#i clap irl

[p-pamda]

i made a messy neocities base for a webcomic that only left needed is decent images. And I've been working nonstop even if it feels like little on comic-finally putting stuff on paper instead of letting it on my mind.

I can confirm the "maybe will happen" has become a "will happen".

Im not letting the hours i put on neocities go to waste grrrrrrr, im happy, im happy, writing is hard and scary!

#sppam #spam #i curse you with comic eventually when you less expect it #im happy cause i made sections on neocities so the comic can be english and spanish #i clap irl #i wanted to do that real bad #i need to ask someone for help in writing tho #someone for second opinion on things #so i read them something and go “does this makes sense? whats your opinion?” #since im not the brightest #im really happy #have a nice day if you happen to cross by this post!

[cobaltcable]

May he have your attention please?

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2003 #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #burping #cool #I clap when I hear a long burp irl now #this is my favorite episode #tmnt 2k3

[allthedrugsforcreativity]

#THE SENSATIONAL WILL WOOD! #he’s too self deprecating in most of his songs we need to acknowledge these banging quotes #I’ve never been able to draw him properly before #like I usually suck at humans who exist irl #BUT HE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HIM #So I’m super happy #I got inspired to draw this because in one of his pateron videos he said #Will Wood straight hero to the gays! *strikes a pose* #and then everyone clapped #and I was like yes #slay #be who you are #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #will wood fanart #fanart #my art #traditional art #highlighter art #wwattw #wwatt

[icarusbetide]

i have this fantasy that'll bring me the same amount of joy that ron chernow must have felt when his biography became a mega broadway phenomenon.

picture this: i'm on some quiz show. no experience no research no nothing so i'm last place by a huge margin. the game's wrapping up, i'm thinking about what i'm going to eat after this and whether or not i can wipe the humiliating footage from the internet, when a producer bounds up onto the stage and whispers something to the host.

host: this is interesting! we have a thousand point complete-the-quote question that could put any of you in the winning spot. it's been chosen to be impossible - such an obscure and irrelevant one that to be frank, the game's over.

me: aw fuck i don't know any quotes except for that one john adams-

host: the collected part of the semen, raised and inflamed became a dust, converted to choler, turned head upon the spinal duct, and ascended to the brain -

#and then i won and everyone clapped #like if someone irl knew this casually before i told them about it i would probably marry them on the spot #john adams #why isn't this the most famous john adams quote it really should be #alexander hamilton #historical hamilton #amrev #amrev fandom

[waspgrave]

I think it’s wild Bhaal,Durge, and Orin fans will be like ‘yess!!! Fucked up shit!!’ until the incest-y murderhobo necrophiliac people do something of that nature and then suddenly we’re clutching our pearls. Fellas, is it fucked up when fucked up fictional characters do fucked up things 🤔

#I’m sorry but durge ate a baby. I don’t think they draw the line at some stuff #sometimes you just have to go ‘hm not my thing’ but clap for their weird nonsense #bc u see….it isn’t real #stamps this post with ‘no I don’t support it irl’ so someone doesn’t start foaming at the mouth #and making wild assumptions of my character bc I don’t care about what pixel people do #if u played durge then your character canonly did some nasty stuff :( sometimes…u even learn about it….or see it… :( #prawn posts

[kaeyachi]

w-w-w-w-wait

yall didn't like the design for professor naphis? 🥺

but the goggles are so cool!!

and the vibrant green outfit makes him stand out!!

and the bob that everyone hates is my favorite coz it's telling of their personality!

you look at him and go "yeah, he looks like the sage of amurta alright" or "oh he's a mildly insane but strict scientist!"

he probably ticks all the cartoonish character design standards!

isn't he barbie movie-esque? 1990s-2000s mad scientist-core?

he's identifiable from a distance! you could point him out on a police line!!

if he were designed any less crazy than that, I'd be sad 🥺

#kaeyachi randoms #this is a naphis design lover blog and i stand by that #WHEN SCIENTISTS LOOK LIKE BUGS I START CLAPPING #pls if i saw someone with as much character as him irl I'd ask for his signature #disclaimer: i might just be into those types of character designs

[silviakundera]

with the release of TGCF s2, I've decided to start re-reading the novel on my lunch breaks but by god I'd forgotten how much Mu Qing makes my head ache. Maybe the only character in the series that I struggle to enjoy reading.

