#i just hit the jackpot

[nyancrimew]

getting sooo incredibly silly with it right now

#research for next blog post in the series is going VERY well #i just hit the jackpot #this write up is gonna be a fun one

[sandflakedraws]

so i'm readin various stuff on the xray cause this silly film is my current source of joy and

wait

hold up.

what...

WAHT ??? WHAT

XRAY CAST DESCRIPTION????

YEARS???

xrAY dESCRIPTION eXPLaIN!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN FLOYD WAS HELD CAPTIVE FOR YEARS, WHAT SECRET INFO DO U HAVE ACCESS TO???

#joey babbles #trolls band together #trolls floyd #I. don't know what to do with this random snippet #to be fair - #each description of the brozone bros expands a little bit further than the films do (ex. clay being a prankster) so is this. is this canon? #no? yes? half? #did velvet and veneer have him for years and only recently explode on the scene cause they got like. a big break? #some financial backing? a viral video? spotlight on spotify? #were they just experimenting with the best way to harvest a troll's core and only recently hit the jackpot method? #we never learn how the spritz bottle was made in the first place #my brain is bungled . #y. years....?

[zivazivc]

For those of you wondering about Les's mysterious younger sibling. It's Hed, he's the little brother.

They share a mom who was a rock troll. Les's dad is funk, and Hed's dad is rock, but he lived in Vibe City since very young so he's also basically mixed genre like his bro.

In the second pic he's singing/rapping Tastes Just Like Chicken by Scatterbrain. I feel like this is the kind of music he would make when younger.

and bonus: meet the nominees for the worst parents award

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #ex bandmates #my art #I feel like trolls' music genres are based in their genes (race) #but are also an amalgamation of their upbringing. culture. and perhaps even gender (🤔) #like it's an integral part of their self expression that they can't live happily without #and like all those things many have a clear relationship with it while with some it's not so cut-and-dried #and they need a while to figure it all out #I chose the parents genres solely based on what the brothers' genres derive from irl because I'm a little obsessed with the little details #they are also whatever is the troll equivalent of potheads and crackheads. also drunks... #also just awful trolls all around #the brothers really hit a jackpot with them #trolls oc #les #hed

[mcdannowave]

There's too many things to look at in just one gif...

Giant biceps?Tattoos?Chest hair?

Low hanging trunks? The volume of the front of those wet low hanging trunks? The volume of the behind of those wet low hanging trunks?

The V-line and Abs?The Happy trail?(Even the armpits, if it floats your boat)

#h50 6x17 #steve mcgarrett #alex o'loughlin #shirtless alex #wet alex #hawaii five 0 #I said it was too many.Also could include his gorgeous face and that beard...muito gostoso esse homem #Need to do a proper edit again here.w/ some light shinning on the good..err..i mean. the nice stuff #boy oh boy...this man is stunning . That blond detective hit the jackpot when he got this one #Danny is a lucky man #[Saturday night.McD's home] Steve was already out of the shower while Danny was sitting on their bed.putting his shoes #Steve just dried himself w/ his towel like usual.No caring in the world bc it's just D in the room.And they saw each other na.ked /alot/ #There's going to be a dinner at Kono's tonight.nothing fancy actually.But D's mind just couldn't stop staring at Steve's body..dry or wet #Living together for a time.It was still soothing seeing Steve grab his underwear & other stuff on his drawer.See him dressing up😉 #After applying deodorant.Steve put his shirt.(still no pants)when D said:''Hey babe.Your shirt is on the wrong side''. #Steve did a quick check out of his basic Tshirt but took it anyway and tried to fix the mistake.''Danno.It was right.I didnt put it- #And looking at Danny.Steve saw the blond grinning.''Oh.U did it on purpose.Let me guess.U like what u see?huh..''Steve smirked back #''That much is very /very/ true Steven.But in this case.I just love seeing u taking the shirt off''.The smile still on Danny's face #Steve then kept the shirt on his hand and slowly walked to Danny.Sitting on their bed.''Maybe I rip that shirt of urs when we get home'' #Steve eyes was already crossing the line of casual tease at home...and jumping on.'we gonna get half hour later bc we're doing it /now/' #'No''Danny laughed and raised his hand.''This is way too expensive for u to go caveman on me to ruin it.But..I'll be glad to take it off'' #Steve had his victorious-smile on his face now.Crossing arms and still only w/ his black underwear. towering his blond #Danny got up.Up close to that gorgeous hotheaded SEAL.gave him a quick peck on the lips.''Okay.Go change babe.We still need to go'' #While D grabbed his phone.Steve kept dressing himself there.''Okay.But don't forget ur promise.And i want it slow.Danny.not just the shirt' #''Hey.I didn't 'promise' nothing''...''Yeah.But u poked the lion and now you get the consequences.But don't worry.U gonna /love/ it''. #Steve kissed Danny now.And they just smiled while finished getting ready and going to the car #A dinner w/ their Ohana.filled w/ laughs & joy.And later...a gorgeous caveman that was crazy to jump on him.Danny already loved that night😏 #headcanon tags #mine

