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sigmaufo · 2 years
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Ryoga: Wow, I'm really sad.
Kasumi: How do you normally deal with it?
Ryoga: Convert it into anger and violence.
Ryoga: Which definitely doesn't have any real-world negative consequences.
Kasumi: Yikes. How about we start with a cup of hot chocolate, and watch some penguin documentaries instead?
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the-black-bulls · 7 months
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Damnatio: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!
Nero: My happiness?
Nero, to Asta: I’m happy?
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incorrectranma1-2 · 1 year
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Akane: You have to apologize to them Ranma.
Ranma: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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groovycharlottes · 1 year
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When Brulee and Cracker were younger
Brulee, holding out a plate of cookies to Cracker: Aren't these cute? They're animal crackers!
Cracker, looking at the odd shaped cookies: These are animals? Uh, an octopus?
Brulee: No, stupid! It's a penguin.
Cracker, looking at another one: Hermit crab?
Brulee: It's a lion.
Cracker: It's a water flea!
Brulee: A rabbit!
Cracker: Loch ness monster!
Brulee: A swan!
Cracker: A Germa 66 soldier!
Brulee: A raccoon!
Cracker: A salamander!
Brulee: Alligator!
Cracker: I know, a platypus!
Brulee: A KOALAAA!!!
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Valletta: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost! Finn: My happiness? Finn, to Riveria: I’m happy?
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Konatsu: Hey, I'm trans!
Ranma: I thought you were Japanese
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Don't think too badly of Astronema. She's really a very sweet girl. She's just a violent maniac.
Zhane, Power Rangers in Space
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SkekSo: I will destroy your happiness!
Rian: “Happiness?”
Rian, turning to Brea and Deet: I’m happy?
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petz5 · 12 days
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7 and 11 for the ask game?
7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?
- its less him and more the most popular ship(s) w him but RYOGA...... RANRYO IS NOTHING TO ME I WENT FROM "its not for me but i can understand" TO "its not for me but i can understand BUT I ALSO FIND IT DEEPLY DEEPLY ANNOYING AND COMPLETELY DISMISSIVE OF THE ACTUAL CANONICAL STORY WE SPENT 38 VOLUMES WITH JUST TO SAY RANMA LEAVES AKANE FOR A MAN"
i also dont like ryoga/ukyo at all sorry 😔 i briefly liked it when i was in 7th grade but that was only bc i didnt know konatsu existed and i felt like everyone Had to be paired up in nice neat heterosexual relationships yknow
11. number of fandom-related words you've filtered
10 but only 3 of them are ranma related and 2 are tags used only by specific blogs probably so u can block em if u arent interested without actually blocking op. i highly recommend doing this if u spam the tag regularly with just like incorrect quotes or liveblog posts 😭 i dont wanna actually block ppl i dont have any issue with but i also want to be able to see fanart without it being drowned in 1 persons screenshots......
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blastoisemonster · 2 years
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Special Strike Magazine: Issue 16 (Complete Scan)
I attended the Etnacomics and all I got was this lousy fanzine. No really: once again conventions proved to be impossible to buy retrogames from. Of the two booths in the whole event, one only had stuff already in my collection and the other redirected me to Game Gear games when I asked for Game Boy ones. There are no words... There was, however, a very big booth of vintage knick-knacks! Not my usual buying grounds but they're always fun to rummage through for a nostalgic trip through gadgets of yesterworld. Among old mangas there was this zine too! Sure it's not a game, but whatever: had to be mine :P And now you can read it too, since I uploaded it on Imgur!
SPECIAL STRIKE ISSUE 16: FULL MAG SCANS
Unlike Pokèmon World and Pokèmon Fanbook, both commercial publications regularly sold at newspaper kiosks, Special Strike was a bona fide fanzine: published by a very small indipendent italian print based in Genova, its issues were available only through mail order and the money invested by its readers was solely employed to recover costs. It usually catered to manga and anime fans by dedicating each issue to a different franchise: there are volumes focused on Ranma 1/2 and Marmalade Boy, just to quote a few titles that have appread on this blog too. I've always been a big fan of physical fanzines; the limited availability turns its readers into members of a special club, and finding these volumes out in the wild after so many years (and so far from its region of origin!) makes one wonder how important and widespread indipendent press was at the time.
It's still a pleasure to flip through its pages and feel the general excitement geared towards collectable monsters during the late 90s, yet this fanzine does feel incredibly amateurish: while I'm willing to close an eye to the abundant use of Comics Sans (it was still acceptable in that decade... though barely) there's also many misspelling errors, unclear writing and a lot of half missing or incorrect information (Mew under the truck? Really?). It's almost as if the writers have dumped wall of texts from old fansites, enriching everything with their own knowledge or mouth-spreaded rumors. It's commendable, though, the staff's will to fit something for everyone: Pokèmon is indeed a wide franchise and even in its infancy it spanned from videogames to animation and trading cards, so the whole issue tries to cover as much of these as possible (sometimes jumping from a subject to another even mid-paragraph). And yeah, a good half of these pages may be filled with lists ranging from the anime episodes to the ever present Pokèdex to an index of cards in the Base/Jungle/Fossil set, but back in the day it wasn't that easy to get a full directory of these collectables! Makes sense that Special Strike wanted to provide a checklist service for its readers.
I wonder what has been the fate of Special Strike during the years, if the advent of widespread Internet halted its production just like many other publications from that period, or if it managed to survive thanks to an audience of nostalgic afictionados. Wherever their staff is right now, I hope they know they made one new reader feel like a kid again. :P
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the-maple-tree · 3 years
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Ranma: I came here to kick ass and have a gender identity crisis, and I've already kicked the ass of everyone I've ever met.
Ranma: *starts sobbing uncontrollably*
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sigmaufo · 4 months
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Ukyo: Codenames. Mine is 'Okonomiyaki One.' (points to Ranma) 'Been there,' (to Shampoo) 'Done that.' (to Konatsu) 'Currently doing that.' (to Akane) 'It happened once in a dream.' (to Mousse) 'If I had to pick a dude.' (to Kasumi) 'I'd be lying if I said I've never thought about it .' (to Ryoga) And you... are 'Okonomiyaki Two.'
Ryoga: Oh, thank god.
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hanmajoerin · 3 years
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Ryoga: Break out the “L” word.
Ranma: Lesbian?
Ryoga: The other “L” word.
Ranma: ... Lesbians?
Ryoga: it’s “love”, Ranma. I wasn’t trying to trick you.
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incorrectranma1-2 · 2 years
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Akane : Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ranma?
Ranma: … No.
Ryoga: I do!
Akane : I know, Ryoga.
Ryoga: I’m sad!
Akane : I know, Ryoga.
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ukyou-kuonji · 4 years
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Akane: Oh of course, modesty is your best quality
Ranma: No, my second best. Right after beauty.
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Kliff: I will destroy your happiness!
Tatiana: “Happiness?”
Tatiana, turning to Neon J.: I’m happy?
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