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underworld-park-offical · 9 months

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CRAIG: Wait holy shit

CRAIG: My fucking phone

CRAIG: Guys

CRAIG: My phone

CRAIG: IT WORKS

EVERYONE: UGHHHHH

TOLKIEN: Well if your phone works, that could be the plausible explanation as to why the intercoms are still functional while the power is out

CRAIG: Okay ate Shakespeare

CRAIG: Atespeare

TOLKIEN and TWEEK: You are so annoying oh my god

TOLKIEN: I want to kill you just for that

TWEEK: If you want to kill him I'll hold him down

TOLKIEN: Deal

CRAIG: Oh woah

CRAIG: Spooky

CRAIG: It's giving back rooms

TOLKIEN: Craig did you just say owo?

CRAIG: I am going to beat you up

TOLKIEN: Nevermind

TWEEK: What

TOLKIEN: Oh its nothing

TOLKIEN: Just ignore him

CLYDE: Woahhh

CLYDE: Guys there's like

CLYDE: An echo now!

CLYDE: Hi Clyde! (Clyde! Clyde!)

CLYDE: This is so cool (cool cool cool)

TOLKIEN: Since when did our hallways get so….

TOLKIEN: Creepy?

TOLKIEN: Tweek, this happened when you got here

TOLKIEN: Are you an alien?

TWEEK: NO??????????

TOLKIEN: Demon?

TWEEK: NO?????????????????

TOLKIEN: Huh

TOLKIEN: I'm out of ideas

TOLKIEN: ….

TOLKIEN: Stan would have a field day with you

CLYDE: Stan would

CRAIG: Oh yea, I'm totally recording that when it happens

TWEEK: Can I get a puddin out of it?

CRAIG: Sure

CRAIG: I can venmo you the money for it

CRAIG: Do you like

CRAIG: Have venmo?

TWEEK: What the fuck is venmo???? CRAIG: Not you not knowing what venmo is

CRAIG: Loser

CLYDE: Yoooo thunder crackling right now

CRAIG: (records) Hey guys welcome back to my blog and sorry that the cam quality is so ass

CRAIG: There's currently a power outage out at the school

CRAIG: Its not giving

CRAIG: Anyways

CRAIG: Make sure to like and subscribe for more

TOLKIEN: ARE YOU FUCKING FILIMG THIS RIGHT NOW????

CRAIG: Yeah, so?

TOLKIEN: What do you mean, so?!

TOLKIEN: There's nothing to even film, it's dark as shit

CRAIG: Doesn't mean there can't be content

TOLKIEN: I swear.

TOLKIEN: TO GOD

CRAIG: Lmao Tolkien you're right

CRAIG: The cam quality is so ass

TOLKIEN: See? I told you

TOLKIEN: Fucking queer

CRAIG: I am

CRAIG: LITERALLY

CRAIG: Not gay

TWEEK: Hey uh

TWEEK: Guys?

TWEEK: Shouldn’t we like…. check to see why the intercoms or whatever you're calling them are doing that? CLYDE: Yeah! Oh my god you're so smart

CLYDE: That's like

CLYDE: Not normal behavior.

TOLKIEN: Ahem

TOLKIEN: Clyde

CLYDE: What????

TOLKIEN: I am

TOLKIEN: Right here

INTERCOM: ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ OOOOH ╧╧╧╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ D ╬ R ╬ A╬M ╧ AAAAA╬ ╬

INTERCOM: ╬ ╬ ■ C╒╬O ╬N╬TROL ╧ ■ ╧ YOUR ╬ M╬ A╬ N╬ ╬ ╧ ╒╒╒╒ ╬ ■ ■ ╬

CRAIG: Omg

CRAIG: I'm so putting this on my blog

TWEEK: Read the room, dude…

TWEEK: Read the fucking room

CLYDE: This is the one time I hate the morning announcements

TOLKIEN: The only time you like the announcements is when they announce Pizza Fridays, babe

CLYDE: Shhhhhh

CLYDE: I mean you're right but shhhhhh

TWEEK: But seriously, we should go

TWEEK: I think someone of some kind of authority would have come over by now

TWEEK: We should like

TWEEK: Check it out or something…

CLYDE: You're so right, Tweek

TOLKIEN: Clyde.

TOLKIEN: I am

TOLKIEN: RIGHT here

CLYDE: So….

CLYDE: No thruple?

TOLKIEN: NO

CLYDE: Ah…

CLYDE: Rats….

TWEEK: Shut up Clyde, nobody likes you

CLYDE: Wuh- buh-

CLYDE: BUT YOU LISTENED TO ME RANT ABOUT NIGHTCORE?????

CLYDE: I THOUGHT WE HAD A MOMENT??????????

CLYDE: I THOUGHT THERE WAS A SPARK?????????????

TWEEK: Aren't you taken?

CLYDE: …

CLYDE: Oh yeah…

TOLKIEN: Porkchop

TOLKIEN: Sweetheart

TOLKIEN: Love of my goddamn life

TOLKIEN: You are

TOLKIEN: So stupid sometimes

CLYDE: But you love me for it~

TOLKIEN: Debatable

CLYDE: WHAT?????

TOLKIEN: I'm kidding, you goober

TOLKIEN: ....maybe

CLYDE: TOLKIEN DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THAT

TOLKIEN: I can't resist it, ya know

INTERCOMS: ╬ ╬╬ ■ T╧ ╬ W■ ╬ ■ EE╬ ╧ K■ ╧ ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ ╧ ╧ ╬ ■ ╬ ■ ╬ ╒ ╒ ╒

TWEEK: Guys, the intercoms…

CLYDE: Right right

CRAIG: This is not giving right now

CRAIG: Do we like

CRAIG: Have too?

TWEEK: I would say so

CRAIG: Literally why smh

TWEEK: Because they just called my name!?

CRAIG: What do you think I am?

CRAIG: A mechanic?

TWEEK: Yeah but still…

TWEEK: I think the longer we stay here, the more likely we are to get murdered or something?

CLYDE: WAHHHH I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEE

TOLKIEN: There there, you won't die

TOLKIEN: But if you do I'll bury you in dinosaur bones like you've always wanted

CLYDE: And play my favorite nightcore playlist at my funeral?

TOLKIEN: And play your favorite nightcore playlist at your funeral, yes

CLYDE: Good, Good, by the way, babe, do you know where the generator room is?

TOLKIEN: No, why would I?

CLYDE: Cuz you're like

CLYDE: Super smart and stuff

TOLKIEN: Aww…

CRAIG: Rizzler moment!

TWEEK: Should be to the left

TOLKIEN: How do you know that?

TOLKIEN: You just got here

CRAIG: Not Tweek being a sussy baka rn

CRAIG: Smh

CRAIG: Omg hold up

CRAIG: Who

CRAIG: Who is getting in the middle of the recording right now?

TWEEK: Your mom

CLYDE: Hehe, nice

CRAIG: This is NOT a slay right now

CRAIG: Get this British away from me

PIP: Shut the fuck up you crusty motherfucker

PIP: I always hated your two tone Google chrome metrophone megaphone ass

PIP: And that's saying a lot because I hate all of you

PIP: But it was always the influencer I didn't like

TOLKIEN: Nobody likes influencers

PIP: True, but this one was the most insufferable

PIP: Craig_The_Real_Bitch, Right?

CRAIG: *Craig_The_Real_Tucker

TWEEK: Did he just say the asterisk out loud????

CRAIG: Yes, I'm correcting him, that's why I said *Craig_The_Real_Tucker

TOLKIEN: He does that alot

TOLKIEN: We’re desensitized to it at this point

PIP: God why do you say all these underscores

PIP: You aren't a blonde crop top wearing bimbo you overrated sonic the hedgehog wannabe

PIP: Now anyways,

PIP: Turn off that goddamn phone

PIP: Pretend this is the movie theater!

PIP: Have some class, fuckface

PIP: Pay attention when I am talking to you

CRAIG: No <3

PIP: …

PIP: Fine then, I’ll just turn off that phone myself

PIP: Better yet, I'll break it

CRAIG: No please my phone is literally my life support

CRAIG: If you break it I’ll like

CRAIG: Totally die

CRAIG: Or something

PIP: Shut that shit and perish

CRAIG: Fine, fine, fine…

PIP: Thank you

PIP: Now that we’ve hit mute on the insufferable prick here

PIP: I'm sure you’re all wondering, “How is he alive right now? Didn’t he get crushed to death???”

