#im a dumba$$

[amazingferret]

Tricking myself into practicing things I'm really bad at/find boring by drawing what's familiar.

#extreme card enthusiasts #listen its gonna be very boring for a while bc im v dumba nd cant do a lot of things

[embarasseddragon234]

U can't stop me: Texting Edition

Part: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13

#i keep getting these on Pinterest #so today's is texts #incorrect monkie kid #incorrect quotes #nezha is tired uncle/brother/older friend #listen the point is hes tired #pigsy calls people kid no matter how old they are #i have no proof of this i just feel it in my heart #im running out of names for these #i NEED those #its how i tell if ive got the right link when copy/pasting #also the group w Pigsy Macaque Wukong and Nezha is called ''Dumba$$ Immortals(and Nezha)'' #the dollar signs are important! #(Tang and him have a bet going on who can avoid swears the longest. it started when MK showed up and he is NOT losing) #(They don't even remember what the winner gets it's the principle of the thing)

[amandaleveille]

I'm obsessed w the faber-brodin pairing btw. They

#singlehandedly keeping us in this game perhaps #wild lb #me 2 months ago: i will NOT.enjoy this im not ALLOWED to enjoy the dumba replacement #me now: I'd die for them

[tblueger]

i hope russo knows that if dumba does get traded away and jimmy gets the A in his place i'm going to manifest myself in his house and start peeling flesh

#stop that . im already pretending a dumba trade isn't happening okay hes ours forever we need him . i need him . dont talk such things

[thatbender]

I was driving & a guy passed me & looked exactly like Kirill Kaprizov so if anyone knows what car he drives hmu 😀

#im probably just having hockey withdrawls #im delulu #im probably seeing things #but dumba does live near me & so does greenway when he was on the wild #kirill kaprizov #thatbender text post

[the-diabolic-acid]

No if I was the devil on your shoulder, I'd tell you to spend five bucks on the Diona poll. But I'm very KIND and angelic. i just like watching other people make bad decisions with money

HELP ME

#words.lol #good news for u i always make bad decisions im currently chasing down some etsy artists bc i ordered a keychain and a sticker and my dumbas #put my address wrong #so theyre all GETTING SENT BACK #life is so hard when u are small and a little guy and also a full grown adult who should know better

[thebluespacecow]

Shout out to me from yesterday

Bitch was stupid

#i had to make two last minute presantations and prepare for a lit exam #i did fuck all untill 5 pm #digital art #digital #it's stupid rough but i have too may ideas i wanna do to do them prperly #i swear im not this shit usualy #also yeah #i have a whole ass pumpkin on my windowsill #mspaint #doodles #sketch #this honestly wasnt meant to be that moody #dumbas #self sketch

[jrdsprgn]

Dumba :(

#im going to miss his smile the most #minnesota wild #matt dumba #arizona coyotes

[ofsunhillow]

have got to start drawing more Men tbh

#lately been in the mood to make one of those very soviet coded scientist characters. im sorry i think its funny #'how can i show that hes one of the EVIL BAD GUYS. oh i know im gonna make him russian' dumbas. you just made him a dilf

[theood]

