#if they were a RWBY team they would be BAGS

[nefelibatat]

So there's this character who…

is a survivor of abuse

used to do morally questionable things but redeemed themself early into the series

has a birthday on this exact day (January 19th)

Did you get it? Because there are actually four correct answers here.

Happy birthday to Adora, Soren, Blake, and Gaara!

#if they were a RWBY team they would be BAGS #She-Ra and the Princesses of Power #SPoP #RWBY #The Dragon Prince #TDP #Naruto #Adora #Blake Belladonna #Soren #Gaara

[the-ultimate-puppteer]

I just found your page and I can’t stop reading your headcanons! I do have a request for all of team RWBY (Even though I know you said a limit of three characters) This doesn’t have to be a poly ship.

How would team RWBY to finding out their boyfriend is a masked superhero? The kind that gets mentioned on the news and on the internet. They don’t tell team RWBY who they are, but they find evidence like the mask in their bag, or their secret stash of gear and tools.

Team RWBY discovering their Shared Boyfriend is a masked superhero

•To dive right Into it the girls were worried about you like super worried about you

•You were tired all the time and were acting introverted and asocial… well more than you usually are

•They thought of ways to approach you about your current state but none of them knew how

•Yang and Blake though that they should just go at it the same way Yang got Blake outta her funk

•Though that fell flat when they realized they didn't even know what the cause was

•That's when Ruby came up with the brilliant idea to snoop around you're room to try and find clues

•Needless to say the rest of the team was in

•What they found however wasn't what they were expecting

•They found all types of gadgets in hidden places in your room and they also found trauma kits which was very worrying

•They also found quite a stockpile of dust which made them worried that it was stolen which brought up a whole new issue

•That's when they found it, the mask and hoodie you were when you go out to fight crime

•That when it all clicked, it's also when you entered into your dorm room

•Chaos ensued after that

•Ruby being Ruby had the most vibrant reaction shouting out that you were the vigilante thatha been appearing on the news and how cool it was

•Yang being almost as loud commented that it was actually pretty cool and flirtatious commented about how she's the girlfriend of a superstud now

•Blake being the calmest of the bunch said how everything makes way more sense now and pouted a bit saying why didn't you tell them

•Weiss being weiss scolded you about how you haven't been getting enough rest and about how dangerous what you were doing was but that she supports you and just wants you to take better care of yourself

•You being you took it all in stride and promised everyone that you take better care of yourself, but you felt the need to bring up that they could've just asked what was going on with you and you'd have told them

•Then you teased them about being so concerned for him that they couldn't help but snoop into your business, saying they must really be smitten with you

•Needless to say that ended up with a very embarrassed Team RWBY

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[arc-misadventures]

Would You Keep It Down

The quartet of hero’s burst through the doors to the Grimm King’s castle, weapons held at the ready, all of them prepared for a fight unlike any other. A battle that could change the fate of the world…

Ruby: Stand aside Grimm King! We are here to vanquish you, and restore peace to the lands! Prepare to face the might of team… RWBY…?

Weiss: W-What the hell…?

Yang: Who the hell is that?!

Blake: T-That can’t be… Is that the Grimm King?!

They had expect some sort of Grimm monster! A beast of unimaginable design, and appearance. An eldritch monster that haunted a mans dreams to hell, and back. They did not expect a blond haired, blue eyed man in his early twenties, hunched over wearing light blue bed robes, and what they swear to be, Pumpkin Pete’s slippers…

: Don’t take this the wrong way but, who the hell are you…?

The man seemed tired beyond belief as he lazily drank from what appeared to be a coffee mug with the, Pumpkin Pete’s head on it. Dark bags rested under his eyes as he gazed upon them like they were the greatest inconvenience to grace his path.

Ruby: We are the hero of Remmnant sent here to…?!

: Would you keep it down. This place has an echo like a banshee. And, no one is in a mood for some uncivilized bunch of vagabonds to burst into their home, and start screaming about… Whatever it was you were going to say.

Weiss: Vagabonds?!

: Shhh!

Weiss, coiled back as the sharp retort of this mysterious individual. He soon turned to, Ruby, rolling his hand in a gesture to continue speaking.

Ruby: W-We are the band of Hero’s sent here to slay the, Grimm King. So, prepare yourself, you vile fiend, and pray to whatever gods you hold dear for a quick death.

The hunched individual soon took a small slurp of his drink before he addressed the party of hero’s.

: First off, thank you for being so quiet…

Ruby: Your welcome~!

Yang: Ruby?!

Ruby: What?

Yang: Quit being friendly to the, Grimm King?!

Ruby: Oh… Sorry…

: Secondly, I am not the, Grimm King… Technically speaking there isn’t a Grimm King…

Weiss: Wait, what?!

Ruby: Shh!

Weiss: Don’t you sush me!

Blake: If there isn’t a, Grimm King, then who are you?

: I am the consort to her majesty, Salem, The Grimm Emperess. My name is, Jaune Arc, and I ask you again, to remain quiet.

Ruby: Consort?

Blake: It means spouse… Particularly one who is married to royalty.

Yang: Wait, you’re married to the Grimm King?!

Jaune: One: Grimm Empress. Two: quiet. Three: Yes, yes I am.

Yang: But, she’s a Grimm

Jaune: If you are assuming I married a Beowulf, or some other humanoid Grimm, I can assure you, you are sorely mistaken. My wife has a very human appearance, one may mistake her for a, faunas in all honesty.

Ruby: Oh, okay… At least we know what to look for…

Jaune: And, why would you want to meet her, Highness for?

Ruby: To kill… her…

Jaune: Ah, should have seen that one coming…

Weiss: So stand aside you monster! Or, we’ll be forced to kill you too!

Jaune: Haa… It’s too early for this kind of bullshit… No, no I’m not moving, and no you won’t be killing my wife.

Yang: What makes you think you can stop us!

Jaune: Quiet.

Yang: Oh, sorry.

Weiss: Quit apologizing to this monster?!

Blake: Why not; why can’t we kill her.

Jaune: Because she immortal; My, Empress has lived for a millennia, and will live for a millennia more. You could bash her brains out, decapitate her, hell, even incinerate her, and she just come back like it was a mild inconvenience. And, trust me, I’ve seen her do it… It’s unnerving…

Ruby: B-But, how else are we supposed to rid the world of the Grimm?

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Weiss: The Grimm Empress is in control of all of the Grimm around the world, if we slay her, we can free the world of the, Grimm menace.

Jaune: Pfft! No you won’t…

The Empress Consort chuckled softly as he took another sip of his coffee, before gently swirling it around, looking down at the group of fools they really were.

RWBY: Eh?

Jaune: The Grimm are beings as old as time itself. They are in fact far, far older than my wife is. She can control them, yes, but her death will not dispell the Grimm from creation. Besides, they haven’t been bothering you in your precious little cities too much now have they?

Blake: What do you mean, too much?

Jaune: Haa… I mean this… (Snap)

With a flick of the wrist, he silently snapped his fingers, and a small horde of Beowulfs emerged from the shadows, surrounding them in seconds. Teeth bare, and snarling snouts surround ling them. The party soon stood, back to back, weapons held at the ready, as they prepared for a fight.

Jaune: Her Majesty could simply snap her fingers like so, and waves upon waves of Grimm would come crashing down upon your precious little cities till they were nothing, but smoke, and pile of broken rubble. However, we won’t be doing that…

Yang: And, why not?!

Jaune: Quiet…

Weiss: Grr… Just tell us…

Jaune: Haa… (Snap)

Another quick yet silent snap of the fingers, and the horde of Beowulfs silently left the halls back to where ever they came from. Giving time for the party to relax, but only a little.

Jaune: Her Majesty, and myself have much more important things to handle than dealing with Ozpin, and his little shadow war. Please leave, and tell him to leave his ex-wife alone.

Ruby: Wait… Ozpin, was married to the Grimm Empress…?

Jaune: Yes, and no. Back then he was, Ozma, but that was lifetimes ago. Much has changed since then.

Blake: But, if it happened lifetimes ago… Why are they still fighting?

Jaune: Beat the answer out of, Ozpin. I’m too tired to explain that, and pardon my language, that clusterfuck. Just leave, and leave us alone. We care not for his stupid little war, and we’d prefer it if we were left alone…

Weiss: T-This is ridiculous?!

Ruby: Weiss keep it down…!

Weiss: No! We came too far to allow this thing to stop us! Sacrificed too much to end here! And, we will not allow it to…?!

In the time it took to blink, the Empress’s Consort was upon, Weiss. But, no longer was the man they saw before was there anymore; Instead of Caucasian skin, golden hair, and striking blue eyes, was now an almost pale, corpse like skin, hair as white as bones, and eyes as red a freshly spilt blood. A Grimm of human’s stood before them, one struggling to contain its murderous rage.

It held Weiss’s mouth shut with a firce grip, he soon spoke with a voice of barely contained rage, as he stared down the frightened little girl of ice, and snow.

Jaune: SHUT. UP…

Blake: W-What the hell…?!

Yang: When the fuck did he bet there?!

Ruby: We’re sorry, so, so sorry! S-She’s Atlasian…?! Y-You know how uptight they get? Hehe…?!

Jaune: Hmm… Your promise to stop yelling, or must I slit your throat, so the last sound you ever make, is the sound of you choking to death on your own blood…?

Weiss’s eyes widened in raw fear as she frantically nodded her head, for she knew if this… thing wanted her dead, she would dead before she even realized it.

Jaune: Good…

Weiss: I-I-I’ll be quiet I swear! Quiet as a mouse!

She whispered softly as, Jaune let her go, his more bone coloured visage slowly disappearing to make him look more human in nature.

Yang: So… W-What was that… thing you just were?

Jaune: That is my, Grimm side… her majesty looks like that all the time, but far more elegant than I ever could.

Yang: Cool.

Blake: Seriously?

Yang: What, I think it’s cool, in that scary cool kind of way.

Weiss: Really?

Ruby: I think it’s scary cool too. Mostly scary though.

Jaune: Thank you… Now please… Leave. Her Majesty has far more pressing matters to attend… You lot will be just a distraction, one I will deal with if you get in our way.

Ruby: O-Okay… We’ll go… Bye~!

Weiss: Are we seriously going?!

Blake: Weiss, he could have killed you in the time it took us to blink! Do you seriously think we can win against that?!

Weiss: N-Noo…

Yang: Good them, we’re leaving… Bye, Mr. Arc…?

Jaune: Bye…

Blake: Let’s go guys, we need to have a word to, Ozpin about… all of this?

Ruby: Yeah, lets go before…?!

(CRASH!!!)

Yang: Something like that happens…?

Ruby: Yeah…

Ruby scythe, simply called Crescent Rose, a powerful, and deadly weapon unlike any other. However, it was bug, and bulky, and if it’s master, Ruby Rose wasn’t careful, she could easy hit something, just like the vase she just knocked over, where it’s shattering echoed through out the empty halls of the Grimm Empress’s Castle.

And all, Ruby could do was slowy turn her face towards the, Empress’s Consort with a sorry smile on her face, and a look of dread in her eyes.

Ruby: S-S-Sorry…?

Jaune: Haa… Don’t worry… I won’t kill you…

Ruby: R-Really…?!

Jaune: Yes… I won’t kill you…

Ruby: B-B-But why…?!

Jaune: Honestly… I hated that vase with a passion… So I won’t kill you…

Ruby: Oh! Thank you! Thankyouthankthankyou!

Jaune: However… She…

All froze as they heard a small cry echo throughout the halls of the castle. All recoiled in shock, and all, Arc did was drop his shoulders and sigh as he gave, Ruby a sad stare.

