#im literally wagging my tail rn

[rainbowroachies]

TW: Zoanthropy

How normies think my physical nonhuman mind is:

"I'm so delusional, I'm like an animal."

How my physical nonhuman mind really is:

Day 1: "I'm an animal."

Day 2: "People see me as delusional so I'll just say I'm that."

Day 3: "No wait, I'm not delusional I'm an animal it's real."

Day 4: "I guess I share some traits with zoanthropic delusions but I'm really just an animal and I'm not accepting arguments."

Day 5: "Wait... Really?"

*cycle repeats*

Remember, zoanthropy can look different for everybody! No experience is the same. And some are actively looking for treatment or not.

#therian #alterhuman #australian shepherd therian #australian shepherd #therianthropy #theriotypes #dog therian #therians #clinical zoanthropy #zoanthrope #lycanthropy #zoanthropy #delusions #delusional #nonhuman #ahuman #im literally wagging my tail rn

[whumpy-wyrms]

I LOOOVE DRAWING I LOVE ART

#my hands are shakinf it’s hard to draw i hate this pencil #my favorite mechanical pencil i’ve been using for five years that i named Penny broke when i dropped them on the floor a few months ago and #i’ve been sketching with pens ever since because getting another pencil feels like i’m replacing Penny and i feel bad #i cried when penny broke they were my favorite pencil and now i have a new one but it’s not the same and im sad #this new pencil is absolute shit but buying another one feels like i’m betraying Penny im sorry Penny fuckficjcjff #i love drawing i love art i gotta get better at drawing animals plesplslsllss animals are so fun to draw but im shit at it #i literally don’t know what’s going on with me rn im so fucking hyper and im shaking and all i wanna do is draw draw draw my favorite blorbo #Aspen’s fursona but this pencil is SHIT #i srsly gonna get up and run around and scream right now but i CANT #dude i need wings to fly i fucking need wings right now i neeed a vampire and werewolf to bite me right now plewsersserrr #i’m gonna explode my mind is soooooo noisy #AAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAF DJDHSHHEHEJAKEHFJSKAHEHSJWHSGFJDJEHHWJW #i cannot take this #i need a tail to wag rn #i wanna howl at the moon but it’s DAY TIME AND IM AG SCHOOL #ahahahaha fuck my phones gonna die #i need silas to bite me and tear through my skin and rip me apart right now PLEASE #i don’t know what’s going onnn #why am i so WEIRD something has changed me #I LOVE HARLEY POEEE #my phones gonna get sent to the office if i keep this up #see ya later alligator 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊 #wyrms says stuff

[sunkingwrites]

It's your fave sicky icky boooyyyy <3

#sunkingpics #i feel good rn- i have more soup and im olaying animal crossing- handing out gifts to all my lovely villagers #not that rat guy tho- he can leave-- uughhh he's so ugly 😒 #Drago is literally wagging his little dragon tail to his music while he cooks 🥺 #im gunna cry- some of my villagers are so so cute #Drago <3

[wndaswife]

im literally scratching emo wanda behind the ears rn her tail is literally wagging and she’s sitting in my lap at this very moment she’s literally my little puppy…. like fr…..

#rae rambles #emo wanda #WAAAA it makes me think of young fidelity wanda in the beginning of the fic she is so puppy

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adamsapple oneshot for @rius-cave, @sugarry-sins and @aesusen

Im huge fans of you you guys btw. And I hope @aesusen would possibly use my hazbin hotel heaven oc

Also slight nsfw stuff (which i hate) , and tuns of swears

Adam pov:

I couldn't believe this, I mean I literally couldn't. First I was the first man on earth, then I was the first human soul to enter heaven, then head exorcist, now I'm a stupid demon on a fucking leash, and owned by the one who fucked my wife's. All because I needed a place to stay, and it was so I can apologize for all the damage I did to the old hotel.

