#insane story

[vajazzly]

rewatching station eleven (again) god i love this show

#insane story #so well executed #only flaw is i wanted more screentime for gael #he slayed w his 10 minutes tho

[asotin]

@captain-konami-code ah, i'd either forgotten that or stopped paying because there was so much going on and it was all too bonkers to think about. boring decision on kishi's part not to commit to the grave robbing, but i get why he wouldn't want to fully embrace the fact that he was writing a zombie war

"here's my favorite character. i'm going to give him a depressing arc that turns out to be him getting used by everyone around him. (this isn't bad, though.) also, he's insanely overpowered and has the strongest will out of everyone ever."

madara knowing that is one of the most absurd moments. in what world would tobirama not have noticed that someone was spying on him during his evil scientist projects, especially when it's the guy he actively distrusts the most sbdbdbdhd (unless we're supposed to believe that he told someone who let madara know? or told madara himself? neither of which is better)

#replies #captain-konami-code #insane story

[projectdivaar]

frerard the tru story 14 when 💔

#i js finished it #insane story #got weirdly invested by part 7 #mcr #rivers rambles <3

[riot-grrrl-boy]

My parents just told me the crazyest stiry ever why are they friends with friends of so many famous people

#one time we were watching parks and rec and just SO CASUALLY my mom was like my best friend used to date him and thats not even the most #insane story #theyve told me

[localraccconn]

barry keoghan u lil freak i love u so much

#saltburn #barry keoghan #jacob elordi #oliver quick #felix catton #saltburn is ultimately a fucked up lil story about obsession and i love it so so much #the fact that barry improved the grave scene too just rubs my brain the right way #cause as i was sitting there i was like wow i hope he fucks the freshly turned soil #and he did #!!! #insane

[sadclowncentral]

What uh. What's the frog story 👀

back when i was in second grade, my elementary school organised a school market with every class selling their crafts for charity. the contribution of my class were hand-sized ceramic frogs we made in art class. each one of us made one of them to be sold for five euros a piece (this is important later). the quality of the frog i made varies drastically based on who is telling the story, and for reasons that will become very apparent later there is no way to check, but i stand by the fact that it was average looking, if a bit wonky.

the day of the market arrived, and all frogs were bought within minutes, snatched up by enthusiastic and proud parents. all except - mine. because my mother hates spending money on unnecessary things, and she hates children's crafts even more. so she - loudly and vehemently - refused, in her thick eastern european accent, to "spend five euros on an ugly frog".

i will never forget seeing my ceramic frog alone on the slightly wet cardboard, surrounded by the imprints left behind by the already sold frogs. all the while other parents are getting more and more agitated, trying to get my mother to put the frog out of its misery. eventually, she budged, and spend five euros on a wonky frog. she was absolutely furious about this.

so furious, in fact, that when we came home to where my father was remodelling the kitchen, she WALLED IT IN. that's right. she cask of amadillo'd that poor ceramic fool. put him into the open wall and slapped concrete over it faster than my poor seven year old self or my dad could protest. out of pure anger over loosing five euros. and that's where it remains, until this day.

my mom hates when this story is brought up, which is why we bring it up all the time. she also thinks she what she did was right, because "do the other parents know where the frog is? no. only your creation is safe. because i love you." morally, i would disagree, but on a pure factual basis, she has a point.

i made her another ceramic frog for her last brithday, which was not buried like some pharaoh, and everytime guests compliment it my brother loudly goes "oh you should see the other frog he made" and when they ask to see it, he points at the wall. this is hilarious to him and infuriating for my mother. and that's the frog story.

#my mom is insane but she loves us to be very clear #everyone who i tell this story irl goes oh yeah. that makes sense. #it is my thesis statement.

[loveinstreams]

like don’t you get it? by hunting ghosts you become a part of them. a presence that lingers. the memories you are making here right now is also what will survive of this place. it’s also what will haunt it.

#‘’it’s my bridge now. they will put my name in graffiti. children will come and tell tales of me’’ #<- rewrote the story. #ghost files #bfu #buzzfeed unsolved #watcher #don’t listen to me I’m insane

[nerdpoe]

Little Timmy has a new neighbor! She seems nice, but she keeps interrupting him from going out so he can do his Night Photography.

Her name is Jasmine Fenton, and she's always there. Asking him how he feels, asking if he needs anything, offering to help him with his homework; always. There.

Eventually, he sees her as his weird Aunt. Even his parents are so used to her that they'll leave him with her when they go off on their trips. She's weird, but she cares, and he can count on her at any time for any reason.

Time passes, Robin dies, and Batman starts throwing himself in impossible fights and going overboard on petty thieves.

He doesn't realize she's tailing him until he goes down to talk to Batman, in the middle of almost killing a food thief, and Batman, caught up in the haze of the moment, rounds on Tim with his fist raised.

Before Tim can even think to blink, Batman is thrown into a nearby dumpster so hard the dumpster straight up deforms and bends inward.

