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nocompromise-noregrets · 5 months

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King Arthur 20th anniversary celebration, 1-7 July 2024

King Arthur turns 20 on 7 July 2024! This is an interest check for a potential celebration event to be held here on Tumblr and on AO3 in the week running up to the anniversary - please let me know if you're interested! I'm thinking of a week of prompts, much like other themed fests, with a few prompts per day (home, love, loyalty, etc) and some alternates.

If enough people are interested I'll make an event blog, and if anyone fancies helping me mod the event, that would be great. Also, if anyone out there with graphic skills would like to make some banners, that would also be awesome, since (as you can probably tell) I have the graphic skills of a brick.

There is already an AO3 collection for the anniversary, run by the lovely sasha_b, so if anyone wants to post anything there outside the first week in July please feel free!

And if you're not familiar with the movie - if you like angsty OT3s, ride-and/or-die brothers in arms, badass women warriors, a lot of UST and a good bit of snark, this may be the movie for you! It's not exactly faithful to the legends, it suffers from Smurfette syndrome and doesn't get anywhere near even a Bechdel test pass, and it does have its wobbly story issues and a good few daft plotholes, but it's enormous amounts of fun and has so much scope for fannish interpretations, transformations and extensions. The cast includes Clive Owen, Keira Knightley, Ioan Gruffudd, Joel Edgerton, Hugh Dancy, Mads Mikkelsen, Ray Winstone, Ray Stevenson, Stellan Skarsgård, Til Schweiger and Ken Stott, many of whom went on to much bigger things...

So...come and join the little fandom that could as we celebrate TWENTY YEARS of our beloveds!

Please reblog and signal boost - and if you were in the fandom when the movie was released please come and say hi! I was going by another name at the time (trinityc) and I'd love to get back in touch!

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dummerjan · 1 month

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a get to know you better meme

tagged by @zozobruh - Thank you! <333

do you make your bed? No. I do turn turn up the blanket so it can air out but that's it.

what's your favourite number? There's 3, and then 9, then 12, then 16 (but only because that's the day of the month I was born), then 21 (for non-SKAM reasons actually), then 27. 3 is the dominant theme. I like to do things in a set of three, but not compulsively. There's a bit of a system to and a whole story behind the numbers. I could go on a whole spiel. It also goes back to me playing around with words and syllables when I was around 8. I used to collect words with 9 letters.

what is your job? Don't have one.

If you could go back to school would you? What school? Elementary? No thanks. Also not secondary. Or night school. Regular school does not work for me, too autistic and the system too... well, a system. People are assholes, teachers included. Most of my schooling was done via distance learning and I definitely don't want to go back to that either. But also, I am attending school right now (vocational school) and I intend to further my education afterwards. I'd really like to learn how to properly draft and construct patterns and/or acquire the master craftsmen certificate in tailoring (or however you say meinen Meister machen).

can you parallel park? I don't have a license and I hope to make it through life without having to learn how to drive.

a job you had that would surprise people? None.

do you think aliens are real? Earth being the only inhabited place seems unlikely. Though I highly doubt they are how we have pictured alien life forms.

can you drive a manual car? If I did have a license, I'd be able to since that is the norm in Germany.

what's your guilty pleasure? I don't know... really bad smut? I have horrendous taste in that, I really do.

tattoos? I love them on other people, from a single or a few to lots of skin being covered, and all kinds of styles. But I don't have any myself and I don't think I ever will. I just couldn't be bothered. Way too indecisive and uncertain to decide on a design, and then the work put into researching which artists are the best, nevermind that I am scared of needles. And then afterwards it won't look exactly how I pictured it, especially after a few years or even decades. Oh, and the price! I do admire them on other people but I just don't think it's for me, too much hassle and not enough passion for it. (But if I would get tattos, I suspect I would get an Against Me! quote tattooed. Something from True Trans Soul Rebel. And an AJJ one.)

favourite colour? Dark blue.

favourite type of music? *panicked screaming* I listen to way too many artists (or sometimes just a single song) from all over the world and from all kinds of genres. And while there are genres I really like, I rarely will listen to more than a few representatives. But I can say that right now I really enjoy late Soviet/90s Siberian punk (Yanka Dyagileva and Egor Letov).

do you like puzzles? Yep. I don't know who but someone on tumblr got me into online puzzles last summer. (They did a Jeff puzzle.) I like those.

any phobias? No proper phobias.

favourite childhood sport? I didn't really do sports. In fact I hated sports, still do. Worst of all was school sports class, I had a stomach ache every the evening before. But my family was active and we regularly went swimming, rock climbing, hiking. I did horseback riding for several years but it was therapeutic.

do you talk to yourself? In my mind yes, but rarely out loud.

what movie(s) do you adore? I adore Latin American movies though I can't say I have seen too many. (Quemar las naves, María, llena eres de gracia and El cielo dividido are my favourites.) I enjoy Nordic comedies, not just with Mads Mikkelsen but I really do like those. (The last one I watched was Riders of Justice though I really wouldn't classify it as comedy. It has comedic elements.) I like movies with open, ambiguous endings, ones that leave you a bit unsatisfied, ruminating, on edge. When they linger. I don't like it when movies make it easy for me. And above all else I adore Astrid Lindgren movies. I feel like so many conversations I have lead to me mentioning how much I love them but it's true. I really, really do.

coffee or tea? I don't (can't?) drink coffie and when I drink tea, then not black (or any other proper tea) but herbal and spiced tea.

first thing you wanted to be growing up? I think a teacher? I adored and really looked up to my elementary school teacher. I loved German and correcting texts so I wanted to be like her.

tagging @lady-guts @thestrangeillusion @toppingjeffsatur @scattered-stardust @sitron-sunni @die-schwanenkoenigin

#meins #playing tag #i was just done with the other tag game when i was tagged in this one and couldn't resist #but i am going to resist proofreading even if i feel anxious about any mistakes I've made #but i really need to get ready for bet now

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inkyquince · 2 years

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Please, I beg of thee, may you please write more Leighton? I love this man so much.

Fiiiiine, just for you im lying its for me and always for me i love this old fuck so much

I will sprinkle some headcannons on yall like dandruff and then back to prison guard nonsense

ALSO THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SHOUT OUT TO QUIET (@angrelysimpping), THIS IS FROM US PUTTING OURS HEADS (u decide which one) TOGETHER AND THINKING TOO MUCH ABOUT LEIGHTON

Blame Quiet for most of this, but I firmly believe that this man's self esteem is so low. Like, he's older than the rest of the Asshole Ensemble but he vaguely hung around them in school because he was shunned by his own class. They weren't any better, yknow, he was the subject of most of their dares. While others got dared to steal from the caretaker, to drink the weird pink stuff, to streak through the streets, they used him for such dares as "Give Leighton a handjob", "suck Leighton off" with clear sneers to show their disgust. He learned quick not to pick dare, since they'd force him into girly lingerie, or nothing at all, and take pictures and spread them around the next day. It was humiliating but who else was going to take him in?

