#i don’t even wanna know what the fuck they’re doing rn. they got some weird shit going on rn ig LOL

[devilishdelights]

arcana mc would not be me though i’d hop out of the country with asra instead of staying behind

#now i kinda wanna draw asra… #and my mc for the arcana AND my SI because i decided i need 2 indulge even MORE #my MC is so cute though 💜 main character energy fr #i created her initial design to work with julian’s well #but then it kept morphing into more purple tones + softer features #goddd and i’m so upset bc like. i got some fuckin ROCKIN designs for them. #they’re all SO good and i will praise myself on this fact. #i especially like joanna’s (mc) masquerade fit (based off a phoenix!! bc it’s fitting to the story n it’s COOL) #i rlly like my SI’s palace casual and masquerade and winter look #maybe i’ll do a little doodling. hehe. #btw i don’t support the arcana n all that shit ☹️. i’m still disappointed. #how can u have the best character ever in ur game when u r AWFUL….. disrespectful. #i will still b talking abt it tho on the rare occasions… just pretend they r my characters and my world ok ? ok. #i don’t even wanna know what the fuck they’re doing rn. they got some weird shit going on rn ig LOL #SI is similar to obm MC except they got a tan bc it’s fuckin HOT in the arcana universe. and obm mc is so fucking pale because well #it’s DARK THERE. !!! they gotta take vitamin d supplements

[h-harleybaby]

Collab time guys 💅💅💅

I have problems I will ADMIT but so does Lime and Fae so me and Fae are doing a collab and it’s like, my first I’m so excited

I’m posting the hcs and Fae’s posting the fic soon so make sure to check out @imm0rtalken

cough cough btw this is plus sized reader but it’s not mentioned too much rn cough cough

Pervy Butters collab

• Butters is so the type to eat you out while he’s thrusting up all cutely and like, humping the air and cumming without touching himself because he gets off on getting you off. He’s someone who’s def more focused on your pleasure than his own

• You’re gonna question me but when he’s eating you out when you’re on your back he’s gonna have a pillow under his hips that he humps while he eats you out

• He’s not only a panty sniffer but he’s a panty stealer too 💅💅💅💅 HE FR HAS A SHRINE IN HIS CLOSET WHERE HE KEEPS THE PANTIES OF YOURS THAT HE’S STOLEN!!

• He has a super small collection of your panties and shirts that you’re never gonna see like, ever again. Ofc there’s a few that he’ll return because he feels really bad about them but I can guarantee you they’ve been covered in his cum and washed before they’re returned to your dresser

• There may or may not be some mysterious and very faint stains on them but you won’t question it, it probably just got like that in the wash… it was cum stains that wouldn’t quite wash out

• Butters was soooooo nervous about stealing them too because it’s at least the 2nd thing he’s ever stolen, the first being your shirts

• Like I said before, mans is literally obsessed with you and he doesn’t exactly know how to handle it. He uses your shirts as pillowcases (tell me he don’t have a shit ton of pillows) because it smells like you and he literally loves it cough cough he buries his head into those pillows and inhales your scent like there’s no fucking tomorrow cough cough

•He may or may have not went into your room to fuck with your curtains so you can’t close them and so he has like, constant access to your room. He just wants to look at your pretty face, what can I say 🤷‍♀️

• He totally asks Kenny about it though and he’s always kinda asking him for tips on how to handle things and stuff. He’s always going on asking what to do if he’s obsessed and how to ask them out ya know? Kenny’s his wingman fr

• Butters even admits to him that he’s stolen some of your stuff and Kenny’s just like “oh yeah I’ve stolen some chicks panties before, maaaaan that was a good night” and it gives Butters the idea to start stealing your panties

• Both Cartman and Kenny have walked in on Butters with his shrine, he probs isn’t sniffing them at the time but just looking at them with this like, almost twinkle in his eyes? Bros waaaay too sloppy it’s like he wants to get caught 🙄

• Kenny’s reaction is more excited Tbh, he’s like “dude who’s are those?! WHERE’D YOU GET THEM AND I CAN HAVE-“ . He’s fr too excited for it and he’s kinda proud of his friend?

• Cartman’s kinda weirded out by it and asking honestly too many questions. He’s like “why tf are you holding panties?? ARE THEY YOURS OR SOMETHING YOU’RE A PERV LIKE THAT???”

• Anywaysssssss

• Butters literally loves eating you out and he adores having you sit on his face, he’s definitely gripping your thighs to keep you on his face while he eats you out because he doesn’t wanna stop

• Did I mention this is a plus sized reader?? PLUS SIZE READER AND HER SCRAWNY ASS BF BUTTERS WHO WANTS ALL HER WEIGHT ON HIM BECAUSE HE LOVES HOW IT FEELS!!!

• I dunno, it just feels right ya know?? Scrawny love stuck, completely obsessed Butters buried between your thighs as he grips onto them begging you to let him give you another orgasm while he’s literally been cumming completely untouched because he just loves you that much

• He overstims the absolute fuck out of you because he gets sooooooo into it and would def live under you, eating you out for hours if you let him

• Butters would totally beg you to sit on his face and for you to cum on his tongue because he loves the taste of you

• “Please darling? Just one more time on my face? I promise I’ll be good for you”

#h harleybaby needs help #harley won’t shut her mouth #mom come get harley she’s rambling #south park x reader #south park x reader headcanons #south park x y/n #butters x reader #butters stotch x reader #butters stotch x y/n #Butters Leopold Stotch x reader #Butters smut #Butters x reader smut

[simplylupin]

the fruity four as things my friends have said

eddie: is a back or neck more attractive i need to know everyone’s opinions

GUYS 

THIS IS IMPORTANT CMON

robin: neck.

eddie: wtf neck???

back is superior 

steve: mate a back is a back y’know?

actually idk

nancy: neither are particularly attractive 

steve: i feel like necks if they’re a bit “odd” it’s more insignificant than backs 

cause when a backing is backing...

damn

robin: backing 😭

eddie: no i get exactly what you mean

nancy: what the fuck

~ 

steve: orgasms or music

eddie: music

steve: priorities 

eddie: good music is an orgasm 

~

robin: i just choked 

nancy: oh-

are you...

okay??

robin: i am now

but like i wasn’t 

~ robin: i don’t understand how there has been 360000+ births today 

like that doesn’t compute in my brain

how do 360000+ people have the same birthday ugh i hate that

~

robin: u had a fucking dream about me getting mauled by an alligator-

and stood by with no emotion-

eddie: it was a dream?? i can’t control it 🤨🤨🤨

robin: yeah but it feels personal that u and steve lived but i got chomped

also steve wtf??

why didn’t u jump in and save me?!

steve: eddies dream!!! he’s the mean one

nancy: i had a dream where eddie killed us all

robin: realistic 

~ eddie: would smash

would show u my neck

robin: 😭😭

eddie: lol ofc robin shows up as soon as i mention necks

robin: stfu

eddie: no???

~ robin: vapes are extremely unattractive 

like ew

nancy: especially elf bars

if you’re going to vape at least be eco friendly 

~ 

robin: “i don’t like when everything is grey”

“is that racist to grey people?” - steve

steve: i was talking about vampires.

robin i hate you 

~ eddie: steve 🤤🥵🥵🥵🥵

nancy: .....

robin: what.

eddie: he’s doing the thirst trap pose rn

arm out holding himself up

🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵

steve: eddie.

eddie: what daddy? 🤤🤤

SORRY ABABHABA 

i am so sorry

~ eddie: it’s the full moon tonight don’t wanna make daddy werewolf mad

ew

sorry that was

no

robin: BHAHAHAHAHA I HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT THERE

nancy: eddie u need to touch some proper christian grass- 

steve: i am

horrified 

~

eddie: IM FUCIGNJRNG

GUYS

THERES A FAT SPIDER

RIGHT BY MY BED

IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

nancy: get wayne 😭

robin: photographic evidence or ur lying

*photographic evidence*

robin: EW WTF NO ITS ONE OF THE WEIRD ONES WITH UNNECESSARY LONG LEGS

eddie: I just panicked so hard

woke up steve and he got it 😍😍😍

i can’t fall asleep now wtf

I CAN FEEL IT EVERYWHERE

~ 

robin: i hate honeymoons

eddie: same

robin: just happy couples boning 24/7

eddie: it’s just an excuse for rich people to splash out and have sex in public places 

~ nancy: GUYS WTF MY MUM IS ON MY FYP 😭😭😭😭

robin: WHATSBSBAH

steve: what

nancy: APPARENTLY MIKE HAS A TIKTOK???

steve: WHAT

nancy: wtf why does mike have better legs than me

eddie: HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY HIS ACCOUNT IS GOLD

robin: how many followers does he have?

nancy: 65 lmaooooo

eddie: 66 now 😍

nancy: EDDIE NO

UNFOLLOW HIM

HE’LL HATE ME FOREVER

eddie: no

~ 

steve: i’m just trying to eat my fruit in peace 💔

eddie: oh

what fruit might that be ;))))))

steve: oh my lord

#steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #yes these are all real conversations #steddie #ronance #i love being queer baited #steddie headcanon #ronance headcanon #stranger things #the fruity four

[natsmagi]

hello !! yet another different anon, but just wanted to share this while we’re on the topic of self-criticism - hopefully this doesn’t come off as patronizing, it’s just smth i’ve found helps me as an artist and hopefully it’ll help u :D

i think it’s rlly important to view old art more from the perspective of the feelings u had making it rather than the actual content of the art itself. sure, ur artistic skills have improved a lot over the years, and maybe when ur looking back at ur older work u see a lot of flaws in it - weird anatomy, bad lighting, articles of clothing that don’t make sense, etc (not saying ur old art has any of these i’m just listing examples i’ve had in my own lol) - but u had fun making it !! it’s a drawing of something u loved and still love, and it served its purpose as an outlet to express that love. when people go back and like those old drawings, they’re not seeing it for its flaws - they’re seeing it for the love it represents, a love they probably feel themselves. while it’s good to critique ur own work to some extent for the sake of improvement, people liking ur old stuff is far from cringe-worthy! it’s just someone enjoying something u once enjoyed too, like an internet happiness hand-me-down :)

again, this sort of mindset has rlly helped me personally - i don’t feel as nervous about drawing or posting, bc im just having fun !! it’s ok if it’s kind of janky or has weird details, it was made with love and people can see and appreciate that. nobody ever stops improving or seeing flaws in their work, so its best to focus more on the joy it gave u and push urself towards improvement with the promise of even more joy rather than forcing urself to improve under the threat of feeling ashamed of ur creations

hopefully all of this makes sense i kind of have the shakes rn lol. sorry for the super long ask, i just dont rlly know how to explain all of this in a short way-

hope u are having a fantastic day full of pretty girls !!!!

omg no worries at all!! your message read as very sweet so please dont stress urself out over how u came across!!

AND I DEFINITELY AGREE!! tbh its a mindset i tend to have, but i think where ive lacked is definitely in applying the "im just doing it for fun" logic to past me. i tend to be someone who very much lives in the present and have a bit of a disconnect both from the past and the future, and this can cause me to totally disregard everything about my past self and past work LOL. so honestly having all this put into words has kinda been an "OHH RIGHT" moment for me KASJHFJAHSDKJ

theres also the factor of my audience being bigger now........ im not really someone who likes having alot of eyes on me for various reasons, which sometimes causes me to waver a bit AKJSHFKJH THOUGH ITS NOT THAT BAD. i think most of my shyness comes from having artists i really admire now see my art and im like "FUCK IC ANT HAVE IT LOOK BAD WHAT IF THEY SEE" which can cause me to overthink things But also i tend to forget that those people even follow me 80% of the time. tbh all of my "insecurities" in regards to my art are purely circumstantial and only really present themselves if im in a flustered state, but a large portion of the time im just chilling KJAHSFJKHK

i do also wanna say tho that i think the viewing all art as coming from a place of love sentiment is very sweet........ esp bc in the beginning one of the compliments i got the most was along the lines of "your love for the characters really shines through!!" so to think that, in spite of potential quality, that love is still visibly present makes me very happy.......... Perhaps if u have genuine love for what u do itll shine through no matter what

#Big fan of that “art” thing. Hope we keep it up #ask

[synthe4u]

.cod #5

A/N: I INTRODUCE MY 'DREAMS' aka my writings that would only make sense if I was dreaming (they're not actual dreams)

This will include misspelling, missed punctuation, military inaccuracies, etc. This is not meant to be serious writing. It's more of a hit and run; confusion and never gonna get back to you. i have warned you.

masterlist

No man left behind, but what if Y/n did get left behind. An accident? Or maybe on purpose

“S-shit, guys!” “Evac landing” “Ghost, shit,” they coughed through the smoke. “Fuck damnit,” a few shots went through the air. Nicking his arm but going through his leg. Y/n fell onto one knee, “Ghost! Soap! Anyone?!” They called out for help but none came. They tried their comms but it was broken. No one was coming “Evac now leaving” They looked up to try and see the heli leaving but no sight of it, there was too much smoke.

-

“Hey, guys, where’s Y/n?” Soap asked, the heli was already halfway to base. The guys looked around the aircraft and had no sign of him. They knew he wasn’t in the body bags, they checked each one for enemies. Last time an enemy came through a body bag and nearly leaked their information when they came back to base.

-

You pull out a cigarette, lighting it. Getting mesmerized by the lighter before putting it away. You blew smoke out and looked around.

“Goddamn, this is some good weed” “Got any to share?” Someone was nearby. “Got a penny?” You didn’t care if it was an enemy, your men had left you whether it was on accident or purpose. I mean I know you had your fits with the pilot here and there but it wasn’t that bad.

“I have a euro” “It’ll do”

The person came closer and you got a better view of them. They wore a mask covering their mouth and nose.

“Heyo” “Pass the weed?”

You passed them the stick and they pulled down their mask. There was a scar on their left cheek.

“How’d you get that one?”

The man puffed out the smoke, “that is some good weed. Get what?”

“The scar,” you pointed to your own cheek

“Oh, some guy pulled a knife on me on the street” “Some short story that was” “Haha.” “What are you doing here?” “I’m here to collect the bodies” “One man?” “My team is lazy” “What don’t you kill me?” “You gave me good weed, a hard thing to get out here.” “Would’ve never thought”

The man offered to pull you up out of your sitting position. You grabbed his hand, and yall just stood there.

“Where to now?” “Up to you, I already collected all the bodies” “Do you wanna walk around?” “In a war zone where many have died? Sure” “When you say it like that, it makes it seem bad” “Isn’t it bad?” “It is.”

You both walked around encountering other people who were chill with you being there even though you were their previous enemy.

“Y’all make it seem like y’all are gonna come and stab me when I’m not looking” “Why?” “The kindness is a little much for me”

They go out to hug you and you try to pull away

“Hey! Let go!” “You just need some affection” “I don’t wanna be fuzzy” “Too bad”

Meanwhile as Y/n made a new friend, The base

The boys were down because they lost a friend. He was likely KIA but they didn’t find their body so they’re labeled as MIA.

A call suddenly rang through the base. No one called unless it was important plus not many knew the number to the phone. So it was weird

Price went to answer it, “Hello?”

“Hey Price, so funny story I’m living life rn, like actually. I’m at a resort with these people and it’s like oh my gosh. Can I stay?”

“Y/n?” Price was confused and shocked “Yes captain?” “You’re alive?” “Yes captain”

Soap being. The nosey body he is was listening to the conversation and told the others in the room that y/n was alive. The others were shocked as well to know they were alive.