And I knew he was enjoying this, always teasing by saying stuff like "if you be a good boy for daddy, I'll give you a reward~" and "who's my little bitch~" and let's not forget "Look how far you've fallen~". All of those things he said made me turn into a tomato. I hated his constant flirting but I signed my soul to him. So I had to just deal with it

Today I heard lucifer calling my name somewhere after breakfast, and since he owned my soul, I had to. I went to the main entrance of the hotel, seeing lucifer waiting for me with what seemed to be a bunch of papers next to him. I was confused on why there were so many. I hope I wasn't going to hold all of them at once. I looked at lucifer who was turning around to notice I was there.

"Ah you made it! Your such a good boy for daddy~" lucifer said makeing me flush out of embarrassment. "Today will be a simple task, as you notice I have a fuck ton of papers" lucifer said in a energized tone. He looked kinda cu- WHAT! DID I JUST FUCKING THINK THAT?! I I HATED THAT WIFE STEALING MOTHER FUCKER. WHY WOULD I NEARLY THINK HE WAS CUTE?!

I snapped back into consciousness after lucifer waved his hand in my face. "Hey you back" lucifer asked me as my face blushed, I nodded as I looked back at him. "So anyways these papers happen to be fliers for the hotel. If you can put up at least half of them..." lucifer said as they looked at me to finish the sentence "I'll give you a reward~" lucifer finished his sentence as he grabed my chin so i could look at him better, making me blush slightly. "Fine" I groaned out as I picked up half of the papers like luci said.

"But why half" I asked "because I want to make sure that my little pet is safe~" he said Making my face turn red as he chuckled "I just thought after all the really hard work you'd deserve a little less" luci explained the real reason.

28 minutes later

I was walking around hell putting up the fliers to advertise the hotel. While I was doing that, I couldn't help but think about earlier. I didn't know why I nearly thought lucifer was... cute. Just thinking about it makes my tail wag a little. All I could think about was his red cheeks, his toothy smile, his red eyes. I didn't get why I'd think fhat of him after stealing my wife's.

Eventually I reached the p@rn studio. I always got uncomfortable every time I was there. I overherd that angel dust talking about Valentino, and how he described him made me not wanting to meet the guy. I went to the alley, knowing well that sinners go there all the time, to do whatever they do. Placed the last flier on the wall. All the sudden I felt a hand Placed on my shoulder, I turned around to see it was Valentino himself.

"My my, if it isn't adam, the first dick ever" Valentino said Making me uncomfortable. "Yep that's me, look man I got to go" I tried to walk away but Valentino stopped me. "Whats the matter? We have some time~" Valentino said on a flirty tone, Placing his hand on my chin. I was nervous on what he was gonna do to me

Lucifer pov:

I was in the main entrance waiting for Adam to return. "He should of come back by now" i said to myself. "Well your highness, you own his soul, couldn't you just sense where he is" I herd husk say cleaning the bar. "That's a great Idea" I said as I started channeling my energy to Is conjure up a mirror type thing to look at where adam was. When I found him (spiritual) I saw Valentino trying to seduce Adam, as Adam looked uncomfortable with it.

I felt angered. Ever since Adam got into hell I started to develop feelings for the guy, and he's about to get r@ped by Valentino, the one who licked my daughter's arm. I dashed out of the door forgetting to close the mirror to show where Adam was. I was too focused to save Adam. I've grown to attached to him to much to let him get hurt.

Adam pov:

I was backing up away from Valentino feeling the most uncomfortable I've ever been ever. I eventually backed into the end of the alley, there was no way out of this. Valentino pinned me to the wall as he lifted my chin as he grind, "a fallen angel huh~? That could be anyone's kink~" Valentino said as in a flirty tone. "YEAH WELL MY KINK IS SMASHING BUGS YOU HORNY BUG" I herd someone yell before he hit Valentino with a shovel.