it's very silly but simple: He reminds me of a personality type in real life that I really really do not like being around - that personality type who seems to willfully interpret everything you say in the worst possible light... who overthinks your every text conversation to imagine all of these undertones and implications that were never there. Like... maybe my words just mean.... literally what I said?! maybe you created bullshit to get mad about in your own head and now you're making me responsible for it?!! Maybe I'm not actually judging you and you're just taking your self-esteem issues out everyone around you? 🤔 It's fucking exhausting.

tldr; Every time this dude is on the page I wanna find him funny but instead I get war flashbacks to toxic irl people I've suffered to know, including family who can't be escaped 💀

i honestly envy the readers who can stan him, cause they don't have my baggage.

#like qi rong is THE WORST #cartoonishly awful #but i have never had to interact #with such a bizarre psychpath irl #so i can clap with glee when he pulls his bullshit

[rockethorse]

When artistic visionary Ann Ghelld passed away, she bequeathed her beloved townhouse to the city as affordable housing for fellow creative types... on one stipulation; that nobody touched its eccentric and wildly impractical layout. While this final request has caused its share of architectural headaches, nonetheless, the Ann Ghelld Building survives in the heart of Sim City’s basket weaving district. Upon crossing its unusual threshold you might grab a coffee from Cafe Urele, pick up a bouquet or snacks from LlaMart Convenience, or simply catch the elevator up to any of its three apartments.

I love watching LilSimsie’s videos, even though we play different editions, and I particularly enjoy her shell challenges - where she uploads empty exterior walls and others have to make a lot out of it. I especially liked this one, referred to lovingly by LilSimsie & her followers as the “Big Mistake Shell Challenge” - because all the exterior walls are 100% diagonal.

This is just as difficult to work around in TS4 as it is in TS2, so I wanted to join in the torture! The (wonky) red lines mark the untouchable shell. I ended up really happy with the results, so I’m sharing this fully-furnished, cleaned, play-tested, CC-free apartment building in the hopes you’ll enjoy it too.

Important info, more pics & download link below!

🚨 PLEASE LOAD THIS LOT BEFORE MOVING SIMS IN 🚨

When you move Sims into an apartment, it’s difficult to safely alter anything outside, so please make sure to check that everything is as it should be before you move Sims in.

You do not need CC or mods to play this lot. However, it was made with a few common mods in mind, and if you don’t want to use them, please tweak the lot before playing:

Rugs have been placed off-grid. Either make sure you have Rugs Off The Grid, or delete/move rugs to avoid graphical glitches as seen in these previews.

If you don’t have Water Inaccessible Flowers and Trim Inaccessible Bushes then you may need to move/delete some landscaping and/or fences.

The ground floor was designed for use with Apartments & Shopping On The Same Lot. If you don’t use this mod, nothing bad will happen, but the bottom floor will not sell anything except via the vending machines & electronics kiosk. You can replace the convenience store with a common area such as an indoor pool, computer room, etc, or even another apartment; I honestly recommend leaving the cafe as-is, because your playable Sims can still work there as a barista.

There is no CC in this lot, but there are some deco "accessory” items not normally accessible by players (e.g. a saucepan). If you delete these you may not be able to replace them. Similarly, some items were placed with Shiftable Everything. If you delete some items you may not be able to replace them in the same positions without this mod.

A corner counter in the top apartment may not corner properly when the lot is placed. This can be fixed with moveobjects. Although it clips, it is considered within the apartment, so you can put objects on it without apartment cheats.

If you don’t use Shiftable Trash Chutes, your chutes may appear glitched (see below). This is harmless and can be fixed simply by replacing the chute. Note: the chute on the second floor was originally placed with the cheat setquartertileplacement on.

If you play with CC, then I also have some suggestions for where it might improve this lot:

The expensive computer in the cafe (I hate that hideous thing) would be much better as a laptop.

The flower plots on the rooftop would also make a great produce garden with Honeywell’s placeable garden plots.

You can replace a corkboard in the lobby with a jobs board.

The signs for Cafe Urele might look nicer with a recolour or swapped out for a cute sandwich board.

The bike racks by the basketball court look a bit bare without some deco bikes.

The bare brick wall at the back of the building is prime real estate for some graffiti.

The busker’s guitar out the front will look a little more appropriate with an invisible amp recolour and maybe a decorative case.

