#i know nothing

[bloobydabloob]

Medieval prince & page DirkJake designs because of a post I saw on twitter. The post was deleted but shoutout to them

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #hs fanart #dirkjake #jake english #blooby posting #Been watching Bojack horseman for the… 16th time #I need to stop rewatching this show dude ohhh my god #Anyways I had to actually read up on their old respective outfits for this #and I bet it’s still time period inaccurate. Haha #medieval outfit professionals don’t scream at me please #I know nothing #I just liked the tweet I saw #shoutout to user413612 #Let’s also try posting at a different time today #why not

[shamelessexplosions]

What I've learnt about the Batfamily from Tumblr

I know nothing about Batman - I have never read a comic, I have never watched a Batman series or cartoon or movie with him in it (except from that one scene at the end of wonder woman). This is what I have learnt about the members of the Batfamily entirely from tumblr and other social media.

1. Bruce Wayne

Bruce Wayne is Batman, and his superpower is being richer than God.

He lives in a mansion in Gotham, which is basically a city entirely made up of psychos

He cannot stop adopting children

Like I'm pretty sure he sees a child on their own with a vaguely traumatic backstory and has to adopt them.

Probably carries adoption papers in his utility belt for that very purpose

I'm not entirely sure how many children he has but that's okay because I don't think he knows either.

When he's in the mask his voice is really deep and he keeps saying "I'm Batman"

When he's not he acts like a complete idiot but probably tips a waitress by paying for their collage tuition

His parents are dead and this is very important - in a world of orphans, he is THE orphan

2. Dick Grayson

Bruce Wayne's oldest adopted son

He was in the circus as an acrobat until his parents died in front of him

I think they were murdered

He was the original Robin

Then he got bored or something and moved to somewhere called bludhaven which honestly sounds Norwegian, and renamed himself Nightwing.

Has extreme big brother energy

3. Jason Todd

Robin #2 because apparently there's a second one

I think he met Bruce after stealing the tires off Batman's car (the batmobile?) and then hitting him with a tire iron which is such a power move, especially for some random kid

He died but it's ok because he fell in a pit and got better

He renamed himself red hood and became a mass murderer for a bit

I think it was just a phase?

He was trained in the way of murder by someone called Talia. He either slept with her or was adopted by her.

I hope it's the second one because I know Bruce slept with her

Likes guns

4. Tim Drake

I think he stalked batman until he found out he was Bruce Wayne

In other words this random kid did what no megalomaniac with a grudge against the furry that routinely beats them up could

But then I think he was Bruce's neighbour pre-adoption so maybe he just noticed batman flying out from under the mansion each night, which says something problematic about his secret identity

He became robin too like how many robins does one city need?

Jason refers to him as 'replacement' which seems cold given 1. He himself was a replacement and 2. tim got replaced as well

I think he's Red Robin now, so clearly not too interested in change.

5. Damien Wayne

Bruce's biological son with the aforementioned assassin/murder trainer Talia.

Was in something called the League of Assassins but left to find his father, which given the name is the League of Assassins sounds like a smart life choice

Talia may have sent Damien to Bruce so she didn't have to deal with a teenager, but it also sounds like he left after an argument with his grandfather and League head-honcho Ra's so not sure whats going on there

Also Robin but I think at this point someone is taking the piss - possibly Batman

Feral Child(tm)

Likes swords

6. Cassandra (Cassie/Cass) Cain?

Maybe her surname is cain? Or maybe it's not?

I'm really confused because I'm pretty sure there is both a Cass and a Cassie in the Child-soldier Justice League and I think one of them is a bat-family member and one of them has something to do with Wonder Woman and they may or may not be the same person

Was an assassin involved in the same organisation as Jason and Damien

Is this where Bruce Wayne is finding his kids?

Was a Robin too (yay for feminism, boo for originality? Get some other names for your feral murder children Bruce)

Now called Spoiler and likes purple

May have at one point been batgirl?