PIP: To that I say, you're right!

PIP: I'm not at all alive

PIP: I am in fact, very,

PIP: VERY

PIP: Dead.

CLYDE: WAHHHHUGFYUKGTP(YYIFDIGFYCYIG

CLYDE: ZOMBIE!!!!!!

CRAIG: Its giving the walking dead

CRAIG: Slay

PIP: Shut up you fake ass botox injected taki munching booty crunching dollar tree ass Charli D’Amealio

PIP: I am not a zombie, that's just cheesy!

PIP: I am, however

PIP: ╬A bad motherfucker ╬

(( EDITS MADE BY @pissblanket the backrooms edit was all me ))

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starbees-stuff · 2 months

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Magical Nights

Part 2 of 2! (make sure to read part 1 if you haven't!)

Story below the cut!

“A-ah! I’m sor…I-I mean..U-Umm..” “U-Uh just, n-nevermind.” “what's your name?”-Colby asked.

The Girl Opened her Mouth for a second, seemingly ready to say her name..But..

“W-whut Na..me?”-The girl said in a confused tone.

“H-huh? Don't..” “D-Don’t you have a name?”

“What Naame?”-She repeated.

“Do..d-do you not know WHAT a name is?”

The girl shook her head in response. Colby was Shocked..how could she not know what a name is!?

All of a sudden Colby felt a strange amount of energy come over Him after finding out about the girl’s name problem..

“Wuh-wait here! I-I’ll be back in a second!”

Colby Ran out of the Classroom and came back only moments later, Now holding his sketchbook in hand, Motivated to teach.

“See this?” “Book.” Colby held the sketchbook up with his hand, and pointed at it with his left. “B-Book is its name, Everything has a name..” Colby put his sketchbook on the floor and slid it to her.

“Name…book.”-She said Slowly.

“N-now you’re getting it!” “I-I have a name too!” Colby pointed at himself with both hands.. -“Colby!”

“Culdee!”

“No-no, it's Col-bee.”

“Col..bee” “C-Colby! Colby name!”-She said happily.

“G-great! Now what’s yours?”-Colby asked.

The girl paused, and her smile disappeared..

"...N-no Name!”-She exclaimed, distressed.

“Y..Y-you really don’t have one?”-Colby blurted out in surprise- “U-Umm, Uh, Y-you could..Th-think of one for yourself..”

Hmmm…The girl sat there for a while in silence, thinking of a name for herself..

Colby started to feel embarrassed while waiting, thinking about how enthused he was to teach her about names n’ whatnot. I’m so stupid..

Colby took notice of the Ever growing silence- “I-If you can’t think of anything, I could try..”

“Rweally? Do do!”-She Joyously replied.

“O-oh! Umm...well I-I’ll try..”

Colby Grabbed his pencil and book and started to think..

(Name…a name..) Colby Thinked and thinked, trying to come up with a good name..(Tulip? Daisy? Rose? No…. maybe Posie? Sunny? N-no this is a real person we’re talking about-) (Carrie? She doesn’t look like one.. Didi?..M-Maybe, I don’t know..)

And finally, after a little while, he finally wrote something down.

“I-Is this good?”-He said, sliding his book to her.

She held the book in her hands and Looked at her name.. “Muhwee?”

“N-no, MILL-E.” He corrected.

“Millie..”

“Millie Like! Ehehe!”-She said with a Joyous grin on her face.

“A-Alright!”-Colby responded.

Colby noticed something odd..Despite already having accepted the name he picked, Millie continued to flip through his sketchbook.

Colby’s face went red when he realized what she was doing.. S-she's looking at his drawings!

“W-wait wait! Y-you don’t wanna look at those!-” Colby snatched His sketchbook out of Millie’s hands and into his own-“Th-those are all bad, you sh-should look at S-Something else.”

“Nooo, Millie wanna look...please?”

“I-I..don’t know..”

“Oh…okie..” She said with a disappointed look on her face.

Colby was hesitant, Colby was sure that She’d hate his embarrassing art but after seeing her reaction, his heart sank a little. Millie’s feelings mattered more than his, He didn’t like seeing her sad, and he didn’t enjoy denying someone who had been so kind to him. He didn't wanna hurt her. Even if she despised it, Colby could handle it. He always did…

Colby Gulped.. “H-here, i-it’s fine..”

Colby Anxiously handed the book over to Millie. her face lit when she saw it, and grabbed the book out of Colby’s hand.

Colby couldn’t help but get choked up, as he watched Millie flip through the almost endless amounts of finished drawings, and random doodles he made, anticipating her Response.

And then.. It finally came.

Broomy and Millie Both gave a double thumbs up!

Colby was shocked.. “H-huh?”

“You good!” She exclaimed.

Colby felt his cheeks get Flushed, the choking feeling in his throat he once had only a moment ago was gone, and was replaced with an Odd feeling in chest. Colby could never explain what it accurately felt like in words, it wasn’t bad, it was quite a nice, Oddly Warm and tingly feeling.

“Y-you..Like it?..” “Th…Thank you!”-Colby said Joyfully.

Colby noticed the page that Millie had stopped on had a drawing he made of a certain character..

“C-can I tell you about s-something!”-Colby asked excitedly.

Millie Nodded yes.

“D-do you see that? Th-that's bucket boy. He’s from a tv show I used to watch! He’s the sidekick to Trashcan man. Bucket boy uses a-all kinds of gadgets he invented and trashcan man uses trash and-Oh-Oh! I forgot there's also a bunch of villains my f-favorite is called tup-tip, he’s really fun-a-and did you know in an episode they forgot to color The station master’s Helmet In?? It’s all based on a comic but I’ve never read it-”

Broomy and Millie Listened to Colby ramble on and on About the Adventures of trashcan man for ages. Millie didn’t say much, she Loved listening to Him talk on and on about something he liked. Not to mention, she got to learn a little bit too.

“What do you think?” He asked.

“Millie lu-like the Thingy About Trashman He’s Silly hehehe!"-She giggled.

“Heh, I-I guess it is a bit weird..but I like it anyway.”

“Ugh..it’s really c-cold in here..”-He said, holding himself shivering.

Colby wasn’t that bothered by the cold of the Room before, but it was steadily getting worse. Colby was freezing, he could see his breath when he exhaled, and he could even feel his hands freezing in his Golden cotton gloves. Just where was this draft coming in from anyway?

Colby stood up, and surveyed The classroom for a moment. He figured out that the Draft was coming from one of the windows in the classroom.

“Th-the window!-”

Colby walked to the window and was in disbelief..The glass in the window was completely gone!

Colby also noticed something rather odd, the floor was wet, snow was coming in from the outside! Colby took a peek out the window and saw the entire outside was covered in a lite sheet of snow. Tunderton, the city he lives in, is a very warm place, it had been a very long time since Colby saw his Home blanketed in white.

“what happened to the window!?”-Colby said.

“Oooh! Mullie and broomy come in dere.” “ehehe, Millie broke Butt here.” She pointed at the floor.

“you…Y-YOU BROKE IN!? W-why would you do that!?”-Colby said loudly in shock and worry.

“Nono be scream! Broomy Fix!”

“Broomy? F-Fix? W-what do you mean?-”

“Broomy, know what do! Right boomy?”

Broomy gave a thumbs up, cracked his wooden knuckles, and twiddled his fingers. and what Colby saw was nothing short of amazing.

Colby saw something on the ground start to sparkle and glow, from the spot rose the glass from the window, It was Completely intact! It flew through the air and left a trail of dissipating pink sparkles behind. Once it came back into the window, Broomy twiddled his thumb, and within an instant, the glass snapped into place, like it had never been removed at all.

Colby was utterly shocked and mesmerized.. “Nono..Th-that's impossible….How..” “H-HOW DID HE DO THAT?”

“Good booomy…” Millie said, as he patted broomy on the “head”.

“H-how did broomy do that!?!”

“Do whut?” She asked.

“Th-the f-floating thing! He made it fly! I-I-I’ve never seen anything do that before!”

“Ehehehe! Millie thought everybody could do that.”

“Y-you…really need to get out more.” “W-wait a minute…Everyone? In-including you?..”

“Mmhmm!” She nodded.

“C-can you show me?”

“Mmm…millie’s not useful Like broomy’s..”

“I-I don’t mind! Please?”

