#i was too tall 😔

[insomniac-pbparker]

done

#peter prattles #WOOO #OKAY #WE GOT IT #quality got a bit crunched I apologize #i was too tall 😔 #i had to stretch myself to hold Jen's hand 😭 #we did it though yaay

[084392]

i ❤️ when one piece women arent just drawn Like That

#one piece tag #ngl looking at the pics i was a little hesitant to include kureha and sandersonia... #but im still a sucker whos become content enough with them just having unconventionally attractive faces ykwim😔? #....still kind of sad I couldn't find a good pic showing that gloriosa is like a single grape tall current day... I think thats funny. #EDIT I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT LOLA AND CHIFFON!!!!!!!....included that other lady too cuz. why not.

[rimouskis]

let me tell you a story !!! when I was about 7 I was at a game back at the old arena during pre season and our seats were right by the penalty box, in this game my dad let me sit next to the box and none other than Geno got sent in a bit into the second period and in one instance he turned our direction and me being a little 7 year old tapped the neighboring glass and waved to him and he waved back and smiled lol. The game ends and a trainer waves my dad over and points to me and waves me over too and once we got to him walking by is none other than Geno who bent down and pet my head and told me I was cute and gave me his signed stick, (that thing was taller than me lol) and then comes Sidney walking by and he didn't stop until he was almost in the locker room and does a u-turn and waddled back with his skates and bent over and gave me a puck from the bench and was asking me how old I was, and if I liked the game, just being over all really nice to me. My dad was so shook after it all he asked the trainer what the deal was and the trainer was just like "Oh Geno LOVES kids, he said yours was too cute to not say hi too and Sid likes kids a lot too. She caught their attention" and to be fair I was really cute lol. But yeah that's my little pre season story for ya

I hope you're fully aware that there are bloggers on this site that write self-insert fics about that precise thing happening to them. you have lived out people's DREAMS, my friend!!!

#I also have a geno stick (though unsigned 😔 and unused 😔) and it's SO FUCKING TALL. he is too big #that's a fun story! thank you for sharing:)

[eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes]

college au????

#sorry for making jon the tall one but i already did it and now im too lazy to switch it around 😔 #drawings #tma #the magnus archives #digital art #jon sims #tma memes #illustration #jonathan sims #jarchivist #the archivist #martin blackwood #tma martin #martin k blackwood #jmart #jonmartin #teaholding #tma shitpost #johnathan sims #mag pod #magnus pod #fiction podcast #horror podcast #the lonely #tma fanart #fanart #eyes draws

[whatudottu]

POV you don’t listen to your psychiatrist and go on to audition for reality TV and get in-

The only other time I have drawn Total Drama characters are in the ancient texts of old sketchbooks and long lost files, who knew that I would draw Mike and Cameron after all these years?

Between kickboxer Mike, gymnast Svetlana and survivalist/explorer Manitoba (and Vito who uses the body to push people around) the body should probably have a little more muscle on them than the show depicts, even if it’s a lean string bean physique-

#td mike #mike td #td cameron #cameron td #total drama #tdroti #fanart #imagine me drawing something other than transformers or ben 10 imagine that #*remembers the one time or two i drew submas* imagine imagine imagine #considering how quickly he had to explain (to cameras) that he had DID- this system gets it a little rough #i hope mike doesn't look too old (would help for chester but he's OLD old) because of the string bean #i know teens that grew tall with ropey muscles i lived with one (read: my sibling is practically a grasshopper) #let's hope unlike my sibling this body doesn't get a knee injury because svetlana would really not be happy 😔

[ichorousisopod]

moved one of the bark pieces from the pied enclosure to the powders' and I'm really scared I didn't get all of them off of it, there's little crevices that they're very good at hiding in

#mine #isoposting #I think I got all but one out #but perhaps that one got shaken off too #I really couldn't find it anymore #well I guess it's not an issue #if I see it in the wrong enclosure I'll try my best to capture it and return it to its friends #I just wanted that wood moved so badly #bc the pieds have a much lower enclosure #and it's kinda a tall piece of wood that takes up too much space #and it was getting moldy but had no space to stay out of the wet side #they still have another piece of wood there but now it's more balanced #and I think my powders will enjoy a large piece to congregate under #they have a few miniature scraps but no large one #I still haven't caught all the powders 😔 #there's a few small ones I see still crawling around #and I KNOW there's 1-2 crumbles still in there #I have less of them than I thought though #I think I've caught around 20 #and there doesn't seem to be that many more left to catch #I probably have like 30-40 total at best #despite all those babies #then again I don't think I've caught many babies... and it does take months for those to grow #I've only had these since August?... October??? #I started with 25 and I lost most of my crumbles. so let's say 15 #and I know at least 3 died from climbing up the tank #so I suppose having 20~ now is reasonable given that I sorta started more with like. 10

