#im a dumbass. fuck

[draculagerard]

#APPRECIATE THE EFFORT GUYS. unfortunately im a fucking dumbass #got lucky and the professor excused me this time #moose blabber #moose asks

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc wherein learning magic is similar to learning how to play music. 

So basically, the creation of a summoning spell is like a full composition/song made of smaller components or ‘notes’ for things like gravity shifting, and geolocation, and transportation etc. which is why Magic can be taught and spells can be man-made. 

Danny, however, is the equivalent of having Perfect Pitch. He can compose entire songs of spells without really thinking about it due to his royal titles (ambassador/king/high prince) but doesn’t really know how to be specific which lands him in some trouble with Clockwork. His portals are coming along a lot better with the help of Wulf but its critical that Danny learns how to control the range of his magic *something something, for the timestream something* *blah blah according to the will of the ancients blah blah*. 

So put on the course to learn Magic, Danny decides to hunt down the House of Mystery and study up by himself. He’s doing community college online, what could a little bit of Magic self study really do to his schedule? This place has literally every magic resource he could need! 

Turns out he has a roommate in the House of Mystery- John Constantine does not take well to the fact that half of the spells Danny is creating are causing him issues with the JL. Random shit appearing, random shit disappearing, portals everywhere and don’t get him started on the fucking ICE present on every bloody thing the magic reaches. Not to mention there is no reason a normal human kid should be able to have this much power behind his spells. 

John attempts to teach Danny the basics like a little kid gets stickers placed on the keys of a piano. The problem is Danny has the ability to compose entire scores of Magic all on his own, and absolutely abhors the training wheels John is putting on him. 

Danny: You’re patronizing me! 

John: You deserve to be patronized. 

Just like, Danny learning Magic in various ways that you might teach kids to play musical instruments from the various Magic users in the JLD. Causing chaos along the way, found family, the whole nine. Stickers on the instruments for notes, taking away guitar strings that are ‘more advanced’ and replaying Twinkle, Twinkle little star over and over again. 

Danny can play the Magic equivalent of Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake but cannot play Chopsticks. 

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dcxdp #dc x dp #Danny Phantom #john constantine #jld #justice league #dc universe #Danny learning magic is a full journey #john is just as amazed as he is annoyed #eventually he turns to captain marvel and says 'hes your problem now' #'billy has no idea how to teach Danny cause he also randomly came into his ability to do magic #Zatana is losing her mind cause shes in total awe of him but also what a dumbass #Dr fate nopes the fuck out of there #eventually John figures out that the kid is mostly using ghost magic #and then assumes the worst about the kid being a revenant or something #Danny will not explain being the ghost king for any reason #why? #because its funnier to answer 'idk dude im from illinois'

[nightgoodomens]

Sometimes I’m ok

Sometimes I remember this

And I’m not ok anymore

#this is the most painful gif in existence #what the fuck david Tennant #what’s that painful breathing #fucking hell #it’s like he knew aziraphale is going to tear him to shreds #crowley baby I’m so sorry #good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow #IM NOT OVER HOW GOOD THE ACTING WAS

[tanzdoesthings]

hey silvermoon people come get some foood-

(designs by @shkika !)

#rain world #rw sliver of straw #rw looks to the moon #rw sos #rw lttm #rw silvermoon #tanz art #rw slivermoon #i’m such a fucking dumbass who makes a whole comic #about mistaking slivers name. and then fucking MAKes THAT EXACT #MISTAKE EVERYWHERE BUT IN SLIVERS NAME TAG IM GONNA LOSE IT

[axolotlclown]

Ok, none of you know what's going on. None of you understand why so many women and young streamers are stepping forward right now. None of you understand why this has to be public.

Multiple large streamers have used their fame, influence, and money to manipulate and abuse those they see as below them. So long as they continue to have fame, influence, and money, this cycle will not end.

This is bigger than just individual cases of sexual assault or other abuse. This is a break down of a much larger problem within the entertainment industry.

These women are telling stories about very powerful men in this space. They are sharing stories of abuse and manipulation. This is very scary for them—it could ruin their careers or lives.