“really? hehe, Alright! Time for a trick..”-Millie Exclaimed.

She walked over to the Middle of the room and took a breath in, As Colby watched attentively.

Millie clapped once, and began to mutter-“🎵Dum dum ba-ba-dada-dee-dum bumdeedadadumdededum🎵” Under her breath as she danced around clumsily. Colby felt a bit confused while watching, was this some kind of ritual? Or was Millie just having fun?

Millie’s Musical mumblings Only grew louder as she continued to dance around. Millie spinned around and reached out her finger’s, finally doing her trick.. She shot out sparkling pink and tiny, almost snowflake-like stars right from her fingertips, Colby watched in utter amazement as the entire dark classroom, once only lit by a simple flashlight, was engulfed in a bright Pink Hue, and gentle falling stars.

Colby watched as one of the Small stars landed on his hand and quickly melted into nothing but a small pink spot on his glove..

“I-I..I can’t believe I'm not dreaming..” “I-I never knew something this strange could e-even..E-Exist!” Colby said with Wonder, bewilderment, and fascination in his voice..

“Play!”-Millie exclaimed, as she pulled Colby into the dance..

“M-MILLIE!-” Colby yelled out in Surprise!

“It’s fun! have some happy!”-Millie said with a smile on her face.

Colby was in complete embarrassment. He didn’t like dancing One bit, and he felt uncomfortable when Millie touched him, it was horrible! Colby was sloppy, nearly tripping on his own feet, struggling to keep up with Millie’s clumsy and random movements.

However.. the longer it went on, the more things started to click. He started to loosen up, He was still embarrassed but Colby didn’t think about it as much, He was focused on…well dancing. he was hopping up and down, spinning, and tapping his foot in a way sort of similar to Millie, but with his own weird style. It was oddly…fun. Even broomy joined in on the fun bobbing up and down to the imaginary music.

Colby eventually reached his limit, and Tumbled onto the ground, exhausted. Millie finished her dance soon after, she struck a pose and pointed her hand towards the ceiling, intending to shoot out one more burst Of magical wonderment, however, it had a very unintended result.

Millie felt her index finger go Numb, she lowered her hand down to look at it, only to see her finger glow a blood red. Millie screamed, when out of her finger shot not a spray of sparkles, but instead a large translucent ball, the recoil of which blew millie onto her feet!

The ball bounced around the entire classroom at a blistering speed, violently impacting nearly everything in sight. Colby was equally as scared as Millie, but not because of the ball specifically, he was scared for Her and Broomy's safety! Colby rushed, and grabbed Broomy first, throwing him under one of the few desks that weren’t knocked over. Colby tried to rush to Millie, but unfortunately, he couldn’t make it in time. Much to Colby’s shock and terror the violent rebounding ball flew in from behind Colby and Smashed into Millie's face, bouncing off her as well. Colby Yelled out Millie’s name as he saw her scream out in pain, and clutch her mouth after the ball hit her. He took her hand and quickly guided her under the desk. All three of them waited for the ball’s rampage to stop and it eventually did, impacting one final time onto Colby’s own sketchbook.

Colby saw Millie's eyes tear up from the pain..“M-Millie are you Ok?”-Colby asked, very worried.

Millie stopped clutching her mouth, and spat out several shards and a few of her own teeth, pooled in blood.

“O-oh, no..”-Colby said in shock.

Millie turned her head to Colby and gave a bloodied smile..“m-millie O-ok..”-Millie said in a shaky voice, trying to hold back the pain.

“M-millie..I’m S-So sorry..”

“N-no, it Millie wrong!”-Millie said, trying to reassure Colby.

“No! If I had gotten to you sooner this never would've happened! I’m so awful..”

“Culdee..”

Suddenly, Colby’s attention was caught by a strange ruffleing noise coming from the spot where the Dangerous ball had landed..

The three of them took a glance at each other and nodded in silent agreement. Broomy, Colby, and Millie, all crawled out from under the upright desk and cautiously moved toward the strange sound.

When the trio got closer they stopped once they saw the source of the noise.

It was Colby’s sketchbook, Lying there on the ground Squirming, the book leaked out Rainbow coloured steam, similar to the sparkly clouds Millie had made not too long ago.

Colby mustered up the courage and reached out for the book, wanting to know what’s really wrong with his book.

Colby picked up the book slowly, and felt his anxiety bubble up the closer he brought it to him, something wasn’t right, he had a feeling.

Colby shakily turned the book on its front and felt his heart sink into his stomach once he saw what was exactly wrong with his beloved book.

It had eyes! Colby made eye contact with the book and saw its bulging bloodshot eyes go wide..

“W-WAUGH!”

The book started to frantically try to pull itself out of Colby’s grasp, Colby quickly Lost his grip and the book aggressively flew out of Colby’s hands making him tumble over flat onto the ground..

Millie and Broomy Helped Colby back on his feet, and when Colby looked up he saw His book, Flying around the room Manically at a blistering speed, Clumsily Hitting itself into the walls, desks, shelves, and various things that filled the Room.

“Wh-whats wrong with it!?”-Colby asked.

“Mu-millie don’t know!”-Millie answered.

“I-I’m gonna try to get it!” -Colby said.

Colby Climbed on top of one of the desks and waited for the perfect moment. Once the book came flying in Colby's direction, Colby jumped in the air and caught it! He came crashing down onto the floor and gripped onto the book as hard as he possibly could, the book kept on trying to furiously escape, but Colby wouldn’t allow it..

Colby turned his head to Millie-“Go G-get a jar or something!”

“What’s Jar!?”

“Ugh..Just-Nevermind!”

“Wh-why, won’t you J-just… stay STILL!?”

Suddenly, The ground in the classroom started to shake, and from the book came a dazzlingly bright rainbow of light that blinded Colby, and made him let go. Colby’s vision returned only a moment later, and saw what the book had done to the classroom. The entire room was covered in fluorescent Constantly changing colors..

The book quickly flew Above the heads of Colby and Millie, and smashed its way through the classroom door. Colby rushed to look outside and Watched the book fly down the hall, painting everything in its path nauseatingly bright.

“C-Colby!-” Millie panicked, shaking his shoulder. Colby turned his head back..

“E-Egads!”

..Every Object in the Classroom was starting to manically Spring to life! The desks were walking around, Papers flying through the air, and worst of all, the walls began to warp and distort, closing in, crushing the room.

The three ran out, and watched as within in an instant…BLAM! The entire classroom Collapsed in on itself, leaving nothing left.

“M-m-millie Wh-what’s going on?”-Colby said, Terrified.

“Where Booky went!”-Millie Said.

“Wh-where it went? Th-that way i think!-” Colby pointed down the hall, and Millie ran down it, with Colby and Broomy following close behind..

The three eventually made it to the Lockers and stopped to look. “Wh-where is it?-”

“Booky..booky..boooky!”

Colby looked around in a panic for any potential trace of where the dastardly Book might’ve gone, just when Colby’s anxiety was reaching a boiling point, he finally spotted something..

“Look! th-There!” Colby pointed to a smashed window that was at the end of the long hall, bringing in the snow, ‘that must’ve been where it went!’ Colby thought.

The school was quickly deteriorating, the roof above them began to melt, grotesque Arm’s began to grow out of the wall’s, and got longer with every second that passed. Colby was shaking and starting to tear up, he was terrified and didn’t know what to do anymore. How could they get out of this? Was he going to die here? he couldn’t think straight.

Colby rushed over to Millie and grabbed onto her shoulders, with tears running down his pale face..

“Wh-what do we do now?? I-I-I’m s-scared!”

Millie wondered the same thing too, she didn’t want her Colby and boomy to get hurt! She knew they had to get to the book to stop it, but how would they get to it now?...wait..GASP!

“Millie has an idea!” She Exclaimed.

“R-really!? Wh-what is it?”

Millie turned her head to Broomy and made a special gesture with her right hand. Broomy gave a Thumbs up and made both of his arms magically disappear back into his wooden stick Body, Millie Picked up Broomy and held the plunger Between her legs, standing up in the front.

Millie beckoned for Colby to come, and he felt very confused.

“M-Millie! Wh-what are you doing?”

Millie beckoned again.. “Do what Millie Do!”

Colby had his doubts, but did as Millie insisted nonetheless. He watched Millie turn her head back once he got on and gave an infectious smile..

“Hold tight!”

