pornography by richard siken, in the diagram
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“You think you’re so fucking funny huh?” Yeah why else would I be giggling at my own joke 😒
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my partner just left after a date night at my house and oh my god i like them so much
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I guess Cal has a lot of thoughts today...
As if I didn't feel old enough already I have two, TWO kids starting high school this week and I got prescribed blood pressure medication. Looking into retirement and senior living homes now.
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his body really was under the super-lab this entire time. rare W for the reddit bros.
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have you seen seohyun's latest ig post??? https://x.com/kpopsapphic/status/1781729543067148737?s=46
that's the biggest lesbian to ever lesbian in lesbian history, can't even tell you why, she just is -🫐
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The only white boys allowed are small children and himbo golden retrievers no exception
everyone is on sum crack today i swear
like when my shift started i was just setting up my cart, didn’t have anything prepped, i had to tell two people they weren’t ready yet. this sorority looking chick came up to my cart RIGHT after, still not ready, and she was like “are they ready for me to try yet??” and without her even finishing her sentence i announced out fucking loud they are not ready yet
she and her mom scurried away and i didn’t see them again but. the ENTITLEMENT. are they ready for ME??? like 10 other people aren’t waiting??
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me: cmon elle just beat her ass-
me, upon watching the beating of the ass: NO NO NOT LIKE THAT NOT LIKE THAT WE DONT HAVE TO DO ALL THAT NOW
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The X-Files | S11E09 Nothing Lasts Forever
And therefore, I speak to Him through you.
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