Valentino got knocked out and fell to the ground to show lucifer, dropping the shovel on the ground. It was kinda ho- DAMIT I DID IT AGAIN?! WHAT IS FUCKING WITH ME TODAY. Lucifer ran up to hug me, making me shocked and made me blush a bit as I returned the embrace. "Thank God your ok" lucifer said as he placed his hand on my cheek, making me blush. We stared at eachother for a bit, looking into eachothers eye's for I don't know how long.

Lucifer eventually closed the gap between us, clashing are lips together as we kiss. It felt like an eternity to be honest, the kiss was nice, I never expected to enjoy a kiss from lucifer out of all people but I did. After a few more minutes we broke the kiss as we looked at eachother. My eyes widened as I touched my lip "holy shit luci, that was-" " I know, it was kinda... nice" luci cutting me off as he cherished my cheek, making me blush at my comment of are kiss being nice

"I- I think I love you luci" I said, all flustered of are situation. Lucifer chuckles at my comment "I love you too, now come on, let's get back to the others" lucifer said as he walked me back to the hotel.

EPILOGUE

Lucifer poc:

I was on the couch cuddling Adam as I slowly started to fall asleep. I opened my eyes to see a dark empty void, I knew what was going on, and any moment now SHES gonna appear. "Well, well, seems like someone's got a new boyfriend" I herd a feminine demonic voice echoing in the black void

"WHAT DO YOU WANT ROO" I yelled out, trying to get answers. Red eyes formed all around me as a figure started to form from the distance. "Oh you know what I want" roo said as her spider like limbs made of what appeared to be wood on her back move closer to me. "I'm not giving you my soul. You might own Liliths, but you can't get me" I said as I turned away from roo.

"OK, but make sure your little boyfriend is safe, never know what could happen" roo said as she opens the palm of her real hand to show a flame with a silhouette of adam in the middle, as her black hair with a fade of red glowed showing her eyes being lifeless, her mouth being shut with a smile even as they talk, her outfit of rags having holes in them, her legs representing of of a goat like animal.

"Don't... you... DARE HURT HIM" I yelled out in anger, "who says I'm planning to. But... even if am, what are you gonna do about it" she said with a demonic echo in her voice as her arms became somewhat of some sort of stone monster, with her hands becoming the color of blood. "You know I'm the root of all evil, the reason hell exists, the one who grows more and more powerful with each death in hell has. So even if you tried to protect him..." she opens her other hand with another flame, one with the silhouette of Charlie "you still have a daughter ot protect" she claws me. Making me wake up from that nightmare

"You ok luci" Adam asked out of general concern for me. I looked at him both happy that he's safe but also concerned of what could happen to him. "Yeah I'm fine, just a nightmare" I said sounding rather calm of what just happened. "Don't worry I'm here to protect you" Adam said sounding confident. "Thanks my apple" I said as I snuggle up to him "but I need to protect you" I thought to myself as I look back at him

Roo pov:

"Soon luci, soon you'll be under my control" I walk around the giant hell tree representing the tree of knowledge with a force field in an opening letting me see hell. I walk to my toy chest, pulling out three puppets, one of Eve, one of Lilith, and the final one of alastor "I mean it hasn't been hard to make these three my play things and with one being a guy inside at all times" I laugh maniacally as I grow bigger and stronger, showing a new soul has died permanently. "Isn't that right..... eve" I say as I turn around at eve. Who was chained to the ground cause of me

"Yes mamm" eve said in q scared tone

This seems like a plot of a episode tbh. And I hope my three heros read this. Also I am proud of this!

