Ocean: why are you doing this?
Noel: because I'm bored, it's funny and I hate you. The holy trinity of why.
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Ocean: You can be such a jerk sometimes!
Mischa: EVERYDAY I WAKE UP IN FUCKING SASKATCHEWAN!
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Karnak: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Jane and Mischa:
Mischa: ...was it Jane?
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Some saint cassian student: so, Noel’s a girl now?
Mischa: he’s not a woman, he’s not a man, he is something that you’ll never understand. But he would die for me!
Mischa: *walks away*
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Ocean: Hey Mischa, can I have some dating advice?
Mischa: Just because I’m dating Noel, and Talia, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Noel: Me and Ocean think you're picking favorites
Cuts to Karnak, sitting in a room surrounded by framed pictures of Ricky:
Karnak: And why would you think that?
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Ocean: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Jane Doe, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Ocean: do you take constructive criticism?
Noel: generally yes, but I don’t value your opinion, so no I don’t.
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And on today's episode of "WTF do you mean this wasn't a canon quote?"
Astrid: I promise I won't bite.
Astrid (Later): I actually DID bite a kid once.
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Ocean: I’m lesbian.
Mischa: I thought you were Canadian?
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"He's the kind of guy that does origami with his mouth open"
-Ocean
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Ocean: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Noel: No
Ricky: Nah
Penny: I did not
Mischa: I may have actually forgotten one
Constance: Also no
Ocean: Oh good, neither did I
Father Marcus: *exhausted sigh*
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Ricky: Get on my level!
Noel: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
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Noel: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a KNIFE taped to a STICK and it’s THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!🔪🔪🔪
Ocean, not looking up from her book: Spear.
Noel: BLOCKED
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Noel and Mischa: *being cute*
Constance: Aww, they’re so cute!
Penny: I would put them on a boat.
Ocean: …You mean, you ship them???
*cue Ricky just absolutely wheezing in the background*
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