Soap also told them he was staying at a resort.

Gaz heard that and replied, “What?!” He threw his hands up, “they said they would go with me!”

Soap also told them you wanted to stay but Price said no.

Y/n being lazy told them to come pick them up in a fancy car to make it seem like they’re rich.

Y/n exchanged numbers with the people he was with and told them he was leaving. The others were down of course but knew that y/n would return next time he had his leave as what he had said.

#synthe4u 'dreams' #synthe4u #cod x reader #call of duty #cod imagine #cod price #captain price #cod gaz #cod kyle #cod soap #abandoned reader #straight copy and paste from notes #wrote this: may 3/2023 #you prolly can tell i want a vacation #please i wanna be rich...

[anime-grimmy]

My thoughts on Pokemon Scarlet and Violet

The game’s been out for almost a week now and Ive blasted through it in like 3 days because my sick ass couldn’t really do much but lay around and suffer anyways. Rn I’m trying to fill my Pokedex and I’ve started a second, way slower playthrough to really enjoy everything the game’s got to offer.

Criticism

So, Pokemon’s first open world game. We’ve all seen the memes, the game has a lot of bugs and especially performance issues. While I have not run into a high amount of glitches, except for some visual stuttering and one shut down, the performance of this game is sometimes atrocious. And this coming from someone who plays Monster Hunter World on an old laptop at 30fps where more than half the textures don’t even load. Sometimes the game dances on the line of death when it loads in too many Pokemon, or god forbid you’re on water because your switch will sound like a chainsaw trying to cut through a stubborn trunk.

And it really IS a shame, because the concepts and ideas of this game are a lot of fun! Like, this game IS fun but it does get bogged down by its issues a lot. Also bcs it does not have dynamic level scaling. Don’t tell me I can go everywhere and do anything, but then throw me in a zone I can’t go through. Don’t get me wrong, the whole “I SHOULD NOT BE HERE YET” experience is very funny and makes you look forward to going back to places, but the layout is just confusing. At the start, Nemona tells you the West Gate is for the first Gym Challenge, Arven tells you the East Gate is for the first Titan. You’d assume either way you go, the challenges in that zone are at least around the same levels but NOPE. You can beat the Gym Leader on the side of the first Titan relatively easily, but try to take on the Team Star base in the same area and be sure to suffer. This weird layout design goes through most of the game. Like, why is the Gym Leader that’s FARTHER North than Grucia weaker than him??? Like, you kinda HAVE to go through his town to get to the other one. It just does NOT make any sense!

 I wanna say that Game Freak just needed more time but we know that even a year more wouldn’t have helped much, because Game Freak just isn’t a studio that’s equipped to do everything they set out to do. They’re short development time makes them build the games on an already wonky base, so even if they did suddenly extend the development by a year, I don’t think much would have changed since they had a faulty game design from the start. It pisses me off so much how Game Freak won’t or can’t reach out for help, they always try to keep everything in their small little team and not let outside hands touch their product (which ofc also is because of all the branding around it), but with their short 3 year development cycle, these guys just aren’t fit for the job to make the games they want to and the people demand. For fuck’s sake, they’re the biggest media franchise on earth, I do not understand what makes them think that one more year of development from the start or an extension of their team would do to fuck that over. So far the people stick with their games because they give us glimmers of hope and lure us in with great Pokemon and characters, but if this continues, they are slowly but surely going to lose their status as top franchise.

Because not making a game with this low res run well on the switch when the Xenoblade’s Chronicles games can be played on the system is unacceptable.

The Good stuff

Now that Ive got the negative stuff out of the way, I can go to stuff I really enjoyed. Because while I do have my fair share of criticism, this game also did a lot I liked.

For one, I am deeply saddened they removed the chugging balls mechanic from Arceus, this just makes catching Pokemon a hassle again. However, I do like the autobattle mechanic. It’s a bit rough because your Pokemon are so slow and once you run for 3 steps they’re back in their Pokeballs. But it’s a nice mechanic to get some off hands exp when traveling from place to place.

Speaking of traversal, I really love Kuraidon. The sound design of this Pokemon is immaculate, I love the scaly boy, he has so much personality and I love how you’re unlocking HMs for him through the Herba Mystica. It’s such a stupid pun but I love it.

As for the other new Pokemon, I’m hit and miss on them. A lot feel weirdly Fakemon. Like, the Flamingo and the Stork don’t feel like real Pokemon to me. Others, however, I really really liked. The Smoliv line is one of my new fav Gras types, Fuecoco has no braincells and I love him for that, and this game did give us some awesome new bug and fairy types. DUDE, A BREAD DOG?! HE’S SO CUTE!!(Spoiler for endgame)

And then the ancient Pokemon. I do prefer the ancient Mons to the futuristic ones tbh, and I like the concept also way more of trying to bring back old, extinct Pokemon to live alongside the present ones than bringing some from the future. Dude, like, the ancient Volcarona is so fucking cool, it’s my fav of the old mons.

(spoiler territory)

But on to the one thing I truly loved about Scarlet and Violet, the characters. Specifically the main three, Nemona, Arven and Penny (and Mr. Clavell/Clive). I never thought I’d like Penny and Arven at the start but holy shit they grew on me. Even Nemona, who I figured I’d like, took a turn in character I hadn’t expected.

Let’s start off with Penny since I have the least to say about her. It was pretty obvious she’s the leader of Team Star from the start, right? The predictability aside, while the Team Star story was nothing to write home about, by the end I did feel attached to this group of misfits, and Penny’s relationship with them is so sweet. Like, when after the game you can join her looking after the team Star bosses to see if they’re doing well in school, it’s so adorable. What I like about Penny though is how surprisingly sassy she is. Freaking hacker Otaku with no chill, I love it.

Then, Nemona. She’s like the epitome of a “nice” rival. I like that from the start it’s established that she is a great trainer, since she already has the Champion title, but the fact she chooses to start from scratch to grow alongside you just screams how much she loves battling and respects a good journey. She wants you to be the best because she sees your potential and she just knows she’ll have the best battle in her life if she helps you out. She’s a mix of a rival/mentor character, who at the same time kind of has a screw loose since battling is all she thinks about. But it all comes from an honest place and the fact she doesn’t act as a cheerleader and actually challenges you in battle when you’re not ready for it, makes her a great rival.

Lastly, Arven. (BIG spoilers) My sweet baby boy, I cannot believe Game Freak dumped so much trauma on you. It was obvious from the start that he had some parental issues, I did not expect it to be year long neglect. I mean, he hasn’t seen the prof in YEARS and has NO memories of playing together with his parent? And apparently his other parent walked out on them the MOMENT he was born??? Then he gets a dying dog, which thankfully got better (it did make me teary eyed by the end ngl) but then the one who’s actually dead is the PROFESSOR???? I hate how quickly he got over the fact, the dude just found out his parent who he hasn’t seen in years is fucking DEAD and has been for YEARS. I mean, I’m happy this makes him find new ambition and a new path in life but fuck me, let the boy process this for a bit.

But yeah, Arven’s story was my fav (im very weak for dogs ok.) Though, all coming together in the end and you running alongside your friends down the Great Crater was so damn cute istg. And the dialogue between them, getting to know each other, is so damn good. You see some different sides of them, showing interest in someone else but you, and it gives them some more dimension, I love it.

Now if Game Freak just FINALLY added voice acting, at least for the damn CUTSCENES, I’d be the happiest. Like dude, that last emotional cutscene really needed some raw emotional voice deliveries.

But yeah, all in all, Scarlet and Violet has a ton of fucking problems, but it also has a lot of good sides to it. Now if Game Freak just took it’s fucking time and accepted some help, they truly could make a great game from the get go.

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scvi #thoughts #review #rambling #i really enjoyed the game #but it has a ton of issues #i do love the characters thought #such babies

[toxicyurituesday]

talk about ur ocs, now. this is a threat

Hi Anon bot I’m gonna assume is one of my mutuals onsite or offsite do you even know what you’re asking me to do

Adding cws as I go, someone tell me if I missed something

A lot of this is word vomit

Spoilers for my fangan except idrc because I’m never doing anything with it

Fallen Cards [ Danganronpa ] 3/16

CWs: Murder, strong language, child abuse, alcohol, abandonment, hospital, death

Suki Hikosaburo

Okay so I think I use she/her/clove/clover for this bitch maybe idk.

Clove’s the protagonist of Falling Cards‼️ Yunno despite me not using her like ever because honestly I don’t find her that interesting to roleplay with

Anyways clove originally started off as just Kiyo’s love interest who didn’t go to Hope’s Peak but somehow ended up in the killing game bc she’s special

Now she’s the Ultimate Private Investigator 👌 She gathers information for her brother Chinen to use in court cases

She’s really desensitized to murder and comes off as really insensitive during the investigations

Suki is very headstrong, it’s her way or the high way

^ That actually ends up nearly killing Hoshi ( and indirectly kills glooms if she fucks up during Chapter 4 )

Backstory stuff timeeee

Clove grew up in an upper class household

Has the whole picture perfect family ( 1 mom, 1 dad, 1 brother, and her ) going on here

Anyways her mom runs a private investigation firm

Suki went to a private school

During her second year one of the teachers was murdered

This bitch stuck clover nose where it shouldn’t and ended up getting 2 students and another teacher arrested

Homegirl is fucking ecstatic that she got it right and somehow convinces her mom to let her intern at the private investigation firm when she’s 14

Good job ig 😥

Just realized Maru might be reading this hi Maru don’t tell anybody in the Discord about the Hoshi stuff please and thank you

Anyways

She’s 16

Originally I was gonna put clover in a poly relationship w/ Kiyo and Sonoda but that’s on that backseat burner rn cause fuck love more murder

Friends with: Chinen, Kiyo, Sonoda, Umeko, Umeda, and Aoki

Chinen Hikosaburo

Ooooh we do not talk about why he was created in the first place

Anyways he’s straight now bc of that

The only cishet guy ever

He has the fattest crush on Kiyo ( who acts like they don’t know because they’re not willing to lose a friend and does not at all like him in that way )

Honestly the only reason I ship SuKiyo nowadays is so that I can say Chinen got cucked by his sister lmao

Hi Maru if you’re reading this SatoKiyo4lifers

He has so many friends what

Ladies’ man ( apologetic )

He’s persuasive! And kinda manipulative but we don’t talk about that

Is it weird to call your own oc hot cause if not 😁

I’m kidding he’s just well dressed

I have a twisted view on what frat boys act like and that is exactly what Chinen is

Anyways he’s Suki’s twin‼️

He’s the Ultimate Lawyer

Guy won a shit ton of debates AND got something in his town’s law changed

He says he’s hot shit and he means it

Friends with: Suki, Kiyo, Sonoda, Mizuki, Takeshi, and Aster

Kiyo Watanabe/Brooke Allen

“Koro do you ever shut up about them” Of course I do how do you think I catch my breath? Through my nose? Anyways

Kisses them on the cheek then throws the box I put them in into the ocean ( affectionate )

The only reason they’re the Ultimate Florist is bc at the time I was obsessed over Flowershop AUs

It ended up working out really well so

Their hair is dyed brown, natural hair color is black

They’re nearsighted and cannot see out of one eye completely

Anyways I wanna talk about their backstory

Their actual name is Brooke Allen ( they never had it legally changed to Kiyo Watanabe for some reason??? They’re fine with being called Brooke btw, they actually kinda like it better than Kiyo [ bonus points for Brookie /j don’t call em that ] )

So anyways they’re white British and lived in England for the first 12 years of their life

Their dad was named Remington [ Remi for short ] and he ran a somewhat popular business

Their mom’s named Heather and she had no job

Remington was uh,,,,an alcoholic

Honestly he never did anything to Brooke when drunk cause he always passed out, but it was annoying for her to have to drag him from the couch and to his bed

It was when he was sober

He wanted Brooke to take over the business when he retired so he pushed their education to the extreme

Whenever they got a question wrong, he would drag a needle across their skin just enough to draw blood

They have a lot of fading scars bc of this, and are very ashamed of them

One day he kinda punched Brooke in the eye while they had their glasses on

And ended up breaking the glass and completely scarring their left eye, hence why they can’t see through it present day

He actually hugged Brooke after that but that’s like the only “”””affection”””””” he showed them ever

Heather doesn’t do jack shit because she’s normalized this behavior

Fast forward to when they’re like 13

The family is in Japan for a year bc Remi got a contract

During this time Brooke meets an old man named Akira who runs a flower shop

Neither Remington nor Heather really cared about where Brooke went as long as they weren’t dead

So Brooke went over to this flower shop every day

Sometimes Akira would give them candy for helping move pots around for him

Most of the time they would just hang around his kitten Ultra Gurl Strawberry ( or Ugs for short )

Or some of the regulars ( specifically Alicia, Daku, and Chinen )

At the end of the year Akira closed his shop down for the day and took Brooke out for ice cream and they said their goodbyes :)

Yunno until Heather collared them to a bike pole in some fit of desperation to keep them in Japan bc she’s seen how much happier they were

Brooke was stuck in the rain until the next day

Alicia, her boyfriend Daku, and some friends are in the area and find this drenched 14 year old passed out on the floor and chained to a bike pole

They can’t break the chains and none of them have charged phones so they pound on the flower shop’s door because it’s like the closest shop

Akira drives to his shop to get ready for the day and sees this group of teenagers panicking

Brooke’s still asleep/passed out despite all the racket

Akira ends up breaking the chains off with a plier ( wasn’t able to break off all the chains w/o hurting Brooke )

Brooke ended up in the hospital and didn’t wake up until the next day

A bunch of this is emotional stuff and I cannot put that into words so we’re skipping to the adoption 👌

Daku’s moms ( Akira [ a different Akira ] and Amai ] adopt Brooke

Remington is paid off to fuck off

Alicia is still Brooke’s best friend

Also while Brooke is helping old man Akira run his flower shop, Chinen offers to find a new name for them

Brooke is reluctant but decides to forget their past entirely

They’re Kiyo now

Old man Akira dies btw

Kiyo is devastated

He ended up passing his flower shop onto Kiyo

Anyways Kiyo dresses goth because Amai and Daku do it

I’m gonna come back to this w/ more characters because this alone took me a shit ton of time to write and my phone’s at 10 percent

#dr:fc

[harleythealter]

I disassociated so hard in the dentist today and then vaguely thought “I wonder who’s present rn. I wonder who’s processing all of this for me?” and brought myself bad to the full reality of what was happening to me. And it was painful. What a horrible way to resurface.

And then ontop of that I had this horrible(imo) interaction with somebody. It got quiet. The kind of quiet it gets when you’re having a staring contest. And so whenever she’d explain to me the devastation of my teeth, she’d pause and my brain just started going fucking nuts because “this is where you say something” echoed inside my head but I knew for a fact it was not. Anyways. That was the most painful explanation ever. But I really appreciated this new dentist for actually explaining what they were doing to me and what they were looking at and let me see the pictures they took and helped me comprehend them.

Which. Both terrified me because I’ve had a clean dental record for damn near 7 years or something wild and suddenly I go to a new dentist and they’re like… haha… uhm here’s 7 cavities. It’s going to cost over $1300. (In a professional way tho). And I’m pissed off because when they explained how they spotted the cavities on two of my teeth I was like… I think those have been there since my last checkup where the old dentist said I’m all good. And I’m so confused now. But I didn’t say that because it was so awkward. Thank fuck my mom wasn’t there to see the initial check in.

