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incorrect-losers · 23 hours
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*Ding Dong*
Bill: *Opens the door*
Bill: Ben! You’re early!
Ben: Okay I’ll leave
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incorrect-losers · 2 days
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Richie: I talk loudly in libraries
Richie: And I swim directly after I eat
Richie: I don’t care
Richie: So remember, this is Tozier’s world, you’re just living in it
Richie: Tozier or die
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incorrect-losers · 3 days
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Eddie: *Tries to open the door*
Eddie: It’s locked
Bill: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty
Bill: *Punches the door until it opens*
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incorrect-losers · 4 days
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Went: This whole situation is absurd
Maggie: Hey, you gotta fight crazy with crazy
Went: Well, Richie gets this from your side of the family
Maggie: You don’t think I know that?
Maggie: *laughs hysterically*
Went: What are you doing?
Maggie: Hahaha haHa
Went: Stop that
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incorrect-losers · 5 days
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Bev: For some reason, when I meet men, they act as if I’m going to do something horrible to them
Eddie: But you probably would do something horrible to them
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incorrect-losers · 6 days
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Eddie: Me and Richie go through your stuff all the time. Why does your family keep bread in the freezer?
Richie: And why does the mirror say "You’re special" when you fog it up?
Bill: I do not have to answer—YOU TOOK A SHOWER?!?
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incorrect-losers · 7 days
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Eddie: How the hell do you spell shofur?
Stan: Chauffeur
Eddie:
Eddie: Oh, fancy pants Rich McGee over here, fuck you
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incorrect-losers · 8 days
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Bill: *In a tussle with Pennywise*
Richie: *Struggling to aim a rock*
Ben: What are you waiting for?! Take the shot!
Richie: I can’t! I can’t risk hurting my best friend!
Stan: Dude! I thought I was your best friend!
Richie: Right, sorry! I mean, my second best friend!
Bev: I thought I was your second best friend!
Richie: No, you’re my best friend on the girl list!
Bev: You can’t have a second list for girls!
Richie: Well, I do! It's pink and the "I"s are dotted with puffy hearts!
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incorrect-losers · 9 days
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Bev: Do you think men deserve rights?
Georgie: Bing Bong!
Bev: You heard him! BING BONG!
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incorrect-losers · 10 days
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Mike: You’re in denial
Bill: I'm comfortable with that
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incorrect-losers · 11 days
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Richie *coming out*: I don’t like… women
The losers:
Eddie: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!
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incorrect-losers · 12 days
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Bill: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?
Bev: What did you say?
Bill: I said-
Bill: *Sees Mike gesturing outside the window*
Bill: Mike?
Bev: Mike?
Bill: No! No, that's not what I was going to say!
Bev: Bill, you're not making any sense
Bill: I mean, sure, he's handsome, he's rugged, but–
Bill: I have to go
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incorrect-losers · 13 days
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Ben: I’m forever alone
Richie: You got me
Ben: No like, someone that makes me feel better
Richie: I could make you feel better
Richie: I’ll suck your di-
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incorrect-losers · 14 days
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Eddie: I’d like to take some of your blood
Mike: …A totally normal request
Mike: This is in case what’s happening to me isn’t purely psychological?
Eddie: Yes
Mike: You have a very strange way of showing you care. But I appreciate it
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incorrect-losers · 15 days
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Stan: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?
Richie: What's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?
Stan: EVERYTHING! EVERY FUCKING THING!!
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incorrect-losers · 16 days
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Mike: It’s Patrick …he’s dead
Bev: Oh no, not the psychopath- what do you want me to say?
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incorrect-losers · 17 days
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Richie: I can't please everyone …but I can annoy everyone
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