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shmorkyjr · 4 days

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A 43 year old man is *not* gonna befriend a child, that would be super creepy on his end anyway and i'm sure Dave wants to be left alone. Although, I do hope for his comeback one day.

Aw.. I just wanted to thank him for everything and be the best i can be! I want to be noticed and i hope he one day sees how thankful i am for all the joy and hope he has brought me! Didnt he befriend a child back in the day tho? I have lots of adult friends :3

And yes i have taken my pills but they dont do shit😎

He doesnt NEED to be my friend, itsjust a simple wish feom the nr1 fan! If anybody tries to argue that im not the nr1 fan, ihad to be sent to the psych because of how worried i was for him! I have spent over 24h in total on fanart and i know almost all of his works. My favorite being his oc Daisy! (Im litteraly married to Daisy, hello?)

I have spent hours and hours getting people to stop sending him hate and just calm the fuck down

I may be an ill litte fuck but if he himself makes it clear or shows any signs of discomfort, i will obey and do the best i can to make sure that my bullshit will calm down

Some people say he liked mentaly disabled kiddos and im one of em!

Also have u ever met him? Notmad just curious

I rlly hope ur not mad with me over my bullshit

Anywayyzzz im gonna go throw shit at the white house bc why not. Idk why but my brain is telling me that i need to make funni satire threaths abt the white house.

I have nothing against the white house, im neutral abt it

Anywayy, shmorky should totaly be president! Idc that im in sweden and im underage, im still voting!

I wonder if im some sort of angel... That would be SO COOL!

I also wonder if kiwi frams have seen my bomb threaths..

Hehe peepeepoopooweeweeoeoe

Why does my brain want me to type abt sonic the hedgehog now? Its off topic but my brain is telling me that if sonic was real he would be at waffle house

Im a computer!!

Nvm im a dinosaur

Imagine if i had an cool airplane and could fly anywhere i wanted! Id fly to the sun! That would be SO RAD!!

Id turn in to an lava monster with superpowers!! Idturn earth in to a big butterfly and id hop lnto it and fly to an completely diffrent universe!

Id name the butterfly phil, thats what i named my butterfly when i was a lil kid (i still am but im 13 now its diffrent)

Anyway did you guys know that autism cant be cured? For that i amsad because i hate having autism. Neil Cicierega helps my autism tho. His music is the coolest!

Imagine if big chungus was real? We would be SO DOOMED!! DOOM HOUSE REFERENCE REAL

This is so awesome, me and my virtual textbook.

Today i ate water and drank peanuts

Imagine if i was a cat, no school 4 me! Only food and sleep

But i need school to be genious and get moolah

At least im getting an A in the most important stuff so il be fine ig

Somehow i manage to be an total disaster in general but genious in school! Its called autism, folks! At least thats what my autism does, others are diffrent. My sister does okay socialy and not so well in school while im an absolute social disaster but an fuckass math genious (i hate math) weboth have autism. My sister is better at not acting totaly drunk when in vcs too!

This one time i was calling my best friend and i went on a rant abt how the clock was gonna rape us if we didnt wake up st the right time. That was offensive i know.. My brain hates me

I wont shut up and thats so awesome!

Anyway please dm me, we can talk there!

The song bill wattersson by lemon demon is so realatable and fire except i have no idea who bill wattersson is! Thepart about eating hearts and trying on faces and the power absorbing thing is not relatable however.

Its a total banger, go listen to it!

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ragnvdnir · 2 years

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Yes this is Detective 🍰 at your service, Your Highness. 🕵️✨

"I enjoy you seeing try tho, maybe i shouldn't have given you hints so you can try guessing longer," too late ;D well unless you have other stuff that you want me to try guessing- try playing hard to get by being more cryptic with symbolisms and/or recognizable but subtle references. 🤔🧐 Idk how to give an example but i'm used to doing that 😰 maybe... Look back on our crazy ass drama when you haven't known who the secret mystery anon was yet 😍 oh how i missed those times when you're going through a crisis bc of me 😎 i feel like trying that again 😎 but if u really want examples id try to think of some by later or tomorrow after our first day of exams 😋 as your loyal advisor why shouldn't i give you some when Your Highness asks for it? 🥰