Also why do adults go into so much detail about how painful it is to have cavities when we’re kids. When I was a child I thought “that sounds horrible” and shrugged it off. Now as an adult I see the great fear.

Also like. Will they let me wear my noice cancelling headphones while they work on the cavities? I’m so fucking scared. Adults really gotta figure out what not to say around children with the belief that there won’t be consequences.

Anyways. We talked about flossing and when my teeth were being cleaned, the person helping could hardly get the flosser between some of the teeth. It was so hard to explain to the doctor who did the real evaluation that like. I get discouraged by how hard it is. I can’t get around my retainer or back by my wisdom teeth(I have a jaw locking problem weird ass thing and can���t open my mouth much). And I want to floss but I don’t know how. So they gave me a whole bunch of tools and she suggested something expensive or something that basically blasts water at my teeth to help with flossing. So… there’s that. We’ll see if the other stuff works first. It’s not that I don’t want to floss but I cut my fingers open with flosser string cuz I saw so much to get it into my teeth. But floss picks shred after one tooth.

At least my new dentist is super kind.

They were like. Wanna set up your 6 month cleaning. And I had to awkwardly think like… we go once every two years but uhm… sure. Well that failed cuz I’m gone during the six month period so I’m basically going back in 11 months.

Im so scared to tell my mom about what they found. And even more scared to go back.

#harleythealter #:p #tw dentist #new dentist #I can’t believe I broke my no cavities streak

[avtracker]

friday, march 29, 2024

woke up at 9:30 am

shower at 9:45

i have work at 12, so im leaving around 11

10:08 in starting to get dressed and i’m thinking about what i want to do with my life, what i wanna create. i have a couple ideas (and one is in progress!) but all i know for sure is i feel like im born to be some kind of entertainer, in one way or another. thinking about the people i look (or looked) up to and recognizing that they’re like digital renaissance men; music, comedy, sketches, even podcasts or talk shows. i feel like i have a lot to say, but idk how to start or what to start with, which sounds weird to say but it’s how i feel. i should probably finish getting dressed now, i have work today.

i skipped class once again—it started at 10:10, lol. just no energy with the whole “school thing” ig. c’est la vie

(i just don’t like traditional school or traditional jobs; i wanna do something new and exciting and unique. i want to MAKE something of myself)

10:32 i just cleaned the kitchen and took out the trash. turns out the dish soap dispenser got knocked over and spilled all over the counter so i cleaned that. currently running the dishwasher and the dryer, too. there’s still some dishes in/next to the sink, so i hope my dad isn’t too upset. it’s just a couple cutting boards and knives (from all the cheese i’ve been eating) and a pan i haven’t washed yet lol

5:47p just got on discord with em, summarizing work rn: i felt very faint and almost passed out many times, due to not eating and only consuming a monster in the morning. but i had a lemon loaf and then got Cookout with my tip money otw home. chicken strips there are D-tier on god. i listened to Ride’s new album 2x already, going for listen #3 while we play civ v lol. it’s awesome

8:25p played some civ v with em and liam. i’m actually kinda sweating (from fear). liam’s trad/lib strat is going surprisingly well and im afraid he’ll nuke me lol. i think em has been playing strong too, overall im p worried. i did war liam briefly (didn’t kill anything) bc he converted Wittenberg to taoism (the fuck 😡 /j), so i hope he doesn’t harbor any resentment in this game. victory isn’t quite as close as id have hoped and there’s a lot of opposition (em and liam are genuinely good and capable players). i feel way better now that ive eaten; i have to remember to make breakfast tomorrow morning!!!

i have work tomorrow morning (9am). i’m gonna try to go to bed at a reasonable time (10p).

overall today has felt kinda good, apart from almost blacking out a bunch due to no food (lol). i didn’t feel very much sadness, just stress/dread about classes that i’m avoiding (which ik makes things worse but i can’t help it 😭). i’ll see my dad after work tomorrow so that’ll be refreshing; it’s been 2.5 weeks since he went abroad. having good food will be nice too, since he cooks at lot and i don’t cook well (cooking is stressful! i do like baking tho :D) i think i’m gonna try to track what i eat, too, in the new month

tomorrow i’m probably gonna play some terraria after spending time with my dad and then i want to work on some projects: my semi-secret infomercial-based project and maybe some music. i wanna finish the demo for this song about justin, and im gonna go visit my friend sam this summer and hopefully record a split with him and he’s gonna help me with the instrumentals for this song. i’ve been thinking about justin a lot,,, i miss him, or at least who he used to be. it sucks having a friend that totally betrays you and everything you are, yk? oh well, ig. cest la vie lol

i’d also like to do some reading this year. i wanna read Scythe (Neil Shusterman), Interesting Facts About Space (Emily Austin) i’ve been really wanting to read, as well as the classic Fallout: Equestria (Kkat)

- 8:40pm

[punkscowardschampions]

Ronali & Cali

Ali: [When you have collected yourself and got yourself out of the old caravan, track down this boy, wherever he may be, I’m sure you’ve brought him some kind of food for his hangover because that sort of bear]

Ronan: [Why was my brain immediately like oh I bet he was playing football or whatever with those little kids, simply unnecessary even if he is that sort of bear]

Ali: [My boo is trying to shame wizard this gal so hard I’m loling, trust, we’re feeling the awkwardness no matter how hard we power through, please come and get this food, sir ‘or I’m gonna eat it’ because I feel like you have forgotten to in your haste to get here]

Ronan: [Whatever this food is, breaking it in half and giving her some, the smaller half because he’s still just a boy and we can’t be that soft, but still, it’s fine and it feels natural despite the awkwardness there is between y’all because he’s scared he’s impregnated Carly but can’t tell her about it cos we don’t wanna talk about the deets of that hookup]

Ali: [do a lil smile and cheers with your half of this breakfast sandwich or whatever, giving him a little shoulder nudge like hey as you take your first bite so you can’t actually say it out loud, covering your mouth for politeness’ sake when you do talk ‘still got time for footie?’ like oh okay, you’re not THAT grown up now, good to know]

Ronan: [taking his own big bite, which is basically the entire thing, so he doesn’t have to answer, so doing it with a shrug like these littler kids wore him down, which we know they did because they are pains in the arse and he just goes along with whatever peeps want in this era, kicking the ball, which those same kids have abandoned cos Johnny shouted at them, to her]

Ali: [shaking your head affectionately, could be at him or these nuisance children, we know it isn’t at y’all rn because she’s PISSED but you know, kick this ball back and forth whilst you eat this food in silence that isn’t awkward despite the elephant in the room you’re both aware of ‘seen your brother?’ quietly so not just anyone can overhear, ‘cos we know he’s fucked up but we haven’t seen him ourself]

Ronan: [‘got myself the one look before ma shooed us all out’ because in my head it’s that bad their mother has literally had to take care of this boy, cos not gonna go to hospital about it but really should, said like it’s casual and not horrible because the weird and complicated feelings he would have about this]

Ali: [‘he knew what would happen’ not as callous as that sounds because we’re trying to act like we’ve got more concern for Moses than we do ‘what else did he mean by bringing it for everyone to see?’ with our own shrug]

Ronan: [a nod, because that’s all true, kicking the ball away somewhere and sitting himself down somewhere else, knowing she will too next to him]

Ali: [obviously do, knocking your knee against his that’s nearest to you ‘and if it were about sides, at least they’re on yours?’ because at least they didn’t just all take the piss]

Ronan: [‘true enough’ because he definitely expected more pisstaking than he’s received hence he went through with it in the first place and didn’t just run away, picking something out of her hair that he doesn’t know is scut from that old caravan floor with an amused head tilt and smile like lol you what’s that]

Ali: [taking it from his fingers to inspect and then throw on the floor like God knows lol ‘swear I’ve showered’ just like you’re still a wreck from this party or something ‘you know you can talk about it with me’ as if it’s a casual add on to your chitchat there, holding his hand for just long enough to give it a squeeze ‘as you can’t exactly be honest with anyone else’ shrugging like, you don’t have to but the offer is on the table]

Ronan: [‘me too, like’ with a lol but in that self conscious way when you feel like you could look like a massive state because you lowkey feel like a wreck in your head with everything that’s happened, hence all the self conscious body language to go with that he isn’t bothering to hide from her ‘I had her swear not to tell you nothing’ like how can I really, but keeping the tone way more casual than he feels there]

Ali: [‘she hasn’t’ just to confirm that you have not been gossiping about him because that’s not the vibe at all ‘I just care how you feel about it all’ ‘cos tell us as much or as little as you want ‘you can’t say that much to Carls, even’ ‘cos we know you don’t want to hurt her feelings obvs]

Ronan: [‘was I wrong for saying she’s not to, though?’ because it’s only occurring to him now, my sweet slow boy, that this means she has nobody she can talk to about it either as y’all aren’t talking to each other rn obvs, literally scratching his head about it like um]

Ali: [shake your head ‘she understood why, what you meant’ because we do believe that and know you weren’t being like Moses about it like keep my name out your mouth vibes ‘I can talk about her with her, like’ ‘cos we all know you slept together so we can discuss Carly’s fears without getting into the nitty gritty, like that isn’t even against what you said so don’t worry]

Ronan: [another nod because you know Carly and you too believe that she understood the vibe and she knows you and likes you so that part isn’t a massive worry really in the scheme of things ‘and have you?’ just asking how she is because he do care, they’re friends and they’ve known each other long enough for her to be his first kiss so]

Ali: [‘next stop’ gesturing at your bag because you invariably have some breakfast etc in there for Carly too ‘talked to her a bit after, when she’d taken herself to bed’ ‘cos you did and that’s assurance she’s not in an absolute state because we would know if she were]

Ronan: [a lil smile like oh you, cos we love that she’s this bitch, after a pause while we ponder how to get into all this ‘she’ll be after keeping on as we were, do you reckon? ‘Cause of it being more about Mosey for her than me?’ when you’re like I sure do hope Carly isn’t in love with me]

Ali: [doing little ta-da fingers at your bag ‘cos it’s Mary Poppins with the amount of random shit you’re always carting about, doing a little smile like oh you at him yourself ‘I reckon so, have to ask her for the guarantee but’ because yes we do but not gonna speak for Carly so hard to confirm it]

Ronan: [‘I do like her, but, you know’ awkwardly and blushing a lil bit cos yes Ronan we all know you like Ali more rn, god bless you, looking away from this gal and scuffing his shoe along the ground ‘be best if we can go back to how we was’ when Ali is beyond included in that we, even harder than Carly is, I can’t, soz you can’t go back sir cos the jali train is full steam]

Ali: [‘I’m pretty sure all she wants is to be mates again, yeah’ tactfully acting like you don’t notice his blushing or looking away because you’re kind, even if it has you rubbing the back of your neck yourself ‘it’ll sort itself all out and Mosey will be humbled enough when he’s better he won’t be no bother about it’]

Ronan: [when you wanna say something about the distinction between how you and Carly were mates before and how you and Ali were, and you think still are because obvs you don’t know about jali and that you won’t get to kiss her all day again for a long time, but you don’t know how to verbalise any of that or if you even really want to, so you let it drop, but it’s clearly there hanging between y’all and Ali will know]

Ali: [doing a sigh that’s meant to convey a kind of phew, now we’ve sorted that energy but is also partially a real one at the awkwardness of this, covering it by resting your head on his shoulder as a comforting its okay gesture for you both]

Ronan: [me just sat here knowing this boy is gonna take that in the literal opposite way she means it, oh lads, catch this boy stroking her hair like in those gifs rn, thanks I hate it, no offence Ronan]

Ali: [when you really should move but you don’t because you aren’t a perfect person and you can say it’s only platonic or you thought it was when y’all are blurring those lines and no one is really speaking on it and saying what they mean, life is messy and so are we lmao ‘so you’re okay?’]

Ronan: [‘now, yeah’ literally because of this moment happening, because he was obvs worried that Ali would be upset that he lost his virginity to Carly instead of her and things would blow up between them all for that reason, though we know she isn’t and that’s the reason it’s awkward, soz boy]

Ali: [we’re a little salty at the whole thing but mainly because we think you deserve better than that game that wasn’t about you but as I’ve said previously, there’s no saying that without sounding like you’re massively jealous and slagging off Carly, so we’re keeping that one under our hat ‘long as you are’ nudging his shoulder affectionately with your forehead before sitting up again]

Ronan: [‘it’ll sort itself, how you said’ like it’s that simple and that’s the end of it, because this boy is a simple soul, bless him and he’s like if Ali says it, it’s true cos she’s much smarter than I am, putting his arm around her and pulling her into him, in a chill but not at all chill at the same time way]

Ali: [‘everything always does, soft lad’ we do believe that, even if we’re aware there’s some more going on bts that you won’t love, scousing at you for affection’s sake as we return this hug]

Ronan: [this boy just buzzing now, oh sir, the absolute u-turn of his mood because he spoke to this gal for a sec, just trying to show that his crush has him in a chokehold in this era but he isn’t gonna make the first move about it]

Ali: [you’re doing amazing sweetie, me like thank GOD we got Carly to namedrop when we need to get out of here because you can’t just be like welp anyway ‘sorry he ruined your birthday’ because we know Moses is not apologising to you properly and someone should]

Ronan: [‘it weren’t too bad’ yes it was sir, we don’t need to downplay it but we get it, that’s who you are atm]

Ali: [shrugging him off, not dramatically because not our drama to strop off about but we are not a Moses stan ‘you’re too young for him to pull that sort of shit with’ because it gives your 18th if you have shitty friends or whatever, not your 12th]

Ronan: [shaking his head, genuinely believing this because gypsies grow up quicker and it’s honestly mad the things y’all are doing and when and how that’s normal for you ‘John boy wasn’t much older himself and he’s himself’ shade like this boy is a nun not knowing what’s been occurring, I cannot resist]

Ali: [‘it still should’ve been your decision’ because it weren’t and we don’t like that at all, pretend you didn’t just flinch at his name and act like you’re just grossed out at the mention and THAT horrified]

Ronan: [finding out about when your currently secret bf who took your virginity lost his, nbd ‘you always say it don’t matter, and it’s a…’ trailing off cos he can’t remember the words for a social construct because Ali would say that ‘you know’]

Ali: [raising your brows and doing an amused lol like oh ‘you do listen… s’awkward’ like you’re always chatting shit and he should not bants ‘matters if you’re up for it, still’]

Ronan: [joining in this lol, nudging her like yeah I do listen faithfully thank you ‘ah well, I got it up, so’ for the bants like lest the narrative be I could and did not, which would be worse]

Ali: [doing a clap and shaking our head like lol ‘congratulations, boy, what more could you ask for, like’]

Ronan: [giving a playful push like yeah okay shh when it was in fact you who said that, sir and nobody asked you to]

Ali: [messing up his hair in retaliation ‘bet you didn’t need to think of her mum or nothing’ dangerous throwing back to that convo rn but it’s a funny thing to say thus we clearly must]

Ronan: [doing a LOL, by which I mean a much louder lol than they’ve been talking or he expected to do, therefore looking around to see if anyone’s being nosy about it but it adds to the bit cos it looks like you’re just looking to see if Carly’s mum is around ‘she probably taught her everything she knows, sure’ when you mean that to also be funny but it’s just uncomfortably close to the uncomfortable truth of Carly’s life and the not nice things everyone else says about her so you then wish you didn’t]

