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restingdomface · 4 years

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So in a fit of brilliance I’ve decided the two posts tagged ‘coffee date au’ are set in the same universe where Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue agree to go on a date (they’re college buddies) but then suddenly they both show up slightly panicked and with a kid each (LXC doesn’t have a mom, and their dad is really agoraphobic since she died, and uncle is teaching a class rn, but NMJ still can’t convince his dad he should get a nanny for the kid and he’s having flashbacks to all the dangerous shit he chewed on as a kid and all the knives A-Sang could get his sticky hands on in their house, he swears he’s babyproofed like ten times now) and now it’s fate. Absolute love at first date and even if they break up they know damn well they’re gonna be sticking together for the sake of giving these kids some ounce of stability in their lives, and it’s actually kinda nice.

Anyways. One day when the kids are like six they meet Meng Yao, currently picking up like two kids from the daycare center (twins, his youngest siblings, now MXY cause he’s not born yet, but he’ll show up later) and they’re calling him brother and he’s fussing over them like a parent and then he looks at LXC and NMJ and they’re all ‘oh no he’s cute’ and invite a very stressed out looking Meng Yao (he has like twice as many classes as any sane person and he’s passing all of them with very high grades but he hasn’t slept in a while) to their weekly cafe date where they go to a nice little cafe off campus and buy a stupid amount of coffee and then spend the day playing with the kids cause LXC and NMJ never got played with as kids either, and MY isn’t really sure how to turn them down (they fukin hawt but also he’s on a scholarship and has basically no money that’s not going to keep the kids fed and clothed and he’s not really willing to spend it on frivolous things like dates) so he reluctantly ends up going, and it’s nice and they’re both basically rich boys who don’t make him pay and the kids make friends.

By the time they meet Jiang Chang and Wei Wuxian, the boys are both 10 and now Meng Yao is juggling two seven year olds and a one year old infant and tbh it’s actually Jin Zixuan who tracks him down when he finds out his father has been apparently dumping his bastard children on his first bastard son and Meng Yao looks TERRIFIED because he’s always been threatened that he’s not allowed to talk to his fathers only legitimate son and that if he does his father will cut off all contact entirely but leave him with the kids. Jin Guangshan has been keeping a tight leash on his finances, paying for his housing and stuff and food for the kids, but even then it’s barely enough and his boyfriends know that any sort of date or fun activity needs to be paid for by them or he can’t go at all because their father is terrible and just wants to abuse a poor kid who just made the mistake of agreeing to give his half siblings a better life.

Anyways. LXC and NMJ aren’t there yet or they likely would have threatened (lol LXC can’t threaten, he might try to deescalate the situation tho) Jin Zixuan, but they’re still not to the cafe yet and Meng Yao was in the middle of giving Mo Xuanyu a bottle and he’s basically stuck there, and he’s tired and the espresso hasn’t kicked in yet and JZX is saying something but MY isn’t paying attention.

Until the cafe doors open and two arguing ten year olds come barreling through, arguing about Pokémon or something and pulling each other’s hair. And JZX just sorta. Sighs.

He turns around to look at the kids with a disapproving frown. ‘A-Cheng, don’t pull A-Ying’s hair. Where did your sister get off to?’

Obviously, their older sister, JZX’s fiancé, was supposed to be keeping an eye on her terrible two, but A-Ying said she found a pretty hair pin in the store down the street and they got bored waiting for her and the shop owner scolded them for touching things, but then A-Cheng said A-Ying was the one touching stuff!! And now they’re arguing and pulling hair again and JZX has to get up and gently lead them both over to the table by the hand, getting them both settled down and asking what they want to drink.

This is so fucking surreal, Meng Yao almost forgets he has a fussy baby in his arms demanding attention until a slobbery little hand smacks him in the face and he goes back to gentle cooing at the little thing while giving him his bottle.

‘Oh! Is that A-Yu? Zi-gege said we were looking for A-Yu today! Can we play with him?’

Meng Yao isn’t sure what to do as the kids devolve from questions into arguing again. The twins are giving them funny looks, and since the boys were lead to the table, have finally abanonded their pretty drawings (they were drawing Yao-gege and also ErGe and DaGe too but they hadn’t gotten around to A-Zhan and A-Sang yet) to come back over to the table with Meng Yao and their new baby brother.

The two terrors stop arguing. A-Ying looks excitable. ‘I’m A-Ying! This is A-Cheng! Who are you?’

