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tanktop-lou · 2 years

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*gasps*

#what the hell dude #i will give you everything sir #louis tomlinson #my edits #m

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justpassingbyoursht · 1 month

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Yknow when I first saw Chronos i couldn't quite take him seriously bc he's... he's a twink. who gave him that tiny tiny waist and those birthgiving hips? why is he built like that? i expected a giant or something, i mean the big 3 brothers are built ykno their father should be big muscly guy too right?? and then i realized he's got an hourglass shape and. 😶

my bad supergiant u are right. titan of time. hourglass. titan of time? hourglass. checks out ✓ he is hourglass shaped. an hourglass. ⌛that. that is him. titan of time alright. hourglass

but still that tiny waist

#hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #c rambles #sir titan of time chronos u are a twink. like ur a tall twink i'll give u that but. dasjklhfdsfhskf #i just fucking jsaldjsjfs #but like i was so gagged when i realized he's an ⌛#i like shut my mouth. hes a fcuking hourglass holy shit!#like i cant dispute them at all thats lowkey brilliant i am kinda mad it makes sense #i gotta say that gold in his skin looks immaculate. like everything about him looks good #its just that fucking waist lmao #k kardashian wishes she had that fucking waist bruh #also is it only me or does he remind you of gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug?? askhfdsjfs #like idk why? maybe bc hes tall and blondish... and that pose too. but like idk sdsjhlafkhasdf #how am i gonna respect that man with the gabriel vibes (the least respectable man in ml) and that tiny waist...#i gotta play more i only saw him officially once #in fact im gonna do that rn lol i just had to ramble about the game #my shit

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pocketwei · 1 month

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six feet deep below the street the sky came crashing down

second piece for @opdoffyzine, this one was for the nsfw add-on, Heavenly Pleasure, and also in collaboration with my dearest @hazeism who wrote hawser's smolder (rated E, 1k8 words) THE most banger fic ever for me to illustrate <33 I'll never not be obsessed with Loguetown dfwn so. enjoy....

#cw gore #gore #art #one piece #illustrations #donquixote doflamingo #sir crocodile #dofuwani #oh doffy there's something soooo wrong with you and yourrrrrrr obsessive and cruelty-tainted love #these freaks give a whole new meaning to “giving head”#case in point: marineford + everything else #god they're so offputting and horrible i love them madly

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heeslomll · 21 days

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he is so ceo husband coded <3 (jay i have a big ass, i cook i clean btw)

#my husband🧎🏻‍♀️#hes so🫦🤭🔥#my mannnn #i love him #like sir i’d do anything FOR YOU #pick me #choose me #love me #i’d give you everything bae</3 #stop playing #enhypen #jay #nessa yaps #nessa<3jay

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moongothic · 7 months

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The worst part about trying to figure out what Crocodile's deal is that because he's so fucking irredeemably evil in Alabasta... Like... Yeah he's just irredeemably evil. Like I love him but he did cause countless casualties, a ton of pain and suffering and literally attempted to blow up a million people

Like no amount of theoretical "trying to do it to save his son from the Government" or "trying to stop the Government from hurting anyone else" or just "doing it for the greater good" is going to make him any less of a mass murderer

But also Robin absolutely 100% helped with all of that shit simply because she wanted to read the Poneglyph for herself.

No amount of her intending to betray Crocodile from the begining and sabotaging his plans erases the fact that Robin also caused countless people to starve to death and die in the civil war. Her sabotages only succeeded out of sheer luck, and only spared the lives of the people at the final battle. She has the blood of countless innocents on her hands. Because she wanted to read history.

But her crimes were swept under the rug because she has a sad backstory and her sabotages worked out just at the nick of time by sheer dumb luck

So Croc??? Just??? Is there a chance??? At all???

But also he did literally intend to sell Buggy into slavery

Like, fuck Buggy, but jesus

What's also killing me is that we like. Don't know what Luffy thinks of Crocodile right now. Which really is like. The thing that will decide how we, as the readers, are supposed to feel about Crocodile. Luffy is our POV

Like we don't know what Luffy's opinion of Crocodile is after he helped save Luffy (and spared Ace once) during the Summit War. Like Luffy clearly fucking hated the man in Impel Down and the two interactions they had during the War weren't like positive (in the sense that Luffy himself didn't think of the interactions as particularly positive. Defending Whitebeard from being attacked once and then being like "wait what HIM?!" when Crocodile defended Ace. To be fair, in the midst of the chaos, there wasn't much time to spend on Pondering On Such Things because Ace needed to be saved, and Oda goes out of his way to not show us what's going on inside Luffy's head, because it's all meant to be out in the open anyways. Regardless, these weren't like "yay it's Crocodile! :)" moments for Luffy is what I mean)

But also Luffy was very grateful of Law for saving his life and was willing to put his trust into Law for their alliance- of course, they weren't explicitly enemies to begin with, rivals at most, but still. Luffy respects those who help him.

