#hot motherfuckers

[ittybittyluci]

Bro How’d I Do This?

If I had a nickel for everyone my favourite character in a Hellaverse show:

- Was played by an actor I previously knew about and adored

- Had white skin with red facial markings

- Had like black/dark grey arms and legs (Luci’s are accessories I’m pretty sure, but still the black limbs on white body base is like MMM)

- Became increasingly hotter the more clothing they removed (I’m a simp for jacketless Luci and ripped shirt Fizz)

- Sang my favourite songs of said show

- Was famous in said show but didn’t really enjoy it

- Had a tragic backstory

- Was not mentally doing okay

- Had really cute shortened nicknames

- Was expected by the entire fandom to be an asshole but ended up being just the most adorable little guy

- Completely stole the show for the little amount of screen time they have gotten so far in their respective shows

- Had fun powers/abilities that tickle my brain fantastically (Luci’s pretty golden magic and wings and demon form, and Fizz being like ultra-stretchy 1000. You can’t tell me both of those aren’t completely enjoyable)

I’d have two motherfucking nickels, which isn’t a lot, but HOW THE FUCK DID THAT ALL HAPPEN TWICE?! (And all of that is just canon shit! There are so many more ways they connect in my headcanons)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #i love luci #tumblr sexyman #apple daddy #lucifer #duck lord #short king #helluva boss #helluva boss fizzarolli #fizzarolli #stretchy baby #the angst kings #most adorable #glorious #hot motherfuckers #with stellar voices #like seriously hid did this happen? #it’s so specific #seriously tho more I think about them #the more they have in common

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!! #in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off) #and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright' #then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings. #he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that' #yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That- #barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks) #only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf! #bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

[revvethasmythh]

You know, I think there's something so, so insidious to the idea that Orym's perspective of the Vanguard is "flawed/human" or that him repeatedly reminding his friends what the Vanguard does (kill innocents to achieve their means) "blocks nuance" in the conversation, etc, because it implies that, in this mythical "objective" perspective that apparently exists, the Vanguard aren't so bad. If only Orym could put aside his petty grievances, such as the murder of his father and husband, and let people be nuanced about this situation, he'd see there's two sides to this story. And why discount the Vanguard's perspective just because *checks notes* they're a massive, manipulative cult that preys on vulnerable people to join their ranks and turns them to violence, or that they work with a centuries-old fascist eugenicist literally mind-controlling psychic government with the goal of freeing a creature that could very well destroy the world as we know it and even if it doesn't, will leave an enormous power vacuum for that fascist government to potentially occupy when they invade Exandria?

I think there's some misconception people have that they think war shouldn't ever be personal and if it does become personal for someone then their logic is too clouded by their feelings to see the situation clearly, just automatically. And perhaps sometimes, in some contexts, this can be true! But not here. It's actually quite cut and dried that Orym's "flawed, human" perspective is the one reminding everyone of the human cost to Ludinus' grand plans, all in the name of so called "progress"

#not to mention so many of the people i see saying stuff like this are the first to call you misogynist for hot takes such as #''liliana seems untrustworthy and in WAY too deep in this cult in a ways that is actually genuinely scary'' #i'm so serious about this you guys. this is an autoblock topic for me. if i see people talking shit they are GONE #i'm done with the orym discourse i am sick of it #thankfully i haven't seen much of it on tumblr but GOD on twitter. jesus god in motherfucking heaven #cr spoilers #not really but just in case

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[amielot]

Shortly after I posted "Uno Reverse" @seiya-starsniper wrote a snippet in the Mr Sadman discord server. A scene in which Unity talks to Dream after receiving his new knife.

I liked it so much that I asked if I could do a lil comic inspired by it. It's on ao3 HERE!

This is for the "Hunt" prompt for Dreamling week. Because dream and hob are technically on the run.

#seiya was able to nail the characters so well. #horse girl au #the sandman #dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #centaur!dream #centaurs #the art tag #dreamling week #this is what dream looks like when he spooks #motherfucker is a hot blooded sport horse w no chill #I'm surprised I haven't drawn him spooking MORE

[ghuleh-recs]

hey siri, define “rizz.”

#this smooth motherfucker (ง •̀_•́)ง #my gifs #the band ghost #papa emeritus iv #papa iv #copia #not the best quality but he’s so hot #this has been in my drafts for so long

[hermitcraft-alignment-charts]

i have been resurrected from the dead by the pure energy of absentmindedly scrolling through rendogs channel and being forcefully YANKED back into my hermitcraft phase by the sound of his voice

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft alignment charts #rendog #docm77 #grian #geminitay #cubfan #etho #ethoslab #xisuma #xisumavoid #bdubs #bdoubleo100 #keralis #goodtimeswithscar #i am literally boiling alive as i wite this #it’s so motherfucking hot in my room #but can’t belive my hermitcraft phase is back #i TOLD y’all i woild never abandon this account #i literally got diagnosed with autism did my gcses went to college and dropped out of college in between now and the last post #i now am taking a year off #unsure of what to do with my life #perhaps i’ll pursue tumblr full time xxx

[princessg3rard]

MY WIFE !! MY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WIFE !!