I can relate with not liking your actual irl name tbh, my in-game name too is basically a name i'd rather like to be called or the name i put when games needed it 😌 and fyi since you have shared smth abt you, i have like 3 names. You and your siblings are really being 💅💅💅 with that royalty references 🤨🤨 if you're curious if im laughing when reading your messages: DEFINITELY. Im like cackling everytime bc it's so fun to talk to you 🤬😍 like most of the time, i dont like how passive-aggressive ppl are on the internet (typical GenZ behavior tbh 🙄 i mean i am GenZ too but i'm much more like a polite person bc im sexy 😎) but when it comes to you, Ein, it feels so funny and actually not offensive 😍😍😍 (this is coming from a person who gets offended easily by ppl who display rude attitude)

Thank u too for the goodluck wishes!! I gave up studying lmao it took me like 2 hours to finish one SIMPLE lesson bc i keep spacing out 💀💀💀 so yeah continuing is futile, i'd just speedrun it in the morning 😍💗 Gonna do my best and not die bc my Queen actually cheered me on 😳😋💨 i def wont leave u bc as your royal advisor, you might do more impulsive shit than ever before so u better consult me first if you have some tempting thoughts to actually act on 🤬🤬🤬 this is for your safety and so you won't regret anything 😩 your kingdom would def be in shambles at anytime with one dumb mistake 🤬💨 so dont decide stuff with your goofy ass impulsively and without your royal advisor's approval 😌😌😌 Gotta get you married off to either Prince Vyn of the Richter Clan or Emperor Diluc of the Ragnvindr Kingdom 😍 so behave your self young lady ✌️😌

I'm happy you're enjoying the playlist i sent you 😍😍😍 tbh im sorry to break it to you but like clair de lune and merry go round of life is too repetitive for me already so im so done with those popular pieces😌 there's so much more classical music out there SO ALSO tell me if i should send more playlist links bc for sure i do have a bunch to send you 💪💪💪

BONUS: *classical music playing in the mansion* "These music is my favorite" (what you said). "Actually you're my favorite music." (what diluc said). idk figure it out maybe 😋 i have your "voice" in mind but if you have other interpretations then that's cool. Yes it's cringe or whatever but anything for this man 💪💪💪

Also i think ur now experiencing my long-ass asks 😍 how do you feel about it 🎤🎤🎤

— 🍰.

you're not only a criminal (refers to the mystery game) but also a detective now? i see🤨🤨

yeah ik, its too late now 😔😔 bae idk how to be cryptic when im a blabbermouth and a honest person😇😇☝️naurr bc i was just said the "come out and show yourself" as a joke but somehow you really did gave me hint and that's how it all started🧐🧐 ngl i miss those times too (i sound like a grandmother reminiscing her youth days😟) examples would be very much appreciated, gl on your exams again, show the teacher who's the girlboss😼😼

us dissapointed on our parents now 🤝🤝🤝 but ig i got used to being called like that(my irl name) oooh three names? cant relate i only have one word name😶😶😶

we are girlbosses😼😼😼 mom said we may not be rich but we are rich in terms of name. mom is the real mastermind here💅💅

uhm as u should? im putting on my make up clown everytime i answer your ask and u won't laugh? thats offending maam🤨🤨 (oh no what i have done to you to say things like this😟😟 but slayy😼😼) im afraid that one day i might offend ppl for acting like this so im glad you're finding it punny👉😻👈

tbh i dont study even though i have a big exams coming up, i just give my all to my stock knowledge (self reliance at its finest😼☝️) and somehow i still manage to pass when most of the time i just listen to my instincts (if the answer sheet is multiple choices)

i will dear advisor🙄 (affectionate) but maybe i wont bc ik you will clean the mess i always do😽😽 im sorry but im not dainty like those other young ladies so lemme do what i want😾😾 and why marry one when i can just marry two and create a harem😏😏

ik merry go round of life is repetitive already but i still love it bc that masterpiece got me feeling like a royalty 😔👉👈 claire de lune isn't exactly my fav bc i prefer the ones with violin😗😗 go and send them to me anytime, i wont mind😉😉

i see your back into your fairy godmother agenda🧙🧙 nah but that actually made me stifle a smile

*grabs the mic* okay so ehem ehem! it feels nostalgic actually *mic drop 😼😼*

#—letters 💌#talks with: 🍰 anon #you have so many alias now👀#i edited this for 🍰 anon's information!#apparently cutting yourself off is ableist so i deleted that part #im really sorry i didnt know :((

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happyheidi · 3 years

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Hi Heidi! I'm Heidi too 😊 how do you feel about our name? Have you read the book? My mom got me several editions over the years and I love it, fits well into the cottagecore vibe too. And if it's not too many questions, do you have a favorite flower?