#hazbin hotel adamsapple #guitarduck #guitarapple #adam x lucifer #lucifer x adam #hazbin hotel oneshots #hazbin hotel roo #Hazbin hotel

[cartoonrival]

3 15 16 22 smirks

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

ok if im being honest im STILL thinking about ytp/exploding hotdogs inthe micrwave-amy. NO SHE WOULD FUCKING NOTTTTT you guys just think that any girl liking traditionally feminine things automatically = no personality so the only way you can wrap your head around "fixing her" is making her less "girly". im still going to war over what ppl are doing to amy. literally no one on the planet understands amy like i do and shes not even one of my faves. i dont even enjoy understanding her like she's my own daughter i do it like its an obligation like im legally required. i also recently learned that "does naruto having blonde hair and blue eyes mean he's white-coded" is legitimate discourse and i fr think you all need serious help

15. that one thing you see in fanart all the time

ok this is my biggest hater opinion and i KNOWWWW its like unnecessarily pissy so i havent said antyhing abt it until now but i think you might understand me. I DONT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE GIVE SHADOW SOME LITTLE THING TO TAKE CARE OF. I DONT LIKE HIS CHAO AND I DONT LIKE [expunged for my and others' safety] AND I DONT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE JUST GIVE HIM CATS. HE CANT TAKE CARE OF LITTLE CREATURES HE DOESNT CARE TO DO THAT HE DOESNT WANT TO HE JUST DOES NOT HAVE THE CARETAKERS SOUL LIKE HES NOT DOING THAT. HES NOT DOING THAT. BUT PPL DRAW IT ALLLLL THE TIMEE.......... IS THERE NO OTHER WAY WE CAN SHOW HIS SOFT SIDE THEN GIVING HIM SOME LITTLE CREATURE. HES NOT DOING THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!! its so stupid bc its not even like ooc NECESSARILY i mean his chao exists in at least some canons and theres nothing really saying it COULDNT happen and its such a harmless thing to be a hater about BUT I HATE ITTTTTT also when ppl make the hedgehogs wag their tails BE SO SERIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

literally every ship with amy. i think you guys just are desperate to ship her w someone. AROACE AMY SWEEP. ASK ME ABOUT MY AROACE AMY AGENDA!!! also i know youve talked about this 1 million times but i cannot fucking stand how the greater fandom talks about scourge bc none of them even KNOW HIM AT ALL and miss literally EVERYTHING that makes his character interesting and fun bc you didnt even READ ARCHIE you just decided to take this one dude out and sand him of everything of note so you can make him a sad little meow meow ToT SONIC HAS PLENTY OF SAD LITTLE MEOW MEOWS CANT A GUY JTSU SUCK??? CANT HE JUST BE A TERRIBLE LOSER? COME ONNNNNNN but ofc you wouldnt understand bc you didnt even READ ARCHIEEEEEE.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

JULIE SU. JULIE SU. JULIE SU ALWAYS. theres literally so much that could be said and expanded upon w her family and background and not even in the way that canon didnt give her anything at all and you gotta diy everything, shes SUCH A FUN CHARACTER shes so funny and such a jerk and everyone writes her off as "girl knuckles" so fast that they wont even LOOK at how much unique personality she has and how UNIQUE her relationship w knuckles is LIKE.... ken penders actually gave js a fun and unique and dope personality, the FANS are the ones writing her off as girl knuckles. ummmmm its not looking good for you people! and theres the assumption ig that all the romances in archie just suck bc theres sort of a lot of them, obviously i dont like every one COUGHken and sallyCOUGH but like ToT KNUXSU IS SO SO SO GOOD.... THE WAY THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER IS SO GOOD like you guys wipe every characters personality to put them in a ship, then talk about knuxsu as if thats the issue with it and why you dont like it, but. ITS NOT EVEN LIKE THAT. AND IF IT WAS SHOULDNT YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF SLOPim sounding like lorillee rn. QPR KNUXSU AGENDA WILL NEVER DIE

and in the same vein as js, lien da also. ppl just in passing say that either shes hot or shes ugly and no one talks about that creepy as fuck issue where eggman surgically put her back together. that issue was so fucking dope. shes so awesome. i love you lien da you are terrible and i love you.

obviously literally just all of archie. nobody talks about archie. i fucking love archie but everyones too scared. i wish i could make that au

#asks157 #sth #answered sonic for u but i thought youd get a kick out of white narut0.

