#i would thoroughly enjoy that

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

weeee more fantasy au doodles

#ft. the chanel boots <3 #or. wait. what's a pun on chanel incorporating either 'demon' or 'patron' #cha... chahell... patronel... no that just sounds like citronella #whatever doesnt matter its 6 am i havent slept and i have a low grade migraine I Cant Pun Right Now #on another note i gave poppy a lil neck corset bc. uh. runs away #and her little sling for carrying wally in puppet form! keeping him safe and secure! #and of course barnaby & wally snuggles <3 #yall would not BELIEVE how many doodles i have of them cozy together. its absurd #its just! the size difference i have stuck in my brain is Perfect for wally curling around barnaby's big ol head! #and also Perfect for barnaby holding wally like a stuffed animal! #your honor i love them! #wh fantasy au #scribble salad #I LOVE WALLY'S TALL ASS BOOTS #he needed some HOOVES #and a couple of extra inches. i imaging that while wearing them he's as tall as if not taller than julie/sally #little man on stilts... #and his apple belt! his Eye Shirt! #its not often i so thoroughly enjoy my own outfit design but i think i really did go off with this one

[sysig]

uuuumm for the request thing maybe pastel gaster? maybe with the evil goatparents or evil alphys, haha. or maybe even evil temmie lol.

Day 29 - He's studying you with a smile...

#My art #Requestober #UT #Handplates #Fellplates #Gaster #Fellplates!Gaster is weird :) I like that about him #Man it's been a heck-while since I've draw him!! He's still heckin' cute - I will always be biased towards wings haha #Didn't have any hair to shade this time so had to give them a little extra attention hehe ♪ #The whole shading everything - I've just been really into backlighting lately haha #The halo is a great excuse ♫ #I also like how in searching for his refs they were paired to the note of ''Don't think about it for too long it all comes crumbling down'' #But now I'm thinking about it!! Oh no!! Lol #Like for example I know there are Mercyplates iterations where the Skelebros never get the plates #But the intention was still there at some point (maybe? It's been a while lol) #Basically my point is - I think Gaster's two hand hole-punches would garner the attention of Someone #Since they were brought up how about Alphys or the Goatparents' - and he gets some accessories to cover up with ♪ #Anyway that's all just errant-thought fun to think about Gaster getting hurt lol - even this Gaster? #:3c Maybe #I trust him about as far as I can throw him as much as I thoroughly enjoy him hehe ♪ #It was tempting to do something with Alphys and the others as well - the image of him picking up Fell!Temmie and resting her on his lap lol #But I've never drawn any of them and I couldn't find any agreed-upon references so I opted for He Alone #It would be fun to see him interacting with others tho :) #Hardly topical but I think my favourite iteration of AU Alphys is SwapFell?? She's very cool in Swap but hnnrh the armour is so cool #Anyway lol ♪

[samarecharm]

roughhousin'

#persona 5 #goro akechi #blood #WHO was he fighting? #its ryuji #dont worry its good for them. its enrichment #this would be the first time they really fight #ryuji n makoto spar all the time and they eventually add goro to the mix #but BEFORE hes buddy buddy w them he is still um. #a piece of shit whos cocky and full of himself #and is a hell of a bully w a shit attitude w a habit of running his mouth #so this would be him severely underestimating ryuji and getting his pretty face roughed up #ryuji looks just as messy but hes used to it. goro however is absolutely NOT used to getting his ass beat #humbling him one ass whoopin at a time #SOMEDAY i will draw his redesign w a fullbody #theres not MUCH changed except for the gauntlet weapons and added harness #but it would be nice to draw it up to see his body type. very defined arms. very toned everywhere else. very Tall. very Legs. #very intimidating. someone who thoroughly enjoys throwing his muscle around to get what he wants. hes a brute and he embraces it #its just. well he has met a team that had their own muscle (ryuji and makoto) and hes a bit peeved that it doesnt work on them #sorry man; u gotta learn some new tricks heehee

[kedreeva]

So, I've been playing phasmophobia with a friend of mine, and "playing" is a loose term really. My controls do not work well since I don't even OWN a computer mouse (and the live ones object to being plugged in), so I'm mostly good for dying if I go into the houses much.

