#it might be the dead kids actually

[choctalksalot]

johnkat to qsmp pipeline is too real i think

yeah.

no joke i somehow landed on the reverse of the homestuck to dsmp pipeline, then got double funneled from both into qsmp. i got 3 fucking cakes now and they're all homosexual

#choc talks #welcome back to the sootpologist era btw #you can never escape #i think it's the energy?? something something love with conflict romance with japery grief and loss between gay sex jokes #narrative foils. hurting people holding hands #dead kids #it might be the dead kids actually

[idkaguyorsomething]

now that percy jackson is trending, it’s finally time to share my fuckin crack fic idea/theory with y’all:

okay so in the universe of pjo we’re shown that the trademark attributes that signal divine heritage in a half blood are having their brain wired in a way ideal to their survival which often manifests itself as adhd and dyslexia. since half bloods are thrust into life-or-death scenarios from a very young age, it’s important that they can trust their instincts, even if to an outsider they might just look extremely reckless and lucky, while having the ability to excel in certain areas beyond what any mortal could accomplish, usually under the domain of their divine parentage. additionally, since their brains are made to process ancient greek better than their native language, plenty of them have to work extra hard to cover up mistakes that they make in academic areas, such as typos and missed deadlines.

so, ¿you know who has a knack for getting into encounters with incredibly dangerous beings at an almost hilarious rate, hyperfocuses on their work while often struggling with the conventions expected of them in their line of work, acts impulsively but still has good instincts, is sometimes depicted as having problems with spelling things despite working in a writing-heavy profession, and lives in a world where greek gods exist?

(IMAGE ID: Lois Lane from My Adventures With Superman posing confidently)

#this isn’t specific to this version of her in particular btw #that’s just one of the first things that came up when i googled her name #sure it has absolutely zero backing whatsoever #but it’s my crack theory and i get to decide the rules #might make a fun au actually #no clue who her godly parent would be tho #could totally see her as a hermes or apollo kid #leave your own suggestions #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #superman #my adventures with superman #lois lane #you’ll have to pry my adhd lois headcanon out of my cold dead hands

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

assuming pythia's curse is no longer in effect and the blinovitch limitation effect is not that much of an issue (or you know might be kinda hot like sensation play idk), do you think two regenerations of the same timelord could conceive a child together?

#and would that be...........cloning? #or.........whats it that the lizards do #parthenogenesis? #i dont think it's technically parthenogenesis bc it's not asexual and you do have an egg and a sperm fusing #is it cloning?? #is that really unorthodox cloning?? #dont they do cloning where they like take someones dna and scramble it around a bit to make a new person whos a little bit different? #or is that only in scifi? #probably only scifi #anyway might write another dhawan/missy fic #want to REALLY defile your species you have actual sex to make an actually born child with Yourself #rassilon would turn in his grave #does he have a grave? #is he dead actually? #but ive been playing with the idea of giving missy a kid as a way of like Having something that is not of the timelords #it wouldnt even be a timelord technically if she raised it on her own. it'd be a renegade #i think the idea of making a kid the non-loom way would appeal to her bc like #then it's Hers. theres nothing that's Hers. no body no mind no status no tardis no skill #theres nothing she has that wouldnt be taken by the timelords for their own purposes #but a child would be Hers in a different way. a way they couldnt take from her even if they like kidnapped it and used it like they use her #they couldnt take away that relation. i think that would appeal to her. in addition to just like the idea of shaping a person #making someone in her image i think she likes that too #and also i think that dhawan!master would be trying to defile himself any way he could #hes the last timelord what he does to himself he does to all of them #he wants a way to reclaim his body too and destruction for now is all he has but if missy showed up well #he can do selfdestruction and also give missy what she wants in her reclaiming-her-body efforts so it's two birds one stone #or one bird two stones maybe but same difference #also think it would add something that missy wouldnt remember that encounter. in line with not remembering regenerating either

[habeascorpseus]

maybe it was a mistake subjecting jimmy to a year of flower husbands jokes, now hes weaponized the ability to say gay and tragic shit with surgical precision

#habeas speaks #double life smp spoilers #solidaritygaming #this is about his comment on tangos video btw #mans literally said 'i might be dead but i can still hurt you' #i kid. actually he said 'youll always be my soulmate，my rancher.'