[needytboy]

you look like a good boy are you a good boy

literally wagging my tail rn yes im a good boy!!! hi!!!!

[reikissu]

gorou as your lover !

a/n: hello everyone! i am back after my long ass hiatus, this has been on my mind lately and im having gorou brainrot rn but i hope yall like this <3 theres also some tagalog in here hehe, i was blushing and giggling while writing this..

pairing: gorou x gn!reader

characters: gorou & kokomi

genre: fluff

warnings: none

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This man loves you with all of his heart, would never do anything to harm you. As the general he is, he is kind of protective (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡ the type of affection he gives you is quality time, words of affirmation and physical touch

His petname for you is ‘my love’  (ง ื▿ ื)ว

He puts a strong and brave image around his troops and Kokomi, but when hes alone with you he goes all soft for you. Whenever hes finished with his work he’d come running to you with a smile and hugs you tightly

(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) “Y/N! i missed you so much, have you been well? Ah, and i brought some Sakura Mochi for you!” MY GOD KINIKILIG AKO

Loves it when you pat his head and give him attention, often lays on your lap only if no one is around but you and him only╰(*´︶`*)╯, melts into your warmth everytime and falls asleep with a soft smile and a slight tint of red on his cheeks. Followed by his tail wagging HAHA

Trains with you for the both of you to get stronger at the same time, “Our training was splendid today Gorou! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ” “I agree, your skills are getting better and better my love!” you both compliment each other hwvdjhqweh

He once tried making a Sango Pearl bracelet for you and kept failing and failing, at one point he had to ask for advice from Her Excellency, Kokomi. "How to make a bracelet? Oh my, are you planning to give one to Y/N?" "Uhm.. well... yes i am, but it seems that i keep failing everytime.. You seem like the type of person to know how to so, may you please help me Your Excellency?" "Of course, my pleasure!" after Kokomi taught him, he got the hang of it and made one perfectly!

You both take peaceful walks around Watatsumi Island, adoring the scenery in awe. “The view here in Watatsumi Island is beautiful, dont you think so too Gorou?” you say as you watch the waves splash, adoring it. “Yes, very beautiful..” he said but he wasnt looking at the sky, he was looking at you. AAAAAAA

He often collects some sea-dyed blossoms and places it on your hair, smiling at you softly (//▽//), “You look so beautiful, my love.” he says as he puts a hair strand behind your ear looking at you with love in his eyes. Your face was red as a crimson witch flower

Loves being in your arms when you both sleep beside each other, he literally just opens your arms and wraps them around him then boom hes sleeping so soundly due to the fatigue of keeping guard at the camp for days. He finally feels at peace now around you, gives you a loving goodnight kiss before drifting off.

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© reikissu do not repost/steal any of my works and repost it on other platform/s. I do not own the characters i write for at all, Reblogs are appreciated though ♡

#gorou x gender neutral reader #gorou x reader #genshin imagines #gorou x you #genshin impact #gorou genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin x you #gorou my beloved #genshin fanfic #genshin fluff #gorou fluff #genshin impact fluff #gorou x reader fluff #fluff imagines #imagines #gorou imagines #gorou x gn reader #fluff #genshin impact gorou

[beepyhonkz]

Literally gonna start giggling and kicking my feet around out of pure joy im actually so dogkin it’s ridiculous!!!!!!! I’m so freaking happy if I had a tail it would be wagging so freaking fast !!!!!! the little dog in my brain is running in so many circles rn <3

#therian #therianthropy #therian community #dog kin #dogkin #dog therian #canine kin #caninekin #canine therian

[mac-and-thefox]

