#incorrect rotbtfd quotes

[92-guy]

Pitch: Let me guess, lack of father figure in your lives, right?

Hiccup: Maybe…

Rapunzel: Yes…

Jack: A what?

Merida: Not me, I f*cking love my dad

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[superbrightbrat56]

Hiccup: Hey, dad. So... Me and Astrid are dating now.

Stoick: Let's go to the hospital.

Hiccup: Wait, what? Why?

Stoick: You're hallucinating.

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[incorrect-rotbtfd-and-friends]

Merida: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-  Moana: It was me...  Merida: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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[gyubby99]

Hiccup, knocking on the door: Elsa, open up!

Elsa: It all started when I was a kid.

Hiccup: That’s not what I-

Jack: Let her finish!

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[incorrect-thebigsix-quotes]

Jack: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Anna: I do have a sense of humor you know

Jack: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Anna: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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[1-2-3-and-the-big-4]

(all tweets taken from @funnytwittertweets)

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[incorrectrotbtfdquotes]

Merida: I dare you-

Rapunzel: Jack isn’t allowed to take dares.

Merida: Why not?

Jack, head bowed: I have no regards for my personal safety.

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[thebigfour-ftw]

Anna: Oh I don’t recognize this! What is it, I like it!

Hiccup, trying to be cool: It's Tchaikovsky's "Another One Bites the Dust".

Jack, trying to keep his mouth shut:

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[92-guy]

Hiccup: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Rapunzel: ... Your what?

Hiccup: My friends.

Elsa: Is he saying “friends”?

Merida: I think he’s being sarcastic.

Jack: No, no, no, this is delirium, he’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Hiccup! All of your friends are in this room.

Hiccup: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. *I complete tasks*

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[92-guy]

Hiccup: Where are you?

Merida: In the hidden world, trying to save you

Hiccup: What?!

Merida: We thought you would need help

Hiccup: NO, YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT I ALWAYS HAVE A SUPER INGENIOUS PLAN TO ALWAYS ESCAPE

Jack: Is it Hiccup? Say hello from me

Merida: Seriously?

Jack: And also that we are going to save him

Merida: Pay attention or play with the baby dragons

Rapunzel: How did you escape?

Hiccup: That does not ma-…

Toothless: *GRAW*

Rapunzel: Jumping into an unknown abyss without your glider suit, is a super ingenious plan for you?

Hiccup: Well…

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[92-guy]

Elsa, Hiccup and Rapunzel: *Nerd Talk*

Anna: Do you guys know what they are saying?

Jack: No

Mérida: One every five words

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[incorrect-rotbtfd-and-friends]

Jack: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.  Hiccup: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.  Jack: Not when you’re playing with Elsa, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog".

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[92-guy]

Jack: Hey guys, do you want to play monoply?

Hiccup & Elsa: No

Jack: Why not?

Hiccup: Because every time we play monopoly you and Merida end up fighting

Jack: First of all, she starts and as I remember I am the one who ends the fights

Elsa: You end the fights because you give up

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[92-guy]

Hiccup: You know, I think going out with the girls so much is affecting us.

Jack: I don't know what you're talking about, I love Spa Sundays.

Hiccup: I don't mean the SPA, I love it, but I mean that since we moved in with the girls, Flynn, Krystoff and Hans have stopped looking for us and they don't even talk to us.

Jack: I still don't see the problem. Are you going to eat that?

*Jack takes one of the slices of cucumber that were on Hiccup's eyes*

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[92-guy]

Elsa: Como pueden ver, todos aquí somos espíritus, tierra, fuego, agua, aire y hielo

Hiccup: Si... No me digas. Yo soy una iguana

Hiccup: Este es mi amigo el tucan

Hiccup: Y mi gran amigo el ornitorrinco

Jack:... Ah porqué yo? Que el rocororingo sea el dragon, Hiccup!

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[incorrect-thebigsix-quotes]

Hiccup: Why are Jack and Elsa sitting with their backs to each other?

Anna: They had a fight.

Hiccup: Then why are they holding hands?

Anna: They get sad when they fight.

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