7. Duke ???

Honestly I have no idea, I've just seen his name a couple of times

He was probably Robin at some point - they all appear to have been Robin at some point

I think he likes the colour yellow

8. Stephanie Brown

Another person that I have only vaguely seen the name of

She might have dated one of the batkids, Tim maybe?

May or may not be a batkid herself

May be batgirl, or maybe that was Cassandra, or maybe both. There have been so many robins nothing would surprise me

9. Barbara (Babs) Gordon

Daughter of a police commissioner

hacker

Her father may or may not be aware of her extracurriculars, but Commissioner Gordon has a massive flashlight for summoning batman when he needs help with a case so I don't think he has any room to talk

Goes by Oracle

Not a proper batkid but I doubt that stops her being on the family Christmas card

May have at one point been a Batgirl?

But at this point I'm just guessing everyone was batgirl

Maybe Duke was batgirl!

May use a wheelchair but I'm not certain

10. Alfred Pennyworth

Indeterminate age, may be immortal

Bruce's bulter

Raised Bruce Wayne, but still calls him 'Master Bruce'

Also refers to the batkids as 'master xx'

May or may not be sarcasm

English, ex-army and all-round exceedingly polite badass

Correction, he's English, I can say with confidence it is sarcasm

That is all the people I can think of, sorry if I missed anyone

#batman #batfam #batfamily #i know nothing #maybe this amuses someone #sorry if I got anything wrong #bruce wayne #dc robin #robin #dcu #dc universe #dc comics #red robin #red hood #jason todd #dick grayson #damien wayne #alfred pennyworth #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #text post

[thisismyobsessionnow]

Thinking about the possibility of them choosing to do this together because despite everything that would show the world it would still be easier than doing it alone. How I've been thinking the way they act in interviews might have been for emotional support all this time. And now they know they're going to do this raw and emotional photoshoot in which they'll have to be vulnerable and bare their souls. So the choice is easy, they have to do it together whatever that may mean.

#joker out #jan peteh #nace jordan #jance #anyway don't mind me i'm just thinking out loud #i know nothing

[gasstationpopcorn]

#don't besmirch bojan's name he can in fact cook #joker out #💅🏻 #misc.posts #before you ask this video is from my endless gallery that is atp solely dedicated to joker out #clip is from someone's tiktok #i know nothing

[lover-of-mine]

Okay, so, I don't know if I'm typing this out to make myself feel better because I can't believe THIS is the thing I'm gonna be right about in this fucking show BUT back in May last year, I added some tags on a post about how Buck is in Eddie's season 5 arc, so he would break up with Natalia pretty early on and Eddie and Marisol would go off to build stuff together (It's the only post I can find that proves I had the thought before all this because I don't know if I put that in a meta or not, I think I did on a post talking about how Buck and Eddie mirror each other narratively, but I cannot find it) but the thing is, season 6 for Buck mirrors season 4 for Eddie, which would put them in season 5 but from Buck's side. It was the main reason I kept saying I believed Natalia would have the same treatment as Ana, and go away early on in the season to open space for Eddie's journey of self-discovery, which is what happened, Natalia went away to open space for Buck's self-discovery journey. I was betting on a Buck breakdown, but bi Buck works. Why did I had that thought the second Eddie called Marisol in the s6 finale? Well, Buck and Eddie are literally running parallel to each other but slightly misaligned. You have tiny things like the way the first loss on the job for both of them is someone falling to their death, but Devon didn't want to live and the gross dude did. Or the shaky relationship with their parents that runs opposite because Eddie had too much responsibility placed on him while Buck was literally treated like he was invisible. Or more aggressive things like the way the well mirrors the lightning (set on that if you need help visualizing), with the way both of them volunteer into the rescue, the well is in the middle of nowhere, Buck gets struck in the middle of the street, Buck is in the sky, Eddie is underground, the rain aspect, the 118 as audience, they are even on mirrored sides of the frame, and I think even the way Buck needs to choose to get out of the coma mirrors the way Eddie saves himself. There's also the breathing things since Eddie almost drowns and Buck's lungs stop working. The well mirroring the lighting put Buck in season 4 for 6b, the "'I'm fine' *narrator voice* he wasn't fine" era, which would put Buck in season 5 now, the "I'm dealing with what makes me who I am" era, which he is, go Buck.