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

the fab four are like the greek pantheon to me. more anthropomorphic representations of what the whole idea of being a killjoy/escaping from battery city is all about than real people who actually did all those things

#they very well might have existed but definitely not to the extent that people say they do #this is why killjoys never die. this is why bl/ind can never actually kill them in a way that matters #they’ll live on until every kid in the desert is dead. and that will never ever happen

[bluebudgie]

Alright gw2 peeps, here's one for all of you with a lot of alts:

All your characters of the same class (e.g. all your rangers) are stuck together in an escape room.

Which of your "class groups" is off the worst and who gets the job done with no problem?

#edit: yall did this way more detailed than my word salad so lemme redo this class by class as well: #eles: not awful. overall a relatively cooperative group despite very differing personalities. #wouldnt be the fastest in finding the solutions but definitely are getting out of there without casualties or other damages #necros: shit tier dynamics. hostile charr that wants to be left alone vs. volatile chak madman vs. way too gentle sylvari plant #communication would NOT go well but they would make it out (neljje contributes NOTHING to this) #mesmers: nightmare courtier who is out to be as destructive on purpose as possible vs. just some guy vs. tvekks (enough said) #tvekks will suffer but they'll probably make it out. maybe. im unsure. #rangers: actually competent. if we ignore the hostile inquest rat in the room we're left with a competent charr leader and a #very cooperative norn huntsman (and bobbie but he contributes absolutely nothing). they will get out just fine. #engineers: disaster. there might be dead. too many egos in one room and a poor norn who just wants to get out beween everyone fighting #she might jus solve this on her own while the other three are about to slice each other's throats #thieves: absolute hell tier. mordrem sylvari trying to eat everything he can possble dig his teeth into. #a mildly confused human who probably just tries her best while the asura in the room is suffering psychic damage caused by #the mordrem and the charr that will simply not shut up for one second #i do not see ANYONE managing to get a solution in these conditions even if individually they might just be able to. #revs: awkward atmosphere between happy upbeat asura kid and really grumpy charr but they're getting through it #warriors: also a weird clash of personalities but they'd pull their asscheeks together and get out of there #and finally the guardians: no destructive force in here. just two very mature people and a slightly chaotic but otherwise clever bard #absolute dream team coming up with solutions. peace and happiness. #budgie plays gw2

[probablygayattorneys]

People think ‘Layton CV’ is ‘Layton Curious Village’ but actually it’s his curriculum vitae. He needs to find a new job after not making tenure at Gressenheller since he went missing for a decade.

#professor Layton #hershel layton #curious village #yeah that’ll do it you know #you can legally declared dead by that point #(though he does seem to be in touch with some people just not his kids) #but eventually they’re just going to need a professor who actually is there you know? #so feel free to forward him any job listings you see that might fit! #queue takumi defense squad #professor cody

[prima-donna-worm]

god henry’s death remains SO dark like it’s one thing to be like we’re going to kill people so that there’s real stakes! it’s another to be like this boy is sixteen and he is about to be murdered by his own father and he knows that, and he knows his friends can’t save him, and he knows it’s too late, and the last thing he is going to do before he dies is say to courtney: don’t let this change your mind, don’t let my death be the thing that makes you stop seeing the good in people, that makes you stop believing in humanity like what the FUCK were the writers on