Lol

#//////////////////// #//// #/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// #////////////// #i feel like a waste of space and a leech on resources. #Im so fucking dumb and stupid. I don't do anything right. I have no passion. No energy. I'm lazy as can be. Can't get a job. Can't hold a #job. Can't do anything steady to save my life. I'm fucking worthless. I feel so stupid. I can't maintain friendships. There's nothing in my #eyes when I look in the mirror. I'm already dead. I'm just letting myself rot at this point #I'm jealous. I'm stupid. I can't hold a fucking conversation to save me. Im not trying hard enough. everyone else had actusl real problems. #oh you're depressed in mommy and daddys house where you pay nothing at all? fuckong grow up you bitch. that's what you are. a fuckong dumbas #s bitch Elias. Fuckinh look at yourself #i should have just gone to college *** ****** ****** like god intended me too. I've know since 4th grade I don't know why I even bothered as #i got older. it'd do my friends a whole lot. #its so fucking tempting to just delete everything and not ever talk again. Im never gping to achieve anything becuase I was fucking dumb ass #kid who didn't apply himself. boo hoo you struggled in school everyone else did too. you're mot fucking special. you don't have anything #wrong with you. you just want attention. Get hit again bitch and maybe you'd grow a fucking spine. Look at yourself. Almost 21 and you're #nothing but a fucking cesspool of waste. You're disgusting. Nobody actually wants you and you know. #im so fucking tired of it all. I should have gone several states away and never came back. There's nothing for me here. There never was and #there's never going to be because nobody wants me. not any person not any job. not anything #its a chore to be around me and everyone always makes better friends and connections that aren't me because I can't be a fucking normal #person. * ***** **** **** ** *** *“” **** **** ** ******! #none lf my relationships last because people see through my bullshit and jump fucking ship because its the right thing to do. ***'** ******* #**** ****** ******!! Why bother with me. *** ******* **** *** **** ****** i know it #elias.zip #even if i get a job I'll still be fucking miserable because thats all my life will ever be. miserable. it's never going to start to get #good. ever. I'm not meant for anything. not meant for this.

[softwordshavepower]

Yknow what shimmies my jimmies? Rocket Money ads. Trying to have a good time and suddenly its “FiRsT, gO to tHe ReOcCuRiNg TaB”. Like stfu cunt. I aint give shit.

#i want to tear their skulls apart #im drunk #ignore my dumbas ramblings #annoyance is one hell of a drug #rocketmoney #fuck that bitch

[basilzebub]

So I accidentally ate that bug spray "off "

I had to spray the cabinets with it due to ants last night, and my dumbass forgot that a cup got covered in it and was by the sink to get washed.

I used the cup to get water and take my meds. . . a hour ago.

My lips got tingly then it went away, but now my stomach has raged war

I'm not dead so there's that

#it probably didn't kill me cus im not a bug #in all seriousness im okay #please dont drink from cups that have bug spray on em #dumbas #adhd shit

[shesalewa]

I f/cking hate it when my mom has to go traveling. I mean I get it she needs time to herself and I get to have no scolding.

But for f/cks sake her dumba// husband who does nothing but manipulate and leech off her money and her good for nothing son.

Don't do anything in the house.

I go to sleep early bc I have to go to school at 5:30 bc of some fun run???

They don't do the damn dishes. The leave the spaghetti out and don't put it in the fridge.

Well f/ck you wh/re. I'm stashing away all the food and make you both starve. Try me. Im not your damn maid.

Mind you this is the damn Philippines. We're around 42° - 51° something idk it's hot. And they left out the spaghetti. WELL GUESS WHO HAD TO EAT EXPIRED FOOD TODAY. ME. I DID. BC IM NOT GOING OUT OF MY WAY TO COOK THEM FOOD. THEY DON'T DESERVE MY SERVICES. F/CKING TRY ME.

#rant post #rant #mini rant

[brandonduhaimes]

Things that happened during wild open practice that im going to think about forever.

Mason shaw sliding across the ice to bug freddie

Dewey 1 then also going to bug freddie

Boldy and the deweys stopping to stare at the puck shaw launched into the netting (its the only picture i got of any chaos)

Boldy picking a fight with moose on the bench playfully

Dewey 1 throwing his stick against the glass not once but twice because he missed a shot

Certified mom of the chaos children (connor dewar) telling boldy to "get your butt over here" in the middle of conditioning

Ekkie watching chaos happening on the other half of the rink and immediately coming to join in

Ekkie and greenway play fighting every 10 minutes

Brods and dumba had a gossip sesh as normal but I thought that it was important to let everyone know they do it all the time

