#incorrect kuroshitsuji quotes

[potatoes-4u]

Ciel: What's your type?!!!!

Alois: Anything honestly, but nerds especially.

Ciel, desperately as Alois bleeds out: Your blood type!

Alois: Oh! B positive!

Ciel: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP RIGHT NOW, JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE-

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[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Finny: Sebastian, can we sleep in your room tonight?

Sebastian, with an exasperated sigh: Why? What happened?

Mey-Rin: We played with a Ouija Board and cursed all of ours.

Baldroy: And Tanaka's no help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits so he's just throwing green tea leaves at them.

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[mr-humphries]

Eric: craft an elaborate plan, make sure Alan doesn't die, collect 1000 souls, and run away with Alan.

Eric: what was your plan

Alan: don't die. (Optional)

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[teddylovestea]

Sebastian: "You´re spoiled."

Ciel: "Well who´s fault is that?"🙃

Sebastian:

Sebastian *internally*: damn I´m about to lose an argument to a thirteen year old

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[bapydemonprincess]

Grelle Sutcliff: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Othello: Wasn’t Ronald with you?

Ronald Knox: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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[onikiribattousai]

Undertaker: Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

William: *stabs his eyes with two carrots* You lied to me.

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[adhd-mess]

O!Ciel: “I have a solution.”

Sebastian: “I already have one, but what is it?”

O!Ciel: “It involves fire.”

Sebastian: “Absolutely not.”

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[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Grell: The thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: Evil, you know?

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[random-incorrect-quotes-boi]

Ciel: I am not the bigger person. I am the smaller person who is prone to pyromania.

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[potatoes-4u]

Sebastian: You have to apologize to alois

ciel: Fine.

ciel: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Grell: Are you implying that I occasionally stray from the rulebook?

William: I'm implying that you don’t own a copy of the rulebook, and if you do, you've certainly never opened it.

Grell: . . . Fair point.

#Incorrect black butler quotes #grell sutcliff #william t. spears #source: unknown #Incorrect Kuroshitsuji Quotes

[mr-humphries]

Eric

Would you still employ me if I was a worm 🥺

Will

I'm away right now, please text EMERGENCY if there's an issue.

Eric

EMERGENCY

Will

What the fuck is wrong with you.

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[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

More incorrect quote !

Ceil: * looking at his distant relative and the momma at the window* Sebastian

Sebastian: yes my lord?

Ceil: how many letters came in for (yn) asked for courting this week?

Sebastian: about three this time, seems she is quite a popular widow

Ceil: Burn it, she belongs to this family and she birth a living proof of it * he means that reader is a wife by marriage and the results of her giving birth to one of the blood lines *

Sebastian: yes my lord

Yesss~The drama

Because that's really the only way you can get out from under his thumb So you're definitely trying to respond to someone, ANYONE

🖤🖤🖤🖤

(Y/n): *Casually walks past Sebastian*

Sebastian: *Stops walking*...Mistress?

(Y/n): Yes?

Sebastian: You have something your not supposed to have, don't you?

(Y/n): ....

Sebastian: ....

*(Y/n) takes off running with the letter with Sebastian following right behind*

(Y/n): CHILD, RELEASE THE KITTENS!

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[bezierballad]

Grell: "I sent you a message asking and you said yes!" Sebastian: "You were asking me if I could get you extra nuggets at Wendy's, not if I wanted to get married." Grell: "So you don't want to get married?" Sebastian: "No."

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[t4tgrelliam]

Grelle: William where'd you get mcdonald's?????

William: .....Mcdonald's?

Grelle: Bitch give me a fry.

William: Is that how you ask???

Grelle: Bitch PLEASE give me a fry.

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[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Ciel: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”? Grell: … Grell: …Should I not have?

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