“GOGOGOGOOO!” Millie Yelled out as she started to run! Colby was caught off guard by Millie’s sudden sprinting, he tried his hardest to keep in unison with her. The two ran and ran and grew ever closer to the shattered window that laid at the end of the hall.

The longer they ran for, the more annoyed Colby became, what was the point of doing this? Th-this is pointless!

“this isn't doing anything! We're just wasting time…?” Colby realized something odd, the feeling of his shoes clacking against the hard floor had gone..

Colby glanced down at his feet and reeled back in silent shock as he saw the ground go further and further away from him…They were flying!

Colby quickly Looked back Up, and watched in horror as they came closer to the broken window with each passing second.

“M-MILLIE, I TH-THINK WE SHOULD SLOW DOOOWN!”

Colby…regretted getting on.

The trio Smashed threw the fragile Window, Colby held on for dear Life as they climbed higher and higher into the night sky. Thankfully for Colby, Broomy stopped ascending, giving Colby a moment to breathe. Colby Gazed Below and felt a mix of wonderment and sheer terror as he saw his home, Illuminated in the night from so high above. Colby Gazed up and watched the clouds fly by him. He was captivated by the moon and stars that lit the Cold unforgiving night. It was freezing, but the moon gave him warmth.

Colby hated this at first, but now..

“COLBY!”-Millie called, Snapping Colby out of his trance..

“Y-yeah?” Colby replied surprised.

“Look there!”

Colby looked over, and saw Millie Pointing to a big bright city in the distance..

“Wh-what about it?”

“That one that one!”

Colby Squinted and focused more on the Faraway city that Millie pointed to, He could just make out a Tower Inflicted with the same glow that the school had in the distance!

“I-I don’t believe it! H-how could it have gone that far?”-Colby said bewildered.

“wow..Booky fast! But broomy faster..hehe.”

Millie turned her head to colby-“Ready?”

Colby Held onto Broomy extra tight-“R-ready as I’ll ever be..”

“Okay! GOGOGOGOO!” Magical flames burst out of the Rubber cup at the end of Broomy, sending the trio flying at a blazing speed toward the tower ahead! It was exhilarating.

When the trio made it to the Tower in the City, Broomy zipped Up and around the infected tower, steadily flying up to the top. Colby often looked down on the twisty way up, and wondered what the few cars that passed on the road’s below thought of them.

The three had finally made it to the top of the Tower, and there it was, the Thing that caused all of this chaos, the book. Colby Hurried off of Broomy in a huff, and dropped down to the roof..

“W-wait culdee!”

Millie Called, In the hope of stopping Him, But Colby didn't hear. He Ran towards his book determined to stop it, He Jumped in the air and Tackled the dastardly book with all his might!...and Colby caught nothing.

He looked confused at his hands and saw the book he had finally caught only a second earlier, had vanished completely.

Colby turned his head up and saw the book floating only a few steps away, Colby immediately lunged at it and successfully grabbed it! It wasn’t getting away, not this time.

Colby wrestled with the creature, trying as hard as he could to not let it fly away again. It dragged against him furiously, trying to escape Colby’s grasp until…they went too far.

The Ground laid hundreds of feet below. This is how it ends.

They’ll all be happier with me gone…won’t they?

Millie felt her heart sink the moment she saw Colby disappear over that dreaded edge, She put one foot forward, her heart racing, She sprinted and dived off the Building, determined to save him.

She fell and fell, the Wind blowing in her face, soaring down with broomy next to her. She grabbed Colby and the book, Broomy flew under them and tried with all his might to keep them from splattering onto ground! The Four came crashing down into a soft square hedge below. Millie and Broomy shuffled their way out of intertwined branches they found themselves in..

“Colby?” Millie took a look around and scratched her head in confusion. It was so strange, there was no sign of Colby around at all.

Millie felt something lightly pulling her, she looked to her side and saw Broomy there, tugging on her poofy dress.

Broomy pointed, and Millie's eyes went wide with excitement and relief when she saw two Yellow shoes poking out of the hedge! He was safe!

Millie immediately went over and Stuck her hands in the leaves and Pulled them apart only to see!-

“COL!..dee..?”

There laid Colby, still holding the book tightly, with it still squirming in his hands. Colby was staring straight up at the hole he made in the hedge, he didn't make a noise or move at all, he just…stared.

Colby’s attention gently shifted to her, with an indescribable emotion on his face..

“W-Why did you do th-that?” “I s-should be dead..” Colby Muttered, with tears rolling down his tired sickly face.

Millie Smiled warmly. “Millie don’t think so.” She reached out her hands and Pulled Colby out of the branches and leaves he was trapped in..

Colby lost himself in emotions only Moments after he regained his footing. It was an odd feeling, he felt good, he felt guilty, he felt melancholy and wistful, His mind was clear, but full of thoughts at the same time. It was like something changed in him the moment he fell through that hedge.

He had a lot to think about. And for some reason..He blushed too.

Colby's teary eyed thoughts were halted by the sudden Sound of Millie calling his name..

“Colby?” there stood Millie, with a worrying look on her face..

“Y-yeah?” Colby Sniffled.

“Gimmie.” She Stated.

“G-Give what?” He asked.

“Booky!” She answered.

“Bo..WHAT?”

His grasp on the book tightened..

“N-NO! If I let go of this thing for even a second I-It’ll just fly away and WE'LL HAVE TO DO THIS ALL OVER AGAIN!” Colby exclaimed in a fit.

Millie was taken aback by Colby’s volatile Reaction..

“P-please! M-Millie needs to!”

Colby looked at Millie, and then back at the Book, Colby, filled with frustration, shoved the Book into Millie’s hands. Colby stomped off into a corner, crossed his arms, and looked away.

Footsteps.. footsteps..the ruffling of a dress, that's what Colby heard. He, curious, peaked over his shoulder and was surprised to see Millie, crouched down on her knees, doing something to it.

Colby quietly stepped behind Her and took a closer look..

She was.. Cuddling it?

After a little while, Millie released her lite hold on the thing, and Colby watched as it gently fluttered away into the dark blue sky, the Tower turned back to normal too.

Colby was scared and Worried about the loose book, and bit curious too.

Millie got up and turned her head to him..

“Wh-why did you let it go?” Colby asked worriedly.

“Booky was scared…Millie feel it. She answered.

“Scared?..” A sudden flood of Guilt Washed over Colby the Moment he heard that word..”scared.” He looked down at his hands in shame and remorseful thought..

“I-I..I..Never thought about it that way..” He muttered.

“Umm culdee, Millie has a..hmm..whatmamanameit…a Question?” She sheepishly said.

“Yeah?...” He replied, in a sad energyless manner.

“What Umm, Name for when..Millie Like to Spend time with Someone Really Weally much? So much that Millie maybe..wanna do it more?” She Said, twiddling her thumbs..

“Uh..Umm..It's..” Colby paused, and got choked up thinking about the word..

“F..Friend. It’s..Friend.” He answered.

She outstretched her Hand.. “Millie wanna be Friend.” She said in a sweet tone of voice.

Colby’s mind went blank. Friend?..

Why would ANYONE, Wanna be friends with such a cruel, mean heartless Person Like him? Someone who has done Nothing but Bother and waste her time with pointless Borderline incomprehensible NONSENSE all night. Much less want to shake his disgusting, Bruised, and Worthless HAND; She deserves a Better Friend! Not someone so Disgusting, Worthless and..A-And..S-she..A..F-friend..

I wanna be her friend.

Colby Reached out, and his Golden Gloved hand met hers– A soft, warm, friendly hand that didn’t scare him. One that wouldn’t hurt him.

“EEEE! MILLIE FRIEND MILLIE FRIEND!!” Millie Escaticly shouted, Jumping up and down While vigorously Shaking Colby’s hand..

She quickly let go and Held hands with broomy. “Millie has a friend..Millie has a friend..Millie has a fwiend..” She happily sang and danced.

Colby Looked up at the slowly Brightening Sky and realized something, It was time to go Home.

“Uh Mu-millie!” He said, trying to catch her attention.

“YAH?” Millie responded.

“C-can you take me Home?” Colby asked.

Millie stopped right in her tracks.. (Colby Imagined a record scratching sound effect in his head when he saw it.)

“Whasa home?” She asked with a mix of curiosity and confusion on her face.

“Y-you don’t know what a home is..?”

“U-umm I’ll explain later, let's fly. I-I can show you the way!”

