#it's an old house

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

#gotham knights game #I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse #twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity #he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch #he's got the full gamer set up in the background #LED lights around the ceiling and walls #rainbow keyboard/headset #mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks #(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die') #whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account #and promises to match whatever they raise #and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on #he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme #meanwhile off screen #Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor #and helping Babs run remote ops #if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi #and that tracks #it's an old house #it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots #in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed #and no one will ever know

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#stop renovating old weird houses into white hotel lobbies for gods sake

[cozylittleartblog]

not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him

#toh #the owl house #emperor belos #papa titan #the titan #art #doodles #comic #fanart #watching and dreaming #captioned #brief visit to ye olde days of memeing on belos... those still get spread around #i hope the titan saw him get his shit stomped in before they passed on #like yes luz was right there but did the titan actually get to see it. i hope so #shoulda been broadcast on penstagram too #there's a piece of fanart i wanted to draw after. i think o titan where art thou. but i never got around to it #because it had animation in it. and im regretting it now #maybe i will finally do it. and something else too #the whole titan reveal brings with it a lot of tropes and ideas that absolutely destroy me personally #and i need to Draw about it #edit - thank you anistarrose for the caption! #''he wasn't Really alive'' you're right they were a secret third thing. the heart still beats. they were still Somewhere #but it's easier to just say Alive. it's not Technically wrong #i try to keep my captions short ok

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

[whisperwillyou]

I still haven’t watched the last two episodes lol

Have a Noceda siblings sketch that I never finished

Luz really cartwheeled into the boiling isle and swiped the brother Belos has spent the last 400 years fine tuning and I have nothing but respect for her. 😌

#toh #the owl house #Luz Noceda #Hunter Noceda #hunter the golden guard #the most simblings ever #emperor belos #philip wittebane #caleb whittebane #Philip: I made a better version of an old friend- #Luz: you fucked up a perfectly good brother is what you did. Look at him! He’s got anxiety and ptsd! #fox talks

[petitworld]

Dolo, Veneto, Italy by Eleonora Boiserie

#veneto #italy #overgrown #old architecture #greenery #nature #ivy #naturecore #nature aesthetic #houses #house #architecture #vintage #cottage #petitworld favs #petitworld

[deadsaint444]

all i had, i gave.

#americana #southern gothic #ethel cain #old house

[r08s]

#pink palace #coraline #dream house #girlblogging #girl blogger #this is what makes us girls #girlhood #girl interrupted #girl interupted syndrome #lana del rey #lizzy grant #morute #dollette #creepy cute #cutecore #pink #pink aesthetic #old house #vintage #cute #gloomy coquette #coquette #female hysteria #lily rose depp

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: gothic

#horror #horror movies #gothic horror #horroredit #moviesedit #filmedit #cinema #horror cinema #horror aesthetic #dracula #frankenstein #the masque of the red death #the fall of the house of usher #the old dark house #the others #the haunting #crimson peak #the devil's backbone #the bride of frankenstein #the uninvited #sleepy hollow #interview with the vampire #the orphanage #bram stoker's dracula #dragonwyck #gaslight #the woman in black #nosferatu #phantom of the opera #dr. jekyll and mr. hyde

[opportunityarose]

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point

#hate when he has rare moments when hes based #this is also the episode where hes weird ab a 17 year old girl so it evens out i suppose #house md #greg house #gregory house #hatecrimes md #james wilson #allison cameron #house blogging

[cafecxonmilk]

Outfits for Luz for fun!

#the owl house #lumity #luz noceda #toh #luztoh #my artwork #luz toh #toh luz #This is also something old lmao

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Duke, Jason, Damian and Cass who only knew Kon and Tim during their "I would burn down the world for you" era asking the rest of the family how Tim missed their obvious chemistry, how he's been oblivious to the person he's been in love with since the day they met.

Steph, Dick, Bruce, Alfred and Babs, who all got a taste of their initial Young Justice years where Tim was one second away from framing Kon for murder, just exchange amused looks.

#tim would probably leave hundreds of messages to steph complaining about kon until even steph just hates him on principle #and then two months later he's making heart eyes at the man and steph is like 'are you FUCKING KIDDING ME???!' #if tim and kon ever got together steph would break into his house and force him to listen to her read his old texts out loud #tim drake #kon el kent #timkon #batfam shenanigans

[lucradiss]

Old men yaoi (they’re sickening I hate them so fucking much)

#some old art #hilson #house md #gregory house #james wilson #house md fanart #hilson fanart

[thankstothe]

gay sex

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #gay #yeah punch that old man get him #gay gay homosexual gay #screencap #s08e02 “Transplant” #can't believe they aired gayporn live on air just like that #and wasn't it fox #my nonamerican ass knows just enough to find it funny

[marzipanandminutiae]

I'm at the Boston Massacre site

I'm at the SweetGreen

I'm at the combination Boston Massacre site and SweetGreen

#history #US history #boston #revolutionary war #(I'm actually not; I just find it wryly amusing that that's a Thing) #(the plaque is in front of the Old State House but the actual action happened across the street)

[hauntedmoors]

this show rules sorry

#I’m thinking about the other caps I posted where a lesbian entraps a partner into a relationship by donating her liver. great stuff. #I don’t have the chops for it but someone could say some really interesting things about how the show plays with genre awareness / the tug #and flow relationship between love and pain / religion and playing god as a healer / sexuality and love framed by corporate settings #and some good old surgery as sex metaphors #text #house md #liverisms tag