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dyingbluerose · 1 year

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dont look at me

#this was a spur of the moment kind of meme #idk if this existed/been made yet but i wanted to do it #udhfdjsf #bowuigi #luigi #bowser #mario franchise #I should shush #meme

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kotofeden · 6 months

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Happy unnecessary feelings day pals 💖💖💖

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bamsara · 3 months

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I accidently deleted the ask because my phones broken screen did a weird touch glitch thing so just in case: you can print out / bookbind any of my fanfictions, or have someone else do it for you if you need a permission to do so (so as long as it's not being sold. Commissioning a bookbinder to bind the fic doesn't count, that's fine)

Though I would HIGHLY recommend going through with grammerly and proof reading before making signatures because I don't use a beta reader since I write for fun and escapism, I don't focus real hard on proper of it and a lot of my stuff has hidden grammatical and spelling errors (I'll get around to editing and fixing that...eventually)

#sara shush #i answered this before on someone wanting to bookbind solar lunacy and my iz stuff but i realize that was asks ages ago #i should put it in my faq

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abodyfarm · 2 years

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hes so pretty like why couldnt i have been pretty like that wow

#this is about a lot of ppl but mostly daron from soad #hes............#idek im just mad bc hes a pretty boy and im literally. not #>:(#zero zips across your screen #i should shush

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championsandheroes · 6 months

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Ten? TEN?! Larian, please. You can't let everyone and their mom go on about how beefy and strong Halsin is when he's got a measly 10 in strength. I understand if the men are impressed, but every single one of the ladies are stronger than him!

Over at Patreon and society6 we appreciate the strong women though. Respectfully.

#champions and heroes #Baldur's Gate #Baldur's Gate 3 #Tav #Astarion #Gale of Waterdeep #Wyll Ravengard #Shadowheart #Lae'zel #Halsin #paladin Tav is extra offended #he's got a strength score of 18 #and yet no one is ooohing and aaahing over his muscles #outrageous #I respec several of the party members when I get them #not to change their classes (well Shadowheart is a life cleric shush her job is healing so she should do it well)#but just to fix their stats because the standard is just... bad #and not reflective of their characters either

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crystalflygeo · 1 year

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Safeword. ft Zhongli + fem!reader

cw/tags: a bit of anxiety/panic attack, bit of dirty talk but it's all praise, bit of nipple play and fingering, safeword use, bondage (tied arms, blindfold) hurt/comfort, aftercare, just reader in general dealing with negative feelings but being comforted PLEASE BE WARNED IF THIS MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. READ THE TAGS.

notes: I literally just woke up and wrote this in a rush in my phone lmao what. Listen my mood jumps between depressed and horny and I've always loved safeword use and aftercare done right, it is very important and intimate. Also who doesn't want Zhongli softly soothing and kissing them? I almost made this gender neutral reader but I ended up being self indulgent so sorry.

Everything felt hot, too hot, but not in a good way. It was... sticky, ah, uncomfortable.

You squirm a little, shifting on your legs until you feel Zhongli's hands slowly caress your skin, making you shiver. His breath fans your neck "Good girl.” He mumbles at your shoulder, and kisses there.

Yes, this was fine. This is what you wanted, to just let go and release that pent up energy.

Right?

"Hmm... you've been so stressed lately, darling, haven't you?" His strong hands start massaging and kneading at your shoulders and you groan, it feels pretty good.

Until one of his palms lowers to your chest and starts playing with one of your nipples and you hiss. It hardens under his attention, sure, but feels... odd, it kind of hurts.

You shift again awkwardly, and the rope holding your wrists together digs into your skin.

You don't know what's wrong but something is. You don't feel the same lightheadedness as usual, in fact you're hyperaware, parted lips panting but the pressure is not on your lower belly, it’s at your chest instead. It feels cold, empty, oppressive.

Your hands clench into fists and you whimper.