Well, this works with love interests on a ridiculous level. We have the ABSOLUTE MADNESS of the way Shannon comes back, next episode Ali shows up, Shannon dies, next episode Ali is gone, Eddie meets Ana, Buck keeps complaining about the struggles of being single (while Maddie totally sets him up with Josh, because now that Buck is canonically bi, the fact that they are in blue and green is too on the nose for me to ignore), nothing comes of Eddie and Ana, they both stay single, Eddie asks Ana out, next episode Buck is dating and Taylor comes Back, Buck starts dating Natalia, Eddie starts dating Marisol. The only ones who are not aligned are the breakups with Ana and Taylor, because Buck chooses to hang on for too long. We also the way they have the first love who left them and never really gave them the closure they needed, we have the inconsequential girlfriend they only got because people kept telling them they had to move on. Shannon works for Eddie the same way Abby works for Buck. Ana works for Eddie the same way Ali and I guess Natalia do for Buck. That means Eddie needs a Taylor. Someone he meets on a call who comes back later on. Check. Someone he's supposed to work with in theory but never had a real fighting chance. (I say that because if Taylor were as intense about Buck as she is about the job, they could've been a very interesting installment of golden retriever boyfriend/black cat girlfriend, but they never try). Something about their personal journeys is that Buck tends to take longer to learn, while Eddie tends to need a stronger hit. Buck's takes more time and Eddie's tends to be more intense in a sense. Like the way Shannon dies and Abby just leaves, but they actually kinda paint Buck as hung up on Abby all through seasons 2 and 3. Or the way Taylor goes away for a whole season, just to come back and stay for 3 half seasons. So the Marisol of it all. Taylor had more dept in the helicopter than Marisol has right now, but sure, let's say the point here is to make Eddie do something stupid in the name of not being alone. Because that's what Taylor is. The whole time, Taylor is about Buck being scared of being alone, even hooking up with her the first time is about how he didn't have Abby to hang on to anymore. Taylor and Buck are also fundamentally incompatible.

Again, I know nothing about Marisol. They gave her no dept beyond being a glorified babysitter. Nothing in her relationship with Eddie so far has been about Eddie and her. Even their dates seem to be something that will be about watching other people. I don't wanna say buddie canon, because Lucy is her own category (I miss her) but, Eddie looking at Buck and Tommy and making the very harsh decision of asking her to move in "I'm gonna die alone" moment, I don't wanna say makes sense, but could work, even more considering that the Buck/Tommy/Eddie/Marisol date seems to be mirroring the colors of the Buckley-Diaz family + Taylor dinner in outside looking in, and the next episode is a madney episode. It's the same progression of events. I doubt Eddie is gonna cheat and panic ask Marisol to move in, but they are not so on the nose with the actual storyline parallels. I don't have the brainpower to come up with any theories about what he might do, but considering how rocky his relationship with Buck could be, considering the last episode, I can absolutely see Buck triggering that (that would make me accept I am right and Eddie is aware of his feelings and I won't give that up even if the show explicitly says he wasn't) because Eddie's abandonment issues make him overcorrect. And that's never a good thing. Do I think Marisol is going past the season finale? No. Eddie's understanding arcs are usually shorter than Buck's. How would she leave? No clue. The fact that Taylor hurt Buck's family, in a literal sense with Chim, and the focus on her relationship with Chris as someone taking care of him, also the ominous shots of Chris and the whole theory that Chris would get hurt last season makes me scared tho. It could be something that's not her fault that she doesn't reach Eddie instantly, like, Chris cuts himself or something and she doesn't call, that can even work to push Buck and Eddie closer, and put buddie explicitly in a parental role together. My brain keeps saying appendicitis for some reason, but no idea why, maybe I just don't want to believe the show would make someone purposefully endanger Chris. Eddie kind of snapping in a hospital makes sense? Let's say Chris gets sick while at school and someone calls the house trying to reach Eddie because he's not answering and he chews her off. But that's just like, the only thing I can come up with with the correct energy.