The twins look up at Meng Yao nervously, and he smiles at them gently, not knowing what else to do here.

Is Jin Zixuan here to take Xuanyu with him? He really hopes not. He isn’t sure what he and the girls would do to lose their new little brother. Things were tight around the house, just barely getting by with what they had, but Yao couldn’t lose him.

The first little girl, closest to Yao’s hand holding the bottle smiles. ‘I’m A-Ju, and this is my sister, A-Su.’

Su was a confident little one, but she had Yao’s tendency to watch people too critically before attempting to say anything. Ju tended to be more open.

JZX comes back and stands behind the boys after he’s given them a couple sandwiches and milky tea, and just stares at the two girls that he hadn’t realized were with Meng Yao, and his features went from hopeful to dashed quite fast.

The door to the cafe opened up and Meng Yao looked up to see NMJ and LXC coming in with a new woman that he didn’t recognize, but the boys across from him got excited to see immediately, shouting out for their jiejie. Meng Yao just sat back, feeling a little sick, entirely unsure what to do now.

The kids are playing together. A-Zhan is staring at A-Ying in a way that suggests he can’t figure the boy out, and A-Ying won’t stop poking at him like he’s some sort of toy. A-Zhan, for his favor, seems content to let him. A-Sang, as usual, abandoned all of them to draw with the twins.

Admittedly, Meng Yao might have been holding the baby a little bit tight when he finally agreed to go to a private table with JZX, but he hadn’t really calmed down from the request until JZX said NMJ could come with, and it takes a gentle hand putting pressure on his neck until he lets up the tense way he’s holding little Xuanyu at Mingjue’s guidance.

He can’t do this. They can’t do this. He’s had Xuanyu for almost six months now, he’s /bonded/ with the little termite. He’s watched the baby’s first steps, holding onto the couch as he tried to climb up to be with his sisters. He’s cut back on work hours.

Their father suggested he cut back on work all together. That comment had solidified it for Meng Yao in a way that nothing ever did before. Their father wanted him truly captive and reliant on his benevolence.

Zixuan, for his part, looks genuinely sorry. ‘I never came here to worry you. I don’t know what you /think/ I’m here for, but I promise I have only the best intentions, and I don’t want to take Xuanyu away.’

Meng Yao goes even more tense if possible, and his voice is shaking. ‘Don’t... don’t /want/. Do you /intend/?’

Zixuan makes a horrified little noise, shaking his head. ‘No no no, of course not. Not that either I promise.’

Meng Yao nearly sagged in place, tiredly turning the fussing child in his arms so he could gently bounce him, letting Xuanyu hold onto his thumb while Meng Yao forced himself to relax.

Zixuan sounded so desperately sad when he spoke again, and Yao could see tears in his eyes. ‘I’m... I’m so sorry he did this to you. I didn’t even know about the girls till they showed up.’

Meng Yao nodded a little, unsure what to say beyond a shrug. ‘If I had been less young, less naive, maybe I wouldn’t have so eagerly agreed just so he would have a reason to stay in my life. That doesn’t mean I won’t do whatever I have to to keep them.’

Zixuan nodded. ‘Of course, I would never want to do that. Listen, I didn’t know about the girls, or even if you wanted to keep Xuanyu, so I didn’t bring the paperwork with me, but I do know a way to get you out of all of... /this/.’

Meng Yao’s brows furrowed. ‘This?’

Xuanyu nodded slowly. ‘Father still pays for everything for you. Apartment, utilities, bills, all that goes through him. I, as his heir, have access to all those records. It’s supposed to be mother’s job, but she refuses to touch anything that has to do with fathers... illegitimate kids.’

Meng Yao doesn’t think he’s ever met someone who would talk so frankly about all this. It was oddly refreshing. Even NMJ and LXC didn’t want to admit their father had dug him a financial grave and was slowly burying him alive with the kids.

He frowned. ‘I can’t even move in with Mingjue or Xichen because he’s a raging homophobe who thinks I’ll corrupt the kids that he cares so little for he doesn’t even properly give us enough to survive off of.’

Zixuan looked honestly distressed at that. ‘Oh. Fuck that’s worse than I hoped for. I’m so sorry.’

Meng Yao sighed, moving to look out the window. He shrugged. ‘It’s not like I’m /forbidden/ from having a job. It’s just harder with three kids. Mingjue and Xichen have been helping out for years, he just doesn’t know it because he doesn’t realize that banks aren’t the only way to keep track of finances now days.’