But also Luffy grew during the timeskip. Like he's not that clueless anymore (like he finally understands Hancock is in love with him etc), and similarly Luffy gets that Buggy is an absolute loser now. But also Buggy did also help save Luffy's life (even if it was by accident), and while IDK if Luffy is aware of that, I don't think that helped improve Luffy's impression of Buggy

So like. The fuck does Luffy think of Crocodile, at this moment? Even with the Cross Guild reveal, he didn't even really comment on Croc and just focused his energy on being confused about Buggy being "the leader" of CG. IDK it feels almost intentional or something, that we don't know what Luffy thinks?? Especially since we did get Zoro's opinion on Mihawk in the situation?? Or am I delulu?? (Sidenote. I'd love to know what Robin would have to say about Crocodile helping save Luffy's life. What Jinbei might think of the final words Crocodile left him with before blasting them out of Akainu's reach. But mainly just Robin's thoughts)

Like IDK my best guess would be that Luffy still hates Crocodile just the same but is like grossed out by technically owing him one??? In the classic

-kinda way, you know? And that he'd be just kinda confused about it?

Because I can't fucking imagine Luffy being like "oh we're cool now" with Crocodile, let alone "Yay Crocodile :) He saved my life!". But also like. Luffy does kind of owe Croc one. Kind of. And Luffy is usually very respectful of that kind of thing. Aaaaaaaa???

(Also does. Does Luffy even know it was Crocodile who yeeted him and Jinbei out of Akainu's reach to begin with. 'Cause he was unconcious. Knocked the fuck out. Does. Does Luffy even know. Did anybody tell him???)

I just.

There's the reasonable part of me that knows Crocodile is an irredeemable evil dickbag and everything he has ever said and done up to the most recent chapters support that. He is too far gone.

And then there's the absolutely delulu part that loves a tragic villian who gets a heartwrenching redemption that's looking for any fucking sign that could indicate Crocodile could maybe be one

#Moon posting #OP Meta #OP Spoilers #Sir Crocodile #Crocodad #Haunted by thoughts of one (1) evil middle aged man #IDK I was rereading Punk Hazard today while on the train and just. God there's like no difference between Alabasta Croc and Ceasar #I mean there is but no there isn't. Dude was doing essentially the same shit just this time with much more child abuse #And we all agree that Ceasar is scum of the earth and irredeemable.#But also he was doing everything PURELY out of self-interest without ANY sad backstory to counter balance it #I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE MAN I AM LOSING MY MARBLES #Kuma Flashback I Love You but I need to know what the fuck is happening with Crocodile so bad pleeeaaase #There's also like that note about Kuma saying he'd be wiling to make a deal with the devil just to protect his daughter #And If Crocodad Real. What a greater evolution of that but being wiling to BECOME the devil himself to protect your child #Also sorry about the Buggy slander but also not sorry. All that man is good for is being a punching bag for comedy as far as I'm concerned #He's very funny I'll give you that. And I'm looking forward to him and Shanks getting married

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onceinawhilemoon · 2 months

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yes, Frogwares!Sherlock is very handsome and cute, but i mean have yall seen his brother ????????!!?!???!!!!!!

#like sir keep looking at me like that and i might just give you everything #sherlock holmes the awakened #sherlock holmes chapter one #mycroft holmes #frogwares holmes #frogwares sherlock #shta #shco #frogwares mycroft #my art #been a while since my heart seriously fluttered for a fictional man ugh

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lloydfrontera · 5 months

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male authors, writing m/m friendships: their bond will develop through hundreds of chapters, we will get to see each stage of their budding relationship, they'll constantly be in each other thoughts, their first instinct will always be to reach for the other, their first worry will always be the other's safety, they'll spend every minute of the day together, they'll be complete opposites and yet perfectly compliment each other, they will put everything they ever loved in risk just to keep the other safe, they will give their life without hesitation to save the other's, they will fight and argue and tease and joke around but they will always be at each other's side at the end of the day, they will plan to spend the rest of their lives together, sharing the happy moments and the hard times, the idea of being without the other being unthinkable, the thought of being always together coming naturally, as easy as breathing.

the same male authors, writing m/f romance: she'll like,, smile once at him and he'll start thinking of marrying her and having children with her idk

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #ch 368 #LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK SIR #i remember the romance being sudden but this is fucking ridiculous lmaooooo #it came out of fucking nowhere!!! it's so shoehorned in there they almost cut off the heel to make it fit!!!#i don't think they've spent more than like.... 12 hours in the same room in all the years they've known each other.... what the fuck....#and in fucking ch 368!! literally 40 ch away from the ending!!#less than 10% of the way to the end!!! i thought i was exaggerating when i said 90% of the novel had no romance but no!!!#i was fucking right!!!!#this is........ infuriating skjashdkdsf #to be clear i am not saying friendships cannot do everything i just listed here #of course they can!! more friendships in fiction should be like that!! but!!! you cannot write a friendship between two characters like tha #and then put one of those two characters in a romantic relationship with a completely different character #and not give it even a tenth of the attention you gave to the friendship and expect me to find it realistic!!! or compelling!!!#either give it the same level of attention or just!! don't include it!!#that's also an option!! just leave the incredibly compelling friendship you wrote be the highlight of the novel!!#let it be the most important relationship of the plot!! let it be the happy ending for those characters!! that's perfectly okay!!!#FUCK!!!!#i'm fine i'm normal i'm okay

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bubbipond · 14 days

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Peem, my love, my sweet, sweet baby… It’s time you hang up the QToey wingman role because you barely doing well yourself.