Jaune: She’s… She’s going to kill you though…

Ruby: Oh no…

Silence echoed throughout the hall as the sound of crying grew louder, and louder, and then, Salem the Grimm Empress appeared. Her bone white hair, frazzled, and uneven. Skin as pale as a corpse, covered by black veins in her skin, carried dark, and heavy bags under her eyes, blood red eyes. Her ghostly appearance was terrifying, and unnerving sending a chill down the spine of the group of hero’s. But, one thing about her stood above all.

There was a baby in her arms.

Salem: Whooo… Who woke the baby?!

The small child, no more than one year old, cried in the arms of the Grimm Empress. No doubt having been awoken from its slumber because of the crashing of the vase.

Jaune: It was… the red one… I-I didn’t get her name… I-I’m too tired to deal with this… I told them to leave… Then she knocked over that vase… And, yeah… woke, Thiriana up…

Salem: Which vase?!

Jaune: The one my mother got us…

Salem: That weird polka doted one that messed with the… Funksway of the castle?

Jaune: Yeah that one…

Jaune tiredly took a swig of his coffee before regretting the fact it was now cold. All the while, Salem smiled deviously as she looked at, Ruby with a mad look in her eyes.

Salem: Tell me… what is your name little girl dressed in red?

Ruby: R-Ruby… Ruby Rose!

Salem: Well then, Miss Ruby Rose, I thank you for ridding us of that most appalling vase. Considering the nature to our connection to it, we couldn’t dispose of it ourselves…

Jaune: Though we really wanted to…

Ruby: So… Does that mean you won’t kill me…?

Salem: No, I will kill you, I’ll just make sure its a quick death!

Ruby: Oh no…

Salem raised her hand in the air, untold possibilities lay within that hand, one Ruby was willing to face head on. Nut, before she could, someone else screamed out against such am act of violence. Or, one could say so at least, for one never entirely knows why babies will cry.

Salem: Oh no… Shh, shh, shhhh… It’s okay darling, mommy’s just dealing with some interlopers. These no meed to cry now.

As she gently rocked back her child, the blanket fell of revealing a small girl with Caucasian girl, with bone white hair, and deep gleaming sapphire eyes.

Salem: Haa… I just barely got her to sleep… now she’s wide awake again…?!

Before Salem, not Jaune could react, the unexpected happened, faster than the blink of an eye, Yang Xiao Long, and Weiss Schmee were before, Salem, cooing at the child with stars in their eyes.

WY: Ooooooo~! She’s so cute!!!

Jaune: What the?!

Yang: Look at her little hands, trying to grab my finger~!

Weiss: And, look at those beautiful little eyes of hers~! She going to be absolutely gorgeous when she grows up~!

Yang: Can I hold her?

Salem, and Jaune shared a look before, Jaune tiredly shrugged his shoulders. Salem bit her lip as she reluctantly gave, Yang her daughter, who held the child as if she was holding the worlds most delicate glass sculpture. Tears started to well up in, Yang’s eyes as she stared at the little bundle of joy within her arms.

Yang: She’s perfect…

Weiss: I want six like her when I grow up…

Jaune stared at the two no doubt now baby crazed woman as he looked out as the other two awkwardly stood there before looking at his exhausted wife. And, a small idea formed in his head.

Jaune: Let’s make a deal, Team RWBY…

Ruby: W-What kind of deal…?

Jaune: A simple one, you watch over our daughter for a while, and we promise not to kill you; easy enough right?

RWBY: What?!

Salem: Jaune?! You can’t be serious?!

Jaune: Why not? Something tells me we can trust these two to watch over her. And, besides…

Jaune picked up his, Empress with a startled squeak in his arms in a bridle carry.

Jaune: We can finally get some undesterbed sleep~!

Salem: Sleeeeeeeeep…

Jaune: So, What do you guys say, do we have a deal?

WY: Yes!

Ruby: What?!

Blake: Are you sure your wife will agree with such an idea? I mean we did come here to kill you, so…?

Jaune: Are you kidding? You couldn’t even if you tried. Besides, she’s already asleep.

The quartet looked down, and saw that, Salem was already fast asleep against, Jaune’s chest.

Ruby: Wow… she must be exhausted…

Jaune: Even the undying need their rest… Okay, so we have a deal?

Ruby: Okay… We have a deal.

Jaune: Marvellous~! Head down that hall way, third door on the left is the play room, you’ll find her toys, and a tv, all that stuff to distract a child’s spastic mind.

Ruby: Got it.

Jaune: Further down the hall is the bathroom, and the kitchen. You’ll find plenty of baby food for her down there, don’t grab the squash, she hates squash.

Yang: Smart kind.

Jaune: Okay… We’ll be on our way.

Ruby: Hope you sleep well, Mr. Arc!

Jaune: Thank you, Ruby.

Jaune was making his way down the opposite hall with his sleeping wife in his arms before he stop, and turns to face the group. A noticeable chill soon descended across the halls as they gazed upon him.

Jaune: A bit of a warning… Harm so much as one hair hair upon her head, I’ll break all the bones in your limbs, leave you laying on the ground watching helplessly as we destroy one of your precious little cities, and thats if I get to you first. Understood…?

Ruby: P-P-Perfectly! Not even a hair!

Jaune: Good…

Soon the duo disappeared down the halls of the castle, leaving quartet alone, where Ruby fell to her knees clutching her chest, breathing heavily.

Ruby: All of my life flashed before my eyes?!! It was really boring…

Yang: Well… Lets go take care of this little angel~!

Weiss: Can I hold her, Yang?

Yang: In a bit.

Weiss: Nawww…

Blake: Wait hold on guys… You can’t be serious?

Ruby: About what?

Blake: Watching over those things… kid?! Shouldn’t we use this time to escape?!

Yang: Blake, it’s a kid. We can handle this.

Blake: But it’s still their kid?!

Weiss: Blake, those to could have killed us with a snap of their fingers, the worst this baby can do is throw up on you. Which would you prefer to deal with?

Blake: W-Well…?

Ruby, Yang, and Weiss could only stare at their faunas friend dumbstruck. For out of everything they had gone through in the past ten minutes, this was too much to handle.

Ruby: Pathetic…

Blake: Hey?!

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby salem #jaune x salem #salem x jaune #rwby grimmknight #rwby ozpin #rwby ozma

[rachetmath]

RWBY Villains

 Me: Hello RWBY villains how are you today?

HAWC: Hey.

Me: Great now let’s get down to business. Um, how did all of you fumble the bag so badly?

HAWC: Whoa!!!

Me: Like ya’ll weren’t even Anime or video game villains. Ya’ll were Disney-level villains.

Adam: Disney? Oh no, I should at least be on Vergil's level.

Me: Oh no. Sh-shut your ass up. You were one of my favorite characters. Like you were awesome at the beginning but you were completely terrible.

Adam: Hey my death wasn’t that bad.

Me: You served as a bridge to Bumblebee. Bro you barely had a role in volume six. You were barely a character.

Adam: Fine. I’ll bite. What was wrong with me?

Me: In volume three, you swore to Blake that you would take everything she ever loved. In volume five, you sent minions to take care of Blake's family.

Adam: Okay but I was at Mistral helping Cinder.

Me: Which is fine. Until Blake showed up and one-shot you. And you were willing to kill yourself along with your troops.

Adam: Oh.

Me: Then on the train, volume six, you had team JNPR, one of Blake’s friends and you didn’t try to off any of them.

Adam: I was on a train.

Me: Full of human civilians. One seemingly trained huntsman. And three rookies. Are you serious?

Adam: Um.

Me: Next, and this has been on my mind for the longest. How, on earth, did you manage to find Blake?

Adam: Uh.

Me: Like were you camping at some random station hoping Blake will see you? Did you somehow know where they were going? If so that means Oscar’s to blame because that must be how he broke back into Saph’s house.

Adam: Mm.

Me: Are you telling me that Blake’s ass cheeks are so big that you were able to track her down with just your ears? Seriously cause that’s impossible cause Harriet got better cheeks than her.

Adam: Aw man.

Watts: It ‘s okay young lad. You were just not as smart as I was.

Me: Brother your plan only  worked because everyone was stupid.

Watts: What?

Me: Man a drunk housewife proved you were alive and helped Weiss’s father win.

Watts: Minor.

Me: You had Tyrian kill a bunch of people. Only to frame Penny but guess what she had a whole recording of the events. Literally, your plan wouldn’t have worked if any of the characters have asked, “Why is Tyrian here?”

Watts: Well I hacked into Penny so that way she could self-destruct if she opens the vault.

Me:

Me: Really? Oh, that’s great. Let’s give him a hand everybody He did hack into Penny.  *stops clapping*.Too bad he fumbled on that too.

Watts: What? Impossible.

Me: Oh, so instead of you reprogramming her to simply kill herself when she opens the vault. You could have reprogrammed her to follow your every command or better yet Salem’s making her a soulless killing machine. Not only would you’ve had a powerful android but another maiden, who will actually follow your orders. Basically making Cinder useless.

Watts: Oh my god.

Me: And you died along with Ironwood. Cinder didn’t even bother to remember you. Hell, she may have planned that shit.  In fact, she took credit for all of your hard work. You died like an idiot!

Watts: No. NOOOOOO! I wasted my life.

Me: *sigh* Now for you.

Hazel: Wait a minute. I am supposed to be a redeemed man.

Me: Hazel, you killed people. You served Salem after figuring out she’s immortal. In fact, you had Ironwood scared of you. You had Oscar and Ozpin right in front of you.

Hazel: Your point..

Me: Hazel, I’m not going to lie. I would’ve straight up committed.

Hazel: What? No.

Me: Okay fine, but why did take Oscar, who has no idea how you feel at all because he hasn’t lost a damn thing, to change your mind?

Hazel: He told me the truth.

Me: You mean the same truth you tortured him for.

Hazel: Um.

Me: Then when he told you that you snapped at him afterward for it.

Hazel: Oh.

Me: Then you had to release him because you didn’t believe him. When you could’ve just called Jinn’s name and seen if she appears before you then made a decision.

Hazel: Oh. But I did exactly like my sister would have done. I fought the good fight.

Me: Hazel she wasn’t even a huntress she was still a student. Matter of fact why should I care about what your sister would’ve done if I had never seen her?

Hazel: Um.

Me: *sigh* (This is why I think Jaune should’ve fought Hazel.)

Roman: Okay so what about us?

Me: Roman you good. You had three good volumes. You were decent.

Roman: Alright.

Ironwood: And-

Me: Ironwood you’re not a villain, you’re a broken man. In fact, you were following your heart but not your mind.

Ironwood. O. Thank you.

Cat: Well certainly I don’t need to be lectured then. I’ve have great.

Me: oh hell no. You, dirty, down-bad feline pedophile. 

Cat: Hey.

Me: Dude. What the hell were you thinking?  Were high on cat nip or something?

Cat: What was wrong with me trying to get to Remnant?

Me: Okay let start with the fact that you tried to posses Ruby first. Then fully tooken control of Neo. Yet Jaune who was in Ever After for years, and was already going through a mental breakdown. Which you called out by the way. Never crossed your mind.

Cat: uh.

Me: Cat think about it. Neo is their enemy. Jaune is their friend. Not only that, unlike Neo, Jaune, after many years still wanted to go home. You couldn't have used that against him or used his friends against him to weaken him. So you can take his body and leave.

Cat: Oh. 

Me: Bro, you were going up against team RWBY, the story's main characters. They weren't even holding back and you were still giving them work. But if you had Jaune’s body wouldn't they have held back just a little bit to give you an edge?

Cat: Oh my god.

Me: Plus Jaune’s semblance amplifies the user's abilities. 

Cat: I may would’ve been able to kill them.