Mason picking on Boldy

Boldy then putting Mason in a chokehold in retaliation

Dewey 1 smacking all three of the other chaos children with his stick

Hartzy patiently waiting for a child who made a sign for him to come back down the bleachers to give him a puck

Reavo playing rock paper scissors with children for pucks

Mason was chosen to lead stretches (stretches lasted about 15 seconds after mason was chosen to lead them. I think he may have gotten distracted)

Boldy mason and dewey 2 trying to make friends with the children in front of the glass

Dewey 1 not paying attention and running all three of them over

Dewey 2 getting a goal and Boldy screaming and making as much noise as possible from the bench

Mason scoring and then slamming himself into the boards because cellies are just as important in practice as they are in games

Dewey 1 pouting on the bench because his other three line mates were running a drill

Boldy then coming to sit next to dewey 1 after to make him feel less left out i think

Dewey 1 coming out early to steal pucks from the coaching staff

Dewey 1 grabbing mason by the back of his sweater to turn him around

Kaprizov spurgeon and zuccy all watching chaos caused by the aforementioned and choosing to stay on the other side of the rink

#minnesota wild #mn wild #brandon duhaime #matt boldy #connor dewar #mason shaw #hockey #ryan hartman #ryan reaves #matt dumba #jonas brodin #kirill kaprizov #jared spurgeon #mats zuccarello #jordan greenway

[flaticeball]

the thing about the dumba brodin thing from media day that’s just. killing me here though is not just brods knowing he wasn’t okay and being like dude no im not letting you go back out there - even though it was such an important game, even though he’s a key player, even though that’s his D partner - it’s the fact that dumba listened to him. hockey players are notoriously stubborn as all fuck and prone to racing back in no matter what but the fact that brods had the standing in that relationship, the trust that dumba had to have in him to be like ‘im not letting you endanger yourself’ and have matt listen to him? im just fucking. inconsolable about it.

#gav gab #minnesota wild #head injury cw #gd i feel insane. im a fucking wreck.

[eggtartz]

a/n : SANZU YOUTUBER FIC FINALLY DONE NYEHE, pretty long because i've been wanting to do this for a long time

summary : q&a with sanzu 🫶🏻

masterlist

: ending manga spoilers!

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sanzu : hi everyone welcome back to my youtube channel, hope you're going well! anyways as you can see i have two chairs today but spoiler alert it's not for senju it's for.. cue the dramatic music!

y/n : *makes drumrolls noises with a pan*

sanzu : my girlfriend, y/n!

y/n : *holding the pan* hi everyone! oh gosh a bit nervous here i-

sanzu : babe? the pan..

y/n : o-oh yes *puts pan aside* well, let's just move with it yes?

sanzu : yeah so we're going to do a q&a for y/n and she's going to answer to each one of them yes?

y/n : yup!

sanzu : awesome so first question, where did you first met me?

y/n : oh wait i don't think im allowed to say that *giggles while not looking at the camera because it felt awkward*

sanzu : i mean it's been a long time ago

y/n : i mean, we met at a gang meeting and him and senju was my division captain and vice captain so senju kinda matched us right haru?

sanzu : yeah she kept doing these dates which were disguised as meetings so we could see each other everyday

y/n : remember that day she ditched us in the middle of nowhere? *sanzu laughs while running away while y/n laughs, face out of frame*

sanzu : no, everyone imagine! we had an argument yeah and senju just left us on the street! *sanzu yelled from across the room while y/n is gasping for air still outside from the frame*

y/n : oh gosh and our phones weren't with us too, shinichiro had to pick us up and we got scolded

sanzu : *finally sitting down* oh gosh okay second question, what's the thing you like most about me?

y/n : wait there's so many things i like about you

sanzu : list three of them

y/n : ..... *stares at sanzu's face*

sanzu : how dare you?

y/n : *laughs and face gets out from the frame again* okay, geez he's so grumpy! alright, you're gentle haru i like that. you're selfless too and cares about me a lot even though you don't show them. i appreciate that

sanzu : *dramatically wiped non-existing tear* i love you too babe. okay next question, what was your first impression of me?