Mingjue tolled his eyes, his thumb moving gently against Meng Yao’s neck. ‘It’s like the old man doesn’t even realize PayPal exists.’

Zixuan snorted. ‘He really doesn’t. That takes care of half of what I’m here for. Even if he was giving you enough that you didn’t have to worry about food or bills, I would still be here to give you the access info to an account I set up for you last week. When the papers are signed, the only thing anyone but you will be able to do is put in the money. No one but you can close the account or take anything out.’

Meng Yao looked at him in shock. ‘Why would you do that?’

Zixuan made a stressed out angry noise, nose wrinkling in the same way Yao’s did when he was mad. ‘Because, I’ve seen his finances. What he’s giving you barely counts as pocket change to his bloated rich ass. I could drop a five million on you right now to ask you to move away and never come back and he wouldn’t even /notice/ because that’s how little that amount would be to him. He wouldn’t even realize you four had left until he realized he couldn’t find any of you.’

Meng Yao considered it for a moment. ‘Why /dont/ you do that?’

Zixuan’s expression was pure distaste. ‘Because I don’t have any reason whatsoever to hate any of you. I feel terrible that you made the mistake of being fathers newest whipping dog, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to pity you. You’re in a bad position, and I’m here to help you out of it. But I’m also not going to leave you without financial support. You may want to keep the kids, but these weren’t your mistakes to begin with, and father has been punishing you for years for it.’

Mingjue snorted, sitting back with his arms crossed. ‘You really don’t like your dad, do you kid?’

Zixuan shook his head. ‘Not particularly, no. Other than the bank account, I can convince father to give over full custody of the kids to you. No possible way to get any of them back.’

Meng Yao blinked at his half brother, sitting up straighter again, looking at him in shock. ‘How would you do that?’

Zixuan shrugs. ‘He’s not the only manipulative one in the family. I could get him to panic and drop custody entirely.’

And so that’s the story about how Meng Yao had a coffeeshop romance and also ended up with some kids out of it. Later on he and Mingjue and Xichen all move in together in a huge new house with all the kids and they’re. Happy.

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #lan xichen #twin jades of lan #nie brothers #nie mingjue #jin zixuan #mo xuanyu #lol yeah one of the girls is su lol fuck ages #coffee date au #lol wwx and jc come over regularly to play now its really cute #theyre always arguing its adorable yanli loves her baby terrors #age change #lol fuck jgs hes terrible and abusive #meng yao

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bloody-bee-tea · 5 years

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Inktober for Writers 2019 Day 16

This is almost 2k long so watch out for the read more.

Wild - Power

Jiang Cheng is yet again wasting his evening by watching cat videos on youtube when suddenly everything around him turns dark.

He looks around, but the shine of his laptop screen is the only source of light in the whole apartment. He checks the status of his laptop and yes, running on battery, not charging.

So much for a nice, quiet evening.

He is just about to yell for Wei Wuxian, because surely he must have something to do with this, when the person in question comes out of his room.

“It’s not me, I swear to god,” Wei Wuxian says without looking up from his phone, which casts an eerie shadow on his face. “Nie Huaisang says the power is out at his place, too, and my powers really don’t reach that far.”

Jiang Cheng doubts that, so he glares at Wei Wuxian, which probably gets lost in the darkness.

“Shijie says several parts of the town are affected, and to just wait until the power comes back on,” Wei Wuxian goes on and Jiang Cheng groans.

“Great.”

“What, is this ruining your highly entertaining evening?” Wei Wuxian wants to know with a pointed look on the laptop still displaying a cat in a rather funny situation and Jiang Cheng throws a pillow at him.

Sadly, Wei Wuxian knows him well enough to dodge it, even in the dark.

“Speaking about highly entertaining, didn’t you want to leave?” Jiang Cheng wants to know, because honestly, he has been looking forward to an evening alone.

“Nah, Lan Zhan is coming here, today,” Wei Wuxian gives back, still without looking up from his phone and Jiang Cheng wonders what will happen if his battery runs out before the power comes back on.

“What do you mean, he’s coming here?” Jiang Cheng demands to know, because this has not been the plan.

He planned for a quiet evening, not for a love-sick couple that’s big on PDA.

“Oh, didn’t I tell you?” Wei Wuxian asks innocently and finally looks up from his phone.

