#i can’t believe i woke up to this

[isaidonyourknees]

I am absolutely heartbroken to see that shadow and bone has been cancelled and that there will be no six of crows spinoff. Netflix is once again proving that it is an unreliable streaming service.

#six of crows #I can’t believe I woke up to this #shadow and bone

[philsgirlinprague]

Dan and Phil upload a new video to dapg. It starts in the kitchen, they make drinks (actually alcoholic this time) and then they start making pizza from scratch. Dan makes most of the pizza dough while Phil is showing us all of the toppings. They even make their own tomato sauce. When it’s done, Phil dips his finger in the pan, licks the sauce off and starts describing the taste. Dan is filming him from up close and says off camera: I want to try it too. He turns the camera so both of them are in the frame. He leans in a kisses Phil on the lips. The video ends. We never find out how the pizza turned out.

The worst thing about this, is that I usually have way weirder dreams and this was one of the sane ones.

#I woke up at like six am and deliriously made notes so i wouldn’t forget this and went back to sleep #can’t believe I had a dream about the hard launch lmao #maybe this is how it will happen 🤡 #dnp #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #phan #weird dream #unreality #me talking

[caliphoria17]

And maybe you’ll remember me some day.

You’re gonna be pretty hard to forget.

Aaliyah x Cruz

#Woke up and they’re my first thought #That’s my life I suppose #Can’t believe we got a newer version of Don’t forget me. / I won’t remember anything else. #😭😭😭 #Aaliyah x Cruz #Special Ops: Lioness #Special Ops: Lioness spoilers #SOL video #SOL edit #My edit

[kunfetti]

I think it’s about time we give Chuu a gun

#if you saw my other post no you didn’t. I just woke up to this news and I’m #literally can’t believe they’d do this to her #I mean I can but also wow #chuu #loona

[julykings]

new shorts + early morning hike

#summer melting away I can’t believe I’m going to be teaching in a week like huuuhhhhhh the past 2 days have been crazy #just working at home today making a new piece for a patreon print :-) #and Etsy packaging #today marks a year since my bf and I started spending time together so I am generally feeling sweet and uplifted <3 #and it’s rest day from the gym so naturally I just want to 😴😴😴 #but I am fighting the urge #last night I woke up at two AM and cut Winston’s hair fr like an hour … so I’ll also probably try to give him the rest of the haircut this #evening lol #and stave off a nap w another espresso shot <3 #personal

[zeb-z]

ok but the thought of the code actually glitching to break Etoiles armor hits hard though. these monsters are literally made up of code, they can glitch appearances, glitch items - of course they glitched his armor.

besides that, it's an ultimate blow to his character.

he's upheld his expectations as the islands greatest warrior, their defender. with this comes not just that responsibility, but a sort of respect for who/what he's been fighting off. the codes he's grown so used to. if he were to ever lose, he'd expect it to be from exhaustion. from being physically unable to lift himself up and fight anymore, because there would be no other way he would not stand and fight - but he loses without being given a chance to win. the code messes with Etoiles’ own player coding to unnaturally break his armor, giving a dirty death to someone who fights with duty and honor.

it wasn't fair, and that's the entire point, it was never going to be fair. like how they psychologically fucked with him using fake Pomme before, and almost won - this was never a fight to see who could win. it was a fight to ensure that he would lose. he’s reminded of something important - that he can bleed, and he can die.

this island doesn't play fair, and he can't shoulder the weight of the world on his own. a single shield will never be enough to protect a whole village. and now he's lost the actual shield, the one thing he could use to protect them all.

the loss leaves him without protection, both feeling guilty failing as the guardian of the island, and unsatisfied, because how can he say he truly got a chance to beat the challenge? there is no satisfaction in this loss, no way to come to terms with his failure, because it wasn’t done on an even playing field.

it’s hardly a consolation, knowing his loss was unnatural, unfair, because it’s a loss he could not afford. not only did he lose the shield, but he learned that there are moves that are unfair and unnatural that he can’t fight against. how’s he meant to fight something that can influence his own coding, especially without the shield that gave him the chance to fight in the first place? how’s he meant to protect the island, when he can’t protect himself?

15-1, G fuckin G

#looking directly at my ‘etoiles is a shield’ analysis. breaks down into tears screaming crying throwing up #I’m never falling asleep during an etoiles stream again btw. last time I did and woke up he got the code sword. this time he lost the shield #I’m gonna have to watch the full fight and not just clips on twt and might add more after depending on what I see but fuck man #it wasn’t admins cheating just to give him a loss. it was codes cheating to give him a loss. it was unfair and cheap and entirely done #because of that. a reminder that the island does not play fair. maybe a reminder they can’t fight alone or smth #idk I’m fucked up about it #I can’t believe he lost #mcyt #qsmp #etoiles #q!etoiles #character analysis #z speaks

[wayvtual]

hey don’t cry.. another hit album from chinese boy band wayv okay?

