#incorrect kh quotes

[xiiiwayfinders]

Riku: I mean, yeah, we’re like total bros and stuff, but I would kiss you if you asked.

Sora: What?

Riku: What?

Lea, in the background: HE SAID HE WOULD KISS YOU IF YOU ASKED.

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[strawbbkuwata]

Ienzo: So there’s been rumors going around that Demyx and I are dating.

Ienzo: Raise your hand if you thought we were dating.

*Everybody raises their hands*

Ienzo: Demyx put your hand down!

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[incorrectroxiriquotes2]

Stranger: I like your top.

Kairi: Thanks his name is Roxas….

Roxas: Kairi!

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[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

Ira: Gula, *darling*, I'd hate to think you had anything to do with this.

Gula: 'Course not, Ira. I'm only here for the food.

Source: Ever After

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[the-messenger-hawk]

[KH2]

Roxas: What if...my life is just someone’s dream?

Hayner: What? No, that can’t be true. We’re not watermelons.

Roxas: ???

Hayner: In dreams, everyone is watermelons.

Hayner: Sheesh, Roxas.

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[cloakedapprentice]

Lea: Gross. I hope he dies alone. Isa: He will. I’ll make sure of it. Lea: ????? No?????

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[dreadcleric]

Xehanort, pinching the bridge of his nose: I can't even express how disappointed I am in all of you

Demyx: You left 11 men and a lesbian in a castle for ten years, what did you expect?!

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[almost-correct-kh]

Eraqus: Where are you going?

Xehanort: Hell, eventually.

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[incorrect-organization-xiii]

Roxas: why does Saix call you babygirl

Axel: how about we stop talking for a little while.

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[ienzoskingdom]

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[oblivionscience]

Roxas: Does anyone know of and good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment?

Demyx: Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.

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[xiiiwayfinders]

Xigbar: All right, Zexion, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!

Zexion: I’m not even your kid-

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[strawbbkuwata]

Demyx: I played scrabble last night. It was a nightmare

Luxord: Why? Scrabble is fun

Demyx: Not when you’re playing with Zexion. He puts words like “aposiopesis” and I put “dog”

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[incorrectroxiriquotes2]

When Roxas and Kairi have kids.

Roxas: Kairi the kids didn’t finish dinner.

Kairi: Just throw them away.

Roxas: *pushing the kids out the door* I’m just as shocked as you but what your mom says goes.

Kairi: Roxas no.

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[strayheartless]

Sora: which one of you was going to to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

*whole room stops*

Riku: Y-you’ve been putting it in cold water?!

Sora:…

Kairi: sora?! Answer the question sora!

Sora: yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the “tea-ification process”. Didn’t realise there was an actual reason…

Roxas: you don’t have the patience to to microwave water for three minutes?!

Ven: why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To. Boil. It?!

Roxas: you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?

Ven: IT 👏🏻TAKES 👏🏻LESS 👏🏻THAN👏🏻 A 👏🏻MINUTE!

Xion: Bestie, is your stove top powered by the fucking sun?!

Ven: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL WATER ON A STOVE?!

Roxas: like seven minutes!

Ven: just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes! Less than that and you use a saucepan!

Xion: yOu aRe pUtTiNg tHe eNtIrE mUg oN ThE sTovE?! Your stove is enchanted!

Riku: *head in hands* every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic…

Terra: DO NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE FUCKING KETTLE?!

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[the-messenger-hawk]

Roxas: Nothing’s never happening to me. Never.

Axel: I know, I'm— Wow, you phrased that so weirdly.

Roxas: I may have a concussion.

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