And so, the three Hopped on Broomy and flew into the sky once again, with Colby guiding the way..

The three flew in and arrived at Home, Uncle's house. Colby Hopped off Broomy, and walked up to the door..

He reached Under the Doormat and grabbed the Key hidden under it,

And quietly unlocked the Front door..

He quickly swept the key back under the doormat and turned to Millie, Patiently waiting behind him.

Colby took a breath in and clasped his hands Together..

“uh, ok..so–” “A-a Home is..where you and your family Um, Live and sleep and do a lot of other things..” Colby explained.

Millie's soft smile suddenly seemed to fade. “Mm…Millie don't have that..”

“H-huh? Wh-what do you mean?”

She twiddled her thumbs and looked at the ground longingly.. “Broomy all Millie has..”

“Millie..”

Colby felt deeply sorry for her, he wanted to help as much as he could. Thankfully for Him, An idea popped into the back of Colby’s mind. Colby Turned the doorknob and quietly opened the door, he turned his head to Millie..

“A-are you gonna be ok?"-Colby asked.

Millie Pat her chest reassuringly-“Millie okay.”

“Alright…” Colby hung his head low, and took the first step onto the hardwood floor that covered his Home, Colby turned his head one last time to Millie..

“Bye.”

Millie waved back with a slight smirk on her face, and with that, the door closed, and her New Friend was gone. Playtime was Over, the fun time they spent together was short, but to her, It felt like forever, and she wouldn’t mind if it was.

Millie could feel her eyelids Grow heavier with each passing minute. it was time for her to go as well, she kneeled down to Broomy’s level and whispered.. “nap time?”

Broomy nodded, and hopped down the sidewalk, with Millie following behind.

Colby pulled his blanket over him, rested his head on his pillow, and closed his eyes.. While Colby was drifting off to sleep he only had One thought on his mind..

I should water the flowers.

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Days and days and days passed, Things were quiet. Cold. normal. It was late in the night, Colby was Folding and putting away clothes alongside his uncle, an uncomfortable silence permeated the air between them.

Uncle spoke up.. “Uh, I’m happy you watered your little garden back there, It’s been ages since the last time I’ve seen you do anything with it. I’ve actually been thinking about getting rid of it to free up some space in the backyard for a bit. Heh! Not anymore..”

Colby stayed uncomfortable and silent.

“...Uh, so how is scho–Sorry, How WAS school? I Forgot that school Is out for you right now.”

“I still Don’t Understand how your School could have just collapsed in on itself Overnight for no reason. Hmph, when I Was a kid, schools were made out of sturdier stuff.” Uncle said.

“It was Ok.” Colby weakly replied.

Uncle stored the final shirt away in his drawer and looked at his nephew. “Looks like everything's done, Thanks for the help.”

“o-ok.”

Colby turned around and headed for the door, and turned the knob. He suddenly remembered something he forgot to ask! He hurriedly turned back..

“U-umm, h-have you thought about–”

“YES I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT. I heard it the first six times you said it.” “If you actually cleaned your Room, I’d maybe consider Letting that Millie girl in with us more..”-Uncle interrupted.

“...Y-Yeah.” Colby Replied.

Colby Slinked out of Uncle's room, and dragged his feet across the floor to His. Colby Opened the door to his room, and looked towards his drawer, upon which laid a single Flower, waiting there.

Colby gently held the little white flower in his hand, and thought of her, his friend.

The fun times they had, soaring through the air, singing and dancing, and those scary moments now fond..

Colby held the flower to his heart, and closed his misty eyes- Maybe life would be better if I just stayed in here, in my own little room, No one else but me.

Suddenly there was a loud banging noise! Colby looked to the window in fright, something was out there.

Colby Puffed up his chest, and walked to his window, The boy bravely Pulled apart the curtains only to see– “Millie, I-It’s you!”

There she was! Floating in the air on broomy. Colby Swung Open his Window, and Millie couldn't even get a word in before Colby rushed away from the window, and came back only a moment later with something in hand.

“FOR YOU!” Colby Exclaimed, Holding out the flower in his hand.

“For ME?” She said surprised. Colby Opened his hand and Millie Gently Picked up the flower and looked at it with a gleam in her eye, so nice.

Millie took the flower to the upper part of her head, and slid the stem into her hair, with the top just peaking out– “Millie likes it very much!” She said with a joyous grin on her face. Millie And Broomy flew in through the window and landed on their feet..

“I-I thought you'd never come b-back..”

“W-why are you here?” Colby asked.

“Ehehe! What Culdee think? Millie wanna see You!” She said playfully.

“G-gosh, well, I’m not sure if we could do much right now..It's pretty late..”

“Late No matter! Culdee do Plenty! Millie could dance, spin..making thingies in the sand is fun…GASP! COLBY COULD TELL ME ABOUT BUBBYMAN AGAIN! It's fascinating!”

“R-really?..N-No..Uncle might hear..” Colby said.

“Hmm, Maybe Culdee has a u-uh…umm-”

“I-Idea?” Colby interjected.

“Yeah yeah!”

Colby had an idea..but..No she wouldn't like it..

“I-It’s s-stupid..” He said Unconfidently.

“Pleasee? Millie like to hear!” She Said.

Colby paused, his eyes shifted back and forth, finally, Colby beckoned for Millie to follow.

Colby lured Millie to the open window, He reached out his hand and pointed Towards the Moonlit sky–”Up there.” He said.

“I-I wanna go up there again. The big blue..I-It’s…I..”

“I Liked it. It’s nice.”

Millie’s look of curiosity turned into a grin and a nod, and Colby watched her Hop onto Broomy and float just outside the window once again.

Millie Held out her hand for Colby, and he held hers.

With Millie’s help, Colby Climbed onto Broomy and the three were sent flying off into the night again.

The Gentle Moon bathing them in its light, the beautiful white twinkling stars in the night, It was Freezing Cold, But with Millie by his side, It didn’t bother him one bit.

Colby Looked Up at the Big bright Crescent Moon that Lit the sky and became filled him with happiness. This was the closest He’d Ever gotten to reaching The endless beautiful expanse of the Cosmos. The Final frontier, Right there, within the Palm of his Hand.

Millie smiled, and Colby Smiled too, and for Just a moment..

Things didn’t feel so bad anymore.

—

Sloppily Written by STARBY also known as starbees-stuff on Tumblerdotcom.

If you have any criticisms or thoughts about my works feel free to send them to me in whatever way you Like.

Thanks for reading! and love you!

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inkedmyths · 2 years

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S1 Ep 2: I'm not typing that title out jesus christ. Great start everybody

Y'all weren't kidding about the racism. If I have any Native American followers I owe you a dollar for even viewing this episode's title. Christ almighty

The editing on this just. The drama. The 2000's of it all

FLIP PHONES... and what game console is that I wasn't looking closely OH ITS A NINTENDO DS. GOD THAT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES

He's about to get eaten right

Theyre getting munched

I'm just going to call this the Eating Them Monster instead of. Well. Yeah.

Oh that 2005 quality. He looks so weird in a suit. Not with that hair honey

JESUS CHRIST ok nightmare good god that got me

Buddy ur girlfriend was just on FIRE I don't think you're okay

"Dude check out this BEAR"

I think this chick's brother got eaten

Hes like going "LOOK SAM SHE CALLED MY CAR COOL"

Every 23 years? That's... oddly specific. And it go zoomies

STOP HARRASSING OLD MEN ok like I know they have info but I just feel bad :(

"What did you see?" "Nothing. It moved too fast." Jesus Christ thats chilling

Wowza thats one hell of a scar

Man I just want to give a hug to these sad old men haunted by their pasts

Whats with the baby crying

These guys are soooo good at communicating with each other lmao.

OH IS HE NOT DEAD? ewww they r hanging ewwww getting crunched. So they might save him!! Or he might get crunched

WOOPS BEAR TRAP

Dean ur a moron. Dean. Dean ur so stupid. Can this lady slap him.

M&MS?? Oh my god

Hunter (of normal animals) guy is probably gonna get crunched yeah

Hooooly shit that tent got fucked UP

Ohhhh god stop saying stuff. I owe 3 dollars to the native community.

...4 dollars.

Ok I am laughing at the guy rolling his eyes at them

5 dollars

Join the family business, learn the family trade, go out and kill some monsters, make the world afraid!