Me: So you just proved Jaune is stronger than Ruby. Both physically and mentally. Good job. But you want to know what made all that so pointless. What made you the worst villain of all time than Salem? Bro, you could have actually achieved your goal.

Cat: Yes  If it wasn't for Alyx.

Me: No you mother pussy fucker. You could've just gone back with Lewis.

Cat: *shocked after a realization*

Me: Bro, Lewis was already planning to leave Ever After. You couldn't take the time to ask, "Hey Lewis. Since your sister is staying in Ever After, forever possibly, can I go with you to Remnant instead?" Alyx would have basically kept her promise to you. But no you wanted Alyx to leave. And when she refused you killed her. Great job, you have proven to be a pedophile psychopath.

Cat:

Me: Okay so hope all of you realize how much of a disappointment you all have been. And how replaceable you are. Especially you two. Watts and Hazel.

Watts: Who can possibly replace me?

Me: Pietro for starters. He made Penny. And after getting screwed over by the heroes. I’ll say he’ll want some payback. But if I were to go with someone better than I say…  Dr. Merlot.

Watts:.... 

Me: He had his own island. His own company. He seems to be more interested in the Grimm than human beings. And Salem controls the Grimm. So imagine, him teaming up with Salem to revolutionize the Grimm research and make the Grimm into a more deadly and effective.  I mean he’s done it before. 

Watts: Fair point.

Hazel: And me?

Me: Hazel, Junior can make a better villain than you. Anyone can be better than you. But I might as well say  Miss Malachite needs to make a return. Junior really just needs better help and him and Malachite combine their efforts they can almost run a business and a city. Not only that they have spies everywhere so information ain’t so hard to find.

Hazel: Dang.

#rwby #ruby rose #jaune arc #rwby curious cat #hazel rainart #arthur watts #rwby watts #adam taurus #rwby junior #miss malachite #Oscar Pine #roman torchwick #james ironwood

[epic-arc]

Spider Knight 5: The Spider in the Storm.

Team rwby and jnpr were in the lab that had just come out of renovations after the vulture fight and nora is looking at a vat full of electric eels and jaune walks over and pokes her shoulder with a curious expression.

Jaune: You seem pretty fixated on these eels what's so interesting about them other than giving off electricity.

Nora: Man I just think they're really cool having the ability to generate their own energy and release it in the form of a defense and is very similar to my semblance! Well i mean a littel similar.

Jaune: Yeah i agree with you nora they are pretty cool and maybe if that scientist professor ozpin told us show ups maybe he gonna let us hold them with the right equipment.

jaune and nora were getting attention for pyrrha so they approaching the group and a scientist would enter the room and look at the two team with a big smile on his face and then he would fix his lab coat and put a rubber glove on his shield and grab a grappling hook and went to the fish tank.

Curtis Connors: As in science, in nature everything is connected and as scientists we explore and explore these connections for the benefit of society and as you can see, this tank contains genetically engineered electric eels.

Everyone was impressed and interested in what dr connors was saying and jaune would look at nora who would have an expression of animation and joy on her face which would make him smile.

Curtis Connors: We have the idea of ​​creating an alternative electrical energy source of clean energy.

Nora holds her hand up and Connor sees it and points his finger at her and everyone looks at her curiously.

Nora: So do you believe that using the electricity that eels make we can replace the use of electric dust?

Curtis Connors: Correct our only problem with this type of energy is that it accumulates and this can spoil or even burn the energy limiters that is why in the laboratory we are updating the limiters to avoid any disaster.

Connors would stretch his arm to the side and show Maxwell putting the new power limiters on the tank and he would wave to the group.

Curtis Connors: I thank everyone for visiting the laboratory and hope to see you again on a next visit.

Time rwby and jnpr left the lab and would go back to beacon. Connors walks to his office and sits in his chair and sees on the table 3 bottles containing a green liquid and he would have written on the label on the bottle ''R-serum''. He reached out to pick up one of the bottles but heard a loud noise and left the room and saw 3 strange figures wearing masks but one would be wearing a bowler hat on his head and another figure was holding Maxwell.

Roman(Masked): Wow, I never thought that a altas laboratory would have such weak security.

Curtis Connors: Who are you people?! Why are you here and what do you want?!

Roman(Masked): Well we just want something you have but haven't shown to the public in your freak show factory. We want your dust variants so we can use them much better the way you're thinking of using them.

Curtis Connors: I-I don't have them right now they are still being studied at altas and they are still unstable!

Roman(Masked): Well then the reason I came here was for nothing but as I'm a gentleman I'll leave you an electrifying little souvenir.

Roman would snap his fingers and Kraven who would be in disguise would throw Maxwell into the eel-filled tank and he would let out screams of pain and the whole room would blink and Norman would stare at the scene with terror on his face.Jaune and nora were in their dorm room jaune was on the ceiling reading comics while nora punched a punching bag that was pyrrha and jaune looked at her with curiosity and a little concern.

Jaune: Nora why are you punching pyrrha's punching bag did something piss you off?

Nora: Isn't that right and that after seeing your fights in the newspapers I stopped to think how much time is left for a big, strong villain to show up and leave you all broken?

Jaune: Hey, if you forgot I have the strength of a spider and pyrrha has been teaching me how to fight so I think I can handle it but accepting help is never too much.

Jaune would leave the ceiling and fall to Nora's side and punch her and she would respond and two would laugh until Jaune's cell phone vibrated and he would pick it up showing the notification of a news '' Doctor Curtis Connors' laboratory was attacked at dawn last night by 3 mysterious figures and the disappearance of Maxwell Dillon'' Jaune would look at that and be worried and look at daughter in law who had a big smile on her face.

Nora: Hey jauney what do you think of an investigation of spider knight and his new partner queen of the storm!

Jaune: Nora I don't think this is a good idea because I don't put any of you in danger and then there's the other issue you don't even have a costume to hide your identity!

Nora would chuckle and put her hand on Jaune's shoulder and give him a thumbs up as he just looked confused.A while would pass and spider knight was swinging through the city and he would stop at a pole and look at the police cars and notice yuri seeing some crime scene evidence then he would approach and yuri would look at him with a serious tone.

Yuri Watanbe: I see you heard the news now, don't you?

Spider Knight: You know need sleep too so madam captain, what news do we have?

Yuri Watanbe: My mens are investigating the place and we spoke with Dr. Connors and he commented that the laboratory was invaded by three people wearing a mask one of pumpkin another one being of a lion and the third one was a white one with a feminine face. Maybe it's a new gang and they were looking for a new type of dust that Doctor Connors is making he calls ''D-173'' which seems to give an artificial aura to the person who uses it..

Spider Knight: But also has Doctor Connors' colleague Maxwell Dillon he was in the lab last night any sign of him?

Yuri Watanbe: Well some security camera recordings near the lab captured a recording of some person or being that looks like a creature of energy.

Spider Knight: Perhaps this has to do with genetically modified eels…

The lights and sirens of the police car would start to blink and one of them would start to leave several rays of electricity forming in the middle of the street a man with yellow coloring and a face that looked like a star and he would look at the laboratory with an expression of hate.

Electro: Where is connors?! I need him to heal me!

All cops point their guns at electro who would raise his hands in the air and jaune yells at them to calm down and he slowly walks towards electro.

Spider Knight: Hey max its me spider knight i am your friend lets calm down..

Electro was calming down and lowering his arms until a policeman shot and the bullet passed inside Electro who got scared and released an electrical blast that would push the police and the vehicles turning them around and Jaune would get up but dizzy.

Spider Knight: Yuri send your men to make this area become a non-civilian area. I'll try to take care of the lightning bolt.

Jaune would launch his webs into a sewer cover and launch towards electro who would try to become untouchable again but could not and would take a cover in the middle of his belly, making him roll on the floor.

Spider Knight(Mind): Hmm it seems that when he uses a lot of energy his body starts to become tangible I have to think of a way to defeat him maybe there is an insulating material nearby...

Spider knight didn't realize the electro attack and was throwing it against the wall and was hit by the electon rays making him scream in pain and he felt his aura blinking almost breaking until he started to hear footsteps and saw nora who was wearing a mask similar to his only pink and lightning details and she would sledgehammer electro throwing him against a police car and she would reach out to jaune who would take it and be confused.Spider knight didn't realize the electro attack and was throwing it against the wall and was hit by the electon rays making him scream in pain and he felt his aura blinking almost breaking until he started to hear footsteps and saw nora who was wearing a mask similar to his only pink and lightning details and she would sledgehammer electro throwing him against a police car and she would reach out to jaune who would take it and be confused.

Spider Knight: What are you doing here ?! and what mask is that?

Queen Of The Storm: Well I saw on the news that you were getting pretty kicked out of Lamphead over there so I grabbed a mask from a costume shop and did a quick makeover and shazam came to the rescue hehe.

Electro puts both hands against a pole and absorbed his energy and aimed at the queen of the thunder and shot a blast of energy but nora would use her hammer to defend herself the energy would be around the hammer and go to nora's body but she is absorbing and would let out a laugh of animation. Spider knight seeing that queen of the storm was holding the electricity he would enter the laboratory and take the rubber gloves and approach electro and punch him in the face making him stop attacking her making her fall on her knees tired and panting and her aura it was almost breaking.

Spider Knight: Sorry super shock but now I'm going to have to cut your light!

Jaune would throw one last punch that would make electro get confused and dizzy and jaune starts to wrap his web around electro's arms and legs taking him to the public pool that was empty that day and throwing him into the water making a big explosion and onto the ground from the water Maxwell was fainting but still with traces of energy. The police approached the place and Jaune was leaving to meet Nora who was resting in an alley and Spider Knight took off his mask.

Jaune: Nora are you okay?!

Nora: I just have a little a-aura but I'm fine not to worry and I just eat Ren's pancakes and rest hehe…

Jaune would giggle and put her mask back on and put nora on her back and leave the room swaying in the webs and jaune would stop at the window and look into the dorm and it would be empty and then he would go in and leave nora on her bed and look again at the window and saw ren and pyrrha trained in the school field and that relieved him and he sat on his bed and rested too.

(POST CREDIT!!!)

Dr Connors were at home in his office and he would look at a picture of his son and wife and he would look out the window and see them playing in the garden and he would wave to them and they would wave back and he would go back to his chair and get a I inject one of the secret ''R-Serum'' flakes and he would inject himself and after a few grunts he would look where the prosthesis was and see a new arm he would be with an expression of joy on his face.

(This is nora outfic just imagine with a pink spider man mask)

#rwby #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #yuri watanabe #spider man au #spider man villains #rwby au #spider knight #electro #spiderknight #littel bit of nora arc

[unofficialadamtaurus]

What’re your full thoughts on season 9? I wasn’t going to watch it—especially after following along with you and other rwde blogs’ feelings on the content as the it aired—but I keep hearing this is the best written rwby season despite that. It’s a mixed bag right now, even within the more critical side of the fandom, and you always have nuanced takes, so, I figured I should ask you 🙂

You don't ask the easy questions, huh. (And I don’t reply to them in a timely manner, huh.)

I think "best written" is accurate from a certain point of view and when you keep in mind that it's being compared to other volumes of the same show. There’s a new framing device with the story, a twist villain that holds together on a second viewing, and emotional beats we’ve wanted to see hit for years. The animation itself is also good. Things are smooth and there’s even attempts at actual fight choreography. Even the voice acting is fairly consistently good.

If you can't tell already, I've said all of that with a massive disclaimer, and that disclaimer is that this volume falls apart when you look at it more closely. To me, this volume is, and I cannot emphasize this enough, frustrating. It's frustrating in a similar way to V8: you can kind of see what the writers are trying to do, but it's all executed in a way that makes you wonder what was going on in the writers' room. The plot beats, messages, and themes are not communicated well, are contradictory, or are otherwise damaging.

