Young Catra: So, when’s this all happen? Does everyone skip leg day in the future? Do I get muscles in the academy? Oh, wait do I get girls in the academy!?
Catra: Catra! Time travel exists. It exists! Isn’t that crazy?! Every conceptual idea you had about the universe has been thrown out the window, yet your big question is, “Do I get a girlfriend?”
Young Catra:
Young Catra: Do I?
Catra: Fuck’s sake.
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Alex: I’m your big brother, I should be able to protect you.
Reggie: You know you’re the youngest amongst the three of us, right?
Alex: Not mentally
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Willie: Who traumatized you?
Alex: Do you want a list?
Willie:
Willie, with his sleeves rolled up: Yeah, actually
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Luke - You know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Alex - Those are missing posters.
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Julie: *Screams*
Luke: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Reggie: Should we do something?!
Alex, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Julie’s instagram: *a picture of luke*
Julie: My boyfriend. Thoughts?
Alex: And prayers 🙏
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Rhonda: So how did you die?
Reggie: Oh, we had bad street dogs.
Charley: Well, that’s a new one.
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Luke: *telling Julie about a gig the guys played back in the 90’s* It was crazy
Julie, remembering the time he misspoke and called the Grinch the Grink: Was the Grink there?
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Reggie: My parents always said that if everyone jumped off a cliff, I should too.
Alex: Your parents said that?
Reggie: They were not very nurturing people.
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alex: ugh, this party’s dead
reggie: so are we!
alex:
alex:
luke: he has a point
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Alex: Hey, look guys! I bought a hoodie for me today!
Luke, Julie, Reggie, Willie: For us.
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Alex: I'll see a man with long hair and remember I'm not above temptations of the flesh
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Julie - Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Luke - You stab me, and when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house.
Reggie - You stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.
Luke - Good thinking.
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Flynn: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Reggie's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
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Reggie: There’s a message in my alphabet cereal!
Luke: What does it say?
Reggie: Ooooooo
Alex: Those are cheerios
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