But what I AM good at is standing outside of the house fetching items and throwing them over the threshold for her so she doesn't have to walk to the truck. I'm also good at monitoring things inside the truck, and watching the door to alert her when the ghost is hunting if she's where she can't tell, as well as when it's over so she can come out. I can also look up stuff online if we have questions, without her having to stop paying attention to the dangerous ghosts.

And, importantly, if we load the game under my name, it doesn't matter if she dies. She doesn't lose any items, because it's my load. We can still make a guess and go home safely.

She's taken, lately, to finding random objects to hand back to me. I take screen shots when she does this, and name them things that seem logical at 10pm in the dark, but by the light of day are less so when I don't remember putting them there. These are titled "Potato Face" and "Dogframe" respectively.

#I thoroughly enjoy playing like this #and would happily play like this with others if you want to try #very low stakes and fun to have company #I'm VERY sad I can't keep my collected items #but I supposed it would just be theft #and it's not like you can get paid in potato #though that would be cool #I think if I was ghost hunting IRL I would be like #Ma'am we did manage to rid your house of the ghost but #we've trapped it in this potato #so I'm going to have to take it with me ok? #and she would be like yes that's fine #and then I would steal her potato #phasmophobia

[oh-wow-im-still-here]

#i would add 2ha but i think outside of mxtx's work it is the most popular. #the fanfic count compared to others on the poll are quite stark #i have read all the published volumes from every series on this list except guardian and ive thoroughly enjoyed them! #i would reccomend them highly to anyone who enjoyed any of mxtx's work👍 #well #after you read the content warnings of course #but anyways i have guardian on my shelf and im excited to start it sometime soon! #thousand autumns #stars of chaos #sha po lang #remnants of filth #yuwu #guardian #danmei

[uldahstreetrat]

I didn't sleep well so I woke up in a pretty bad mood today and this funny little boop event made the day just that much better fr

thank you to everyone who sent some my way I'll be sending out a fair amount more before I head off for the night I think <33

#genuinely i think today would have sucked a lot more for me without somethin silly to do like that #i have enjoyed smacking everyone thoroughly

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: Can I ask you a question?

Mike: How do you want to die?

Eddie: On a roller coaster, like, it was fun

Mike: You want to die on a roller coaster?? Like final destination?

Eddie: No, like having fun!

Mike: You want to die on a roller coaster having fun?

Eddie: At an old age

Mike: You- okay, so just- you want to die at an old age, on a roller coaster, having fun?

Eddie: Yes

Mike: Are you single?

Eddie: No, I’m married

Mike: That’s incredible because your standards are so high

Mike: You’re like, I want to be old, I want to be having fun, and I don’t want to see it coming

Mike: Wow, okay, how do you think you’re gonna die?

Eddie: I’m not a good driver-

#I think Eddie would actually thoroughly enjoy roller coasters they give him the same thrill as driving and are statistically less deadly #also the fact that Eddie was not old and was not having fun but definitely didn’t see his death coming 💀 #jk don’t hate me #but I’m right #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #mike hanlon #eddie kaspbrak #source: comedian #source: Taylor Tomlinson

[chipped-chimera]

Today in fish nonsense! 🐟🐠- Tank is good to go! Cool wood piece is cleaned and time to spend way too long on a plan painting.

More below the cut.

Tank has been set up, leak tested so it's good to go (after I overhauled the layout of my office ... still dealing with the fallout of that though lol) and the piece of jarrah/mirra? wood that my Dad grabbed from the tree he cut down on a farm (noting this specifically because it's actually now illegal to commercially harvest Jarrah in my state - this was on private property so it's legal) has had the absolute crap scrubbed out of it - I mean literally, in the process I found yet another interesting hole in it so that's cool, then high-pressure blasted with water so I am finally ready to think about scaping.

Which apparently means spending longer than I should drawing a plan lol. This piece is super awkward to work with I think - while functionally interesting it has a silhouette that makes me oscillate between 'boring' and 'awkward'. After talking to some artist friends, generally it was agreed I'd need to put more stuff in there to actually make it look better, right now naked glass is super harsh. Problem is, rocks and wood? Well in the aquarium hobby that shit is expensive. We're talking 60 AUD+ for pieces of wood. I mean they are fully cleaned and treated (?) and selected for being interesting, but I have a budget and I'd like to save as much of it as I can for more than just harscape sooooo planning is just the right idea here.

