i stand by that a better, more sensible, and more intriguing plot for TSATS would have been, instead of retconning literally everything:
Bob is dead (because he was very explicitly absorbed/killed by Tartarus Himself in House of Hades, alongside Damasen), and nobody is going into Tartarus to save him. He made his sacrifice and is gone. However. Remember how the Titans, including Bob, were just kind of kicking around for several years? Particularly. On a cruise ship full of mortals. And Bob happened to be kicking around in general for an extra year versus all the other Titans. And he mythologically sometimes has a mortal demigod son who partook in the Calydonian Boar Hunt (Dryas of Calydon). Yeah.
So turns out, Bob/Iapetus leaves behind a demigod (demititan?) child. And because Nico was pretty much his only friend, he named Nico his child's godfather. And while he's not being left in charge of the child, as a son of Hades and godfather to this kid, Nico is duty-bound to fulfill Bob's last will and go find this like 2 year old to make sure they're safe. So Nico has to undertake this very unusual quest (that raises many questions, such as "demititans are a thing?" and "DOES THIS MEAN THERE'S POTENTIALLY MORE-?!" and "SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS?") and is kind of freaking out because. He's the son of Hades! He's notoriously bad with living things, and animals, and definitely small children! Even if he does find this kid and assure they're safe, he is the last person who should be undergoing any kind of quest involving even potentially having to babysit. Fortunately, his boyfriend is the human embodiment of sunshine and calmness and good vibes, and also once helped a nymph give birth, so he feels Marginally More Confident in theoretical demititan babysitting and offers to come along on this Epic Journey of Figuring Out What In Hades' Name Is Up With This Demititan Baby Business.
Proceed with wholesome epic shenanigans quest of Nico and Will scurrying around trying to locate this random OP baby while Nico has an existential crisis about the nature of his powers because he doesn't want to let Bob down! Both for Hades Kid Honor Reasons and because Bob was his friend! But what if he's destined to fail this quest just because of who he is? Because he's simply not built for hanging out with the living/mortals? And Will reassuring him that He Will Probably Not Traumatize The Weird OP Titan Baby And It'll Be Fine, and simultaneously getting a peek into the weird other life Nico leads hanging out with immortals much more than the average demigod, which Nico considers his norm. Bonus shenanigans of both of them getting caught off-guard and culture shocked from where each other's respective worlds (Nico's mostly-immortal versus Will's mostly-mortal) cross over and learning to navigate those for each other - Nico finally starting to make some mortal connections and get glimpses at modern mortal American life, and Will trying not to get his brain literally incinerated while Nico's happily casually catching up with some of his old friends who happen to be literal gods.
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i feel like sometimes we all get so distracted by bobby’s line in the pilot that the 118 is not a family that we forget in that same speech he says buck calls him “pops” and they went to a springsteen concert together. anyway if anything bad happens to our father bobby nash i’m going to cause an international incident.
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Do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?
Evidence below the cut!
can be pretty hyperactive, forgets things regularly (even important things, forgot he turned into a heartless in kh1), distractable, later on he seems to have some problems with emotional dysregulation. hes constantly called lazy by his friends but as soon as hes doing something he likes he has all the energy in the world, and also tends to dismiss his own intelligence despite actually being pretty smart, both of which are things that i think are decently common with undiagnosed adhd
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Can you imagine the absolute chaos of a world where the Dads were completely open about D.A.D.D.I.ES with both their partners and kids? Like what if the kids had access to Daddy Magic at a younger age?
Little Kid Lincoln kicks a soccer ball and accidentally adds a Divine Smite to the kick that nearly incinerates the goal post Marco set up for his 10th birthday. Grant takes that moment to explain spell slots to him while Marco frantically puts out the fire behind them.
Nick and Cassandra get called to come pick Little Kid Taylor up from school no less than 3 times in a single week because Taylor learned thaumaturgy and keeps opening and closing all the windows and doors in the classroom while calling out anime catchphrases.
Pre-teen Normal discovers Mascots and Marching Bands and is immediately obsessed to the point of worship and nearly gives Sparrow a heart attack when he tries doing an advance form cheer, breaks his ankle, casts cure wounds on himself, and proceeds to keep practicing the cheer.
Assuming Scary got access to Daddy Magic when Terry entered her life, she discovers true strike and using it on Terry proceeds to tell him "you played yourself Terry Jr. Now I know all your weakenesses, so you better watch out" and leaves the room without another word. Terry immediately calls Sparrow to ask if this is normal teenage girl behavior.
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a la mierda hablo español ahora
no se estoy cansado y se me olvidó que tengo el poder de solo cambiar mi idioma cuando sea
También Jeremy se que vas a estar usando google translate o algo para Lehrer esto te conozco primooooooooooooo
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I honestly forgot danny had x-ray vision 💀💀💀
Would be useful to use when searching for something or someone 💀
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unfinished pirate sketchings, part 2:
more melodramatic snergle, followed by two braincell-holders (somewhat... it's debatable in zoro's case, let's be real)
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