Heavy spoilers beyond this point if you managed to not watch it between sending this ask and me responding.

Atlas has fallen. Our heroes failed. This is the belly of the beast moment, the find-your-motivation moment, the break-the-geode-to-see-the-beauty-within moment.

And it falls so, so flat.

Penny’s death, this big moment from the previous volume, comes up a couple times but is never resolved. Jaune never states that he killed her. No one asks. Ruby is sad over her sword a couple times and that’s it.

Jaune is an old man! He’s a little bit out of his mind! Only no, he’s fine, here’s a magic knife that makes him young again.

There’s an interesting framing device! Only no, we’ll stop trying to follow it halfway through, and because the audience never knows how the story goes until the characters experience it or talk about it, there’s no interesting use of the framing device. It’s just there.

The Gods’ origin story! Only…why? Who was asking for this? Why did we need an origin myth for an origin myth? And why did it have to take up so much real estate in the final episode to boot?

To get to the main team:

Weiss’s kingdom, her home, was destroyed. She doesn’t even know the fate of her family beyond the portals. I would expect her to be the most affected by the events of the previous volume: quiet, grieving, grasping for a next step to avoid thinking about it. But no—she’s the comic relief for this volume. In addition to a mouse I personally found annoying most of the time who is also comic relief. Weiss’s trauma is almost entirely ignored except for when she talks about Penny’s death, her comment at the burning market, and one sad face in the Punderstorm. Every scene with her falling down or getting hit by a rock or cheerleading grated on me. It felt so divorced from what she should be feeling that it broke my immersion and was a significant source of frustration.

Blake is an empty character. Her whole role in this volume is two things: person who read fairy tales (that everyone else also read), and person who loves Yang. Her big hero moment is talking about a struggle to bridge humanity and Faunus that we have never seen on screen. If you’ve been bothered by Blake’s lack of agency and character in previous volumes, the former may get marginally better here at the start, but by the end they’ll both be worse than they ever were, and both a significant source of frustration.

Yang is a mess. She starts strong with the “You shouldn’t be here,” but by the end of the volume she’s turning on her sister, blaming her for her distress, and doing nothing while her sister kills herself. She puts Blake over Ruby, hell, she puts Jaune over Ruby. I couldn’t believe what she was doing, and the bees confession scene was cringe-inducing with how it made her love focus on incredibly broad or superficial things about Blake. No mention of shared trauma, or past hurt. Frustrating.

And Ruby. Poor Ruby. This was touted as Ruby's volume. She's going to be the focus, she's going to struggle. The OP hammers this point home with unsubtle imagery of Ruby crying and falling behind while her teammates carry on unbothered. That had me intrigued, because Ruby has been more or less a static character since the end of Volume 3. Her struggles have been momentary, situational, and without lasting impact, so I wanted to see her have that belly of the beast moment in her hero's journey and come out different and stronger for it.

Problems are, they went about her spiral in the most ham-fisted way possible. Ruby is obviously depressed because they have to let the audience know, but it’s to the point that I can’t believe her teammates just let things lie. As a result, her team come off as jerks. Where are the friends from the Beacon days, the ones whose reuniting was a huge moment in V5? Certainly not here, watching adult man Jaune yell at Ruby for a plan he helped create and enact. Certainly not there, slowly walking after a crying and upset Ruby who flew off in a direction Jaune should know is dangerous shortly after Neo attacked, while blaming Ruby for not talking to them when the time Ruby did, Yang brushed her off and compared her to Ironwood.

Her team dismisses her, Neo beats her to a pulp, and she commits suicide. She goes to a tree that’s been established to wipe memories and recreate people.

Is her team upset? No. Worried? No, at least until Yang sees Ruby encased in wood. But it’s all fine, because Ruby sees that her mom wasn’t perfect and that her mom thought she was perfect just the way she was as a child, and that fixes all the the trauma the entire volume hammered into your ears and eyeballs in the span of maybe two minutes.

I will pause briefly to say that Ruby’s brief fight scene is good. Genuine highlight there.

But the main villain who tortured Ruby then gets off without any resentment or frustration from the heroes. And the twist villain, whose motives are far more sympathetic to me than the main villains’, is brutally torn apart.

The dissonance between what the show seems to want its morals to be and what they actually are is staggering.

To sum up:

The status quo for the characters did not change. The status quo for the setting did not change. The status quo for the writing did not change.

If you like the show as it is, if you take it at face value, you’ll be fine, as you’ve been fine for the last several volumes. But if you try to sink your teeth in, you’ll be getting a mouthful of dust—and not even the magical kind. There is little past that other than more frustration.

#anon #unofficial adam answers #rwde #there are so many little things I could go into #but then I’d never finish my answer #but yeah this is a spectacularly frustrating volume

[howlingday]

POV: You are Roman Torchwick and Team RWBY caught you.

Ruby: Okay, girls! We finally caught Roman Torchwick! Let's go let the headmaster know so we can get him taken away! Zwei, be a good boy and watch mean, old, nasty Torchwick!

Zwei: (Barks happily)

RWBY: (Leave)

Zwei: (Pants)

Zwei: ...

Zwei: You wanna know how I would have gotten away with your crime?

Zwei: (Crawls closer) I would have killed the old man. Burned off his fingertips. Cut his body into thirteen pieces, and scattered half of them in the ocean, and buried the other half deep in the woods.

Zwei: (Shakes head) You got too showboaty. And as a fellow artist, I was amused by your little tricks and gimmicks. But you were still too weak. Too weak to leave that shopkeep alive.

Weiss: (Out of sight) Oh, Zwei~!

Zwei: (Sits away from you)

Weiss: (Walks in) Look what I have~! (Shakes treat bag)

Zwei: (Barks, Wags butt)

Weiss: (Tosses treat, Zwei catches it) He's so adorable~. Oh, you love your treats, don't you~?! Ah, yes, you do~! Ah, yes, you do~!

Zwei: (Rolls over)

Weiss: (Rubs his belly) Who wuvs his bewwy wubs~? Who wuvs his widdwe tummy wubs~?

Zwei: (Stares at you)

Weiss: I don't know why I'm telling you this, but Zwei loves his belly rubs. To be honest, the girls and I wish Zwei was a girl, because we have to be careful of his- Whoops! I just did. (Stands) Well, I should get back to the girls. I'll see you later, Zwei~! I wuv you~! (Leaves)

Zwei: (Barks happily)

Zwei: ...That was too close. She almost caught me talking to you. Now, where was I? Oh, that's right.

Zwei: (Crawls closer) I wouldn't stop at the shopkeep. I'd murder his family, too. Lover. Kids. Grandkids. All of them. Justice isn't pursued if there's no one seeking retribution. So I go from kingdom to kingdom, acting like a stupid, dumb idiot dog getting belly rubs and kissies, killing scumbags like you.

Zwei: I'm only going to live to be twelve- hell, maybe thirteen. And I plan on taking as many souls to hell with me before I go.

Ruby: (Distant) Zwei~! Come on, you dummy! Time to go home!

Zwei: ...Looks like I'm done. Time for me to go.

Zwei: (Steps away) ...Except for one thing.

Zwei: YOU KNOW TOO MUCH.

Zwei: (Leaps on you, knocking you down, Choking you with vice-like grip on your neck) (Your vision gets darker and darker still) (Everything around you grows distant and faded)

#rwby #meatcanyon #ruby rose #zwei #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #roman torchwick

[lwde-haven]

Dungeon of Sult - Chapter 1: Hypno Shopkeeper

Team RWBY was in preparations for their journey into the Dungeon of Sult. But before they could delve into the dungeon, they needed items, weapons, and armor. They were told by the town's folk of a shopkeeper that could give them powerful items for the dungeon. What they didn't expect was the shop to be filled with lingerie, BDSM clothing, crotchless straps, piercings, and sex toys that go from small to massive in the form of weapons. The room was filled with an aroma that was strong but also pleasing, making the girl's unease nature relaxed as they would be welcomed by the merchant. Unbeknownst to them that the merchant was a servant of Sult.

"Welcome! Welcome! Traveller! Interested in some wares?" The overly friendly merchant told Ruby, whose wandering hand went straight to her ass right after greeting her. But for some reason, the reaper didn't mind, the shop smelled so good after all.

"Hello, yeah um... I've heard about thks dungeon of Sult thing an-"

"The Dungeon of Sult!? My goodness! You've come to the right place, young lady! The dungeon of Sult is a dangerous place, but I have everything you need right here!" The man showed off his items, making Ruby look at a myriad of sextoys, skimpy outfits, and perverted objects. But once again, the reaper didn't mind.

"Wow! So much stuff! But I'm a little lost... Do you have recommandations?"

"But of course, dear customer..." The man snickered darkly.

~

"For armors, we can provide you with a delightful red and black corset and latex boots. To match with your whole aesthetic!"

"Pretty! But... I think it leaves me a little exposes?"

"Hence why it comes with this backless thong! You get a +5 anal bonus with these three items equipped!"

"Wow! +5 anal! Awesome! Um... and the nurse or school outfits?"

"Transmogrification my dear, no need to worry it's on the house."

~

"Health potions! A good adventurer needs their health potions! Side effects may include intense horniness and soaked panties."

~

"For the accessories we have 5 beautiful rings, two for your fingers, two for your nipples and one for your clit! And as you can see, very durable." The shopkeeper demonstrated by pulling on the nipple rings.

"Nghhh~~! I-is it cursed? I can't get it off..."

~

"Weapons! And no, your Croissant Rose thingie won't help you in the dungeon! No need to pout my dear! Pointy, bumpy, long, large, vibrating, horse-shaped we have it all here!"

"So many colours! How do I equip this one?"

"Oh! This one goes up your-"

~

"That shopkeeper sure was nice trading all this stuff for my clothes and weapons! He even gave me warm milk! But it's weird... Now that I left the store, I feel like I might have made a mistake... Oh, well! No need to dwell on it now! Dungeon of Sult here I come!" The slutty shortstack pondered, somehow unable to register she was going on an adventure dressed like a slut, plugged, pierced, collared with a bag full of toys.

#lwde #rr #not sfw

[flipomatic]

Say It - Chapter 2: I Burn

First Chapter

Author Note: I made a slight change to the framing device in the first chapter and realized what I want the titles for the chapters to be.

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Combat training had been a part of Yang’s life as long as she could remember. One of her earliest memories involved her jovially imitating Summer’s fighting stance, using a stick to take aim at the tree in front of their house. Even before enrolling in a combat academy, she had always been learning to fight and honing her skills. That hadn’t changed here at Beacon. If anything, she trained even more than she did before.

The main change was who she spent her time training with. It used to be her dad or uncle Qrow, and then sometimes Ruby before Yang started at Signal Academy. After building her weapons, she spent more of her time training alone. Many a training session over the last couple years had been spent solely with her punching bag, a trusty companion that didn’t mind being burned or toppled over by Ember Celica.

Now that Yang was part of team RWBY, she trained almost exclusively with them. Much of her time became dedicated to learning to fight both against and alongside her teammates. To say it hadn’t taken some adjustment would’ve been a lie; her usual style of charging headfirst into battle didn’t quite align with the rest of the team.

They had ways of reminding her to stay with the group, between Ruby’s calls for her to pull back or Weiss’ exaggerated eye rolls. The most effective way though was when Gambol Shroud appeared by her hand, its line outstretched from a long throw, beckoning her to join its wielder in her attack.

