#it will go down in their history books

[hanakihan]

so since @i-bring-crack gave me the idea now I’m having a brainrot so here we are

‘Tired salaryman transmigrates into other world, decides to chill and accidentally completes the main quest without knowing so’, the thread

- jinchul is your average day to day salaryman who’s exceptional in his field but his life is so repetitive and boring he rarely questions what he does daily, even on weekends he mostly sleeps or works because there’s nothing else to do (he’s like me fr—)

- one night he was returning home after a really hard day at work, one of very few instances where he overworked even by his own standards. he was sleepy and tired enough not to notice moon being too bright and shadows dancing at weird angles around him. he did feel like someone was watching him whole way home so he sped up his walking and that’s exactly how he accidentally fell through one of shadows after stepping on it

- he doesn’t remember everything after that that much, but next thing he knows is that he’s laying in a comfortable bed. then apparently he wakes up in a strange room that kinda looks something straight out of historical drama but also something out of those isekai fantasy novels teenagers love to read. which is even more confusing when a man enters the room. that’s when jinchul realizes he has no idea what language this man speaks.

- apparently after several hours of struggling to communicate mostly through sign language and awkward drawings/sketches, jinchul more or less understands that he’s either sleeping after overworking too much or he’s really been thrown into other world (time??) without any knowledge. Go Gun-Hee (as he suspects man’s name is because he pointed at himself and said it several times) was nice enough to host poor man with amnesia and so is his wife. jinchul is a man of gratitude and considering his position he’s more than happy to help around their estate for sheltering him while also borrowing language books from their library. thank god his company made him learn several languages for business reasons.

- after some time jinchul is able to read and talk in their language so living becomes slightly better. history books of this world provide more context so yes, he’s apparently in some kind of different world where magic exists. he should freak out by this point but honestly when freaking out helped in any situation. there’s whole kingdom, there’s local religion, there’s so much he actually needs to memorize. jinchul is actually glad basic accounting rules from his world work here too so with time jinchul becomes gunhee’s accountant.

- jinchul hates coffee but only after arriving here and seeing there’s no such thing as coffee, jinchul realizes he might’ve been a caffeine addict. there was a solid month where he suffered drawback from its absence and it was impossible to even get up from bed. he hates coffee still but he misses it because now all tiredness crushes down on him in one go

- weirdly enough this world does have something akin to coffee beans but no one knows what do with them. just to test out jinchul buys some (under merchant’s questionable stare) and brews them. turns out it tastes almost exactly like coffee, just less bitter and less caffeine. jinchul’s opportunistic mind started to turn gears in his head.

- through some time jinchul now owns a famous shop, only one in whole country to sells and serves coffee related stuff. he’s more than happy with his arrangement, plus he has his own independent income and more free time to visit gunhee and his wife. he also isn’t that healthy (because honestly who’s he to sell coffee at astronomical price like it was back in his world) but he earns enough for living.

- one evening right before closing his shop is visited by a man. jinchul tenses because there’s something familiar about his presence. something from back from his world. something at last moment before he fell here. even is said man is actually nice, just a little stone faced, jinchul is still on high alert. rightfully so because room feels smaller and darker and he can swear he can feel phantom of a cold hand on his neck. it’s suffocating and for the first time here jinchul actually fears for his life.

- man leaves but occasionally returns from time to time to test different coffee and sweets combinations. there’s nothing much happening but jinchul is always uncomfortable. there’s something threatening but not actively so.

- during one of such visits jinchul is absolutely baffled when this unknown man visits his shop again and gifts him rare calming herbal tea leaves and best brand of kingdom’s chocolate. in exchange he asks for best cup of coffee and best desert jinchul can offer. through observations jinchul offers man’s favorites and was right because now everything is less suffocating and stiffening and for some reason jinchul feels like he passed some sort of test. it’s also the evening jinchul finally learns man’s name - sung jinwoo.

- after that it becomes a routine. jinwoo became non hostile and more approachable (as well as being the one to approach) and jinchul uses it as a chance to have a stable source of information about this world.