Thinking seiryu stone because I looooove the white veining through it, and then for the branches to break up the shape it's probably going to be spiderwood or something (as much as I love mopani wood I don't think it usually sells branched like this - but I will watch out for it) but the good part is these pieces are all probably going to be on the smaller side since I have my huge hunk of feature wood for free.

I don't know how this piece of wood will interact with inhabitants, I've soaked it for probably a month at this point to get a large amount of the tannins out (and I know it waterlogs, which is great because I won't have to play 'how long will this take to sink') but also to help the looser material come off so all I'm left with now is the hard stuff. It's also now sitting in the sun (and I mean sun - it is going to be 40C today and the next few days so that shit is gonna bake 💀) but prior to that has been sitting in the sun either here or the farm for a total of about idk ... at least a month? Maybe more?

I've struggled to find information on whether Jarrah or Mirra wood is safe beyond one post on a forum where someone-who-knew-someone at a local fish shop had put a piece of this in his store tank and all the fish died. Beyond that? no more context. According to my freshwater ecologist friend I caught up with, she thinks it's probably going to be okay given the amount of time/work put in. I have not done a bleach soak and I don't think I really need to given the amount of time it's been soaking in regular tap water (so already contains chlorine) and sun exposure. There will still probably be tannin leakage into the water but I'm okay with having a mild blackwater tank after seeing one in my LFS, I actually like the slight tannin tint of water and how it makes everything a little 'softer'. But I do ACTUALLY want to be able to see though lmao. I've also seen Jarrah seed pods sold locally specifically for blackwater tank setups so it might be fine?

Either way the plan is going to be: Scape, plant, cycle and then introduction of some cheap shrimp as my poor guinea pigs to see if that wood actually is awful.

Right now I'll just have to painstakingly go through plant choices and placement and making sure it lines up with the planned parameters for the community. I absolutely will take suggestions btw.

More soon. Fish nonsense will contain fish ... at some point. I swear lmao.

#kerytalk #aquablr #fishblr #my art #I guess even though this is a grossly overconfident doodle #aquascaping #yes that is a sandpit for enrichment #though I'm debating corydoras #I worry tetras + corydoras might be too much schooling happening for the eventual last edition - Betta fish #if not then it'll be tetras + one pleco #... I swear I saw a video of a pleco thoroughly enjoying burrowing in sand - I'd love that #yes all of this is primarily because I want a betta #but if I only get one tank ... go hard or go home right? #ngl considering getting a small 5-10 gallon for my bedroom for shrimp breeding so that could be a feasible second plan #in case the betta is an asshole #do not tell my parents lmao #I'd love a male in the tank but know it's probably not going to work so female is more likely - or at least plakat type #it's got quite a bit of height to traverse so I don't think anything with super big fins would be great - especially with age #even if I basically have a stepped up network of holes in this wood right to where it nearly touches the surface

[satans-knitwear]

Blonde bombshell moment, and it was a fun one 🖤✨

Treat me ~ Tip me

#Treat (lingerie wishlist) me (amazon wishlist) ~ Tip (pypl) me (cshpp) #Thoroughly enjoy looks like this!!! The vintage vixen vibes please me 💕✨ #Y'know. Its been MONTHS since ive done a proper lingerie haul. If i get a few more tips this month...i think i may indulge. For us. #And i mean a haul. I bet i can find a good sale somewhere so i can get a few fun sets in one go. Maybe. #Any tips or treats would be massively appreciated right now 💕 #Pinup girl #Pinup aesthetic #Alt pinup #satans knitwear #Pretty lingerie #Pasties #Nipple tassles #Underbust corset #Pvc corset #Corsetry #bi girl #uk girl #cheeky #wlw

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hey, what's ur favourite holiday btw? Bc mine's Halloween tbh- CANDY!

DITTO BABEY halloween is where it's at! although i will admit im Not a big candy person - sweet stuff isn't my area! unless it's Cake! even then I can't handle a lot at once!

but man, Halloween. i miss her. the vibes, the energy, the flair, the decorations, the spooky stuff, the Everything... she serves.

