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[detroitbecomefandom]

Connor: I’m a sensible, peaceful man.

Hank: Five minutes ago you threw a chair at Gavin.

Connor: That was a sensible, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to throw at him.

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[allegedlyanandroid]

Someone, pointing to Gavin: Is this guy bothering you?

Nines: Yes, but he's my husband, so I kinda signed up for it.

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[incenseburnerdreams]

Gavin: I need a man that can break my back.

Nines: Like in what way?

Gavin: (walking away with a smile) ...

Nines: (increasingly more concerned) Gavin. In what way?

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[coockie8]

Markus: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Leo: Bold of you to assume I was ever held.

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[connara-and-friends]

Machine!Connor: I hate you and everything you stand for. I want you dead, you deviant.

Kara: We were making out five minutes ago.

Machine!Connor, still holding Kara on his knees: That meant nothing.

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[plxnovak]

DBH Characters as Textposts (Part 13)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12

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[robocopconnor]

Connor: *saves Gavin from self inflicted trouble*

Gavin: I can't believe I'm saying this, but thanks

Connor: Don't thank me, thank Nines.

Gavin: But... why?

Connor: If my brother didn't care for you so much, I would have let your ass get out of that mess alone you sniffling weakling.

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[yeahhiyellow]

Markus: Hey, Carl! Would you like to play chess with me tonight?

Carl: Of course. Let's get to a room.

Carl: *opens the door of the first room*

Josh and Simon: *kissing inside the room*

Carl: You know, eh, let's go to another.

Carl: *opens the door of the second room*

Kara and Luther: *kissing inside the room*

Carl: Okay, we'll just go to the next...

Carl: *opens the door of the third room*

Carl: Oh, thank god, nobody's in here.

Carl: *turning to Markus* So, what color figure do you prefer-

Markus: *kissing North and Connor*

Carl:

Carl: Oh god.

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[v1pix]

Chloe 1: Elijah is missing, can you find him?

Chloe 2: what, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Chloe 1: well, do you?

Chloe 2: yeah, hang on

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[detroitbecomefandom]

[at Gavin's untimely funeral]

Fowler: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*

Fowler: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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[allegedlyanandroid]

Connor: Cheer up, Nines! It's spooky season!

Nines: Every season is spooky season when you're haunted by your life choices.

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[incenseburnerdreams]

Nines: Don’t make me do this Gavin.

Gavin: Fuck you Nines, I knew you would do this, I never should have trusted you.

Nines: You left me no choice Gavin, it’s what i was made to do.

Gavin: Please… I only have one card left.

Nines: (placing down a card slowly) …Draw four.

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[coockie8]

Perkins: I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don't stop.

Markus: Wouldn't even notice with the type a shit I got goin' on.

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[connara-and-friends]

Connor: Who ate the cupcakes, that I was preparing for Hank’s birthday?! I’m going to—

Kara: Haha, sorry…

Connor: —make some more. I’m glad you liked them.

Kara: Yeah, I really liked those cupcakes! That’s why I ate 10 of them, haha!

Alice, behind the counter:

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[plxnovak]

DBH Characters as Textposts (Part 15)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14

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[julientel]

he's definitely sneezing

all the time

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