Zhongli kisses around your chest down to your navel and that feels good too, tender, loving. His voice soothes you, even though you feel oddly disconnected.

"You look so beautiful my dear, laid out like this."

Did you really? The anxiety starts gnawing at you, body tense. Your mind is far away, going over some dumb mistake you made some days ago, some stupid thing you said last week...

You've been so frustrated lately, feeling sad, and angry, and disappointed and-

Zhongli's thumb circles over your clit and you gasp and keen, hips jerking on reflex.

Oh. That felt good, but-

But then why did you feel so wrong?

"Z-Zhongli." You hiccup. Voice wobbly, you feel your eyes start to water. What is wrong with you? You're suffocating. Choked up. Sweaty and awkward and-

His fingers dip inside you and you clench on them, crying out.

"Fuck... Y/N you're so tight." He rasps.

It's too much, you can't, you can't-

"Hng r-red. Red!"

In an instant you feel the mattress dip and shift with his weight as Zhongli quickly takes off your blindfold, and just like that the damn breaks. You start crying and hyperventilating as he curses and immediately frees your hands.

"Y/N, my love, are you alright? I'm so sorry." He starts, and though his voice is leveled as ever you can feel the slight stutter of panic. "It's alright, everything is okay, I'm sorry."

You shake your head, crying into your hands, you want to tell him it's not him. It's never him. But words fail you, you breath stutters.

You know he won't touch you without explicit permission, so you lean into him, your smaller frame trembling as you press closer to his chest. You need this. You need him.

"May I embrace you darling?" You nod frantically and feel his arms curl around you just so slightly, as to not make you feel trapped. One of his hands sweeps your hair over your shoulder and starts rubbing circles on your back, soft. "Is this alright?" He asks.

You nod and try to find your voice again "S-sorry. Sorry... don't k-know... wh-what's wrong."

Zhongli shushes you gently. "Please my love breathe, focus on calming down, slowly. It's ok. Just breathe. I'm so glad you used your safeword. You did well."

You placed a hand at your chest feeling your fast paced heartbeat and trying to calm down a little, regulating your breathing, leaning onto his comfortable touch and words.

You made Zhongli worry, you panicked out of nowhere and still don't know why, you feel dumb, needy, annoying. "S-sorry I'm-" You sob. "Don't know what's wrong...” You repeat unable to find words to express that creeping cold numb feeling that took hold you. “Please d-don't be upset." You add quietly.

You hear him sigh, his hand never stopping tracing soft shapes on your skin. "May I kiss you?" He asked instead and you gave a weak nod. Zhongli planted a soft kiss on your hair, on your forehead. "My dear, I would never be upset. I love you. I'd never wish to make you uncomfortable, I'm sorry I didn't notice in time." Zhongli sighs again, heavy. "But right now, I need you to calm down, you don't have to explain or apologize at all, what matters is that you're safe, and I'm here for you for anything you need."

Your eyes flutter close and minutes pass by while he holds you, whispering sweet nothings, your breathing calming down to a steady rhythm. You place a small fleeting kiss against his shoulder and he replied by nuzzling at the top of your head. After a while, you shift and look up at him, red puffy eyes staring at his beautiful cor lapis ones.

"Better?" He asks, swiping his thumb over your cheek tenderly. You nod. "Would you like to eat something? Or I can prepare a bath for you?"

Oh he's so doting, your heart flutters. "Zhongli I'm- I'm sorry I didn't want to make you worry." You can see he's holding back from objecting again but lets you continue. "It's just... I've been so stressed lately and I thought, if we... played... I could let out all that. I-It did feel good! But then it was just... too much. I don't know." You avert your gaze. “It wasn’t you I promise, I just got overwhelmed and everything felt… wrong.”

Zhongli caresses your cheek with his knuckles softly "As I said, you have nothing to apologize for dear, and I'm glad you spoke up. I'd be happy to offer you whatever support you want and take care of you. You're beautiful, hardworking, strong, kind, and I love you."