That was what Yang and Blake were working on today, the move that Ruby affectionately named bumblebee. They occupied one of the indoor training halls, which resembled a small gymnasium. It was well lit with lights across the ceiling and, most importantly, there was plenty of space for the two of them to practice without interruption. They needed to get ready for the Vytal festival, and what better way to do so than by improving their team attack. When they used this move in the past Yang executed it from a regular running speed, but she wanted to go faster and hit harder.

The pair’s last attempt hadn’t gone well at all. Blake stood ready in the center of the room, bow on her head twitching as she listened for Yang’s position. She threw Gambol Shroud to her right, while Yang fired Ember Celica behind her own back to gain speed along the wall. At the center she reached out with one arm extended to grab the weapon. If the pieces aligned, it would’ve fallen right into her hand. This was not the case as it landed just behind her reach, forcing Yang to skid to a halt and just barely avoid hitting the back wall.

“Too fast again…” She muttered, grimacing as she looked down at the weapons on her arms for a moment before turning her attention to Blake. Her partner was frowning, which was not an unusual expression for her. “I didn’t realize this would involve so much math!” Yang called over to her, following the statement with a loud forced chuckle. Blake, also in a very expected manner, did not laugh.

“I can throw it a little earlier.” Blake’s reply was blunt and to the point. Gambol Shroud still lied on the floor, and she pulled it back to her in a single smooth motion.

Yang knew what that meant, so she nodded in reply and turned to walk back to her starting position. They were doing this again. Once she reached the corner of the room, she called over to Blake, “Ready?”

“Yes.”

Once again Yang began running and firing her weapon behind her. She counted the number of seconds between each shot, making sure to hold the last one half a second longer than before. This time, she was in luck. Blake threw the weapon perfectly in time and when Yang reached her left arm out to grab it, Gambol Shroud fell right within her grasp.

Unfortunately, that was where her good luck ended. After Yang closed her hand around the hilt of the blade, she moved to fire her right arm weapon one more time to solidify her momentum.

This turned out to be the biggest mistake of all.

As the string snapped tight, with Blake still holding on to her end of the weapon, it almost slipped right out of Yang’s grasp. It yanked her left arm hard, much harder than it had before. Yang could feel the moment her balance shifted, the trill of panic as her whole body extended left to follow the blade and forced her right arm to lift out of its proper position. Just because she knew it was going wrong, that didn’t mean she could prevent it from happening. The process had already begun.

When Ember Celica fired, it blasted the wall to her right. Her momentum suddenly shifted, being pulled inward by Gambol Shroud and propelled away from the wall by the blast. This new trajectory was headed, well, straight towards the center of the room.

She barely had a moment to call out, “Bla-“ before smashing directly into her partner’s side. She just barely saw Blake’s wide eyes before she hit, as she had turned her head towards the sound of her shout. The pair both fell to the round, rolling from the impact.

Yang’s aura protected her from the brunt of the collision, first from crashing into her partner and then from the hardness of the floor. She bounced once before settling, though she didn’t stay down for long.

Even though her inner ear wasn’t quite ready to rise, Yang forced herself to her feet with a stumble. “Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry.” She hurried to where Blake laid stunned on the ground. Her eyes were open, blinking a few times towards the ceiling, and she didn’t appear to have any injuries. “Are you hurt?”

Blake sat up slowly, with both of her hands on the ground to steady her. After a moment she looked up at Yang. “Just a little dazed but I’ll be alright, are you?”

“Yeah, I’m okay.” Yang reached down with one hand to offer to help Blake up, which she accepted. Once Blake was on her feet, Yang watched as she fetched Gambol Shroud from the corner it had flown to. Her steps appeared slow and steady, as they usually were.

The blade at the end of the long cord also seemed unharmed by the incident, which Yang was happy to see; she wouldn’t have been able to forgive herself if she hurt her partner or her weapon in training like this. She couldn’t help a cold chill running down her spine though, as she watched Blake wind the weapon back up.

This had happened before, not exactly this of course but other events like it. Training accidents, damaged equipment, scrapes and bruises, these all came with the territory of fighting with Yang. The others would get this look in their eyes, one that Yang couldn’t define but knew exactly what it meant. The excuses to leave would come next.

She watched Blake carefully for any sign of it, any hint that her trust in Yang had shifted.

There was nothing of the sort in her gaze, instead she almost looked bemused as she walked over to where Yang stood. “We might’ve gone too fast.”

“Just a bit.” Yang couldn’t help but smile, a wave of relief washing over her. “Half as many shots should do the trick.” She lifted her arms and cocked Ember Celica.

Blake nodded back at her, determination steeling her gaze. One of her hands came up to the top of her head, tugging at the piece of fabric tied there. It came away in only a moment and revealed a pair of small cat ears. Even though Yang had seen them before, back after Blake and Weiss had their big fight, that had been the only time. Blake usually kept them covered since most of the school didn’t know, even in their dorm room.

Back then, Yang hadn’t gotten that good of a look at them. It was dark at the docks and she’d been far more worried about her teammates making up. Now though, in the well lit space of the training hall, she could see them clearly.

Cute wasn’t a word that she often associated with Blake, cool and moody were usually her go to choices, but it was the only one coming to mind about her ears. The words easily rose to Yang’s lips before she could fully process them, ready to casually flirt and compliment as she so often did. Something stopped her, a spiking feeling in her chest. Even though the words were there, she didn’t let them out. They felt different, burning the back of her throat as she considered speaking them.

Blake’s ears stood upright at first, in what must’ve been their usual position, before one flicked in Yang’s direction.

“No offense, but I need to be able to hear your position better.” Blake commented dryly, answering a different question than the one Yang grappled with. “Let’s try again.” Without hesitation, Blake turned to return to the center of the training hall.

That was Yang’s cue to return to her starting position as well, back in the corner of the room. She let the words she’d been holding in fade away, pushing them to the back of her mind for another time. For now, she needed to focus all of her energy on perfecting this move.

She counted the number of shots she would need, and then took off again down the wall. The interval was twice as long between them now and her speed was slower as a result. When Yang reached the center, Gambol Shroud was right there waiting for her.

This time when she grabbed it, the pull against her was perfect. She held back her next shot and swung around the edge of the room, making a full circle before her feet hit the ground again.

When she looked over at Blake, her partner raised one fist in the air in a celebratory gesture. Her ears were perked up as she smiled, an expression that for once reached her eyes.

Yang’s chest felt warm as she returned the gesture, letting out a whoop of excitement. The line of Gambol Shroud connected them across the open space, spreading the feeling like electricity.

They continued to train after that, carefully adding in more bullets to the second half of the move. Soon it would be perfect, ready to use in the upcoming combat tournament. Yang enjoyed every minute of it, even when she crashed straight into the opposite wall on their next attempt.

Blake was right there in an instant, helping her back to her feet.

Yang could get used to this, the feeling of having a partner by her side.

Next Chapter

#rwby #bumbleby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #bumbleby fic #rwby fic #flip writes #we are pretending the episode today didn't happen #let's just #not think about it #and enjoy the bees instead

[palaceofpassion]

With all this NTR talk recently, can we have some wholesome smut with Gwen and Jaune? I'm picturing Jaune dicking down Gwen into a mating press as the she begs him to give her a beautiful family and repeatedly telling him how much she loves him and his gorgeous smile.

Specific, I know. But the couple is super sweet and has been growing on me recently.

Jaune honestly couldn't believe his it, after everything they'd been through.  After all the nightmarish hellscapes him and his friends had wandered through.  He was finally at a point where he could say he was happy, where everything felt right, and finally things... things were well.

"Jaune♥"  His beloved 'Wife' called his name.  

His heart swooned, practically pumping out blood at an expedited rate.  He had a wife now, today had been their wedding, and now they were on their honey moon.  When he'd first met Gwen, he hadn't expected to fall in love.  Hell he hadn't expected to even get along with her.  Vacuo had been a nightmare and a half, dealing with opposing forces from Salem, and the rougher than usual huntsmen.  Huntsmen that gave them more trouble than any grimm had before.  

Vacuo was a lawless place, and the huntsmen just as much.  So they didn't exactly like JNR and RWBy showing up on their doorstep.  He knew that her team had given them hell, NDGO hadn't been the most kind hearted group at first.  But through it all, after everything was said and done, him and Gwen started to get to know one another.  

It had been a rather surprising turn of events, that neither had expected.  From friendship bloomed romantic interest.  From romantic interest bloomed a relationship.  And from that relationship their new life together started.

So... one would think that, with as often as the two were intimate, he would be immune to Gwen's charms.  But as he gazed upon her beauty before him, black lingerie wrapped around her body, her hair falling about her shoulders, he couldn't help but notice how beautiful she truly was.   It took everything in his power not to suddenly tackle her, to take her right then and there.  Tonight was supposed to be special, so he wanted to make her feel loved, and adored.  

"Darling, please join me in bed?  I would very much appreciate your company."  Her southern drawl called out to him, begging him to take her.  

"Ye...yeah just uhm, let me get the condoms."  He reached into his bag, looking for the long strip of XXX thin extra sized condoms he'd prepared.

"Jaune?"

"Hmm?"  

"I want you to impregnate me tonight."  

HIs hands shook, his fingers tightly gripping the piece of plastic between them.  The sound of ripping wrappers roared from his hands as he tore the rubbers apart.  

In an instant he threw himself on the bed immediately pinning his wife beneath him.  Gwen's semi long black hair, completely splayed on her pillow was a site to behold.  

"I'm going to breed you, I'm going to put a baby in you, and there is nothing that's going to stop me from going all night.  Iv'e been wanting to take you raw for years now..."  

"Yes~  Please~"  She voiced her opinion rather meakly.

He kissed her deeply, his tongue seeking hers as if it was the only thing he wanted in this world.  His hands moved down to her hips, pulling her closer to him.

She moaned as he rubbed his cock against the outside of her pussy, teasing her with his length.  Her hips buckled, pushing herself back towards him, wanting to feel his hardness.

"Please~  Fuck me Jaune..."  She begged him desperately.

"You don't have to beg, darling!"  He growled, before leaning forward and kissing her again.

The kiss was far more passionate than his last one.  Their tongues danced in each other's mouths, their lips pressing harder and harder against one another.  His hands made their way around her sides, and soon enough he was able to grab onto her ass.  She could feel his fingers sinking into her taut rear, tightly binding themselves to her skin practically melding onto the flesh.  The heat radiating off his hands transmitted directly into her, sending waves of euphoria through her entire body.  She felt tiny pinpricks of pleasure run across her body, goosebumps flaring on her arms.  She was losing her mind from his touch alone.  She couldn't wait to feel his length inside of her, the raw piercing beauty of his thick girthy rod.  

She'd yearned for this since she'd first met him.  A little secret she'd planned to take to her grave~  

Their lips met once more, tongues graze past one another as they continued their hypnotic movements, their bodies intertwining together in a passionate display of love.  Gwen's legs wrapped around him, holding on to his muscular frame as he lifted himself above her.

"My darling~"  He spoke his words as if he were a poet.  "Are you ready?"

"Y- Yes Jaune!  Im ready~"  She replied, biting her lip as he pushed himself into her.

No matter how many times he'd been inside of her, no matter how often they would just spend together, letting their bodies warm one another in loving embrace.  She couldn't get enough of the thick hard cock, the meaty rod, the perfectly sized girthy slab of meat, just piercing inside of her precious private place.  It was for Jaune, and for him alone.  To give him all of herself.  She was a woman of passion, and she was going to show him just what it meant to be passionate.  She was going to fuck him until the sun rose, she was going to fuck him until they both collapsed from exhaustion and need.

"Nn~"  She moaned loudly, her voice echoing off of the walls.

Jaune groaned loudly as well, feeling her inner walls squeeze his manhood, trying to pull him deeper inside of her.