Jiang Cheng really hopes it’s his phone’s light that puts the mischievous twinkle in his eyes, but knowing his luck, it’s not.

“Lan Zhan and Xichen-ge will be coming over today.”

And there it is. Jiang Cheng really hates Wei Wuxian.

“And when did you plan to tell me this?”

“About two minutes before they arrive? So you can’t escape?”

Jiang Cheng takes two minutes to just breathe, instead of killing his brother, and then says, forced nonchalantly: “And why would I leave? This is my home, too.”

“But your massive crush on Xichen-ge and your inability to handle your emotions make you flee every time he enters a room, so today we planned against you.”

“I fucking hate you,” Jiang Cheng says to that and then gets up, laptop forgotten on the couch.

Wei Wuxian might not be completely off the mark about his crush though, and Jiang Cheng looks down at himself in desperation.

It’s already well into the evening, and he’s still in his pajama pants.

“I’m going to shower,” Jiang Cheng says, forcing the words out and his fingers twitch with the urge to strangle Wei Wuxian when he laughs at him.

“Xichen-ge likes you no matter what you look like, so don’t try to hard,” Wei Wuxian absentmindedly tells him and Jiang Cheng flushes bright red.

Thankfully Wei Wuxian can’t see it in the darkness, or Jiang Cheng would never hear the end of it.

Wei Wuxian has made comments like that before, but Jiang Cheng never quite believes him. Lan Xichen is a successful business man and while Jiang Cheng is studying to be the same, he’s still just a student. There is just no way in hell that Lan Xichen even noticed his existence besides ‘my brothers boyfriend younger brother’ and Jiang Cheng hates Wei Wuxian a little more, every time he stirs up some hope in Jiang Cheng.

He tries hard not to think about Lan Xichen being in their apartment, and he resists the urge to rush through his shower so that he still has time to clean the place up, because honestly, it’s not that dirty anyway.

His nervousness makes him unreasonable and Jiang Cheng knows it.

When he steps out of the bathroom, clean and refreshed, he stops dead in his tracks.

Wei Wuxian is running around their living-room like a mad man, putting up candles everywhere.

“What are you doing?” Jiang Cheng bites out and Wei Wuxian doesn’t even spare him a glance, he’s too busy running wild with the candles.

And the open flame, Jiang Cheng notices with horror, because he can already see their apartment burning down.

Somehow Wei Wuxian manages to only light the candles, and when he’s done he turns around to Jiang Cheng with a shit eating grin on his face.

“Setting the mood, what else?”

Jiang Cheng can feel a headache coming on, and he desperately wishes to be in his own room, with his laptop, and his cat videos.

“Why the fuck are you doing it out here? If you and Lan Wangji get up to anything on the couch I will kill you.”

“I know that,” Wei Wuxian says with an eye roll, and it doesn’t clear anything up for Jiang Cheng.

“Then why aren’t you putting up candles in your own room? You know. Where you will actually be making out with Lan Wangji.”

“But where will you make out with Xichen-ge?” Wei Wuxian innocently asks and shrieks when Jiang Cheng jumps over the couch to put him into a headlock.

Not that he succeeds. Wei Wuxian knows him too well for that.

“I will kill you,” Jiang Cheng threatens and then freezes when the doorbell rings.

“Put away your frown,” Wei Wuxian hisses as he dances over to the door, “or Xichen-ge will leave immediately.”

“Shut up,” Jiang Cheng mutters, but he does try to school his face into something more amenable.

Lan Wangji is the first to enter the apartment, and Jiang Cheng immediately averts his eyes, because he does not need to see his brother making out with someone. But his eyes fall onto Lan Xichen, who neatly side steps Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng is entirely unprepared for the way Lan Xichen looks in the golden light the candles cast over the whole room.

He will never admit it, especially not to Wei Wuxian, but his breath catches and his heart might miss a beat.

“Jiang Cheng,” Lan Xichen greets him, softly, always so softly, and Jiang Cheng falls back on his familiar and safe, frown.

“Lan Xichen,” he gives back, and he knows he sounds rougher than he means to, but he can’t help it. It’s who he is.

They stand next to each other, awkwardly trying to ignore Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji, who are still snogging like the goddamn teenagers they clearly are, and Jiang Cheng desperately searches for something to say.

He groans when he catches a flash of tongue, and that’s it. He doesn’t need to see this.