y/n : i was like ayo damn he's prettier than me?!

sanzu : NO WAY

y/n : it's not like in a mean way babe, it's like almost like majestic way kinda because your lashes are very pretty i love staring at them

sanzu : is that why mikey always said you're daydreaming at meetings hm?

y/n : mikey doesn't know what he's talking about!

sanzu : aight next question, do you like my siblings?

y/n : ain't no way you're asking me that question babe. THAT'S BORDERLINE DUMBAS-

sanzu : ITS THE QUESTION'S FAULT NOT MINE

y/n : SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE READ THE QUESTIONS BEFOR-

sanzu : NEXT QUESTION

sanzu : people keep asking do you we have a matching tattoo, so is it a real tattoo and if it's real how many did we got together

y/n : we've been together for three years and we did four tattoos right? *fingers lifted showing four fingers while sanzu nodded*

y/n : we did one at the back, at the neck, at my ankle, your collarbone and at the ribcage

sanzu : do you have a favorite one?

y/n : the one on the back is really cute, it's that silly childish things where you have to like finish the sentence so you need to have two parts of the tattoo but i like how cute it was. plus ran did it for us so it was more memorable that day

sanzu : yeah the way he kept chattering at that day wow fucker really has a lot of energy. okay next, where was our first date?

y/n : wait we have several first dates *snorts* because we kept getting distracted by the division members and the others kept bugging us so there was attempts for a first date but i think the sunflower field? right?

sanzu : mmh i think so too. that was the only date we had in the early days where the others weren't bugging us

y/n : *makes eye contact with the camera* oh shit i forgot we're recording uh anyways sanzu here said he found a place so we both went there and had a simple picnic. it wasn't much or fancy but it was nice and we still go there if we have time

sanzu : yeah, the place is really nice and windy and everything. gotta love the place

y/n : gotta love the flowers there too!

sanzu : okay so what's your favorite thing to do with me?

y/n : i like doing everything with you haru

sanzu : *grabbing the pan earlier* im about to hit myself with this pan woman you're so sweet to me stop it

y/n : *laughing while smacking the table* i really do though! maybe waking up next to you? mornings with you too i think? but i also like *y/n kept talking while sanzu has left his chair and laid down in the floor, face down* HARU?!

sanzu : i don't deserve you..

y/n : get up!

sanzu : okay last question

y/n : shoot!

sanzu : can you imagine yourself marrying me? *sanzu throws the phone and hides his face in his hands*

y/n : *blushes too* i mean, you were planning to be my fiance next year right?

sanzu : yeah *muffled*

y/n : so yes! i'll marry you haru, no doubts!

sanzu : okay guys videos over, next video is me vlogging our wedding reception

y/n : that's so soon!

sanzu : okay guys i think that's it for today? hope you enjoyed this chaos of a video and do leave comments down below if you would like y/n to be our guest often because honestly she's loving this aren't you?

y/n : yup!

sanzu : don't forget to subscribe and hit that like button! bye, y/n say bye!

y/n : bye! *kisses the lens of the camera*

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bloopers

sanzu : someone asked ass or tits what the fuck

y/n : but you don't have tits haru

sanzu : no it's a question for me i think but excuse me i have a little bit at my chest area

y/n : no you don't *sips coffee*

sanzu : you- SENJU! SENJU GET YOUR ASS HERE FOR A BIT!

senju : *kicks the door while wearing a headset* wassup?

sanzu : she said i don't have tits is that true?

senju : what the fuck? *senju wears the headsets back in her ear and walks away*

y/n : okay fine you have tits but not actual breasts tits. they're there

sanzu : really?

sanzu : *🥺* thankyou for saying that, draken has been training my weak ass so having tits motivate me more

y/n : say that again?

a/n : i love chaotic youtuber sanzu

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