Gwen felt his thickness sliding smoothly into her, the tightness of her opening making him shake slightly.

"Oh~  That feels good~"

"Mmm~  You feel so amazing~"  Jaune moaned as he continued to push into her.

Her body was so warm, so soft, so inviting.  He was so glad that he'd waited until their wedding night to finally do this.  The feeling of her raw pussy had been something he knew would be worth the wait.  Without the distraction of the useless plastic, he could feel every inch of her.  The tightness of her viscous walls, the sweet nectar that flowed down his shaft, slipping between her clenched lips.  It was all worth it, and he desired more.  With another shove he pushed himself further inside, her belly bulging exponentially with each passing second.  He could feel her cervix against the tip of his cock, the crown knocking against the soft wall.

Gwen was panting heavily, her whole body trembling with excitement.  She felt his size stretching her outer lips apart, rubbing against the soft sensitive flesh inside of her.  He was so big, so thick, so overwhelming.  Every time he thrust into her, she could feel his girth stretching her inner walls even farther apart.  Each time he shoved himself deep inside of her, she could feel herself growing wetter and wetter, the sensation of being filled with something so large and powerful making her writhe and moan.

Every inch seemed to feel better than the last, and it made her want more.

She grabbed onto his neck, pulling his face closer to hers as they kissed feverishly.

"More Jaune... I need you to fuck me harder... I need to feel you inside me... I need you to fill me up with your thick meaty length..."

"Oh god... oh my~"

Jaune grunted, her hot breath blowing across his face.  The girl in front of him looked like an angel, her black hair splayed on her pillow, her eyes closed, her cheeks flushed.  She was a goddess, a queen of the heavens.

He wanted to worship her, he couldn't wait to kneel before her and give her whatever she wanted.  He was her husband, her lover, her slave, and he would do anything for her.

"I love you so much, Gwen.  I will always cherish our union, and never forget your beauty."

"Aww~  That makes me feel so special... I love you too Jaune..."

They continued to kiss passionately, their foreheads pressed together as their lips locked together.  Jaune could feel his cock throbbing inside of her, the thick length twitching and jerking.  Gwen could feel his shaft throbbing, the head pulsating inside of her, the veins bursting forth from the surface.  She could feel her pussy tightening around him, the walls squeezing him ever tighter.  It felt so good, so incredible.  She'd wanted this for years, and now it was finally happening.

"Cum for me baby... Cum inside of me... Fill me up with your seed~"

"Ohhh~"  He grunted, his hands releasing his wife's waist, grabbing onto her thighs instead.

"Ung~"

Gwen felt the pressure building within his cock.  It throbbed and jerked, the veins swelling with blood, the tip growing redder and redder.

"Come inside of me... Give me your cum... I want to feel it all over my insides... impregnate met, get me pregnant please get me pregnant!  I want to sire your children♥!"

"Ahhhhh~"

He felt the pressure build, the muscles in his cock tensing up, twitching and flexing.

His eyes rolled back into his head, his vision blurring as he came.

Gwen could feel his hot white seed shooting deep inside of her, filling her womb.  She couldn't hold it in anymore, the intense feeling of her husband's thick cock spurting its load inside of her causing her to whimper and moan.

"J- Jaune... aahhh~"  She moaned, her hips buckling as she felt herself spasm around his pulsating member.

Together they both entered the state of orgasmic euphoria.  Completely at the whims of the worldly desires, their bodies succumbing to pleasure.  Thick glob after thick glob was released inside of her wife, her womb yearned for more and more quickly drinking of the nurishing honey.  She could feel her ovaries pop, her eggs were being fertilized at that very moment.  

"Yes yes yes yes!"  

She squealed aloud, burying herself into his neck as he throbbed inside of her again, letting loose another torrent of cum.  

Sweat trickled down their glistening naked bodies.  For a few seconds they allowed the other to breath until- "Ready for more?"

"Oh honey, you know it~"  

The night was still young after all.

#Gwen Darcy #Jaune Arc

[walpywalpy]

Happy birthday, Weiss! You’re a queen and your girlfriend loves you!

Weiss wakes up with a yawn and rubs her eyes. She looks around the dorm and she finds herself alone. She checked if Ruby was on the top bunk and the bed was empty. She even saw that Ruby made her bed, which is a rarity for Weiss to see. ‘Where is everyone?’ Weiss asked herself. She sighs and slowly changes into her uniform. She then realizes something: she didn’t have any classes today. Usually, Ruby would remind her that it is indeed the weekend and there were no classes to attend. Weiss began changing out of her uniform and into a more casual dress. She began brushing her hair and thought of what to do.

Nothing came to her mind.

She puts down her brush and sighs. She looks at her reflection in the mirror. “Mirror, am I alone?” she asks. Of course, no answer came. She gets up, picks up her handbag, and begins to roam the hallways of Beacon.

No sound came from the hollow hallways of the school except for Weiss’s breathing and her footsteps. She could almost hear the walls inhale and exhale. She could feel her mind slip with the lack of noise, which was new to her because she always complains that her team was so much louder than she was. ‘I guess the noise kept me sane.’

She leaves the main building and walks by the cafeteria, where she sees Ruby running towards her. “Weiss!” Ruby exclaims.

“Ruby!” Weiss exclaims with a smile. Her smile disappeared when she noticed that Ruby wasn’t slowing down. “Wait! Stop!”

Too late. Ruby jumps and tackles Weiss in a bear hug. “Are you crazy?!” Weiss shouts as she gets out of Ruby’s hug.

“Follow me, Weiss!” Ruby beams, ignoring Weiss’s question.

Ruby takes Weiss’s hands and leads her toward the garden. Weiss didn’t visit the garden much, but she remembers how beautiful it was with the lilies, roses, lotuses, and chrysanthemums it grew there. However, the flowers weren’t the focus of the garden this afternoon. Rather, it was the balloons, table cloths, the rest of team RWBY and JNPR, and the large cake. “Ruby, what is this?” Weiss asks in exasperation.

“Well, you told me you never had a birthday party,” Ruby says, “so I made it my mission to give the best birthday party ever!” Weiss drops her bag as she hears this. “Happy birthday, Ice Queen!” Ruby gives Weiss another hug as Weiss holds back tears.

“Look, she wants to cry,” Yang teases. Weiss wipes her tears away.

“Shut up,” Weiss moaned. “This is a lot to take in, okay.” The rest of her team went to hug her.

~*~

“Cut the cake!” Nora shouted. “Make a wish!” Weiss laughs as Ren lit the candles.

“We have to sing her happy birthday, of course,” Pyrrha reminds everyone.

“She’d probably criticize our singing,” Yang jested.

“Quiet, you!” Weiss says as her cheeks glow red.

“C’mon, everyone!” Ruby exclaims. “On the count of three! One, two, three!”

They all began singing and Weiss stared at the scene with a stupid smile. She looked at everyone singing and her eyes stopped at her partner. Ruby singing at the top of her lungs with a giant smile on her face. Weiss’s face began to heat up as she continued to look at Ruby. “Happy birthday to you!” the group finished off.

“Go on, Weiss,” Ren says. “Make your wish.” Weiss thought of what she could wish for. It had to be perfect. Her grades? No, they’re already the best they could possibly be. Her team? She knew deep down that they could manage anything. She looked at her team, however, to get ideas and smiled. She knew what to wish for.

She took a deep breath and blew the candles out. Her friends cheered for her, and Weiss blushed at the attention.

~*~

“Come on,” Blake says. “We all need to clean up.” Ruby and Yang groan as they look at the mess that was left behind. Weiss wastes no time in cleaning up.

“Weiss, you don’t have to help,” Yang says.

“No,” Weiss affirms. “I have to help.”

“You really don’t have to,” Blake assures. “We’ll take care of it. You can go back to the dorm. We won’t be long.” Weiss puts down the cups she was picking up and sighs.

“In that case…” Weiss puts her hand on Ruby’s shoulder. “May I borrow you for a second, Ruby?”

“Oh,” Ruby mumbles. “Uh, sure.”

“Don’t take forever!” Yang exclaims. “You still need to help, Ruby!” Ruby gives her sister a thumbs up, and the pair begin walking toward the dorm.

“So…” Ruby started. “Why did you need me, Weiss?” Weiss glances at Ruby with the sunset perfectly reflected in her silver eyes and blushes slightly.

“I…wanted to thank you for the party,” Weiss whispers. “It meant a lot. More than you know.”

“Don’t mention it,” Ruby giggles. “What are partners for?” Weiss looks down at the path below.

“Right. What are partners for…”

Was that all? Their entire relationship was built on an arbitrary rule that caused them to team up at first sight. Was that truly all? Couldn’t it go beyond the rules Ozpin made? The rules her father made? The rules the world has made? She wanted more. Something more special.

“Weiss?” Weiss looks up at Ruby. “Is there something more you wanted to talk about?” Weiss played with her hair.

“Well, maybe.” Weiss rubs the back of Ruby’s hand with her thumb. “It has to do with my birthday wish.”

“Your wish?” Ruby asks. “Oh no, you can’t talk to me about that or it won’t come true.”

“Can this be an exception?” Weiss pleads. “I need you to help.” Weiss stops waking and Ruby stops in front of her. “Please.”

“You sure?” Weiss nods. “Okay, what is it?”

“I…want something more with someone and I’m scared it may not work out,” Weiss admits. “I don’t think I’m good enough.”

“Weiss, you could pick up any guy you wanted,” Ruby assures. “No need to be scared. I’m sure whoever it is, they’ll say yes.”

“Are you one hundred percent sure?”

“One hundred and one percent, Ice Queen.” Weiss laughs and sighs.

“Okay, I’d you're so sure, I’ll tell them tomorrow.”

“That’s my partner!” Ruby cheers. “Do it ASAP. Get it over with!”

‘ASAP?’ Weiss thought. “You know what? Yes, I will do it ASAP.” Weiss hugs Ruby. “Thank you, Ruby.” Ruby returns the hug.

“Anytime,” Ruby smiled.

“I love you.”

The world froze for a second as they both took in what Weiss said.

“You…” Ruby mumbles. “I…um…” Ruby steps back from the hug with her cheeks flaring as bright as her cape. “Am I-” Weiss turns red and nods.

“Yes,” Weiss admits. “You are my birthday wish.” Ruby awkwardly walks back up to Weiss and hugs her.

“I- ahem. I love you, too,” Ruby chokes out. Weiss gasps and looks at Ruby. “I was scared when you asked me that you liked someone. I’m just glad it was me.”

“You mean so much to me. You were my first friend.”

“You made me feel like I had a place here when you told me I could be a great leader,” Ruby explains. “I’m glad my crush on you meant something.”

“So…” Weiss begins. “What does that make us? Are we dating or…”

“Do you want to date?” Ruby asks, and Weiss’s cheeks become pink.

“I do. I’ve just never dated anyone.”

“So I guess we’re dating now.”

Weiss looks at Ruby’s and then at her lips. Ruby notices and she giggles. Ruby kisses the corner of Weiss’s lips and Weiss reciprocates the kiss. Ruby takes hold of Weiss’s hand as Weiss cupped Ruby’s cheek. They let go with rosy red faces and giant smiles. “I should get going back,” Ruby says.

“I guess you should.”

Ruby kisses Weiss’s cheek and she walks back to the garden. “Love you!” Ruby says giggling.

“I love you too.”

#rwby #whiterose #white rose #ruby x weiss #weiss x ruby #rwby fanfic #rwby fanfiction #happy birthday weiss

[razieltwelve]

Food Aggression (Final Rose)

"It’s like she’s afraid someone is going to just steal her food.” Fang bit back a laugh. “But at least we know she and Diana get along.”