“Do you think they will ever actually leave for his room?” Jiang Cheng asks Lan Xichen who sighs next to him.

“They usually never do,” he says and Jiang Cheng can hear the underlying despair in his voice.

“We could go to my room?” Jiang Cheng hesitantly asks, because dear gods, he doesn’t know if he can deal with Lan Xichen in his personal space.

“Do you have candles, too?” Lan Xichen asks him with a small smile and Jiang Cheng hopes the golden light covers his blush.

“Wei Wuxian stole all of them,” he informs Lan Xichen.

“I stole them for you!” Wei Wuxian yells over to them, apparently deeming this important enough to separate himself from Lan Wangji for a second.

Not that it lasts much longer than that.

Lan Xichen smiles brightly at Jiang Cheng at that and Jiang Cheng doesn’t know what to do with that.

“Or we could leave?” he weakly asks but Lan Xichen shakes his head.

“We can steal some of these candles for your room,” he tells him and starts to gather a few up in his hands.

Jiang Cheng can do nothing but stare at him for long, long moments, and the thing that finally jolts Jiang Cheng out of his stupor is Wei Wuxian’s big, triumphant grin and the high-five he gives Lan Wangji.

“I hate you,” Jiang Cheng mouths at him, but Wei Wuxian only blows him a kiss and then drags Lan Wangji over to the couch.

“Do not do anything nasty on our couch!” Jiang Cheng hisses at him as he follows Lan Xichen into his own room, hands full of candles at well.

“Do not do anything nasty in your room,” Wei Wuxian calls after him and Jiang Cheng wishes he had a free hand to show him the finger.

He closes the door with his foot and then busies himself with putting the candles down one by one, desperately trying to ignore Lan Xichen.

“I’m sorry about that,” Jiang Cheng eventually mutters, when there are no more candles to be placed and he doesn’t have a good reason anymore to keep ignoring Lan Xichen.

“I’m not,” Lan Xichen says with a small shrug and Jiang Cheng whirls around to him. “I mean the advice is stupid, we can do anything we want, but I appreciate the effort. It seemed well-planned.”

“The effort of…” Jiang Cheng mutters and Lan Xichen smiles at him.

“Getting us alone in a room, in a situation where you’re not bound to run out on me,” he calmly states and Jiang Cheng is sure he flushes bright red at that.

“So you’ve noticed that.”

“With regret, actually,” Lan Xichen says and then slowly steps closer, determined but still leaving Jiang Cheng enough time to side-step him or leave completely.

Jiang Cheng does neither.

Lan Xichen steps close, but he doesn’t cross the last bit of distance, so it’s Jiang Cheng who finally takes the last step, that brings him right into Lan Xichen’s space. He leans up to press their lips together, nervousness making his hands shake, but he’s immediately gratified when Lan Xichen’s hands find his hips and bring him even closer.

It’s a long moment before they part again.

“Wei Wuxian can never know about this,” Jiang Cheng mutters and Lan Xichen presses his laugh into Jiang Cheng’s cheek.

“I’m not inclined to keep this a secret,” Lan Xichen whispers into his skin and Jiang Cheng shivers.

He refuses to acknowledge the happiness that spreads through him at those words.

“If it’s any consolation, Wangji will be unbearably smug about this as well.”

Jiang Cheng takes a second to think that over, and then leans up to kiss Lan Xichen again.

“I think I can live with that,” he agrees and it’s the last time for a long while either of them speaks.

They barely notice when the power comes back on.

#bt writes #inktober for writers 2019 #untamedfest #xicheng #the untamed #getting together #meddling brothers #fluff

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atlas-evolves · 7 years

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it's the book anon, lol. i'm too shy to come off anon, but i'm glad you appreciate my messages! i'll message you more, then! :) why don't you do everyone in trc for that ask thing?

awwww!!!!!!!!!!! thats okay, love!!!! and yeah, feel free to do this anytime, even if it’s not about books!!!! ily!!!

Blue Sargent

Why I like them: she’s a badass female character that doesn’t take any boy’s bullshit. also, she works really hard to achieve her dreams and she’s really resilient. also her fashion sense? amazing. i aspire to be her, tbh. also she’s short like me lol

Why I don’t: okay, it’s not even something i don’t like about her, because i sorta do? but it’s kinda off-putting how cliché her character is? like she’s the only one in her family that isn’t a psychic, but she’s a ~mirror~. i love cliché things tho….. so it’s conflicting?