[pizzaandaliens]

yes I risked mine and my party members lives running into a burning building for free bread and potatoes. but like FREE BREAD AND POTATOES.

#personal #baldurs gate #bg3 #not just some bread and potatoes #5 butter buns #2 baguettes #white bread #2 bagels #sourdough bread #potato wedges #and mashed potatoes #I hit the jackpot

[beanghostprincess]

Water 7 and Enies Lobby happen but that scene in which Usopp is plotting to go back to the crew doesn't happen. Sanji finds Usopp staring at the sunset and the beach and wondering what he's going to do next exactly. Elbaf, yes, but he needs to plan so many things before sailing on his own. And Sanji just-- They haven't confessed or anything. And Sanji doubts Usopp loves him back that way. But what they've been through has made him realize he's in love with him. Which, you know, fucking sucks because he's leaving and Sanji can't do anything about it.

And,,, I'm just thinking,,, About Usopp actually leaving. And Sanji going with him. Usopp claims that he doesn't need somebody to protect him. That he's going on his own for that reason. He needs to do this on his own. But Sanji insists and says that that's what a first mate is for. The he isn't doing this because Luffy told him. Or anyone, really. Actually, this is something really impulsive and he doesn't think it's the best idea but it's what he wants to do. The Strawhtats are his home, yes, but he has realized that Usopp is the flame that keeps him warm. He doesn't feel so out of place and uneasy when Usopp is around. He doesn't think he'll be able to handle it without him. "I'm not doing it for you" is what he ends up saying. And fuck, okay, Usopp just has to accept. Excited. Happy. In love.

#a cook as your first mate is something very useful but also he's your BFF and then he becomes your boyfriend #usopp hit the fucking jackpot #and sanji is just so in love fucking idiot i am going to throw bricks at him #biggest love gesture leave everyone behind for somebody to grow on their own #i am going fucking crazy if you couldn't tell #I AM AWARE THIS WOULD KILL LUFFY DON'T YELL AT ME PLEASE I AM SORRY I KNOW THIS IS NOT GOOD THIS IS ANGSTY AF #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #one piece

[brother-emperors]

anyway! I’m going to change up the spelling of Kastilyo to Kastillo. goodnight.

#part of it is because there’s an artist already going by kastilyo professionally and I’m like. not married to it or anything. I just need #a recognizable signature. I’m sure someday I’ll go ‘oh perfect’ but honestly I hit the jackpot with my main art blog #so we’re just. vibing. here. the second reason is more or less Extremely Cringe Gay Decision Making and not wanting to go #too far away from Kastilyo. someone might be able to connect what dots led to this decision. in which case. congratulations #I’d say don’t judge me for the shows I watch but I don’t care about that kind of thing. I watch junkfood dramas all the time #however. this one is testing me only because I don’t respect it’s press tour

[catboykilljoy97]

When I was 14 I had a pet mouse named Mikey and when I told people his name I always worried they would think I had tried to name him Mickey (as in Mickey Mouse) but misspelled it meanwhile his actual namesake was Mikey Way because I had a big-ass MCR poster on my wall at the time

#rest in peace Micheal Way Mouse you were so spoiled #little man hit the jackpot he was just a cheap petstore mouse and then he got adopted by #a teenager with too many feelings who had researched mouse care for months because i was kinda a perfectionist #i loved that tiny bastard he sat on my shoulder when i did homework and he got a piece of noodle every time we had spaghetti for dinner #cbkj speaks #pet mice #fancy mice #mcr #my chemical romance #mikey way

[sinners-if]

happy agender pride day to all my fellow siblings in arms

#agender pride day #agender and ace I hit the double jackpot #also didn’t know we had a day so that’s cool #the a in lgbtqia doesn’t stand for just #aros and aces lovelies :) #be safe #and have a good day ty that is all #not sinners

[thrilling-oneway]

Went to the arcade to reaffirm that I actually have good self control when it comes to gacha games

#ignore that i am very clearly cramped in the back of a car I’m just 5’10. we ball #this is likeeee £16 spent to get all these. hit jackpot. twice.