[pierrotgnome]

what if u woke up for the first time in thousands of years with no memories except for the gnawing feeling that this body is not yours

#:/ #maud #this is my. babygirl my beloved #uses she/he/they/it pronouns but i almost always leans towards she bc i accidentally made her very woman coded 😔 #as if women havent suffered enough #anyways ahes 9+ feet tall and will kill u if u look at her for too long #hii btw. i make art if u didnt know i just havent posted ina very very long time #my art

[so-very-small]

the worst part is that i’m pretty sure i’m lying when i say i’m 5’9. once i hit 5’8 i literally stopped measuring my height. i definitely grew more. i don’t acknowledge it. told everyone i was 5’8 for years. one night at a party i played in a drinking game and drew a card that said ‘everyone shorter than you drinks’ so i said “i’m 5’8” and i was roasted within an inch of my life. immediate outcry from every single person in the room. got called everything from Big Bird to the Green Giant to Ginormica. since then i always say i’m 5’9

#i couldnt be more than 5’11 but id rather never actually know the numebr #but also. that party moment was so wild #one of my frieds is the exact same height as me and when i said i was 5’8 he like. the confusion in his eyes #he wasnt questioning my height. he was wondering if HE was 5’8 too for a minute and that made the giant nicknames worth it #its actually. the second time i got called big bird as a nickname #anyways yeah i be tall 😔 #im 5’9 tho. even if im not 5’9 i am. like i forget im not. thats just my number now

[niekanarcotics]

Ever look at someone shorter than you and just think in your head:

I want to squeeze you to death.

Or is it just me?

#im looking at my bf you 5' scoundrel #uwu #I AM A TALL GENTLEMAN INDEED 💪😈 (Im just above 5'3 😔) #i look 6' but Im FIVE FOOT THREEE (iykyk the reference) #And my little brother. Aki you're not safe at 4'11 :3 #you too Adam. You little 5'1er :3

[tracybirds]

not to project too hard onto a fictional character but at what point did it just become so standard for John to get high grades in academics that his family stopped acknowledging it because that was the norm

#is this bc i told my family about my results and literally no one said anything despite responding to my second question #so i know they saw it #yes 😔 #come on fam I'm allowed to be proud and excited and I want to share that 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #yes I DO want to be told congrats for every result I worked hard for that!! #how is it that my friends and colleagues are more hyped than you i don't get it #(i will make character sad for the same reasons as me watch out) #anyway my family are very lovely but alas tall poppy syndrome is rampant #and i'm just more senstive bc the sads are here for other reasons #but also dude :( #idk #also this is not a post meant to be like john's soooo much smarter than everyone else bc he is not and I'll die on that hill #they're all smart #but i do like the idea of him being into academics and basing just a bit too much of his self esteem on his grades #and falling just a wee bit on the arrogant side of pride when it comes to those smarts #bc that is something I do unfortunately relate to 🤪🤪 #forreal physics students get a bit of a god complex and are super insufferable for a few years source: me #so #am i rambling to make myself feel better yes #poking fun at john is a favourite past time of mine what can i say #anyway releasing this into the world bc screw it #then I should probs make dinner bc it's getting a bit late

[poptartmochi]

NEED to get back into drawing soo bad

#the yuo are just a litle hater meme starring agu and the 70ft tall mystra.. it is so clear in my mind 😔😔 #completely sans gale. agustín just has a Deep Resentment for her lol!! #i prayed to u soso diligently at age 12 and again at age 24 and age 36 and what did you do? NOTHING #meanwhile i suffered like god's strongest soldier 😑 now you are like the dust mote to me 😒 #this is a fun thing between him and gale too.. when they meet‚ mystra is almost like. a fairy tale being to agu yk #like mystra is neeeever coming to help you bro.. and then the #*number 1 mystra interacter enters the ring. like wha HUH........ #mystra real?.... mystryl? 🤨🤨🧐 #anyways. it is ESSENTIAL that agustín does NOT introduce himself a sorcerer because brooo. the ire of gale would be never ending lol!!! #sriracha.txt #🦖

[inhidingxoxo3637]

The off season is treating Aldeguer so poorly he's become a bus driver

#^ the average bsb rider when its off season #if u break ur bike in scotland dw skinner motors or whatever its called is there 4 u #i dont know where Lee jackson is based but if u block a bog there he can fix ur plumbing #order takeout in Stafford n maybe storm stacey will deliver it u know #i think stacey also does building work sometimes so that too ?? #anyways tall bean mcgee im not seeing a seatbelt fastened here ☝️😔 #moto2 #fermin aldeguer

[threadsun]

I'm completely wiped after the bat mitzvah and all the driving, so I have no idea if I'll be physically up for writing tomorrow but I'm sooooo hype for all the requests I've been getting while away!!!

