up with tears in my eyes next to my roommate which is worse #but i just. i dont know. like he thinks i’m just lazy. i’m always asleep i never tell him why #i dont know. good morning i hope everyone is doing well #there are two people i usually get dinner with and one is out of town and the other i think his parents are here and also things are weird #translation things aren’t weird i’m just weird and feel guilty for being such a weird person #anyway i just. college?? what am i doing here????#i talked to my mom this morning she says that she felt the same way during college and that she should have dropped out way earlier #which. not helpful?? what do i do after i drop out?? i am someone who can’t hold a normal part time job and my only HOPE is ending up being #i mean anything really just something that requires a lot of prior experience!!#and the college is paying me really good to go to school but only if i stay full time #so i cant just lower my course load because that will actually make everything worse instead of better #idk. going to french teachers office hours tomorrow and will figure out time for linguistics teacher too and will get my LIS grade back up #(that one is just simple that one is i missed two discussion posts but there are ten more to come and also tests and stuff. i’ll be ok)#idk. and i still want to go to my LIS teachers office hours and ask how he became professor of rare books print culture and information bias #that is a good set of things to be a scholar for. and he’s curating collections at the same time as being my teacher #so idk. professors don’t seem as stupid and uppity as they used to. and i think i want to do that someday #plus with the salary jump from librarian i can feasibly become a major donor to local libraries to keep that influence around shdhdf #(although. if i get paid by the school (!!) to get a phd in print culture who says i don’t become a fancy librarian with that??)#i dont know. this is so stupid because i get so excited about the prospects and then i go back to the present and i’m flunking out of school #my grades haven’t been this bad since the height of COVID i thought something about me had gotten better but apparently not #like literally who went and made me traumatized?? why did you have to do that?? now i can’t be a normal person?? shut up!!!!#idk. just feel like if i weren’t having panic attacks about the fact that people are safe and kind here (and therefore must be hiding their #true intentions and taking advantage of me) then maybe i would have remembered to take my french test #idk. i’m tired and want to go home. sorry for venting all day i hope everyone is doing okay #vent cw

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cuethe-laughtrack · 2 years

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Had some thoughts about Gotham city recently after jokingly comparing it to Detroit. But like… it got me thinking. What if the crime rates in Gotham are so high because it used to be a bustling city with a crazy economy and good job market but it was all reliant on a couple companies that went bankrupt years prior? So now there are all these people without jobs who had to turn to crime to get by. Of course Wayne enterprises kinda screws this up in theory, but if you think about it as WE is fairly new to the scene and only started to get massive since Bruce took over, it kinda works? I have always blamed the kooky villains like joker and scarecrow on Batman’s existence so factoring them out it’s not totally unreasonable to think that Gotham’s high crime rates are due to an economy collapse that the city and their ever growing population are struggling to get out of.

#Cause god knows the gouvernement (why is that French?) wouldn’t help a city of mostly poor disenfranchised people #and if most of the city officials are corrupt cause money and lots of organized crime… well it’s kind of a recipe for disaster #of course these are solely based on my very rudementary knowledge of business and crime rates and the economy #so take it with enough salt to send you into cardiac arrest lmao #just #i feel like the way Gotham is portrayed as this horrible awful city that almost has a life of its own #with no cause other than literally magic #Is really silly especially since there are actually places with high crime rates and reasons for those crime rates #add Batman into the mix and it’s not like there wouldn’t be an explanation #it’s just an explanation that doesn’t lend itself to Bruce being painted in a good light #after all if it was economic collapse a lot of gothams problems would be unemployment #and a corrupt capitalist system that wants to keep people down. cant get job cant get money cant live #and if Bruce Wayne could do something about it not Batman Bruce would be a really shitty person to keep his wealth to himself #(or he would just be your average billionaire)#and we can’t have Batman be the bad guy #comics #dick grayson #dc comics #nightwing #batman #bruce wayne #bruce wayne hate club #Gotham #Gotham city #jason todd #tim drake #robin #red hood

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lilgynt · 1 year

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i’m gonna blow my brothers up with my brain

#personal #i’m planning my dads funeral and going over costs with my brothers since we’re all paying for it #and my brother was like hey this is depressing can we stop talking about it for a few days #and he amended that he meant the money aspect not necessarily the planning #but in the moment i have never been more insulted like #okay. so it’s too depressing to talk about but it’s fine to leave me alone to plan it and still care for dad #like i’m not trying to dictate his grief or pull the i have it worse card #but for gods sake have some fucking perspective #so i say okay and leave it at that bc i don’t want to yell at anyone #and he’s not not trying to come at you but #he’s like*#and i’m like i don’t want to be mean but the above i’ll stop talking about this but please keep some perspective #and they both got butt hurt about it #and it’s like i’m not upset about the money - although thank you guys for the taking care of that now #i don’t know if i’m speaking fucking french i’m only asking you guys keep some perspective #i got really upset and was like guys you’re barely involed as is. i’m not asking you to wipe his ass with me but just AHHHHH #and i even said i can’t dictate ur grief and my other eldest brother said something like #i don’t even know it was so not related to the convo i was lost but now i have no idea if he’s gonna visit dad #which at this point don’t care never see ur father again i don’t know man #and the other one got mad bc he’s been helping financially and emotionally with my mom so i apologized for that one #which is fair that was out of line a bit but also it’s like i say a mean comment you guys actively ignore me asking for support for months #like. still bad on my side but i’m very bitter and am going low contact after this