So... I'm just saying, if you got blackmail on Leighton, just make him into your boytoy. Legit, not "no more detention" or whatever, let him still do whatever he wants to you, but you gotta have him as your boy toy. Yes, he can still fuck you and take pictures, but you do have to pull your weight, and be the one to ride him in his chair while pressing kisses to this throat. He'll be fuming, mainly because he doesn't have power anymore but also because it feels nice.

Don't restrict him in going to the brothel, or still doing detentions. Don't by like his ex-wife. Legitimately, blackmailing him and still being soft with him is the best, most healthy relationship you're gonna get with him.

... Make him put on the lingerie, same stuff they used to bully him in. He's infuriated, he's about to snap, but he's gonna look over and you're just touching yourself and looking at him. This man needs some adoration. Make him wear it to school and ask for pictures during class. Just be open with how much you wanna fuck him.

I'm sorry, but he's got those Mads Mikkelsen tiddies, from that one scene in Hannibal. Just gnaw on those tits.

This way he doesn't feel the need to get back you with gangbangs and dogboys at the brothel.

... Take him out to dinner. BECOME HIS AVERY. Let him pretend he's paying but he's not. Dw baby boy i gotchu.

OKAY THIS IS JUST ME BEING WISTFUL BUT THIS IS HOW IT GETS DOMESTIC: through blackmail <3 ALSO, not domestic domestic, married couples, but it establishes a routine. He watches tv and you stick his cock in your mouth to cockwarm him, just resting your cheek on his thigh. You dress up for him, slutty schoolgirl outfit no matter what gender, short skirt and crop top with no underwear, just a plug. Great for the bad days. Don't forget the garters belts.

He puts on his stupid old records and you let him talk about it. they're stupid. 0////0 stupid.... stupid.

Also you know all of his friends and agree they're all cunts, just don't mention he's also one.

Just... Get one of those necklaces Avery got you, like a black satin choker with the lil letter A dangling from it, and snap that fucking letter off. Get a new one at the jewelry store, a lil golden L and slap that bad boy on.

You're going down together, hand in unlovable hand.

I'm so fucking down bad for this man, I need to be institutionalized.

#leighton the headmaster #leighton the headteacher #gargle #gargle gargle #dol #nsft #quincewrites #ask

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hanniballover67 · 3 months

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For anyone who wonders what it’s like in the days leading up to your period, it’s like the Times Square New Year ball descending, only it’s bringing INTENSE HUNGER, INTENSE HORNINESS!!!!, INTENSE TEARS! INTENSE ANGER! INTENSE INSECURITY! Itchy nipples! Bloating! Vaginal cramps that feel akin to fifty trillion power stations being connected to Satan’s cock as it’s rammed sideways into your dry noo-noo! Your bumhole itches so badly you wish Freddy Kruger would scratch it!

Only salty food will do! You’re bloated as though you’re pregnant with another universe anyway, shove them into your gaping maw.

Some months I want to ride my husband until my brain rattles out of my nose whilst he’s feeding me Cherry Coke and crisps sandwiches but not talking to me as we watch Hannibal.

Then there are the months that everything - EVERYTHING!! - makes me cry! I’m not sad, I’m just crying! Your takeaway just gave me my fiftieth million menu through my door? You were thinking about me ordering from you? Ohh, that’s too much. Here’s a face tsunami.

I ONCE CRIED BECAUSE A CAT LOOKED AT ME!!!!!!!

And then we have people making fun of us! “They are too irrational to be leaders!” Look, Cunt-fuck! The fact that female leaders don’t push that red button each month proves how fucking wrong you are!!!! You cunts should thank us for not nuking yous because you breathed on us after eating a tuna sandwich!!

But we’re not allowed to talk about it! At least one uterus owner you meet each day will be haemorrhaging vaginallu but we’re not allowed to mention it. We have to swallow the nausea and pretend a donkey didn’t just crotch-kick us with Satan’s hooves because “it’s happened since we’ve been on the planet.” Exactly! Yet some people are still too fucking scared to face the fact that it happens!

Then there are the people for whom a period is a welcome relief for a variety of people. I see you and I’m not trying to invalidate your experience. All power and heating pads to you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I have PCOS and periods show up whenever they cunting well like but I have about six days a month where I’m not swollen, preparing for, having or recovering from my period!!

Now, I have to go and function whilst trying to gauge whether or not I just feel sick or I might actually be sick, NOT eat my body weight in crisps and not lie on the settee watching Mads Mikkelsen or Dave Foley!!

I’m non-binary so don’t come at me with “OnLy WomEn CaN haVe PeRiOdS”!

#real talk #period talk #periods #menstruation #monthly friend #Aunt Flo

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ultrahpfan5blog · 11 months

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny - an overlong, but fun ride....

Some context first, I didn't grow up with Indiana Jones so I don't have that nostalgic love for it that a lot of people do. So I am neither overly harsh, nor overly complimentary when it comes to Indiana Jones movies. I only really watched them when KOTC was about to come out and I decided to watch the trilogy. I really loved The Last Crusade. That one is my favorite because Ford and Connery were such a hilarious father and son couple. Raiders is epic and 2nd on my list, though the climax still feels awfully convenient. I was not a huge Temple of Doom fan, because I am not a fan of the cultural caricatures depicted in the film, nor did I like Willie as a character, who basically screamed her way through the film. On rewatches I have enjoyed the film more. I enjoyed KOTC when it came out and I still do. I didn't have a problem with Shia/Mutt, nor with the fact that there were aliens in the film. So, given that context, take my opinion as you want. I quite enjoyed Dial of Destiny. Its not as good as Raiders of TLC. I think it might be my 3rd fav Indiana Jones movie though.

What I like about the film is that it went there. It didn't retreat to safety of the aliens criticism of KOTC, and it arguably went far more batshit crazy in the last act. I honestly quite liked that. I enjoyed the blending of scientific concept with sci-fi and history. I also do think the humor works for the most part. Ford is in the zone throughout and PWB is a perfectly excellent co-lead. The action scenes are entertaining. The opening sequence set in the past is excellent. The deaging work done with Indy is spectacular and you only really notice something is off if you really focus on it. The tuk tuk chase is also a lot of fun, as is the underwater sequence. Mads Mikkelsen is also reliably excellent as the Nazi villain. I also feel that the film on a nice uplifting note with a sweet callback to Raiders.