Ali: [just exchanging a look ‘cos you know he wasn’t trying to be that person with it but also how it is too close to home, clearing your throat like yeah, I know ‘better go check on them’ sounding as up for that as you’re feeling by this point, soz girl]

Ronan: [doing the thing where he like reaches out and puts his hands on her shoulders as a stopping her from going measure even though she hasn’t got up to leave yet and is still sat where y’all are, because you don’t wanna leave it like this with the last thing you said being that and sounding like a dick, but just looking at her cos you don’t actually know what to say/there are too many things you could that neither of you are ready to discuss]

Ali: [putting your hand on his opposite shoulder like it’s cool ‘I know you’re her friend’ because there is a clear and obvious difference there ‘if anything, I started it’ but with a shrug like it wasn’t that deep from me either, obviously, as for the rest, you know that isn’t going to be addressed right now, where would either of you begin ‘I-’ and just shaking your head like nah, not now]

Ronan: [‘I’ve not talked to her’ because he hasn’t since whoever left that caravan first and what you said during the hookup doesn’t exactly count either, and that doesn’t sit right with him clearly or feel like something a friend would do ‘spoke up for her neither’ cos remembering that he did not say a word in her defence in that group chat and we all get why but again, he doesn’t love it for himself, even though he blatantly doesn’t know what to say or where to start in that instance either, which is why he can let her starting but not finishing that sentence drop without making a thing of it]

Ali: [‘What would you have said? There wasn’t anything, really, that was kind of the point’ like you and Carly both looked like idiots, as was Moses’ plan ‘you can start the conversation whenever’ gesturing like you could go see her now if you wanted instead but we don’t think you will ‘text can be easier ‘til it’s less weird’]

Ronan: [a shrug because it’s all true, what could he really have said then, and a shift in his seat that he isn’t even aware of, just like he’s instinctively trying to back away from the way she is gesturing like no thank you, for reasons of her mum possibly being there as much as the thought of talking to Carly herself IRL rn ‘I’ll text her then’ like yeah good idea, will you though boy, I am unconvinced]

Ali: [‘She’s used to Moses’ as a definitive statement there because we can all see he was being delightful and Carly was just allowing it, so anything you do, unfortunately, is going to go over well here, doing a sigh because it sounds bitchy but you can’t help that that’s how it is]

Ronan: [‘She’s already loads to compare us by’ with a face that displays how much you hate the thought of the comparison of you two boys’ powers of seduction but that you know she will be and has, and ofc the knowledge that whatever you did in that caravan she’ll prefer Moses’ antics, which again doesn’t sit right with you, so the idea that she could also think you’re like him in the aftermath is horrible]

Ali: [giving him another hug even though you fully intended to start properly getting up then because that is a horrible thought and you hate that for him ‘she’ll never say nothing, she knows the reception she’d get’ ‘cos not like any of these boys are allowing Carly to say a thing about them]

Ronan: [‘she’s not like that’ cos she isn’t, she would keep a secret until her death if you asked her to ‘she never talked to nobody about the kisser I were before, she was dead nice about it’ because bless you hun, I just imagine it wasn’t good, you strike me as someone who always has really crap firsts, soz, but then improves incredibly to like the point of Neville’s glow up in the films, you know what I mean]

Ali: [smiling because it’s cute ‘and even if she prefers, whatever they did, doesn’t mean what you did was shit’ because it doesn’t, not even pandering to you there]

Ronan: [we ALL know she just doesn’t know what to do with someone who isn’t treating her like shit and this boy knows it too, so smiling back sadly, nodding his head towards the direction of her gaff like go and check on her, because it is sad and we wish it was different for this gal cos she is our friend]

Ali: [getting yourself up like yep, better do this ‘see you later, Ro’ running your hand across his shoulders as you walk past and towards Carly’s]

Ronan: [cheers a random object in her direction, idk something nearby you can grab, like she did the breakfast food to wave her off]

Ali: [do a little curtsey as you’re literally letting yourself in this caravan to find this gal because we don’t care if your mother is here although for writing’s ease, we should say you are not ma’am because you’ll be like a third character and we don’t need that lmao]

Carly: [we really don’t that would be so annoying cos she is such an extra character clearly and behaves more immaturely than either of y’all, allow me to set the scene of what Ali is walking in on because Carly is having a BREAKDOWN so there’s loud af music hitting Ali immediately as she walks in, probably Abba lol, something that’s giving happy but actually sad, and this girl is dancing around manically drinking god knows what from a bottle because the vibe is we’ve been doing this for a minute and we’ve really hit the tail end of her mother’s hun booze stash, just trying to pretend everything is normal and we’re having fun and we don’t care about any of it]

Ali: [when you were not prepared to walk in on this scene because you’re always amazed that everyone is just leaving y’all to it to be this messy and not caring, although you should not be surprised at the hypocrisy ‘cos it’s the same with your fam, everyone wants to look and chat but not get involved, just flicking the lights on and off to get her attention so she doesn’t get spooked, trying to catch her eye like hey girl, what’s all this then energy]

Carly: [when you finally realise she’s there which is taking longer than it should because booked and busy with these chaotic scenes, dancing over to her like you would if she entered a party and not this and you were so so happy to see her, hugging her SO big which is another clue that you’re not okay cos you’re lowkey clinging to her for a sec here before you realise that is not meant to be the vibe and then you let go, lol and hold the random af gross bottle out to her]

Ali: [hugging her back and trying to steer her towards the sofa or a kitchen stool or anything you can to see if she’ll sit with you, taking the bottle with you like you’re drinking it or have every intention of but of course you’re not actually having any and are just dancing it away as you go to put the kettle on and get out two mugs like this is your kitchen, also getting the breakfast things out of your bag and preparing them because sure there’s more need because you’d bring Carly swaggier stuff than whatever you brought Ronan just ‘cos]

Carly: [watching her do this, genuinely amused and also puzzled like what is this gal doing rn this is a party but we love her so much, changing the song from whatever it was to ‘slipping through my fingers’ for the bants because she’s being such a mum friend rn and literally saying to her ‘you’re such a mammy’ having to lowkey shout it over the song, adding ‘I think?’ with another lol cos she’s obvs nothing like poor Carly’s, but then this gal bursting into tears which we know is because she doesn’t wanna be pregnant by Ronan, or anyone, but Ali doesn’t]

Ali: [just laughing until we are not because it was all going so well until we have to leave this food on the counter and come get you and turn this damn music down as we do, properly holding you like you do when someone’s crying and you gotta let them get it out in their own time]

Carly: [this girl SOBBING being like ‘I can’t do it’ and ‘I’m so stupid’ etc between said sobs is such heartbreaking foreshadowing to when this is actually real in a few years ‘I never thought he’d not know to, but I should’ve, why would he, like?’ just lowkey not making sense because she doesn’t know the lack of a pullout mishap but you’re too drunk and sad and you’re assuming she knows everything you know]

Ali: [‘What happened?’ as calmly as you can, smoothing her hair down because you kinda think you get it from the context clues but you also don’t want to jump to any conclusions that don’t need to be jumped to here ‘It’ll be okay, we’ll sort it’ just standard and true whatever this is]

Carly: [‘it was grand ‘til the end’ immediately stopping yourself like actually no that is not correct ‘sure look, okay, not grand but-’ stopping yourself of reasons that you promised you’d not share deets and drunk as you are, you will not ‘Moses always just’ and doing a mime with her fingers of what we mean here because if anyone needed proof these are children ‘and it’s all my own fault’ goes without saying we’re crying through this]

Ali: [almost laughing, like so close, but only with you and because we’re relieved this is not actually the dire situation it would appear from the mess you are in, still, thankfully we did not lol but the ‘Oh, Carls’ is such mum vibes again like you silly billy ‘that’s okay, sure, a little awkward but we’ll say it’s for me if you’d rather’ because I’m sure the pharmacy people are like HOW OLD but they can’t deny it to you, surely, they might have to tell your parents if you’re under 13 though I feel like… maybe we will keep it for you babes ‘it happens, you don’t need to feel bad’]

Carly: [the way the ‘I’m sorry’ is immediate and over and over as if Ali is a mum and we hate that we’ve disappointed her with this, and just because she always says sorry for everything all the time, especially things that aren’t her fault, until she offers up a solution and then it’s like omg okay because this poor girl didn’t even think of that, she just didn’t know what to do besides accept her fate and be miserable ‘[her mum]’ll say it’s for her’ because she would she wants to be y’all’s besties]

Ali: [just shhing her in the comforting way not the shut up way, popping this bottle we were still holding on a side table or wherever out of reach and sight like you are no longer required thank you ‘good thinking, she’ll probably want to’ because it saves the questions being asked of your parenting, ma’am, lord knows they need asking but you don’t want that happening ‘you want me to ring her or?’]

Carly: [just get up and find your phone cos god knows where it is honestly but plug it in to charge and then while you’re waiting for it to turn on so you can send a text, sit back down, on Alison’s lap for no reason whatsoever except you’re drunk and that’s your whole vibe ‘you came to check on me’ like in awe and that’s just occurred to her because she’s never had a real friend and people don’t care about her like that]

Ali: [just cradling you casually, it has been a day/a continuation of a night for us all lmao ‘I should have been here sooner’ because you really didn’t need to have this freakout but a bitch can only be so many places at once which is the story of Alison’s life, just feeling like you’re there for everyone but help no one in the end, ugh ‘I’m sorry’ just saying this into the top of her head]

Carly: [so snuggled into this girl that Ali can only feel not see the shake of her head, looking up at her to smile genuinely ‘you can’t be everywhere’ cos bitch she knows ‘and I think I told you to see to the boy first’ oh Ronan, you never need to know about this hun, lucky you, reaching up and touching her frecks like a nose boop ‘you’re not to be sorry, you’re here now, I love that you’re here now’]

Ali: [about to say something about not being where you should be, or something to that effect but you can instead be like I did and relay everything positive that came from talking to Ronan and the fact he too is fine without any need for lies or exaggeration here, I imagine we’re just plaiting your hair whilst we do, getting it untangled and out of your way]

Carly: [being like aw and genuinely happy, smiling so big during all these deets knowing that Ronan is okay because excuse me but she loves all these boys whether they like it or not and seriously cares so much about them all it actually upsets me how they all treat her ‘will I send him a text too?’ meaning it in that way Irish do of it being an I’ll text him as well as my mum, because she knows he won’t make the first move here, he never does, sending him all the cute pink and red emojis she can find in her current state because red is his designated colour like Moses is blue and Bartley’s is green and Ali’s is mostly yellow rn but she’s actually all the colours unlike them, playing with Ali’s hair back but in a much less productive way, only then noticing the love bite on her neck because that is not hideable in any outfit, hiding her face in it loling ‘was this him?’ incredulous because we can’t believe Ronan would and has it in him, soz boy]

Ali: [just watching her pick out all her emojis because it is a casual science with how many she uses tbh, getting up like you’re so offended like oh my GOD at this love bite loling, gently pushing her into whatever seat y’all were in and whacking a pillow at her, but also, in reality, the kettle has boiled and you’re going to carry on making a tea, can also hide any reactions you want to by being that distance and not right next to each other ‘of course it wasn’t’ NOT said in the Ronan doesn’t have it in him way but like, I wasn’t about to get with him last night you fool type of way]

Carly: [immediately standing up, however unsteadily, while Ali is making this tea like you MUST get a proper look at her and see what you can see, coming over to be right in her grill and inspect her more closely and carefully like hmmm, pulling at whatever top she has on in a playful, and we all know and dare we say it flirty, manner because of course drunk as you may be it has clicked to you what happened and you gotta see all this dramatic evidence]

Ali: [laughing and trying to hold her up by faux holding her at arm’s length like stop it you, obviously we’re blushing because this is such a touchy subject currently and you said you wouldn’t say anything but you already told Carly lowkey so like eep]

Carly: [it’s her own turn to do a cross mum/nan impression like ‘now, you let me see’ as Ali tries to stop her lol, but we loling even as we pout haha, soz that this girl is unrepentant and gleefully reacting like ‘my god!’ at what she manages to uncover, which we know isn’t even the half of it, nevertheless looking over this gal with her wide and mischievous eyes looking adorable and absolutely buzzing, it goes without saying she’s also touching these lovebites, bruises or scrapes because she has no boundaries, but so softly with love and in awe, until she’s eventually gotta hug Ali in that I’m so happy for you way, cos she genuinely is]

Ali: [coming out with all the kind of dumb excuses you would to a mum/nan that don’t actually explain away any of it like, I fell, that’s a bug bite etc, all the bants to not actually get into it and have to talk about Johnny, poking this gal in the corner of her mouth like oi, cheeky, unable to handle the softness of how you’re touching us right now ‘you’re not mad?’ which covers a lot of ground because plenty of reasons she could be from the timing to the who etc]

Carly: [trying and failing to do a Tess impression as if she was the one listening to these excuses because immediately cracking up laughing obvs as Tess and Carly are polar opposites so the idea of trying to be her is too funny as are some of the excuses Ali is coming up with, sticking her tongue out when she gets poked, again in a flirty way because obvs, this gal just can’t not ‘why?’ genuinely like she cannot fathom a single reason she would or could have to be mad because all she is is happy that Ali got what she wanted]

Ali: [at least we too can crack up at this because you know your mother’s reaction should she notice will be explosive and in this era y’all are really butting heads and you’re testing her so the idea of it amuses you greatly, here chasing your tongue with our fingers like we’ll pinch it to keep it in place ‘because you’ve not been having a good time’ like you didn’t need to be here having it quite so rough if I had been here instead, shrugging like it’s chill and you don’t feel as bad as you do for it]

Carly: [we stan the Tess shade and this v flirty tongue vs finger war happening, love you ladies, want nothing but the best for you ‘it weren’t so bad’ when you don’t realise that’s almost identical af to what Ronan said ‘and what’s for the bad’s my own fault’ with her own shrug like you likewise aren’t broken apart by this and been having a breakdown]

Ali: [‘You thought you had to have a baby’ shouldn’t be your responsibility but when you know no one else is checking on or looking after this girl so it essentially is, pass her her mug and some fruit or something from this breakfast moment you can start preparing again ‘it was selfish of me to go off with him’ not going to say you wouldn’t do it again but you like to think you can cop to what you did at least]

Carly: [‘yeah, there’s what your man would call my punishment for leading his poor little cousin astray’ again like we’re amused and that wouldn’t be life ruining, but you genuinely do believe it’s your own fault and you also know it is exactly what everyone on this site would say + worse, putting some fruit in her mouth like it’s chill ‘you’re to be selfish if you want, you’re not for proper my ma, like’ affectionately like oh you because the last thing we think we need is anyone looking after us, despite the fact this gal REALLY do]

Ali: [‘we’ll wait for God to dish out his punishment for birth control if he turns out to be bothered’ with another shrug like meh, fuck what any of these people think because basically ‘your ma knows she needs to go get it today?’ the way we don’t trust this woman even though we’re sure she’s had to get it herself many a time, like go NOW hun lmao ‘she can have some [the slayest part of this breakfast] if she hurries herself’]

Carly: [‘god don’t even bother himself with a knock and run ‘round here’ like that’s the truest thing ever cos the gypsies are a law onto themselves with all things, eating more fruit, sitting on the countertop swinging her feet before tucking them under her, looking adorable again ‘I did loads of’ doing !!s in the air ‘to be sure’ because you don’t trust this woman either but you’ve lost your earlier despair and therefore urgency about this clearly, doing SUCH a pout at the idea of her mother taking any of this breakfast away cos Ali brought it for her and it’s a special nice thing nobody else is doing for her] 

