#how did you find me

[who-is-page]

-slow blinking at all my new followers so that they know I'm not a threat-

#I've had like 10 new followers in the last day #hello and also where are you coming from #how did you find me #i am just a Little GuyTM

[heyitslucky]

its so wild to see people i follow starting to like and reblog my posts like ????? you know i exist????????

#how did you find me #ive just been spewing out what comes into my head where did you find me??? #i mean im not complaining #but like ???

[reiningsoral]

stop following me yall I'm not that funny

having any more than like three followers feels like yall are in my home. why are you here. leave.

#kidding #I'm kidding #i appreciate it you all #it is still weird though #like #how did you find me #I'm just a little guy

[interloping-time]

How do I do this

["Hello! Welcome!"]

["How did you find me."]

Rules:

No NSFW

...that's all for now

How did you even find me?

Lore:

A time traveling being finds out what Tumblr is.

(Technically a time traveling being can enter different timelines which could count as travelling between dimensions and universes.)

Enjoy your stay, I guess.

Edit: Due to some lore, I have decided to add more characters.

Interloper: Available

Dove: Available

#okay but seriously #how did you find me #and why do you want to look at this blog? #i think I am very cringe #🙃

[sweaterrat]

When did I get 700 followers WHAT

It was like 300 last I checked 😭

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM?????

#ratspeaks #how did you find me #who is your leader #suspicious 🤨 #/j i love you all sm #thank you for stopping by :] #💛💛💛💛💛

[thevoidisback]

Are you tired right now? Cuz I find the goblin next to your house...

"How did you find my house?—"

"And no I don't need sleep but I oftenly take naps with the little goblin....her name is Leah btw."

#for the funnies #art #void #tiny friend #how did you find me

[donttouchmeillkillyou]

how do you guys feel about bfdi or any object shows?. if you've seen them before

Manny: Oh, I used to watch it on YouTube when I was younger. Those are funny shows where objects fight for a prize. Bfdi is about a dream island. I don't remember why I stopped watching it. I really liked bfdi.

Ben: Ohh, we could watch it this week, if you want!

#dhmis #dtiky #dhmis ben #dhmis bread boy #dont hug me im scared #how did you find me

[raemeh]

me when a person I following but not mutuals with is randomly rebloging and liking my posts: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

#Why are you here #how are you Here #How did you find me #where did you come from

[b1bbity-bobbity-boo]

That new sensation song but it’s new fixation as I create a new board on Pinterest and aggressively try to consume all media related to it

#how do I tag #ao3 #literally no idea what I’m doing #the new fixation is comics cause the brain rot from spider verse has finally caught up #pinterest #how did you find me

[cartooncadet666]

Wha-

@jdsstudio Look at this now :)

*realization in 3... 2... 1..*

*recognizes you from that one Welcome Home Corpse Bride AU post*

*HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!??!?!??!?!*

#excuse me #what #how did you find me

[kenanthefallendemon]

#how did you find me

[echo-starflower]

TEXAS >>>>> ALASKA

LIES. YOU MUST HAVE HEAT STROKE IF YOU THINK TEXAS IS BETTER! ALASKA HAS ACTUALLY REASONABLE TEMPERATURES.

#ITS YOU #HOW DID YOU FIND ME #I speak! #plus I actually know Alaska exists lol #ask! #krakitty123

[maulfucker]

God damn where are all these boops coming from

#i swear i have no idea who half these people booping me are #how did you find me

[touchthesta4rs]

hi new oomf o/

#watching the stars. #how did you find me #i did Not tell you about this

[izthepup]

If You Were a Valkyrie

(I have copied and pasted this from my wattpad, hehe— again, my wattpad is Izthepup. I may add more scenarios, but for now I’ll just paste a few on here, if it’s liked enough, or if someone does want more of the scenarios on there, I’ll put more.. ANYWAYS.)

In this, you Freya helped find a spell to keep your corporal form (human form with wings) without you going insane from being in it. Also sorry this is like, only for gals. If you are a guy and don't wanna be left out, just imagine that you're a masked person. You can pick if you have any sort of wings.

———Kratos———

- You had probably known that he killed other Valkyries

- Your sisters, unless you were from a different Valkyrie sort of family. 

- He apologized once

- You understood because you knew that they had gone insane from Odin cursing them into their corporal form. (CURSE THAT ODIN)

- If you didn't know then he would hide it for a little while...

- Or one day he would just straight up tell you, "Y/N, I've killed other Valkyries."

- Don't worry he apologized 

- You were a little upset, but understood why. 

- He never— or rarely— asks you to take off your helmet / mask. 

- You do take off the helmet / mask behind closed doors sometimes. Mainly if he asks, or if you just wanna-

- He doesn't say so, but it makes him a little happy when he sees you without the helmet / mask

- You tried taking him along for a flight a few times but he refused.

- "Hey, wanna go for a  fly?"

- "No." 

- or

- "The flying boat works better." 

- BOI REALLY SAID

- You tried to get him to fly, but overall he was too heavy

- He doesn't admit it, but he actually likes how soft your wings are under the armor. 

