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mishapen-dear · 10 months
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okay but watching pomme and richas' family growing RACE gets so intense. okay. look.
pomme: baghera, antoine, aypierre, kameto, etoiles, bad, and max (from aypierre) for parents; dapper as sibling; maxpierre twin babies for siblings. she has ten family members in total.
richas: forever, pac, mike, cellbit, felps, roier, and quackity for parents; foolish and vegetta as grandmas; and leo as an aunt. if we count bobby as richas' deceased step-brother, then richarlyson has eleven family members in total.
they both have seven parents in total.
pomme is catching up. richas its time to start whoring your dads out again. dont let her win
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catmask · 6 months
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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay
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theyhitthepentagon · 8 months
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post from my priv sorry i cooked
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clown-owo · 3 months
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not pictured: Acht flashback to growing up hearing DJ Octavio say vaguely gay shit about the captain of the Squidbeak Splatoon
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skellydun · 1 year
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Actual Phone Conversation I Had With A Girl Absolutely Going Through It This Morning:
me very quickly: hi this is dylan from x. how are you today? is now a good time to talk?
girl on the phone: what? oh you know! it's just work, work, work.
me: haha yeah! Just another busy Monday :)
girl on the phone i have known for exactly 11 seconds: sometimes i wish it would just stop. it's relentless. and it's every week! how many mondays can someone go through?
me trying to do my job: ha ha i know right? so I'm calling--
girl on the phone i have known for exactly 16 seconds: i'm so tired. i'm soooooo tired. shelby kept me up all night again. she will not get over keegan. they keep calling each other just to yell i swear to god.
me: only 4 days till the weekend and some sleep! :D
girl: yeah. but she's sleeping with me. at my house. didn't he tell you? who is going to get the dog? or the fucking 300 dollar blender I got them?
me: unfortunately no! so i would love to know more but the reason i'm calling is to get you scheduled for x job interview are you still interested?
girl whispering: what?
me awkwardly: it's...i'm dylan. from x. the x job you applied for. we would like to interview you for it.
girl: oh my god. no. oh my - I am so sorry. I thought you were my friend--I cannot believe--I told you work was relentless. I don't really mean that! I talked about blenders!
me: no, no I totally get it. It can be. But that's why you're interviewing for somewhere better! Tell Shelby to apply too! Do you have any availability on Thursday?
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sunlit-mess · 2 months
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Based on this meme SJKASHGGJKL
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sualne · 22 days
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today's warm up doodle is t4t zosan and their triplets
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Horrifying being beyond my comprehension just saying “no???” Is absolutely hilarious
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IM GLAD YALL FOUND IT FUNNY TOO, cause drawing this killed me 💀
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verflares · 3 months
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(pre-calam) filling the compendium :-)
+ closeup and the aftermath
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bastardlybonkers · 3 months
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feetman
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forecast0ctopus · 4 months
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star trek is so funny for finding reasons to fit au type situations into canon and giving everyone costumes
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felsicveins · 4 months
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Just a sleepover
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heartorbit · 2 months
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happy cyberpunk dead boy english release
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twinkubus · 9 months
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Bound Man by John Singer Sargent, c. 1917-21
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mipexch · 5 months
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since layer 7 dropped you can send literally any enemy to go kill something wicked repeatedly & v2 being the one to do that is just really funny to me
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fungerisms · 10 months
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O'saa doodle page cuz ive been playing as him and having him on my party a lot and hes just the coolest
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