#wayv singlehandedly giving me the will to live i woke up so excited today i love them so bad #i can’t stop listening to this damn album i can’t believe it’s so short #.txt

[theswedishpajas]

💙🌌💀🌌💙

#my art stuff #digital art #undertale #sans #human #humanization #gajinka #finally drew a human sans I’m happy with without copying someone else’s #I wanna do mars as well soon but I’m still figuring out how to deal with the sharp features #I can’t believe I forgot to post this the other day #I should draw a papyrus soon #I am gonna be completely honest and say that I’m terrified of drawing people of colour because I don’t know many personally #and looking things up can only take you so far. especially with mixxed info everywhere #and I’m prolly the most “woke” person in my family and I have a racist dad so it’s not like anyone of them would know any better #I just drew some hair that looked nice to me and picked a skintone that looked nice and gave him hazel eyes literally just cus I think they #’re pretty (and heterochromia on top of that but that’s just a sans vibe) #I know nothing about textured hair care so I couldn’t pic a style based on ease or anything etc etc #so if anybody has any thoughts on how to improve him. I’d love to hear feedback on it #I am literally the most white cracker you can find with straight blonde hair and blue eyes and all that shit so I know NOTHING about #anything else and I want to learn more from other perspectives in general #I know I could and maybe should have just kept this post as-is without adding all my hyper-worry (which really isn’t helping anybody) #but this is very outside of my comfort zone for character design and I’m terrified of designing anything without some kind of experience #TL;DR if this sucks in some way from a cultural standpoint please let me know #and… I shouldn’t apologize for the long ramble cus it’s my own post etc etc but I still want to apologize #and thank you. people often don’t read tags especially when they go on like mine do

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

I had a dream that I was suffering from burn out (which is entirely true) and dream me took something called an idea enhancement pill and all of a sudden a fic idea began to play out in dream me’s mind. And it was such a good idea that I managed to wake myself up to write the premise down

#dreams #wow #can’t believe it #and it’s a killer idea too #my mind got creative #it was like TAKE THE DAMN IDEA AND QUIT MOPING #had to be some kind of lucid dream #because I was like gasping and excited as the dream was going on #and I woke myself up #so if that’s not a lucid dream idk what is

[sinnbaddie]

JJK Spoilers (Chapter 143)

I love both of their reactions here for opposite reasons

With Megumi, he’s consistently taking responsibility of the consequences of Yuji being alive. He has no regrets about it because he knows Yuji to his core is a good person

So when Yuji says this, Megumi looks absolutely disgusted and angry with him. He knows firsthand Yuji would never willingly kill someone, he’s too kind for that. So he shares the responsibility that Yuji feels is weighing him down instead of telling him “it’s not your fault” because he knows he could never convince him otherwise, he tells him it’s their fault so Yuji can lean on him, so he knows he’s not alone in this

Yuji on the other hand believes vehemently that he’s the one to blame because he harbors Sukuna. He saw the aftermath when he reverted back. Which is why he looks so desperate here, he wants – needs to convince Megumi that he’s dangerous and being around him will get you killed. He doesn’t want anyone but especially Megumi to end up hurt or dead, which is why he’s trying so hard here to make him understand that

That’s why Megumi was so incredibly smart for telling Yuji to save him. He knew too well that arguing with him would be pointless. He gives him solutions, distractions so Yuji wouldn’t sit on if he deserves to die or not.

The way they view Megumi saving Yuji that day is fascinating.

Megumi sees him saving Itadori as a good thing. He saved a good person who can change the world for the better. Yuji sees Fushiguro saving him as a ticking time bomb of destruction. His existence now is going to make the world worse off

The relationship between these two is so well done because really, they work phenomenally together. They care deeply as well as respect one another, especially their opinions. However the angst and tragedy of their writing falls within their own view of themselves and how they view each other, but even then, it’s not because they hate the other, it stems from a place of caring and love.

Megumi not only saved Yuji’s life, but he gave him a purpose when he truly thought his existence was evil. It all boils down to protecting the other.