Daddy issues central over here. And uhhh fridged girlfriend issues central

NO SHIT ITS NO GRIZZLY

ROY NO UR GONNA GET EATED oh he got fuckin yoinked by his face. Rip Roy

6 dollars

Almost more offensive that there seems to be some concept of the lore behind them and other cultures. But like only vaguely

WOO LETS SET THIS THING ABLAZE

Maybe I should call it the Eating Them Bigfoot

OOPS BODY they sure do like the "Blood dripping look up BODY"

Wuh oh where's Haley and Dean

Ok so it killed Roy out of spite huh

LMAO M&M TRAIL

Uhm I hear rumbling. I don't like that

Ok abandoned mineshaft? Is that what this is

Oops there they go falling down

Hi Dean u look like shit

Oh we found the brother? Yaaaay we found him

FREAKY BASTARD! BRING IT ON BABY! I TASTE GOOD hes just running at it and yelling

YOU WANT SOME WHITE MEAT BITCH

EWWW it looks like fucking Gollum

Yeaaaa good job Dean u did it

Dean ur stupid

Hey look people didn't die! Good for them

"Man I hate camping" lmao

Vroom vroom

#on the highway to superhell #wooo thats 2 eps done. like 300 more to go

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silver-crowned-riders · 10 months

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[A video is attatched, presumably recorded last night]

[Beau is squinting, seemingly placing the camera into someone's hands.]

🎀🖤: Yeah, like that. Get whoever's talking inside of that frame. Just try to pretend I'm letting ya play around with that like it's a MetaPad and you're my son I don't givacrap about, you get me?~

[A Mawile's chirping can be heard in response. Beau smiles and gives double thumbs up, meanwhile Jace walks across the frame behind her. Beau pulls back to look at him which now makes it clear he's pacing in circles.]

🎀🖤: D'ya want me to get Skitty?

🧵💥: I'm NOT gonna CUDDLE MY SKITTY when I'm giving him the DISTORTION REALM SPAWN COOKIES!!

[Beau shrugs and walks towards him.]

🎀🖤: I don't mind, he probably doesn't mind, he likes you!

🧵💥: No, no he's gonna hate meee, he hates meee...

[Then, the sound of metal doors being kicked open. Jace makes a little squeak sound. The camera turns to a man stretching one of his shoulders, an Absol's horn bobbing along at the bottom of the frame.]

[He has hair dyed striking colors and a long red coat. Definitely stands out, but in contrast to his lackeys, he talks very calmly.]

🦋🐺: I'm back, anything blow up while I was gone? Heheh.

🎀🖤: Fortunately no, bossman!

🧵💥: Nuh-nothing at all, mister-the-boss!

[He smiles and shakes his head.]

🦋🐺: I thought I told you guys, the formality's unnecessary.

[Jace seems embarassed then takes a quick peek at the camera, perhaps he's used to talking the boss up in front of other people.]

[An Espurr floats by the boss's head. He catches her in the air and drops the large metal pipe he was holding in his other hand to clatter in the ground. Right, criminals...]

🧵💥: A-ah, right, UHHHM so Casey! We have a uh suprise. foryouu.

🦋🐺: Hm?

[The boss puts Espurr in the ball and follows Jace's awkward shuffle with his hands in his pockets.]

🎀🖤: We were looking for fun ways to show appreciation for our boss!

🧵💥: So I made ahem. uh I made cookies.

🦋🐺: Really? Never envisioned you firey boys trying something like baking, hah!

[He smiles and punches Jace's shoulder playfully. Jace blushes visibly.]

🧵💥: AHAYEAH WELLABOutthatuh-

🎀🖤: Yeah, you'd think it would limit our creativity, or be super boring yaknow? But Jace was kinda adamant on the cookies idea for whatever reason, so... we kinda had the idea to-

[The two of them freeze when they see the boss has now locked eyes with the tray of... uh, "cookies".]

🧵💥: theeee distortion-realm-spawn cookies!~~*

🎀🖤: With crowdsourced ingredient portions!

🦋🐺: Huh.

[The three sit around a table.]

🦋🐺: Crowdsourced, huh? Like all the Riders voted on it?

🎀🖤: ...Sure, yeah!

🧵💥: They have Capsakid seeds in them, forwarning. A lot, actually! And like, tons of salt too. I, uh... might as well have one first since I made this whole mess in the first place. You don't have to have any if you don't wanna, misterbossman...

[Jace picks up one of the charred disks and looks at it, bracing himself, while the other two go for a bite.]

🎀🖤: Ahh, cmon Jace, don't beat yourself up-

[The spice startles Beau and makes her choke a little. She gives reassuring thumbs up and strained smile to Jace before holding back a cough. The boss looks at her with confusion while chewing his.]

[The boss then does something unthinkable... He takes a second bite. Jace drops his cookie and stares. Beau watches him do this and is sent further into a coughing fit.]

🧵💥: ...

🧵💥: ...What are you doing

🦋🐺: Uh. Eating, how about you?

🧵💥: You... you like it?

[He finishes the cookie. Thinks on it for a second. Nods and takes a second one.]

🎀🖤: Like- ACK. Like actually?

🧵💥: Wuh. Why on earth... um, wh-what'cha like about it?

[Jace is looking at him like he's a freak. He shrugs.]

🦋🐺: Don't see the issue. It's very flavorful. Thanks for this, Jace! Maybe char it even blacker next time, y'know?

[Jace stares at his boss with shock, then concern, then slight disgust.]

🦋🐺: So, how do we wanna split these?

🧵💥: You c- you can... have them. All.

🎀🖤: Mhm!

🦋🐺: Haha! Fine by me.

[Jace finally settles on "relief" for what he's feeling and lets out a sigh. He looks at Beau with an "I'm gonna go sit in a hole for 10 hours now" kind of look. Xe doesn't seem to object. End video.]

#// ik i couldve used their text colors but i saw the emojis idea in another interaction and i just like it a lot 👍#// i need to do fluffly team stuff more teehee #jace cookies arc #jace posts #beau posts #bossman sightings #rotomblr #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #long post

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astraltrain · 3 years

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watching tommy's exile meeting vod from december 2nd, will update with things i find interesting as i watch

"if the roles were reversed, i wouldn't even think about exiling you" - tommy. haha foreshadowing for the actual exile haha

tommy: you have bees.

tubbo: i do have bees!

tommy: if they all died, that'd be fuckin...

tubbo: that'd be awful. probably all of humanity would die with them.

...

"i am addressing the elephant in the room, which is me. although i am not the size of an elephant. in height i am! not in weight. if i was the size of an elephant though -" *laughs* "if i was stretchy, this world would be real different right now." what goes on in tommyinnit's mind.

tommy preemptively preparing everyone for him to fuck up the meeting and no one listening... tommy knowing he was going to ruin it for himself and knowing he'd somehow let tubbo down.... fuuuuuck

tubbo: minutes man, we summon you!

ranboo, materializing in the seat next to tubbo with a book and quill in hand: hey

tommy: what the FUCK,

we all talk about wilbur's acting with his facecam, but tommy does it a lot too. the way he rolls his eyes and shakes his eyes with a confident smirk every time dream speaks, the way he looks shocked when things go wrong. goddamn

jack manifold watching the whole meeting, listening the whole time, just following them around with very little input. hmmmm

he was taunting him. the fucker knew

tubbo desperately wanted a way out for tommy. he wanted to give him probation to escape whatever dream had planned. he never ever wanted to do what he had to do.

dream: "tommy, let the adults speak." hmm, sounds familiar... almost like a line techno would repeat almost exactly a month later, when talking with dream about the favour.

he was taunting him the whole meeting. trying to provoke tommy into snapping.

"this isn't some "insanity arc," i'm not following down wilbur's path!" ouch ok tommy

the way tubbo's voice flattened in tone when he said "you're speaking out of line." he knew tommy had fucked it from the moment he brought out spirit.

god, the second it seemed tommy knew what he was doing, fundy and quackity were on his side. tubbo was the only one who remained serious the whole time, knowing dream had something up his sleeve.

everyone turning on tubbo the second it seemed like they were winning because he was the only one to realize something was wrong. fuck, man

"i don't give a FUCK about spirit." holy shit way to pop off with the voice acting???

the fact that c!tommy genuinely can't imagine being unable to care about things because himself and c!dream are such polar opposites when it comes to attachment. tommy loves with ALL his heart, he cares so deeply and so warmly and so fiercely. dream cares for nothing unless it gives him an edge, an advantage. that's why tommy was certain that holding spirit's remains over dream would help them win. he couldn't picture being unable to care about anything.