- (also because I’m a weak dumbass) jinwoo actually remembering when jinchul’s birthday is (even if he mentioned it only once in passing) at night of said birthday jinwoo ungracefully (even if he wanted it to be graceful) falls through jinchul’s window waking him up. jinwoo snatches barely awake jinchul to his palace to celebrate. jinchul is grateful and but also tired and sleepy so it’s mostly a nice late dinner, a present (magically enhanced ring) and a sleepy good night kiss. jinwoo is so shook he just touches his cheek and awkwardly leaves to sleep in a guest room since jinchul fell asleep in his room. once he’s in bed realization crushes down on him. apparently the most fearsome shadow monarch is deeply in love with a destined one to supposedly murder him. jinwoo’s own plan backfired spectacularly.

- jinwoo’s plan: snatch destined one into their world before church can summon him - let him live here for some time and observe him - approach him with malicious intent to see his reaction - if attacks then murder, if not then make him attached - make destined one attached and be in good relationship to keep a close eye on him so he can strike first in case of murder intent - accidentally become the one attached and fall in love with destined one - wait what???

#solo leveling #woo jin chul #sung jin woo #local humanity’s calamity suffering form backfired plan #it will go down in their history books #church is unholy screeching because they can’t summon the destined one #jinwoo thinks he still won but he literally doesn’t understand jinchul unconsciously has him wrapped around his pinky #jinwoo will never stop hearing teasing from his mom and sis after they saw jinchul sleeping in his bed

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

#apollo don't fucking touch this one #serious post #not a shitpost #hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day #fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists #i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it. #so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you? #what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown #at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal #i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid #like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies #and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line #probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored #luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap! #watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry #while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent #also eggs are $15

[velnna]

Thank you for my life Neil

#we did it boys #Staeve going down in history books #bg3 #neil newbon #astarion

[cemeterything]

every so often i get the intense urge to write some kind of story about either angels or dragons but then remember i don't have any fucking clue what i'd actually write about, just a loose collection of characters and worldbuilding and speculative biology/character design ideas. they need to add the shinji chair emoji in the next update i need it rn.

#🐉 #part of me dreams of making an 'angelology' book in the style of those books everyone was obsessed with as kids #but maybe slightly more geared towards young adults and mature readers because most kids favorite mythical creature #is not the angel or the demon #however i know it would piss basically everyone off for multiple reasons and would be a bad idea #because of the risks of unintentionally criticizing peoples faith/oversimplifying things and spreading misinfo that gets #uncritically accepted as factual/etc. and i could not fucking stand to be the person who ruined my special interest #for everyone and go down in history as the guy who made angels lame lol #also theres probably some kind of copyright that would get my ass for ripping off those books

[babbimetal]

MOMOKO SINGING LEAD VOCALS FOR META TARO AT LEGEND MM - NIGHT 21 (DAY 2)🍑

#Y'ALL I FELL ASLEEP AND MISSED NIGHT 21 BOOOOO #MOMOKO SAID IN AN INTERVIEW SHE WANTED TO PERFORM META TARO....AND LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED #HER VOICE☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️💔💔💔 #THIS IS CRAAAZY WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT MOMO SINGING THE FIRST HALF OF A SONG THAT ISNT RELATED TO HEADBANGER ????? #SHE SANG MOAS LINE AND YUIS OLD LINE WHAT IF I CRIIEED #PS THE SETLIST IN GENERAL IS INSANE WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE GOT ELEVATOR GIRL AND YAVA BACK??? ARKADIA BITCH?? #ANND WE GOT BRAND NEW DAY BELIEVING ANDD STARLIGHT?? DONT PISS ME OFFF #LEGEND MM GOING DOWN IN THE HISTORY BOOKS MARK MY WORDS #INSANE 2-NIGHT SETLISTS INSANITY #SIDE NOTE LOOK AT HOW PINK THE CROWD IS SNSD GET UP FROM THE FLOOOR #babymetal #sumetal #moametal #momokometal #momometal #legend mm

[doll-elvis]

MARTY LACKER: Beginning about ’70, Elvis started wearing tinted glasses night and day. He had reading glasses, but he’d only wear them upstairs where no one could see him.