[goldensunset]

sometimes i think about how some poor unsuspecting soul asked me what my favorite kikuo songs were and instead of being normal i unleashed a fully thought-out ranked tier list of like 20 different songs half of which probably have never been heard by more than two people worldwide

#you have triggered an unskippable cutscene sorry. you hit the Big Opinions™️ Topic jackpot #peach rambles #not even like i’m a ‘not like other fans’ kind of person my top fav is literally the most popular one #but like i assure you nobody knows more than like maybe one or two of the kikuohana album #oh man you know what i sound like? #‘even when they’re trying to compensate for it scientists wildly overestimate how much the average person knows about their field’ #nobody knows any kikuohanas probably 😔 #i understand. even for me most of them are kind of just like audial stim background noise #sometimes i just wanna listen to hana tan’s voice and whatever haunted sound effects kikuo felt like playing with that day #but there are some genuine bangers too!!!!!!!

[pertenebris-adastra]

*spoilers*

How do you move on from Ep2 of Lessons in Chemistry

I don’t think I am mentally strong enough to keep watching. I legitimately can’t stop crying. Like the tears just won’t stop and it’s lowkey worrisome.

#lessons in chemistry #lewis pullman #brie larson #elizabeth zott #calvin evans #owwww #I went into this with no knowledge of what this was about #that was probably my fault but I was looking for happy #which I thought I had hit the jackpot with #and then what the actually fuck my dude #how in the hell are you gonna have my man hit by a fucking bus???????? #who wrote this shit #I just wanna talk #I had too much wine to watch that #he was so happy #SHE WAS SO HAPPY #neither of them had family #you literally looked at this perfect little romance #and said ‘nah let’s fuck some shit up’ #I’m so sad

[diaryofamadsunwukongfan]

James Ironwood

Race: Human

Nationality: Atlas

Ethnicity: Atlesian

Weapon: Due process

Gender: Man

Sexuality: Demisexual

Starting Age: 40

Aura Color: Blue

Handedness: Right

Complexion: Pale

Eye Color: Blue

Semblance: Tin Heart (A passive semblance blessing. James Aura shield makes kinetic energy slide around his body, which dramatically increases his physical defences.)

Occupation: Atlas academy general

The second person to be the Headmaster of Atlas academy, the 200th general of Atlas' army, the first general of the Atlesian army to be academy headmaster while also being an alumni of Atlas academy, General James Ironwood is many things to many people. But above all, he is a hero to the people of Atlas...

... a hero indeed. Tell me, if a hero had to choose between three people tied to the tracks of an incoming train or a single loved one tied to opposite track, what would they do? Would they just allow the train to kill three people? That doesn't seem very heroic to me. So, if it's for the greater good, you should sacrifice a loved one to save the greater number... and when you do, will their loved ones still see you as a hero? Mark my words, James. This world does not need heros, it does need huntsmen. And I will make sure of it...

#yay sassy Salem's back #just this once of course #every time Ozpin adds a new chess piece to his board #Salem takes great interest in them #and with Ironwood #Salem basically hit the jackpot #anyway I'm either cutting out the bomb Mantle plot or changing it so it was a fake out #I don't know why the writers wanted to put that into the show #then again I don't have to use most of the stuff that happened in v8 anyway because of my plans #rwde #rwby fix it fic #rwby rewrite #anyway #my closing thoughts are why is Ironwood's chest so large? is he pregnant?? #james ironwood

[stardustedknuckles]

We accidentally overfed a dog at work because the directions given by the front desk AND by the owner were deeply unclear and passed down to us incorrectly so we had to call the mom and I'm thinking, like. She's going to be upset that we ran out of her dog's certain special food and even if we give him our wet food for free (obviously) we accidentally wasted what she sent and changing a dog's diet unexpectedly can cause tummy issues. That's an understandable level of upset and I hope we can make it right.