Stop saying "they should have handled this privately." This isn't a private matter. So long as these men have power, they will hurt more women. They aren't sorry. They won't play fair.

By trying to stay silent and bury these accusations, you are ensuring these women never know peace. You are ensuring that more women get hurt.

One day your boss will assault you, and all the men in your life will blame you for waiting as long as you did to speak about it. They will find any reason to blame you. They don't want to get rid of your boss. They hope that one day, they can assault a woman just like you.

This is fucking serious. This is real life. This isn't just some fucking fandom drama that we can bury and move on from. These are real life issues that require real meaningful discussion.

Stop trying to discredit these women just because your streamer is in trouble. You are part of the fucking problem.

#and if youre still confused as to what the problem is #i have a million posts about it already #im so sick of hearing this dumbass take #if you dont have anything productive to add to the conversation #then shut the fuck up #my god #this shit is real #yall are going to get jobs and go to bars and realize how fucking real this shit is #thoughts of dante #fuck it #ill tag everyone #shubble #wilbur soot #caitibugzz #caiti #georgenotfound #gnf #dream #dreamwastaken #andi #punz #wisp #kit wisp #illumina #am i missing anyone? #i think thats it #oh #sapnap #hell be relevant here in a minute #anyway

[surven-snacks]

a little while later...

Anyway yeah, I saw that some OC admins gave their babies different uniform designs and I thought that it's my turn to say fuck you to the limited and frankly not aesthetic enough fashion items in game and just put matters into my own hands.

Also, yes, Sunny now has an additional mole under her right eye. Thank you for noticing <3 Lemme know what you guys think of my redesign!

#That ticks off Mr. Saguaro off the list of teachers i wanna draw #he's a bit difficult with expressions because of the handlebar mustache but I'll learn! #also I feel like atticus and sunny would get along super well because she loves fashion and he makes clothes #theyd totally be besties if arven isnt trying to hog that position along with Nemona and Penny #pokemon #pokemon scarlet #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet oc #pokemon scarlet sunny #pokemon oc #pokemon atticus #atticus #pokemon nemona #nemona #pokemon saguaro #saguaro #professor saguaro #also jesus i could have just posted a normal updated sheet but NOOO i have to make a fucking comic because im a dumbass

[thebuttsmcgee]

The chronos raid is so unbelievably fucked to think about.

Achilles who helped raise Zag and was helped into reconciling with his lifelong lover, Dusa who went through someone that the residents would look down upon to someone who was respected by even Nyx and a best friend to both Zag and Meg, all of Nyx's children that do reside there, the only place they know they belong and call home, as well as Nyx, each and every single one of them changed for the better by Zag's efforts.

And of course, the family of hades, Persephone who had long abandoned the underworld, only to join back due to her only son who she loved so much she went behind Olympus for it, poor ol' Cerebus who's just a little guy, my sweet lil guy thang.

Each and every single one of them, all having to flee or be caught by Chronos. Having to leave their only home, fleeing to whatever spaces of the underworld that isn't affected by chronos. Imagining the sheer guilt Achilles felt abandoning his boy when alone with Patroclus, the sadness Dusa felt fleeing from her new home and her only friends, and who knows what even happened to Than, who's loyal to Zag to an extreme fault, who I doubt wouldn't try to stay to protect them all.

#meanwhile stupid fuckin zeus is just fucking with mortals in whatever dumbass way he can think of LOL #Hades #Hades 2 #Im ngl I think thinking of achilles is what made me wanna post this #cause. man. ya know? #and idk how many of the other underworld residents are affected by it. theseus and asterius... #ttheseus pummeled is a bit funny to think of tho ngl LMAO #oh righr whopps #hades 2 spoilers

[acaesic]

happy birthday dallon!