#stargirl #sarah watches stargirl #look i remain a henry used his psychic abilities to save himself somehow and he’s going to come back in another season truther #because it’s comic books and it honestly would be more dumb of us not to that at this point but sTILL #like they could’ve done it where he’s injured in the battle and then they’re with him as he dies or something like that #but doing it where there’s this moment before it happens and they all can see it about to happen he’s not dead yet but he might as well be #and then having him apologize to yolanda and tell courtney not to give up on the world #like i cannot put into words how unhinged that was of a cw teen superhero show to do #joey dying in ep 2 or whatever was dark bc he was a nice kid who was murdered #but making henry stare down his own fate and accept that it can’t be stopped is like. what the fuck guys what the actual fuck

[fore-seer]

i don’t really ship owain with anyone in either game he’s in but he’s such a good dad to ophelia that i can’t imagine him not having her, and i had the idea yesterday that it’s severa he approaches about wanting a kid bc after their time in fateslandia with inigo the three of them are bonded for life anyway and she’s the only one he trusts with something like that

#i hc that all the awakening kids go back to their own timeline eventually to salvage whatever’s left #since their grima is dead now too since they stupidly followed them back in time allowing themselves to die by robin’s hand #and although there are other survivors they do need to. yknow. repopulate #anyway i also just adore the severa/owain -> selena/odin character development #bc they don’t even really like each other in awakening but by the time of fates they’ve become very good friends #odin really cares about her and selena sees his antics as more of a comfort than an annoyance; a constant she can count on #she doesn’t have quite as much growth with laslow #anyway ive been thinking about it since yesterday i love them a lot #also should clarify this is a no deeprealms zone and inigo and owain don’t have their kids until they get back to their own timeline #tactician's log #awakening #fates #owain fire emblem #severa fire emblem #jury’s still out on whether ophelia gets owain’s blonde hair cordelia’s red or frederick’s dark brown #(i love you ricken but your hair color doesn’t go super great with yellow) #she does call herself ‘crimson ophelia’ once or twice so the red might actually be fun!

[thewitchqueen281]

me talking about how in midnight motorist it never confirms the person William first talks to is his wife and VERY WELL COULD have been Vanessa or an eldest daughter. and how the books DO mention Henry has at least one son (he's just never mentioned ever again):

#fnaf #next movie should be about Michael AFTON instead of mike schmidt who i think is actually henrys kid #although #DEEPLY funny if it is ceuase that means they both had kids named fucking Michael #it would also basically make vanessa and mike cousins #because u know for those first few years they were definitely uncle henry and uncle will #maybe they'll rename Michael afton entirly #still think abby might die in the next one #ur not out of the woods yet mike #unfortunately ur dads left behind the most fucked legacy ever of all time #theory for the trilogy #the next one is going to be horror nights and will star the aftons #mixed with sister location visa vie lore #final will be pizza simulator #and itll have mike and mike team up to finally end this familys fucked up drama #legit the entirey of fnaf is basically one fucked up family cant stop causing drwma #family drama so intese five are missing and six are dead

[just-call-mefr1es]

griffin stagg is just mercury + neptune combined ,fight me

#please dont actually fight me #i WILL cry #the black phone #griffin stagg #griffin tbp #the reasons is that 1. #mercury is smoll fast and jsut griffin vibes in general (atleast in my opinion) #mercury is pushed around (mostly by venus tbh) for bein small #and i do not doubt that griff has been through the same #for neptune #i could also just say pluto would work aswell but the difference is that #neptune has kinda lost their mind from being alone for so long #so has pluto BUT #neptune’s a lot more ‘childish’ as one would describe #how old was griffin when he was kidnapped/killed? #PRETTY YOUNG. #so yeah #thats my rant on a fictional dead kid with less than 20 secs of screen time #and talking balls #i might need help #solarballs #well its more of a mention but oh well #solarballs mention

[troublcmakcrs]

y'all: umm... whatcha got there?

me, with the oc i created solely to ship with tweek in his older verses: nothin, mind your fucking business