Ali: [‘You can’t bring any of this up when she’s here though’ gesturing at your whole self in general because Carly is drunk and you don’t want her accidentally talking about this in front of her mother who is not to be trusted in any way obviously, cupping her pouty face like remember, okay ‘Or I’ll have to blame someone else and God knows who I’m picking’ like cba fake dating someone to shh your gossipy mother]

Carly: [SO much hurt in her eyes and on her face at the suggestion she’d bring this up in front of anyone, no notes]

Ali: [‘Carls’ like don’t look at me like that ‘It’d be her, not you’]

Carly: [‘I’d not tell her’ in the smallest saddest voice ever as she gets up off this counter, careful girl don’t die, and goes back to where she left her phone, checking it to see if Ronan has replied or anything because absolutely devastated that she doesn’t trust us and we’re trying not to cry or say something really extra about it]

Ali: [When you know you’ve upset her and you did not mean to so you follow her but sit on the next seat so you aren’t FULLY in her grill and she can still do what she’s doing ‘I’m sorry, I’m just feeling super paranoid, that’s not on you’]

Carly: [despite how hurt she was, looking up from her phone as soon as Ali speaks even if she’s mid text because her priorities are always that this is more important, when you’d be playing with the plait she did for you without even realising ‘he’ll do that’ not even in a judgey way she just knows Johnny and knows how paranoid that boy is, so obvs it’s bound to rub off]

Ali: [looking down but nodding ‘we just don’t want it to be site gossip’]

Carly: [‘s’minus craic being the talk of the place’ because she always is ‘and Moses having the knowing of yous’d be’ making a face about how bad that would be and then after a beat, sighing ‘you heard how he is?’ quietly, in a don’t be mad at me for asking tone]

Ali: [reaching out your hand to squeeze hers like I know ‘exactly’ because there’s every reason to keep it private, even if he’s OTT about it, you aren’t dying for everyone to know either at this point, at least you can tell her how he is, based on what Ronan told you, which isn’t good but not actively dying]

Carly: [biting her lip while she listens to this Moses update, then putting her head in her hands and rubbing her eyes like she’s 95 and never been more tired and done because it’s such a mess and we hate it]

Ali: [‘it’s no more than he was expecting’ because firmly believing you should’ve and would’ve seen this coming, soz not soz Moses, rubbing Carly’s back soothingly]

Carly: [‘can we away for a bit, after?’ meaning once your mother is back from the pharmacy and you’ve dealt with that whole dilemma]

Ali: [just making an mhmm sound like of course ‘anywhere’]

Carly: [lying across the span of these chairs so her head is in Ali’s lap, looking up at her ‘I don’t care, or know’ cos we don’t, just wanna be with our bestie thank you]

Ali: [smiling like yeah, me either because at this point, it is the mood for you both, leaning down to kiss her forehead]

Carly: [Winnie says they should go camping like they did in the OG that time, get away from everybody and he’s so right for that, but rn, laughing a lil because her hair tickles you when she does that, so reaching to tuck it behind her ear and it’s so soft and gay]

Ali: [I went through my Ali tag and saw that so you are correct Winnie and why not, Lord knows these boys don’t deserve it but that they will breathe a sigh of relief for both of y’all to be gone so, pop off ladies]

Carly: [I wonder if you could use any of your OG posts or if the vibe is too different, anyway, love it for cali regardless and it’ll give jali some much needed space because that boy needs to calm down, meanwhile just be reading her palm or something equally gay and touchy feely until your mum bowls in and you gotta do that whole thing, the way she immediately dissociates when her mum is around and the topic is anything vaguely serious because this woman is useless and can’t help you]

Ali: [I just scrolled past but we can probably do better I do imagine, ‘cos she was with Caleb at the time so we didn’t go too gay ‘cos it was one of the first times that we were like maybe Carly can be a person in her own right but see what you think hun; oh Ms Walsh, you flop, just provide the pills and go honestly but we know you won’t ‘cos you wanna be inappropriate and kill the vibe, just here like well we’re off we must go pack to camp good day because Ali just chats to adults like she is one and you have to respect that because you wanna be a teenage girl so you’re like okay slay girl bosses] 

Carly: [I’ll have to see if I did anything and if I can find it but we can always do better if we want to, ugh how frustrating that her mum literally has and will never notice that Carly is shamelessly just going through the motions here and her eyes are DEAD, she is the biggest flop, now is not the time for you to try and get all the tea about who Carly slept with or to try and invite yourself camping ma’am, and cali deffo don’t wanna hear about whatever you’ve been up to, god I love Alison and I always will]

Ali: [y’all are all flopping and this woman will never be concerned enough but I hope y’all boys are at least kind of worried, you bastards]

Carly: [do you have any specific vibes you wanna get out there for camping or do you just wanna say they have a deserved nice time?]

Ali: [I think y’all deserve a nice time ladies, we can always get these boys to message them should we want but I think via socials, we could vibe out how it is for y’all in person?]

Carly: [agreed, there’s been a LOT of drama, just chill, me loling thinking how girl Ro would be so jealous knowing about this camping trip, her anti-cali stance always amuses me]

Ali: [she will be FUMING, like, girl, now we gotta plan to camp out with you in the garden when we get home, never ends lmao]

Carly: [poor Ali fr, excuse us for trying to be gay and bond]

Ali: [She’s been through it, she only just lost her virginity last night and now her boyfriend is gonna ignore her again lmao]

Carly: [mhmm and poor Carly is always being put through it, basically from now until her death, so back off please]

Ali: [you salty little weirdo, god bless]

Carly: [anyway, glad y’all get to have fun together and potentially limited phone signal where y’all are because boys you need to back off too tbh, sadly it can’t be too gay cos you’re both hung up on your respective lads but we move]

Ali: [no gaying, hence I don’t think it’s worth us doing the whole thing ‘cos we know the vibe]

Carly: [exactly, the vibe for this era has been established, we know what we’re saying until we wanna change it up and I think we did some good work with how Ali checked in with both Carly and Ronan and how it went, and I like that if you camp for a few days that’s leading us right til school starting basically]

Ali: [as you should girls, as you should, I shall post?]

Carly: [unless you can think of any boys you wanna have reach out then we can add it to this]

Ali: [hmm, should we, I’m thinking]

Carly: [I always wanna, but I’m trying to think realistically about who would and then if said convo is worth us doing, cos no offence Ronan but if it’s just you doing an awkward how are you friendly check in with Ali then we’ve covered that mood already]

Ali: [Mayhaps we leave it ‘til y’all are back, I’ll post this bit and see who and where we wanna next]

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Have you ever done..

Middle blocker dick analysis? 🙌🥺👉👈 I love this series more than I should teehee 🤫

ohhhh this is a good batch there are so many,,, bless you for requesting it, and also, i’m very glad to hear that you’re liking this series!!! 

pls my search history is so weird rn <//3 

other versions: haikyuu captains dick analysis, haikyuu aces dick analysis, haikyuu setters dick analysis, jjk dick analysis

middle blockers done in the captains version: kuroo tetsurō

HAIKYUU MIDDLE BLOCKERS DICK ANALYSIS 

hinata shōyō 

okay the thing about hinata is i think he’s a grower!! like i firmly believe so. so maybe he’s 4.3 when soft, but it’s so satisfying gripping him so firmly in your hand and feel him harden and grow to like 6.2 inches. and it’s actually pretty thick too, like it’s a fat cock, you know? i feel like i need to answer this question with him too: does the carpet match the drapes? yes, it does. he does in fact have ginger pubes, but they’re like wayyy darker than his hair, so it’s nearly brown you know? can’t believe i just talked about some fictional guy’s pubes. he also doesn’t shave, but will trim sometimes, just to maintain it. dark pink tip and tan, flushed shaft, super veiny surprisingly!!! feels so nice when it’s in your mouth omg! 

tsukishima kei 

skinny penis skinny penis skinny penis. long but skinny. penis. it’s maybe 6.7 or 6.8 inches, and it does not curve at all. like he loves to sit somewhere like a couch or chair and just spread his legs for you, and his dick is stiff against his stomach, staring condescendingly down at you. bright, kind of pale pink tip, and pale shaft with only a few prominent veins. is he clean shaven? is he not? depends, which would piss you off more? also not a lot of his partners paid attention to this, but once you discovered that his balls are hella sensitive, you could not let that go. it’s his biggest, biggest weakness. just suck on them or squeeze and toy at them while sucking him off and he makes the cutest noises.

suna rintarō 

definitely has a big dick. have you seen how large timeskip suna is? he is packing, i know it. he’s like 7.2 inches, nothing less and nothing more, i stand by this. head is so fat, and his dick is so hefty and heavy in your hands, like so heavy. i don’t know how else to describe it, it’s just so firm and sturdy to hold. very dark pink tip that it’s not really pink, you know? more of a color fading into his own skin color. his shaft is a little bit darker than his skin color. idk it’s just a very aesthetic dick, so pretty ngl. also it curves to the left, like slightly, but it’s noticeable. actually clean shaven, because yeah he’s lazy, but he’s very adamant on taking care of himself and making sure he’s clean, you know? have to mention that he loves to sight of you fucked out resting your head on his thigh, a mess of cum everywhere and his limp cock near you <333

matsukawa issei sincerely apologize for going off track w this one

holy fucking shit. holy shit. do i even have to? he is top 3 biggest dicks in haikyuu. he is so big, so fucking big. he’s definitely like 8.3 inches? and so much girth too? it’s literally a struggle taking him in. i think he actually was insecure about it for a little bit just cause so many people would back out of sex so quick when they saw his dick. at first it was flattering, but then it started to genuinely bother him. he’s definitely not gonna force anyone to do anything they’re uncomfortable with, and he understands cause it yeah it is big, but damn can’t a guy get his dick wet? :( do i have more to say about this? yes, but i choose to shut up. his dick is so gorgeous though, dark red tip and tan shaft, so so so veiny, and a happy trail from below his belly button to his trimmed pubes. breeder balls <333 such big balls <333 

tendō satori 

he’s definitely definitely 6.8 inches, skinny but long, and is so fucking good at what he does. like insanely good. the first push inside of you feels insanely good, just cause the way he has you, the way he’s pressing inside of you, the way he’s filling you up so well, the push of his hand against your lower stomach. yes, exactly. he’s very clean shaven, for the aesthetic i think, more than the convenience. pale, smooth shaft with no too harshly prominent veins (when he’s hard there are two very obvious ones) and as you approach the tip from the base a deep, red flush starts, darkest at the slit. is really into cumplay so, do with that what you will :) 

haiba lev 

7 inches. this himbo. my god. he knows his dick is long and also doesn’t know it, you know? like he has a concept of size, but also, at the same time, he keeps wincing whenever he enters you too early and you’re too tight like,,, what were you expecting? i think he just underestimates himself, you know? it’s a nice dick though! flushed shaft and a tip of similar shade, but slightly brighter. he shaves because he got so scared he would never get girls if he didn’t shave, poor baby </3 extremely sensitive all over, the shaft, the tip, his balls. everywhere. he came so early the first time you had sex omg. but when you’re giving him a hand job and you press and massage at the slit, he does a literal entire body shiver. 

yamaguchi tadashi 

apparently yams’s official position is middle blocker (aside pinch server), or at least that’s what wiki says. i’ll do him anyways! i really really really wanna go with yamaguchi having a big dick. like idk why but it’s satisfying to think about the fact that he might be bigger than people make him out to be, but i won’t go too overboard i guess :( he’s 6.5 inches, proportionately thick and long. it has the prettiest dark red tip, and it looks beautiful when his own face is flushed red just <333 dark tan shaft, and kinda veiny! he doesn’t really know whether to shave or not, but he tried it out once and preferred it so now it’s the norm for him! 

hirugami sachirō

pretty dick pretty dick pretty dick. like such a bright, bright pink at the tip, and a pale shaft with a few veins!!! it’s honestly more cute than anything. not because he’s small! he’s like 6 inches, or 6.1, but it just. it’s cute, okay? he has great orgasm control surprisingly, and it’s so impressive. his dick just looks so kissable when it’s drooling and leaking so much, just the tip is so glossy and the shaft is so wet and slippery, and he literally ascends the moment you suck at his tip. clean shaven for sure for sure! he just prefers it that way, you know? 

meian shūgo 

fat dick fat dick fat dick. such a fat dick. thicker than it is long, maybe 6.5 inches? very girth-y, very veiny, breeder fucking balls, like he cums so much it’s insane. tan shaft, and a golden tip with the slightest flush tint. curves to the right!! and he’s not very clean shaven, but like it’s well maintained enough not to be bothersome you know!!! his favorite favorite favorite part is watching the way you stretch around him like he purposely doesn’t prep you exactly as much as you need because he wants it to be a bit of a tight fit. anyways :)  

aone takanobu 

another one of our monster cocks <3 he is just so. sweet though. like it took forever to convince him you actually were ready to take him because he was in denial that he’d fit, and it really was a very, very tight fit. he’s just big, length and girth wise. probably 8 inches??? like genuinely????? for a good while at the start he wouldn’t even push himself all the way in :( very pale shaft, veiny but it’s not dark veins, you know? and a very very bright pink bordering on red tip. clean shaven, of course he is???? considerate is his middle name are you kidding!!!! 

kindaichi yūtarō

something about him says 5.2 inches and i don’t know why or what or how. he was so clueless on how to use it for the longest time, and he’s extremely sensitive too so that didn’t help his case. but honestly kindaichi is very giving, in the sense that he learns how to pleasure you very well, with his dick or without. golden light tip, and a light tan to the shaft. relatively veiny, and it curves to the right too!!! tip becomes really pink when he’s hard and leaking precum. also he trims very often and very well just cause he’s weirded out if it’s completely bare! 

the saga continues 😼 hope i didn’t miss anyone and that you all enjoyed this, mwah <3 

#haikyuu smut #hq smut #hinata smut #hinata x reader #tsukishima smut #tsukishima x reader #suna smut #suna x reader #matsukawa smut #matsukawa x reader #tendo smut #tendo x reader #lev smut #lev x reader #yamaguchi smut #yamaguchi x reader #hirugami smut #hirugami x reader #meian smut #meian x reader #aone smut #aone x reader #kindaichi smut #kindaichi x reader #sal's thirst tag <3

[nerves-nebula]

hi your "hunter escapes and has a fun little camping moment" au is living rent free in my brain rn, please Please share some more thoughts and rambles about it!

ANON PLEASE- (affectionate)

you gotta understand I was not lying when I said I have 5 pages of a google doc worth of comic ideas. Unfortunately it's still kind of a mess and I'm still sorting out some of the basic dynamics of this AU. I also like the idea of keeping most of my notes and making them into their own comics/posts so idk how I feel about just saying stuff in a list AND YET.

So here's some stuff I think I can say outside of a comic?? I’ll still probably make some of these into comics/doodles, but anyway I hope this is what you were looking for.

Hunter:

Hunter gets very into studying wild magic up close, something he wasn't allowed to do much before. But now he lives in the forest surrounded by wild magic. Because of this I plan for him to discover a few glyphs on his own, like Luz does, mainly the plant one. But you’ll see how that goes later ;)

He's also still trying to cure his uncles curse. He insists he's not going to go back to Belos, but if pressed on why he's searching for a cure for a man he plans to never see again, he'll get very defensive and angry. Sometimes it's not as easy as "I'm leaving and never coming back." sometimes you still wanna help the people who hurt you :P and THAT one is from personal experience

Hunter takes a while to really get into the whole “I’m on my own and can do whatever I want” thing, but I plan for him to mess around with his presentation once he gets more comfortable.

