#incorrect hadestown quotes

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Persephone: Tell Hermes about the birds and the bees.

Hades: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

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[incorrectmusicals]

Hermes: Never question your wife's choices. Remember, you were one of them.

Hades: That is exactly why I question her choices.

#source: me #hermes #hades #persephone #hadesephone #hadestown #incorrect hadestown quotes

[jomarchswritingjacket]

Hermes, introducing the gods: Persephone’s the one with the drinking problem.

Persephone: The problem is I don’t have a friggin’ drink in my hand!!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect hadestown quotes #hadestown #hermes #persephone #source: bob’s burgers

[lady-of-the-upside-down]

For today’s performance: the role of Hermes will be performed by YOU, the audience! (300-page sheet music in every chair)

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[paranoiahaven]

In light of my show's Hades telling Orpheus to "go on, baby" in "Epic III":

Eurydice: Why does Hades call you "babygirl"?

Orpheus: How about we stop talking for a little while?

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[spacedust-ghost]

Demeter about Hades: Persie, darling, when I said "Take what you can get and make the most of it", I didn't mean,,, whatever this is,,,

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

chiron: don't come on too strong achilles, turning to patroclus: come home with me patroclus: who are you? achilles: the man who's gonna marry you patroclus: achilles: achilles: i'm achilles chiron:

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[newsiesreference]

medda (to jack): you wanna talk to him?

jack: yes!

medda: go on… jack?

jack: yes?

medda: don’t come on too strong.

jack (to davey): COME HOME WITH ME

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[gardenfeather]

Hermes: Just chill. Don't be weird. You want her to like you, right?

Orpheus: Okay!

Orpheus: HI YOUR GOING TO MARRY ME

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[stingrayextraordinaire]

Hades: Sorry for the mess.

Persephone: What? This place is spotless.

Hades: I meant me. I’m the mess.

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[incorrectmusicals]

Persephone: *gets home for fall*

Hades, to their kids: Okay, who can go hug mom the fastest?

Hades: *outruns the kids and hugs Persephone first*

Hades: I win! Your little baby toddler legs are too slow!

#source: me #persephone #hades #hadesephone #hadestown #incorrect hadestown quotes

[jomarchswritingjacket]

Eurydice, about Orpheus: This one’s different. He’s honest, and sweet, and he wouldn’t do anything to hurt me.

The Fates: HE’S A GUY!!!

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[lady-of-the-upside-down]

Eurydice: You can tell a lot about a person by their shoes

Orpheus: Hades, for example, is completely ridiculous

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[paranoiahaven]

Everyone When Orpheus Entered Hadestown

The Fates and Shades: Who the fuck are you?

Orpheus: 🎵La~ la-la-la la la la~🎸🎵

The Fates and Shades: Oh-- okay then.

Source: @thesixpennybook

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph, about April: You wanna talk to her?

Donnie: Yes.

Raph: Go on. But Donnie? Don't come on too strong.

Donnie: *nods*

Donnie, to April: Come home with me.

April: Who are you?

Donnie: The man who's gonna marry you.

April: ???

Donnie: I’m Donatello.

April: Is he always like this?

Raph, facepalming: Yes…

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: hadestown #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #donatello #april o'neil #apritello

[meditando-en-paris]

I'm pretty sure that Achilles and Orpheus play the lyre together in the Elysian Fields.

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