LAMAR FIKE: I bought the original ones at a gas station for $3.50. Elvis grabbed ’em right off my face. He said, “I want these. Let me have ’em.”

and I’m so glad he did 🥵

(excerpt from “Elvis and the Memphis Mafia”)

#his marshmallow lips in these pictures !! #the way he snatched them from Lamar’s face 💀 #need a photo him in his little reading glasses rn #poor baby he was embarrassed about them😭 #elvis presley #elvisaaronpresley #elvis #70s #i love him #elvis history #as much as I hate alanna nash #this book may go down as the greatest of all time #elvis book excerpts

[bisexualhobi]

230507 NINGNING on bubble

#this styling will go down on history books and i wish we could see more of it </3 #ningning #ning yizhuo #aespa #.txt

[heelanat]

clip from bpiyre on tiktok!

FUCKING HELL, ZHANG FUCKING HAO YOU OUGHTTA FUCKING KILL ME SOMEDAY FUCK YOU‼️ 🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

#this outfit going down in the history books istg #sobbing to the abyss #WHAT ARE WE ZHANG HAO #zb1 #zb1 smut #zhang hao smut #zhang hao #zhanghao #zhanghao smut

[lemonhemlock]

not to be a hater on main but i just stumbled on a tik tok claiming that tsh both takes itself too seriously and could use more absurd comedy and it nearly made me punch a wall

#my quest to find agreeable creators on booktok and booktube leaves me v frustrated sometimes #!!! i accept no criticism of this book #but even without stan goggles on how can say with your entire chest that tsh takes itself too seriously #when it literally makes fun of 'dark academia' types TO YOUR FACE #which is ironic for the book that spawned the entire genre #it's a comedy of manners at the very least #'this book that contains copious amounts of absurdly comedic situations and makes fun of pretentious twits obsessed with aesthetics #could use more absurd comedy and is not satirical enough' #recognising those basic building blocks of the text does NOT even mean to have to like it?? #i hate to be bringing the Reading Comprehension debate again but good lord. and this person claims to have a phd in literature too 🤦‍♀️ #i am so over this pretense at criticism that basically boils down to 'i didn't like this thing so i can't be seen to admit it executes #anything well. so instead i'm going to pretend basic obvious techniques in the text don't exist and peddle it as groundbreaking critique' #stuff like recognising basic genre. what happened to that. #i don't like The Hangover either but it would be very strange to call it anything other than a comedy #the secret history #donna tartt #again you don't even have to like the book!!! #I'M SORRY BUT IT MADE ME WANT TO RANT SO BAD #livresque #booktok and booktube are satan's garden

[chipistrate]

NO ONE IS READY FOR THE DASH ON DECEMBER THURSDAY 14TH 2023.

#Chip Chatter #pre help wanted 2 #that day will go down in the Gregory fans history book whether it's GGY prequel or not #either it's going to be the most hype shit in the fucking world #or devastation

[emperornero]

get followed by some mlp roleplay blog. check it out of curiosity. the bio is just character info. scroll down a little. Um. theyre doing an inflation fetish roleplay. um alright. . see the notes.

the reblogs are almost only between 2 people. the guy who followed me and one other person. tremble in fear but feel honored someone so determined to do inflation roleplay on tumblr for this long followed me. shed a single tear

#op if youre seeing this. since you followed me. this will go down in tumblr history books if someone notices it #suggestive #but also. at this point why didnt you two just start messaging each other ?

[corvidaedream]

sometimes i get very passionate about my job and how important it can be to give an accurate history of a moment in american history that's frequently referenced but which the general public in america has a lot of misconceptions about

and other times i spend an unproductive day trying to explain outdated tax law to a child who isn't equipped to understand, but who is very intent on asking "why?" repeatedly and i think maybe i understand why this protest specifically gets misrepresented and glossed over in schools.