When it comes to issues, the primary issue is that it is a bit overlong and it doesn't pack the emotional punch that it probably should have. I feel they could have explored the emotional issues Indy is dealing with a bit more as well as developed the growing bond between Indy and Helena. At times, it does feel the plot is an excuse to go from one action set piece to another and the way they find things, like Archimedes' tomb, seems pretty easy, although I suppose the same could be said in previous films too. Without giving away spoilers, I do feel like that the ending was reshot and changed. There is an abrupt cut in the climax, which feels like the result of a reshoot.

When it comes to James Mangold's filmogboraphy, this isn't as good as say Ford v Ferrari or Logan, but it still a solid venture. The performances are top notch, particularly from Harrison Ford, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, and Mad Mikkelsen. It was nice to see a few nostalgic returns from John Rhys-Davies and Karen Allen. Boyd Holbrook as the villain henchman is solid. Overall I would say the movie is pretty good. I enjoyed it. A 7.5/10.

#indiana jones #indiana jones and the dial of destiny #indiana jones 5 #indy 5 #harrison ford #phoebe waller bridge #james mangold #mads mikkelsen #boyd holbrook #john rhys davies #karen allen #helena shaw #marion ravenwood #sallah #toby jones #jurgen voller

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adamwatchesmovies · 9 months

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Polar (2019)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

Part John Wick, part Suicide Squad, Polar is significantly worse than the sum of its parts. This is an ugly, juvenile film that tries so hard to be cool it's embarrassing.

Duncan Vizla “The Black Kaiser” (Mads Mikkelsen), is an assassin whose employment at Damocles is coming to an end. He’s nearing 50 and it’s time to take advantage of the sizeable retirement fund his boss, Mr. Blut (Matt Lucas), has prepared for the hired gun. As Vizla gets adjusted to civilian life - befriending his neighbor, Camille (Vanessa Hudgens), in the process - Blut plans to sell Damocles, which means getting rid of all excess expenses.

An assassin betrayed by his employer. We’ve heard that song what, a thousand times already? What’s Polar going to do to stand out? Ejaculate the same neon title cards as Suicide Squad all over the screen as a parade of outlandish characters passes by. Listen, movie. You’re already starting on the wrong foot. Why should we care about Vizla, a man who’s spent his lifetime making orphans and widows for millions? There’s nothing to like about him, even when the picture slows down to explore how on-edge his career of murder has made him, how alone and empty a life he now leads. He volunteered to be a killer. We have no sympathy for him. Try again.

Realizing the disconnect between the audience and the protagonist, writer Jayson Rothwell (basing the script off the stylish and dialogue-free comic by Victor Santos) has populated this world with cartoonish antagonists that range from the unintentionally incompetent to the disgusting. Blut is just a couple of bad days away from turning into Jabba the Hut. He wears a ridiculous wig, always has a pump-action bottle of hand lotion/lubricant handy and practically leaves a trail of slime everywhere he goes. He’s pathetic and non-threatening. You know he’s going to be brutally murdered by the end of the film because there’s nothing else the movie could do with this character.

It’s a toss-up between who's worse, Blut or the quintet of assassins sent after Vizla. They suck. What he does single-handedly, they barely manage with five times as many people. Their schtick seems to be that Sindy (Ruby O. Fee) seduces the target until sniper Facundo (Anthony Grant) can take them out while Alexei (Josh Cruddas), Karl (Robert Maillet), and Hilde (Fei Ren) provide backup. Either Sindy is a nymphomaniac or the pack of them are even stupider than they seem because she’s able to get close to her marks so easily it should be a cinch for her to do the job all alone but she needs 4 backups, each stupider than the last. Their idea of “quiet” is to splatter walls with blood and cover the floorboards with bullet casings.

With oodles of gore and gratuitous amounts of nudity (no wonder Mikkelson signed up for the role; he gets to have sex with TWO women who are out of his league and half his age), Polar wants you to turn off your brain and just go along for the ride. In that case, why waste time pondering the ramifications of a life spent spilling blood? Just go all-out with the action. Forget the character development; kill everyone on sight, do it well and call it a day. You’d still have a razor-thin plot with flat characters but at least it wouldn’t seem pretentious. Maybe then we’d be able to swallow the ludicrous final act. Vizla isn’t merely tough. By the end of the film, he’s Wolverine. He easily shrugs off injuries that would incapacitate everyone else. It’s so bad it’s almost enough to make you forget the instances where he’s able to cross a frozen lake, naked, without being spotted. Or maybe he can just teleport. Might as well at this point.

There are a few tiny moments of wit spread out, just enough to tip Polar out of the “unwatchable” category. It’s a mashup of other, better films (yes this is worse than Suicide Squad) that occasionally becomes incomprehensible when it isn’t so dumb you can’t believe what you just watched. Polar desperately wants to become a franchise. For our sake, I hope it never does. (October 23, 2020)

#polar #movies #films #movie reviews #film reviews #jonas akerlund #jayson rothwell #victor santos #mads mikkelsen #vanessa hudgens #katheryn winnick #matt lucas #2019 movies #2019 films

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greywoodrpg · 10 months

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𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕

roman is looking for his friend. this connection is CLOSED.

unnamed is between fifty and sixty, he is any species, who is connected to roman as his friend. he looks an awful lot like jeffrey dean morgan and thinks he may look something like norman reedus, idris elba, mads mikkelsen, danny trejo.

The two of them are old school kind of men, they enjoy drinking beers together, riding motorcycles together, throwing darts, and working on old cars. It is a bromance for sure, they joke and tease each other. Most likely met at a bar or at Supernaturals where Roman works. This connection is fairly open, I am pretty flexible with most things.

Contact @werewolfroman with any questions regarding this wanted connection.