#jujutsu kaisen #itafushi #megumi fushiguro #itadori yuji #this is why I will never believe Itafushi is one sided #you see how hard Yuji was trying to convince Megumi he’s dangerous? that he can’t have people around him? #he knows that what Megumi did was against the very existence of Jujutsu society so proving the higher ups right #destroyed him. he wants Megumi to stop caring about him so he won’t feel responsible for the evil within him #he wants to protect Megumi so much so that he would push him away and never see him again #and Megumi in response asked him to save him #asked for his help because he knew Yuji was the only one who could help him #he trusts him so much he put his life in his hands and it woke Yuji up #FUCK I love them I’m sorry for the rant I genuinely just love Itafushi so much #brainrot4ever

[angelmush]

it’s so nice outside even the ever-sleepy black dragon who lounges around my house was so thrilled to run around, weaving through the magnolias and breathing in the scent of the waking wet earth and trailing the wild rabbits through the sedges

#it’s like we woke up and it was summer and everything is green and lush #he had such a nice time RUNNING today in the sun #sweetie boy i can’t believe he’s almost 3 #i love the mess of his lolling tongue even tho it’s disgusting it means he’s spent the day outside running hard #personal

[artsandbeans]

i think about this post often

#doodles for bean #one piece #we are almost done with wanonwhich means almost caught up D: #I woke up at three and drew this on the plane from dc I feel like de a t h #trafalgar law #I can’t believe I was sleeping when the fligh attendant was passing out cookies #no hat sorry bud

[hyumjim]

Don’t tell me…. She’s behind me isn’t she….

#not me #I look like ass I woke up at noon for no raisin I can’t believe this… #but Ruby is angel ❤️❤️❤️ #kitty tales

[schumi-nadal]

✨ tennis sucks ✨

#can’t believe that I woke up for this circus #casper ruud #los cabos open #tennis

[raven-thepuppetmaster]

I can’t believe Meme unanimously won bb25! What a great season! See you guys next summer!

#bb25 #can’t believe I woke up to see c*meron as hoh #this is the bad place

[gagmebucky]

Hiii um are you planning on writing a part two to the best friend!Bucky x shy!reader fic in your main masterlist? I'm a huge fan of your fics btw you're a literal genius and ilysm

you know what, ive gotten this request a lot, and i thought i wasn’t but YES! idk where the inspiration came from, but there shall be a part two to this fic:

in which there’s nowhere to sit and bucky offers his lap—then, subsequently, his cock. (bad boy!bucky x shy!reader, dirty talk, exhibitionism and voyeurism, cockwarming, unprotected sex.)

and thank u for your kind words 🥰🥺🥰🥺 you are a SWEETHEART and ily2

and here’s a lil sneak peek 😈

He grasps your jaw and turns your face to take your lips on his own. Your mouth drops open and immediately accepts his tongue gliding over yours. Somewhere in your mind, you can’t believe you’re french kissing a man you just became acquainted with, classmates surrounding you be damned.

“Oh, I shouldn’t be doing this,” you moan as if it’ll snap you out of it, heavy-lidded as your eyes connect with his own.

He nips at your bottom lip. “But you are, and you’re doing so well,” he cooes so sweetly that butterflies flutter inside your stomach. “My obedient lil’ kitty letting me do whatever I want ‘cause you know I’ll give you everything you need. Isn’t that right?”

A shudder wracks your body, and with the last ounce of resistance, you whimper a stubborn, “N - no.”

Which only provokes him into upping his game. His legs hook around your ankles, spreading them wide so your aching center provides him better access. You didn’t think it was possible, but his thick length burrows deeper inside you, nudging a raw patch within your tightening depths that slaps your hands over your mouth again, wanting to cry out so bad.

He chuckles as he watches the desperation possess your features. “You gotta be more convincing than that,” he teases, placing a peck on your hammering pulse before running his lips over your ear. “If that was true, your pretty pussy wouldn’t be creaming around my big cock.”

And like that, you seize up. The vulgarity clenches your inner muscles while ecstasy swallows you whole and sends you writhing with the intensity. He groans low in your ear, his hips bucking up into you, encircling caress never stopping, slowing ever-so-slightly.

“Oh, you liked that,” he breathes, wrapping his free arm around you and holding you still—thank God because lord knows you don’t have any control. “Don’t try to deny it, kitten, I felt you, squeezing ‘round me like you wanna milk the come out of my dick.”

Another whimper escapes you, and your sensitivity revolts against his continued touch. “J - James,” you whine, dropping your muffle, while his hold cinches further. “Please.”

He tries to pull a sympathetic face, but a grin wants to stretch across his lips, thrilled he can elicit such a reaction out of you. “Aw, is someone sensitive?”

You clutch his wrists, knuckles flexing as he moves. The pitiful look on your face convinces him to slow to a stop, but his fingers remain pressurized on your clit. “You are bad,” you say as you take in his dilated pupils and the ravenous gleam in his darkened eyes.

“And you’re good,,” he cooes and kisses your cheek, “you gonna be good for me, hm? Give me what I want because you like this. You want me to keep going. It’s okay, perverse little thing, I’ll treat you real nice.”

#DUDE I can’t believe I got inspo for a pt2 for that fic #i literally woke up in my sleep and wrote some filthy ass dialogue #q answers #bucky x reader #marvel imagines #bucky barnes smut #bucky x you smut #snippets