Above Tim is Jazz, and her eyes are glowing a vibrant, radioactive green.

"Timmy, sweetie, go wait for me at the Churro stand across the street. The adults need to talk."

#phanfic #dpxdc #dcxdp #story prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #adult jazz #she's pretty much adopted tim at this point #even jack and maddie refer to him as their grandchild #danny visits when he can but as ambassador for the Infinite Realms his schedule is insane

[fleshdyke]

me when theres themes and motifs and symbolism and storytelling and colour language

#like the slightest most basic storytelling elements make me INSANE. why. #like holy shit this character wears a colour. no fucking way they were insane for this #<- was literally in charge of costuming for a play last year and putting character and story elements into th costumes was like my whole job #rambles #100 #best #1k

[otterlyart]

Narrative parallels I'm very normal about

#Astarion #baldur's gate 3 #Bg3 #Bg3 spoilers #Baldur's gate 3 spoilers #My gifs #I'm probably going to make similar sets for all the characters but his story is just so incredible #An insanely good character arc regardless of what choices you make

[firstfullmoon]

hanif abdurraqib via his instagram stories

#I think we should take instagram away from him cuz this is an insane thing to just stumble upon while mindlessly watching instagram stories #like sir. SIR ? #Im obsessed with him #w #hanif abdurraqib

[myhyperfixationisiforgot]

Look it is very important to me that everyone knows that Sophie is also fucking nuts in the book. Everybody always talks about how absurd Howl in the book but Sophie is right there with him.

She's so determined to be the normal sister that she's just actually convinced herself that the magic she is clearly, visibly, blatantly performing happens to everyone. Just. You know. Not anyone around her. The curse wore off weeks ago and she's just totally sure she's happier as an old woman. Her sisters have initiated some complex long-game tomfoolery to switch lives and Sophie also thinks that this is the most logical choice.

Sophie does not move in with a romantic mythic man who treats her right, she moves in with a runaway doctoral candidate who immediately dates her sister and drags her into his family drama. She and Howl are both so afraid of romantic commitment they accidentally trick themselves into becoming life partners. They kill the witch of the waste mostly on a whim, and they argue about which one of them is more impulsive for doing so the whole time.

#please understand that Miyazaki tones them both down so far they're actually a love story #they seem like sane people rather than college students #but yeah sophie and howl are both balls to the wall in the book. they're insane. they're losing their shit. all the time. everyday #howls moving castle #howl pendragon #sophie hatter

[drulalovescas]

The audacity of a show.

WORD FOR WORD.

They even gave her a trenchcoat

#they were insane for this #but also fuck them for giving us all this and then saying no we didn’t #they were always a love story #destiel #supernatural #spn 9x20 #spn 6x20

[strange-aeons]

Haii you've said you've engaged in maldaptive daydreaming and... i presume you had OCs? A lot of OCs? Or was it like self insert fanfiction? I'm very nosy sorry. Also very interested in Strange AEons highschool OCs

I never involved myself in my daydreams it was all OCs. Probably hundreds of them tbh. Like I thought I was gonna grow up to be the next GRRM or Tolkien. Still might fuck and around and do that at some point idk where my life is going.

#lord knows I have hundreds of thousands of works of insane conspiracy board notes and story frangments saved

[kingkatsuki]

Can you imagine a little fangirl trying to give Bakugou a friendship bracelet at an event, but he doesn’t see her as he’s trying to dodge the crowds on the red carpet. Holding your hand to keep you tight by his side as he uses his broad shoulders to protect you as he pulls you past all the flashing camera lights and interviewers trying to call him over.

But you see her, holding out a little beaded bracelet over the barrier as her face is painted to match Dynamight’s eye mask. Little explosions in her pigtails as you squeeze Bakugou’s hand, stopping him from walking away as you point her out to him.

She’s the only reason he drops your hand, taking a few broad strides towards her as he bends down at the crowd barricade to talk to her, asking her name and listening as she tells him that he’s her favourite Pro-Hero. Holding out the bracelet as she gives it to him, and practically glows when he slips it over his wrist. And she surprises you when she holds another Dynamight themed bracelet out to you, holding out your hand so she can put it on you making sure that you and Bakugou now have matching bead bracelets.

#imagine posting a photo on your Instagram story later too?? #and the fans are just going insane #i saw that video of priyanka taking friendship bracelets off that little girl at the jb show #to give to Nick later and they posted on their insta stories that they received them #like just imagine Bakugou getting friendship bracelets off his fans I’ll SOB #he’s making my ovaries explode today

[gilliandersons]

THE PHILADELPHIA STORY (1940) dir. George Cukor

#katharine hepburn #the philadelphia story #kate hep #katharinehepburnedit #edits #* #classicfilmsource #filmedit #filmgifs #fyeahmovies #classicfilmblr #tracy lord #insane side profile i'm unwell