Rascal helps him change his eye bandages! I haven’t decided if his eye is damaged yet or just the area around it tho so stay tuned.

Hunter will often assign himself “missions” to go on because he doesn’t know what else to do with his free time. He knows he doesn’t technically have any deadlines or stuff like that anymore but he gets stressed not having a goal to strive towards so to cope he just.. gives himself arbitrary goals !

Funfact! This is not the first time Hunters pissed Belos off so bad that he’s fled the castle for a moment. But it IS the first time he stays away for this long. 

Home Hunter AU subscribes to the “Hunter is the grimwalker/a clone of Belos’ brother” theory just for extra angst. I kind of like the idea that he wasn’t even a big part of Belos’ plans though, just that Belos saw a chance to “Bring back” his brother and went for it fsdfsfsdf.

Hunter is terrified of relying on someone too much because no matter how much he trusts them, they could always kick him out. And he’d rather kick himself out before they get the chance. Boys still got issues, is what I’m saying. 

Because Hunter lives in the woods he starts to get a bit... Feral. People will not see him for a week only to realize he’s been not showering or changing his clothes. He was never the most normally-socialized kid but now he’s in the habit of hissing at people the way he does at wild animals that encroach on his tent.

Hunter is very possessive of his belongings (he has so few) and will tackle you if you try to take something from him without asking. He also hoards food and has trouble sharing it, but he feels a bit more embarrassed about this habit than others so he tries to hide it.

Luz:

Luz is basically the first person Hunter reaches out to after living in the woods for a few weeks, and she’s the only one he trusts, at first. 

She offers to let Hunter stay at the owl house a LOT, and sometimes he does :D ! But usually only if it’s raining or he has an injury he can’t heal himself, or if they’re just hanging out. 

Luz’s Super Secret Sad Boy plan is to try to trick Hunter into staying at the owl house for extended periods of time, so that he eventually doesn’t want to go back to the forest. She brings it up A LOT. This has yet to work though, because Hunter feels very uncomfortable about not understanding their family dynamic. That and it makes him feel a bit worse about his own. (kind of like when you go to your friends house and their parents are nice, so you cry afterwards. But to the extreme that he has trouble relaxing cause he’s viscerally aware of how much he doesn’t feel like he fits in.)

Luz tried to teach Hunter glyphs but he brushed it off. 1. because he’s still nervous about wild magic lmao but 2. because he didn’t think he needed to learn them since he has Rascal. He only starts looking into them when he personally finds them in nature on his own. After that point he starts eavesdropping on Lillith and Eda’s glyph lessons and hijinks ensue.

Lillith:

I’m actually super down for the idea that Lillith would bond with goldie in some way. They both know what Belos is like so they can bitch about him together!

I’m also a fan of the “Lillith regrets calling Hunter a brat” idea. Idk if she’s canonically seen his face or anything but I like to think that, at least NOW, she sees him for what he really is. A poor little meow meow. 

That being said don’t think that Mom!Eda is out for the count. They’re  ✨ co-parents  ✨ and I like to think they bring different things to the table when it comes to caring about Hunter. Raine might show up eventaully too :D. They still can’t get him to move out of the woods tho.

Belos:

Not much to say about him and his plans yet, but what usually happens when Hunter runs off after upsetting Belos is that he comes back a few hour/days later with something to win back Belos’ favor. So the emperor isn’t concerned at first, but then a week passes, and then another. 

In this AU Belos is very protective of Hunter but in a weird, possessive, fucked up way. Basically, he’s convinced himself that nothing is really a threat to him or Hunter (since he trained Hunter personally and believes in his nephews abilities). He was never afraid of Hunter being killed or leaving him cause he never considered those things as possibilities. So when Hunter doesn’t come back and is seen actively avoiding him, he goes a little apeshit? But like in a subtle way? Like, he’s losing it but quietly lmao. BASICALLY I do have plan for Belos to attempt to do a lot of stuff to catch/coerce Hunter, and maybe he succeeds! We’ll see.

That should be enough for now!

important to note that a lot of this could change on a whim since I’m still thinking about all of it but y e ah these are some things I’ve mused about.

also I hope this makes sense, I’m not really a writer so I just kinda type it how I talk it I guess.

#toh hunter #toh #the owl house #hunter toh #luz noceda #emperor belos #the golden guard #lillith clawthorne #eda clawthorne #home hunter au #ask #nnstuff

[cloudy-leonhart]

I JUST READ YOUR VETERANS WITH FILIPINO S/O AND IM SO PROUD WCEIWVEHHW, can i also request a veteran reaction to like, their s/o gets flirted with a guy and their s/o is totally oblivious. (also, nanaba is very cute, ate nana 😭✊)

wait but this is such a good request 🥺 maybe that’s just me, I like jealous headcanons lmao-

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AOT VETERANS JEALOUS HCS WITH OBLIVIOUS S/O!!

[author note: I have a few fic requests in my inbox rn! Please dw if u requested a fic, it takes me a little longer to write fics than headcanons so please don’t think I’m ignoring your request! I also had to rewrite this, I had a bad weekend and tumblr keeps deleting my drafts but I still want to provide for my followers, so I apologize that it’s only half of the veterans! I’ll add Nanaba and Moblit once I do get the motivation too! ]

Summary: S/O get’s flirted with, vets are big jealous babies.

Gender Neutral Reader.

Recommended Song: How Long - Charlie Puth.

TW: some swearing, suggestive themes, yucky boys hitting on you.

Theme: Fluff, canonverse.

Characters: Erwin, Hange, Levi, Miche.

Erwin Smith

Honestly even he couldn’t tell at first that the noble man (lets call him, Gene.) you were talking to was flirting with you.

You were absolutely oblivious, you think Gene is just having a conversation with you and Gene thinks you like him.

When Erwin notices it, at first he’s like “hmm, maybe Reader’s talking business with him.” And then Gene kissed the back of your hand, in which he felt his eye twitching. He started pouting really bad, he looked like a kicked puppy from across the ballroom. He didn’t want to be rude, so he kept reassuring himself that it was a friendly gesture.

You were absolutely clueless, like “this is fine.” clueless. You had no idea Gene was trying his hardest to court you. Until You felt Erwin behind you, that is.

You know those big coughs that you do to get someone’s attention. Yeah, Erwin coughed REALLY loud. Mind you, Erwin probably towers most nobles. So imagine the face on Gene when he saw this tall, titan-slaying commander towering over him. I think he almost peed his pants honestly, he was like “uh..it was nice meeting you, miss Last name, but uh..I- I uhm.. Igottago-“

Yeah he speed-walked his scared ass outta there, you were kinda just like “what?” You saw Erwin’s shadow and just turned around with the cutest smile on your face.

“Erwin!” You chirped, he softened his glare on the noble and looked at you, cue his pout coming back. “You really didn’t know?”

“Know what?” You asked, walking with him, hand in hand. You guys were walking back to your carriage to go home for the night.

“Reader, he was flirting with you, quite literally trying to court you.” Erwin groaned, his jealousy starting to show. You were still a bit confused, so you just stared at him with a blank expression.

“He was just being nice Erwin, come on.” You nudged his arm, trying to get him to loosen up, he looked at you, in which you looked at him with puppy dog eyes, in response he groaned, being a sucker for your puppy dog eyes.

He huffed, “you’re staying back at the headquarters from now on.” Your eyes widened slightly, “What?! Why?!” You shook him arm. “Because I don’t want you being flirted with, you’re mine reader, and I’m yours.” Erwin squished your cheeks together.

“Owf Cwouse I’m youws-“ you took his hands off your cheek. “You’re the only man for me,” you laughed as you entered the carriage.

“Now get in, I’m feeling a little empty inside and you’re the only who can fix that.”

Levi Ackerman

Oh dear, if you’re willing to flirt with the Levi Ackerman’s S/O, you’re basically asking for a death wish.

He usually isn’t too jealous when it comes to someone flirting with his S/O genuinely because he’s either busy doing something or he isn’t there at all but...

He’s not called Humanity’s Strongest for nothing. Both of you were in charge for training the cadets. You were known for your kind behaviour, so obviously a lot of the cadets would ask for your training.

In which Levi was okay with because, duh less work for him. He was doing fine until he glanced at you and saw a male cadet getting a little too close. (calling him, Sam.)

You guys were in a secret relationship at the time, he didn’t want anyone teasing you or him about anything so both of you kept it a secret.

See, he regrets that decision right now because it’s really a pain in the ass to see Sam acting like he doesn’t know the moves when he knows damn well he taught the brat those moves a week ago.

So with a clenched jaw, he glared at Sam as you were behind the cadet, teaching him the same move Levi taught him.

Levi looked across the field to see you behind Sam, helping him strike his punch correctly, he felt angered and a little jealous, watching you be so touchy with him.

He sighed and shook his head, trying to calm himself to keep him from doing something, that is until he watched as Sam tripped you just so he could “catch” you. He caught you in those romantic poses.

You weren’t really paying attention to what he was trying to achieve and instead thanked him, unaware of his plan to kiss you. You tried to get out of Sam’s hold, until you realized that Sam was getting close to you.

You were about to start freaking out until someone pulled you into their arms, you looked at your “saviour”’s face, seeing it’s Levi. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing to a section commander, cadet?” Sam gulped, walking back. “Just making sure captain Reader’s okay, captain Levi.” Sam saluted, sweating profusely.

“That requires you tripping them and almost kissing them?” Levi’s eyebrow raised as his arm tightened against your waist, that’s when a lightbulb lights up in your mind, ‘Is..is Levi jealous??’ “uh well-” Sam tried to explain himself, “I taught you this move last week, you have no excuse to ask for captain Reader’s help.”

A scowl was long planted on Levi’s face. Sam scoffed, “Okay, so I wanted to court captain Reader, but Sir, they’re single, you can’t blame for wanting to court them.” Levi took a step forward, you prevented him from beating Sam up.

“They’ve got a boyfriend.” He spat out, basically death staring Sam down. “And who’s that?” Sam laughed out.

Levi clicked his tongue, before you knew it, Levi’s lips were on yours. “Me.” He stated.

Hange Zöe

Hange, they usually are chill most of the times, to be honest they don’t get too jealous, it’s only when it’s painfully obvious, that’s when it starts to tick them off.

I mean, making Levi Ackerman mad is one thing, but Hange?? I’m already planning your funeral. One of the corps’ rules, never ever make Hange Zöe mad.

It does not help when their S/O absolutely is oblivious. 

Hange starts off with being a little skeptical and glancing at you from afar. then it becomes a stare once in a while, and then their mood gets soiled.

they start to become irritated, at this one garrison squad member (let’s name him Avery) talking with you. You should actually be helping them with their experiments.

And they snap when they see you being offered a flower.

Little clueless Reader, just confirmed Avery’s death, it’s been signed this point on.

You could hear AND feel Hange’s stomps nearing both you and Avery.

God help the poor garrison member, because they’re about to be sent to heaven with how jealous and irritated Hange is.

“Hey, Avery.” Hange’s voice cut through your guys’ conversation, “Hange!” you chirped, holding onto the flower Avery had gifted you. “Hange! You’ve met Reader here right?” Avery asked, also unaware of Hange’s attitude.

“yes, they’re actually my partner.” Hange’s teeth was gritted as they took their rightful place beside you, pulling you close. Cue the awkward silence, “Oh my god, Hange I’m so sorry, I thought they were you know-” Hange didn’t even let him finish. 

“Just get the fuck out, Avery.” Hange gave him a glare that almost made Avery shit his pants. “Yes captain!” He saluted and left before Hange could murder him. “What was that about, Hange?” You asked as they took the flower out of your hand.

“He was courting you, and you were letting him, darling.” Hange stated, as you covered your mouth with your hand, “Oh! I’m sorry Hange! Darn it, I’m so oblivious.” You scolded yourself.

“It’s good you can still remember that you belong to me.” Hange continued, inspecting the flower gifted to you. “Of course, you only, Hange.” You agreed, looking at them. 

“Wanna prove it to me then, Reader?”

Miche Zacharias

Miche is kind of like a grizzly bear, you should never be around him when he’s mad or jealous. 

He tends to be more aggressive when it comes to him being irritated, I don’t mean to headcanon him as a wolf, but I know he just growls when a little thing goes wrong.

He’s possessive over you now, but now he’s basically just suffocating you with his over-protectiveness.

I feel as if he can tell when someone has some kind of weird scent, and it basically spoils everything he can smell.

He tends to hover around you once he gets jealous, he’ll get clingy and probably need to have you touching him somehow, holding hands, side by side. He just needs to be touching you.

He’s the type of person to also just, push away who ever you’re talking with, and just drag you away. 

One time, you and him went on a date and the person who worked there hit on you right in front of him, Miche made him almost piss his pants.

Miche and you were out at an event for survery corps members, celebrating your recent successes with your latest expedition. Miche was with Erwin and Levi while you chatted up a storm with a noble named Walter. 

Miche could feel himself about to break his glass, watching you and Walter laugh together. “So, are you seeing anyone?” Walter asked, you stopped laughing, shocked that he’d ask you that question out of nowhere.

“What?-” At this point Walter had a hold of both of your hands, you were absolutely still in place, “Actually don’t mind that, can I court you?” A big smile was on Walter’s face, wondering about your answer. “I-” 

“You actually can’t, they have a boyfriend.” Miche had long appeared behind you, towering over both you and Walter. You closed your eyes, in a bit of relief, “Yes, this is Miche, he’s a section commander and my boyfriend.” You smiled, hooking your hand with Miche’s, silently hoping that Walter would leave you both alone.

“Ah, I’m terribly sorry, I thought you didn’t have a partner, that’s my fault.” Walter quickly apologized, seeing how intimidating Miche was. “well, I-..I should go, it was lovey meeting you and your boyfriend, Reader.” Walter speed-walked his way out of his situation, leaving you with a pouty and jealous Miche. 

“Why talk to those who look like they have it tiny, Reader?”

#miche zacharias #miche x reader #mike zacharias #mike aot #mike snk #mike zacharias x reader #aot veterans #AOT headcanons #aot imagines #aot x reader #aot x y/n #aot x you #levi attack on titan #shingeki no kyoujin levi #snk levi #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackerman #ackerman clan #hange zoe #hange zöe #hanji zoe #zoe hanji #shingeki no kyojin hanji #aot hanji #Erwin Smith #attack on titan erwin #erwin snk #snk erwin #aot erwin #erwin x reader

[yayeetsonny]

Always Tell The Truth Part 2 ~ USWNT x Reader

Okay so if you haven’t read the first part of this, which I will put here. Always tell the truth part 1 I suggest you do that, otherwise this one will make no sense. Also sorry... again for being gone so long. I hope you guys didn’t miss me too much. :)

-N

Previously...

“Those bruises, Y/N, where’d you get them?” 

“I. Don’t. Know.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“Fine then, don’t believe me. First Alex, then Christen and now you. This is just great, my teammates think I’m a liar. Well I’m not and I’m telling you the truth.”

I brushed by her and stormed out of the room, now determined to avoid my teammates so they’d stop asking questions and questioning my honesty.

“I’m not a liar. I don’t know where I got the bruises, I don’t know why they won’t believe me.”

