i cant wait to be insufferable (about saw x) instead of just insufferable (regular)
0 notes
Guy walks out of theater and into the lobby "that Aquaman movie...really funny man", walks back to his theater
Me thinking: okay cool, I'll...let Jason Momoa know?
29 notes
·
View notes
my mom got so passively aggressively pissy with me for not being able to go to the movies w her tonight because i have two papers so she made plans with a random friend to get dinner which is FINE but also i know she's going to get back & see me watching hockey and make it into a Thing
7 notes
·
View notes
Work, sending me a 7 hour shift offer at nearly 9 PM for tomorrow without much notice; hey
Me, with no intention of accepting the offer by pretending i didn't see it, using an inpromto excuse of where i am:
2 notes
·
View notes
this month's theme for my work's movie club (which i run for this entire global company) is hispanic heritage month and Coco won which means i get to sob pathetically sometime this week in prep for the north america discussion on monday
2 notes
·
View notes
Security guard:*orders a pretzel*
Me:Ok! It’ll take a few minutes *preps the pretzel and puts it in the little oven and goes back to help some more customers for a few minutes *
*TEN MINUTES LATER*
New customer:do you guys have pretzels?
Me:*internally screaming*😀 sorry I’ll be right back. *runs to the back and pulls out a charred black pretzel from the oven quickly preps another one, throws it in and runs back to customer* sorry about that. Yes we do have pretzels.
Him:ok, ill have a pretzel.
Me:🙃 Ok! *takes out cooked pretzel gives to security guy runs to get his cheese cup preps and puts in another pretzel sets a timer on phone puts the burned pretzel in spoilage and goes to help another customer* hey what can I get for you
New customer:I Will have TWO PRETZELS
Me:
24 notes
·
View notes