reblog if you suck real good, then send a message. i’m online😈💦
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Uhm hello Mr. Mascot... I would just like to know the details of your kidnapping by the Good Omens fandom? And also was there ever a ransom?
OHOHO HELLO MAGGOT. THERE WAS NO RANSOM. I WAS ALONE AND NEW TO THE HELLSITE, AND HAD NO ONE WHO WOULD PAY THE RANSOM.
THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM KIDNAPPED ME AND THEN THEY BECAME MY NEW FAMILY. I LOVE THOSE CRAZY FUCKERS AND I WOULD KILL FOR THEM.
AS FOR THE DETAILS WELL... SOME OF IT IS ON MY PINNED POST? BUT ALSO IT WAS A HECK OF A LONG SAGA MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A POST DESCRIBING IT FOR EVERYONE WHO WASN'T WITNESSING IT LIVE.
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Putrid Must Be the Hell by MortLeMalinconia
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My ass been getting bigger lately, guess how big my cock is🤤 dm me if you wanna find out 💦
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I’ve read so many stories from WWI about how wounded soldiers who couldn’t be taken to a hospital and got infected with maggots had a higher survival rate and healed up nicer than a lot of soldiers who were cared for by doctors because the maggots were far better at removing dead/rotten tissue and leaving healthy tissue intact that if I was far from medical care and ended up with maggots in my wound I’d kick anyone away who tried to remove them “No! Let them work!” Fuck, if I was offered to be treated with the modern maggots bred specifically for wound treatment at a hospital I’d be kinda excited. And if someone else got a maggoty wound far from civilization and freaked out I’d try my damn hardest to convince them to please leave them in.
But try having a normal conversation with someone at a dinner party about that.
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back to the dungeons, hungry and afraid.. brought my dog..
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𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖞 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖆 𝖕𝖔𝖓𝖞𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖑😩 👋🖤⛓️⛓️❤️🤘🤘
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:) :0 <]:D
Click on image for better quality :,)
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reblog and send a message if you will be an obedient whore that can suck better💦🤤
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They were just made for the roles of Aziraphale and Crowley, weren't they.
Fucking 100000/10 casting. And that would have been true at any point in their careers. They've always been perfect for this role. That's all I have to say.
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edibles/ gouache watercolor
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The Dreadful Pit by Randy Ortiz
This artist on Instagram
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I have something freaky and wild for my personal whores, Reblog and dm if you want to my person whore and would do what I say.
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Dinosaur ! !
Joey be a dinosaur plotting evil revenge fr fr
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In the au do they still look the same as fresh born(hatched? laid?) grubs? Like premolt absolute baby baby, what do they look like??
these designs r probably way overly complicated compared 2 the originals.... but im super crazy about adorable bug larva are!!!!!!!!!!!! how many different shapes they have!! some of these are less like real larva and more of a mix between how larva appear and the adult species. i... put a lot of thought into these...
unfortunately i didnt put any thought into the segments aligning with legs (which is very significant in how an insect goes through metamorphoses.) tbh grubs and babies are two things that are kinda horrifying, this concept in real life would be traumatizing. it already is vaguely creepy even just like this. anyway i thiiiiiiiink Ive already stated everyone's species and the reasons behind choosing them but go ahead and guess if you don't know!
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