If you find all the lights overpowering, don’t forget to turn some off.

And of course, don’t forget to add fences, hedges, etc. that will make this lot blend in better with the surrounding lots in your hood.

The first apartment has two separate bedrooms; Currently, it’s furnished as though occupied by two unrelated roommates - one sewist and one musician - but it could also work for a parent and a child. It has this kitchenette common area as well as a small balcony.

The second apartment is the most “luxury”. It’s a cozy open-plan studio with a double bed, a small but quality kitchen, and its own balcony. This is ideal for a D.I.N.K couple or perhaps a single Romance Sim.

The top apartment is the smallest and cheapest, barely fitting a kitchenette and single bed, but there’s space to move out on the building’s largest balcony. Perfect for an artsy single Sim working or studying in the big city. (The little reading nook bumpout is my favourite detail.)

All bathrooms are more or less identical, with a toilet, basin, medicine cabinet, trash can, and shower. The second floor studio has a shower/bath combo.

I wanted the lot to have free skilling opportunities, so all residents have access to the rooftop garden and free use of the crafting station & chess set there. There’s also a bookcase in the cafe, a guitar on the street for busking, an outdoor gym, and a basketball hoop.

Sims should be able to access everything (except the flowers/hedges - see above) without routing errors, though of course, with such an “interesting” layout, your Sims might get a bit cramped and fussy. The only issue I ran into is that there’s nowhere on the second floor for the newspaper to be delivered, so it often glitches into the apartment on the left, regardless of which apartment you live in. You can retrieve the paper in buy mode without cheats. This is not an issue on the top floor.

Thank you so much for reading! I don’t remember the last time I shared a lot for download; if you do end up playing it, I’d love to hear how it went.

Download Ann Gheld Building [CC Free]

#the sims 2 #ts2 #sims 2 lot #I don't know what to tag this with lol #sniffles. looks at you directly. please clap #I never considered myself a builder so sharing lots makes me way more nervous than sharing CC! #if you like it then reblogs would mean ... the Sim world ... [staring at you with huge eyes] #in all seriousness though this was so fun I love shell challenges. It being entirely diagonal was SO interesting #in TS4 and TS2 alike a lot of items NEED to be on straight walls to function #TS4 doesn't have elevators or spiral stairs though so their stairs situation was even harder haha. I do feel bad about that #but placing things like toilets and counters etc was hard because they look best against straight walls #and some other items just don't function diagonally. like some of the dressers. or they do but need a 4x bigger footprint #and I couldn't use any of my precious walk-around/through blocks!! because CC free!! #I do adore Shiftable Everything though god bless modders #I'm experimenting so much more now that 1) I don't have to fiddle with OMSPs and 2) I know I can share it wantonly #I think my favourite little outcome of the extreme space/orientation restrictions were that I actually had a reason to put trash cans #in the bathrooms. Like that was the only place they would reliably fit #because all the bathrooms were so weirdly shaped because they all needed straight walls. so they all had little pockets #meanwhile the rest of the apartment typically didn't have space for a bin where it would be accessible in normal gameplay #I never put trash cans in Sim bathrooms normally because there's no need for one there even tho IRL it's probably like #the most common place to have a trash can after the kitchen #BAM. Lil bit of realism for you. Two sim birds with one sim stone #anyway I'm rambling. I had a lot of fun with this and I'm gonna do more shell challenges and maybe share more builds #there's also a little rockethorse easter egg for you to find if you do download it #thank you again for reading! #rockethorse lots

[bellysoupset]

urgh i put myself on a diet because while I eat a lot of really good foods, i have a deadly sweet tooth and this is so hard. I feel Vince's pain now 😭

#i managed to cut out soda!! after drinking soda every day since i was 5!! everybody clap #so silver linings #irl

[archduke-enver-gortash]

sorry for being extremely annoying and off-putting and. generally not being around much recently.

#there is. shit going on irl and up there in the brain lmao #not an excuse but just so you know #i guess if there’s anything i missed that you want me to see feel free to dm me! #oh also i got 3 hours of sleep today clap for me #that’s more than in the last 2 days combined

[lexsnotdead]

almost every time i play something new i wish that those video games that don't hold player's hand the entire time were more popular... absence of a task and guidelines makes room for forced exploration and that's when environmental storytelling really comes out on top. when a game trusts me to figure stuff out on my own and the childish sense of pride that comes next >>>

#whenever i complete an objective or solve a puzzle myself i jump up and down and clap my hands in joy #i LOVE having no goal and wandering around and exploring and putting puzzle pieces together #it gives me a sense of accomplishment i lack irl lmaoo #aka: lex is playing signalіs #lex.txt

[corpsecoochie]

are you a monsterfucker?