So, yeah, Marisol is Taylor. I'm too tired to keep typing, but I can't believe the one theory I don't fully type out is the one the universe is gonna give me oaksoaksoaksoaksokasa

If you read this I love you. I don't know how this made you feel, but I hope it makes sense.

#im going to bed now #bye #911 #911 speculation #911 spoilers #911 meta #??? #i dont know #i know nothing

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Hey Asmi,

I saw the whole geographic revelations post and I just have to ask: What are your thoughts on Bielefeld?

It doesn’t matter if you’ve never heard of it. Just purely based on reading the name, do you think it exists?

Btw this question is for… science… kinda

H-hello maggot *trembles at seeing the word geographic* Um. Um. Well.

On one hand, Transylvania apparently exists (I'm so sorry to my Romanian maggots for thinking you were a mythical and/or extinct, albeit beautiful, land. At least you were all nice about it. My knowledge of India is even worse than my global knowledge, so when I go outside here, which I rarely do, my strategy is to keep my mouth shut.)

So given that Transylvania exists, I'm inclined to say yes to everything ever. On the other hand, that name looks suspiciously innocent. Now I have geographical trust issues. Thanks, maggots.

I'm gonna say... uh. Uh. Yes?

I'm beginning to question everything. I have been reliably informed that Wakanda is not real. Mongolia is real. I'm going to assume SoHo from good omens is real. Loch Ness is apparently an actual place. Is Birmingham in London, I couldn't make out from the Staged episode. Oceania is not an underwater kingdom that Barbie: A Mermaid's Tale made up.

Life is a lie.

And to those who asked why I don't google these things: I am afraid of the bloody internet and all the political can of worms that X throws at my face whenever I google anything related remotely to politics, which countries fall under. I do not want to know about the mayor of some city's affair with the undersecretary's second-cousin and the resultant wave of transphobia. I am afraid.

Now I rely on you all and the nice and accurate education that tumblr is, hopefully, giving me.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens #HOW MUCH OF THE PLACES THEY MENTIONED IN GOOD OMENS WERE REAL #HELP #barbie #tumblr-schooling #not the inventor of oceania apparently #staged #geography #every day is school day #geography lessons by the maggots to their now home/tumblr-schooled child #life is a lie #i know nothing #wahoo

[the-jelliphish]

like. I get WHY Watcher is doing the streaming service thing, if it gives them more freedom to create what they want, and (they think) it will make more money it’s their choice to do what they think is best for themselves and their company. And obviously running a company is not cheap. And they should be paid. And I do wish them the best. But also I think this will ruin their fan base, because so many people clearly can’t pay for that so even if they keep afloat things will be worse for the fans.

#Ignore me I’m just a kid #I know nothing #but I’m kinda sad because my parents won’t pay for another streaming service #So I will be rewatching a lot of Buzzfeed Unsolved ig #watcher #watcher entertainment #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim

[ofmd-ann]

After watching WWDITS and OFMD I feel like the next step is to watch Good Omens so I can complete the set? 🤔 💖

#i've never seen it #i know nothing #what level of emotional damage will it cause me lol #not that i need another hyperfixation #good omens

[respectthepetty]

I just wanna jump in here to tell you that I'm having a blast seeing you both confused about Pit Babe itself and even more confused about what people are throwing at you about the show. Thank you so much, the popcorn is delicious around here!

