#i love richie

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Richie and Ruth singing "I'm tweeting all about it," Kinda ruins their character. There's no way in hell they use Twitter.

All us nerds are here on Tumblr. They're blogging all about it.

#this is mostly a joke #i know it wouldve messed up the flow of the song #but at the same time... #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #starkid #i love richie #ruth fleming

[kdogreads]

my oral fixation goes wild when i see richie smoking but also i just need him to put them in me and make me come until i can’t even form a single coherent thought pls god when

Giiiirrlllll (respectfully) MEEE TOOOOO 🤤🤤 we love those fingers those lips oh my 😳🥵

Smutty smut below the cut 🤤🤪 (minors DNI pls)

He knows he should quit. He knows it’s bad for him and for everyone who has to breathe in the smoke he expels. But he also knows it feels so fucking good to take a smoke break after a busy night at The Bear.

“Fuuuck me. I’ve been waiting for you, baby,” Richie’s eyes fall shut and his head leans back against the rough brick wall behind him.

“Richie?” You poked your head out to see who he was talking to, “Are you talking your cigarette?”

He laughs and nods his head as he lifts the smoke to his lips, taking a long drag, pushing the air out of his lungs, and licking his lips to wrap it all up. You couldn’t help but stare in awe at his long, slender fingers.

The two of you stood out back of the restaurant for a few minutes, Richie staring at the stars and you staring at Richie. The way he lifted the smoking cigarette to his lips, fingers wrapped so delicately around it. You couldn’t help but reach out to touch them.

“Where you at, baby?” He teased, switching the cigarette to his other hand so you could intertwine your fingers in his.

“You look good, Richie, that’s all,” You smiled as he lifted your hand to his lips and pecked a kiss onto your palm, then your wrist and up your arm.

“Baby,” You whined as he placed your arm over his shoulder and backed you against the wall.

“Shh, don’t want them to hear you,” His words dance over your neck and sent a shiver down your spine.

He took one more long drag before dropping the butt to the ground. He tips his head back to exhale the tangy smoke over your head and the way his deliciously inviting neck made you shiver in the warm summer breeze.

In one swift motion he hooks his thigh under yours, effectively rucking your skirt up at your waist and opening you up for him. Richie groans as the wet spot on your panties greets his eager fingers.

“Oh fuck,” You whine louder than you mean to as he slides a long finger into your aching cunt and peppers kisses on your neck. You can’t help but gasp as he adds another thick finger inside you, stretching your walls deliciously at a leisurely pace.

Your eyelids feel heavy as he pulls rolling pleasure out of you, teasing that spongey spot deep inside your core with every dragging stroke. You’re pulled out of your head when Richie suddenly leans away from you.

“Keep it down, sweetheart,” He clamps his hand over your open mouth, two fingers teasing your tongue, “Oh you want me to shut you up, huh?”

You nod desperately as he fucks his fingers into you at a punishing pace. Richie grits his teeth and practically growls as he feels your body tensing around him.

“That’s it, baby girl,” He coos at you, bringing you closer and closer to your peak, “Cum on Daddy’s fingers, baby, just like that.”

You cry out into his hand as the pressure erupts in your core, walls clenching rhythmically around his still-pumping fingers. You lick and suck on the fingers in your mouth, the slight tang of his cigarette still lingering. Richie’s fingers slide out of your mouth, but you’re too cock drunk (or finger drunk?) to notice.

Your heads tries to fall back against the brick, lips parted and panting like a dog, but the top of your skull is met by a solid, gentle hand protecting you.

“Richie,” the whisper dances from your lips as his fingers slide out of your aching core and carefully smooth your skirt back down.

“Ah, ah, almost done,” He slides the fingers covered in your slick into your mouth, “Clean up f’me, sweetheart.”

You giggle and do as you’re told, sucking your tang off his long, slender fingers. A smile breaks out onto Richie’s face as he shifts to hold your face in both of his hands.

“You really are a fucking dream, baby,” He kisses you softly, the lust in his eyes slowly slipping away back into his typical adoration for you, “My fucking dream.”

Just then, the back door swings open forcefully and out steps Carmy, long overdue for his own smoke break. He spotted the two of you and nodded in greeting, an eyebrow lifting in question for moment before shaking his head as if to say never mind, nasties, and pulled out his phone to ignore the two of you.

You laughed as your attention shifted back to Richie’s lovestruck face right in front of yours.

“Gotta get back in, hm?” Richie asked softly and kissed your lips, “I love you, pretty girl.”

His eyes were so close to yours you could see the spots of darker and lighter blue, and the faint bags under the glimmering white.

You kissed him again and squeezed his waist slightly, “I love you, too, baby.”

#richie jerimovich fluff #richie the bear #richie x reader #richie jerimovich smut #richie jerimovich x reader #richie jerimovich #i love richie #richard jerimovich #kdogreads #the bear imagine #the bear

[thefatcat-13]

trying to get a binder off fr

#nerdy prudes must die starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #? #richie lipschitz #i love richie #richie lipschitz npmd #binder #idk what to tag this as

[beansandsoop]

Little loser with his blue socks

#richie lipschitz #i love richie #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die

[shvmblr]

Started Assassination Classroom again 🫡

(also a quick Richie doodle because I love him frfr)

#fanart #assassination classroom #richie lipschitz #npmd #koro sensei #doodles #i love richie #he is so me fr #my art!