Summer grinned. “True.”

In front of her, a toddler Ruby was hunched over her cookies, an uncharacteristic glare on her face as she looked about furtively in search of possible threats to her food. A slightly younger Diana was beside her, and Ruby would occasionally hand her a cookie before returning to her careful watch of their surroundings.

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“You can’t just break into our room like this!” Weiss hissed as Diana blithely bypassed the room’s security measures and opened the window. “Ruby! Tell her that she can’t just do that!”

“She kind of can,” Ruby said. “I mean... there’s basically nowhere she can’t break into.”

“I also come bearing gifts,” Diana proclaimed. “For your team’s most illustrious leader.” She reached into the bag she’d brought and held aloft several packs of cookies.

“No way!” Ruby’s eyes lit up - they were literally blazing silver. “Are those...?”

“Yep! A selection of your favourite cookies from the new bakery that just opened in Patch. I know you wanted to be there, but you couldn’t make it since you’re at Beacon. Since you’re one of my favourite people, I made sure to secure you some. They were only baked this morning, so they’re about as fresh as they can be.”

“Oh!” Ruby catapulted herself at Diana and did her best impersonation of an octopus. “You’re the best!”

“I know I am.” Diana stroked her imaginary beard. “I’m at least 10% more awesome than Averia and at least 15% more awesome than Yang.” She waggled her eyebrows at Weiss. “What? You almost look jealous.”

“I am not jealous.”

“Well, if you want Ruby to cling onto you like a barnacle, you need to start buying her cookies. It’s step one to befriending, Ruby.”

“There are steps now?” Blake drawled. The Faunus had been silently watching the entire thing in amusement.

“There are!” Ruby nodded firmly. “We came up with them when I was a kid. Step one is to get me cookies.”

“And do steps two and three also involve cookies?” Blake asked.

“Um...” Ruby laughed and scratched the back of her head. “They kind of all do.”

“Also,” Diana said, extricating herself from Ruby’s grasp and heading back toward the window. “Don’t feel too bad about just gobbling those up. I have a hunch that those won’t be the only packs of cookies you get from that bakery since, you know, Yang and Averia exist.”

With one last jaunty salute, Diana backflipped out the window... and vanished into thin air.

“Where did she go?” Weiss asked.

“Ragnarok stuff,” Ruby said, cheeks already puffed out with half-chewed cookies. “It kinds of does a bit of everything.”

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Author’s Notes

Ruby typically receives cookies from Diana, Yang, and Averia since they all know how much she likes them. It helps that she doesn’t have to worry about what to do with all the calories. Ruby’s Semblance has a host of auxiliary effects (e.g., heightened perceptual speed). One of those effects is a metabolism that, by default, a very rapid metabolism. Vanille has argued that it’s at least part of why she likes cookies. Since that part of her Semblance was active before the rest of it, she was constantly in need of extra calories. Cookies were something she ate that helped.

Admittedly, Ruby’s heightened metabolism has nothing on Diana’s, but Ruby actually eats more than anyone else on Team RWBY. Weiss is actually kind of amazed the first time she sees it until Yang explains a bit about Ruby’s metabolism.

Fun fact: Blake’s solid clones can eat food... it just doesn’t really go anywhere or do anything since they’re not truly anatomically correct. They’re just Aura construct.

Fun fact #2: Diana not only eats the cookies... but also the packaging too. Remember, Ragnarok allows her to eat just about anything from rocks, to Grimm, to plasma... the list goes on. Fang is the same, and Lightning has jokingly referred to Fang and Diana as their in-home recycling plan.

#final rose #fanfiction #ruby rose #weiss schnee #diana yun farron #blake belladonna

[fkyouhackers5]

Fieldtrip To Atlas And An Avalanche

This is it,teams JNPR and RWBY were now officially on a field trip to Atlas,everyone was excited with the exception of Weiss who dreaded being back in Atlas but then disaster struck as they as well as the teacher with them(none other than Port) got surrounded by a wave of Grimm,one of Nora's grenades caused an Avalanche which separated everyone.

...

Jaune came to with a pounding headache and cold hands,he shook the drowsiness from his mind as he looked around him,he remembered clearly Nora being completely overzealous with shooting grenades at the Grimm,seems at least the Grimm were nowhere to be found either seeing as there was only one left before Nora caused her little avalanche,he looked over and his heart stopped for a moment.

A few metres from him he saw a figure laying face down in the snow,knowing there was one person only in their whole group who had long black hair like that he got up and rushed over to her,he tried to wake the girl up but it seemed like there was no waking the girl up,Blake at least seemed like she was not in pain of any kind,Jaune wondered hard what he needed to do,but then he had a great idea.

Jaune picked Blake up in a bridal carry before shifting her onto his back,he took her arms and using a rope that he found he bound her hands together around his shoulders and took a hold of her legs so she would be secure,after a while of walking a snowstorm sprang up,he searched for a while and came upon a wooden cabin,he was surprised to find the door was open so he entered slowly.

He felt around for a light switch and after a minute of searching a found it and light flooded the room,he found himself in a living room(it's a big cabin) he cautiously went up the stairs he found on the other side of the living room,he checked around the upstairs hallway and made his way over to one of the rooms he saw and made his way inside,he unbound Blake's arms and lay her in the bed he found.

...

Going downstairs Jaune looked around the rest of the cabin to make sure that him and Blake were safe,he found the kitchen had a fully stocked refrigerator,the bathroom also had a clean look about it, whoever owned the cabin must have been there recently if the place was that well taken care of,there was even toilet paper in the bathroom,enough to last a week,he went back to the kitchen,he was hungry.

...

Thinking of his hunger he thought about Blake too and so he went back to the living room and found a fireplace that he had spotted earlier in his inspection of the cabin,he got to work on getting a fire going and pulled a couch nearer to the fire place,he got Blake back from upstairs blanket and all and then lay her on the couch,he went back to the kitchen,the owners would not miss much.

...

Jaune found some meat cubes already cut up in one part of the fridge,some beans,corn and some meat extract,he put a pot on the stove,opened the gas(it was a gas stove) and poured water into the pot,he took half of the bag of cut up meat cubes and tossed them into the pot,next he took two cans of beans and corn each and added them to the meat once the meat had cooked half the time needed.

...

Blake came to an hour later and felt heat, that was unexpected,she was supposed to have been out in the atlas wastes so she opened her eyes and found herself on a couch in front of a fire,she could smell something cooking somewhere,she took her surroundings in and found herself in a cabin of sorts,she got up and followed the smell of food,she was surprised to see a shaggy blond in front of a stove.

...

"Jaune?"

Blake said with a raspy voice making Jaune jump and turn around,once he saw it was Blake he smiled at her in relief.

"Yeah it's me,you wouldn't believe our luck after what happed I don't know how much earlier but yeah here we... are."

he finished off lamely,he realised he had been rambling and so he decided to give Blake a chance to ask some questions.

"First of all what happened out there? Second of all where are we? Thirdly what on Remnant are you cooking?"

Blake asked rapid fire,she was glad that Jaune decided to give her a chance to ask questions,she needed answers

"Nora caused an Avalanche firstly, secondly I found this cabin out in a snowstorm,thirdly I'm making soup."

Jaune explained making sure to pause between sentences for it all to sink in for Blake what their situation is.

"I know you are hungry I am too but you can't just go using people's stock,how'll you explain it if they come back?"

Blake asked exasperatedly,she knew Jaune was a doofus(even though she actually liked him) but still this?

"Come on Blake,I'm sure they'll understand,now go sit down the food is almost ready,don't be stubborn"

Jaune said with finality with what Nora had dubbed his "leader voice",sister team or not he is leader of a team.

...

Blake grumbled as she went and sat back down on the couch,she was stuck there until goodness knows when all the while Jaune cooked them soup owned by someone else,then again her stomach was rumbling from lack of food,they hadn't eaten that morning since the field trip was sprung on them without warning and so she decided accepting the food was a good idea,she was starving.

...

Jaune walked into the living room with two bowls of some soup in hand,each bowl had a spoon in it,he sat down and gave Blake hers which she greatfully accepted and took tentative spoons full and blew on them before each bite,she had to blow a lot of air on it seeing as the soup was freshly cooked and thus stil very much hot,Jaune knew Blake was stubborn so he handled her accordingly.

.

..

Blake didn't know when it started but she had started to like Jaune when he started goofing off less and being more serious, he had started studying harder for tests and paying attention in class,his combat skills even improved,he was now well above Cardin when it came to both skill as well as strength so he also no longer lost in combat class,he could now beat most first years,just not RWBY or his own team.

...

Jaune sat with all his thoughts in a disarray,here he was sitting with the girl he had started to like,his skills and grades had been improving because he had started to like Blake and decided the best way to try and impress her is to grow both as a person and a Huntsman in training,he just didn't know that she was acually being very impressed by his newfound dedication and skill

...

So Jaune seeing as we are stuck here in a snowstorm until we are found,I see you have greatly improved,how is that?"

Blake asked the question that's been lingering on her mind since said improvement from Jaune started.

"Well to be honest it is to impress a girl I like,it is not Weiss if that is what you are thinking,she clearly doesn't like me so..."

Jaune trailed off,he didn't say which girl he liked now as he didn't want Blake to know it's herself least she reject him.

"Is it Pyrrha? She has been by your side the whole time training you plus she's so nice,I would not blame you for liking her."

Blake asked interested,Pyrrha is a great girl,she's friendly,strong,beautiful,what's there not to like?

"No look don't get me wrong,she's beautiful,nice powerful,had a crush on me once but no it's not her."

Jaune chuckled as he said this,sure if Pyrrha were still interested in him he'd take a chance with her but she wasn't.

"Is it Yang? She is a blonde like you,has a cool semblance,and so many guys would fall for her,she is cool in her own way."

Blake fished some more,Yang is a bombshell who could make many guys hearts hammer like a drum.

"It's not Yang either,sure she has those same qualities as Pyrrha except the previously mentioned crush but still no."

Jaune said picturing himself having a crush on someone who'd hurt him for messing up her hair,talk about ouch.

"Is it Ruby? I mean look at her she has this cute chipmunk like look when she stuffs her face,some guys like that right?"

Blake was running out of girls she could name,Ruby does look really cute even when stuffing her face,could be her.

"Not Ruby either,look she's pretty darn adorable no matter what she does but no, plus Yang would kill me if I liked Ruby."

Jaune shuddered at the thought of Yang wanting to torture him,Blake had only herself left to guess,this was it.

"No way you like me? Is that why you've been trying so hard? to impress me? I never would've guessed."

Blake was surprised,Jaune returned her feelings,her pride had been stopping her but now...

"Blake look I know you probably don't feel the same way about me so could you let me down gently?"

Jaune asked Blake who had set her soup aside on a nearby table,Jaune did the same and closed his eyes tight.

"I will not have to let you down gently... or at all,my pride may have stopped me from admitting this before but I like you too."

Blake said leaning in,Jaune gave a surprised squeak as Blake gave him a peck on the lips.

...

  few hours later Jaune recieved a scroll call from the rest of the group who were pretty worried about them,since the snowstorm had cleared up scroll connectivity was back,he let them know to look for a cabin,disconnecting his scroll he tidied up the cabin and cleaned up the kitchen,they went outside and hours later the others found them outside the cabin holding hands,congratulations ensued.

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#Jaune Arc #Blake Belladonna #Knightshade #Atlas #Avalanche

[therealeagal]

RWBY - season 9

SO. A bit of a recap for you. Team RWBY et al - henceforth known as Team Good Guy - and Team Bad Guy fought in Atlas. James turned into a giant bag with which one douches. Stuff happened.