"l'manberg can be independent, but l'manberg can't be free." *dream leaves the call.* DANGGGG

tubbo, very softly and calmly: "tommy. you had one job." hoooly shit

the way tubbo snapped at quackity and fundy and began to argue with them while tommy zoned out and stared at dream as he began to extend the walls upwards in disbelief. god

"you couldn't do one thing for me! you couldn't do one! you couldn't do one thing, and it was for your own good! so yeah, if the roles were reversed, you probably wouldn't have exiled me - because i would have actually listened! i would have had a couple ounces of respect! ... you've messed this up for no one but yourself." *pause* "you're selfish." c!tubbo.... :stress:

RANBOO STANDING UP FOR TOMMY???? RANBOO SPINE ARC??????

"tubbo, you said that tommy was selfish. that he doesn't care about anyone else. that's not true. i robbed george's house too. i did it with him. but in court, he said that it was just him. he could have pinned the blame on me, he could have said it was me, there was evidence it was me - but he didn't. he's not selfish. he can't be selfish. me and tommy robbed george's house. we didn't mean for it to burn. we didn't want to burn anything down." HOLY FUCK WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS SCENE BEFORE

tommy: tubbo, you can't become what you hate. you can't become the next schlatt. if you exile me, you're following in that man's footsteps.

tubbo: .. ok. well, if i can't be the next schlatt, you can't be the next wilbur.

ouch

tommy: the only thing dream wants is the one thing i care about. *realizes, glances at ranboo* well, not the one thing.

tubbo, deadpan: mhm. the one thing you care about.

literal chills from tubbo's voice acting what the FUCK

"what do YOUUU think, connoreatspants?" ok now we're onto the lighter stuff thank god hakshsksjk

fundy: so if eventually the people choose not to exile tommy... what happens to l'manberg?

tubbo, about to come up with a serious answer: i guess -

tommy: it gets fucking simpsons movie'd, bro, we get boxed in

tubbo, immediately breaking character: I LOVE THAT MOVIE

tommy: this guy's a wrongun, ranboo.

techno, literally just vibing: •_•

tommy explaining server history to ranboo? telling ranboo that techno was at fault for the crater of l'manberg? wuh oh

"wilbur died in action, so he didn't live long enough to face the consequences." o h

tommy taking ranboo to the bench to watch the moon go down, not turning to see the sunrise like usual. hey i could make symbolism out of this

TOMMY THANKING RANBOO FOR STICKING UP FOR HIM.... ALLIUMDUO REAL

c!tommy has nightmares about wilbur, huh. interesting interesting interesting interesting

"i knew that if tubbo was president... it would pull us apart, ranboo." IMAGE OF A CAT CRYING HERE

ranboo and connor's first meeting being tommy getting ranboo to help him evict connor from his house hsksbskdjsk

connor: "never trust a british man. that's what my parents taught me, in the 1800s." IMMORTAL CONNOR HAS ALWAYS BEEN REAL WE WERE ALL SO BLIND

LITTLE PENIS LAND

FJDKDHDK JACK APPEARING TO ADVERTISE MANIFOLD LAND

"hey jack you've actually just been exiled from this land here" "no" I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THESE TWO WERE

monkaS

tommy: i've never seen dream that angry.

ranboo: well, this is the first time i've actually ever heard him speak

tommy: oh

OH MY GOD WAS THIS THE DAY THAT TUBBO MADE THE JOKE ABOUT C!WILBUR BEING DEAD TO FUNDY AND HE ENDED STREAM AND LEFT BAHAHAHA

"this is a very wide taco stand" i love dream smp lore

"i don't wanna go. there is no wilbur anymore. i'm on my own. i don't want to be on my own." OK NEVERMIND GO BACK TO THE TACO STAND LORE

wow ok that really was just IT, huh. what the hell man that was heartbreaking

in conclusion. ouch

#dream smp #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboo #THIS TOOK A WHILE TO WRITE SO IM ADDING TAGS OK

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devizakura · 2 years

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Pre-relationship arc - Dasha's story - First meeting pt. 2

[Part 1] [DARIYA MASTERPOST]

Colorcoding dialogues is a uniquely ADHD urge, don't mind me 😩

I'm putting like 2/3 of the fic under a read more bc this part is a bit long.

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Dariya jolted awake, looking around frantically. "Wuh- Where am I?!"

She managed to get a glimpse of her surroundings - a small wooden room dimly lit by a bedside lamp, and a white-haired young man kneeling beside the bed - before a rippling pain spread throughout her entire body.

" ... Ougghhhh."

The man sprang up and hovered his palms before her shoulders. "Lie down, friend. Do not overexert yourself." He pushed gently, barely brushing her skin, making her oblige, then went back to sitting on his legs beside the bed.

"Everything hurts..." she groaned.

"I know, I know" the stranger's voice turned into a comforting semi-whisper "which is why it's better for you to rest. Can you move your left hand?"

Dariya turned her attention to her now bandaged hand, the same one that took the majority of the blow, and tried wiggling her fingers. She then looked back at her companion. "I guess, though it's a bit stiff."

He gave her a nod, closing his eyes and proceeding to stroke his chin, lost in thought. "Hm, that's to be expected. You took quite a hit, it's likely to be swollen..."

"So, um... Gee, what's your name again?"

"Kazuha. My name is Kaedehara Kazuha." He opened his eyes, looking straight into her own. A cheeky smile crept upon his face "Although, pretty boy can suffice."

Dasha turned red as a tomato. "Ah, sorry about that, I wasn't quite myself." She then jolted upright once again "I-I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE NOT PRETTY, YOU ARE, I JUST- I'M NOT TYPICALLY THIS FORWARD-"

Her rambling was interrupted by Kazuha's laughter. Long, uncontrollable laughter. Baffled, she plopped back down and hid her face under the duvet in fear of her cheeks burning even more than they already were.

He took a deep inhale to calm down and wiped a tear that had formed in his eye. "Relax," he said, a hint of amusement still ringing in his voice. "I like people who speak their mind freely. It's hardly a quality to be ashamed of. Now, I believe you have yet to tell me your name."

"Dariya." She peeked from underneath the covers, still a bit red. "You can call me Dasha. Why are you here with me anyway?"

"Oh, captain Beidou asked me to keep an eye on you, make sure you're safe" he shifted his position, propping his arms up against the edge of the bed and cupping his face in his left hand. "You know, Dasha, you gave us quite a scare, though I suppose what you've done wasn't without reason. I feel a yearning in your heart. If you don't mind me asking, what is that about?"

"Ah, it's a long story, I would bore you to death."

"I have time" he hummed, looking at her expectantly. "Burdens of the heart are easier to bear if you have someone to carry them with."

She let out a deep sigh. It wouldn't hurt to share, would it?

And so, she told him how much she hated living in Snezhnaya.

How cold it was. How the sun would barely ever come out, leaving her fatigued for days at a time.

How she couldn't even use her newly acquired Hydro vision without it freezing, that being her final push to leave.

How overtaken by joy she was, for the first time, to see such a big body of water that wasn't frozen and how she couldn't stop herself from running in.

Day by day, their talks would continue.

..."What do you like to eat?"...

..."Want to hear a song I wrote?"...

..."What about your family?"

"They're... They're out there alright."

She didn't like to talk about that, and Kazuha wouldn't push her.

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"So... I guess this is it, huh." Dasha couldn't help but stare at her feet and the pier under them, not daring to look her new friend in the eye.

"I suppose so." Kazuha managed to appear more composed, but paying attention to how his voice wavered, one could tell it was a hard goodbye for him too. "You've healed, and now your journey shall start anew, but please know that I'll carry the memories of our time together in my heart, and if fate allows us to meet again-"

"Okay, cut the crap" Beidou chimed in. "You're saying all that as if she's banished forever! And in fact" - she turned to face the girl, sending her a wide toothy grin - "you are more than welcome to visit as often as you'd like."

"I am?"

"Damn right you are!" Beidou exclaimed, putting her arm around Dasha's shoulders to draw her in closer.

Dasha turned her attention to Kazuha. "So... see you in two days?"

He smiled warmly "I will be looking forward to that day."