What she ACTUALLY yelled at my coworker about was the fact that NOW she has to take the dog to the VET because he ATE too much and how she "didn't sound very empathetic" (coworker is 21 and was trying desperately not to cry, which sounds pretty empathetic if you don't know it's from abject terror) and then she's like "I looked at the cameras and he seems lethargic!" alright well. You're straight up lying now. He's perfectly happy. He's just also a little round. The worst he's going to do is maybe barf and it'll be over before you pick him up. We'll be the ones cleaning it. He got two days of too much food. And he ate it all. He's literally fine. Maybe stop yelling at folks.

#Nevermind the fact that the word she was looking for was compassionate #This isn't even half of what happened today this is just the absurd and weirdly funny part #Ma'am your tiny living teddy bear is having the time of his life and thinks he hit the jackpot #There were three entire failures along the chain of command BEFORE I was involved in feeding him at all #He's been here since the evening of the 20th he's FINE #Stop treating people like shit maybe #She isn't even a front desk person she got pulled up there to help out after the actual front desk person #Had to take a dog to the vet cuz he got bit real good #(I wasn't kidding today was absolutely fucking nuts) #Dog days of care

[slxthserenade]

I’m a sucker for Hanahaki AUs so imagine

Ferdibert Hanahaki AU where Hubert passes off all his coughs as normal, it’s nothing new especially to him, until he coughs up an orange marigold petal. It doesn’t take a genius mind to deduce the man behind this condition. And Hubert’s problem is not just a simple confession— confessing his feelings is easy enough, if only his marigold weren’t leading the Alliance army’s charge into Enbarr.

#fe3h #hubert von vestra #ferdinand von aegir #ferdibert #OHHH THIS IDEA FEELS LIKE HITTING THE JACKPOT !! #it’s just so nice when all the symbolism ties in together so perfectly #please feel free to add more or to use this idea for anything #if ferdinand were to be affected then he’d maybe cough up red spider lilies ? #I had the idea for Ferdinand because I recruited him in VW and had him fight Hubert in Enbarr

[bunnakit]

bunn and husband face reveal bc im feeling sappy

i love that this man just spent 3 hours watching bls with me, after listening to me talk about my silly bls for like an hour and a half.

like, he's 6'4" (193cm) and built like a brick shithouse but he loves listening to me talk about my fanfics and my writing, will watch my silly shows with me, LOVES playing co-op games with me, takes care of me when my disease gets bad, stuck with me after my diagnosis when we hadn't even dated for a year, and has stuck with me for my entire gender journey and has supported my desire to start HRT next year.

he's my best friend in the whole world and i love him so fucking much (even when we drive each other crazy)

(god this picture from a concert is 5 years old how the fuck is that possible)

i know a lot of younger people follow me and ive seen quite a few people like "when is it my turn" or "how do i find someone like that" and like my only advice is stop looking. honest to god.

my husband and i met 8 years ago, i'd just gone through a sad break up that was mutual just bc of distance and other factors. a barely-acquaintance asked me to come over and hang out and i said sure why the fuck not. she invited over her friend and tried to set us up and that night he barely said 2 words to me.

eventually, we found common ground and once we got started we could not shut the fuck up. we found out we played similar games and liked similar shows. he invited me to breakfast the next morning, took me home, and then played monster hunter with me for hours while we were on the phone together. once we officially began dating (like a week later) we were fucking inseparable. we just love being in each other's company because we're best friends. we tease each other and give each other SO MUCH sass and attitude but that's who we are and i always tell him "i couldn't have designed you more perfectly in a computer."

i miss him when he goes to work and every single night on his way home from work he calls me the MINUTE he gets into his car and talks to me on the phone until he gets home. we used to play a stupid game where he would tell me when he was at the corner down the street and he'd flash his headlights at me as i looked out the window. i can't wait to see what the next 8 years has in store for us.

you'll find your person, it may not be as fast as you want but i'll give the same advice my parents always gave me - don't ever settle for less than a best friend. your partner HAS to be a best friend. (my parents have been married 25 years and are still fucking insane for each other.)

#bunn talks #im in a mood #i just love my husband so much #i really hit the fucking jackpot #i DID date a lot of pieces of shit prior tho #and learn some hard life lessons lol