Present

After I stormed out of the room I share with Ali I ran... yes literally ran out of the hotel and out into the street. Well okay it was more like the sidewalk but whatever, I’m going for dramatic story telling here. I was angry, hurt and confused as to why my teammates couldn’t just believe me. I’ve never lied to them before, not ever. If something was going on I would have told them. And I genuinely have no clue where these bruises came from, I don’t remember hurting myself badly in practices or games and I don’t do any other crazy activities that would warrant the sudden appearance of severe looking injuries. I knew I just needed to clear my head so I started walking in a random direction hoping to get my thoughts together.

After a while I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket and knew it was probably one of my teammates looking for me so I ignored it. My phone stopped ringing only for a short time before it stared up again. This went on for several long minutes before it finally stopped. After each attempt from whoever was trying reach me there was a separate single vibrate indicating they left a message. I felt a little guilty for disappearing and probably worrying everyone but they shouldn’t have assumed or accused me of lying. Thinking they finally got the message that I didn’t want to speak to them I continued walking god knows where trying to think of what to say when I finally decided to go back. I was really deep in thought, trying to remember if and when I got the bruises. Obviously they don’t just appear like magic. They have to be caused by something, but... what? All the sudden I was hit with a vague memory

“Huh?... Wha- where am I?”

“You fell asleep on the couch dear. Don’t you remember? It was really adorable actually. My mom said super sweetly.

That’s weird, she’s never overly sweet with me, like ever.

“No, I don’t remember doing that.”

I looked around and the tv was on, which is also rare. It was playing a random comedy movie. Comedy? My parents don’t even like comedy movies.

“Oh well you did. Right after dinner, you dragged your feet over to the couch and was out like a light before we knew it.” She said casually.

My dad waltzed in like everything was totally normal. What the fuck is going on. Why don’t I even remember eating dinner? How long have I been here? Why does my body hurt so much?

I came back to the present feeling slightly uneasy. I remembered now a little bit of what happened when I got to my parents house and a little bit of what happened after I woke up from my nap. They managed to convince me everything was fine after that and I left assuming they were telling me the truth because I was too tired and too annoyed to argue. But the more I thought about it the more I wondered just how much of what they said is true. Why were there huge gaps in my time with them? And why do I get the feeling that the weird gut feeling I have isn’t a coincidence? I got lost in thought again but it was peaceful this time and quiet which I was relishing in.

Unfortunately the peace and quiet only lasted for a few minutes when I started to get what I assumed were dozens of texts. I finally got fed up and decided to silence my phone completely. When I unlocked it I saw a glimpse of some of the worried texts from the team. They all pretty much said the same thing;

“Y/N please come back. I’m sorry for saying I didn’t believe you. I’m just concerned about you. I want to talk and I’ll listen to whatever you have to say. Just please come back.”- Ali

“Hey kid, heard what happened. Wanna talk?”- T

“Y/n where are you? I heard what happened and that you left?? please come back, we’re worried.”- Christen

“Bruh what the hell? let’s talk?”- Ash

“where r u?”- Mal

“It’s not safe for you to be out by yourself. Ali told us about the other bruises. Whatever this is we’ll help you. We’re gonna start searching for you if you don’t get your ass back here soon. We love you.”- Alex

And it went on like that as every single member of the team texted me some variation of that and the voicemails they all left were much the same. I started to feel more guilty but let my anger keep me from replying to them. They can stew a little longer.

Meanwhile back at the Hotel...

CHRISTEN PRO//

“Okay, so tell us exactly what happened.”

“I saw the bruises when she was changing, which I happened to walk in on. I don’t think she was expecting me. I asked her what happened and she said that nothing had happened and I asked her about the bruises I saw on her arm, shoulder and spine and she continued to tell me she has no idea where they came from. I told her I didn’t believe her and then she got upset and she just... left.”

“Just like that? She didn’t say where she was going?”

“No, she was so angry she just stormed out and when I tried to follow after her she was already gone.”

“And she’s still not answering her phone. Damnit kid come on, where are you?”

“She’s not safe out there on her own, we have to go look for her.”

“And how are we supposed to find her when she doesn’t have her location on and is doing everything she can’t to ignore us?”

“I have no idea but we have to try.”

“We will, but we should give her a little more time. It’s possible she’s just around the corner cooling off. She’ll come back when she’s ready.”

“You’re right.”

“Guys I hate to steer us back into more serious topics but shouldn’t we be talking about the bruises she has that started all of this?”

“What do you guys think they’re from?” Megan asked.

“I want to believe her when she says she doesn’t know but I mean how can you just not know about bruises as severe as those?” Ash said.

“I mean... I’ve had some pretty bad ones I don’t remember getting from anywhere.” Mal said off-handily.

I saw some of the rest of the team nod silently, indicating that they too had, had the same thing happen to them. And I had to admit that I had my fair share of bumps and bruises that I couldn’t explain because they just seemed to appear but I was still concerned for our youngest teammate as it was getting pretty late and it was already dark outside.

“Oh god, you don’t think it’s her parents do you?” Tobin asked no one in particular.

We all paused for a moment to process what she was implying and I know we were silently hoping, praying that they wouldn’t do that to her. That they wouldn’t beat their own child.

“No, there’s no way. She’s told us that they love and support her and that even though they aren’t around much they still care about her.”

“Right, you’re right.”

“It has to be them though, I mean there’s no other explanation. She didn’t have them before or after practice right?” Alex asked.

“No, she didn’t.” Lindsey said solemnly.

“Do you really think parents can just flip a switch? Just like that? Be caring and supportive one minute and violent then next?”

“It’s possible.”

“No, just don’t even go there. I refuse to believe they would do that.”

“We would have seen the bruises if she had them before, since we all change in the same locker room together for practices and games remember?” I said

“Fuck. When I get my hands on them I swear to god...”

She didn’t get to finish her sentence because Y/n walked into the dining hall where we were all gathered.

“Get your hands on who?” She asked quietly

“Kid...”

“Y/n holy shit, thank god.”

“And she lives!... not the time? Got it.”

“Y/N... we need to talk.”

“Why? There’s nothing to talk about. I don’t know what Ali told you, but I don’t know where these fucking bruises came from okay? I don’t know. I’m sorry, I know that probably isn’t what you wanted to hear but it’s the truth. If you don’t believe me that’s fine but i’m not talking about it anymore.”

“Sweetie please just hear us out okay? We’re worried about you and getting defensive about them isn’t helping your case.” I said, trying to reach out for her but she backed away from me.

“Defensive? I’m just upset because you all still don’t seem to get it.”

“We want to get it, please just talk to us.”

“No.”

“Y/N, please just...”

“No! Okay, just no. I said we weren’t talking about it again and that’s final. What happened to “I’ll listen to whatever you have to say.” Huh, Ali? Good to know that was complete bullshit.”

“I’m sorry baby, please believe me, we just...”

“Oh believe you? For what? You clearly still don’t believe me so why should I give you that courtesy? You know what, this is all just fucking stupid anyways. I’m going to bed. Goodnight.”

And with that she disappeared up to the room she’s sharing with Ali. Leaving us all more confused and concerned than ever.

“Well... that went well.”

“Shut up Emily, so not the time.”

//End

Okay so yes that is yet another cliffhanger of sorts, I’m sorry but I thought that was a good place to end it. Just know that Y/N genuinely doesn’t remember a lot of what’s going on, just like she says. Her parents are definitely sus asf.

I’m actually writing part 3 rn so that should be up within the next day or so. I know I keep disappearing but my life is totally a mess rn lol. I’m back now tho and am excited to finally get to all the requests I have. Im so sorry for those waiting I haven’t forgotten. Promise.

-N

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#uswnt imagines #uswnt #christen press #alex morgan #imagines #uswnt x reader #megan rapinoe #ashlyn harris #ali krieger #tobin heath #lindsey horan #emily sonnett #mal pugh #The rest of the team will appear #baby reader #USWNT

[still-a-morosexual-help]

OBEY ME! LESSON 57 DETAILED SUMMARY AND DISCUSSIONS/THEORIES

*I wrote this days after the lesson was first posted and never bothered to go back and edit it so meaning there will be me theorizing about the next lesson as well

*I write a small para for each chapter and I write it immediately after finishing that chapter so there’ll be theorizing about the next chapter too

*I swear more than usual here

*Some of the dialogue is heavily plagiarized and a few is lifted directly from the story, the game is to figure which is which.

*Summaries and Discussions/theories for all the other lessons can be found on this blog under #obey me spoilers or #my theories or #my headcanons

MC wakes up to Belphie and Satan planning on kidnapping them, deciding to wake them up and then arguing about which small prank they should play to wake them up (satan suggests holding their nose till they wake up and Belphie says they’d have to be careful with that method cause it could kill a human). MC decides it’d be best nor to let them go ahead with anyone of this and wakes up screaming to scare them both. They complain about being reverse pranked and say that breakfast is ready. Belphie also gives them the star of diligence for all that happened last lesson. Belphie asks if once MC becomes an actual sorcerer if Solomon will teach them higher level magic. Satan say it’d be a great boost to the anti-lucifer league. Belphie wonders what the final exam would be (and I just realised these two exams will be the final exam holy shit) and satan asks MC if they’re confident, they say ‘after all the BS I’ve been through? FUCK YEAH!’ Satan says it’s good to be motivated but to stay focused, Belphie says past experience shows that MC can stand to lose a little focus and still be okay. There’s a commotion and they realise that it’s probably Beel rampaging cause he got too hungry.

Asmo scolds Beel for his rampage, Beel apologizes and Asmo tells him not to apologize through a mouthful of food cause it seems less sincere. Asmo asks if he even regrets it and Beel ignores him to go reheat the meat pies which pisses asmo off more. Belphie tells him to drop it and that it was partly their fault for taking so long to come back. Asmo then scolds Belphie for being too soft with Beel. Lucifer asks about MC’s star and congratulates them. MC thanks him and questions him being so happy about them nearly being done. He says them becoming a proper sorcerer is important for all the brothers and that personally Lucifer wants them to become more powerful than Solomon so that they can finally shut him up and make him stop pestering Lucifer for a pact. Belphie questions Lucifer more about Solomon and Lucifer complains, also saying that there are plenty of demons willing to forge a pact with him but Asmo says Solomon’s very particular about who he makes pacts with. Asmo says word for word, “It may not seem like it, but he’s got a very cold-blooded side to him. He probably picks his targets purely based on whether they’ll be of use to him.” (I just think it’s really interesting that asmo calls them ‘targets’ though the character relationship diagram did say that Solomon considers others his playthings). Asmo uses Mammon as an example of a demon Solomon wouldn’t want to forge a pact with but Mammon doesn’t respond instant he’s silent and distracted/worried. Asmo pokes at Mammon again asking if he agrees. Mammon distractedly agrees. Asmo’s smile instantly falls, shocked and upset that Mammon isn’t biting back and arguing or saying something mean in return (why is this my brother & I???). Satan says that Levi will also be useless to Solomon. Levi responds the same way as Mammon did which freaks out both Satan and Belphie. MC asks Mammon & Levi what’s wrong. Belphie states how weird they’re being and Asmo also asks what happened, looking particularly upset. Lucifer calls out to the both of them too. But before they get a response Barbatos calls Lucifer asking them all to come to the hotel immediately.

On the way over Satan says Barbatos asking them over this early is strange and asks if he gave Lucifer a reason, Lucifer said Barbatos had promised to explain when they got there. Satan asks if this is wise considering two of them were already acting odd. Lucifer turns to them and says he’s not going to ask what their behaviour’s about rn but when they go back home the two of them have to explain to him what happened. They both give distracted noncommittal hums as answers. Satan says they’re like completely different people rn and Asmo says whatever the reason behind their behaviour it’s probably stupid. Asmo then asks MC about how he should paint his nails next time, MC can say a mature look,  =a feminine look or a simple look. Then he remembers he’s supposed to enrol in a cooking class that makes food to “cleanse the soul” it’ll be hard with new nails. He also worries about whether food that ‘cleanses the soul’ could exorcise him. MC after all the BS they’ve gone through is extremely paranoid and says it sounds sus Asmo says the 7 of them are also pretty suspicious and that given their limited time in the human world he wants to do everything he can. Behind them Levi meows. Asmo says that though the demons are here just on break the angels are gonna be here long term (guys guys guys what if S4’s after the brothers leave and it’s an angel focused season with them bringing in Michael and Raphael and the brothers only show up for small bits??? I’d cry I’ll get Mammon withdrawal). Levi meows again. Asmo says he wants to stay and have fun in the human world for longer too. Levi meows thrice in a row. Asmo finally snaps and yells at Levi. Levi says he just wants to talk to MC for a bit (remembered the girl in college who used to meow at me whenever we passed by each other). Satan says he knows that Levi’s done something bad that’s gonna piss off Lucifer and now he’s trying to drag MC away from the others to find away to fix it. Levi tries to deny it but Satan just congratulates him and says depending on how this turns out they may invite him to the ant-lucifer league. Belphie asks what he did and Levi tries to deny it until Beel stops walking in stunned silence and Belphie asks him what happened. Beel says he just remembered something awful.

Beel wants to go back to get his abandoned meat pies, Mammon breaks outta whatever stupor he was in to say that’s insane and MC suggests heading through the market. Beel loves the idea and hugs MC, with Asmo saying he wants to hug MC too. At the market people stare at them, Lucifer says it’s natural with how big a group they are, Asmo contributes it to his beauty, I say it’s Satan’s ugly ass clothes. Mammon says people oughta pay them if they’re gonna stare, Levi says it’s embarrassing and MC tells him he’s being too self-conscious, Levi replies saying it feels like he’s being made to do an embarrassing public dare. The butcher greets all of them, surprised to see all of them at once, Beel places his order and the butchers asks if they’re friends, family…(members of a cult? Orgy?) MC can look over at either Mammon or Lucifer and get them to answer. Mammon says that  except for MC they’re brothers though he doesn’t like being stuck with them for brothers but what can ya do. Belphie says Mammon’s got that last bit backwards. Lucifer says the same as Mammon’s first part but adds on that the others can be embarrassing. Satan says ‘like you’re not!?’ The butcher looks at this back of idiots who all look roughly the same age and nothing alike and says “ah. I see.” Then says “MC is your friend or…”Asmo laughs and calls the butcher nosy and says he and MC are a couple and that they’re they love of his life (the butcher previously also was introduced to Beel & MC and Mammon & Mc as couples…), Mammon says MC’s his servant (what a dick. I love him so much), Belphie says he thought the story was they hired MC as their babysitter (and that doesn’t sound shady at all) MC can say they’re a.) family This makes Beel & lucifer really happy and they agree. b.) their master, Mammon says MC’s got it wrong and it’s the other way around. Levi says that at least in Mammon’s case they got it right. c.) their babysitter – Satan protests to being called a baby. The Butcher’s like right….I kind of don’t wanna ask for anymore details but it’s nice you’re all so close.