Btw I really love your blog, it radiates such peace from the pictures you choose and your tags 🥺 And I love your url because it makes me feel happy 😄

Heeey Heidi! That’s one cool ass name u got there 😎👌 my full name is “Heidi Therese” but only family calls me that. My dad wanted ‘Heidi’ and mom wanted ‘Therese’. I feel good about my name! Both of them. You know, I do believe I have one ‘Heidi’ book that was read to me as a little kid. Saw it a couple times on tv as well, but I don’t really have that much of a connection with it. But yeah I guess it’s kind of a cottagecore-y name. 🌸 You know, I hadn’t thought of that until someone asked if my name really was ‘heidi’ or if it was a reference to the book/show. Cus there where surprisingly many ppl who thought it was the latter. I took that as such a compliment! Made me feel good and kinda proud, in a way, of my name ☺️

Ohh ur so sweet!! Thank you so much! I’m so glad you get a good feeling when visit my little happy(heidi)place 😁 ♡ and that my url makes you happy is just… *chefs kiss* cus it does kinda make you a co-owner of the blog! Being happyheidi and all 😁 haha I’m a mess. Haven’t slept tonight (night owl 🦉 like previously stated lol) so that makes me ramble a little, but how can I NOT when I talk to a Heidi? Things are starting to wake up now tho. My birds have eaten ages ago (I’m a terrace-birdmomma😄) and it’s now time for my little Moffe 🐕 to use nature as her toilet ♡

Look at my angel! ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

As for the vibe I got from your blog;

Hahaha I loved that so much!

Oh, and my favorite flower is Dahlias. 🌸

#oo this was a long one #but MOFFE ❤️❤️❤️❤️#cottagecore #asks #dogs #chihuahua #moffe

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marlaluster · 5 years

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He seems so okay w Snoop n others, so impressive, for sure. .....