#wanted connection #supernatural rp #small town rp #town rp #oc rp #mature rp #supernatural rpg #town rpg

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fanthatracks · 1 year

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In what is an absolutely fascinating conversation - more of a snapshot of the meetings between interviewer Ryan D'Agostino and Harrison Ford than a standard Q&A - Ford touches on a LOT of topics (and swears like a (Storm)trooper while doing it) and in there he explains why he was so keen for Indiana Jones to feel the years and the mileage in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, out later this month. Why make another Indiana Jones movie, filmed when he was pushing eighty? “I wanted an ambitious movie to be the last one,” he says. “And I don’t mean that we didn’t make ambitious movies before—they were ambitious in many different ways. But not necessarily as ambitious with the character as I wanted the last one to be.” Early in The Dial of Destiny, there’s a scene in which Jones is riding a horse on a subway platform in Manhattan. As Ford finished the scene, he felt hands all over his legs and, he says, “I thought, What the f***? Like I was being attacked by gropers. I look down and there’s three stunt guys there making sure I didn’t fall off the stirrup. They said, Oh, we were just afraid because we thought, you know, and bah bah bah bah. And I said, Leave me the f*** alone, I’m an old man—” He’s raising his voice now. “Sorry.” He lowers his voice, but his fingers are drumming like mad. “Leave me alone, I’m an old man getting off a horse and”—loud voice again, he can’t help it—“I want it to look like that!” Ford also reveals the scene he famously injured his shoulder, a moment from the trailer for Dial of Destiny. There’s another moment in The Dial of Destiny: Indiana Jones is in hand-to-hand combat with the villain on a speeding train, and he holds his famous hat over the villain’s face before punching him, as if to take him by surprise. It’s a brilliant bit of Jonesian theatrics, and it was Ford’s idea—the kind of thing only he would think of, having inhabited Jones for so long. Over a fifty-year career and an eight-decade life, Ford had banged himself up from time to time—snowboards, horses, stunts. Something must have weakened his shoulder, because when he held his hat in the face of actor Mads Mikkelsen and pulled his hand back to demonstrate the punch—someone was in the way and he had to adjust mid-strike—Ford pulled the subscapularis muscle off his right shoulder. Production shut down for two weeks, and Ford had to sit out an extra six weeks after that. “Well,” I offer, “you’ve always been known for doing so many of your own action scenes.” “Yeah, well, I’m also known for shutting movies down because I get hurt, which is not something you want to be known for. But hey, sh*** happens.” Be sure to read the full and absolutely engrossing interview. [amazon box="B0BXN5TSG2"]

#HarrisonFord #IndianaJones

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hannibalruinedme · 4 months

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Thanks to twitter fannibals for this idea

Now they stay on top of my heart (b00bs)

#look what they made me do #murder husbands #i miss them 24/7 #i need mads mikkelsen in my veins #i want to ride mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy should fuck me please #nbc hannibal #hannibal #save hannibal #hannigram #bring hannibal back #mads mikkelsen #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #hannibal season 4 #will graham

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shorkbrian · 3 years

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Also hi I watched Chaos Walking yesterday and WOOF Mads Mikkelsen can get it unf.

But then I was also like fantasizing like.... what if all the women were gone..... and some men just couldn’t handle their urges without some sort of outlet?

Like I could see this with Denki.

“You’re really pretty, for a boy I mean. You almost look like a girl.” Is something he says in passing, almost like a joke, or, you hope it’s a joke. You laugh it off either way, forget about it, don’t think about it.

“Don’t you ever get tired of fucking your fist?” And yeah, that’s an odd question, but when he poses it to the Bakusquad, they all agree, so it’s not a weird thing to say apparently.

“I wish girls were still around, I just wanna fuck someone, I don’t wanna die a virgin.” He’ll lament, before getting hit with a barrage of empty soda cans.

“Virgin? Denki, you’ve fucked your way through the entire school.” Sero snorts, and Bakugou scoffs.

“Yeah, you’re a fuckin’ man-whore Pikachu.”

Denki sighs dramatically, flopping backwards onto the bed. “But that was before, when there were still girls. I’m so pent up, I think my balls are gonna burst.”

Kirishima shakes his head, goes back to the game on his phone. “You’re a perv, Denki.”

And that’s that.

You catch the odd staring, his heated looks, how he tries to find excuses to touch your skin.

“You’re all soft, you have really nice skin.” Is his justification.

In the locker rooms, you take to waiting until everyone leaves before you start to change, just because Denki spends too much time with his eyes roving over your form.

You’re expecting it, really, when he comes knocking at your dorm.

“Have you ever thought of getting fucked?”

It’s such a blatant, no-filter question, exactly the kind of thing Denki says on the regular. Still, you sputter, face going red.

“Denki, you’re very handsome, but I only feel for you as a frien-”

“But have you thought about it? Ever had any dreams?”

He’s so bold, kicking his feet, nonchalant, as if you and him are talking about something as mundane as the weather, or your grades.

“I just think that you’d be really good at it, y’know? You have a really feminine figure.”

“Denki....” You start, giving him a glance. “I’m not a girl, I don’t have the necessary... um... bits...”

The blonde laughs, leans forward. “C’mon, you’ve never heard of gay sex? You get fucked in the ass - I’ve heard it doesn’t even hurt if you use lots of lube.”

You’re silent, don’t know how to respond. You’ve never really thought about it before, but then again, your sex drive isn’t as high as some other guys, specifically Denki.

“Would you let me?” Denki’s far too close, had moved from your desk chair to sit next to you on your bed, leaning into your space. You lean away.

“What?”

“Fuck you.”

It takes a moment for you to realize that the blonde isn’t cursing at you. No, he’s propositioning you.

“Uhhh-” Is all you manage.

“I bought a bunch of new lube, and I’ve actually looked stuff up. I know, “Denki doing homework” isn’t a common sight, but I’m serious about this.”

He’s rambling on, completely oblivious to your discomfort as you’re seated next to him. “I think it’ll be good for both of us, really.

With that, he stands, gives you a smile, pats your head. “See you tomorrow then. And don’t worry about the details, I’ll bring all the stuff we need!”

The Bakusquad (Is it really the Bakusquad without Mina?) ribbed you about it the second they saw you.

“You’re really gonna let Sparky near your ass? Dumbass.” Bakugou barked out, and you immediately cringed. Had Denki told them about him asking you? You hadn’t even really said yes!

“Tell me how it feels-” Kiri interjects, popping another handful of chips into his mouth. “I’m kinda lookin’ for some stress relief m’self.”

Bakugou smacks the redhead across the back of his head. “Shut the fuck up.”

And that’s your cue to leave.

Denki knocks on your door again a few days later, and you barely open it an inch before he’s almost knocking you over in his excitement to come in, his backpack slung across his shoulder.

He dumps the contents out on the bed, and you blanch, turning to your friend to begin explaining that you aren’t comfortable with this, that you aren’t willing, that Denki’s just a friend-

But the blonde is too excited, already pushing at you, knocking you off balance as his lips press to yours, warm and smooth with chapstick, berry flavored.

