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#i might delete this later but i thought it was funny
dxkjf · 9 months
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Goofy little specimen
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lord-squiggletits · 3 months
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The reason this fandom hates IDW Optimus isn't because he's a cop (plenty of people are fine with Prowl) or because he's a bastard (most characters in IDW are) but because he commits the crime of being an actual person who's messy, flawed, and makes a shitload of high stakes mistakes fitting for the intense situations and pressure he's put under constantly.
But we can't have Optimus actually react to his situations by lashing out or being unpleasant, no, he has to have the personality of a cardboard cutout of G1 whose only defining personality traits are "dad, funny, nice," and if he ever vents negative emotions it can only ever be #relatable depression or him being sad on his own without ever letting it show during the important parts of the story. If Optimus dares do things like be angry or frustrated or bitter it's just a sign that he's a bastard and LITERALLY the worst Optimus ever. If Optimus ever makes mistakes or does wrong things in the heat of anger/frustration/stress it's because he's just an evil bastard with no redeeming traits.
God forbid Optimus go through an unending gauntlet of war, politics, atrocities, near-complete loneliness, and a seemingly endless cycle of violence for his entire life and come out of it kind of bitter, angry, and tired of dealing with people's shit. He's not allowed to be a realistic person, context doesn't matter, sympathy doesnt matter. IDW Optimus doesn't fulfill the fandom's fantasies of Father Figure or Perfect Cultural Icon or Twinky Fucktoy and since that's the only reason most people care about Optimus in general, the fandom collectively trashes on IDW OP.
All because he can't fit into the overly simplified and childlike double standard the fandom has where if any other character is messy and flawed, that's good writing and interesting and compelling, but if OPTIMUS is messy and flawed, he's Literally The Worst and he's an asshole for no other reason than He Sucks, context be damned
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mixx-exists · 2 months
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Telling my mom (who has no idea about mcyt) about Etho's set up and all she says is "does he want to be challenged or something"
I wish I could tell her the answer to that question was something other than "no he's just like that"
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itsame-ariana · 7 months
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Guys look it’s bdubs! Of hermitcraft! (Please laugh at this terrible joke)
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imaginativeworks · 1 month
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Imagine Your OTP
Person B: “What alone on a Saturday night dear, are you pathetic?”
Person A: “I don’t know, why don’t we change that?”
Person B: “W-what?”
Person A: “You and I could go out, my treat of course. (Gently holds their chin to looking deeply into their eyes with a smile) What do you say~”
Or 
Person B: “What alone on a Saturday night dear, are you pathetic?”
Person A: “Then marry me, I’m sure that would solve all my lonely pathetic Saturday nights in the future.”
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sootnuki · 9 months
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ides of maerch
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crownamedblue · 1 month
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Watching a comedian while eating lunch the other day, as you do, and it’s one of those game shows made by comedians for comedians that don’t really have a solid point system, ended 7 years ago, and the only way to find it now is on a random comedian’s practically derelict YouTube channel. So anyway, fucking shoveling this dining hall food, because the comedy and the speed I eat it means I don’t have to taste the secret ingredient: anger and resignation for having to get up this goddamn early for hundreds of pricks to stroll through this door and make snide comments about their food, they were a chef back in their home town goddamn you. The category at hand is “unlikely dating tips” and the guy at the mic suggests posting slightly inaccurate starwars references in order to get more men to pay attention to you. Which got me thinking, what’s my siren call? Misquoting almost any media, or a woman stating an opinion about said media without first exhuming their entire experience with said media is like a goddamn Batsignal over Arkham City. A few solid natural bits and bobs will send most non binary friends flying towards us like a moth to a lamp, or like a shark to blood, or something something cool rocks and mushrooms and shit. I feel like mine would be overcomplicated stories that have either no point or altogether far too many, as well as analysis of said stories.
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susielesbianism · 2 years
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[ID: A collection of Deltarune-style textboxes featuring the text below. End ID]
Transcript:
“(You hear faint music from within the bedroom.)”
“(You open the door just a crack…)”
“‘… are you insane like me, been in pain like me…’”
“(Sounds like Asriel is singing his songs again.)”
