Tim: *tries to open the door*
Tim: It's locked.
Kon, rolling up his sleeves: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty.
Kon: *punches the door until it breaks*
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Lan Qiren: I weep for your offspring, and pray I'm retired by the time they reach High School.
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Eddie: *Tries to open the door*
Eddie: It’s locked
Bill: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty
Bill: *Punches the door until it opens*
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SMG4: Dang, the doors locked.
SMG3: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty.
SMG3: *Throws a brick through the window*
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Bree: *tries to open the door*
Bree: It’s locked.
Sel, rolling up his sleeves: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty.
Sel: *punches the door until it breaks*
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Caitlyn, trying to open a door: It's locked.
Vi, rolling up her sleeves: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty.
Vi: *punches the door until it breaks*
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Galadriel: [*tries to open the door*]
Halbrand: It's locked.
Galadriel, rolling up her sleeves: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty.
Galadriel: [*punches the door until it breaks*]
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Incorrect Skyrim Quotes
Ancano: I am your doom-
Ancano: Did… did you just hit me with a- pillow?
Circe: Yeah.
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Bruce to Tim after his 16th birthday:
“Fear heightens your senses, fear keeps you alive. Arrogance gets you killed.”
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Tang: IT'S LIVING THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT!
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Cassian: Allow me! Locks are my specialty!
Cassian: [yeets a brick through the window]
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Gortash: Ah, Tav.
Tav: Lord Gortash.
Gortash: Please, my friends call me Enver.
Tav: What do your enemies call you?
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Asta, trying to open a door: It’s locked.
Magna: Don’t worry, locks are my specialty.
Magna: [throws brick through window]
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Chuchu: Please. Picking locks is my speciality.
Chuchu: [throws brick through window]
Chuchu: Okay,let’s go!
Nika:
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Geoffrey: Allow me, locks are my specialty.
Geoffrey: *throws a brick through the window*
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Azz: The door is locked!
Sabro: Please. Locks are my specialty. *smashes in the window*
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