Up in the hotel Beel is on his 37th meat pie much to Asmo’s dismay. Diavolo greets them and apologizes for the time, MC asks ‘what kinda bullfuckery is going on now’. Since last night there’ve been rumours of an evil spirit (aren’t diavolo & Barbatos also technically evil spirits…) Last night a guest had coming running to the front desk, seeming very pale and petrified with fear insisting there was something in the room with them. Though they don’t say a word Mammon gets shocked by this and Levi gets upset. Several staff members had gone to investigate but what they’d seen had left them shaking and unable to speak. They shock was so much that everyone who’d seen it had been admitted to the hospital. Mammon starts nervously laughing, saying it must have been all in their imagination, the way he words it makes it sound like he’s implying evil spirits aren’t real which I find hilarious. Levi, stuttering, backs him up. Satan says they can’t have all imagined it (isn’t this a thing though? Wait lemme google it up. Mass hallucinations or epidemic hysteria. The first two examples are during the middle ages and they both happened to nuns which is odd. The first was a nun who kept biting other nuns and it spread till the nuns were biting each other. The other was a nun who kept meowing and well that spread. Hey you guys need to read the wiki page for the examples of this it’s really fucking interesting). Mammon ignores Satan and tries to leave citing ‘stuff’ he’s gotta do. And Levi suddenly remembers some of his prior commitments as well. Asmo calls them out for being suspicious and Mammon stutters through the whole sentence denying it. Lucifer bans them from leaving which upsets them and Satan realises that they were called to get rid of the spirit. MC (who’s a shit) asks why the demon king’s son can’t take care of it or if it’s safe for demons to exorcise evil spirits. He says he’s got meetings the whole morning and that the spirit is something he can’t keep waiting till later. He says that though to humans they may seem similar, demons and evil spirits are very different beings. He also says the spirit is the kind that’ll be hard even for demons to handle alone. Asmo asks if that means Diavolo knows what it is. He says it’s a bogeyman (Me: *snort*)

The twins are surprised, Diavolo asks MC whether they know what it is. Bogeymen are well known even in the human world, with children fearing they may be hiding in dark corners of their rooms, they don’t have their own form and instead appear as your greatest fear (and isn’t this the thing from harry potter? A boggart right?) Belphie asks how it could have ended up in Corvo and Lucifer turns to the two obvious suspects as they try to inch their way towards the door. Through stutters they try to explain that they weren’t trying to run away. Lucifer’s so pissed at this point his text has stopped appearing in bold and is now appearing in red. Mammon throws Levi under the bus, saying he wouldn’t stop adding all these new upgrades to crowe, levi says it was Mammon doing that using Levi’s account and money. Levi said Mammon wanted to try an effect called “Pandora’s Gacha” which would give you a random effect that you weren’t told about beforehand. When Lucifer yells at them to quiet his text is both bold and red so you know he’s seconds away from murdering them. He makes them explain everything properly from the beginning and there’s a flashback.  They’re both in Levi’s room, realising how badly they fucked up, as black mist starts to swirl around them (they also keep finishing each other’s sentences as they talk about how fucked they are which I thought was cute). Levi says he has no idea what they summoned but that it should definitely not be loose in the human world and Mammon cusses out crowe (which fair? Which did an update to crowe let loose an evil spirit? Maybe cause crowe’s also connected to the devildom but I can’t imagine anyone in the devildom wanting to be surprised with an evil spirit either… and shouldn’t they correct that bug before someone in the human world summons something that only crowe in the devildom is supposed to summon. But I guess Levi’s crowe is a prototype). Crowe actually answers Mammon and starts telling what it is an what it does as the mist starts taking form. Crowe congratulates them on winning a ‘super special rare effect’, Mammon asks how they could congratulate them when this sucks. The mist forms into Lucifer in his demon form resulting in the two of them screaming and panicking, Mammon’s chanting ‘no’ over and over again and Levi shrieks at Crowe to get rid of it and Crowe asks if he wants to transfer the bogeyman to another location. Crowe asks permission to use 1000DP to install an update to do that, which makes Levi hesitate but Mammon agrees. Crowe asks where they would like to send it. Levi starts stuttering saying he doesn’t know and Mammon says anywhere but here. Levi then stutters out hotel corvo. (So I have questions: Does the bogeyman appear as what you fear the most in general or what you fear the most at the time you see it? Like since before it formed a shape they were already freaking out about Lucifer getting pissed at them so in that one moment that’s what they were scared of more than anything else. Also does it transform into your collective fear? Like since Mammon & Levi met it together it transformed into a pissed demon Lucifer cause that’s the one thing they both fear the most but if it met the two of them individually would it transform into something they alone fear the most? I’m asking cause the two of them seem to piss off Lucifer so much, and despite knowing the consequences for their actions this does not stop them from doing more things to piss off Lucifer, and they’ve been doing this for thousands upon thousands of years that it doesn’t make sense that the thing they fear the most would be Lucifer.)

Back in the present mammon happily compliments Levi on his quick thinking of transferring it to Corvo, Levi happily takes the compliment, calling himself a genius and saying he’d seen an ad for corvo right before the whole bogeyman thing appeared and it popped into his head. “How very interesting…” Says Lucifer with a smile on his face and remembering where they are right now Levi gasps. Lucifer quotes back what they just said to each other before transforming into his demon form making the two of them start screaming again. Belphie says the two of them redefine stupid. Barbatos, with a smile, says he’s pleased they found the cause of all this. And Satan remarks that Barbatos seems really pissed. Beel says the way he’s smiling makes it scarier and actually reminds him of Satan (I love the smiling despite being consumed with seething murderous rage thing some of the demons do. We even saw Mammon do it in that one Devilgram where the brothers for once actually managed to piss him off enough to make him transform into his demon form.) Barbatos says he’ll leave the clean up to Lucifer and the others. Lucifer, now back to normal, agrees despite looking upset and saying he’d rather not. Barbatos drags diavolo to his meeting despite Diavolo protesting and saying he doesn’t want to leave as things get interesting and asking if he can reschedule the meetings, Barbatos says Diavolo had promised to be professional and get all his work done if Barbatos let him come and stay in the human world. Diavolo asks MC if they can have a gossip session about everything that’s gonna happen later and they promise to. Diavolo complains again and Barbatos smiles and goes ‘Young Master.’ And Diavolo immediately fold and leaves. Belphie comments on how even Diavolo wouldn’t dare cross Barbatos when he’s pissed. Asmo and Satan say Levi and Mammon should fix this mess. Mammon says as brothers they should stick together. Belphie says he doesn’t get to play the brother card at his convenience. Asmo asks if MC agrees with him. Levi gives them puppy dog eyes and asks if MC will abandon them. If MC says they should all work together Mammon gets all sparkly eyed and says he knew MC would agree and Levi gets all sparkly eyed and says MC’s the best. Belphie says he doesn’t want to be stuck dealing with this. If MC says it’s their fault and they should figure it out Mammon asks them if that doesn’t sound too harsh and Levi says he understands that nobody cares about them. Satan calls them tweedled-dee and tweedled-dum and says they brought it on themselves. Beel asks Lucifer what they’ll do. Lucifer says Mammon & Levi should deal with it, Levi tries to protest but Asmo says they should have known this would happen. They’re interrupted by Simeon and Solomon, with Solomon saying he wants MC to take care of this.

Lucifer asks why they’re here. Solomon says Barbatos told him and that the bogeyman was a perfect opportunity that they can’t let go to waste and that he wants to make it MC’s final exam. MC can say it sounds exciting or crazy, MC’s a lunatic so after they say the first Solomon is pleased and says he’d expect nothing less from his apprentice and that this is gonna be hard but it’ll make it more rewarding. Simeon laughs and says Solomon seems to have rubbed off on MC, he pauses and adds “in a good way”. Solomon smiling says that they’ll have Simeon with them as help. Simeon says he’d only come by to deliver cakes but had gotten kidnapped by Solomon. MC says they could use Simeon’s help, he’s silent for a moment but agrees though he says he doesn’t know how much help he’ll be. The others agree to come along to watch/help MC’s exam. Mammon gets all sparkly at the thought of his ‘sweet little brothers’ coming to help but Belphie says none of them are doing it for him or Levi but for MC instead. Levi says he feels like they really lucked out here. Solomon asks Lucifer if he has any protests. Lucifer looks tired and done but agrees to it all. They end up in a really creepy bloodstained hall bathed in red light. Beel asks Levi not to walk plastered on to him. Levi stutters and says he can’t. Mammon, also thoroughly freaked out, holds on to MC as they walk and says the hallway is really creepy. Asmo scolds him for using this as an excuse to hold MC. Lucifer tells them all to stfu. From the far end of the fall they hear growling until from the shadows something roars and comes charging towards them.  Mammon screams.

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Hunter Noceda AU: Venance

(can't digitalize these rn so you'll get the sketches for now)

So yeah, Golden Guard version two!

When Belos does find out about Hunter in YBOS, Hunter gets the bomb dropped about them being related (idk how yet). but Hunter obviously doesn’t believe in it. Until Hunting Palismen comes around and they find this small thingy, Venance.

(thank you @bernardo-draws-and-cries​​ for the name. Its based on the name Venâncio, which means “the one who hunts”)

He is another grimwalker made by Belos, he’s 12 (yeah.) and way more stressed (Belos has gotten more iron fisted after losing Hunter). Someone save this poor child

- He’s just starting out as the Golden Guard (and he’s not a coven head. Kikimora is. And she still wants him dead too), he’s still getting the hang of it. He does act tough and serious, way more serious than canon GG/Hunter, no space for goofyness.

- So yeah, a duo Hunting Palismen thing would be fun. Haven’t sorted out everything here but I do think Hunter would also go with Luz because of no palisman reasons. And he hasn’t met Ven yet, he only heard Lilith talking about him and Luz and Eda dealing with him on Separate Tides (he was busy drowning in guilt and trying to help with the money situation in other ways), so when he meets Ven and when he sees his face and how similar they are (and how many scars that kid already has), he’s reasonably confused/upset, like “Oh, that creepy man wasn’t lying. This doesn’t make anything on this situation better”

- After the initial surprise/confusion, Luz and Hunter jokingly call him Ghaterer until they learn his name, then they start calling him Ven. At first Ven hates this nickname but ends up reluctantly accepting it.

- Even before Eclipse Lake he’s so scared about being replaced, and knowing about Hunter’s existence in the Boiling Isles makes it worse, now he’s super sure he isn’t as valuable to Belos anymore. So he hates Hunter

- Hunter: come here youre part of the found family now

Ven: NO

Hunter: too late *picks him up*

Hunter: If Luz taught me something is that if you didn’t want to get assimilated into my found family, you should have killed me when you had the chance

Yeah that’s their dynamic when Hunter learns a bit more about him

- Venance doesn’t have much respect as the Golden Guard yet. He’s small (like, maybe even less than 1,50m/4′11″), young, has just been starting out on this role, like, in the last few months, could easily be picked up like a kitty, so he has to fight quite a bit to be taken seriously. Which results on him being way more grumpy and short tempered

- So he doesn’t take it very well when hes made fun of by the scouts in Latissa. Not at all

- Hunter, who was joking around until then:…are you okay?

Ven: I AM! *barely holding the tears back*

Hunter:

Hunter: that’s it youre part of the family now

Ven: you can’t do that

Hunter: we’re two and you’re one, we have your staff and youre very light.

(he still would put up a fight, and it would take a while for it to end. And he bites hard, he has very sharp fangs)

- Scouts: Go home with your sibiling

Hunter: *oh. Oh yeah i forgot we have the same freaking face*

- They don’t know yet about the grimwalker thing. Well, maybe Ven discovers later but at the moment where Hunting Palismen happens, neither of them know anything besides them being related, Ven got told he is his brother, and that Hunter was taken away from the coven before he was born

- Rascal seeing Hunter: hey you’re cool, i kinda want to be your palisman

Rascal seeing Ven: oh heck this kid needs help 

- I’m not sure if Hunter gets Lil Rascal. Because on one side, would be fun for him to have Lil Rascal and train doing magic like this, but also could be good for Ven to have some small support back at home, like how they are to Hunter in canon. So this hasn’t been decided yet. Hunter could either get Lil Rascal and Ven doesn’t get a palisman/gets a blue jay palisman, or Ven gets Lil Rascal and Hunter comes back also empty handed

- So I’m going with the no palisman for Hunter route for now. 

- It’s a bitter moment for both him and Luz. He tries to convince her that it’s okay, that they’ll get theirs soon, but she still kinda feels like a failure about this. And he himself thinks it’s because they don’t have a magic bile sac, so it’s not a good time for them. Eda and King lift their spirits a bit about this, though.

- Either by peeking around or just flat out being told, Ven does learn about him (and Hunter) being grimwalkers. What does he do with that? He has a crisis about it, which raises even more the stakes for him in Eclipse Lake. He still wouldn’t know his purpose for the Day of Unity, but he would know that he was created for it and could lose his position if he didn’t prove himself worthy of it.

- He would explode at Hunter one day and end up telling the truth about them being Grimwalkers (after Eclipse Lake)

- Ven: Do you want to know what you really are?! You’re a clone! You’re just someone’s clone just like me! A replacement!

Hunter, trying to not freak out but freaking out anyways: ...are you okay?

Ven; WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- If Belos is searching for Hunter, on the grounds of him being a more mature grimwalker than Venance, Ven could end up resorting to sabotaging the searches, he doesn’t want to be replaced.

- And he’s making Ven convinced that he will be replaced, to pit both boys against eachother. He gets Ven more under his thumb and not risking Hunter making Ven change his mind. Which doesn’t work as he intented, Ven does get scared about it but Hunter ends up pretty quickly going “dude why do you think I want to replace you?” and Ven is quickly thrown into a loop because he can’t understand why he wouldn’t want to do that

- Ven: what do you mean with “I don’t wanna be the Golden Guard”? If you’re like me you should DESIRE IT SINCE YOU WERE BORN

Hunter: lol no. I dealt with my need of approval a year ago on therapy.

Hunter: Also being a cop sucks.

- This boy is a tense child always a few bad moments away from a breakdown/meltdown. And has anger problems. A lot of anger in a very tiny body

- There’s some more interactions between Ven and the Noceda duo, and he would rather die than admit that he’s got slightly attached to them

- Eda: Luz told me that Golden Guard is a uwu smol boi that needs to be protected, hell knows what this means 

Hunter, who definetly came there too because FUCKING COOL ASS CAVE AND LAKE: i hate/love her

Ven: If i ever see that human again-

Amity AND Hunter: watch your fucking mouth

(definetly not how it would play out but very funny sdkdshdfsj)

- In terms of strength he couldn’t defeat Amity in a fight for the key, he would lean more on the blackmailing. He is a 12 year old but he’s still on a position of power on the emperor’s coven and he knows where the key is, it would put the owlfam on Belos’ line of sight again (if they even ever went away from it)

- That or he passes out, gets dragged out of there by them (he’s a lil shit but they’re not going to leave him there alone where Kikimora could kill him) and he falls asleep for 12 hours in the couch on the owl house. Which ends up giving him a day where he can be just a kid. He’s very weirded out by everything but he enjoys it a little bit at least. He would still try to get the key and would be torn apart by the guilt of thinking of doing this and the guilt of not doing this

- It wouldn’t take much to make him want to stay in the owl house. He’s starved for positive attention. It wouldn’t be easy but also it’s not as hard as for how Hunter is right now in canon

- I don’t think this could happen but I keep thinking about one day him and Hunter switching places so he can be just a kid for one day. Would be cool to see him sneaking into Hexside (or being dragged there, which is more likely to happen) and interacting with Willow and Gus

And that’s some of what we have for Ven right now! He’s a fun character to figure out :3

This took SO MUCH TIME to write

#toh #the owl house #long post #golden guard #hunter noceda au #au #toh au #toh oc #i guess? #alec talks #my art #venance