His hands wander into your clothes, unbuttoning your shirt as you try to distance yourself, unzip your pants even though your grab at his wrists.

“Denki, wait-”

“Can you put on the girl’s uniform? I think I got a size that’ll fit you. Here, lemme help.” And small hands are tugging your own shirt off, quickly replacing it with the girls version, trapping you within a cloth prison. It’s a bit too small for you, arms a bit too big, shirt a bit too short, riding up and exposing your tummy.

You yelp when Denki rips down your pants, along with your boxers. Trying to cover yourself with your hands is a lost cause though, because Denki just smiles up at you, grapples with you until he can pin your hands to your thighs.

“You’re so small down here, you really are like a girl! I bet you’ll look so cute in panties-”

You try to fight him as he guides you into the panties, try to tell him no as he slips your legs into a skirt.

But your friend won’t listen, easily avoids your trembling, thrashing limbs.

You’re face down before you know it, skirt flipped up past your ass, panties pushed to the side.

Denki’s got a finger in your ass, slick with lube, and it feels so wrong, doesn’t feel good, and you don’t want to cry like a bitch, but it almost hurts, and burns, and the stretch is too much-

But it’s not like Denki’s going to listen to you telling him to slow down.

Everything is happening so fast, and your head spins. You don’t want this. You don’t want this. You don’t want this.

It doesn’t hurt too bad, especially when Denki pulls his finger out to squeeze more lube across your hole. He pushes two fingers in this time though, and you keen as the stretch becomes painful, too tight.

“Just relax, you’re doing great. You’re all soft inside, like a girl. You know you’re sucking my fingers in, right? Knew you wanted this.”

He won’t shut up, and you try to drown out his voice as he stretches you out, holds down your back with his other hand so you can’t move around too much.

When he thinks you’re ready, (which you definitely don’t think you are) his fingers pull free, more lube is squirted onto your hole.

There’s a sticky, rhythmic squelch that you recognize as the sound of someone jerking off, but before you can look back, Denki’s lining himself up, teasing your ass with the head of his cock.

“Don’t worry, I’ll go slow.” He tells you, flashing a wink your way. “Gonna make me cum if I shove in all at once.”

That’s comforting.... sort of (not really).

He refuses to touch your dick at first, but finally relents and wraps his hand around it right before he comes, calling it your “clit” and cooing at you like you were some dumb little girl as you shook beneath him.

When Denki finally finishes, he pats your shoulder, says something about doing this again sometime “You’re real good at this.”.

You just collapse against your bed, too tired and spent to argue with him.

#denki #male reader #Kaminari Denki #denki kaminari #bnha denki #Yandere denki #dark denki #dark Denki kaminari #dark Kaminari denki #dark bnha #Yandere bnha #gross denki #tw.dubcon #tw.dark content #tw.noncon #tw.feminization

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Newt Scamander and his Fantastic Beasts and cohorts are back in the third installment of the franchise: FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE -

a film which excels over the second entry FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE CRIMES OF GRINDLEWALD. Like FB: TCOG, FANTASTIC BEATS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE has eleventy million characters who, for the most part, we spend far too little time with like (Richard Coyle as Dumbledore's brother Aberforth and William Nadylam's Yusuf Kama), but it's certainly a more involving film and more spry than the sluggish ...CRIMES OF GRINDLEWALD. There is really nothing new under this sun: once again Newt et al - at the behest of Albus Dumbledore (a superb Jude Law) - are chasing down Gellert Grindlewald (Mads Mikkelsen) to stop him from destroying the Muggle world and conquering the magical world. Wand twirling and speechifying ensues and it's a fun ride. There's talk that if this entry underperforms it may kill the planned fourth and fifth film, despite David Yates saying that there was only the definite plan to have three films. I wouldn't mind journeying through the Wizard World again with this cast.

I want to take a minute to appreciate Jude Law - a man who graduated from angel baby status to handsome older gentleman.

While he does have a couple of moments in FB: TSOD that displays his talent, these films do not do justice for how incredible he is. Luckily there is his filmography to fall back on likelike HBO/Sky's THE THIRD DAY, the Sir Kenneth Branagh directed, Harold Pinter penned SLEUTH and WILDE. -Missing at the premieres, thus robbing the world of Fantastic Beast themed lewks

was Ezra Miller who was too busy cutting up in Hawaii. Ezra was arrested at a karaoke bar and subsequently had a restraining order filed against them (and subsequently dropped). Of course the trades wen to press with rumors that Warner Bros. had an emergency meeting to discuss what to do with them in and their Flash future; however "sources" say those discussions never took place. Whether Ezra's WB future is in danger (mans was cast as The Flash in 2013 and The Flash was due to come out in 2018. It would be high key funny if he is benched after his standalone finally comes out), Ezra is feeling no pain - outwardly. I'm sure he's a mess.

https://youtu.be/XBl9EPPnSx0

#fantastic beasts #fantastic beasts the secrets of dumbledore #jude law #ezra miller #mads mikkelsen #jessica williams #callum turner #eddie redmayne #movies #films #uk actors

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existingcharactersdiehorribly · 7 years

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Teasers for the new Carlsberg UK “Prøbably.” campaign featuring Mads Mikkelsen.

#mads mikkelsen #thedanishway #carlsberg uk #this is my gif to you #i feel happier just watching these #also if Mads wanted to ride his bike through my house #i'd let him

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So I've been playing Death Stranding lately. Wait, that's not what this post is about. Well, it kind of is. Hang on. What is Death Stranding about?

A: Norman Reedus getting bare ass naked B. Sneaking around ghosts with the help of your sidekick, an actual baby C: Carrying 50 Amazon packages up a hill while trying to not topple over D: Waking up in the morning and drinking 5 Monster Energy™ for breakfast

For those following along at home, the answer is actually none of the above. Despite the set dressing being bizarre to the point of near absurdity, what the game is actually about, like thematically, is actually really simple.

See, the development of Death Stranding was actually quite a trip. Hideo Kojima is the video game world's equivalent of an auteur director. He has a very recognizable personal style. It's thoroughly horny – he caught a bunch of shit for the design of Quiet in MGSV, but like, a lot of Kojima characters are just -like that-, including the dudes. Also, this is going to possibly be important later.