Also the usual reminder that I block blogs that follow me without having an indication of age/being over 18 on their blog. Tomorrow I'll go on a blocking spree of new followers who aren't visibly over 18!

#sunshine #I can tell I'm getting old because all I could think the whole party was how loud the music was 😔 #and also because all my poor cousins were subject to the Adult Relative Comment™ about how tall they've gotten #but!! another one of my younger cousins is queer!! his boyfriend is trans too 🥺 #it makes me so happy to see them all having an easier time coming out than I did when I was younger #anyway my partner and I do the hard but rewarding job of being visibly and unapologetically queer at family functions #to make the queer family feel safe and the queerphobic family feel unsafe

[sunnirainbow]

fashion brands think tall girlies don’t exist i fear

#lmao #dresses and skirts are always too short #help #and i’m not even super tall wth dude😔 #but what do i expect when most brands don’t even have anything for plus size people;-; #the bare minimum</3

[flufflecat]

my new personality trait is collecting things with hearts on them and pretending that it counts as a personality trait

#littlest pet shop #lps #mlp g3 #I think this is a great pastime #is that how you spell pastime #I need more heart things #my 2nd new personality trait is buying strange things from goodwill and putting them outside my apartment door #i mean I've been buying things for ages but the setting them up publicly thing is new #I've got a cute spring rabbit who's like 2 feet tall #there was one with a dress too but I didn't buy her. and I have felt guilty about splitting them up ever since #and then I've got a strange handmade frog doll sitting on a tiny frog chair #tempted to put my weird angel-on-wheels out there too #one of my neighbors complimented my bunny and I was like thank you I love you #I didn't say that but I thought it #I hope they like the frogs too #isn't the Valentine's horse so cute though? I wanted her for ages and finally found her on ebay with her strange antennae #she's missing her shoes though 😔😔 #it's ok I think her fashion statement is still very effective

[freepassbound]

15 questions for 15 people

Tagged by @ya-nahz

Are you named after anyone?

Just the last names.

When was the last time you cried?

Out-and-out bawling... it's been awhile. I get teary fairly frequently, though.

Do you have kids?

Only metaphorically.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Noooo... whatever would make anyone think that?

😁

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Height.

What’s your eye color?

That's actually been a matter of some debate recently. 🤔

Scary movies or happy endings?

Well, I'm not a 'scary movie' person, so happy endings?

Any special talents?

Uh... I'm pretty handy with puzzles, I have an excellent reading voice... I absorb and process information well?

Where were you born?

About 3 miles from where I'm sitting.

What are your hobbies?

Nothing in particular. I read. I internet. Every once in a great long while I write something.

Do you have any pets?

Nope.

What sports do you play/have you played?

It's been awhile - the last few years haven't really been conducive, you know? Formerly: basketball, soccer, golf, tennis, and baseball.

How tall are you?

6'2".

Favorite subject in school?

History! I guess that should have been foreshadowing. 🤔

Dream job?

Already did it.

Tagging: @sunfl0werswitch, @thegirlwiththetwinklyeyes, @rae-being-naughty, @shy-gfd, @christiandomme, @youknowitsworthfightingfor, @skinreflectsthesun, @the-affectionate-boy, @thatsuccubabe, @reddevilgoddess,@k-thursday, @a-prevented-domme-light

#(some of these questions seemed a little data-mining-y) #(so I elided them) #(just to say) #yeah already had my dream job #I'm back to teaching again #and it's nice #but it's not the same #and it never will be #and I have to learn to live with that #foreshadowing I blindly ignored and tried majoring in computer science 😂 #tall and thick #too big to be tossed around 😔 #those sports are in order of most recently played #and probably talent too 😂 #though in that category golf could arguably flip with soccer #haven't had any pets on my own #my schedule was never appropriate #and now... well now I fear my mental health isn't good enough #my preferred media ending is actually 'ambiguous' #it's some kind of blue #uh... I don't think I have any other relevant tags? #thank you Moody 😊 #(that's not 15 people) #(but I literally just went up the mutuals list) #(checking for people I've actually talked to who *might* be interested 😂)