· Favorite line: “I just want to pretend. I want to pretend I could.” / “It should be so.” / Every fight she had with Adam, tbh.

· OTP: bluesy, duh.

· Brotp: ronan/blue….idk what the ship name is but their friendship is the reason i breathe tbh.

· Head Canon: idk…. i like her canon enough lmao like i don’t think i have any?

· Unpopular opinion: probably the thing i wrote above lmao

· A wish: that she lives a long, happy life and goes to costa rica and fulfills all of her dreams

· An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: she changes anything about her ever

· 5 words to best describe them: feminist, aesthetic, hardworking, funny, badass

· My nickname for them: i don’t have one

Richard “Dick” Campbell Gansey III

· Why I like them: he is the greatest friend ever? he cares so much about his friends and he’s just so…. so good to them. he’s also so smart and so driven to do the things he wants to do and i admire him so much for that. also he can be That Bitch when he needs to be and i live for it. all his fucking quirks it’s beautiful. i relate to his anxious ass lmao his fashion sense kills me too.

· Why I don’t: the! motherfucking! will-he-die-shit! i haven’t finished the raven king and i’m lowkey pulling my hair out every time i read a scene with him in it.

· Favorite line: “I believe I’m having a panic attack.” / “I like you an awful lot, Blue Sargent.” / The whole duck scene / “Crushed and broken. Just the way women like ‘em.” / “Safe as life.”

· OTP: bluesey

· Brotp: god……………………………………. the trio, tbh. i live for their friendship. don’t make me choose between them.

· Head Canon: i have this very specific head canon for how his voice sounds but idk how to describe it

· Unpopular opinion: idk?

· A wish: that he lives happily,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, please………………

· An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: having him die,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

· 5 words to best describe them: driven, anxious, king, leader, fighter

· My nickname for them: none?

Ronan Lynch

· Why I like them: where do i start………………………………. god. first of all how much he loves his family and his friends. like he would literally die for them and holy fuck he’s so fucking sweet. like he masks it with this harsh exterior but like??? he gave adam lotion, he paid his rent. he goes to church every sunday to see his brother. he wrote “remembered” on noah’s car over “murdered” i cried tbh. he didn’t kill kavinsky the first time he saw him? he dreamt up a fucking baby raven, named it chainsaw, and raised that thing. fucking angel. but he’s also a huge asshole? also how fucking Dramatic he is, because same. i just…… really relate to this asshole so much.

· Why I don’t: okay…… so when he dreamt that night and almost died….. he let gansey and everyone let him thing that he killed himself…….. and then liked joked about it………. like i get his reasoning and like i totally understand it all, but as someone whose struggled with suicide and shit…. it just wasn’t cool to read that.

· Favorite line: everything he says is perfect tbh but…. “You’re already dead!” / “Thanks Parrish, I like your face, too.” / “It makes you look like a loser.” / “There was never a you and me.” / “Jesus Mary Fuck!” / “You’re just jealous because you didn’t find one, too.” / “I’m being perfectly fucking civil.” / “Don’t fucking swear.” / “Maybe I dreamt you.” / “Gansey’s partying with his mother. And Noah’s fucking dead. But Parrish is here.”

· OTP: pynch…………..rovinsky (kill me tbh but like….. i ship it)

· Brotp: gansey/ronan, and blue/ronan, i live for their friendships tbh also!!! noah/ronan, i think that’s my fave

· Head Canon: i have this head canon (that’s basically canon) but if any of his friends, even if they’re not adam, need something, he’ll dream it for them and hide it somewhere they’ll find it. also this is also canon but when he moves to the barns he dreams a shit ton of animals and will text pictures of them to adam gansey and blue all the time and that he makes his animals a meme and everyone loves it. also trans ronan is my fucking shit

· Unpopular opinion: tbh…. idk

· A wish: he lives a long, happy life as a farmer with his beautiful husband and adoptive daughter i’m waiting for the dreamer trilogy to kill me

· An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: pls….. don’t hurt my son or his friends……… keep everyone safe.