- Once you let him touch your wings, and he just grunted. Very few understand his language of grunts—

- "Hm. Soft. Grunt."

———Freya———

-She's a Valkyrie too...

- NO INSEST YOU GUYS ARE JUST GONNA BE FROM DIFFERENT VALKYRIE FAMILIES— 

- Yes I know it's not from the same family, but I'm still counting it (like it's not actual sister x sister but like close friends that you were trained with)

- She never asks you to take off your mask / helmet, she understands why.

- "My sisters never took their helmets off either. You'd think that they were scared to show their faces."

- You do take off the helmet / mask behind closed doors, that's the only time she might ask 

- Sometimes you two practice flying 

- Neither of you actually need practice 

- "You guys already fly so well though, why do you need practice?"

- Reasons Atreus. Reasons.

- She enjoys teaching you different spells

- You two practice sparring, both on the ground and in the air

- You two enjoy giving each other hugs with your wings— or protecting each other with them

- Who needs blankets when you have wings?

———Atreus———

- This boi doesn't pester you, but he does ask every once and a while.

- "Hey, Y/N?"

- "I'm not taking my helmet off right now."

- "Oh. Hey, how'd you know I was gonna ask you?"

- "You ask me once every three days."

- Alright so maybe he does ask a lot

- He just wants to see your pretty face

- You do take it off pretty much every time behind closed doors, because he asks

- Sometimes you fly with him

- By that I mean you flying and holding him somehow.

- His wrists? Sure.

- On your back? Sure, it might be a little tough for him to be on your back while you are flying.

- Bridal style? Of course, especially if you wanna confuse or fluster him.

- Sometimes when you are in Midgard you cause snowball fights 

- You found out that if you have a bunch of snowballs in your wings, spin, and open your wings you become a snowball shooter.

- "HEY Y/N YOU HIT ME TOO-"

- "Sorry not sorry Atreus" 

- :]

- When he gets tired after a long trek you carry him bridal style.

- "Y/N how are you so strong-"

———Mimir———

- He used to have a Valkyrie love

- You remind him of her, but you are probably a little better than her ngl-

- He asks for you to take off your mask / helmet every so often

- "C'mon sister! You don't need to hide your face, I bet it's pretty. Look at me, I don't hide my face!"

- You remind him that he literally is just a head

- "Sister, I'm one step A-HEAD of you. Nobody is going to attack your face, we're inside a safe house!"

- You take it off but as soon as you do a snowball hits your face.

- "Oh I wasn't expecting for you to take your helmet off— sorry Y/N!"

- Atreus you'd better run boi-

- But when you two are alone, mainly behind closed doors, you take off your helmet / mask

- Sometimes you have Mimir hanging from your waist

- It's kinda funny when you fly, cause he gets kinda scared that he is gonna fall off

- "Mimir, you scared?" 

- "Sister, of course not! It's not like I have a very good chance of falling off your waist, and getting smushed on the ground!"

- There he goes, babbling when he's nervous

- Sarcasm

- Sometimes when you have him on your waist, and you have your wing armor off, his nose gets tickled

- "Sister, mind moving me? I- ACHOO- it's unpleasant getting my nose tickled."

———Sindri———

- He asks every so often for you to take off your mask

- "Oh c'mon Y/N, your face is beautiful."

- You say no half of the time

- Other half you say yes

- Mainly though when you say yes you'll say something like

- "Alright, but only if we're alone."

- Pretty much every time, he says alright and you two go to his room and hang out

- You take off your mask / helmet of course

- It sometimes cheers him up

- When you take off your mask / helmet, he likes kissing your nose, that's the one of the main reasons he asks for you to take it off

- He's glad that the helmet keeps your face clean- mainly clean, at least

- He loves it when you hug him with your wings. When they don't have armor.

- They're just so soft, it's like a blanket.

- But he is careful, he heard birds have a bunch of germs

- He is pleased though that your armor kept your wings mainly clean

- Watch out, he might just.. pour water onto your wings to clean them

- Probably made new armor for your wings and just armor overall 

- The armor is probably better than your old armor after he learned how it worked

- He used to refuse to fly

- You literally grabbed him, put him on your back, and took off.

- At first he was terrified

- Then he loved it

- He still does, he asks you sometimes

- "Hey Sindri, how was it to be a bird with your lady friend?" 

- "BROK SHUT UP-"

#godofwar #godofwarragnarok #gow #gowr #God of war #god of war ragnarok #god of war scenarios #Scenarios #sindri #kratos #freya #Mimir #atreus #godofwarscenarios #Gowscenarios #GoW scenarios #Gowr scenarios #Wait #how did you find me #UHM #YES I PUT A MILLION TAGS SHUSH #Headcanons #headcannons #GoW headcannons #Gowr headcannons

[lanasblood]

me when I see a talented artist has tumblr: 😍💖✨🎉

me when I realize I can’t find the acc because they have blocked me: 😐💀‼️🥲

well…. unfortunate but inevitable?

#we've not once interacted with each other #how did you find me #when did you find me #where will you go #cotton eye joe