@lukaherehelp, I'm actually having a blast watching Pit Babe without subs and on mute, and I do like when people drop random facts about the show in the comment section or reblog tags of my posts, especially because y'all just plop them there like it's no big deal.

The reblog tags on a post about me being upset, again, thinking Charles was dickmatizing Barbie will be like #Babe is fine with Charlie stealing all of his powers so you are wrong #Mama could never be mad at Papa

And y'all just expect me to understand that shit!

It's such a wild adventure because I understand every single word individually, but when placed in that order, none of that shit makes sense to me! But to y'all it does.

Charles was stealing Babe's powers?! And was that okay with us as a collective audience? What was the vibe during that experience? I'll never know because the tags are STILL blocked.

And who dafuq is Mama and Papa?! I now know it's Barbara and Charles because there are only so many times it can get mentioned in the reblogs before I was going to realize THOSE ARE CANON NICKNAMES! But, once again, what is the vibe around that? Are we cool with that, fam? Is it the norm since PREGNANCY IS A REAL POSSIBILITY?!

I know if I was watching this show properly, I'd be the judgiest bitch, but somehow, watching it this way is a hoot! I get to enjoy the colors from a distance and sometimes people will randomly tell me Barbie needs to have sex to enhance his superpowers, and like . . . same, bro.

#pit babe #pit babe the series #I really am enjoying my watch #I know nothing #and y'all only confuse me more #but it's an adventure

[fancyfeathers]

gonna start playing Honkai Star Rail, downloading it right now

The only characters I know are Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because they have been blowing up my feed

But I am very excited but nothing will top Genshin characters for me watch me retract that statement after playing

#honkai star rail #genshin impact #hoyoverse #are they connected? #I think I heard they are but idk #i know nothing #wish me luck

[jacks-wack-attack]

Alright, I'm starting Legend of Korra for the first time. All I know, or think I know, is that there is enemies to lovers and main girl gets a hot girlfriend? I don't know. My knowledge is based off of memes. I am excited.

#legend of korra #tlok #i am excited #i know nothing #does she get a hot girlfriend #i hope she does #enemies to lovers possibly #this is a journey for me

[crow-n-tell]

I missed you

I miss you too! Sorry one of my classes is straight GARBAGE. They are teaching me valuable stuff but it all sounds like pig Latin to me so I’m dying lol

#ask #I seriously reread the stuff thier sayin and I like #lo #logos? not logo like picture #logo like logic #in marketing??? what #KEEP SAYIN I NEED TO COMPARE AD AUDIENCES AND IM LIKE I DONT LOOK AT ADS #MY BRAIN FILTERS ADS OUT CRAZY GOOD #I KNOW NOTHING

[koszmarnybudyn]

Dndads season two episode 22 spoilers!!!!!!

Did color but kinda gave up halfway thru. Anyway enjoy a lot of hermies.

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #normal oak #hermie the unworthy #link li wilson #taylor swift dndads #scary marlow #grant wilson #erin o neil #i did this instead of studing for biology for an exam i have tomorrow #i know nothing #i do not have my usual color pallets or accurate refrence so the the color pallet always changes #i need to do refrence again #this episode was kinda chill actually #my art

[leaskisses444]

i have a chemistry exam tommorow 😁🔫

#i know nothing #im gonna faiiiillllll~~~ #i currently have a 3 (the highest mark is 5 ) :') #also i think chemistry needs its own tag #chemistry </3

[bertrandorito]

#bg3 #astarion #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #i know nothing #but I love vampires #and I love drawing blood #baldur’s gate 3

[c0smiccl0wn]

@chocolateseeds’s whopper virus au keeps popping up and i have no idea what it is. however i think @just-a-drawing-bean had an intentional or unintentional part in its creation

(posting this before going to bed, excuse the horrid quality sketches)

#it’s funny #but i’m also confused #i’ve seen like two posts about it #i know nothing #take a low quality sleep deprived doodle