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bl00dyard · 2 days
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i need someone to be the gojo to my geto ,, (never moving on from me, recognizing me wherever i go)
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starsandthorn · 2 months
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read through alien space for star rail context and every frame himeko's in you can faintly hear me in the bg trying hard not to think about how much she looks like diluc
#personal stuff#delete later#remembering the reason i got into honkai in the first place was to see what similarities genshin might have inherited#and going oh yeah!! this is fun actually#anyway yeah. woe same hair color bangs and art style be upon ye. the little hair loopy is driving me crazy#don't get me started on the red eye that pepper mint has contrasted to the delusion. good night#the manga itself was really interesting though! i haven't read a whole lot of the honkai manga bc i don't know where to start really#like i've read azure waters bc i love my girl. and second key for gay people lore#but i haven't read any of the others i don't think#also REALLY funny to me who didn't finish apho 2. originally i thought welt's star rail experience was an isekai.#i honest to god thought void archives hit him with a train and he woke up on a different train#while funny. the actual reality has me head in hands. the image of star rail himeko that welt sees and recognizes her.....auuuugh.#and the very person who rescues him is the person he feels like he did wrong by lying to her. agh.#but yeah! i only knew a little bit abt himeko's dad based on what we're told early in game#so i originally speculated that genshin murata's father was the og pyro archon who died and she took his place#but now i'm not entirely sure.#chances are. since we've seen archons inherit the same Ideal along with their element. murata probably fought her predecessor#and took their place#ACTUALLY FUCK ME. WAIT.#LIBEN'S LINE ABOUT NATLAN . WAS HIM TALKING ABOUT OTHER WORLDS.#at first i thought it was just a cheap way for the developers to talk about their other new game and maybe it was BUT ALSO.#AND AT LEAST ONE MURATA WAS OBSESSED WITH GOING TO SPACE.#HMMMM#listen i am not all that excited for natlan purely on the basis that i know mhy is going to fuck up every character design#but plotwise maybe i am allowed a little bit of hope. lol#anyway void archives pretty. i get it now.
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firesign23 · 1 year
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You know, my grandmother died last week. And I am far away and the grief is complicated by so many factors, and honestly it still hasn't sunk in fully that she's gone. Unlike my grandfather, who we lost to dementia long before we lost him, this was sudden. None of this is really the point though.
Since she's been gone, there's been some weird moment pretty much every day. A flower in her favourite colour blooming despite freezing temperatures, a deer on a road when it's never happened before. A sweater she knitted for me as a toddler that I thought was in a closet being in a drawer instead. Seeing the truth in a photo that I've always been a little exasperated about.
If I was spiritual, I'd think she's sending me messages from the other side to let me know she's alright. I'm not. But I do believe that it's been easier, these past days, to see all the little ways her love is still out there.
Now, my grandmother was many things. She was kind and loving, funny, talented, sharp. She was also a poor country woman who had very little time for nonsense. And so it was with absolute delight and a few tears that I share with you all today's weirdness. This morning, after a week of floating rather vaguely through life, I was smacked in the face reminded of one of her all time favourite sayings when someone was feeling sorry for themselves.
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Thanks Mommas
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lemonleafloser · 2 months
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So my coworker/crush was using my phone and opened my browser. They accidentally closed what I call The Stealth Tab to reveal like 9 ao3 pages of Reddie Fics that’s I’ve yet to read. To which I yell to them “DONT JUDGE ME! I CONNECT TO THEM AND THEY DESERVE A HAPPY ENDING” to which he was like “hey I wouldn’t judge you for that. You do you”
Goddamn guys. He’s the one 😂
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fullsaviourshalt · 9 months
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Omg look at this crappy fanart for an amazing fanfiction (°◡°♡) Some random doodles I made back when A kiss for a kill jist finished <<33
Go check out @hunnydreams42 's scream fic shes an amzing writer aaaaaaeeeeee 💞💞
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Pov: Your psychotic boyfriend is asking you to kill with him (I didnt misspell psychotic you did)
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Mike and Will after their first kill being the most messy and gruesome crap ever (and then they killed Ted LMAO)
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Pov: These boyfriends are killing you (but cutely) Mike is left Will is right (This is from them killing the officer) (I know who he is I just cant spell his name lol)
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This one is by far the one i hate the most lmao
Mikes trade offer to Will:
You receive: I receive:
- Me!! - Revenge
- A free jail cell - You <3
for your brother
- Mental issues -Happiness
- My love <3 -YOU.
Yes or yes?
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cackling right now
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hello gay people
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purgetrooperfox · 1 year
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thought y'all might enjoy knowing that my Waking From General Anesthesia story includes
immediately crying when I re-acquired consciousness
thanking everyone in the room profusely. p r o f u s e l y.
holding one nurse's hand for either ~10 seconds or the entire time she was in the vicinity idr
"I'm sorry I keep crying but um . pain scale?" <- said once finally Not crying
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