· 5 words to best describe them: asshole, dramatic, caring, strong, honest

· My nickname for them: nothing, yo

Adam Parrish

· Why I like them: where the fuck do i even………. ok so like adam is so fucking strong, okay? he stayed at an abusive household, didn’t accept charity, and stuck to his principles. that shit is so fucking hard. and when it came down to it, he stuck up for himself, and got his father in trouble, and accepted his friends help, which in some ways is harder. and he’s so driven, working multiple jobs to pay for food and school and rent, going to a private school school and getting A’s because he knows that he has to work hard to achieve what he wants. and he’s intuitive. he knows that ronans crushing on him, he figured out that gansey was destined to die, and he’s just….. so smart. And he’s!!!! bisexual. love that representation.

· Why I don’t: okay…. so like, i understand sticking to your principles, but……. there’s a time where it’s totally acceptable to not. and when you’re fucking able to leave an abusive household, that’s a pretty good fucking reason. Granted, he did eventually, but he could’ve don’t it a lot sooner. he’s just a little shortsighted, i guess? Ironic, lmao. also, his callouts (like with blue, when telling ronan he knew he paid the rent, etc.) is appreciated, because he isn’t taking bullshit, he could… handle them better.

· Favorite line: “That’s this biggest lie you’ve ever told.” (GET REKT) / all his exchanges with ronan tbh / “I’d like to press charges.” / “Nobody knows what [enter long word here] means, Gansey.” / all his callouts with blue

· OTP: pynch

· Brotp: gansey/adam

· Head Canon: I have very specific headcanons for him but like………. idk it’s too long

· Unpopular opinion: binch idk

· A wish: he lives a happy, long life with his famer boyfriend and adoptive daughter.

· An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: just let my son be happy, alright? Happy and safe

· 5 words to best describe them: a mess, motivated, sad, intuitive, angry

· My nickname for them: idk??

Noah Czerny

· Why I like them: He’s literally so cute and sweet??? But also??? kinda terrifying. A+

· Why I don’t: Because I’m halfway through trk and idk whats happening with him

· Favorite line: “He threw me out the window!” / “Glitter! Whoops!” / “I’ve been dead for seven years.” / “I’ve told you I was dead. I’m dead.” / all his interactions with blue rip

· OTP: god…. i don’t ship him romantically with anyone???

· Brotp: Ronan/Noah // Blue/ Noah

· Head Canon: like with everyone they’re too specific rip

· Unpopular opinion: That he’s Good? idk

· A wish: that he does whatever the hell he wants

· An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: he passes on? does he? Don’t tell me

· 5 words to best describe them: cute, scary, eccentric, gullible, creative

· My nickname for them: none

Joseph Kavinsky

· Why I like them: i just love him, alright? he’s garbage, i know. but like……… you can tell he’s been through a lot in life, and who wouldn’t be fucked up after their dad tried to murder them? and he’s very… gung-ho about everything i love it. and how blunt he is? live for it.

· Why I don’t: he could…. Not use homophobic slurs. Lmao dude, ur gay af, u can stop.

· Favorite line: “It’s either with me or against me.” / tbh all his shots at gansey/ronan being together / that exchange with ronan when he was talking about his past

· OTP: god………………………… lavinsky…………….. shoot me i know. also him and proko.

· Brotp: him and proko…. And lavinsky tbh.

· Head Canon: i have a lot riperoni

· Unpopular opinion: he’s a Good character. Maybe not a good person, but…..

· A wish: him not being dead would be pretty great.

· An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: the worst has already happened so wtf else could tear me down? (this is not an invitation………..)

· 5 words to best describe them: gay, blunt, asshole, sad, jealous

· My nickname for them: none

Henry Cheng

· Why I like them: Because he’s so nice to everyone? Like he helps Blue at school when they fake that fight. He offered to fly places with her. And all his interactions with Gansey? A+

· Why I don’t: I literally don’t know if I trust him or not? Like I’m sure I can but that thing with the robot bee? Rude.

· Favorite line: Honestly…. Every line he says is iconic. / “Life is a show.” / the interaction with gansey in blue lily, lily blue / the interaction with gansey in the Aglionby hidey hole

· OTP: i don’t ship him romantically with anyone rip

· Brotp: him and gansey also him and blue tbh

· Head Canon: don’t have any tbh

· Unpopular opinion: Idk

· A wish: that he’s happy and stops being fucking…………. mysterious.

· An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: that he fucks everyone over? (please don’t tell me if he does or doesn’t but like………… pls henry)

· 5 words to best describe them: helpful, funny, charitable, dramatic, eccentric

· My nickname for them: none

#ya got mail #book anon #series: the raven cycle #this is really long lmao but ily <3

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