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plorpl · 7 months
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More info (and insane screenshots) from the House MD DS game for those who want to know.
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Way, way too much info under the break!!
The game took me about 5 hours to play total, including pauses for screenshots and cackling laughter. There are 5 cases, and each one has: the main case, a clinic patient, and a small subplot about Cuddy that strings through all 5 cases and concludes at the end of the game. It's extremely linear. To solve the case, you do activities when you are prompted, each having its own types of mini games. Activities include: examining the patient, ddx-ing, running tests, running labs, questioning the patient/friends/family, and searching houses/other areas for clues. All of these mini games suck. The best one is when House has to have an epiphany so you play brick breaker with his brain:
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WHEN YOU DDX THEY USE THE MOUSE BITES PHOTO
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You'll notice here that the visuals are a little uncanny valley. The likenesses are... not good.
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The worst offender is 13, who always looks just a little bit off.
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One of my favorite parts of the game is that you get graded on your performance and if you do bad, Cuddy doms you.
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And when you do good, Wilson kind of negs you?? Feels like the people who made this game were obsessed with him (same). The contrast in these two screenshots really gets me.
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More insane top screen screenshots without context:
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Honestly, some of my favorites need both screens to really be appreciated:
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I do not recommend playing it, really. These are the best parts, and the game itself is slow and can be frustrating. There is also... a lot of problematic nonsense. Worse than the show. Not going to try to make excuses here.
That being said, it's surreal. House is like a bad stand up comic for most of the game, and so much is out of character - House visits the patient FIRST THING every case, the whole team misses very obvious deductive leaps, there's no gay sex, etc, etc, etc. But at the same time, the people who made the game clearly had a love for the show. It follows the typical structure of an episode faithfully and has some detailed, satisfying visuals in it. Everyone's clothes change each episode, even in their little bottom of the screen sprites. This Wilson makes me happy with his show-accurate mug and hand gesture:
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And there are some nice interiors/exteriors of the hospital and better rendered pictures that make me smile:
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It made me and my friends laugh a lot. And it also makes me a little sad. I spent a lot of my childhood playing shitty licensed games like this (remember the madagascar one???), but they are mostly a thing of the past. I know they were cash-grab trash, but it's odd that there's this genre of game that doesn't really get made any more. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm glad this game exists.
Anyway, here's an upsetting House and Wilson for the road:
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foone · 7 months
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Separate post because the other one is 900 pages long.
I just released the Death Generator for House M.D. for DS.
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dumbbitchawards · 1 year
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Girls I won't lie I am having an Autism Moment
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greghatecrimes · 6 months
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Affirmations from House & the Ducklings ❤️
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2dieavirgin · 6 months
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finishinf the ds game. some highlights
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who talks like this.. freak
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circus date night
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i love his big autistic eyes
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and they were right
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4-man · 5 months
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I desperately need people to understand that in order to make a difficult diagnosis you need to play brick-breaker in houses mind with a small tennis ball and if you don't do it before the timer runs out the patient presumably dies.
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moonstonefixates · 10 months
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Okay have y'all played this???? If not I will and I'll report back to y'all 🫡
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dandeldia · 6 months
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someguywriting · 1 month
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plorpl · 7 months
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Today I offer Tumblr real, undoctored screenshots from the House MD DS game, free of context:
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Special awards go to:
"Would you still love me if I was a worm" core:
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And my personal favorite, for all the omegaverse girlies out there:
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EDIT: adding a link to my other post with more info on the game
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foone · 6 months
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Hey foone. Did you create this, or is this actually in the game? Thanks. https://x.com/agayhomosexual2/status/1721349146651619765?s=20
Nah, that's real! in pe3_1_6.xml:
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imalsorettish · 2 months
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i really need that picture of the house md ds game saying kill urself its for my friend whos mother (dead) was insane and wouldnt let her donate blood for three months before a trip to florida because she saw smth on house about it
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bruisedconscience · 2 years
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the guy’s own music gives him s……..
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2dieavirgin · 10 months
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FAGGOT who said that
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also no context for this btw
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4-man · 7 months
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Well, as the post goes, let them sag.
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moonstonefixates · 10 months
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Okay y'all it's happening I have it downloaded now. Follow to stay updated 🫡🫡🇺🇸🦅
Fun fact this is my partners DS, I've never even held one. My first ever exposure to any DS game will be House MD
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