#messages from the ouija board #sadies day job #also! im the ship person which means i see each group for 15 min tops. and people go 'hey so why do we still have taxes if we won the war' #and theres like 5 min until the next group comes down and my hands are cold and i gotta be like #'it was about parliament and the east india company and thats not actually what the war was /about/ #the retaliation for this protest just created more unrest and thats what led to the war and taxes that pay for infrastructure are good #please direct the rest of your questions to the man in the silly wig hope this helps' and then i gotta shoo them into the building #its not exactly an efficient way to teach history tbh! but im doing my best #in fairness to our site a lot of the questions about Afterward get answered later on the tour #but sometimes the questions are very specific and im like great question! heres a book rec! sorry!

[coffeecupandcorgi]

Been reading/listening to Sandra Brown’s Texas! romances the last few weeks to give my brain a break from so much clinical work, and I’m kind of obsessed with the Tyler family. All their hollering and yelling and storming out of rooms, their unhinged levels of horniness. these people will NEVER go to therapy. incredibly soothing. I will miss them.

#late 80s early 90s romance #sandra brown #romance trailblazers #romance history #when the hero in book 3 sold his marriage proposal by being like I’m not squeamish I will even go down on you my soul left my body #but this is not even close to the wildest shit that goes down #to be clear this is not a recommendation per se #only a rec for folks interested in romance genre history #bc these books are very of their time #I am reading slow heat in heaven now and oh wow WOW was not prepared for that tonal shift asdgdhjjj #thanks to the fated mates pod for the inspiration #library books

[bunn-iiii]

queer history is very important to me and I love finding new things like websites and books and comics and photos and profiles and posts

#it always seems bitter sweet especially when the history is about trans people #but it always sort sparks this feeling thaat we will never truely be gone #somehow some way parts of us will live on forever in books and old websites on the wayback machine #and that they can't silence us for long before we come back stronger. #we can't let them think this is new #and we can't let them think we will go down without a fight #we will go up in flames starting the spark for new generations to fight for what we did #we were always here and we will always be here #we may have to hide but just because we aren't seen doesn't mean we don't exist #that's fucking object permance you learn that shit as a baby

[doll-elvis]

“Sometimes, while either watching the girls in his bedroom or perusing the tapes I had made for him, he would get a most defiant erection, which he would relieve either by masturbation, or, if the girls were actually there, by going down on one his lucky guests or by dry humping one through his slacks or pajama bottoms”

lucky indeed 😩

(excerpt from “Elvis: From Memphis to Hollywood” by Alan Fortas)

#our freaky man #do with this information what you will #it would be a privilege to be dry humped by elvis presley #the fact that he would go down on a girl to get off!?!?!? #lordy what a man #his one true love #alan fortas #elvis presley #elvisaaronpresley #elvis #elvis history #elvis book excerpts #elvis fans #elvis photos #60s elvis

[gildedmuse]

As horrible as it is my main thought during this scene was just, God...

I can't believe Law missed all this.

[I did love them getting weaker as the physical representation of just SAYING NIN burned away, as if it is honestly centeral to ninja magic. It's so over dramatic and meaningful and utterly ridiculous and freaking dark as hell the more you think about it... Oh my god.... You guys, this is just Law turned into a ninja scene.....]

The boy only has like two areas of his life where you can still see traces of the innocent joy of childhood: Sora and Ninjas. Now, two of them are facing off by trying to out badass pose one another, ninjutsu vs ninjutsu. But Raizo stood his place and watched as a man he'd once worked beside burned, burned, burned until the pain was too great and he wanted the fire to take him.

Law would have LOVED it.

Aaaaand the maniacal magic of childhood is over.

Nope, they're all with Mugiwara-ya, he doesn't know any of these idiots. He only even showed up to stab an old lady through the chest, okay!?

#Basically I love Law partly for being such a dramatic character with this dark past who is also tots a dork #like how Zoro is an unstoppable force and also an idiot boy #this contain two things Law loves: ninjas and watching people suffer for their past mistakes #there's actually so much ninja shit going down in Wano #Law is there for NONE OF IT #Its amazing #like if an arc was 50% history and Robin was like actually I'm booked that week #nin nin #ninjutsu is the only magic Law belives in anymore #he's seen too much DEATH #and he JUST MISSED the death WITH NINJITSU! #trafalgar law #one piece #trafalgar d. water law #wano arc #raizo of the mist #maybe could have brought more mist with him #raizo #episode 1069 #reaction post #ninja fight!