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hjemne · 4 months
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If anyone is making those X as textpost / incorrect quote meme things and is looking for textposts to use, I've got about 400 in this google drive folder
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jeena-says-hi · 1 year
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Sam, nervous and bad at flirting: Uhmm, you smell really good...
Danny, equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I use both my nostrils
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dwarfstaralloy · 2 years
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incorrect quotes meme || ray & len [ @secretswritten ]
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wildthiiing · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes @perchsnug asked: Javy & Bradley
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incorrect quotes meme || rip & len [ @secretswritten​ ]
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hostess-of-horror · 2 years
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Incorrect Quotes Meme 💜
Thanks, @theboarsbride, for tagging me!
Rules are to use this generator, but with your characters from whatever WIP!
I will be using my horror story WIP, Heaven Sent!
@tiramegtoons @lemonbaloni
Ezekiel: You read my diary?
Maryanne: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Ezekiel: What do you have?
Maryanne: A KNIFE!
Ezekiel: NO!
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Ezekiel: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Maryanne, are a fucking cactus.
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Sarah: Are you drinking enough water?
Ezekiel: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
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Louise: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Maryanne: But ya' didn't!
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Louise: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
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Maryanne: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
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Maryanne: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
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Ezekiel: What happened to Sarah?
Maryanne : They died.
Ezekiel: They what?
Maryanne: They died, but they’re okay.
Ezekiel: …Can you please clarify?
Sarah: Clarification is for the weak.
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Sarah: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Ezekiel: Damn, if people did that to each other, Maryanne would've killed me years ago.
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ask-smokescreen · 1 year
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Meme
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((@thedecepticonstrueleader ))
Send in ✏️ and I’ll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses! (please remember to specify how many muses/which muses for multimuses!)
Smokescreen: Can I ask a dumb question? Pharma: Better than anyone I know.
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Pharma: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together! Smokescreen, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Smokescreen: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Pharma: You sleep with a teddybear. Smokescreen: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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postalninja · 2 years
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Incorrect Quotes Tag
Tagged by @thepotatowriter - thanks, bud! :D
Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.
Olberic: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Primrose... H'aanit: As you should be. Olberic: No, for real, they're kind of- H'aanit: As. You. Should. Be.
Olberic: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- H'aanit: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Olberic: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Primrose, recording: This is so cute.
(This one is mean, but it made me laugh so I’m including it) H'aanit: *talking about Primrose’s funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today! Olberic, shocked: Did someone else die?
Primrose: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Olberic has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them. H'aanit: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at? Primrose: I knew you’d understand.
Primrose: Olberic- Olberic: *sighs* H'aanit used to call me Olberic... Primrose: ...Because it's your fucking name.
Olberic: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes... Olberic: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps. Primrose: ...That took an unexpected turn. H'aanit: So did their neck.
H'aanit: You don't think I can fight because of my gender! Primrose: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Olberic can fight in that dress either. Olberic: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Olberic: WHO ATE MY BREAD?! Olberic: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- H'aanit: I did? Olberic: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today H'aanit. *walking away* H'aanit: H'aanit: Their gone Primrose. Primrose, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh! tagging @cajunandfire @diana-fortyseven @cicaklah @mythblossom @magentasteam @aerodaltonimperial @wingsyouburn @runicmagitek
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tc-doherty · 2 years
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Incorrect Quotes Meme
I was tagged by both @italiangothicwriteblr and @worldstogetlostin to do the incorrect quotes meme so I decided to do one for (almost) every story and just see how accurate they are.
Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.
Celestials
Seneria: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Gheist: I’m worried about you. 
Accuracy: 10/10
The Deadlands
Genevieve: Where are your parents? Margherita: What are parents? Genevieve: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard. 
Accuracy: 8/10
The Desert of Claw and Fang
Safa: Do you even know what an amulet is? Rahim: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Safa: Rahim, those are omelettes. Rahim: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing. 
Accuracy: 7/10
Dragon's Daughter
Felisjyta: Do you take constructive criticism? Errys: No, only cash or credit. 
Accuracy: 8/10 (sad Patrice didn't get selected though)
The Gryphon of Sirray
Yom: When's the last time you slept? Enori: Uh... a few days ago, I think. Yom: A few- how many?! Enori: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers... Yom: What you need is sleep! 
Accuracy: 9/10
Hoofbeats
Kadife: N... No! Tirzha: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes??? 
Accuracy: 11/10
The Huntress of Anihwen
Tanwen: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield." Siani: Opposite over hypotenuse. Siani: Dipshit. 
Accuracy: 6/10
Into the Witch's Wood
Robin: Shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought! Frost: I thought you didn’t have a brain and now you say you have thoughts? 
Accuracy: 7/10 (if it had pulled Ingrid instead of Frost, it would've been 10/10)
Laero
Nelli: Retta just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe. 
Accuracy: 10/10
Magic Black As Knight
Bracken: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Swanahild: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first. 
Accuracy: 9/10
but also because it pulled those two and I really wanted these idiots:
Iskandar: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Clovis: Iskandar, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Accuracy: 10/10
Miracles
Arwyn: I am a responsible adult! Guiscard: *raises brow* Arwyn: I am an adult.
Accuracy: 8/10
Northbound
Risaul: We have a problem. Kyraen: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them. 
Accuracy: 100/10
Second Chances
Mahesha: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this! Izare: Apparently, we're not. 
Accuracy: 6/10
The Swan Husband
Catkin, texting Celendine: I’m a theif. Celendine: Thief. Catkin: Theif. Celendine: I before E except after C. Catkin: Thceif. Celendine: NO.
Accuracy: 7.5/10
Temitope
Computer: Please enter a password. Temitope: *types in Sigrid* Computer: Your password is too weak. Temitope: How fucking DARE YOU-
Accuracy: 8/10
The Thief Queen
Zephyral: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Piper: Where did you get that? Zephyral: My pocket. Piper: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Zephyral: Skills. 
Accuracy: 10/10
Untitled 1
Dante: You’re jealous. Nyari: Jealous? Dante: That’s why you were being so negative about this. Nyari: That’s absurd. I’m always negative. 
Accuracy: 6/10
Untitled 2
Liu Tengfei: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken! Li Mujin: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss. Liu Tengfei, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
Accuracy: 7/10
Untitled 3
Tiarnach: Do you have a self-care routine? Anrikas: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents. 
Accuracy: 9/10
I'm tagging @emilyoracle @muddshadow @jess-p-edits @memento-morri-writes and @magefaery if you want to!
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sweetandsourstalker · 2 years
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📜 Yen and Lizzie
Lizzie: Walking in to a room Sorry I’m late… I was… doing things. Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder Yen: (out of breath) SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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dwarfstaralloy · 2 years
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incorrect quotes meme || ray & iris [ @secretswritten ]
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wildthiiing · 2 years
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@secretswritten
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incorrect quotes meme || rip & kendra [ @secretswritten ]
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anotherhumanpet · 2 years
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SEND   ‘  ❌ ‘  FOR  AN  INCORRECT  QUOTES  BETWEEN  OUR  MUSES.
Dennis: Kicks the door down looking panicked Eve: What did you do? Dennis: Nobody died. Eve: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Alternatively...
Dennis: Violence isn't the answer. Eve: You’re right. Dennis: sighs in relief Eve: Violence is the question. Dennis: What? Eve, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Dennis, running after her: NO-
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