Mac im sending you so many hugs rn 🫂🫂🫂 i also come bearing kitty and puppy thoughts for you

kitty Dew and puppy Mountain get so excited whenever they see each other theyre literally the bestest friends in the whole world. normally is Mountain who gets the most visibly excited and bounds up to Dew to hug him and lick his face and try and get him to play but sometime Dew will pounce on Mountain and leap into his arms and snuggle into him. they both purr so loud when they together and Mountain wags his tail so much and Dew makes biscuits and headbuts him. they get up to so much mischief together too. Dew cant reach something high up that hes probably not meant to have (cookies)? no problem Mountain can get them down for him! Mountain needs help digging holes in the lawns surrounding the abbey? Dew can dig holes too! they would get chided way more often if they both werent so gosh darn cute. Mountain has the biggest puppy eyes and Dew can do a perfect puss in boots impression. and at the end of a long hard day of causing mischief and being adorable and napping and playing they both curl up together (with Rain there too ofc Dew cannot sleep without his Mousey) and drift off into a peaceful sleep filled with sweet dreams about their best friends

i hope things get better for you soon 🫂🖤🫂🖤🫂

Thank you my love 💙

I love these thoughts. They make my heart very warm.

I'm grateful for you💙

#ask box #sphy💙

[shelterskimmer]

YOU DO NOT GET HOW HAPPY I GOT WHEN I READ THE TAGS ON MY LAST ASK OMG LITERALLY WAGGING MY TAIL REAL RN IM SO :DD

-lurker (tysm omg<3)

(My standards are showing </3 but its fiiine)

OMG <333 ?!?!??! stoppp thats so cute omg...!! patting u 4ever dear lurker ^_^ !!!! u can always reach out whenever :D

(& LOL no same. same. low standards gang 🤝)

#MWAH !!! #asks #lurker anon #anons

[wolfw33d]

im literally wagging my tail rn

#puppyposting #^_^posting

[darkvveb]

looking up stuff abt my chosen name and im literally like wagging my metaphorical tail rn my love and passion for it is reignited and i am reminded why i chose these syllables to represent myself

[ID: a collection of smiling pokemon faces with the caption "damn bro you got tbe whole squad smiling :]" end ID]

#my name means 'rival' btw just fun fact #immm happy stimmy rn. joy and love on planet earth #txt

[spectrum-system]

i am so emotionally unstable rn, i just looked at my half asleep dog and he looked back and his tail wagged and im literally crying again over him being suck a good boy

[gogogyarchive]

my dog is just a little man.... a big dumbass toothless mfcker. one might even say a floppy bat eared bitch boy <333

#im a cat person but i love dogs bcause i love animals in general #and my dog is my numero uno #hes so spoiled. he does this thng where he sucks on a toy and literally falls asleep with it in his mouth. idiot #so ofc i buy him 10 million toys #hes a pit shepherd mayb lab mix and is the biggest idiot to ever live. hes like a serious kind of idiot. he thnks hes intense #but actually has no braincells #i call him toothless because he had to have his top canines removed so hes all gummy up there ashdfdgdhfg #idk why im talking abt him rn hes just here w me and bein a cutie #dogs bein all sleebie in the morning are so e word #denver #my beloved baby boy #personal #mine #not mcyt #w #when i look at him and his tail does a couple tiny little thwaps onto the bed #look away and the wagging stops #but then! i look back and he thwaps again #truly riveting stuff #im just ramblin. sleep deprived dog rambles don mind me

[crykea]

I should post a compilation of my post-work looks because they're honestly my best

#8 hrs sweating in 40 degree heat making beds and then i come home and become MAXIMUM coze #i get to see abby tomorrow so that will be a fu change in routine tho!!! :) #i should probs go 2 sleep but i miss them so :) gif of golden retriever wagging tail #i thi k i just saw them uhhhhhh last friday? #so a week ago #but they r good :) #gonna bring a change of clothes and shower at their place #hm wait maybe i have clothes in my drawer there ill have to ask #literally am so far into these tags rambling rn that i dont even remember what the original post said #i shouldve gone 2 bed 2 hours ago like i eas planning im very tired #OOOOOO TIGER BALM TIME FIRST #tiger balm tjme for my hips knees n ankles n feets #i am. exponentially sore