#genshin impact #kaedehara kazuha #beidou #beidou genshin impact #kazuha genshin impact #oc #genshin impact oc #dariya genshin oc #kazuriya #genshin selfship #kazuha x oc #oc x cc #oc x canon #selfship #devi's art #fanfic #short fanfic

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tr4shmouth-tozi3r · 5 years

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‘What are you, jealous?” - richie tozier x reader

requested: yes & I love this one as well, jealous Richie is just so hot😍 I also appreciate that u trusted me to do this justice with such a vague request, I hope you enjoy this because I definitely enjoyed writing it:)

summary: Richie loved you and sometimes he loved you a little too much. So much that he would let his imagination get the best of him and then he’d find himself feeling a little jealous. You didn’t mind it all the time, though; jealous Richie was hot.

you guys are like 17 here.

pairing: richie tozier x reader

warnings: swearing, angst, lil bit of smut;)

“H-H-Here, luh-let m-m-me help yuh-y-you.” Bill grabbed some of the books you were struggling to keep hold of in your arms. Your backpack was practically falling off of your shoulder. You sighed in relief and smiled at your friend.

“Thanks, Bill.” You handed some of your school books to him and all of a sudden you heard your boyfriend’s voice ring out in the cold fall air.

“Hey, babe!” His face was flustered and his jaw was clenched slightly. He looked worked up.

“Hey, Rich!” You smiled widely at him and let him envelope you in tight hug, before your face fell, “What’s up, you look upset?”

“Nothing, it’s nothing.” He mumbled as he tore your books out of Bill’s hands, “I got it, bud.” He flashed a sarcastic smile in Bill’s direction and you mentally laughed at how silly your boyfriend was being. Bill shook his head in amusement and said his goodbyes to you both before running off toward the front doors.

“What was tha-” Before you could finish your sentence his lips were pressing so hard against yours you thought they were going to bruise.

“Nothing..” He whispered, out of breath, as he pulled away from you. You blinked fast, trying to regain your composure and steady your breathing.

“Well, shit.” You swallowed the lump in your throat and blushed at your boyfriend who was smirking down at you.

This was not the last time today that Richie would find himself fuming with jealousy over you and Bill.

You had lunch period with Bill, Eddie, and Bev and Richie would try his hardest to sneak out of class sometimes and come visit you, which you thought was absolutely adorable.

Bill was telling a story about something funny Richie had pulled on Eddie a few summers back before you met them and you couldn’t help but laugh so hard you almost spit your milk out everywhere. You clutched Bill’s arm as the fits of giggles took over you.

“I remember that!” Bev cackled loudly and clutched her stomach, “Holy shit, I’m gonna cry, that’s hilarious! I totally forgot that happened!”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, sooo funny guys.” Eddie rolled his eyes so hard you were surprised they didn’t fall right out of their sockets.

“What’s so funny?” You practically felt Richie’s eyes burning holes through your hand that was clutching Bill’s arm. You let go and squeezed your eyes shut before sighing as the rest of the table quieted down. You already knew he was in a jealous mood ever since this morning and that arm grab totally wasn’t helping your case.

“Bill had to go and bring up that time a few years back at the town parade when you made a fool out of me in front of everyone and had me dressed up like an idiot in the parade, which by the way, we weren’t even supposed to be in...” He grumbled.

“Wow, I even forgot about that.” Richie laughed, but it was a forced laugh. You had to admit, your boyfriend was totally overdramatic, but sometimes you couldn’t help but notice how hot he was when he was jealous.

“It wuh-was a p-pi-pi-pivotal moment i-i-in our fuh-f-friend g-gr-group, I h-h-had to r-r-reflect on i-it.” Bill spoke in amusement and Richie snorted at him.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah.” Richie was definitely not amused. He squished his way between you and Bill and the awkward silence that fell over the five of you was not something you could ignore.

Oh boy...

You and Richie were walking to the quarry so you could hangout for a bit after school. He knew how much you hated going right home. Your parents had been fighting quite often lately and it was beginning to stress you out a lot more than usual. You were almost certain there was a divorce in the near future and the thought of your parents splitting up devastated you.

“G-G-Guys!” You both twirled around to see Bill biking his way over to you. You didn’t need to look at Richie to know his jaw was clenching like it always did whenever he was worked up, “Y-Y-You fuh-f-forgot y-y-your h-hi-history buh-b-b-book at l-lunch, y/n.” Bill was out of breath from riding his bike so fast to catch up with the two of you and you smiled warmly at him as you grabbed the textbook from his hand.

“Thanks, Bill.”

“Yeah, thanks Bill.” Richie’s voice came out in a high-pitched whine and you raised an eyebrow at him.

“I do not sound like that.”

“Uhhh…” Bill slowly turned around as the two of you began to bicker and he rode off before he could get anymore involved in the mess.

“Yeah, well that’s what you sound like whenever Bill’s around.” He was being so genuine that you stepped back away from him for a moment.

“What are you, jealous?” He stayed quiet and didn’t answer for a moment, “You’re actually serious right now?”

He shuffled his feet and looked down before sighing angrily, “Yeah, you know, he does things that I’m supposed to do for you. He carries your stuff, he makes you laugh to the point you’re literally holding onto him. He holds your things that you forget at lunch, all day long and then chases you down after school to give them to you. That's... that's boyfriend stuff. Stuff that I should be doing and it drives me absolutely crazy when it’s not me, but it’s him instead and you just don’t even realize how much it bothers me. For fuck sake, you might as well date Bill!” He threw his hands up in the air, emphasizing his words and you felt like he might have had a point. Bill was harmless, though. He would never do anything to hurt you and Richie’s relationship. Atleast, not on purpose. Richie really could let his imagination get the best of him sometimes.

“Rich-”

“No, I already know what you’re going to say and fuck, I know, I know. It still drives me crazy,” He stepped closer to you, grabbing your hips and digging his fingernails into them, “But I hate feeling like someone else has you the way I have you, because you’re mine and no one else’s and I’ll be damned if I let someone else do the things I should be doing for you.” He leaned into you, breathing against your lips. You could tell he was super worked up because his heart was practically beating out of his chest and against you and his face was flushed and... and he was turned on?

You clenched your legs together and inhaled a shaky breath, trying to register exactly how this got so hot so fast, “Rich, babe, are you turned on?” You let a small smile tug at your lips and you watched as he licked his lips.

“I mean, all this built up frustration had to come out somehow and I guess it chose to come out sexually. Why,” He let his breath mingle with yours, “Does that bother you?” He whispered and he reached up letting his hand cup your face and his thumb ran over your cheek softly as you shut your eyes and hummed sweetly.

“No, not at all.” You yelped suddenly, feeling his cold fingers slide up and under the skirt you had put on this morning, deciding you might as well wear it one last time before it got super cold. You were definitely thankful you had chosen to wear it.

“R-Richie.. we’re at the quarry, this is totally not the place.”

“Oh, c’mon, it’ll be fun,” He mumbled into your skin as he planted hot wet kisses along your neck, “And no one else ever comes here, especially in this weather. It’s just me and you.” You swallowed suddenly, your throat becoming dry from the way your breathing had picked up.

“Okay fine, I don't even care. You’re driving me nuts.” He smirked at the way you grinded your hips up, trying desperately to create some sort of friction and he leaned away, snaking his hand passed the band of your panties.

You moaned as his fingers ran along your folds, “You’re so wet, babe.” He cooed.

“What can I say, jealous Richie turns me on a lot more than I would have thought. I should make you jealous more often, huh?” You purred against his lips and he plunged a finger inside of you.

“Don’t make me mad.” His voice was low and his eyes were dilated and god, he was sexy.

“If you don’t want me to make you mad or jealous, then stopping being so sexy when you’re either of those things.” You bit your lip and let a soft moan escape your throat as he added another finger, sliding them into you further this time.

“Well, if it’s going to end like this I might have to be okay with that, huh?” He whispered before pulling his fingers out of you and reaching down to undo his pants.

“Yes, yes, yes.”

So, this was short and I could have totally done better, but I’m trying to work on the requests as fast as possible. I’m sorry if the anon that requested this was not pleased with it, but I think it could have been a lot worse. Looool.

The rest of the requests will be up within the next few hours, bare with me here:’)

#jealous richie #this is actually hot af #richie tozier #richie tozier x reader #richie tozier smut #richie #finn #finn wolfhard #it imagines #personal requests #request #it fanfic #hope u enjoyed #this sorta sucked #totally hate myself #I tried

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