#dallon weekes #idkhow #my art #this made me lose so much sleep #i had to do it all in one night because. im not gonna be here may 1-5 #so here i am. apr 30. cramming this when i should be packing for my dumbass trip #i have to get up at 5am tomorrow what the fuck man #its almost 3 #but #id say it was worth it :3 <3 #i gave up once i started drawing his jacket lol

[whaliiwatching]

pining queer people stylin

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #CONCEPT LOCS HOBIE SAVE ME #how did they not go with this design like i adore the wicks wouldnt change em for the world but dude dude dude #peter is me im projecting onto him bc holy SHIT #as soon as robbie gets peter to talk abt his feelings for one (1) minute he is gushing abt hobie’s style #theyre both a little younger here i think #also the emo (lack of) haircut for peter is so funny to draw #he’s so fucking goth without even knowing wtf goth is #prolly the kinda dumbass who thought his hair was straight until he let it air dry one (1) time without brushing #sigh theyre so fucking in love #scalp scritchies kinda love........

[kitamars]

idiotic things

#Oh no……….im soft #affirmation of affection in the only way these fucking dumbasses know how #apologies for my shitty handwriting btw lol #i felt like my usual arial text would undercut the attempted serious nature of this #or maybe it would have been fine idk #save me ginhiji…. #they’re everything to me #sakata gintoki #hijikata toushirou #ginhiji #gintoki x hijikata #hijigin #hijikata x gintoki #gintama #ok bye

[dunkinbublin]

TAILS

& knuckles

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #tails the fox #knuckles the echidna #its been a while since ive attempted to render anything that tails looks not half bad eh #maybe ill actually do a full piece (no i wont) #really like tails with more blue cus im a dumbass with color #fuck it theyre wacky cartoon animals im just pulling what ever markings out of my ass #oh yeah #fuck u nine i hate ur spider ass tails pain IN MY ASS #tails nine #sonic prime #nine the fox #dunkinsart

[rabbit-rays]

id in alt.

destiny island trio check checking in destiny island trio how are we doing. it seems like bad

#kingdom hearts #kh #kh3 #kh kairi #melmem is a great game and im so mad that riku doesnt fucking let her come with him. riku that is your BESTIE!!!! dumbass.

[kazanskyed]

he was a poem he was fucking illiterate

#icemav #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #my stupid idiot boy #dumbass (affectionate) #what up im jared #im 19 #i never fucking learned how to read

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

"Laughing stock" can be their ship name ;)

OHHHHH GALAXY BRAIN thats so good omg. LaughingStock my beloved <3

#i KNEW there was a fitting name along those lines #my dumbass self was sitting there last night like 'something... stock... joke... nah theres nothing' #but you Got It ty ty #with the help of everyone we can get this name Approved and Widely Used & Accepted #because its stellar #either way im gonna be tagging my howdy/barnaby stuff with it #welcome home #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #welcome home puppet show #howdy pillar #barnaby b beagle #LaughingStock #edit: and no one will see the reblogged version where i lost my mind in the tags #over CONTINUALLY FUCKING UP THIS SKETCH #first i forgot his antennae that i Actively Reminded Myself To Draw while making this #then i updated the pic here but i accidentally erased a bit. and also the blushy effect is gone now so fuck me i guess #im incensed <3 purely off my rocker <3

[dotted-clouds]

Guess who is opening emergency commissions because a personal issue regarding school just landed on my lap...

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#txt.post #commission post #man #context is that dumbass school shit occured where a class was on indefinite wait-list #my financial aid is strict on my student education plan and since it never happened they canceled my pell grant #now i owe $925 because of one fucking class. im pissed #I'm calling later to resolve this but truth be told this is an emergency just in case it doesn't go smoothly due to lacking funds #I don't have money to repay this im sorry for this #long tags sorry

[a-very-tired-raven]

sometimes i like to imagine how he'd react to other bug 'mons..🐛🔥

#jeep.jeep #guzma #guzma pokemon #pokemon #sizzlipede #pokemon sun and moon #pokemon sword and shield #team skull #talon.scribbles #anyways here ya go. i did this bout two days ago? #kinda proud of it it ngl #but no way im coloring cuz i have no idea how to shade or render LMAO #but ye hes been plauging my mind...drawn him thrice this month #ALSO I KNOW THE SIZZLIPEDE LOOKS FUCKED UP DONT CALL ME OUT ON IT #and my dumbass forget to actually draw the zigzags on the side of his jacket.....shhhhh