Fifth tardis team dvd commentary moments that kill me (with honourary colin baker):
*the doctor walks out in a dressing gown*
Peter Davison: *chanting* sexual awakening sexual awakening sexual awakening
Sarah Sutton: sexual awakening alert
Janet Fielding: personally I'm going to sleep
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The Doctor: "[a steam train]... I always wanted to drive one when I was a boy"
Matthew Waterhouse: DiD yOu ReAllY?? A sTeAm TrAiN?? oN gALLiFrEY???
Everyone else: *losing their shit*
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Peter: what is that you're holding there?
Matthew: my, my belt thing! My rope belt
Peter: ohhhhh, trousers have fallen down
*Adric literally dies in an explosion*
Janet: *about pockets* nothing to put your hands in now!
Matthew: no hands either!
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*the cyberman leader is threatening Tegan*
Peter: oh to hell with it, kill her
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Peter: oh the waitress has just stepped in! Uh should you be sitting down, waitress?
"Waitress" Janet: they're picking on me! I haven't even started yet and you're picking on me!
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Janet: have I just walked into the middle of two saddo middle-aged men talking about who they fancy?
Peter: yep. yep.
Colin Baker: and funnily enough, your name didn't come up
Janet: thank god I haven't had breakfast
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Peter: we've managed to kill off Adric
Sarah: yep, we've dumped Tegan
Peter: and uh, lose Tegan at heathrow airport... Result!!
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Colin: last time I saw you lying on the ground like that, you turned into me!
Peter: fate worse than death Colin
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Janet: *about a piece of set with a green light coming from it* are you cooking something? Nyssa's making a pot of soup
Sarah: cabbage soup!
Janet: broccoli and stilton!
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Janet: I think I was very mean to you on this story Matthew, I took to calling you "boom-boom waterhouse"
Matthew: what?
Peter: *wheezing the whole time*
Sarah: oh yeah, of course and the other one was, "matte-finish"
Janet: *laughing* oh yeah!
Matthew: I don't remember any of this!
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Cyberman in the episode: *about the doctor* "the tall one with the fair hair"
Everyone: *dying*
Janet: and the highlights!
Sarah: the highlights yeah, with the expensive highlights!
Peter: *imitating the cybermen* and the blush on the cheeks
Matthew: *also imitating the cybermen* and the fake tan
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Sarah: That’s the trouble with all this chat, I can’t listen to the programme, find out what’s going on.
Matthew: You’re not missing much.
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