#gerard way #my insane wife #i love him so so much #like seriously #she is so gorgeous #and kind #and beautiful #and smart #and hot #oh my god so hot #gee way #gerard motherfucking way #nurse gerard #mcr gerard #my chemical gerard #mother #my beloved #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #my chem gerard #my chem romance #my chemical gee #mcr #mcr rox

[rainbowpopeworld]

The photo he posted:

And then over an hour later, he helpfully clarified:

I think Michael Sheen and I have both been reading a lot of fanfic 🥵��🌭

#michael fucking sheen #welsh seduction machine #michael sheen #sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog #but I don’t think this is one of those times #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #go2 #good omens s2 #crowley #aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable motherfuckers #ineffable husbands #dark thin duke #the dark thin duke #this guy #good omens fanfic #good omens fanfiction #go fanfic #gomens* #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable spouses #david tennant #good omens crowley #ineffable* #good omens aziraphale #ineffable partners

[nesperus]

6 month redraw :o) original under the cut. i hate this guy

from february 26th, 2023 — first time i ever drew him

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #my art #dndads s1 #willy stampler #dndads s2 #i hate this motherfucker but man is he hot

[toshidou]

This is a PSA to any of my fellow chubby sweethearts out there:

Simon fucking loves every inch of your curves, is so obsessed with your body he hardly knows what to do with himself. He knows you're nothing short of a ethereal, and would happily spend the rest of his life worshipping you, and fuck, if he isn't going to give it his best fucking shot.

He loves the way his clothes envelop you, the hem of his shirt hitting your mid thigh, coaxing his hands to grab the plush of your legs between his fingers, warm and so, so soft. He loves the feeling of you sat on his lap, although it had taken you some coaxing at first, unsure and wary eyes avoiding his gaze as you mumble something about "hurting him", and Simon can't recall the last time he heard something so ridiculous, so he lifts you up, and deposits you straight onto his lap, a bemused smile forming at your adorably shocked expression. It's become both of your favourite forms of skinship ever since.

And he fucking adores your stomach. He doesn't give a single fuck about your opinions on it, he loves it because it's attached to you, because it's a part of a silhouette that has him on his knees and begging just for a second of your attention. He goes near feral at the sight of tummy spilling over the waistband of your panties, and you damn right near kill him every time you turn around and he's met with the sight of your ass peeking out from under alluring lace.

But more than anything else, Simon loves how he can make you feel safe with just his size alone. Over the past year, that arbitrary concern about crushing him or being too shy to wear crop tops has all but vanished, you know that he was made just for you, that he will always love you, absolutely unconditionally. And Simon will always be there to catch you when those pesky insecurities catch up to you once again, with tender kisses to your tummy, worship whispered into your skin so delicately, as though he hopes the words will seep through your pores.

#WHERE MY CHUBBY BABIES AT #CHUBBY WOMEN CHUBBY MEN CHUBBY NON-BINARY ANGELS #HE THINKS UR HOT AS FUCK #HE THINKS YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANEY #AND HE IS SO RIGHT #SO GET OUT THERE AND BE HOT KNOWING THAT SIMON RILEY WOULD BE SO INCREDIBLY DOWN BAD FOR YOU #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #cod mw22 #ghost mw2 #chubby reader #ghost x reader #simon riley #ghost x you #simon riley imagine #simon riley x you #body postivity

[showintheboys]

Kicking back, lounging on a hotel balcony, getting ready to go into a restaurant and in a restaurant. (Yes, my weight fluctuated)

#sexy content #sexy pose #sexy tease #sexy wives #sexy nylons #sexy titts #exhibtionist #exhibition kink #wife exhibition #public exhibition #mature mom #hot mommy #motherfucker #wife fantasy #wife #sharing wife

[orkbutch]

one day this dumb comic will be finished but in the meantime. im having a lot of fun

#bg3 #Shadowheart #lae'zel #laeheart #shadowzel #SH thoughts: omg this is soooo hot #Laezel thoughts: im gonna kill this motherfucker with a gun (but omg this is soooo hot)

[ims0vain]

🥵😏

#jim root #Slipknot #lion mane #i’m speechless #what a gorgeous man #hot damn 🥵 #hey daddy #omfg #sexy motherfucker

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - Leave Her To Heaven (1945)

#vincent price #leave her to heaven #1940s #1940s movies #motherfucker #god hes so hot #look at him #hes so beautiful #so sexy #sexy actors #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #bicon #bisexual #god #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #gifs

[mishapen-dear]

no but its so crazy to me that “intense character driven plotlines were interrupted by intense insane event the admins put on” is even a complaint we can HAVE. like. god. We have it so good. invested creators AND invested admins AND sickass storylines AND fucking incredible storytellers everywhere we look??! we have it so good we have it so so good

#qsmp #neg #<- mentioned but idont care honestly every time theres a bad thing i dont like about the server i just go wait #why am i upset aboutt the fly in the creme brûlée IVE GOT CREME BRÛLÉE #i remember yesteryear when all there was to sustain us was three peas a slice of bread and an entire cake that rotted slow #theyre all so invested theyre all godtier actors and storytellers and are addicted to the same server i am like #hot diggity damn!! #i cannot wait to see where this event goes and how its gonna effect the characters #these motherfuckers are all so creative they are GONNA get silly with it