[queen-in-white]

Look at him! Look at this fucking weeb! He’s so silly. We love Richie here. He’s just so great

#i love richie #richie lipschitz #npmd richie #richie lipschitz appreciation posts #ooc ramblings

[poisonghoull]

richie lipschitz would have watched bluey canon?

yes.

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #npmd #headcanon #bluey #starkid productions #nerdy prudes #richard lipschitz #theatre #jon matteson #i love richie

[ihavenoideamanokay]

I DID REBLOG THE ORIGINAL POST WITH THIS BUT IDK IF PEOPLE WILL LOOK THROUGH THE REBLOGS SO

I'VE DONE IT GUYS

I DESPISE SHADING SO I DIDN'T DO THAT

ALSO BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS RICHIE PEOPLE COME OVER HERE

hate how much the quality sucks but oh well

THE FACT THAT IT'S TOO BIG GAVE ME AN EXCUSE TO NOT DRAW HIS HANDS

references under the cut thing

did I pretty much trace off of these? maybe. oh well it still looks good imo

#nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jägerman #npmd #hatchetfield #starkid #michie #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #max jagerman #max x richie #richie x max #richie lipschitz x max jagerman #trans richie lipschitz #richie is so adorable #i love richie #i love them so much #blue hair richie #I don't hate this art yet!!!!

[rawkinks]

time to rewatch the bear s2 for the third time 😇

#sorry #i love syd #i love carmy #i love richie #i love everyone #fuck claire

[rockstar-pornograffitti]

You aren’t trash baby

#I love Richie #richie faulkner #judas priest

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

the guy who didn't like musicals (2018)// nerdy prudes must die (2023)

#hatchetfield #byholloway #not in love with richies coloring but I wanted to get this out soon #richie lipschitz #ted spankoffski #gifs #npmd #npmd spoilers #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #userfaiths #userbanana #sk #starkid #starkidedit

[im-not-a-l0ser]

I'm not gonna lie, one of the main things that makes me ship Michie is the line "no, he thinks the ghost is real, he's just really fucking brave!"

#nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #i love richie #max jagerman #michie npmd #michie #richie lipschitz x max jagerman #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #richie x max #max x richie

[kdogreads]

Random facts about Richie Jerimovich that I just know are 100% true even though I have absolutely no proof:

✨He randomly LOVES Green Day

✨He wants nothing more than to adopt a couple of pitbulls and put those cute chunky chain collars on them

✨He would threaten the staff with his gun if they get your order wrong at a restaurant (and you have to talk him down, but then he puts on that mean face back on later that night 😏)

✨He cries at every movie. It could be an old classic tearjerker or a new Disney movie with a sweet message about how kids grow up so fast or God forbid an animal dies

✨He’s a simple Midwestern man in his soul so he loves fireworks and big guns and starting giant bonfires in his backyard

✨He’d never admit it, but he was just as excited to go to the Taylor Swift concert as Eva was. He’s a true Swiftie at heart

✨When he proposes to you, he does the absolute most. Like I’m talking gets a billboard made or takes you to a Cubbies game and asks Uncle Jimmy to pull some strings so he can get on the Jumbotron or something obnoxious to show the entire world how much he loves you

✨Absolutely loves going to Lake Michigan in the summers but he insists you have to go up into Wisconsin or over to Indiana because it’s less crowded and the beaches are better

NSFW below minors buzz off pls 🤪

🔥He’s the biggest switch you’ve ever met in your lifeeee. This man will go from “please baby let me touch you” to “tell daddy whose fucking cunt this is” fast enough to give you whiplash

🔥Obsessed with just like your skin?? He wants to touch you and kiss you and lick you and smell you all over all the time

🔥He loooves squishing your thighs together and fucking them right below where you really want him to be until you’re squirming and begging him to fuck you right 🤤

🔥President of the thigh riding fan club. He’ll get you off on his thigh literally everyday if you let him

🔥He discovers that your toys are his friends, not his competition. His fav is probably your simple ole reliable vibrator. He’ll put it on full blast and fuck you with it while he sucks on your clit 🤭🥵

Someone sedate me 🤤

Tagging Richie lovers: @foreveraimingtowardsthesky @hbojoel @mcondance

#kdogreads #richie x reader #richie jerimovich #richie jerimovich x reader #richie jerimovich smut #i love richie #richie the bear #richard jerimovich #Richie jerimovich fan club #the bear #the bear fic

[thefatcat-13]

OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL IS KILLING ME RICHIE SINGS “IM DEAD” IM FUCKING SOBBING

#npmd #npmd spoilers #MY BLORBO #I LOVE RICHIE #WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO ME

[thiscoldheart]

stuff richie says (1/?)

the bear (2022-)

#* #the bear #the bear fx #the bear season 2 #the bear season 1 #richie jerimovich #ebon moss bachrach #i love him and his dumb one-liners so much :')

[blondephenobarbitol]

fun fact of the day: In this Nerdy Prudes Must Die clip that I turned up the brightness on, you can see Richie doing a Naruto run into the Waylon place. Also, you can see Pete slapping his hands down and telling him to cut it out. And it's just...perfect

#this is why I love the Jon Matteson watch parties #he just points out the dumbest shit #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #richie lipschitz #pete spankoffski #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetfield universe #jon matteson #joey richter