Anyway, so Kojima was going to do a rebootmakequel of Silent Hill, and the demo actually made it to the PS store and I could actually write a whole side essay about why P.T. (it was called P.T. for some reason btw) was brilliant game design for how it used the same hallway over and over and it was somehow beneficial to the overall feeling of horror. So Konami it turns out kinda sucks nowadays and they like, fired Kojima (they were huge dicks about it behind closed doors, too) and scrapped the project and kicked him out on the street and kept the Metal Gear series which was his baby (literally the baby in the sink in P.T., he snuck a bunch of messaging about the Konami situation into the demo like a breakup album) and Kojima would go on to form his own studio and poach some of the people who worked with him to boot. So the thing about Kojima is this: he's got a reputation for already putting some wild shit in his games, like a ladder that takes like 10 real time minutes to climb in MGS3 for dramatic effect, and a boss in MGS3 that summons the ghosts of all the people you were too lazy to stealth past and killed, or a sniper battle with a really old guy that he wanted to have last two weeks or some shit until he died of old age but he was "told that "this was impossible and not recommended." That is a real quote I just looked up. So he's coming off the heels of making this hugely successful game with MGSV and the hype of the P.T. Demo and he fucking, he like took all the people that were going to be working on P.T. Along like Guillermo Del Toro was going to co-write it and Norman Reedus was going to star in it, and he's like, I'm going to make this game called Death Stranding. And the first trailer comes out for it and it's completely nuts. Norman Reedus wakes up naked on a beach crying with a baby and there are floating people in the sky? So we're all like hooooooly shit, there's no one to tell him "this is impossible and not recommended" anymore. What's he going to make now!?

So the whole time the game is in development I keep seeing these tweets where it'll be like, Kojima and one of his homies smiling with some saccharine message about being spiritual warriors and changing the world. And not just Del Toro and Reedus, there was Mads Mikkelsen (another guy Kojima puts in the game just because he apparently loves him), and the band Chvches, and also like, Keanu Reeves at one point? You know how everyone has just kind of accepted that Keanu is a being of light? Here he was endorsing Kojima. The hype was pretty confused and frantic.

The game eventually comes out. A lot of game journos hate it because I think there was this expectation it was going to be, you know, less weird and have more of the conventional structure of a video game. That's not to say the average gamer wasn't also dismissive of it, but I think on the ground level there was more of an understanding that like, yeah, Kojima just be like that sometimes.

Because the game was a timed console exclusive and your homie don't play like that, I spent the first year or so cautiously viewing Death Stranding from a distance. I wasn't sure I was going to like it – except for being really impressed with P.T., I wasn't actually a big fan of Kojima's games as games – but I -was- sure that I was going to buy it, because of the way Konami fucked him over, just out of support. And the shit I was hearing was really out there. The primary mode of gameplay is just delivery packages. You collect Norman Reedus' bathwater and pee and use it as grenades. You get a motorcycle that looks like the one from AMC's The Ride with Norman Reedus, and when you sit on it, his character in the game says "Wow, this thing is like the one from AMC's The Ride with Norman Reedus!"

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But I didn't really want to know that much about it. Something has that much fucking crazy person energy, you want to go in mostly blind, right? So maybe people just weren't talking about this, or maybe I wasn't seeing it, but then I watched Girlfriend Reviews' video about it and they came right out and said it (link provided if you want to hear Shelby say it more articulately than me):

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Death Stranding is basically about the exact opposite of Twitter. It's about remembering how to be kind to each other, how to reconnect in a world where people are so often hostile to each other by default. Prophetically, it's about a world where people are afraid to go outside or touch other people and how damaging that is. It's not a game about carrying packages, it's a game about helping people by being brave enough to walk through a wasteland carrying their burdens because they can't. It's about rebuilding the lost connections between people, about restoring roads and giving people hope. I bet, for Kojima and the people close to him, it's about how to answer hostility with compassion. You can't kill people in Death Stranding. You can and are absolutely encouraged to fucking throw hands with people sometimes, but all the tools and weapons are nonlethal. So I think Kojima took all the Twitter heat he got over the Quiet nontroversy, and all the feelings of isolation he had from Konami separating him from his team during the end of the development of MGSV, and all the support and encouragement he got from his bros Del Toro and Mads and the rest, and decided to channel that into making a game that was a statement about all of it. And sure, it's a little heavy handed, and sure, it's a little saccharine, and sure, the gameplay sometimes borders on miserable in service of creating emotional payoffs. For me, especially in 2020, this message is a huge success. Social media should be an opportunity for all of us to feel more connected to each other, yet primarily it feels like one of the main forces driving people apart. Why is that? Why is the internet of today such a hostile place? I'm old enough to remember web 1.0: I can haz cheezburger memes; YTMND; the early wild west days of Youtube... What happened to us? I've thrown the blame at Twitter in the past, and I think the architecture of the user experience on Twitter is absolutely a big piece of the puzzle, because it fosters negative interactions. But in terms of the behavior, people have observed that 2018 Twitter was actually almost exactly like 2014 Tumblr. (For the record, Tumblr is now one of the chillest places left on the internet, because so few fucks are left to give.)

I think part of it is the anonymity. The dehumanizing disconnection of the separation of screens and miles. Louis CK, before he was cancelled, had a great point about cyberbullying, and why it's so much more savage than kids are IRL. When you pick on someone in person and you are confronted with seeing the pain you caused them, for most sane people it causes negative feedback and you become disgusted with your actions and eventually learn to stop being a shithead. Online, at best you can "break the wrist, walk away".

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At worst, you can become addicted to "clout chasing" and the psychological thrill of being cheered on by your social ingroup. It's even worse if you feel like it's not bullying and your actions are justified because whoever you've targeted is a bad person so you don't have to feel bad about what you do to them. This is where reductive, unhelpful catchphrases like "punch a nazi" come in. For every argument, one or both sides have convinced themselves that the other side is subhuman because their beliefs are so disgusting. And sometimes it's even true! A lot of times, especially these days, people really are acting like animals or worse online. Entire disinformation engines are roaring day and night, churning out garbage and cluttering the social consciousness. (Kojima talked about this bit, too, way back in MGS2. As if I wasn't already in danger of losing my thread through this.)

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The human brain was not built to live like this. You can't wake up every morning, roll over and open your phone, and be immediately faced with a tidal wave of anger and indignity. It wasn't built to be aware of fully how horrible the world is at any moment ALL AT ONCE, ALL THE TIME. And you will be. Because of another way that our brain works – the way we are more likely to share negative opinions. And because of the cottage industry built on farming outrage clicks, and because of constant performative activism.

It's not that I don't agree that being informed is important.

It's not that I don't agree that the causes people get riled up about are important.

They are. They absolutely are.