#Like homeboy is doing everything but what he’s supposed to do #sir IF YOU DONT GIVE PHUM SECURITY #I forgot how ANNOYING Klein is #Phum honey don’t worry you have already cemented your name on that ass #we are #we are the series #we are series #phumpeem

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acourtofquestions · 13 days

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Chaol. friggin. Westfall. My old love, who I thought got “unjust treatment” that I would never agree with — WHY oh WHY did you have to go make me change my mind??? Cause I’m sorry but CHAPTER 7 of QoS— SIR what was THAT little stunt!?! IM SORRY but “UNPREDICTABLE” …oh no-no-no sir… I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU! But oh boy, the tides are changing!

#Chaol Westfall #Aelin Ashryver Galathynius #Queen of Shadows #QoS #TOG #Throne of Glass #Throne of Glass series #Maasverse #first read #currently reading #read with me #no spoilers please #current thoughts while reading #reading reactions #Chapter 7 #I can’t even #you did not just say that #Aelin is a literal queen #THIS IS MY REASONABLE HEAD TILT #Wanda Maximoff gif vibes #that doesn’t seem fair #my new origin story #unpredictable #and after she didn’t slam you for what you did #I know your hurting and scared and angry but sir that was uncalled for #this is different then my initial anger with Rowan see Rowan didn’t know her Rowan picked sore points but it still wasn’t personal #but Chaol after EVERYTHING you did not just say that to her NOW because your mad or whatever that THAT was uncalled for and a camels back #Dorian mom and dad are fighting again *kevin office analogy voice* but seriously that fight THE FIGHT OWowOW at least Fleetfoot is happy #I said good day #literally gives me anxiety just reading it

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accursedvoid · 11 months

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Can’t wait for unhinged father-son duo Vlad & Dan

#vlad plasmius #dan phantom #Vlad masters #danny phantom #I just want ALL the shenanigans give me the most chaotic unhinged family #the masters family drama WHEN #Dan: /causing mass chaos/ vlad: idk what you mean my child is perfect #sir your child is causing mass property damage #this is the lilo and stitch meme but instead it’s Vlad wanting a son and Dan laughing maniacally #can’t wait for the on-going redemption but probably also still menaces masters family #just less evil I guess chcncnc #THIS NOVEL REALLY DID JUST GIVE THE FANDOM EVERYTHING HUH #danny phantom spoilers #Dp spoilers #agit spoilers #a glitch in time spoilers #a glitch in time #spoilers #I still gotta get my own copy to read I’ve had to subsist off spoilers bc ITS SOLD OUT I THINK??? YALL WILDIN 👏#or not out over here yet idk yet

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halscafe · 9 months

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i simultaneously love and hate how in the dark we are about hush’s plot line

like in this video, we are made to both empathize his character, and fear his intentions and purpose and there’s so much whiplash between the two

like when is this taking place? what are his intentions? what magical species is he?

it’s going to be interesting when his intentions are revealed, and how doc is going to react like will they have grown attached at that point? how attached will hush have gotten?

in conclusion, theorizing is so much fun and i’m terrified for the rest of his story 🤭

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted hush #it’s been a minute since i’ve been this intrigued in a character #like everything about him gives me such an ick but like also HELLO WHAT ARE YOU UP TO SIR #also yes hi i feel like i haven’t posted in eons but i’m here and alive 😙✌️

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lazybakerart · 11 months

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tony cavalero: “I feel like he’s done everything under the sun. So is there like a little bit of, ‘it’s okay, let me teach you,’”

me:

#the righteous gemstones #tony cavalero #keefe chambers #kelvin gemstone #gemcham #'LET ME TEACH YOU'#you dont get to just say that and then not give me details #and i know you have them sir i know you do #tell me everything in your heart tony cavalero im here to listen #between him and adam im about to burst into a rainbow made out of unicorn glitter

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sleepanonymous · 9 months

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I saw the look on your face I watched you try to swallow I've been sitting here for days But still my head is hollow

Lost the chance of an escape From these walls of sorrow Where your footsteps take their place I will surely follow I will surely follow And I will surely follow I will surely follow...

Borrow faith but I would steal To me this world is faithless I know exactly how you feel But I just can't take this

Whatever nightmare, this is real A constant stream of hatred And how it is you look at me If only I could change it If only I could change it If only I could change it If only I could change it...

An open doorway at my feet For fire and missing answers I should think before I speak ‘Cause actions hit you harder

I've been sitting here for weeks Ascending ever higher Hell's got me and all the sinners Climbing hopeless ladders Climbing hopeless ladders Climbing hopeless ladders Climbing hopeless ladders...