#misc :: ( ooc ) #//originally i created her To Die #//to show the dangers of drugs or whatever #//just like tweek's older male love interest was created solely to be Kind Of An Asshole #//but now i'm a little attached to her :(((( #//so it might be that in older verses where tweek is not being shipped with anyone he is married to her #//in verses where he is being shipped with other muses she can die a lil. as a treat :) #//tweek: AS A TREAT?! WHAT KINDA FUCKIN TREAT IS THAT??? #//with his male love interest redd (who i named before learning there is already a sp character named red and may have to rename) #//tweek actually wasn't actually in love with him. it was a relationship of convenience. a roof over his head and good sex #//but with this one... who i am considering naming jenna/jenny or aurora/rory... he is hopelessly terribly grotesquely in love with her #//OH TO BE TWO METH ADDICTS ABSENTLY PETTING EACH OTHER WHILE MAKING FUTURE PLANS NEITHER ONE OF THEM IS SURE THEY'LL LIVE TO SEE #//in verses where she does die she gets murderalized by another addict #//tweek is passed out and doesn't learn of her death until the next day #//which is spicy and fun; we love a good dead gf trope in this house (sorry women) #//BUT ALSO I THINK THEY DESERVE TO BE SOBER AND MARRIED WITH KIDS :'( #//she is just such a ray of light and also wants to get off of meth and run away to somewhere warmer #//she's just got such a kind & giving heart and most people can't see past her addiction to get to it #//unlike redd who doesn't care and highkey enables tweek in his bad habits #//timeline-wise tweek is with redd around 20/21 #//and meets the girl around 23/24 #//or so i am thinking so far #//''vacation town'' by the front bottoms is a good song for verses where she dies and do got me fucked up

[whysopasta]

day of the dead (1985) might be my new favorite horror movie

#might slightly beat out the thing (1982) #great writing acting practical effects and it's actually pretty scary! #nobody does zombies like romero im telling you #i neeeeed to watch the original dawn of the dead #i've seen night of the living dead i've seen day of the dead and i've seen the dawn of the dead remake #which was actually pretty good even though im not a big snyder fan #night of the living dead is one of the movies that made me deathly afraid of zombies as a kid #and i only watched the first 5 minutes akdhkdh #i've seen the whole thing now of course #they're zombie movies where the real bad guy always ends up being power-tripping militarized assholes #day of the dead being that case the most #spoilers >>>> #every other zombie movie totally gives up on the zombies outside of a medical cure or vaccine #day of the dead explicitly goes no. they can be redeemed. they can be retaught. they can remember. #the only reason it all gets fucked up is because of that MOTHERFUCKER #oh but he gets his. it's too late but he gets his #never thought a zombie shooting a guy with a gun would be the most satisfying cinematic climax ever but guess what. #it was #and then that fucker gets torn apart while he's still alive and it's looks so fucking cool because the practical effects in that movie rule #oh man and the ENDING. im still thinking about the ending #it's so.... it's so abrupt and jarring and contradictory that you can't help but question it #it feels almost... delusional? in denial? #they're running to the copter and there's a wave of zombies and it's hard to tell if they can make it there fast enough #they're getting in and at the last second the girl gets grabbed #but hardly before you can even process that... #snap cut. the three of them are on a beach. no zombies in sight. she marks off a date on a homemade calendar #it feels impossibly idealic... like the movie can't bear to give you an unhappy ending so instead it lies #it's not impossible they made it out. they could've gotten the zombie off her and made it out #but the way it's structured makes it so ambiguous

[swagging-back-to]

so my sisters third accidental pregnancy of this year. shes still couch hopping bc she flaked last minute on getting that apartment with me. shes planning on keeping it despite being on ketamine and a dozen other drugs. and again. having nohouse. a job that pays way less than minimum wage (less than half of minimum wage even with tips).