But we can't keep living like this. The constant, unending flood of tragedy, arguments, and hot takes. How much of the negativity we associate with online culture is the product of this feedback loop? What if the rise of doomer culture has been, if not entirely created by, has been nourished and exacerbated by our hostile attitudes toward each other? Incels and TERFs, white supremacists, radfems, tankies and Trumpers – it seems like on every side of every issue, there are people simultaneously getting it wrong in multiple directions at once and there are more being radicalized every day. They are the toxic waste left behind by the state of discourse. And any hill is a hill worth dying on.

So what am I actually advocating? I don't know. There are a lot of fights going on right now that are important and we can't just climb into bunkers and ignore our problems hoping that Norman Reedus and his fine ass are going to leave the shit we need on our doorsteps. We need to find the strength to carry those hypothetical packages for ourselves sometimes - and hopefully, for others as well. Humans are social creatures. We need interaction and enrichment.

We need love.

So just try to remember the connections between humanity. Try to put more good stuff into the world when you can. Share more shitposts and memes. Tell your friends and family that you love them. Share good news when you hear it. Go on a weird fucking tangent about Death Stranding. Find a way to "be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes."

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January 15, 2021: Casino Royale (Epilogue)

Before I get into it, I’ll preface this by saying that this was a wonderful surprise of a movie! Seriously, I had a really great time with Craig’s turn as the suave super-spy.

Also, before I forget to mention it, there is one thing missing from this movie: gadgets. Yeah, there’s no Q, and no gadgets in this movie, really. And I know that pissed me off in GoldenEye, this movie’s different. They don’t introduce gadgets only to never use them, and this is early in Bond’s career as a double-0 agent, so it makes sense that he doesn’t have the gadgets yet. Plus, we get the pocket defibrillator, so I guess that sort of counts?

Anyway, just wanted to get that out of the way. Let’s get into my review!

Review

Cast and Acting

Brosnan was a very good Bond, doing a good homage of the Connery Bond. But Daniel Craig is great, OUTSIDE of Connery’s Bond. And yeah, that does mean something. If you’re going to reinvent the character, he shouldn’t be dependent upon previous portrayals, while also being a fully-fledged character in his own right. And GODDAMN does Craig make this his own version of the character. Suave, but not traditionally so. Cool and reserved, but still managing to be somewhat emotional, especially in this opening film. And, yeah, I love him. Maybe a little more than Connery in a few ways, honestly.

OK, how about the rest of them? Eva Green plays my favorite Bond Girl, and I mean that without hesitation. Happy to see that the first Bond girl that we get in the Craig franchise is actually a complete character, divorced from Bond or the plot itself. She has her own motivations and desires, while still have a morality, complicated as it may be. Mads Mikkelsen is, well...a Bond villain. While he isn’t necessarily the final boss, he still serves his role well. Is he my favorite Bond villain? Nooo. Sorry, Le Chiffre, but Goldfinger takes that role still. Judi Dench is fantastic, and I’m happy to see more of her in this movie. Wish I could see more of Jeffrey Wright, since he seemed cool, but I’m also a big Jeffrey Wright fan. And everybody else...yeah, they were good.

So, my rating for this category is a 9/10. Why not perfect? Eh, some of the side characters weren’t really as notable as I would’ve liked them to be, but everybody’s acting was great. While it wasn’t necessarily perfect, it was still great. So, yeah, 9/10!

Plot and Writing

GoldenEye’s plot and writing really pissed me off, not gonna lie to you. Casino Royale, though? HOLY SHIT, is this an engaging plot and some great writing! Some really good foreshadowing, pun work, references, reworking of tropes common for the character, just...SO MUCH. It’s all great. And honestly, it’s getting a 10/10 from me. AND, since I’m not putting them on blast this time: good job to Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, and Paul Haggis! Purvis and Wade are writing partners, and have worked on all of the Craig movies, and the last two Brosnan movies, surprisingly! Haggis, on the other hand, is an award-winning writer and producer, winning Oscars for Million Dollar Baby and Crash. And it shows, as the story and writing of this film are fantastic. 10/10 here!

Directing and Action

OH BABY. Martin Campbell, what the hell happened! I liked the action in GoldenEye, yeah, but you turned the dial up, threw out the oven, and purchased a much shinier one! WITH GRIT IN IT, OH MY GOD. See, where the fight scenes in GoldenEye were good and somewhat choreographed, these fights fell ROUGH AS SHIT. And as a result, they feel extremely real. Seriously, wow. The action in this film is exactly what I’d wanted, and it was one hell of a RIDE. And while I know I’m being super lenient with this film, I gotta say...10/10. It was one HELL of a ride, and that’s not including the legitimately good cinematography in this film, and it’s once again by Phil Méheux! They knew what they were doing, I tell you what.

Production Design

The sets! AH! The sets in this film are gorgeous! But...GoldenEye was a tad more memorable. Now, don’t get me wrong, these are some amazing scenes and places showcased, but it’s not all as visually iconic as GoldenEye. Still, high points for this one, no worries. This is also Peter Lamont’s last Bond film as head production designer, so shout out to him for that! Also, COSTUMES in this movie look good! Points for that too, of course. They aren’t all iconic, but they were pretty enjoyable. Good job to Lindy Hemming for the costumes, they looked great. 9/10 for this one!

Music and Editing

AND FINALLY! Music! It’s great, but it isn’t all buy-the-soundtrack-worthy for me. The opening song, while fine...isn’t terribly memorable for me, if I’m honest. Sorry, Chris Cornell. You did good, but not personally my taste, when it comes to Bond songs. As for you, David Arnold, head composer: awesome job. Using the Bond themes the way you did throughout this film was astonishing. You get some full points for that one. As for everything else editing and special-effects wise, it’s great! It was mostly practical effects for this film, and it was noticeable. And some of these effects are fantastic. Check out that ending sequence n Venice; very well done. Good job to Chris Corbould and Stuart Baird for the editing! Going a hair lower for this one, bringing it down to an 8/10.

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This is a Bond movie I was waiting for this whole time. And while I wouldn’t have expected exactly what I got, I still got something that I wanted, that’s for sure. Casino Royale lands high than I thought it would, especially because I could swear I’ve heard bad things about it! But no, this movie would awesome, and I’d absolutely watch this multiple times.

I could go into more Bond movies, true...but I’d actually like to branch outside of the Bond bubble a little bit! But let’s stay with a British film franchise based off of works by a British author about a spy and a spy organization.

January 16: Kingsman: The Secret Service

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derireo · 4 years

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bday event fic masterlist

return

none yet!

