Levi smutty thoughts (children please read something else)
There's only 2 ways of having sex with Levi:
1. Levi takes his time to strip you and himself naked. Kissing you passionately, exploring your body bit by bit as he tears yours and his clothing off. You would be dripping even before he pulls your panties off. He'll insert you deep and slow, making sure that you adjust to his size.
He'll lick your breasts and suck your nipples. Your hands grab his hair and the sheets as you moan with pleasure. Levi's thrust would slowly intensify, going from "making sure your walls are rubbed" to "hard collision of your hips, his tip slamming good into your limit".
Levi would make you cum multiple times, kissing your lips when he felt your warm liquid engulfing his hardened member. "Cummed again?" Levi pushes your hair off your sweaty face, "so sensitive ey, my love? Lemme make you cum somemore."
And he keeps fucking you until your legs are numb, and your hole a hot, red, wet, sensitive mess.
2. Levi wouldn't waste a moment to push his hardened member into you. He pushes you harshly onto the bed and unbuckles his belt. Unbottoning and unzipping his trousers, he pulls his already hardened member out. Without wasting a moment, he pulls your panties to the side with one finger and inserts himself into you with force.
With the suddenness of his huge member in you, you jerk and gasp loudly. Levi covers your mouth with his palm, "shut your mouth, cadet. It's not like you haven't taken my cock before!"
Violently, Levi unbottons the top three buttons of your shirt before tugging it to reveal one of your breasts. He grabs your exposed breast, squeezing with so much force it turns you on without you knowing why. With one palm on your mouth and another on your breast, all you could do is roll your eyes as you moan into his strong palm.
Levi would slam his hips into yours mercilessly as if he were taking revenge on you. He wouldn't allow you to adjust to his size, or wait for your hole to be moisturised. His precum is already smearing on your inner thighs before he pushed himself into you.
Your legs hanging on his shoulders, toes squeezed together from the pleasure and pain, your mouth open as involuntary moans slip from your throat. Even with Levi's rough actions on you, he still manages to hit your sweet spot and very sooon, you cum.
When Levi feels your warm liquid gushing out and stains his inner thighs, he buckles up and fucks you hard and rough for another 5min before pulling out and cumming onto the bed. Levi gasps at the sudden intense pleasure and release of frustration as his pumps his thick, white seed onto the sheets.
You both catch your breaths for a moment before Levi climbs over and kisses your mouth. "Good job, cadet," Levi pulls your clothes up to cover your red and swollen breast, "I'll make sure you're well taken care of now."
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Not enough fics and headcanons where Levi is an agent of chaos (by accident). This man lived in the Underground for his entire life before being recruited by the Scouts and you're telling me he didn't have a single hiccup when acclimating? No this man gets introduced to vanilla bar soap and takes a big ol' bite outta it because he thinks it's food. It tastes like shit but Levi's had to eat gross food his whole life. He's just deeply disappointed that apparently Above has shit food too.
Cue the entire Scout regiment being fucking terrified of this 5'3 gremlin who won't stop drinking lemon scented cleaner because he can't tell the difference between that and lemonade. He licks a scented candle in front of Shadis and Erwin, makes unbreaking eye contact while doing it and then walks away.
Levi is embarrassed as fuck because he figured out it was a scented candle right AFTER he liked it and he's like "oh my god they think I'm DISGUSTING I bet Erwin thinks I'm GROSS NOW" but honestly Shadis and Erwin are like "what is he planning what does he know."
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Just wanted to say Happy Valentine’s Day to my husband Levi. We have 100 children together. We also live in a cute house surrounded by the mountains and forest. This is a thousand percent true and not at all made up. Tonight I will get pregnant again. Levi is obsessed with me. Again, all of this is true, none of it is made up.
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