WHEN I TELL YOU I CACKLED SO LOUD AT THIS

#im home alone in silence #pls #i don't know anon #there are no monsters irl #but if some eldritch horror wanted to clap cheeks.... #i just might #yknow #for science #ask

[sukugo]

got COCKBLOCKED in my own HOUSE (both literally and figuratively 🤔)

#f.txt #the house is my dreams. but the dream was in my house #ANYWAYS I HAD A DREAM. WHERE I WAS GONNA FUCK ANAKIN. BUT I DIDN'T BC DGSKDHSJHD #MY MOM CAME INTO THE ROOM 😭😭😭 #so it started with anakin and me in a room. anakin was on a desk with his back to me working on some stuff on a computer #he was wearing s shiny tight leather jacket and jeans. and FUCK did he look delicious. just incredible #so i go to him and i like lift up his jacket from behind and start grabbing his waist. #and then i grab his crotch and start rubbing it (he had a tiny dick <3) (AND I STILL REMEMBER THE FEELING OF IT 😭😭😭😭) #at first he doesn’t want to and he kinda resists. but we all know im into that shit. #but then actually he does get into it and wants to. so i take him and push him into the bed #OK DGDJHF actually there was someone else who wanted to fuck him too in the room with us #idk who it was and for some reason all i remember is that it was spiderman (but i go like BITHC IM gonna fuck him) #(actually i think we agreed to both do it or smth idk) so then there's like some dick grabbing action going on #and then. my mom comes in. #and I'm like. girl. why. why would u do this to me. how could u fucking do this to me. do u not see me having THE moment of my life. #so she uhh sees us. and she's like uhhhh. and we make like if we weren't doing anything ahaaa whaat nothing weird going on here. #so in a desperate attempt to continue i grab anakin's hand and take him to the other room. where apparently there's my brother. #and i want to cry. bc CANT A GIRL HAVE HER PRIVACY PLS (like i get it irl but NOT EVEN IN NY DREAMS 😭😭) #anyways so instead we just like. lay in bed. im between his legs bc no one's gonna fucking get me out of ther now lmao #and we start playing clapping games. bc what else are we supposed to do. and my mom COMES IN HERE too #to u know check up on what we're doing. and the position is uhh not innocent but we're like hey we're just playing. #so she leaves. and then we get up and run in circles lmao. #but anyways yeah that was the end of the anakin fucking 😭😭😭 #then it was hours of me having to listen to my mom and aunt talking about life hardships or smth #OH BUT THE END. i had another lil dream about exo/specifically kai. SPECIFICALLY about his thighs. #like there was a comeback or smth but his thighs were incredible. and then there's like a dance scene but he's mini tiny shorts #and when he moves u can See Things 😳👀 #anyway that is the story. no anakin fucking for me 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i feel like this dream is so. representation of my Life. like yeah. this is literally my life.

[goattrucksss]

Im gonna show u the horrors (posts my farmersona in celebration of me succesfully starting to date Haley stardew valley)

#haley stardew valley #stardew valley haley #stardew valley #farmersona #i started to clap irl when she said yes #pretty sure she would eitherbreak up with me in 5 seconds if she saw me doing that or would just think im a major doofus and date me anyway #I gave myself such a long neck i actually love it.candace looking ass

[bitchdafuqyousay]

every day I get online. n I send my friends the most. Disgusting. Foul. Out of Pocket n Unhinged messages possible. n they all love me

#look at my posts boy #I say something so vulgar n my friends give me a standing ovation #clapping n cheering n encouraging me as I do my little dance n sing my nasty little songs #if there's one thing about me its that I'm gonna send ash something n follow it up with a deranged statement. n he'll cheer for me #I get on here n I tell him I want some guys dick down my throat n he cheers n claps n says hell yeah queen #if you know me irl no you dont

[limerental]

MY UGLY ONE

#spoilers #twn spoilers #twn s3 spoilers #i clapped irl