#bats cats witches werewolves vampires monsters purpleorangeblack costumes AGH #I COULD GO ON!!! #halloween is probably the only holiday i actually thoroughly enjoy #thanksgiving is second in line but Only when there's good food to eat #usually its quite lackluster so! its a far second! #but really halloween is up here #and the other hoildays are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down here #halloween is just... so glorious #and not nearly as twisted as the other ones #its just! Fun! the goal of it is to have fun!! #eat candy! dress up! decorate! #no real pressure no huge financial aspect or Family Gathering aspect #its just. yeah its fun its funky its Fresh #i would love to celebrate it again someday <3 #rambles from the bog #my only halloween complaint is the Spider popularity #thats like. the only facet i truly dislike #i dont do spiders!!! i simply do Not! #but everything else plain makes me happy #why cant all seasons be spooky season...

[lu-sn]

this is for @trueplainhearts. ines, i hope you have a peaceful and lovely and happy birthday ❤️ here is the sequel i've been cruelly gatekeeping for over half a year 😂

vegaspete, pole dancing, humor, explicit, 7K

“We are not,” Pete says, “putting the pole in the bedroom.”

Vegas saunters closer, hands reaching for Pete’s hips. “But then what’s the point,” he murmurs, “if I can’t watch you dance for me?”

Pete rolls his eyes. “You can’t keep your hands to yourself. I need to train in peace without you distracting me every five seconds.”

Vegas affects a hurt expression. “Pete, baby, I just want to appreciate everything you have to offer–”

“Liar,” Pete hisses. “You and I both know what happened last time.”

continued on ao3

#ines has internet wife privileges so she gets to do things like ask for fics i thought i would never write 😂 #but i thoroughly enjoyed writing this #and i hope people enjoy reading it!!! #kinnporsche #vegaspete #pete saengtham #vegas theerapanyakul #mine: fic

[josephslittledeputy]

Sidra Navros (various) - Enjoying the warmth inside with a lactose-free hot cocoa Celeste Night (og verse) - Gabriel insisted that Aidan should get to enjoy the holidays and Celeste didn't have enough energy to argue, so she's indulging him for once Lacy Cunningham (c*d) - Well, she only stepped out to grab a few things but... it seems she brought half the store back with her. But how can she not fully indulge in the holidays when she's got a kiddo at the perfect age that makes the holidays so much fun?

Tagged by @carlosoliveiraa a hot minute ago to do this meiker, thank you!

I haven't seen many people do this one yet, so if you've already been tagged, my apologies! @inafieldofdaisies @adelaidedrubman @clicheantagonist @cassietrn @simplegenius042 @g0dspeeed @marivenah @purplehairsecretlair @direwombat @socially-awkward-skeleton @alexxmason

#im sorry for the massive amount of tags i just havent done any kind of tag game in a hot minute so i figured id send out all the tags lol #Sid would argue why buy presents when she *is* a gift 🤡 but she'd also definitely spoil her loved ones #Celeste is just happy that Gabriel & Aidan have something to preoccupy themselves with instead of bothering her for once 😅 #New oc drop; Lacy! :) Surely nothing tragic will happen to her!!! Anyway she really is worlds best mum though & thoroughly enjoys #celebrating the holidays with her family 🥺 #Also Celeste & Lacy are bona fide winter enjoyers... they both love the cold and the snow #oc: sidra navros #oc: celeste night #oc: lacy cunningham

[sexiest-objects-tournament]

I HATE U FOR MAKING ME PICK WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO YOUR FELLOW ASEXUAL /lh

"why"? oh, i'll tell you. but it's a secret between you and me, ok? this whole tournament happened simply because i wanted to make a post of WatchMojo's Top Ten Objects That Are Sex, but needed additional data.

that's right. it was all a ploy- i'm using you, and all of my followers, for data. i'm just as bad as mr zuckerberg.

hope this helps!

#the first paragraph is true #the rest of it is not #i am thoroughly enjoying reading the propaganda and persuasion and outrage in the notes #yall have been great and this is going a lot better than i expected #i thought maybe my friends would follow but we're getting hundreds of votes!!!!