You feel your cheeks heat slightly and let out a small smile. You're truly literally blessed to have him. "C-Can I... take you up on that bath offer?"

He chuckles, and it's so refreshing. "Of course." He kisses you again and you nuzzle into his touch this time.

"I love you too, Zhongli. Thank you."

#genshin smut #zhongli smut #zhongli x reader #zhongli x you #genshin x reader #genshin x you #genshin impact smut #genshin impact imagines #genshin imagines #crys writes #fem reader #please I don't know if I can/should tag this as anxiety or panic or what those terms are lost to me #I've had those feelings and symptoms I just don't know what to call them and don't want to be wrong #man how I wish I had someone to shush and care for me during those times//hit #like you just crave some affection and intimacy you know?#also Zhongli would be the absolute best at caring for his partner's boundaries fight me #man is the god of *contracts*#and he's so kind and tender and aaaaaaaaaaa

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time-slink · 1 month

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its really funny to me watching people suddenly draw etho with like a full beard & go hooooly shit no way he has a beard irl so cursed. because to me personally, 'stubble that u can play with & is picked up by a mic' = 'i havent shaved since yesterday' X) certainly not a full beard

#shush slinky #to be clear i think its awesome when ppl draw his character with a beard. we should do that more. be free #i dont because wearing a mask with a beard is a sensory nightmare but it looks awesome #i just think its funny people r shocked that a grown man might have a little facial hair lol

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vinteraltus · 2 months

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The Oscars can end right now. Ryan Gosling's performance stole the show. We don't need to know who the other winners are.

#listen I dont think I'm Just Ken should win but DAMN that was a performance #ryan gosling thank you #the oscars #oscars 2024 #ryan gosling #shush lex #oscars

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nervouslywaitingforlife · 1 year

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More twst x ao3 :)

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fantasytraderjoes · 1 year

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finally reading Renegades and every Nova chapter is just her being so unbelievably traumatized and badly adjusted and starved of human connection and plotting the destruction of everyone around her. and then every Adrian chapter is like “wow. Nova is so cool. i hope she likes my superhero suit. i’m gonna draw something for her <3 <3 <3”

#shush sam #it’s cracking me up #miss girl is like if i was braver at 6 years old i could’ve saved my family and i carry that weight ten years later #and that is so normal of me. everyone should think like this #baby that is not normal!! get some help queen!!#renegades #marissa meyer #nova artino #adrian everhart

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chrrywvea · 2 years

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ice having to listen to yet another admiral yelling about some shit mav did:

30 ways to... discipline your husband (but not really we all know that......👀)

#kazansky speaking #YOUR LITTLE SHIT OF A HUSB-#found this pic on google and immediately had to think about it #top gun #top gun maverick #crack #i don't even know if this is funny but it gets funnier the more i look at it #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #ft. rooster probably hiding under a table become he knows the kazansky-disappointment-stare is deadly #but not for mav! yet #yes i know couples in the military would prob be conflict of interest thank you shush i am enjoying this more than i should #just imagine #*sighs*#can we ignore that grammatic error there i meant BECAUSE #goddamn #i'm too lazy to delete that whole tag

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dyingbluerose · 4 months

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Was looking through my tumblr drafts and well-

#idk what to make of this ngl #good omens #I guess might take that tag out #I also idk if this was like before or after the trailer was out for s2???#I’m not sure if Nina or Maggie was revealed back then #anyways it was in fact not hilarious in retrospect #maybe delete later #I should shush

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bamsara · 7 months

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not funny: chronic illness and having telogen effluvium so your hair is rapidly falling out and theres nothing you can do about it until it runs its course

funny: me and my friend laughing our asses off because there's now a blonde tumbleweed from my head flying menacenly across the TJ Max parking lot

#sara shush #personal #it sucks but alas i should only have a few more months of it #my hair will be just be thin for a while and thats okay #starts inhaling vitamins

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ashuribbon · 22 days

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