TENMA SUMERAGI

banzai! ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ tsumugi gives tenma a bonsai tree

the cake.. an imposter ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ izuomi bake a cake for tenma

dumbdumb ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ tenma receives a gift from his crush

double surprise! ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ tenma’s s/o has the same bday as him

emptying the pockets ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ tenma & banri go bday shopping

bonk ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ tenma & reader’s first kiss on his bday

fun day out ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ ouka high students celebrate w/ tenma!

YUKI RURIKAWA

little people ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ muku drags yuki to a sweets shop for a surprise

after marriage, please ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ hand holding isn’t really yuki’s thing

a ball of only women ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ yuki isn’t wearing a dress. all is for naught

lightheaded ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ taichi succeeds in getting a present, but he wasn’t ready to give it

pretty woman ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ azuma is yuki’s model for his new project

score! ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ banri, taichi, and yuki go on a shopping trip

KAZUNARI MIYOSHI

the cake is a lie! ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ cake fight at mankai! watch out, omimi!

sosig ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ kazunari gets a breakfast in bed for his birthday

feelings hidden on canvas ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ each summer troupe member makes an art piece that reminds them of him

where’s his contract, simon cowell ↦ [ slight humor ]

☆ banri, tenma, and kazunari go to a karaokeban for some fun

another takoyaki ball gone ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ you and kazunari try to recreate your first date

giving mads mikkelsen a run for his money ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ you gift kazunari a collage/photo album full of his candids!

uh. pining? dunno what that is. ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ you confess to kazunari that you’ve had a crush on him since middle school.

MUKU SAKISAKA

oh, prince charming! ↦ [ slight humor, fluff ]

☆ banri dresses as a prince for muku

fresh pages worth hundreds ↦ [ slight humor, fluff ]

☆ sakyo & muku shop for manga

the wall have ears (it’s juza) ↦ [ slight humor ]

☆ banri doesn’t know what to get muku for his birthday

liddol puppy ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ birthday pats & praises!

one prince, two prince ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ tenma & muku street acting on his birthday

copper flowers ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ yuki & muku making each other crowns

heart change ↦ [ humor ]

☆ haruto bumps into muku at a sweets shop

BANRI SETTSU

….surprise! ↦ [ slight humor, fluff ]

☆ the a3ders try to surprise banri

family man ↦ [ slight humor, fluff ]

☆ sakyo is being awfully nice

e-boy banri comes to life ↦ [ slight humor ]

☆ yuki decides that today is the day for banri to change it up

the ride home ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ masumi wants to listen to music with banri

more than i wanted ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ s/o surprises him on his bday with the autumn troupe

you askin’ for a fight? ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ s/o wipes icing on his face!

ufo! ufo! ↦ [ humor ]

☆ kazu, taichi, itaru & banri go to the arcade!

bitter sweet tooth ↦ [ humor ]

☆ juza’s grumpy that banri’s got so many sweets for his birthday

attendance: check ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ sakuya and masumi celebrate his birthday at school

JUZA HYODO

macmacmac ↦ [ humor ]

☆ banri tries to make juza macarons in secret

sugary sweet ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ banri is being awfully nice

another surprise ↦ [ humor ]

☆ mankai decides to throw juza a surprise party

the cake saviour ↦ [ fluff, humor ]

☆ there’s a huge cake and they want a picture of juza beside it

papa’s gift ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ sakyo gifts juza a thoughtful present

got a crush! ↦ [ fluff, humor ]

☆ someone gifts him a present with a confession inside

storge ↦ [ fluff, humor ]

☆ kumon and muku follow juza around the whole day, showering him in love

ALL RED. ↦ [ fluff, humor ]

☆ his crush gives him a present for his birthday.

i wish... ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ you grant him three wishes

in gordon we trust ↦ [ fluff, humor ]

☆ you take a masterclass for two with juza

purinpurin ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ juza’s a bit bothered by how much time you’re spending with banri

(stars) in the sky ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ you give him a jar full of notes that praise him

the future is sweet ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ "I want to grow old with you and spend many more birthdays together"

TAICHI NANAO

big bro now little bro ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ headpats for taichi from juza!

personal hair dye specialist ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ kazunari gives taichi hair dyeing and fashion tips

it’s hard to be a man ↦ [ humor ]

☆ taichi just has to know. how did juza get so manly?

flattery gets you somewhere ↦ [ fluff, humor ]

☆ ouka high students give taichi compliments on his fantastic choice of wardrobe!

mankai’s resident dad ↦ [ humor ]

☆ sakyo gives taichi a present.... thanks, bad.

dumb, but he’s got spirit ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ it’s odd... why does your ideal type sound just like taichi?

OMI FUSHIMI

switch it up ↦ [ fluff, light humor ]

☆ juza tries to bake something for omi as thanks for everything he’s done for him.

leaning tower of pisa ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ autumn troupe tries to make a cake. it is... okay.

love outweighs the booboos ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ you make felted puppets of the company for omi.

shopping...? ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ izumi invites omi out for a day of shopping. or is it a date? (an excuse to see his muscles bulge in the clothes she chooses for him?)

SAKYO FURUICHI

she’s so lovely ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ izumi invites sakyo out on a date, but he doesn’t know.

no manners! ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ sakyo’s got cake on his face and azuma encourages you to get it off.

sike! lmaooo ↦ [ humor ]

☆ banri refuses to personally give his present to sakyo.

ame no dialogue ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ izumi and sakyo get caught in the rain. a confession happens?

peepaw. . . ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ akigumi pretend sakyo is their father for the day and drags a half asleep izumi into the fray.

still a kid ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ yuzo invites sakyo out for a drink when he finds out it’s his birthday

A N I K I ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ an all out birthday bash planned by yours truly, sakoda ken!

cats ↦ [ slight humor ]

☆ sakyo and izumi binge watch some musicals.

club day ↦ [ fluff ]

☆ the shoujo manga club want to celebrate sakyo’s birthday!

mama’s boy ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ izumi spends sakyo’s birthday at his mother’s house.

HISOKA MIKAGE

penpen and friends ↦ [ fluff, humor ]

☆ the winter troupe and izumi bring home some friends for penpen.

a small family ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ izumi brings chikage along to celebrate hisoka’s birthday.

hisoka’s annual competition ↦ [ humor ]

☆ it’s the yearly spooning contest! who’s winter troupe’s lucky winner?

a mystery with no answer ↦ [ hurt ]

☆ hisoka receives a marshmallow plushie from a mysterious gifter.

sweet, familiar face ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ hisoka receives a gift from his crush.

cweam ↦ [ humor, fluff ]

☆ you share your first kiss with hisoka on his birthday.

#derireos masterlist #bday event fic masterlist

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