[nocakesformissedith]

Imagine Yellowjackets had come out in like 2012…. there would have been so many This Is War fanvideos

#they would have been Awful #and I would have thoroughly enjoyed watching them #yellowjackets #I’m just getting restless waiting for the work day to be over ll

[pythiaswine]

CAN I JUST TALK ABOUT HOW BAD I WANTED LMM TO LEGITIMIZE LAMS but i kept being let down over and over again like ughhhh. first he gives the Angelica relationship a whole song and subplot and yes it was great, the whole musical's a lyrical, compositional, choreographed masterpiece BUT WE AREN'T HERE TO DISCUSS THAT. we are here to talk about how his source material was biased because Chernow gave breath to the Angelica thing, as improbable as it was (especially compared to the probability of the Laurens/Hamilton relationship? homophobia.) but then picture it, I'm a young, naïve teenager, I'm very fixated on lams and history, I loved the Hamilton musical, was a Hamilton teen and that part of me is irreparably burned into my brain. then LMM drops this sneaky little tidbit like the beacon of wisdom his fans see him as bc he wrote a historical self-insert fanfic for broadway, he says the Laurens/Hamilton relationship was real. great! but he didn't actually put it in the musical and that disappointed me. And damn, okay, he had a few lines here and there in the off-broadway version that were cut but maybe that wasn't his fault or maybe he planned on fleshing it out more and had to cut it down to make it more palatable for the people sponsoring his ride to broadway, a pathetic excuse but it could make sense. For all that, I could have forgiven, forgotten, etc etc... but I will NEVER forget naïvely believing during the year the Hamildrops were released that we'd finally get a Laurens/Hamilton song. In April it didn't happen, I thought okay, maybe pride month. Didn't happen in pride month. Didn't even happen in September or October, or as a last-minute gay reveal in December. It just didn't happen at all. We even got some covers of songs that already existed without notable variations on the lyrics and it's like... bro couldn't have done the bare minimum and had a Laurens cover of Satisfied? That's the moment I was let down for real. I had truly BELIEVED that because he said himself that the Laurens/Hamilton relationship was real, he'd actually follow through on something that could be digested by the fans more than a forgotten tweet. but damn it hurt. absolutely no queer representation in a musical about Alexander Hamilton. bro. to play devil's advocate, there is no way to "prove" hamilton wasn't straight (eye-roll) but it's not like Hamilton: An American Musical is historically accurate in the least. It's embellished, fun, glamorous. It paints people in their best (unless you're charles lee lol) considering it's about a bunch of people who definitely were not kickass abolitionist BIPOC, but because LMM found it important to represent America today, he made the cast very inclusive to cultures and ethnicities of those these historical figures oppressed. so why can't he fictionalize the story a bit more? it's not even FICTION BRO it's literally more provable (and less problematic and more interesting) than the Angelica/Hamilton affair so WHYYYY. all i mean to say is, i was very let down and i can't appreciate the musical or LMM the same as I did when i was younger because now it gives me the straight-man ick. the "yeah they were gay!" for ++ points with the lgbtq+ fans but a severe lack of action. i hate that shit. real allies would say "fuck your homophobia, i'm publishing my art as it is even if i face backlash and censorship," because that's how shit gets done. it really really let me down, that's all, good night.

#also cheering for me now and found/tonight sucked #sorry to anybody who likes those songs #but you have to admit they were the weakest links #ben franklin's song was fun #weird al's was... interesting. not as good as the hamilton in 7 minutes a capella but whatever #i thoroughly enjoyed wrote my way out because hurricane was one of the most powerful songs to me #helpless by the regrettes was fun #but heterosexual #alexander hamilton #hamilton musical #lin manuel miranda #can we talk abt lmm x reader fics because i hate them. #lams #historical lams #ron chernow #explain why hamildrops included both a cover of burn and then first burn as well?? god just have anthony ramos cover Satisfied #it would have sedated me #historical john laurens #john laurens #lams deserved a song. #hamildrops #my post

[steakout-05]

"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic."

neurotypicals describing the way i infodump about my special interests to them

#star trek tng #captain picard #quote #autism #you will get a 3 hour lecture on garfield lore instead of whatever we were talking about before guaranteed #ironically i would infodump to someone about star trek for several hours straight #and it would be an incredibly unbroken sentence because guess who just got a new interest #also i have this quote permanently burned into my brain because of The Picard Song #my dad showed it to me when i was a little kid and it has lived in my brain ever since #even more so now that i'm actively watching tng #i found a website where i can get star trek in hd and i am thoroughly enjoying it :) #infodumping