But what about when it comes to interracial dating??? Haha, surely theres no need to pose such strange questions. People being okay w blacks is just people being okay w blacks! Haha! This is so not anything to be considering. Ha. D'uh. This is so cool here w these big stars n things! Theyre so fit to "live the dream"! Ha! https://www.instagram.com/p/BtY0HyPBfW-/?hl=en Some text to a post w such referred to incidence or content, ie a page w the idolization of the token black associate, so appopiate! .... 64,305 likes edelman11 Unc is a living icon. 26 years running the game. Congrats @snoopdogg ... much love. ⭐️ matt_heath @mason_ball toomuxh_skrilla @peloquink that means you could’ve went on about your business instead you took time out to get my attention dumb ass jnev2112 Fo rizzle?! 💪🏼 mjchandonnet Who doesn’t love Snoop? I’m so happy he thanked himself! He’s awesome! anaw8kane @leahwking #snooplikesyohair tinagray1967 SNOOP!!!😍🙌😘 lateefah.hunter East sider 4 life OG Snoop jakejoly_ Gin and juice bumbae chrisbartosic @phoenixbillings @tripp_bordiere boss rclyde45 @somekindofstandard pay attention,Brady supported Trump with MAGA hat and is known friends with Trump,as are Kraft,Belichick. Jones,Dam and them support stand for anthem like Don says,the rest are just sons of b*tches. somekindofstandard @rclyde45 Brady and Trump have been friends well before he became pres so that’s a wash, Kraft is also friends with plenty of rappers and celebrities who are anti trump. Patriots players have knelt and only stopped when the rule changed. Meanwhile Patriots fans and supporters in regions known to love the team voted blue 2016 and have for a long long time. 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Snoop Dog —- And a kilo of cocaine in bronze placed next to the star jaheimjackson13 @donchichi_ how am I the racist ur the racist u call ur self a patriots fan but ur racist u stooopid asf elizabeth_ruth1016 @seneca_jane 😂😂 nicety55 Throwing gang signs at 47. Sophisticated elliebrooks315 @nataliebrooks_17 babygio1122 Love Snoop nataliebrooks_17 @elliebrooks315 I knew I’ve been feelin him lately for a reason 😂 haddadendo 🤮 tfrancis27 @vibewhittme patty_light12 @conairways you realize most of Hollywood hates Trump right? Lmfao patty_light12 @donchichi_ triggered ❄️❄️❄️ patty_light12 @badabing1983 triggered af patty_light12 @mrs.renatapinello triggered ❄️❄️❄️ patty_light12 @thesmythia ❄️❄️❄️ patty_light12 @rclyde45 ❄️❄️❄️ donchichi_ @patty_light12 dont be using my words you bernie sanders lover. 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Hahahaha kingkayayeneee @toomuxh_skrilla facts kingkayayeneee @rclyde45 tough guy jason__banana . rs944turbo My brother michiganmadetay Salute the Dogg! 💯 marckdegracia OG mallorydale 😍😍😍😍 jpreciado_70 My comment about this thurd was removed, so here we go AGAIN,,FUCK this PIECE of 💩🙉🙉🙉.. a.o.07050 @mrs.renatapinello tr UK mp is a disrespectful punk and he has a star mauimanadesigns1 #snoopdodoubleg #thaeastsidazsnoop 💯🤙🏼🌟 jive.turkeyy Long over do👌👌. I can’t believe trump got his first🤯🤯😔😔 grandzeno_dingle @donchichi_ you ain't nothing but white trash #Loser grandzeno_dingle @masshole5656 but your President is a rapist and sexual abuser grandzeno_dingle @ajdin_aj_89 wow white trash, racism still lives on, we definitely need Armageddon hush for people like you grandzeno_dingle @thesmythia yes all of your 300 racist white trash followers will agree with you in Hell grandzeno_dingle @vinpin67 you waking up was a poor choice grandzeno_dingle @ed2shred how many ? How many racist pricks did Trump Create or Reveal ? I'll wait so fuck you ed2shred @_dingle__ you people are the real racists. We all know 90% of blacks hate whites and then you racists wanna bitch and moan about racism 😂 masshole5656 @_dingle__ nice prison reference TYPICAL lol grandzeno_dingle @masshole5656 so it's okay to be a rapist and sexual abuser to you ?? Wow guess daddy really got in you as a baby grandzeno_dingle @masshole5656 guess youve been to prison before since you know it 😂😂 dummy grandzeno_dingle @masshole5656 first of all it's "Kool-Aid" if you're going to try and be racist at least get it right I knew white men couldn't read 😂, go ahead and shut down food stamps I'm an engineer that makes more in a day then you do over a year, you need those food stamps more then me, I didn't know racist people were so funny 😂😂 grandzeno_dingle @masshole5656 funny how you wanna talk about Racist but delete your comment "At least he's not black" there's a special place for you 😂😂 enjoy the food stamps pretty sure you can't cook either dumb jar of Mayo 😂 masshole5656 @_dingle__ sorry didn't drink it in the hood. Turning coke to crack isn't engineering or is it these days. Thank God for affirmative action. Nothing given nothing earned. 🐷 vinpin67 @_dingle__ you’re really funny you should try stand up seneca_jane @elizabeth_ruth1016 the doggfather ajdin_aj_89 @_dingle__ sir it’s not racism I love many artist that used to work with him . My favorite one is xzibit for your info. And don’t call me racist since first I’m not from America , I’m a guy from Europe . I don’t hate anybody but don’t spread your racism to someone else sir because you think everyone else. With all due respect . If it comes to@his music it’s fine but he is a porn producer and consumes more weed than anyone else . So if this is now how you get the star in Hollywood . Fuck this world . But again I’m not a filthy American neither I’m a racist. kenny.manning 💪🏿💯🔥 kristanelise But do you like black women? #askingforafriend 👀 NOVEMBER 20, 2018

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