#my stances on these situations do not change just because shes my sister. #she knows whatt its like to be born to a failure of a human who just shuvks the kids off into the system #if she beccomes like that she'll be deader than dead to me #she cannot take care of herself let alone 1+ children. #and if you cannot emotional or financially provide for a kid YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE CHILDREN. #i just cant believe how she was in a ore urban area with better sex ed than me and yet she apparently doesnt know what a condom is #hot take but i might actually alert dhhs before she even gives birth bc she should NOT have custody of any kid she makes.

[hauntingblue]

NAMI HAS TAKEN ACTION!!! LETSGOOOOO

#when is uta gonna physically fight luffy..... it's just a matter of time #shanks planning on coming back?? its been 84 years.... that probably was only said to makino bc he is trying to sway her.... girl run... #'that's our local sea beast' so he just hangs out??? well fuck me #luffy was just fucking around about the making a new era and look what happened.... apollo blessed him.... #the sun god omg.... nika..... ahdahsaj i ws fucking around with that too HAJSHAJA #oh no shit he does actually come back.... i thought this was the same time... omg... THAT'S EVEN SKETCHIER!!! #thinking luffy wss just here alone depressed in foosha and ace was there alone depressed on the forest too...... 🥺🥺🥺 #ohhhh little luffy....... like i know she is not dead but something happened..... what.... #oh it might seem like she died... elegia destroyed bc of shanks??? what is that and tot music (sounds like catalan meaning all music to me) #beckman has haki too? like zoro........ #SHE HAS BEEF WITH SHANKS?? SEE HOW HE IS SKETCHY!! WHATS WITH THAT FACE??? #i need to make my evil shanks cosnpiracy board but that whill be implied on my other bigger conspiracy board i am sure #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1030 #zeus got free... its namis turn... #usopp and nami being strong and brave for tama..... exactly..... #and so they meet again..... oh new break with momo....... #otama tamed big mom too omg ajdhajshaja prometheus saying she enters mom mode with kids under 10 AHDHAJSHAJ #no way big mom is turning on kaido for this.... SHE KNOWS RYUO TOO??? SHE IS NOT TOUCHING HIM OMG #goodbye page one... jesus.... now his sister..... damn #damn. wasnt expecting all that. now nami can take zeus either way hehe #episode 1031 #when are we gonna get ad breaks for the rest of the crew.... we get it zoro and luffy are important.... okay.... #sanji carrying zoro.... here we go.... #PEROSPERO????? DIEEEE!!!! WHERE IS CARROT??? #komachiyo..... TAMAA!!!!! usopp tells nami to take her and run.... NAH!!!! FUCK HER SHIT UP!!!!!! #nami finally fighting omg i have been waiting for this moment #episode 1032

[nobodysdaydreams]

#Very interested in this poll #A lot of horrible parents are up here but you can only pick one #I personally lean more towards Sticky’s aunt Nicholas’ parents/orphanage lady and Martina’s parents #Cause yeah number 2’s mom and Nathaniel were bad parents. But they also have clear signs of trauma history and mental health issues #Which to be clear: isn’t an excuse at all. But in a scenario where you can only hit one person… #Like. Martina was in a cult. She was almost brainswept. Can’t get into college. Nearly died. And her parents “aren’t interested?” #As for Sticky’s off screen aunt: this is your dead sibling’s kid and you used him for money and did nothing to find him! #You could say Nicholas’ parents had decent intentions and were just uneducated about the importance of keeping siblings in contact BUT #the orphanage director lady? SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER #Actually she led the adoptive parents over to Nicholas... did she… RECOMMEND SPLITTING THEM UP? #Was she like “oh we have a child that likes to read he’ll be great for you don’t worry about his brother you’ll be his new family” #Or did she recommend that they not take Nathaniel because she was worried he might be trouble? #We know the least about Martina and Nicholas’ parents but things are not looking good for them I’ll tell you that. #tmbs #mbs #tmbs disney #mbs disney #the mysterious benedict society #mysterious benedict society