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bibleofficial · 7 months

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so ive accidentally stayed up WAY TOO FUCKIN LATE w my ethiopian KING - i went to take pics for this class & baked & we ran into each other on the stairwell & then we went to his place to drop his bags & for ciggys (where we grabbed LI & GOT HIM TO SMOKE TOO before he went upstairs again) & the 2 of us sent on a walk so i could take pics for this one clase & boy howdy did i learn SO much, also btw ethiopia is currently, still, in a civil war

#stream #hes absolutely fascinating like girl we both chat SO much & hes also on topic bc i derail SO fucking much & then we’ll go on tangent then #subtangetn then he’ll get us back to what we were talking abt but i literally Cannot Do That im juts like oh um… what we were taling abt #anyway #yea its 3am & i need to be up at 10am #ALSO i had tea w the chinese flatmates bc i saw arthur & i got to learn so much & also yen je explained different parts of chinese grammar #etc & it turns out that he is INTERESTED IN LEARNIGN SPANISH SO WERK IM GOING TO HELP & ALSO I MET THE OTHER FLATMATE TODAY TOO #girl ive been playing the sims w myself i’ll be talking to someone then do the little like person+ (green bar) like frendshop increased #persuasion increase d #so albert(o) is from mexico city bc i also was like is ur name albert ? sick um yea is it like actually alberto just curious xx so hes #alberto now #& arthur told me his real mame but i forgot bc literally im still running on the 4hrs sleep i got last night like yall i was like wow i #pigged out last night haha - literally bc i ate an entire bag of baby carrots - so i thought im not hungry ? no girl ur colon just full so i #just havent eaten bc then i was going to after my irst class today but i saw the chinese & harassed them until it was like 15mins until i #had to haul ass to get to the japanese class & girl … i know i was such a bitch i was losing my mind it was 2hrs & she was like ‘we will #only use an hour !’ BUT NO WE USED THE WHOLE HOUR I NEED THESE WEEABOO AS MFS TO SLOW DOWN #i FULLY dont know what im doing & these bitches r soeaking sentences & also 1 guy was arguing w the professor like girl .. shes literally #japanese ur going to have to take this L like ur british thru & thru baby #so anyway #im going to go make french fries in the baking sheet that might give me cancer #ive also never used a baking sheet to make french fries im sry i just dont get to eat these in the states bc i love hating myself ?#ive been eating so much mayo i love peri peri omg … kewpie mayo …… im squatting

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tintinology · 1 year

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#making connections where there are none that's me #niche post brought to you by the fact that i found my langelot book and reread it #francophones in europe really decided that short blond dudes with one name was a valid character design and i respect that #btw in case you dont know: langelot is a french book series from the 60s about a secret agent #he travels around on missions and stops bad guys #and unlike tintin flirts with literally every girl he meets #does tintin know what a woman is? unclear #anyways #this is a shitpost but i couldn't help it #tintin #langelot

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smolcrimegoblin · 1 year

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currently suffering because I finished Stormbringer and 15. guess who's reading Beast and spoiled themselves about chap 101 before reading 15, Stormbringer, and Beast.... this bitch...

KNOW I HAVE 2 NEW FICTIONAL CRUSHES- MOTHERFUCKING ADAM FRANKENSTEIN THE ANDROID DETECTIVE AND LIPPMAN, A DEAD FLAG/CELEBRITY/HOT GUY🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

also, I am crying over skk and the flags right now- I'm not even mentioning the fake-me-out death of Adam and WHAT RIMBAUD DID FOR VERLAINE-

HOLY SHIT-

Asagiri-Sensei.... my lawyers will be in contact... I hope to come to a settlement large enough to pay for my therapy and for my psychiatrist bills.... 🙂

#I take full responsibility for my hubris #Damn teens/Android/French hat guy/cold dude/5 dead flags #Fucking making me feel things #Also I never knew how obvious Dazai's crush is until now-#Like dude- the maid thing isn't helping #Neither is the dog for life thing #Or the “This is why I love you” thing #Bro has citizenship in Egypt and Narnia #1. Because bro is sooo deep into the closet #Aka the denial of wanting to die with Chuuya on the battlefield #He has a damn house in Narnia too #On God #2. De-nile is not only a river in Egypt #But also his everyday state #I see you oggling at Chuuya when he's fighting #i know what you are #Also the closet is glass- literal glass #These two have a death grip on me...#CURSE YOU SKK #bsd storm bringer #bsd stormbringer #stormbringer #bsd skk #skk #soukoku #soukouku #adam frankenstein #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #bungou stray dogs chuuya

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