Then Team Good Guy uses the magic staff left by the gods to create a transit network to evacuate Atlas’ citizens. Then Cinder showed up and fought Team Good Guy and most of the them got knocked into an endless void. Except that instead of falling forever in an endless void, they instead ended up in the Ever After, a fairy tale inspired land somewhat analogous to Wonderland of Alice in Wonderland fame.

That was the end of season 8. Or volume 8 or whatever the fuck they call seasons.

Then Rooster Teeth sold out and put RWBY on Crunchyroll. Through uhhh...various means that are definitely legal stop asking questions I’m not on trial here this is a witch hunt! I have managed to procure viewership of the new season. Or volume. Or whatever the fuck.

So anyway, Ruby wakes up in the Ever After and meets a talk mouse named Little. Then I don’t really remember what happened next but Team RWBY is reunited and meet a talking cat called the Curious Cat who offers to guide them.

Also Neo is also in the Ever After, still after Ruby even though she has literally no good reason to be after Ruby.

Anyway, then middle middle middle, they go to the Red Palace and meet the Red Prince and play a board game with him where the rules make quite literally no sense, which is just as well because it’s just an excuse for an action scene.

Anyway, then middle middle middle and Jaune(!) shows up but he’s an old man now. Probably in his 50s or some shit. Why did Jaune get thrown into the past but all of Team RWBY were sent to the same time period?

Anyway, then Team RWBY and Jaune set out to Jaune’s village while Jaune exposits some and then they get caught in a “punderstorm”, a literal representation of their dilemma, viz a viz whether to trust Jaune or their new friend the Curious Cat.

Well, everyone except Blake and Yang, who are caught in their own punderstorm scenario representing their relationship. Any, middle middle middle, and Blake and Yang confess their love for eachother.

ZOMG! RWBY’S GONE WOKE! THESE ARE THE END TIMES! THE GAY AGENDA! WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!1!!!1!!!1!!!!!

Ha. Just kidding. Insofar as I care for any romantic entanglements at all, I have no great objection to... Bumblebee wasn’t it? Shipping. The horror.

Just so long as we keep Sun far far FAR away, because the last thing we need is a damn love triangle. At least Adam had the good graces to die after he made a point of considering Yang a romantic rival, but he had an out; villains die easier than heroes and Adam’s story had pretty much run its course anyway.

Unless Sun has a climactic duel with like, Tyrian or Cinder (although probably not Cinder because she was the one who had a climactic duel with Pyrrha and that would just be a rehash) I don’t foresee him ever dying.

So anyway, Bumblebee. I’m sure someone is happy, so I’m happy for them.

Then Team RWBY and Jaune go to a village where a bunch of paper starfish are trying to kill themselves so that they can go back to the Great Tree, which is something that the denizens of Ever After do naturally apparently, but Jaune’s gone crazy and won’t let them.

Then a bunch of monsters created by Neo show up and there’s an action scene and then Ruby has PTSD and then the fight’s over and a dam breaks and floods the village and kills all the paper starfishes (but that’s a good thing, so yay?). Then Ruby has a freakout.

Then Jaune freaks out too. Then Ruby bails and end of episode. And now we’re all caught up.

Interesting stuff. I truly hope Neo dies before this season is over, because she stopped being relevant back in like, season 3. When Roman died. Now she’s just stealing screen time from more relevant villains. I mean, maybe not Cinder, because Cinder is overexposed and kinda annoying. On the other hand, she’s overdue for her own climactic death in a mano e mano with Ruby. And there’s still Tyrian. Maybe Jaun goes down in a heroic sacrifice, taking Tyrian with him. I don’t know, just throwing out ideas.

#rwby #rwby season 9 #bumblebee #shipping the horror #ruby rose #yang xiaolong #blake belladonna #curious cat rwby #red prince rwby #jaune arc #neopolitian (rwby) #cinder fall #tyrian callows

[epic-arc]

Spider Knight 3: Shocking News

Team J(N)PR were in their dorm each doing their thing until nora enters the room pushing the door hard and she would be with an expression of happiness and excitement on her face and everyone looks at nora confused and curious.

Ren: Nora did you drink coffe again?

Nora: No, I didn't drink coffee, I'm only like this because we were on the news!!!

Nora would get her scroll and everyone would stand behind her to watch the news which would start with Lisa Lavender packing up some papers and looking at the camera with a calm smile.

Lisa Lavender: Good morning people, today in the news we are going to comment on the reduction of crime in our city with the help of hunters and our vigilante spider knight.

She extended her arm to her right and there would be a panel with the city's crime graph that would be low and soon after it would show an image of team rwby and jnrp and on the side one of spider knight moving around the city but the photo would be blurred

Lisa Lavender: Our city is grateful for the help of these big hearted vigilantes now some interviews with citizens and their opinions about the hunters and spider knight.

The camera switches to Lisa walking through the city with her camera man accompanying her until they stop to talk to an old woman who is waiting for a bus. A bakery owner. and a mother who was on the playground with her daughter.

Lisa lavender: Good morning, madam/sir, we at the newspaper want to know what your opinions are about the heroes of our city.

Old lady: Ah they are being good boys and girls protecting us from those villains and criminals!

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Bakery Owner: Yes beacons students are great hunters and I believe they can go far already that insect man he should be arrested going to save the city and not having any record that is against the law!!

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Mother (thirsty milf): Spider knight is a great example for the youth and children of our city and I really appreciate him for saving my daughter when she was playing in the street and I promise to pay him back someday~~

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Some time passed, JNPR and RWBY were talking about the news and jaune would say that he would stop by the city but he would come back in the afternoon to go out with his team so they could celebrate for appearing in the newspaper. After jaune got away from his team he would put on his suit and go to the valley and he was swinging from building to building with his web until he heard some sirens and followed to where the police cars were going.

The police cars were stopped in front of a bank that would have its door burst and then spider knight swings himself into the bank carefully and guards himself on the ceiling seeing someone wearing a strange costume and who had two gauntlets breaking the door of metal from the safe and would enter seeing all the money kept and spider knight seeing the opportunity would enter and trap the villain against the wall with his web.

Spider Knight: Sorry buddy but if you wanted to deposit or withdraw money you should wait until 2 pm, that time is perfect, there's almost no queue. But tell me who are you human pineapple?

Shocker would let out a grunt and free himself from the webs and aimed his gauntlet at spider knight shooting at the same a sound wave throwing him against a pillar and he would look at seeing shocker coming out of the vault with some bags of money.

Shocker: My name is shocker. And I'm not here to play games, I just came to collect my paycheck.

Spider knight would stretch and look at shocker and be in a position to fight and shocker seeing this would shoot more sonic waves in the direction of spider knight but he will dodge swinging with his webs.

Spider Knight: Dude I love the gauntlets you have there I know two people who would love to have them can you tell me where to buy them or you did yourself?

Shocker: Why don't you come closer to see them up close!

He threw another sound wave in the direction of spider knight that deviated but would catch the debris that was going towards the window and throw it in shocker making him deconcentrate.

Spider knight seeing the opportunity approaches shocker giving him some punches and in the last punch he would try in the head and get hurt because schoker was wearing a metal helmet and seeing spider knight up close and shot another wave of sound making spider knight fall on the floor hurt and you could see the aura of the same blink so he aimed his gauntlets and shot a sound ray making his aura blink but before breaking he notices that the ceiling was almost breaking he throws the webs on the ceiling and pulls them making debris from the ceiling falling on top of schoker causing him to pass out.

Spider Knight: Ok let's see what we have here… Damn I think I have some broken ribs..

Spider knight approaches the passed out shocker and takes off his gauntlets and catches him handing him over to the police outside and he looks at the gauntlets that have a name crossed out something like ''schnee tech co-..'' , Spider Knight would look at the cops in a figure would be approaching him and would extend her hand towards him and she would have a serious expression on her face.

Yuriko Watanabe: Thanks for the help spider knight but i think it would be you rest after this fight and nice to meet you my name is yuriko watana be i am the captain of the vale police department.

Spider Knight: Dinada lady yuri and I think you better keep these gauntlets you can use for some investigation…

Spider knight delivers the gloves to yuri but before taking a picture and leaving the place and going to beacon and changing clothes and spending his time with his friends until very late he goes on the roof and sees pyrrha sitting on a bench looking at the sky and he approaches her sitting next to her.

Jaune: Today was pretty cool we were on tv and had a really fun day in the city don't you think?

Pyrrha: Hey, it was pretty cool…

Jaune would notice the sad and half despondent expression on pyrrha's face and put a hand on her shoulder which would make her slightly blush and look at jaune with curiosity and slightly confusion.

Jaune: Hey if something is bothering? You can tell to me pyrrha if it's ok for you.

Pyrrha: I'm just afraid that the fame I have as ''Invincible Girl'' will get in the way of you, Nora or ren or any of our friends..

Jaune: It doesn't stay like that pyrrha I think the most important thing is not the fame itself, It is having you with us and what matters is that you are a great team partner and friend.

Jaune would say that with a big smile on his face and would look at the sky and point to seeing a shooting star and pyrrha would be blushing and with a calm smile and would look at the shooting star with jaune holding his hand.

(Post credit)

Ozpin was in his room until glynda would arrive and give his tablet to ozpin and he opened it seeing the images of the shocker suit and his gauntlets.

Ozpin: Do you think that jacques is behind these weapons of these villains that are appearing in the city?

Glynda: Yuri said she would try to contact altas police and see if they can investigate this but for now we can leave the possibility that the schnee technology is being stolen or jacques is being sold behind his family and ironwood.

Ozpin would drink some coffee and look at two gauntlets and costume and then at glynda and she would look at him with an expression of curiosity and confusion.

Ozpin: Let's study this case, but before we have any thoughts that might harm us in the future, we have to protect this kingdom and this academy.

(Also yuri and shoker are they version of spider man from ps4)

#rwby #rwby au #jaune arc #lie ren #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #shocker #spider man au #spider knight #rwby jaune arc #rwby pyrrha nikos #rwby arkos #arkos #ozpin #glynda goodwitch #yuri watanabe

[the-silent-spring]

Stripped Down to the Bone

Haven was supposed to be simple. Get in, kill the Fall Maiden, get the Lamp of Knowledge, and get out. While the Tribe relocated to higher ground she would take the Lamp of Wisdom back to Vale and make sure that Salem's wrath was firmly centered on Oz rather than the Tribe. Sure, she'd never be able to return to them now that the cat's out of the proverbial bag, but what's one more sacrifice in the name of family?

She'd even briefly entertained the idea of trying to use the Lamp as a bargaining chip to get back into Ozpin's good graces. Ingratiating herself to the Ozluminati might've earned her a few allies to help watch her back if she hadn't absolutely torpedoed her credibility with Team RWBY and her own gods-damned brother at Haven.

In the end, the plans were moot. Qrow and Team RWBY had appeared at the absolute worst time, and she'd been forced to fight her own flesh and blood alongside Team WTCH to secure her path to the Vault. Then there had been the fight with Cinder, Vernal's death, and Yang…

Even if she hadn't been beaten within an inch of her life outside of the Vault, Raven wouldn't have fought her own daughter. She'd made some half-hearted excuses, vented her frustrations, and simply left while she still had strength enough to move.

Raven was out of backup plans, out of allies, and out of time. She beat a hasty retreat to one of the Inner Circle's old safehouses in Patch by way of a portal to Tai. She just had to hope that the CCT being down would keep whoever Ozpin left in charge from discovering that she'd occupied a safehouse and cashed out that old emergency savings account set up for STRQ's members.

If anyone had noticed Raven's return to civilization, they certainly didn't say or do anything about it. She's had plenty of time to recover from her injuries, get her head back in the game, and plot out her next move.

#lorecom raven